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zvaigzdelasas · 1 year
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On Tuesday, Poland summoned Ukraine's ambassador over comments made by President Volodymyr Zelensky at the UN.
He said some nations had feigned solidarity with Ukraine, which Warsaw denounced as "unjustified concerning Poland, which has supported Ukraine since the first days of the war". Poland's prime minister, Mateusz Morawiecki, announced the decision to no longer supply Ukraine with weapons in a televised address on Wednesday after a day of rapidly escalating tensions between the two countries over grain imports. "We are no longer transferring weapons to Ukraine, because we are now arming Poland with more modern weapons," Mr Morawiecki said. The grain dispute began after Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine all but closed the main Black Sea shipping lanes and forced Ukraine to find alternative overland routes. That in turn led to large quantities of grain ending up in central Europe. Consequently, the European Union temporarily banned imports of grain into five countries; Bulgaria, Hungary, Poland, Romania and Slovakia to protect local farmers, who feared Ukrainian grain was driving down the prices locally. The ban ended on 15 September and the EU chose not to renew it, but Hungary, Slovakia and Poland decided to keep on implementing it.[...]
Earlier this week, Ukraine filed lawsuits to the World Trade Organisation (WTO) against those countries over the bans, which it said were a violation of international obligations. Ukraine's Economy Minister Yulia Svyrydenko said that "it is crucially important for us to prove that individual member states cannot ban imports of Ukrainian goods". But Poland said they would keep the ban in place, and a "complaint before the WTO doesn't impress us". Mr Morawiecki said they would increase the number of banned products from Kyiv if Ukraine escalates the grain dispute. Poland's foreign ministry added that "putting pressure on Poland in multilateral forums or sending complaints to international courts are not appropriate methods to resolve differences between our countries".
Poland's the last of the 3 disputing Ukrainian grain that I would have expected to take it to this level [21 Sep 23]
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jointhearumanati · 1 month
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HETALIA HEADCANNONS
🇺🇲 Alfred is a not the best in the kitchen but on the Grill he makes the best BBQ I'm talking southern style meat smoked for 12 hours, Brisket, bacon, ribs, steak, burgers, hot dogs, chicken, pork, his cookout parties are the best he can bake casserole in the oven though
🇮🇹 🇩🇪Romano and Germany are best friends when black out drunk much to Romano's horror once he sobers up
🇨🇳 China cross dresses in secret the only one who knows is Poland and are secret besties
🇫🇷 France is the best cosmetologist around you need your hair or nails done he's your guy some nations even pay him and make appointments on the regular
🇬🇧 🇨🇳England and China dated once upon a time it didn't end well but England still has a small crush on him though he won't admit it China moved on
🇵🇹 🇨🇳Portugal and China had a one night stand once
🇷🇺 🇨🇳Russia has had a crush on China since he was a kid under Mongolian rule he was the only one who was kind to him he thought he was a woman even when he found out he was a man it didn't change his opinion of him
🇻🇦🇨🇳 Rome and China were in a romantic long distance relationship once upon a time it took so long to visit but Rome always made the journey when he had time China didn't find out about his death until years after he died
🇬🇧 England can play the electric guitar 🎸 and writes music notes and songs it helps him relax he lies on the floor of his room and plays for hours
🇷🇺 Russia went to therapy and came out a lot more stable he even went on a apology tour to apologize to those he wronged if he unnerves anyone it's just teasing now
🇩🇪🇧🇪🇨🇭🇱🇮 Germany, Belgium, Switzerland, and Liechtenstein are the best bakers around they make the best sweets
🇮🇹 Italy and Romano have an Vegetable and Herb garden so they always have the freshes ingredients
🌍🌎🌏All Nations have a big food party after world meeting everyone brings food from around the globe so everyone can try any food they want
🇨🇳 China is actually the best in bed he knows ancient tricks that leave his partners staring at the ceiling contemplating their existence
🇬🇷 Greece is second best in bed it's like he puts every bit of energy into pleasing his partners he falls asleep immediately after
🇬🇷 Greece is the best at giving advice though few nations actually know that
🇪🇸🇮🇹🇺🇲🇱🇹🇰🇷🇰🇵🇭🇰🇷🇺🇬🇷🇹🇷S pain, Romano, America, Lithuania, the Korea twins, Russia, Greece, and Turkey are the best dancers around Spain and Romano are good at Salsa, Flamenco, Tango, Argentine tango, and Tarantella. America and Lithuania are the best at Swing. The Korea twins are good at more modern dancing freestyle even throwing some break dancing and acrobatics into their routine. Hong Kong is the best break dancer even throws acrobatics into his routine often dances with the twins. Russia is the best ballet dancer and does traditional Russian dances it's impressive with his size. Greece and Turkey are the best belly dancers.
🇰🇷🇰🇵 The Korea twins meet once a year at China's place they make up for lost time with a bit of bickering, speaking at the same time, and finishing each other's sentences
🇭🇰 Hong Kong is the best clothing and jewelry designer you'll ever meet he makes all his clothes and even has his siblings model his designs he even has either Japan or Taiwan take pictures for him with lights props and everything and puts it on Instagram he sometimes gets commissions from other nations they pay him and make appointments sometimes even modeling his designs he even teams up with France for hair nails and makeup he has a whole studio he's also a great DJ
🇨🇳 China is the best babysitter around he gets payed by the hour and China adores children he missed the pitter patter of tiny feet on his floor the kids always come back full of good food and toys and presents to take home they aren't his kids so he can spoil them rotten even snacks for the road because growing children need to eat
🇨🇳 China always brings tons of snacks to world meetings he even gives America and Germany extra because they are the youngest
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my collection of shark plushies teehee
i did not get them from aquariums tho
their names are:
little blahaj - jaws
big blahaj - meg
knitted hammerhead - mc hammer
upright light blue shark at the back - goomba
small grey shark at the front (a hand puppet!!) - shy guy
fluffy shark - snuggles
whale shark - chomper
JELP I WAS ABOUT TO SEND AN ASK WITH MY KEYCHAIN LMAOOOJSGDHS
AH THEYRE ADORABLE WTF i love the names LMAO
and tbh maybe aquariums aren't the best place to get them but for some reason my brain is set on getting some kind of plushie from an aquarium idk
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my desk is a mess oh god but anyway my beloved carlos. very soft. very squishy. he likes getting squished hard dw no sharks harmed
my second one actually cuz the first one my dog ripped off of the keychain and its now his favorite toy WHICH HE RIPPED BY NOW☹️ technically he should be names Carlos II but i dont remember what i named my first one. i do think it was ben but i am not sure cuz my dinasour plushie is already named ben (benjamin III) so. idk. but hes technically still alive the first one, just needs a stitch or two and a good bath
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bonus, zdzisiek. zdzisław. kochany zdzisio.
hes from the polish hard rock cafe gifted by my friend and since he is from Poland, i ofc picked a polish name
he isn't as soft or squishable but hes my baby anyway
my two support keychains
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allaboardthevespa · 1 year
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Dumping my Gabby HCs because she's my comfort character
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Her full name is Gabriella Helena Myszka.
Growing up her family moved around in Poland a lot. Usually to cities, but Gabby always liked hanging out in parks and forests when she could. It’s how she grew to love nature.
When her family eventually decided to move overseas to Canada, she cried a lot because Poland felt like a comfy, safe place to her. Of course she’s glad it happened now. Even back in Poland she struggled making friends, and meeting Ellie truly changed her world for the better
Given her mental health struggles, issues with making friends and familial neglect, she’s developed a very bad tendency to have nightmares frequently. This decreased when she met Ellie, but she still has them on occasions. (I wrote a whole fanfic about this after all)
Her favorite artists include Girl in Red, Cavetown, Billie Eilish (she definitely cries to “happier than ever”) and Folklore/Evermore era Taylor Swift. Though Ellie's getting her into Dashboard Confessional yes this is me projecting
Along with a love of all animals, her nature-loving personality gives her a real soft spot for flowers. I’ve mentioned before that tulips and hyacinths are among her favorites, but she likes flowers in general. Especially of the fragrant variety. There’s not much that brings her more peace and happiness than breathing the sweet scent of her favorite flowers – and she loves wearing flower crowns too.
She’s pretty emotional and tends to cry easily. For example, one time she ended up watching Where the Red Fern Grows with some other people and she was so completely emotionally broken by it that she was left crying for hours on end.
Is incredibly touch-starved and often asks Ellie to give her hugs and cuddles because man she needs them
Is extremely ticklish and loves being tickled. Pretty much always loses the tickle-fights between her and Ellie too, lol (pretty sure it’s on purpose)
GIANT Bluey fan. Loves Puffin Rock and Elinor Wonders Why as well
She generally prefers rural, less crowded areas to big busy areas. Being in a busy city for too long (especially away from area) causes her panic attacks relatable. She much prefers staying in the warmth of nature, with her closest friends accompanying her
Her favorite Pokemon include Butterfree, Meganium, Sawsbuck, and Meowscarada hmm, I wonder what her favorite type is
She’s always really wanted a dog. Her dad is allergic and mean, though
Big advocate for supporting small businesses. Unless they cut down a bunch of trees to put up a store lol
Can sing but it depends on the situation. When she’s quiet she sings really well, when she’s loud…windows will shatter
Owns mountains of stuffed animals. Her favorite being a pink crab Squishmallow who she’s named Sherbert
Gets very competitive when playing board/video games!
After watching season 2 of DC her favorite characters ended up being Kai, Maggy, Tess and Lake (and she had something of a love-hate thing towards Karol lol)
Enjoys all weather. Loves to go out and dance in the rain. Tends to get sick as a result but she doesn’t care, it’s fun and besides, now she has Ellie to look after her!
Would love to live in a peaceful cabin deep in a beautiful nature-y place with her beloved Ellie someday.
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I was planning on going through the list and picking the top ones to make the bracket with, but I didn't want to deprive you of any of the list (106 items long!!)
So it's going to be a bigger tournament than I expected!
At the end, the three winners will go head-to-head and we'll be able to crown a first, second, and third place winner.
The (randomly generated) first round of matchups will be:
a raccoon standing on its hind legs and making too much eye contact vs. imagined dragons
<3 vs. backwards baseball cap
A single small pellet of cobalt-60 vs space heater
Necklace chain (no pendant) vs sweet potato maki
Jellycat Amore Dog vs Syzygy
Seagull with a whole chili dog vs Wojtek the bear
Tomorrow vs A leaf with a tiny bug-sized bite taken out of it
Roasted parsnips vs bread
Thursday the 12th vs the first email account you ever made
Those ergonomic mice that are sideways and tall vs A Geiger counter but for great pussy
LOL vs Batfish
Lightly sweetened whole grain cereal vs green gummy bear
Nikita Khrushchev's shoe vs The molasses flood
Noticing a new freckle vs Petrichor
Window that brings in a slight draft vs big fluffy bathrobes
Greeting cards vs the little fake hands you put on a finger
A rat holding a strawberry in its little hands vs the giant catfish in the Chornobyl reactor cooling pond
The Cuban missile crisis vs LipSmacker flavored lip gloss
Couch cover vs uquiz for what kind of kitchen utensil you'd be
Orange tic tacs vs Paw print set in concrete
Plastic animal figurines vs empty snail shell
Permian-Triassic Extinction Event vs single unmatched sock (its mate has been lost)
Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) vs leggings with a run in them
Florida Man vs Funables Fruity Snacks, Mixed Berry Fruit Snacks, Family Size, 40 Count
Bath beads (shape of dolphin) vs wet log in the ground, home to moss and fungi
The shoes that Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw at George Bush vs Pi Day
The Chornobyl elephant's foot vs Matryoshka dolls
Pigeon vs candy necklaces from the 1990s
Swinging so high on a swing set that you become briefly weightless at the top of the arc vs ring pop
Sex dice that can only deliver confusing combinations vs the state of Florida
Queen Elizabeth's corpse vs sheet of cat stickers
SALE! 2/$2.99 Fresh Hass Avocado vs orange slime made by an 8-year-old and then left to dry out in the back of a closet for years
The color puce vs pill case
A nuclear-powered ramjet vs Chromodorus Willani
Red lava lamp vs glow in the dark stars to put on your bedroom ceiling
Ufo porno vs Lego three in ones
Disposable chopsticks vs garlic bread
Generic grocery store brand apple juice from concentrate vs skeleton
Three haunted porcelain dolls vs a duck with perfectly formed human hands instead of wings coming out of its shoulders
A bus pass with $7.33 on it vs The last of the gift wrap paper (not enough to wrap a present)
The SL-1 reactor in Idaho vs 1 yard of fleece
Glasses without lenses vs the rabies virus
There are a few byes that we'll come across in round 2:
Tapetum lucidum (will face the winner of matchup #1)
1 can of Goya brand black beans (will face the winner of matchup #4)
A dog who is normal in every way except that it can identify any plant by its scientific name (will face the winner of matchup #5)
Duke the Bush's Baked Beans mascot (will face the winner of matchup #6)
Jumbo binder clips (will face the winner of matchup #9)
Mead (will face the winner of matchup #12)
The smell of a Sears auto department (will face the winner of matchup #15)
The composer Fryderyk Chopin's heart, In case in a jar of booze in a church in the middle of Warsaw, Poland (will face the winner of matchup #16)
Sour cream (will face the winner of matchup #17)
A 2005 Honda Civic with a vinyl wrap of Sasuke on the side (will face the winner of matchup #20)
73 dachshunds (will face the winner of matchup #21)
$9.99 headphones from CVS (will face the winner of matchup #22)
The French language (will face the winner of matchup #25)
The number 11 (will face the winner of matchup #26)
The Weather Channel on August 28th 2005 (will face the winner of matchup #27)
World peace (will face the winner of matchup #30)
Glass swan sold at a gas station (will face the winner of matchup #33)
Discarded McDonald's toy found on the sidewalk (will face the winner of matchup #36)
Lube that just. too slippery to be useful (will face the winner of matchup #37)
@hillbilly---man's Archie comics phase World War II veteran who hates sharks (will face the winner of matchup #38) *I changed this one because quite a few of you don't know me and don't care about my Archie comics phase. Apologies to the submitter!
