#Pokemon yaps

[birchtreecat]

If live/dreams were in the pokemon world, what do you think they would do + what do you think their teams would be?

kichi would THRIVE he’s a Pokemon FEIND. Hand that child a fenekin or a chimchar and he beats the game the same day + catches one or two shinies. he’s definitely cocky about winnings. He knows what he’s doing and he’s not afraid to show off about it (causing him and kojika to have a more rival dynamic)

He’d probably have an Infernape, a sandile, and a lucario!!

Aki is more likely to treat her pokemon like pets. She probably has a Turtwig or Sprigatito that only evolves once/never evolves and just stays a little guy, kinda like the Ralts/Gardevoir full art cards that go for a lot of money! She doesn’t battle much and is open about it- she won’t battle. Sometimes she gets cornered and that forces her to, but she uses moves that cause little damage and let her get away. She’d probably have just the one chill guy!! Especially since nozomi would wind up having 3. that is four pets in one house, one of which (the chatot, probably) is a Dumb Gremlin who needs the care/energy equivalent of two pets, not one. Aki as a grandma would probably hand her Sprigatito to a girl that reminds her of herself at that age, hoping the little guy would help said girl.

Kojika, similar to Kichi, trains fire-fighting types and is very open about her battle skills as well as how she isn’t afraid to beat up people who don’t have Pokemon if they’re being rude. This 100% has gotten her a ban from any Pokemon-allowing mixed trainer/non trainer schools and most trainer-only schools. If we’re in the Paldean region, the elite four affectionately refer to her as “Celia Reborn” because of how she jumpscares so many younger trainers and floors all of them lmao. Also probably has a poplio with an everstone to throw Kichi off.

She’d probably have a Growlithe/Arcanane, a Machamp/Machoke, the aforementioned poplio, and rockruff/Lycanrock (night form)!!

“why is it so baby what is that level 10?? I thought you were a-“

“Poplio! Use Brine, bud!”

*one shots the infernape*

“Pokemon… champion…”

“OHHH GOOD BOY!! I knew you could do it!! my little guy~!!”

“WHAT. H-. WHAT. KOJIKA YOU JUST MADE MY DAUGHTER PASS OUT???”

“Aw man. Guess I win. Maybe next time, champ. Here. Take a max revive.”

Nozomi would have. a pokemon who is slipping my brain rn but I KNOW THAT GUY IS REAL. I think he’s a grass type + has a paintbrush lookin tail!!

Nozomi, like Aki would have a more domestic approach to Pokemon, and probably have a bird-type/grass type 3 Pokemon team. she has one big bird as a treat and I think it would be Staravia!! A chatot would also make a really good partner Pokemon for her I think :3 her and Aki raise their Pokemon together, and even when they’re old and grey the Pokemon will probably have only evolved once, if at all. Neighborhood kids will flock to hear adult nozomi and her chatot sing together, Nozomi’s paintings with the aforementioned grass guy would be popular among her historian colleagues, and she’d probably hand her pokemon off to a kid/teen her old grandma self is particularly close to- seeing them as a grandchild/apprentice- once she dies.

UHM. THIS TURNED OUT INTO A FEW PARAGRAPHS. MY BAD. ignore any gen inconsistencies all gens kinda just. merge. in my head…

[ittybittyfanblog]

another thing that absolutely kills me is sylus being a literal arms dealer/weapon enthusiast, yet his weapon of choice is just… his own bare fists 😭😭 like????? bro has access to everything blacklisted in all of linkon and this mf still insists on throwing hands (!!!!)

just six-foot five two of straight whoop ass. i love him so much, he’s such a fucking weirdo 😩🤧

[acevity]

ive turned sun and moon into pokemon. this is the point of no return [i say as if i didnt already Hollow Knight-ify them]

i gave them sprites as well <3

[com-i-cal]

Ok but what if ratio had a pokemon in his party that reminds him of aventurine and denies it at every turn. Idk enough about pokemon to suggest a specific one ;-; but i find this idea SO CUTE

idk what pokemon exactly either, but i could say that the togepi aventurine has is from ratio

or that ratio recommended the togepi to aventurine's care because he knows aventurine struggles with a lot of things and that togepi stores happiness in its shell and offers it to those in need of happiness

and that maybe also togepi reminds ratio of aventurine too idk

[gummishark]

you fatty fat FAT BOY

trans colored alt 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[sexysilverstrider]

[strawberrylemongrass]

Rudy appreciation post because I was having my regularly scheduled night terrors until Rudy showed up and saved me?? So uh..

thank you Rudy?

[nettlesketches]

DistortionGhost!Ingo AU 👻

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Distortion Ghost!Ingo

- first sightings ~4 years after initial disappearance

- presence causes feelings of fear, unease, and paranoia

- goes in and out of lucidity

- can choose whether or not he is visible

- when lucid, usually following Emmet around

- lost + confused :(

Emmet (thinking): something is not right… why do I feel so cold?

[lil--nuggett]

saw a dumbass image of a tweet today that was very maxie core so i sat my ass down and edited it to fit

[pistachi0art]

playing pokemon got the wheels turning in my head again

[azurem]

Extremely advanced inkmare happening here

[birchtreecat]

I love pokemon I think I spent a good 20 minutes watching my six sillies play with a ball and occasionally get it stuck under the table and like. 2-3 of them would ram into it like ahwbrh yall have no thoughts. only ball. I love them I would die for my team no questions asked

[trainwreck-pumpkin-pie]

beta elgyem just leaked, look at him...... literally just a little grey alien

[nyaboshi]

OK, I think Wooloo easily has the best Shiny form in terms of pure aesthetic and adorableness

Like

Look at them

I love them so much...

[com-i-cal]

I would like to suggest Cleffa for your Ratio Pokemon au. While they're kinda small and pathetic I feel like he would still quite like them.

he's collecting all known baby pokemon atp