Roasted garlic (will face the winner of matchup #41)
White LEDs (will face the winner of matchup #42)
The placement of all of these was done randomly, but I'll try to seed future rounds based on performance.
The first polls will be published tomorrow
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misseasybake · 3 months
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My friend Liuda from Poland came home and we were hanging around on a swing in the backyard. While we were talking, we saw my dad's mom walk somewhere while talking to a stranger who was walking towards her. Surprisingly, she didn't pay any attention to us. A little later my mom and my friend's mom appeared to talk to us as well. A stranger talked about a certain mystery connected to a dance and a bird's feather. A little later a plumber or somebody like that came to state that he was done with something and started talking about that mystery, too. It all started in the morning but when the plumber came it was past noon or something. Then I remember a fragment where I found the book about the dance and a black bird's feather. The book contained things like dance elements, techniques, etc. It was big old and brown. Then the yard seemed to change. The yard I was talking about previously was the yard I grew up in. But now this one is somewhere resembling my friend's old yard. Except everything was super green and glowing (like leaves, flowers, and stuff). I decided to go home. For some reason, I thought my home was there. On my return home, I encountered a weird young girl and a small dog. First I saw the dog. It seemed friendly. The second time I saw it (I was peacefully sitting on the floor looking at something) it came up and bit me. I saw the dog coming. I didn't expect it to bite but somehow, I wasn't surprised and it didn't hurt. Plus it was easy to shake the dog off. It bit my shoulder but there was no scar. Also, I just remembered my friend with whom I hung out in the morning had a new phone with a weird purple phone case (it's not that weird, just not her style). Back to the weird girl. When I went to a certain home, I took an elevator up. When the doors were closing I saw that dog again. The elevator was not usual. I closed to the left side, had a round shape, and was rather small. When I arrived at the destination and the door opened I was happy that I didn't see anybody. But when I wanted to step out a girl spawned in. Her body was small and resembled a seraphim Boa from one piece anime. But just the body. Her hair and face looked a little different. She stepped back as if letting me pass and walked by my side without saying anything for a few steps. Then she ran forward and said that she knew something and could help. It was about the dance mystery. She said I could stay at her house and pointed to her left where the apartment was. Somehow I didn't find it strange. It was the apartment I called my home and was planning on going anyway but the girl said that it was her home. When we entered it, it was definitely not as I expected. The rooms weren't scattered like in a usual apartment or a house. They were cascading: you can enter the second room only after you enter the first. You can enter the last third room only after you pass all the other rooms, 1 and 2. The bathroom and kitchen were on the right and followed each other respectfully and without overlapping. Like in my grandma's house. Every room there was kinda cluttered. We went to the first room. It was the girl's mom's room. The mom later appeared. Introduced herself as Ira. She looked like my other friend's mom from the village. But she had the personality of my friend's mom who arrived from Poland. Anyway, she said something like… you guys go sleep in…'s (I didn't catch the girl's name, but I suppose it was Kristina bc that's what the girl's from the village name is) room bc every time somebody sleeps in this (mom's) room they get pregnant. I laughed it off but it seemed weird to me. Then I understood the meaning behind it probably, but I had forgotten it by now. Then we went to the second room which was most likely Kristina's. We hung out there for a while. Had a lot of food there too. It made the room messy, so we decided to clean the sheets since we were eating in bed. All the beds in that apartment were big. Anyway, we cleaned the sheets. The rest of the dream is kinda blurry since the last thing I remember is that we were on a balcony.
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Hanging Out with Liuda:
Friendship: Spending time with your friend Liuda from Poland on a swing signifies a sense of comfort and familiarity in friendships.
Dad's Mom and Stranger: Seeing your grandmother walking with a stranger and not paying attention to you could symbolize feelings of being overlooked or disconnected from certain family members.
Mystery Introduction:
Mystery and Dance: The mention of a mystery connected to a dance and a bird’s feather adds an element of intrigue. It might symbolize uncovering hidden truths or exploring unknown aspects of life.
Plumber and Mystery: The plumber's involvement in the mystery suggests that everyday elements or people might hold keys to deeper understandings.
Book and Feather:
Discovery: Finding the book about the dance and a black bird’s feather symbolizes discovering knowledge or insights. The book's old and brown appearance suggests ancient or valuable wisdom.
Change in Yard: The transformation of the yard into a super green and glowing space might represent a shift in perception or a journey into a more vibrant, enriched state of being.
Encounter with Dog and Girl:
Friendly Yet Biting Dog: The dog’s initial friendliness followed by biting you, yet without pain or scar, might symbolize unexpected challenges that don't leave lasting harm.
Weird Girl: The strange girl and the unique elevator symbolize entering unknown or unusual territories in life. Her resemblance to a character from an anime hints at influences from media or fiction in your subconscious.
Apartment and Cascading Rooms:
Unusual Home Layout: The cascading rooms signify a journey or progression through different stages or experiences. The cluttered nature might represent complexities or obstacles to navigate.
Mother’s Room and Pregnancy Warning: The warning about the mother’s room causing pregnancy might symbolize caution or unintended consequences in certain situations.
Food and Mess: Eating and making a mess in Kristina’s room could signify indulgence and the resulting need to address the aftermath or consequences of actions.
Blurry Ending:
Cleaning and Balcony: Cleaning the sheets and ending up on the balcony might indicate a process of purification or clarity, followed by a broader perspective or outlook on life.
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A book suggests there are rigid attitudes around you, and represents your need to seek a knowledge that you are not yet aware of.
To dream of a book indicates your search for knowledge, and the ability to realize this before it is too late.
To dream that you see an old book means that you are being given spiritual guidance.
A brown or red book can indicate superiority, union and celebration of something close to you. To see a large book in your dream means that you need to be nurtured by another.
To find a book in your dream shows the need to celebrate or to curb your temper.
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evolvingsidekick · 9 months
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I'm on a 10h car ride
1. Yes, I'm also Ella irl
2. 3rd November 2003
3. 171-172cm / ~ 5ft 7.5 in
4. single
5. It's directly from my instagram, my main dance acc was evolving.transcendence, that comes from Evolve being one of my fave studios and Kensington's Transcendence being one of my favourite solos. Then at some point I made a spam account so I just took sidekick from 24Seven, I thought it was cute
6. I'm not a big animal person, but I like cats more, I think they're pretty cute and chill. I don't like dogs
7. I don't watch movies
8. A Finnish book called Punainen Viiva from 1909, it's a fictional book about the first parliamental election
9. I have basic earrings, that's enough for me. I think Helix is cute but I wouldn't get one
10. Honestly probably like go cross-country skiing and to a ski-cafe
11. We only have one Starbucks and I've never been there
12. Journalist, either news desk or economy. I also value regional news papers a lot so I'd like to work in one.
13. Here in uni we do 0–5, my highest is 5 and lowest is 3
14. pasta
15. Sheep
16. Skiing, ice skating, stretching, Excel sheets
17. Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, Tunisia
18. Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Denmark, Czechia, Poland, Hungary
19. maybe Russian, it would be a super relevant skill in journalism right now
20. Finnish, English, Swedish and German. I can also understand written Danish and Norwegian pretty well
21. Winter
22. I have like 8 of the same bunnies in different colours
23. Carbonara, my favourite pasta
24. I'm really good at walking backwards
25. Idk? Run and hide?
26. I like to be "a little extra/formal for school" like my favourite outfit is black straight/wide leg pants, black chiffon high-neck blouse with small white dots, bronze heart earrings and my hair in a braided bun
27. 28. 29. idk
30. 31
31. I haven't read or watched HP but I've taken the sorting hat and gotten all except Hufflepuff. I think I would be a Ravenclaw
32. Coffee but I've been on a tea era recently
33. ^ I have this chocolate tea that smells amazing
34. 35. 36. 37. I don't have an answer
38. From different artists rn: Storytime by Nightwish, Camera Obscura by Ignea, Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet by Fall Out Boy, Massive Addictive by Amaranthe, Heile Heile Segen by Mono Inc., Screi es in die Winde by Faun
39. Mint with chocolate cookie chunks
40. New Nightwish album to be released soon, to get a summer job at the newspaper I want to work in, Russian attack to end and other wars and conflicts to end as well
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henchmaxxing · 9 months
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to answer your question, I've seen european wolves at a rescue centre in poland (close enough to estonia I think) and they were smaller than german shepherds
That's so nuts
I did some (brief) looking around and saw that American gray wolves and the Eurasion wolves have about the same height range but that the grey wolves generally get a little longer and heavier which is probably why they seem so much bigger to my layman's eyes.
Small like german sheperds is so strange though, you really never think about how big dogs are until you figure out that a mastiff is generally taller at the shoulder than a fucking wolf
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kellieblog · 1 year
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Pomeranian Dog Breeds: Characteristics & Top 3 Care Tips From Vet
 Pomeranian is a small dog breed that came from Pomerania, which is in Europe. People know them for their small size, fluffy double coats, alert looks, and active personalities. People like them as pets because they are very active, smart, and often have a confident and curious personality.
Pomeranians come in a variety of colors and patterns, and their beautiful coats need to be taken care of often. Even though they make great pets, their small size and fragile bodies mean that they need to be handled and watched carefully, especially around children and bigger animals.
Even though Pomeranians are small, they have a big personality, which adds to their appeal. People often say that they are brave, lively, and determined. These small dogs are naturally interested in what's going on around them. They are always interested in what's going on around them and want to interact with it. The way they look, with their bright eyes and perky ears, makes them look cute and interested. We should also say that Pomeranian puppies are very cute.
Getting started
A Quick Look at Pomeranian:
Pomeranians, which are sometimes called "Poms," are small dogs with soft coats and big personalities. Even though they are small, they have a lively personality and a history that includes royal ties. The fact that they look cute, act friendly, and can live in different places makes them more popular.
Why it's so popular:
They are getting more and more popular for many reasons:
Size: They are good for people who live in apartments or have small homes because they are small.
They are known for being active and playful, which makes them great pets for both families and single people.
Their double coats of soft fur, fox-like faces, and feathered tails make them hard to ignore.
Adaptability: They can get used to different ways of living and are just as happy in busy city apartments as they are in quieter homes in the suburbs.
The past
Where the Breed Came From:
Pomeranians come from Pomerania, a region that is now shared by Germany and Poland. They are related to bigger working dogs that pulled sleds. Over time, they were bred to be smaller, but their personalities stayed the same.
How they are different from other Pomeranians:
Pomeranians are their own breed; there are no other "breeds" of Pomeranians. But because of genes, coat color, pattern, and size can be different.
Things that make up
Outward Appearance:
They have a face like a fox's and a tail with feathers that curves over their back. Their coats are all different colors and patterns.
Characteristics of a person:
Pomeranians are intelligent and curious dogs. They are usually sure of themselves, smart, and quick to get close to their owners.
How people act:
These dogs can be full of life and energy, but they can also be loving and loyal. People know them because they are very close with their families.
Size:
Most are about 6 to 7 inches (15 to 18 cm) tall at the shoulder.
How much:
They are one of the smallest dog breeds and weigh between 1.4 and 3.2 kg (about 3 to 7 pounds).
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How long:
If they are well cared for, Pomeranians usually live between 12 and 16 years.
Getting to know people and learning
Training and getting to know people early on are very important:
Pomeranians need to be trained and socialized from a young age so they can grow up to be well-behaved dogs who can adapt to different situations.
Training Recommendations:
They do well when you give them treats and praise, among other things. They learn best when you treat them with kindness and patience.
Common behavior problems and how to handle them:
Pomeranians may bark a lot and have trouble being alone if they aren't trained and socialized properly. To deal with these issues, people need to work out regularly and keep their minds active.
Taking care of things
Common illnesses and how to spot them:
Pomeranians often have trouble with their teeth, knees, and breathing. Going to the vet often is very important.
Needs to eat:
It's important that they eat a healthy, well-balanced diet that gives them all the nutrients they need. Talking to a vet can help you figure out what to feed your pet.
How to do the exercise:
Pomeranians need to go for walks and play with other dogs often to stay healthy and not get too fat.
Personal Care and Hygiene:
To keep their thick double coat from getting matted, they need to brush it often. Their overall health is helped by giving them baths, cutting their nails, and taking care of their teeth.
Breeding and Having Children:
Focusing on the health of both the parents and the puppies is a responsible way to breed dogs. The dogs are more important to ethical breeders than making money.
Where to buy animals or get them as pets:
People suggest breeders who have a good name and do good things when they breed. Adopting a dog from a shelter or rescue group gives them a loving home.
The Media and the Pomeranian
Well-known Pomeranian:
With the help of celebrities and people with a lot of followers on social media, they have become known as cute and stylish pets.
How Pomeranians are used in movies and on TV:
They have been in movies and TV shows, and they usually play cute and likeable characters.
The media and how they show things:
They are often shown as cute, smart, and funny characters, which makes them even more popular as pets.
In the end,
In the end, Pomeranians are popular because they look cute, are very active, and get along well with their owners. Even though they are small, they have a big impact and make many people happy. With the right care, training, and exposure to other people and animals, these cute and friendly dogs can make great companions.
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machinicspecters · 1 year
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I've posted a new piece. Here's a fragment:
The heated concrete greedily absorbs the tremor of the steps placed on it. It seems to swell from the sun. Light penetrates it, filling it and feeding it with heat like a monstrous child stretched across the visible world. Its body covers almost every nook and cranny, stretching within a small horizon bounded by buildings. It grows like a sprawl that can't stop expanding. It draws energy directly from the sky, from the incessant summer heat, while the creatures it carries on its surface pray for rain - pray for it to wash them off the surface of the earth; to take away the heat that penetrates their skin, seeps into their muscles and bones, making their bodies slowly boil, dripping with the sweat that constantly pours from them, which, steaming, fills closed spaces with its sour smell. This is what I associate summer bus trips with. The smell has become almost synonymous with a journey to nowhere, with strange faces whose features seem to blur when they are at the periphery of my vision - when I watch them through the window as blurry reflections, having no idea that I am poking my gaze into their bodies, piercing their flesh like solar heat. Is the sun watching us, too? Is its gaze burning, searching among the small creatures scurrying across the flat concrete surfaces for something it could call mutual? Perhaps it is looking for a likeness to itself; the embers flowing from cyclical self-immolation. It looks for the seeds of self-destruction in everyday movements, in the friction of bodies against bodies, in the rustling of feet on concrete as I walk out of my neighborhood, feeling the world open up in front of me - just a little, just enough for me to feel that I can choose to walk in it.
I pass a power transformer located at the end of the parking lot next to my block. Someone has drawn a big blue penis on it (circumcised; they always draw them circumcised, although hardly anyone in Poland practices this custom). Next to it are the words: "gdzie wy?". A simple equivalent of a sentence. We can translate it as "where you?". The question is crowned with a smiling face: ":D". I wonder who could have written it - and why. I look around, looking for someone whose absence I can feel; whose absence is so strongly imprinted in the space that the buildings themselves have begun to call out to them, longing for them to return. Maybe the people addressed by the small concrete building, buzzing with electricity, used to meet by its side, looking together into the unshielded sun that burns every bit of the neighborhood's concrete body, made up of overlapping accretions, from which emerge caricatured limbs, random faces of buildings - glimpses of smiling cracks in old facades.
I think back to when, as a child, I sat on the small wall surrounding the transformer. Back then, the writing on its wall expressed affiliation with one of two rival sports clubs. I remember the flag with red and white stripes and the scribbled insults when the other side discovered the new painting. Deleted words, altered words, distorted echoes as someone's hands, armed with spray, tried to change the meaning of what they found; in an interpretive act extract from the mangled letters something they had not seen before. An ontological discussion formed on the wall, commented on live - who is a dog and who is a Jew? Walking past the transformer and seeing the inscription calling out to someone in the neighborhood void, I recall how older boys climbed over the protruding parts of the building to its slightly sloping roof. They grabbed the concrete fragments with all their might and piled up. I wanted to join them, but my small hands could not support the weight of my body. I felt pinned to the ground. Like a flightless creature. I watched them disappear on the roof and wondered if I would ever get to the top to show myself to the sun, as if I wanted to ask - can you see me now? Are we alike?
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I was tagged by lovely @winglesss thank you and sorry for such a late response
1. Are you named after anyone? No, my father had to choose between two names in the calendar on my birth day
2.When was the last time you cried? I cry quite often tbh I get easily teared up. But I was big crying last time while watching the movie 20th century girl
3.Do you have kids? I love kids but don’t have any and I think I don’t even want to have. I’m good being an auntie
4.Do you use sarcasm? It’s like my second language
5.What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Their smile and how they treat others around themselves. It says a lot abt the person
6.Scary movies or happy endings? Always happy endings, that’s why I cried so much while watching 20th century girl cause it didn’t have one and idk!! And I hate scary movies, it’s too easy to scare me, I never watch them alone
7.Any special talents? I’m really patient person, does it count?
8.Where were you born? In a small town in Poland
9.What are your hobbies? Nothing special. I like to read, watch tv shows, I draw sometimes and bake desserts when the right mood strikes me
10.Do you have any pets? No sadly I don’t. I would love to have a cat or a dog. In my childhood there were many pets so kinda miss having one
11.What sports do you play/Have you played? The last time I played any sports it was at school
12.How tall are you? 5'4''
13.Favourite subject in school? Italian, biology, chemistry and sometimes I liked math
14.Dream job? My dream “job” would be not working. But working in publishing industry sounds nice
Tagging: Whoever wants to do this!
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plymouthpets · 2 years
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Plymouth Pet Breed of the Week: Pomeranians!
            Pomeranians are cute, cuddly little dogs that you will often see jumping off the walls when you enter a dog park or a home with at least one or two of these little fuzzballs. Pomeranians, despite their small size and almost comically thick fur coats, are not to be underestimated! The history of the Pomeranian has made it a quite fashionable breed repeatedly for centuries (it has remained in the top 50 dog breeds of American owners since statistics were first taken decades ago!). Let’s take a look at this unique breed of dog and give some tips on how to care for your “Pom-Pom”, whether you have one or are looking at caring for one!
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            Despite their tendency towards a smaller stature, Pomeranians have an oddly large and thick amount of fur on their body. This second fact shouldn’t actually be so surprising – Pomeranians come from various “Spitz”­-variety dogs of Arctic and Subarctic origin, so breeding a “Spitz” (a German term, as many of them were bred in what is now northern Germany and Poland) dog with ample fur was ideal for using various “Spitz” breeds as sledding dogs, hunting companions, and personal companions in general for those living and working in cold environments. Why Pomeranians as dogs are so small generally is a little more complicated.
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            Pomeranians were already derived from other “Spitz” breeds, of varying sizes, but generally small-to-medium. These smaller “toy” dogs, like Chihuahuas and Cocker Spaniels in our lifetimes, grew to be very popular amongst the European and American elite, with even Queen Victoria of England adopting her famous orange-colored tiny Pomeranian. This led to not only other nobles and aristocrats scurrying to breed and find the smaller variety of Pomeranians, which is reflected in their smaller average size today. Unfortunately, this 19th and 20th century trend (which also lines up with newer trends today of young professionals and couples getting small dogs) led to a serious of inbreeding and genetic issues which affect Pomeranians still today. Pomeranians deal with spinal issues, skin and fur issues, and sometimes much worse.
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            This full myriad of issues is too long to list – Pomeranians often face countless issues with even vision, hearing, or simply breathing. Like many small dogs, “Pom-Poms” can feel the weight on their short legs (don’t let your Pomeranian take big jumps off of stairs or other elevated surfaces!) and weak back, which can lead to a number of mobility and frequent pain issues. Thankfully, taking good care of a Pomeranian can even help it recover from its deepest genetic issues. Their energetic nature works in your favor: toys and light exercise (shorter but frequent walks are ideal) will go a long way in training your Pom and keeping it healthy! Many people think grooming is important for Pomeranians (especially as they are Toy dogs), and while it is important to keep any dog well-groomed (especially with so much fur), find the right vet and watching its health is much more important. Pomeranians need regular check-ups (as their health issues can vary wildly) and your vet will give you the best personal advice on how to feed, bathe, and exercise your Pomeranian.
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         And the results will be worth it! Pomeranians, aside from attention to health (and often grooming, as a personal choice of the owner), they are some of the easiest dogs to deal if they are trained well as they mature. They are easy with children and other vulnerable groups, they make great service animals in therapy, and love attention from humans. Be careful however, they might learn how to train you! Pomeranians can be loud, barky dogs like many smaller dogs and are insistent on getting things their way. Assertive training is important if you want your Pom-Pom to not only be cute and playful, but respectful as well!
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devils-yui · 2 years
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Howdy do! 21, 28, 32, 33 & 41? Sorry if this is too much, answer as many or as few as you’d like!! :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOSH, SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING THIS ANY EARLIER THAN I WAS ABLE TO. HAD A LOT OF STUFF AND WONDERED IF I SHOULD DRAW REACTION RESPONSES TO THIS BUT AAAGH!! I'M HERE NOW TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM !!
21.) how long have you used tumblr for? how has your style changed over the years?
Oh boy, how long have I used this hellsite? Uh... I think--- and I could be wrong, but I think I joined tumblr in 2018-2019 and progressively got more active for... The next 3-4 years. I may be wrong about how long I've used it but y'know, bad-memory and all. My style though? Gee. Not exactly sure what kind of style I even have going on but, maybe it's changed? I sort of can't tell. Went from just posting explicitly art to just a reblog dumpster with bits of art and geeking out every now and then.
So, I think it's changed(?)
28.) if you could domesticate any animal as your pet, which would you choose?
Any animal? Do fictional ones count? Even prehistoric ones? I'll just run through all three if those options are available,
Realistically, I think I'd like to domesticate ... A crow! Or a raven for that matter. They're cool, and incredibly intelligent, omnivorous too. I'm not necessarily saying that housing one as a pet would be easy but-- it's manageable rather than having something big or limited towards eating one type of food that'd cost me greatly to care for. Also-- ravens talk !! Sort of... They can talk just like people with enough training and I think it'd be cool to scare people away with a raven or a crow that can say "run". It'd be a horrifying thing to experience but an overall big joke to me-- also, I very much like feeding crows and ravens irl. It's very therapeutic for me :]]
Fictional? A western dragon. Or a drake. It'd be so awesome to fly or ride around on a large reptilious (maybe?) fire-breathing creature and I've definitely adored fantasy beasts like those since I was a kid, so younger me would've been ecstatic at the thought of domesticating something that's so-- magical. Definitely would like a medium-sized dragon or a drake though, a pretty large beast like that would stick out like a sore thumb around where I live and-- I sure as hell do not like attention. A small fire-breathing dragon would do too, I'd like to have a little buddy by my size at any time or place.
This one might a be a merge between both prehistoric and fictional but, I think the Indoraptor from Jurassic World might've been a neat pet to have. Also-- "scary dog" privileges taken up to a literal sense would be funny. It'd be strange but definitely humorous to have the Indoraptor as something of an "emotional support" animal. I'd dig it. Nobody would bother me for having such a creature and it looks dope as hell !!
32.) favorite piece of memorabilia you own?
An "energon" necklace I bought a while back is my favorite memorabilia. It's a neat little accessory I got around-- 2021? 2020 maybe? The entirety of its delivery was... A wild ride. It went from Poland to... Multiple different places actually and me and the seller had to figure it all out as it was being brought to different places. It--- eventually arrived? But it ended up in New Mexico, I was in Cali, this lasted on for several days before I actually got the necklace. I was ecstatic about it and in the end, turned out really nice! I wear it on special occasions every now and then and I keep it tucked away safe in the small box it came delivered with.
33.) your personal favorite oddity about yourself?
Hm. A personal oddity about myself that I like? Hm. That's sort of difficult for me but, I think I like my ability to just-- talk to myself, y'know just-- hold a conversation in my mind or verbally between myself. It sounds strange but, surprisingly? It helps. Helps me cope a lot when I feel anxious or when I'm thinking too much. I don't like how it's portrayed in media as just-- talking to yourself = you're an insane psychopath or something like that. It feels wrong. Maybe I am crazy but, I don't see the genuine issue with talking to yourself and it sort of upsets me that talking to yourself isn't as normalized as it should be. So, yeah. I guess I like my ability to talk to myself. If that counts?
41.) what are you currently trying to accomplish?
hm. That's another hard one for me. I'm currently trying to accomplish-- a lot of things right now, physically? I'm trying to get some muscles, work out more, stuff like that and mentally? I'm just trying to recover--- from a lot of stuff that's happened, I think I'm doing okay so far and I think I'm making progress with accomplishing either of those. There's also a lot of other things I want to accomplish along with those two, like-- doing more art, getting into some more writing again, and just--- I don't know, hanging out with friends? It's a lot, I'm sure, but I never intended on doing all of them at the same time. That'd definitely tear me apart with how much I have to focus on, but for now. I'm just trying to accomplish on getting-- better, better somewhere, mentally, physically, that's good enough right?
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jawllines · 4 years
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“You’re really gonna go in there?” Y/N queries gently, and Harry only nods his head in response, reaching for the door handle. An urgent, delicate touch of Y/N’s hand startles him, looping around his wrist and dragging his attention toward her, “Shouldn’t we have a game plan if something is behind the door?” She asks, her hold on him tightening just a little, and Harry notes how soft her palm feels against his skin, “Like, let’s say we open the door and a behemoth is standing there, what do we do?”
“The only behemoth that could fit in this tiny room is the band from Poland, Babe, and I reckon they have better things to do on a Thursday night,” he retorts, clenching around the knob and tilting it down, “Now unless you want to hold hands in there. . .”
She lets go before he can finish, and he doesn’t have to look back at her face to know she’s irate. A small smile quirks at his mouth as he pushes his shoulder against the heavy door to aid him opening it, bracing himself to see something potentially horrid. . .
And there’s nothing.
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Harry and Y/N are witches, they hate each other, and something’s coming
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(A/N: Hiii!! So, I’ll be honest I know absolutely nothing about real witches at all, so what is in this story is not fact! it’s just an AU and doesn’t speak toward any of my real witches out there unless i accidentally got some things right. Happy reading, I really liked writing these guys I hope you like them just as much!!)
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It was dark. 
Both in the state of the sky and the feeling that slithered through Y/N’s body while she tended to the Brugmansia finally flowering in her garden. The shift in the air could have easily been inculpated by the cool breeze that blew past her face, shepherding clouds thick and heavy with autumn rain, but Y/N knew better than that. Those feelings typically bring her peace; the rattle of thunder soothes her aching bones while fat drops paint the pavement, wet the dirt to mud, and feed the drying grass.
This feeling made her bones rattle. It crawled beneath her skin like billions of tiny beetles unearthed within her vessels; her stomach churned, her shoulders were weighed down, there was a gnawing pain at her temples, so fierce she held her hand to them. The cold brass of her ring cools her heated skin. This feeling was vile, it was awful, for fuck sake what was causing it? 
She stood from her crouched position and slid back into her store. Technically, she’d closed about three hours prior so she should have been home well by now, but when she’d finally gathered her things in her duffle at 12, she looked out the back window and noticed some of her moonflowers had begun to bloom. There was a small part of her that had been reluctant to step outside at all, but she needed to greet them and water them, no matter the odd, unfamiliar troubling sense that had initially confused her. She ignored it -- she thought maybe she was just nervous to say hi to them, sometimes she was. 
(Flowers and plants hold a special connection with their caretaker, from a tiny seed to a flourishing garden, they place their lives in the care of the earth or a human. If not properly nursed, their wilted petals appear so quickly, a silent plea for water, or sun, or even a little attention -- Y/N found that plants liked a little attention. That’s why she spoke to them, she cooed and gave them well-wishes when she left them alone. They felt just a part of her family as any blood relative had, from the moment she had sliced the tip of her finger in a torn brush and the petal she’d touched afterward fused together her tiny wound. Her nan had always told her that maybe she was a bit closer to plants than others were, so she probably shouldn’t share this with kids in her class because they might be jealous of her (Y/N knows now her nan just didn’t want her getting picked on.) 
It was clear to her now that this feeling was a bit more than that when her goose pimples sunk back into her skin after stepping into the warmth of her store. Though it was not just because she had been keeping her shop pleasantly warm as the nights grow colder and longer; she kept herself protected in here. In between these walls lied a sanctitude that kept all evil out, in all manners, of all species, besides two. 
One of which is her bunny, Thumper, who in all ways but emotionally was her familiar. He was a ghostly white Holland lop, with big dopey ears that she slid her fingers beneath and flipped up and down in spare moments. She accuses him of being evil because he’s always nipping at her fingertips, demanding food with a stomp of his foot, and gives the silent threat that he’ll nibble on her plants if she really pisses him off (he stands by them, twitches his little nose and shows his two front teeth until she gives him what he wants -- it’s usually more hay). He’s nothing but a little, greedy nuisance that showed up on her step one day and hadn’t left since.
The other. . .well, the other was Harry Styles. 
Y/N liked most witches, no matter their point of interest. She knew that there could be a certain level of distrust amongst the syndicate -- hexes, and curses placed upon one another, but she tried to stay out of that -- she held no disfavor toward most of the others either. Everyone connected with things very differently, what she may connect with might not be that of what her neighbor connected with and that was okay. Her nan’s emotions had been in accord with the sea, and even though Y/N spent most of her life fearing water, she bore no judgment. 
What she does is done in the mind of good favor, of bettering oneself with the world around them in a way that would beneficial to not only them but the people in their lives. Open up otherwise closed eyes to the beauty of the spirit and soul they possess, and the beauty and soul that the world around them held. The town she had moved to at 20 was so rich in natural beauty, ponderosa pine and hemlock trees grew tall in an extensive, juniper green forest almost always clouded with thick fog, the soil was soft and fertile, the air was crisp and clean. She felt happy here and wanted the others around her to recognize how lucky they were to be in an area so free of sordidity. 
There was an empty shop up the brick road of the older part of town, that had been crowded in cobwebs, leaves that had blown in from the broken window, and animal droppings. Her nan came to help her clean it up (her mum had too, but she was dog tired after her workweek so spent most of the visit asleep on Y/N’s couch), and did something short of absolving the land so that she could grow a garden behind the store, in the clearing of 200 or so meters before it meets the mouth of the forest. She sold herbs, people came to her for intricate, meaningful bouquets with flowers that could not be found in just any store (and she was good to her plants, so if she asked very kindly, and sent them with a packet that produced a very special brew when dumped in the water, they would live very, very, suspiciously long), plants that would liberate people of their aches and pains so long as they tended to them, journals of reused paper, scrubs, oils. . .there were many things. She offered classes too, to help people learn how to better cater to their flowers.
That had been a year ago, so she was still finding her footing, but not six months into this happy reality she had created for herself, Harry Styles had come to town. It took nothing but a few minutes of coming to contact with him that he was a bad apple, and when the once sweet-tempered town had begun mottling with dark splotches, she knew for sure. Harry was like her, but his book of shadows had pages filled with wicked words of revenge, conjuring demons and letting them wreak havoc. His business was more under the cuff -- he posed as a writer who needed a scenery change for his work, but Y/N knew it had to be more than that -- but he did his bidding in the night, seeding through clubs, in alleyways, in the forest. . .if someone knew about Harry, it was because they knew a guy who knows a guy. 
And for some reason, unbeknownst to her, he refused to leave her be. 
This is why it almost makes sense that the bell of her store would jingle brightly no matter the fact she’d locked the doors hours ago, and her attention would be brought to the pest himself. He wore a sweater that threatened to swallow him whole, and baggy, holey jeans he rolled at the cuff showing off his bat printed socks, stuffed into grandpa-Esque loafers. The necklace he always wears around his neck (a small pendant that she had never gotten close enough to make out) is sat atop of his sweater today rather than hidden beneath it as it usually is. His hair is getting longer, more unruly with his warm brown curls than it had been when she first met him -- she really hadn’t known he’d had curly hair until the more recent months when it had started growing out. 
His eyes were always the same soft, crystal green that matched his character none, and a pawky smirk on his mouth as he dragged his fingers along the lavender jars placed on her shelves, “Shouldn’t you be home by now? I figure it’s past your bedtime.” He leans down like he is about to pick something up, and when Y/N peers over the counter, she sees him slide his hand beneath Thumper’s soft white belly and pull him up to his chest. That was another indicator that Harry was just no good -- he was the only human that he liked, and the little creatine didn’t even like her. 
“Shouldn’t you?” She flips it, continuing to gather her things so she could head home for the night.
“You know these are my typical hours, Babe -- everyone wants to curse someone at 1 AM, there was a study done in the east end.” He pets between Thumper’s ears as he sets him down on the counter beside the cash register, before he reaches out for the wooden crafted incense burners, “Have these cheap little things been selling any?” 
“Piss off,” she stuffs her phone into her purse, then flips through her things to make sure her wallet was tucked in there as well, “What do you want, Harry? I’m about to go home, if you wanted to come around to bother me you should have hours ago.”
Harry feigns a gasp like he does any time she curses, “Thought good little witches didn’t have such foul tongues?” He flicks the candle jar on her counter, an apple scent had been melting around the wick for the better half of the day, “I don’t want anything in particular, just passing through. You know you’re right in the way of the forest, don’t you? S’kinda of obnoxious when you’re trying to summon imps at the cave -- they hate the bloody “stench” of the flowers.” 
“Good,” she retorts, “You shouldn’t be summoning around here anyway, this area’s off-limits.”
It was barely an agreement but still an agreement nonetheless -- if Harry left her be, she would leave him be because Y/N wasn’t an idiot. If he wanted a fight, Harry could start one and he would fight dirty. All she asks him is to stay away from her store and her flat, and to keep away from certain areas of the forest where the soil was always soft -- in return, he would do his activities, sometimes he would need her flowers for different spells and she would turn a blind eye to what he was doing. She does a few gentle protection spells here and there but otherwise, he’s a free man to do as he pleases, just so long as he respects her request. He’d seemed perturbed by the conditions none -- had even chuckled and said as long as he let her keep her “pretty little flowers” he could get away with murder. 
A heavy, weary sigh leaves him, “Yes, I’m well aware,” he rolled his eyes before crossing his arms on top of the counter and tucking his face in his elbow,  “Gimme a moment though, it’s warm in here and I was freezing outside.” He muffles into his sweater. 
Y/N had almost forgotten what she had felt prior to coming back inside, but his words bring it clearly to the forefront of her mind once more. She shifted her weight from foot to foot, hearing the floorboards creak beneath her as she wondered if he’d felt it too. It couldn’t have been him -- no, he was powerful but by no means powerful enough to conjure up something like that. And she’d like to ask him, but Harry has never been someone who took her seriously -- he would just make a joke of it, probably, or tease her. It wouldn’t be worth asking. 
But the feeling that she’d gotten is chewing on her memory, so she asks anyway, “Hey,” she began and the only indication that he was listening to her is the fact his fingers stopped tapping against the wood beneath them, “Did you. . .when you were outside, did you feel that?” 
He picks his head up from the crevice of his arm, “You’re gonna have to be a bit more descriptive than ‘that’,” his brows are raised as he continues, “Are you talking about the new pleasant but cold breeze we’ve gained for autumn, or the gut-twisting odious one?” 
Y/N looks at him impassively, “The latter, idiot.” 
“Yeah, I felt it,” he ignores her insult, “What about it?” 
The skin between her brows pinches, “Are you not concerned? It felt. . .bad,” she couldn’t think of a better word to describe it, “I didn’t like it at all.” 
“Are you scared?” There is delight swimming in Harry’s gaze as he stands up straighter, “Don’t tell me Glinda the Good Witch herself is scared of a little frightening feeling? I thought you were tough as nails and all that, hm?” 
“Never mind, forget I even brought it up,” she tried to dismiss it, as she slings her purse over her shoulder and plucks Thumper up to sit him in the cradle of her arms -- she knew better than to ask him like she might get any comfort at all from his words. 
He steps up and in front of her before she could start toward the door, “Oi, listen scaredy-cat, I don’t know if you’re aware but I deal with shite like this all the time, which means I’ve got a few banishments spells up my sleeve. If it’s really something that awful, I’ll cast it back to hell, easy as that.” Harry follows close behind her as she exits the door, feeling the same shiver of fear slither through her body, “I do want to see what it wants first though.” 
“Of course you do,” she utters in disappointment, “Just keep it away from my garden, please.” 
“I’ll try,” he tells her just as she reaches her car before he dips into his pocket and reveals that he’d stolen a baggy of chamomile, “If I didn’t keep your precious garden safe, then I wouldn’t have anywhere to get enchanted chamomile, and it works lovely in a sleepy time tea, I’ll tell you that -- your lavender is shit though. Never puts me to sleep like it ought to.” 
She pops open her car door, “Stop taking stuff from the store, or I’ll start lacing it with laxatives.” 
“While you’re doing that, won’t you plant them Clathrus mushrooms? I reckon the imps would prefer them way more than the mums.” He looks serious -- not a trace of a joke laced in his features and somehow that leaves Y/N more irritated than if he were laughing at her as he spoke. 
Her response is blunt, “No.” 
“Listen --”
“Harry, I’m not going to plant mushrooms for the damn imps!” 
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When Y/N had met Harry, she was angry. 
She had never been a very angry person. Seldom has someone or something truly has gotten so deeply beneath her skin that she felt the need to yell or grump about it -- mild irritation was never off the table, but true, unadulterated wrath and resentment? It was rare she ever felt the need to even make a snide comment. And that wasn’t to say she was better than anyone else, she was just mild-tempered and forbearing. . .it took a little more than a remark or two to make her angry.
But when she was angry, she was an amalgamation of vexation and fire, and there was no surer way to disrupt her peaceful demeanor than to compromise her flowers. 
The day had been uneventful up to that point. It’d been a week since Harry had moved into town and Y/N was surely feeling the negativity that followed in his wake, but she was focusing on maintaining the tranquil, idyllic environment that she had around her previous. As much as she would have loved to seek him out, ready to squabble, tell him off for bringing any dark energy into such a calm place -- she had to come at it pragmatically. She and her friend Niall (who wasn’t a witch but knew about her) had both agreed that while it was aggravating, they didn’t know him. They did not understand the depth of his power, or what he was here for, nor had they understood wholly what he was capable of. Y/N had felt his presence, but Niall had confirmed it after hearing the underground chatter of a dark witch who made promises to turn glitter to gold. 
She was on her way to her store. Though she was closed on weekends, she always went by to check on the flowers, water them, tell them about her day, and with her was Thumper who would be hopping around the grassy field and gnawing on the blades. It was very peaceful -- the time she spent with her plants -- so she always looked forward to it, but that day she was filled with trepidation as she parked her car. Something was off. . .not in the air, but with her flowers -- she could feel it deep in her marrow that they were in pain. 
So she huffed it to the back of the store, and there she found Harry, two of her purple vervains nestled against his palm. He noticed her before she could even think to say anything, and something short of relief had flushed through him, “Oh thank fuck, you’re here,” he sighs, referencing her garden with a wave of his hands, “I cannot for the life of me remember what hazel looks like.” 
“What the hell are you doing?” Y/N demanded, stomping toward him, but instead of shoving him to the ground like she wanted to, she dropped to her knees and caressed the remaining vervain, “Why would you pluck them like that? They aren’t ready!” 
“Ready? They’ve flowered haven’t they?” His brows had been tilted while his mouth dipped in a frown, “I need them for an incantation, figured you wouldn’t mind if I borrowed these two. Aren’t we meant to help each other out?”
 “You should have asked, you prick,” she pointed up at him, “And even if you had, I would have said no. I don’t know what you’re doing here, but you’re really disturbing an otherwise pleasant place. I wish you would leave.’ 
Harry feigned hurt, placing a hand to his chest, “You wound me,” he mocks her, “Listen Glinda Good Witch, we all gotta get by somehow, yeah? Not all of us talk to plants or whatever it is you do. So do you want me to pay or --” 
“Those won’t work for whatever it is you’re trying to do,” she cut him off, “If it’s something with cruel intent, it won’t happen -- they were grown to do good.” 
“Which is exactly why I needed them from you,” he wiggles them in her direction, “Well, I need to get going. You’re awful in particular about a garden that is subpar at best. Wish you well, see you later.” 
Then he left. No guilt, no apology -- he just up and left, and Y/N was livid. 
(Later that night when she had explained the situation to Niall, he was nothing short of outraged, so they had tried to find out more about Harry. Anything about him, really, but he leaves a very little paper trail in his endeavors -- from public records they find that he’s 25 and from Holmes Chapel, and from a google search they find he has two books out, published online, and doing decently well. There was nothing else apart from that, he kept his socials pretty dry, and what he did post was nonsensical drivel.)
Y/N thinks about this, as she sinks into her tub, the burning water scalding against her skin. Harry had always driven her mad but he has never seemed half as angry as she was -- hell if anything he always seemed like he enjoyed it. 
He was just absolutely rotten. 
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Harry thinks Y/N is just absolutely rotten. 
There were many reasons that he had classified her as such, but namely what he was concerned about now was how she kept her shop closed on the weekends. 
Who kept their store closed the entire bloody weekend?
It wasn’t so much that he wanted to see her -- Harry actually found the girl quite plaguy. Her opinions on his practice were priggish, not unlike the others like them he had met in the past. There has always been an unfaltering stigma that was carried with what he did, one that was quite hard to shake within the factions of other witches that are sprinkled across the world. He’s seen as careless, cruel, greedy, and selfish -- he doesn’t practice magic for the love of the world around him, to feel a deeper, spiritual connection with the fecund soil that covered the earth, or with the water gently slipping past rocks along a stream bank. They look at him and see someone who shakes hands with the devil and ruins lives for a cookie. 
Harry lets them think as they wish, he has no patience to attempt correcting them. If they’d bothered to learn an inch about him at all before passing their judgment then they would have a clue about his true character, but the jury had already made the decision before Harry even realized he was on trial. They never really wanted to give Harry a chance, so he knew he would be hated no matter where he decided to reside. The pack mentality that they carry is the reason he has to move around so often though (more than any 25 years old was typically doing) he gets run out of a lot of areas because a group of soft witches decides he’s no good. 
That’s what drew him to this place -- there was practically nobody. He could sense when there were more like him loitering around an area, and made an effort to keep a decently low profile so that he could stay around longer (but they always managed to find him), but here, he only sensed one. That had been good enough for him to know this was the right move -- the beautiful scenery surrounding them; the soft bed of dirt that Harry’s feet would sink into easily; the dense, damp fog that covered the forest floor in the early mornings; the lush, green trees and how life seemed to remain there when it was meant to be waning in the colder months -- all of that, had only been a plus. 
When he’d met Y/N, he knew that she disliked him, but Harry had expected as much so it disturbed him none. If anything, he was delighted to have a purer witch than himself around, all things considered. There were no others that she could develop a hive mind with to drive him out of town, but she was no competition to the businesses that he provided, and when a decoction called for an obscure plant or an unsullied petal -- well, a Garden witch was not the worst kind to have nearby. She may be devout in her notions that Harry was a disagreeable, repugnant being, but she was good at what she did. Anything done with her plants was twice as effective as any other person’s flowers he’d used in the past, so it was necessary he bothered her often. 
She refused to sell to him -- something about her doing business with a demon, or whatever she’d said -- but so long as he doesn’t go and cut them from the stem himself, she helps him out. Will give him the plants he needs, and in return, he doesn’t taint certain areas of the town and the forest that she declared were off-limits. It was a spoken commercial agreement that both of them went by and because of it, their lives near to one another were comparatively peaceful to any other situation Harry has found him in prior. 
That didn’t come without its faults. They butt heads often, their bickering is nonstop, and Harry could think of many things he would rather do than have to stay in a room with her for longer than the ten minutes it takes him to get what he needs. It was fun to fluster her -- getting beneath her skin was an easy feat that he found a lot of joy in, and sometimes she gave him a run for his money. He always kind of liked making a normally mild-tempered person grump at him a little, if not for his impish ways, then so he could get to know them as their full self. 
So he wasn’t mad that she was closed because he particularly wanted to see her, no, he was mad because he was exhausted. Absolutely drained. The business was incredible when you’re the only dark witch willing to do some questionable, immoral things, but that also meant long nights and incredible emotional toil -- it wasn’t a walk in the park to conjure up a bloody demon! 
Ever since Harry had started this path, he’d had immense trouble sleeping at appropriate times, if he could fall asleep at all. He guesses this was what he gets in return for what he practices, and it could be worse so he doesn’t mind it too much, but it was still a hassle. It had been a good four years since Harry just had a good, peaceful night of sleep. 
Up until he had moved here, of course, because the same little garden witch that thought he was the devil incarnate, made a tea he could brew that set him right to sleep. Kept him asleep the entire night too, which had always been an impossible endeavor spanning back to when he was a child, but there was something about her chamomile -- hell, it really knocked him out. 
He tested his theory -- part of him thought that maybe chamomile was suddenly working for him, but no matter the brand that he tried, or the amount of tea he drank, none of it could compare to what Y/N’s did. When he visited her store, he took what he could to hold him off to the next time he came by. He hadn’t realized how low he was though when he had seen her last and she threatened to lace it with laxatives -- he should have taken two because he used his last bit the night prior to the one he’s suffering through right now. 
And he could have gotten more this morning if she didn’t close her stupid shop on weekends!
If Harry were not positive that he needed to rest, he wouldn’t bother to be trying. There was nothing worse to him than the laying in his bed and waiting for sleep that refused to come...it felt like he was being stood up by a date. It hasn’t happened often, but enough that Harry could match the feeling low in his stomach, indicative of discontent and sadness while he waited. . . . .and waited. . . .and waited. . . .and waited. 
It was useless -- the universe’s retribution for summoning spirits to the living world left him with what a doctor might diagnose as chronic insomnia, but none of the treatments did him any good. No mortal medicinal could soothe him of this ailment. So one would think he would be smarter about keeping a hearty stock of it at his disposal rather than one at a time, but Harry never claimed to be the best at planning ahead. 
And now here he was, staring at his ceiling fan whirl, his cat at his side while he contemplated if breaking and entering her shop was against his morals (he had a few left, surprisingly). 
God, she was so rotten! 
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“Have you felt weird lately?” 
“Hm?” Niall’s face scrunches up in confusion, his mouth stuffed full of noodles he just slurpped into his mouth, “Wha’ d’ya mean?” He muffles out, reaching over to her side of the table for a napkin to dab at the corners of his mouth.
The record store that Niall worked at wasn’t too far from Y/N’s shop so if her day wasn’t too busy, she would step away from the store for her lunch break and seek him out. It was never a planned ordeal; Y/N would stop off somewhere to get them something to eat and appear at his storefront, the sharp ding of the bell knotted on the door alerted him of her presence. He was always one of two places: in the back, tuning the old guitars the owner would bid on different websites, or he was in the front thumbing through the record baskets, organizing and reorganizing them by name. Sometimes he would be sat behind the counter, with his feet kicked up just beside the register but Y/N scolds him for that (he’s always wearing a dingy, scuffed pair of shoes that have no business seeing the light of day, let alone be shown off to others). 
His head would perk up, he would look toward the door, and his face would bloom into one of sheer delight as he would call over to her, “Oh, thank fuck! Thought I would go crazy if I had to listen to myself think for one more second.” 
Today was no different. She brought him ramen from the place three buildings down from his own, where she bends down a street that feels more like an alleyway and the door is hidden beneath a brassy fire escape. The owners were always very kind to her, and since she came often and tipped well, they would give her free bowls if they were in the mood. Y/N never liked the idea of a one-sided relationship with a business, so she always brought them herbs, and gardenias to plant at home (they were the husband’s favorite). She takes their fliers and posts them up in high traffic areas too, and when they have their business cards made and an extra hundred or so, she slips them in the paper baggies that she gathers her customer’s things in before sending them on their way. 
Niall was grateful. He did a little cheer, left his spot from behind the counter, and urged her to follow him to the back where the break room was located (if a customer came around he would hear the bell and duck his head out to greet them, but for the most part their Tuesdays were pretty uneventful). He told her he had sensed her coming so he already had two stools set out for them to sit on, and napkins placed in the middle of the table, but she’s almost a hundred percent sure they had been left like that last time she was here. 
Try as she might to let her mind flee from the dark, hazed feeling that had overcome her last week, she couldn’t. Even as she listened to Niall prattle about some Gibson Les Paul custom that the owner purchased a while back, she struggled not to wonder what it was that was worming itself into her brain; slick tendrils of dismay overcame her. The true, unadulterated, execrable feeling only truly hits her in the night if she is outside the safety of her home or her shop, but otherwise, it was memories of this haunting aura that struck her throughout the day.
She couldn’t place her finger on it though, what it could be. There are feelings she garners when Harry summons certain spirits, but she can typically tell when he’s doing that, and they’ve never felt so. . .evil, before. What Harry deals with is evil, sure, but this was so smothered in turpitude that she couldn’t make it out. Like spilling black ink over a letter written in blue. 
That’s why she asks Niall -- it feels too strong for it to be something only felt by her and Harry. It would also soothe her mind if someone had felt it as horribly and heavily as she did, considering it wasn’t affecting Harry enough that he would try to banish the damn thing before things went sour. 
“Like, do things just not feel. . .off, to you?” She didn’t want to feed him any impressions of what she might be speaking about -- she would like to know if it were true to him. Niall is sweet as he could be, but not always when it was appropriate; he would tell her he did just to spare her from feeling foolish. It’s why she thought berets were her thing for about a month when really she looked like a washed-up indie artist trying too hard (Niall had agreed they weren’t her best fashion venture, but he certainly didn’t think they were that bad). 
His face contorts in a pout as he mulls it over in his head, stabbing his fork into the noodles and catching a bit of pork on two of the pronks, “Hm, let’s see. . .” he looks like he’s spinning through a Rolodex, “I have not for the life of me mustered enough energy to have a wank in about a week, that’s some cause for concern,” when she responds with a blank stare, he holds his hands up, “Okay, fine -- Butternut was biting at the air when I took him on his walk the other night -- like. . .chomping at it, I was actually gonna ask you what that might be about.”  
Now, don’t get Y/N wrong, any other time Niall would have told her that his great Pyrenees puppy was yapping and chomping at the wind, she would have brushed it off. “Niall, you’re just going to have to accept that he’s going to be a big, sweet dummy when he’s older.” But she was so desperate for something, anything -- because if something felt it other than she and Harry, then she wouldn’t feel quite as crazy. 
“Sometimes it feels a bit like something’s watching me,” he tacks on at the end, taking the brown napkin from the stack in between them and dabs roughly at his mouth, “At night, when I’m walking Butternut, I get these chills but there’s no wind around.” 
Y/N leans forward, thankful, “Yeah?” she presses, “Is it like -- describe it. What does it feel like?” 
“Y’know, I do forget you’re a witch until times like these,” he leans back in his chair, a heavy sigh slides from his lips before he closes his eyes like he’s trying to place himself back at the moment, “I’ll tell ya what, it’s fuckin’ -- it’s a bit like I feel it right down to my bones, but then --” he opens his eyes, raises his closed fists and flicks his fingers out at her, “Poof, s’gone as quick as it came and I forget about it. My nan used to tell me that was the devil patting your shoulder, but if it went away quick s’because an angel kicked his arse out of there.” 
It’s enough, Y/N decides, so she nods and relaxes back in her seat, “Okay, good.” 
“Good?” His brows furrow, as he reaches for his can of soda and the aluminum can crinkles beneath his fingers, “Tell you that I get chills and you’re relieved? Should I be relieved too, or worried?” 
“It isn’t anything to concern over, I don’t think,” she explains to him, “If anything changes I’ll let you know.” 
Niall uses one of his fingernails to dig the dirt from beneath the other, “Did that Harry bloke muster some horrible demon up again?” His voice is laced with vexation. Niall wasn’t a hard guy to get along with -- he was loud and Irish, could chat up a storm about anything and everything, and while he could be scrappy at times, it was for all the right reasons. He was equanimous in most situations, even-tempered to a fair degree; if Y/N were in a situation where a cool, calm collected head would be the best approach then Niall was definitely the person she wanted on her side. 
(Like when they had to drive home from a day trip to the massive lake just north of them, but the roads hadn’t been pretreated for the icy sleet that gripped the pavement. He drove them the whole way on the windy roads with little traction from the tires to the road, and was still bobbing his head and singing along to Ed Sheeran on the radio). 
But Harry Styles? Oh, the mention of his name could dig right beneath Niall’s skin. Y/N would like to think that it was because he was so cruel to her, but she knows that there are two main reasons Niall is not too fond of him nor his craft. One of which is the fact that he slept with Liana (she happened to be one of Niall’s flings at the time -- there were plenty, but Y/N only remembered this one’s name because she shared it with a woody stem rooted to the forest soil that made for easy climbing), and the other, the fact that he had helped the captain of the opposing summer footie team with one of his enchantments to make them win. There are few things Niall cares for so deeply that he would dislike someone, but his sex life and his footie were two things a person just couldn’t mess up for him. 
“No, it wasn’t him this time,” she clears her throat, pushing the rest of her ramen around idly, “It’s a bit too strong to be his doing -- more sinister too. He conjures mostly petty demons; the little ones that don’t have much better to do anyway. This is something. . .I don’t know, it just feels different.” 
Niall sighs heavily, “Well, thanks for that, reckon I won’t be sleeping tonight,” he pushes the container away from himself to signify he’s done and when she takes a peek inside and sees nothing but a few noodles limp along the sides, “I like that you keep me in the loop, but sometimes I wish you would let me live in ignorance.” 
“You know, I would apologize, but you’ve gone into an in-depth description of your arsehole to me so I thought any boundaries and forms of secrecy were long gone by now.” 
His brows furrow features contorting into that of the same desperation he had come to her with two months ago, “Ugh, c’mon! You’re practically like a witch doctor or somethin’, I thought you would have a cream or something for it.” 
“You had a hemorrhoid, Niall, for fuck sake! Even if I were a “witch doctor” then I would never let you put anything that came from my plants on your filthy bum.” 
Niall stands, gathering their trash from the break room table but using his free hand as he passes her, he swats her shoulder, “You better be nice to me, or you’re gonna have to start eating lunch with Styles.” He steps on the level for the waste bin, throwing the trash in the bag, “Though I think you two would just end up hate fucking and the food would go cold.” 
“No,” she rolls her eyes, “I would never let that Gremlin near my naked body.” 
“Listen, I’m not saying I want the guy anywhere near your naked body,” he plops back down in his seat, “What I am saying is that you lot have such unbridled sexual tension it is practically palpable when I’m at the shop with the both of you. Maybe it’s ‘cos the two of you are the only witches, and opposites at that.” 
Y/N snorts, “Maybe if we were in some enemies to lovers film, sure.” 
   After they finish their break, and Y/N realizes that she’s been with him for a little over an hour, they make plans to meet up tomorrow for a movie and she heads out. The air was cool -- when she had made her way over here the sun had been glittering rays down that bathed the world in gold, but it was now hidden beneath an overcast of thick clouds. Rain always carried a familiar scent just before it started to pour and Y/N had forgone a jacket, so she huffed her way back, breathless by the time she made it up the hill and saw Harry leaning against her door. 
The sight of him makes her exhausted, but not in the usual way it does. He looks awful -- and typically he doesn’t! Y/N could admit that Harry was gorgeous; his hair always appeared soft, loose curls dispersed along the brunette strands, his eyes are a sea green, tender in his gaze when he wasn’t being an absolute prick and always bright (even when he was). His lips were pink, shaped perfectly, and his skin is typically smooth but even when he grows out his facial hair it still manages to look good. He had dimples. . .hell, Y/N would place a bet that he’d made a deal with the devil to look like that. 
But today, he just looked worn down, and exhausted, like he might not have slept the entire weekend. His eyes were closed, his hands were in his pockets and his chin was tilted down towards his chest. If not for the way his head perked up immediately when her foot crunched into the gravel pathway leading up to her store from the small parking area (that was more so a beaten down, once grassy area now just dirt with tire tracks in it), she would have thought he was asleep standing up. There’s relief in his eyes when they meet her own, which she isn’t used to seeing from him, “Thank fuck.” 
“You look horrible,” Y/N slides her hand into her pocket, pulling out her keys so she could unlock the door, “Budge over.” 
“I feel it,” he rubs tiredly at his eyes, “Go on and open up quickly then. Why the hell do you keep your store closed on weekends?” 
Y/N fits her hand over the knob, twisting it and shoving the door open with her shoulder. Thumper greets them at the door, nudging the top of his head against her ankle, “Do you work every night?” 
“No --” 
“I keep it closed on weekends for the same reason why you don’t work every night,” she heads toward the counter, settling her things down and reaching in for Thumper’s hay stash so that she could give him some, “What’re you here for? You usually come around to bother me later.” She chances petting at Thumper’s head for a moment, and since he was preoccupied with his hay he would allow it.
“Fuck!” Y/N startles, popping up from behind the counter, looking back up only to see Harry with wide, disgruntled eyes, “Where’s your chamomile?” 
Her brows dip, “I’m out right now, so --” 
“How the hell did you run out? Shit, what am I going to do now, hm? Shouldn’t you keep up with shite like this?” He’s going a mile a minute, he’s walking closer to her, distress was written all over his face and Y/N is alarmed to a fair degree -- Harry’s always seemed very collected and calm, it was seldom she ever seen him have more emotion than pure elation to fuck with her or displeased with her presence. 
“ -- so I’m going to make more today. What’s going on with you? Why are you so pissy over it?” She finishes her previous thought, watching as he leans against the counter, propping his face up with his hand and she could now more clearly make out the bags beneath his eyes.
He rubs at his temple with the finger closest to it, “The only way I can sleep is with your bloody tea,” he grumbled, “That’s why I come around all the time -- well, that and to fuck with you, but mostly the tea.” 
“Oh?” She reaches down, plucking Thumper from where he’d been positioned by her feet and setting him on the counter. He thumps his foot at her once but eventually makes his way over to Harry, sniffing at his chin before resting right before him. Y/N wasn’t necessarily doing it to be nice, but the energy he was exuding could really dampen the growth rate of her plants, and Thumper had a soothing way about him that drew all that negativity out. It was one of those odd little familiar powers that went unexplained for the most part. “Why aren’t you sleeping?” 
“Dunno,” he shrugged his shoulders, but the tension in them begins to dissipate as Thumper snuggles beneath his chin, “Reckon I pissed off some demon or summat -- usually it isn’t this bad. Without your tea, I can at least get to bed for three hours before waking up and catch cat naps during the day, but nothing was working this weekend. I think I’ve slept a total of two hours?” 
“Christ,” she tuts her tongue, but her brain starts churning, “Do you think it has anything to do with that. . .with that thing, that’s around? That feeling?” 
Harry huffs a sigh, “Fuck, here you go again -- Babe, listen, I can barely keep a coherent thought, so why don’t I just give you some money and you make that tea for me, alright?” 
“That’s no way to ask,” Y/N chastises him, and though she is already beginning to gather the supplies she needs so she could go out and harvest her leaves, she taunts him, “You’ll have to say please, or I might just decide to wait on this batch.” 
“Please,” he wastes no time in saying, “Pretty please harvest the chamomile so that I can sleep and I promise I’ll sit and theorize with you over whatever the fuck thing you’re feeling.” 
Y/N could go through the trouble of doing a blood binding with him to ensure that he wasn’t lying to her, but she felt that was a little on the extreme side so she took his word for it. She could easily harvest her chamomile here at the shop -- she had two doors behind the counter, one that led to her garden, the field, and the forest outside while the other led to a backroom that was made into a little kitchen area. It was easier for her to do things here rather than at home and have to risk tainting them in transport; for the best results to any enchanted item, one has to seal it immediately and it should only be reopened prior to use. 
She wouldn’t allow Harry to hover over her while she worked, so she sat him behind the counter and told him to not speak to any customers if they come through (“Wasn’t planning to,”) while she went to work. Y/N gave Thumper a look when he had started to follow her, and with a small thump of his foot (his way of saying Fine!) he hops himself into Harry’s lap and settles there. The tension once again eases from Harry’s features, soothing the pinch in his brow and the way his lips had been pursed in a frown. 
It was silent as she set to work, and save for a few customers who filtered in and out (at least a dozen of them, only eight purchased something but her Mondays were always pretty slow so that was expected), there wasn’t much to disturb what appeared to be a dozing Harry. He looked much more peaceful than she’s ever seen him, and for a brief moment she contemplates sending Thumper back home with him, but she shakes her head physically as if to expel the thought from her brain. What was she going on about? She would give him his tea and send the heathen on his way. No matter how empathetic she felt for him (she had struggled with issues sleeping when she was a lot younger), there was no need to go out of her way. . .even if she could admit that the sight of him cuddling with a bunny was a little too sweet not to be documented somewhere. 
She’s finished drying the leaves and carefully stirring them in the fine powder that she still had leftover from her last batch (there were many flowers from her garden ground up and enchanted with an incantation, which sounds like a simple enough task but the entire process took a little over a week -- the magic had to be purified several times, and the potential adverse effects had to be mollified. . . if she didn’t, instead of pleasant dreams of floating in clouds, her customers would be in an unsolicited astral projection) in a little over an hour. Y/N takes care to bag them delicately, adding a little extra in the two bags she would be giving Harry so that he would bother her less over it. 
By the time she’s retreated from the back preparation room, she finds that Harry is awake now, eyeballing her Intimacy and Romance section. When he sees that she’s returned to the front, he holds up the small, cardboard parcel, “I didn’t know you doubled as a Pulse and Cocktails.” 
“That’s a natural aphrodisiac,” she tells him, walking over to her empty chamomile shelf before she begins to fill it,  “You might want to take some so your partners will actually desire you for once.” 
“Oh, Honey,” he shakes his head, a look on his face almost like he pities her, “Don’ know a thing about how people desire me. Barely have to take my cock out for them to be gagging for it -- kind of how you are, but won’t admit it to yourself.” 
Y/N kisses her teeth, “Alright lecher, come and get your chamomile then,” she plucks the two remaining bags from the box she brought them in and holds them out for him, “You should look into some spells to combat that though -- if a demon is purloining your sleep, then it’s probably still hanging around and like deluging your flat with negative energy.” 
“Dunno’ if you know this, but I work with demons often, I’m always surrounded by negative energy,” he plucks the chamomile from her grasp, before reaching in his pocket and producing a small wad of cash that he places in her palm-- Y/N opens her mouth to decline it (she felt that his money was earned in a dishonest way and would not accept it for her flowers, because it felt as if she were disrespecting them. . .she would much rather give it to him for free), but he cuts her off, “Oh, hush and take the money. This is from a care package my Nan sent me, so it wasn’t earned in any rotten way, you spoiled brat.” 
She sighs, clutching the money in her hands, “You still better keep your end of the deal,” Y/N tells him, “I want to talk about this. . .whatever that feeling is, around here lately. And I want you to be serious about it!” 
Harry was already retreating, waving his hand up at her, “Yeah, sure thing, I’ll have my secretary get in contact with you --” 
“Harry --” 
“M’only joking. I’ll come around Friday.” 
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Later that night, with Thumper snuggled in her lap snoozing, Y/N looks into purging a home of sleep stealing spirits. 
She’s only curious. 
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Sleep comes gradually, then all at once, like the shift between summer and fall. 
Wind whistles past window sills singing shallow songs of change, while red apples ripen on their branches in the orchard during harvest season. The air grows colder in the mornings and at night, the day is still steeped in the sun’s benevolent kisses of heat at first until even that begins to wane. An aesthetic of reds, oranges, forest greens and golden hues occupy the minds of many as the leaves start to stain with color. Everyone waits with bated breath for true autumn to come around the corner. 
And when it does, it’s with a cold slap of air against the face when they step outside. The air carries that distinct autumn smell, the world is chilly enough for thicker jackets and long socks, rain comes in sheets during the evenings, and the colorful leaves that had drooped from the trees adhere to the concrete, or in matted piles on the forest floor.  Suddenly, the warm drink in everyone’s hand is a little less for the excitement and impatience for fall to begin, and more so to warm their cold palms from the onslaught of biting wind. 
It isn’t autumn, and then it is -- just like sleep. Harry’s awake one minute, and then he’s passed right out. 
Well, with Y/N’s help, bless her. Sure, she had been rotten before, but she made him a new batch and sent him off with two hearty bags full of tea that would soothe his worries and put his arse to bed. Plus, he had cuddled with her sweet little bunny Thumper for a while and he had a feeling the little bugger was exuding some sort of her soft magic unto him in the form of calming waves. When the rabbit sat in his lap, all the tension eased from his muscles and he sank into an otherwise uncomfortable chair like it was the softest mattress he’d ever been privy to. So by the time he came home, started the kettle, drank a mug full, and hot tailed it to his bed, he was asleep before his head could even quite hit the pillow. 
It was so good. His dreams were pleasant, his sleep was heavy, and deep, and lasted around fifteen hours -- which in the grand scheme of things, made him feel a bit like a sloth, but he knew he needed it. He still couldn’t quite pinpoint what had happened that he just couldn’t sleep even a little bit, but he has no interest in investigating now that he had a full night’s (and partially day’s) rest. Plus, there was no time to do any exploring when he needed to make up for the work he’d missed in his time exhausted -- his powers are nowhere near as strong if he is tired, and it’s incredibly dangerous to be working with little sleep. He could mess up, and a mess-up could mean someone would likely end up possessed and -- albeit how interesting they are -- Harry’s intrigue with exorcisms ended after the seventh one he performed. 
After he woke up, showered off, and ate brekkie, he sat down with his kitten and they cleaned his crystals and a few amulets before he set on preparing some of his finer elixirs, that he always waited until he was down to the last drop to begin making more canisters of considering how extensive the process was. It would be easier if he had someone else to help out, but the only other witch within 160 kilometers of him, he wouldn’t label as the type all too willing to help him break into a blood bank. 
But he did have his kitten Oat. He was his little miracle -- Harry had been so sad when he learned that witches could have familiars, but the animal would come to him and he was supposed to just know. At that point, he’d been practicing for three years and the only feelings he could sense from any animal around him were fear and disdain, so he had thought that maybe he just wasn’t meant to have one. Which felt horrible. . .he loved animals. 
One day, when the chill in the air rosied his cheeks and the cardigan he sported did little to shield him from the cold, he was taking a walk in the forest nearby. He’d left the trail, but not because he was working. . .if he were honest, he thought that the garden that Y/N kept out there was quite magnificent. It flourished even in the winter, a meadow of flowers that’s petals never frost, and the ground never grew hard. There was an air around it that made him feel warm and pleasant, so he visited often without letting her know. Which was what he was doing, walking through the small path that she had created so that she could tend to them (he’d seen her water them once when he’d come unknowing that she was there to cater to them). 
And one moment he was looking at what he believed to be an oat grass, he heard a rustle from the bushes to his left that he looked toward (it was a bird flying away), and when his gaze returned to where it had once been, there a small kitten was laying. She was the kind of small that made his heart ache, with her eyes barely open as she yawned and stretched very wide -- she wasn’t there, and then she was. Harry always liked to say she was born from the soft soil of Y/N’s garden which was why her grey fur felt like clouds and she always smelled sweet as heliotrope. . .and, well, she smelled a lot like Y/N too. He may not be all too fond of the girl, but she did always smell nice. 
She hadn’t grown bigger than one of his boots, the tiny little thing, but not because she was malnourished in any way (Harry always made sure she was well-fed), he just thinks she’s finished growing. He couldn’t tell her breed, but if he had to guess she was some mix between a munchkin and a ragamuffin cat. Harry knows all familiars have their duties and special abilities, but he wasn’t quite sure what hers was -- he just knew that he loved her to bits and pieces, and couldn’t ask for a better little ball of fur to sit on his shoulder while he made coffee in the morning. 
What Harry did know, was that none of the demon’s he had ever conjured had ever bothered her, and she loved to be rubbed behind her ears. 
So Thursday night, when the town grew quiet and the air was still, Harry ventured out with his tote bag slung over his shoulder. It was easy to move about relatively unseen in a place like this, that wasn’t so big there were people constantly looming around the corners of every nook and cranny, but wasn’t so small that everybody knew everyone’s business. It was a pleasant in between, where he could snake through the mouth of the forest, walk a trail and end up on the other side of town without having been seen by more than a few critters. He typically made this journey relatively late, without a worry or stressor in sight -- it only took him about an hour and a half to get everything done. 
Today though -- today, he felt off. It hadn’t been immediately when he’d stepped outside, but after some time in his walk, goosebumps prickled his skin and the hair at the back of his neck stood on end. He couldn’t quite decipher what was making him feel like this when the wind hadn’t rustled the trees in a few minutes, but it put him on guard. He disliked the feeling and had only truly sensed it to this degree that night Y/N had originally questioned him about it. It was an unsavory sensation, and for it to even make him feel uneasy was saying something tremendous. 
He attempts to ignore it, even though it only grew stronger the closer he was to his destination. He weaves through the trees, stepping over the thick roots, crunching over fallen leaves, and appreciating the scent of autumn as he goes. It was a nice night, despite the chill that ran just beneath his skin. . .it was the kind of night that he might go out on his balcony and sip on his tea until he grew weary enough to step inside. Oat liked to sit outside with him, curled peacefully in his lap and resting without a care in the world (she made him feel not so lonely all the time, which he appreciated immensely). 
Harry was thinking about how that was precisely what he was going to do as soon as he returned home after he had emerged from the trees and walked through an expansive field, toward an old road that led him back into town and entered the blood bank (after melting the lock with one of his crystals). Though he sensed something strong when he was walking down the cold, dark hall. . .or someone that is, who --  before he could register their presence -- ran straight into him as they were peeling around the corner and nearly knocked him on his arse (but definitely knocked them on theirs). 
“Fuck sake!” He cried out, steadying himself, looking down at the assailant, “Watch where you’re going, mate, or you’ll -- oh, Y/N?” He pauses, confusion laces through his brain as he recognizes her, “What’re you doing here so late?” 
Y/N was on her bum, scowling at him as she gathered herself before flattening her palms to the cold, white tiled floor and pressing up to a stand, “I could ask you the same question.” 
“It would be a silly one if you did, ‘cos you and I both know what I’m doing for a living,” he watches as she swipes her bum of the dust adhering to her sweatpants -- he had never seen her so dressed down before, in a dark-colored hoodie that just about swallowed her whole. She appeared much less ferocious this way -- not that she appeared very ferocious before, but he is always intrigued to see typically put together people in their sleep clothes. . .he thinks it says a lot about a person. From Y/N’s choice of pajamas, he could tell that she probably kept her flat on the side of too cold because she liked to bundle up. . .she felt safe that way, he would guess, and he would bet 50 quid that there was bunny hair all over it because -- despite his grumpy tendencies -- Thumper loved a good cuddle.
“I felt it again,” she says after a moment, her voice only above a whisper, though there was no security here -- or anyone, for that matter since the place closes at 7 PM, but her eyes still shift around like she’s a high schooler ditching class and the headmaster's down the hall, “. . .that thing, y’know, while I was getting ready for bed, so I followed where it felt grossest and came to check it out to see if it led me anywhere.” 
Harry’s brows furrowed, “Well that was stupid,” he derides her, fixing the tote around his shoulder and shifting weight from one heel to the other, “What were you going to do if you found something, hm? Fight it off with your bunny and rose petals?”
Her scowl returns, “Piss off,” she utters before her gaze flickers to his tote and the reason he’s here becomes clearer to her than it had been before, “You shouldn’t be stealing blood. Isn’t that unethical?” 
“It’s either this or siphoning it from a live vein, Babe, and while I’m aces at plenty of things, I have not been properly trained to set up an IV. I only take the blood that’s about to expire anyway,” He nods down the hallway, toward the refrigeration where they kept all of the baggies, “You might as well continue investigating while we’re here because it’s coming from that way -- plus you can make yourself useful by keeping the door propped open for me.”
In all honesty, Harry expects more fight than he was given considering how often she seems to object to every move he makes, but she merely rolls her eyes and starts ahead of him. The feeling does grow stronger the further they descend into the hallway and he knows Y/N can feel it too, from the way she shuffles just a little closer to him, and he can hear her breathing hitch to a small halt as they stood before the door and it felt like it had all been focused just behind the door. As strong as the taste of frozen orange juice concentrate, it made his face pucker just slightly as he raised his fingers toward the keypad and began punching in the code. 
“You’re really gonna go in there?” Y/N queries gently, and Harry only nods his head in response, reaching for the door handle. An urgent, delicate touch of Y/N’s hand startles him, looping around his wrist and dragging his attention toward her, “Shouldn’t we have a game plan if something is behind the door?” She asks, her hold on him tightening just a little, and Harry notes how soft her palm feels against his skin, “Like, let’s say we open the door and a behemoth is standing there, what do we do?” 
“The only behemoth that could fit in this tiny room is the band from Poland, Babe, and I reckon they have better things to do on a Thursday night,” he retorts, clenching around the knob and tilting it down, “Now unless you want to hold hands in there. . .” 
She lets go before he can finish, and he doesn’t have to look back at her face to know she’s irate. A small smile quirks at his mouth as he pushes his shoulder against the heavy door to aid him opening it, bracing himself to see something potentially horrid. . .
And there’s nothing. 
Actually, as soon as they open the door, the dark, odious feeling that had been encompassing both of them disappears entirely. “Whoa,” Y/N pushes her hand against the door and keeps it open, taking one step inside of the room, “There’s a lot of blood in here.” His gaze flickers back at her, as she looks around, looking more intrigued than disgusted -- there was a lot of blood, 8 by 5-meter room just filled with it, so he could understand some of the awe. The more he returns, the less awe he feels, but he reckons that was to be expected. 
“There are about five other refrigerators in this building too,” he tells her as he lowers to his knees, cracking open his tote, “This one’s computers are easier to get into though, and doesn’t say the date and time the amount was changed so nobody knows anything is missing. Easy peasy.” 
Y/N nods, “Right. Stealing blood -- easy peasy,” she leans against the door, “What is it that you use it for?” 
“It really depends,” he murmurs as he pulls out a rack, counting out the baggies he needed, “Some demons like blood more than ash, so they come when called and are more willing to help you out when given a little gift. There are a few spells that call for it, and elixirs are twice as potent — sometimes I have to drink it, which is...unpleasant,” he hears her shiver, “—but it makes the outcome better. All in a day's work.”
“Oh wow,” Y/N hummed, “That’s...different. I think the weirdest thing I’ve had to drink for a spell was doe milk and I felt guilty the whole time. Like I was taking it from a fawn that needed it.”
Harry huffed out a laugh — Y/N was a soft little thing, comparing drinking blood to milk — sometimes he forgets how sheltered her world of magic is compared to his own.  It was easy to forget with all the spiteful words she could throw his way, but to see her out of her comfort zone. . .it’s refreshing. Not because she is less confident in her surroundings, but because she is more open to his own If someone would have told Harry they would be even remotely civil with one another in a room full of blood, he would have snorted before asking what they were snorting. 
“I oughta call you Bambi then.” 
He was on his last baggy of blood, checking the expiration date, and logging it into the computer when the dreadful feeling returned. Like a fly to rotting meat, it clings back to the room they were in tenfold. From behind him, a sharp clatter and Y/N’s squeal startles him to look back at her, “Harry!” She cried, pointing ahead of her, “The walls! L-look at the walls!”  
Harry follows her finger, watching as a thick, black substance oozes from the wall’s coving. When Y/N had noticed as much, she knocked down a stray IV pole that had been left in here, and it lay at her feet where the same black ooze had begun seeping up from the trim of the floors. In all his time doing what he does, Harry had never seen something so odd, nor had he ever felt something this grotesque overcome his being. It makes him act quickly, and while he doesn’t speak, he does fix his tote over his shoulder and practically jog the short distance to Y/N, knocking her out of the room, grabbing the door by the handle, and swinging it shut. He had hoped to seal it in there, whatever it was, but when they look down at the floor, the goo bleeds beneath the door and they both take a startled step back, “Oh fuck me,” Harry mutters to himself, shaking his head. 
“What the hell is this?” Y/N is panicked -- it’s very clear in her voice, and while Harry was a tad thankful not to be dealing with this alone, he can’t say that a soft which, who planted pretty flowers and made sleepy time tea was necessarily the backing he wanted in the event he had to exorcise a demon. He didn’t even have the proper tools for it. . .he didn’t know what he was exorcising, fuck sake --  “Harry, shouldn’t we --” 
“We need to leave,” he states, pivoting on his heel and hustling down the hall, Y/N was quick to scurry behind him, though she still murmurs some protest. 
“We shouldn’t just --” 
“Listen, unless you have any idea what that is and how to clean it, let alone banish it to hell, I saw we have a better chance through those doors than we do staying in here for even a second more,” he told her, holding out his hands to the crash bar, shoving the heavy door open, only looking back to make sure that Y/N had made it through, seeing that the black ooze had been following them before he promptly slammed the door shut. 
This was one of the back doors, so it spits them out to the graveled employee parking lot that dances along one of the many mouths of the forest that surrounded them. They’re both out of breath, adrenalin zipping through their veins in a tidal wave as their chests heave and they stare at the door. They wait for it to crawl beneath these doors. . .they wait for the building to either be overcome by sludge or combust from whatever sinister being had decided to preoccupy this space. 
But nothing happens. 
The wind picks up, the leaves rustle against the branches, and as if it were a gift from the Earth, the sordid feeling blew right away with it. 
“What the hell was that?” Y/N asks for the second time. 
Harry straightens out from where he’d been crouched, inhaling the cool air, appreciative to be in it. 
“Do you think for a second, with my reaction, that I have any fucking clue?” 
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Y/N doesn’t have people at her flat often. 
Actually, apart from Niall and a few maintenance men, nobody had ever really come over. Not for any particular reason, really, and not because she didn’t want them to necessarily -- the opportunity just rarely arose, or more so, she didn’t often allow it to. If she were going to meet someone then she would meet them somewhere else, and they would part ways after they were finished (again, apart from Niall, who would simply follow her home, kick his trainers off, and head toward her couch which he had told her was simply the comfiest he’d ever been on). Her home was her humble abode. . .it was where she came to destress after a long day, and where Thumper sometimes waited for her debating whether or not he wanted to nibble her bathroom rug to shreds.
Not to mention she had plants growing here too, and flowers that she held dear to her, and while people are more reluctant to go touching what isn’t their business at a store, they are much less disinclined to give that same respect to her plants. Once Y/N had a maintenance man over to fix her faucet and she’d walked out from her room to see that he was caressing her snake plant’s leaves. She couldn’t blame him -- the plant had a very encompassing presence about it and had a way of drawing people in if they weren’t careful. . .hypnotized by the way it made them feel. All of Y/N’s soil and seeds are charmed with special incantations and concoctions that took her years to perfect, she would be disappointed if they weren’t causing people to leave all semblance of professionalism to even for a moment feel as if they were in a room with such clear air, their lungs felt renewed and they deemed it necessary to get closer. 
But then she had to apologize to her snake plant for nearly two days after! It had been so upset with her, she could feel it, so she started being even more careful about who she let in.  If she was going to go out of her way to have someone over, then there was a good reason for it. . .or it was Niall. 
And a demonic, gooey substance sweating from the walls of a blood bank, was well enough a good reason to have Harry over. 
It took some coaxing on her part -- he was convinced that they needed to just go back to their respective flats and go to bed, but Y/N was adamant in vetoing the idea. “We’re supposed to talk tomorrow anyway, so we might as well just go ahead and do it tonight -- and you are not leaving me alone after whatever the fuck that was!” 
After a good ten minutes, he finally relented as long as they could stop by his flat so he could get his kitten. Y/N hadn’t known that he had a kitten and thought maybe he would bring out some ragged-looking thing, but she was surprised to see through her windshield window that Harry was approaching her car with a small grey kitten. Her face contorts in the way everyone’s face might when they see something small and cute, “Look at her,” she coos once Harry opens his door, “What’s her name?” 
“This is Oat,” he answered, holding her out for Y/N to pet, “Be careful, she’s vicious.” 
Y/N pet at her head and Oat’s eyes shut as she nuzzled into her palm, “Oh yeah, what a panther.”
 Apart from the nerves that had already materialized from what they had seen in the blood bank, she was a little worried about inviting him into her home. When she visualized her safe space, Harry was not typically who she saw sitting on her couch when she came in from the kitchen, holding mugs of warm tea. Yet there he was, introducing Thumper and Oat to one another (who merely sniffed each other, then immediately cozied against her olive throw blanket on the end of the couch), and Y/N is handing him his steamy mug. 
“I’ve been thinking,” he began, immediately nursing the mug between his palms and lifting it up to his mouth for a small sip -- the steam disperses around his face in plumes, “And it wouldn’t make sense for. . .for whatever that is to just be a demon.” 
“What?” She inquires, taking her seat beside him on the couch, her body twisted so she was facing him entirely. Y/N had adjusted the temperature to something that would be a bit more suited toward having a guest -- when she’s alone, she keeps it ungodly cold so she has an excuse to bundle up in her clothes and blankets. There’s nothing like feeling safe in a cocoon of various fabrics with Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the telly. 
Harry strategically places the mug between his knitted socked feet, steadying it there as he begins to play with the thick, brassy tiger ring on his index finger, “Demons are strong, sure, but if they’re gonna be that strong there’s typically two reasons for it: they have already inhabited that area, or someone is controlling them behind the scenes. I would be more inclined to believe the prior, but I’ve been going to this blood blank for about a year now and unless there were some pentagrams I’ve missed or a gruesome ordeal that never made the papers in the past two weeks -- then there’s no reason for that to have happened at the hands of a spirit. Even a blood demon isn’t strong enough to make what happened in there happen, and they literally feed off the substance in the room.” 
“So you think someone summoned it or something? I thought you were the only one around here that did that?” Y/N probes, trying to look in his eyes but she keeps getting distracted by his rings -- how many did he have? She thinks he nearly has one on each finger, and he’s plucking them off and placing them on different knuckles as he speaks. Y/N wonders if it’s something he does in response to a stressor, like how she picks at her nails. 
“I’m the only witch that summons things around here, but not even I could conjure something that feels that vile.” He explained, fitting the last ring against his knuckle before he pops the bones in his fingers, and Y/N watches as the skin stretches and moves around the muscles in his hands,  “I think someone is trying to manifest something without the proper safeguards in place. . .the lack of protection charms, crystals, and spells can invite much more heinous creatures to the living world. They feed off shite like that -- naivety. . .thinking that any person could decide they’ll have a demon carry out a job for them. It’s easier for them to take advantage of them that way.” Harry exhales, running the pad of his thumb around the rim of the mug— she’s given him the one that has intricate, realistic drawings of beluga whales on it, not for any other reason apart from that one was her favorite and she liked to see it in use, “And with a full moon coming up? Recipe for disaster.”
“Oh shit,” Y/N holds her tea closer to her being, “That’s why the feeling is so profuse and disagreeable in the air then, ‘cos they aren’t containing it right? When I was looking into a little bit of what you do, I read that there are containment spells so the demon or spirit doesn’t have free range to do as it pleases, but the spell is dependent on the demon in question and the severity of its power.” 
Harry looked pleasantly surprised, “Yeah, that’s right -- what’re ya looking up what I’m doing for?” He settles into her couch, “Have you got a crush on me or summat?” 
If Y/N rolled her eyes any further back, she thinks they would have done a 360 in her eye sockets, “I fell down a rabbit hole the other night when I was trying to figure out why you couldn’t sleep,” an impish grin slides onto his mouth, “And not because I’m “in love with you” -- I just thought it would be interesting to know if your insomnia was the reason of a demon because that would mean one of my items combats against that and wins. My. . .most of my magic is based on prevention when it comes to dark things like that, not really to fight what’s already there.” 
“So your flowers don’t like -- I dunno, Little Shop of Horrors it?” He teases, motioning to her Hoya plant that had just begun to bloom for her, “I reckon when I think of plant magic, I think of you snapping your fingers and thorned ivy whipping around to slow assailants.” 
“No, none of that,” she laughs lightly, shaking her head, “They’re much too nice and gentle. . .they only want to help. And I’m rarely in a situation where I would need thorned ivy whipping around.” Y/N locks eyes with Oat for a moment, whose eyes close nice and slow before she reopens them and Y/N thinks she might just melt, “What do we do then? How do we stop it?” 
He slides a ring with teddy bears from his pinky and spins it between his forefinger and thumb, “There’s nothing to do -- if we don’t know who the problem is, then we can’t fix anything.” Harry shrugs his shoulders, and the action makes his already loose cardigan slide down his arms, revealing more of the cream-colored shirt he wore with Smokey the Bear on the front reading Only YOU! can prevent forest fires, “All we can do is wait for the next fucked feeling and hopefully run into the person causing -- oh,” Harry pauses, motioning toward her, “You’ve got a new friend.” 
Y/N’s confused, brows knitted until she feels a paw press against her shoulder and the telltale purr of a happy kitty. When she turns her head, she finds that Oat has snuck her way up to her, and is now attempting to perch on Y/N’s shoulder. She presses closer to the back of the couch so that she had a better footing, and in return Oat bumps at her cheek with the top of her head, “You’re so cute, stop it,” she murmurs, and when she takes a breath through her nose, she smiles, “She smells like my heliotrope flowers too! How are you the familiar of such a grumpy, cruel lug, huh?” 
“Oi,” Harry mutters, “I resent that. I’m not grumpy or cruel, you’re just rotten.” 
A retort plays at Y/N’s mouth but her phone screen lights up from where it’s sat on the coffee table and strays her attention. She’s confused -- the only person who would be messaging her this late was Niall but she’s almost a hundred percent certain that he was supposed to be out at the bar tonight. It is him though. 
Fuck me, have ya looked at the news? Is this that thing we were talkin bout? 
Harry is a nosy bugger, and after reading the message with her he reaches for her remote, “You told him about it?” He turns on her telly, quick to open her TV guide, “So he knows about you?” 
“Yeah, he knows -- turn to 3,” she tells him, and soon enough the local news is playing out, big bold letters on the blue band stretched across the bottom of the screen. 
MAN TO BE CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER ON GIRLFRIEND 
He turned the volume up, so they could hear the news reporter who was on site. There was yellow caution tape stripped around a house, police lights, cops walking around in the back, and frightened neighbors who had left the comfort of their homes to investigate what was happening. The woman on screen had long blonde hair that whipped when the wind blew and muffled her microphone feed, her face set stony as she recounted the events as the police had told her, “. . .has no recollection of the event, and is claiming the “walls” were dripping in blood and demanding that he do it. Jacobs is being taken in for further questioning and pending a psychiatric evaluation -- his girlfriend Amanda Wilson is being rushed to hospital that’s all anyone knows right now. Back to you Tom...” 
“Oh, fuck sake,” Harry groaned, shaking his head, “Now this is a problem, problem innit?” 
“Was it not before?” Y/N takes the remote from him, turning the volume down, “Do you -- does that sound like anything you’ve dealt with? That would try hurting someone like that?” 
He presses his knuckles to his eyes, sighing, “Not that I remember -- I’ll have to do some digging. . .this is bollocks, you know how bad this is for business? Nobody wants to mess with dark magic when shit like this is going on.”
“Aish, don’t think so selfishly. People are in danger,” she tsks at him, “And we’ll need to -- what are you doing?” She asks as he removes his feet from where they had been on the couch, reaching down for his loafers like he was about to put them on. 
“S’getting late,” he responded, “I was g’na head home --” 
“No you’re not,” she told him, her face dropping in borderline disgust as he seemed genuinely confused with her, his face twisting, “We experience something like that, then see the news, and you not only want to separate, but you want to walk all the way home, alone, in the dark? No way, that’s too stupid, you’re staying here.” 
Harry’s brows dipped in, irritated, however, he did stop reaching for his loafers,  “But --” 
“Listen, we may not be fond of each other but I’m not letting you put yourself in danger,” she tells him, before adding quickly, “And you are fucking not going to leave me alone after that! Are you mad?” 
“I’m sorry, I thought I’d be doing you a favor without bothering ya with my presence. Never thought Miss. Good Witch of the North would want me breathing her air for too long.” He ripostes and it reinvigorates any distaste for Harry that had been easing throughout the night the more they spoke. He always did that -- always made her feel like she was some stuck up prick who never gave him a chance, but she would have if he hadn’t started out being such an arse to her. Sure, the circumstances they had met under weren’t fantastic. . .she snapped at him for taking her flowers without asking, but he could have just apologized -- could have said sorry, and they could have started over but he was immediately put off by her she presumes, because ever since he’d been nothing but cruel to her. His knocking her out of the room in the blood bank was probably the first kind thing he’d ever done for her, and she isn’t a hundred percent certain that she wasn’t just in his way while he was trying to get out. 
So she glowers at him as she pushes from her couch, “Sod off. I’ll get you some blankets.”
He almost immediately replaces the spot that her body had been with his legs, stretching out as far as he could and his feet flop on the arm of the sofa, “Reckon you should make me some of that tea though, so I can sleep.” He called after her. Thumper hops off and follows after her, while Oat finds her spot at Harry’s side and cuddles into where his cardigan’s extra fabric bundles. Y/N goes to the closet in the hall that leads to her bedroom, pries it open, and reaches to the top shelf where she keeps her extra blankets and pillows. Despite how irritated he makes her, she grabs him one of her heavier quilts, because even with her heat kicked up higher than normal her flat has very poor insulation, and the night’s into early mornings get pretty cold. She’s about to grumble at him that he better thank her for this and the bloody tea, but when she returns to the living room. . .he’s asleep. 
Harry just fell right to sleep. 
She’s confused -- understandably, she thinks, because she remembers how much of a fit he’d thrown about her tea and how she was closed on weekends so he couldn’t have any of it. Had whined how he wasn’t able to sleep without the tea, and she had only given him peppermint tea tonight, so there was no reason that should have put him to bed. 
Yet there he was, fast asleep with his arms crossed over his chest. 
 Tutting her tongue quietly, she unrolls the blanket she had chosen for him and strategically places it over his legs. She is careful to move Oat so that she doesn’t suffocate under the covers as she pulls them over, up to Harry’s chest before replacing her in the spot she had snuggled prior. She pauses for a moment before she leaves them, taking in a completely relaxed Harry -- not that he doesn’t seem relaxed all the time, but he’s just. . .calm. His muscles have melted against her couch cushions, his brow has soothed and his amaranth pink lips are soft and parted. Gentle, easy breaths slip through his mouth. . .Y/N thinks that she likes him like this. Not spiteful, or crass -- this Harry doesn’t seem to hate her. This Harry is warm and comfortable enough to just fall asleep on her couch. 
Thumper thumps his foot against the floor, his not-so-silent request that they go to bed and Y/N snaps out of whatever hypnotic state she’d been in watching him rest. She feels creepy but shakes it off, reaching down to pick up Thumper by his belly and cradling him to her chest as she leaves the living room, keeping her lamp on for him in case he wakes up to have a wee or anything. 
It’s when she goes to the kitchen to grab him a bottle of water to leave at the coffee table for him, that she can feel Thumper judging her. This is only confirmed by the way he is looking up at her when she looks down at him, his small, pink nose twitching, and she can just sense him repeating Harry’s tease of have you got a crush on me or summat? -- it’s not like he hasn’t questioned her before. She reckons if Thumper could actually speak and not just implant little thoughts of his in her head through whatever little bond they have, he would be very free with his accusations about who she might have feelings for. 
Y/N rolls her eyes. 
“No, I don’t,” she disagrees with him quietly, “What do you know about crushes, hm? You’re just a bunny.” 
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It had been a while since Harry had worked. 
Though he was always hesitant to call it work, all things considered. Y/N had once described to him that what he did was lurk around seedy clubs and wait to be recognized by a sorry sap that wanted something they didn’t want to put much effort towards, and Harry can’t necessarily say she’s wrong.  He preyed on the lazy; men and women who couldn’t be arsed to obtain a goal without the help of a little magic no matter how negative, and Harry couldn’t really fault them for it. One, because sometimes goals are unattainable with literally anything other than a demon's help, and two because he gets a hefty wad of cash in his pocket for his trouble. How hypocritical could he be to deprecate their usage of dark magic when he is doing the same thing. . .when he relies on that more than anything, even the silly little romance novels he writes so that nobody questions where his money’s coming from. 
It was a Friday night, and since he was no longer tied to the commitment of meeting Y/N to discuss the horrible, no good, terrible thing that was slithering its way through town and apparently spurring bouts of attempted murder -- he was able to visit a club. Though Y/N had made him lock pinkies with her that morning, telling him to keep his eye out for anything suspicious that may or may not have led to the events from the night prior. 
Promise me that you’ll keep informed on what’s going on there, okay? And promise me that you’ll tell me about it. 
The club he’d visited was one of the more popular of the four he frequented, and within the walls, amongst the gyrating bodies in scant clothing and sweat-drenched skin, were many of his regular clients. One of which had been blowing up his phone for the past week telling him how he desperately needed help, and he needed it ASAP. Harry finally replied to his message with a simple time that he would meet him, and that they would discuss the cost once he’s explained what is being asked of him. This guy, in particular, wanted many frivolous things, and typically his requests revolved around wealth, though Harry thought he had more than enough. And while Harry could do a few simple spells that would bring the money gradually and don’t come with the dangers that a demon will, he refuses. Harry has always told each of his clients that a spell and a demon could do the same thing, but demons brought faster results, albeit potentially precarious consequences.
And when it comes to summoning, things can get a bit tricky. If the person who is summoning is the person who will benefit from the demon’s will directly, then it may come with a price, and that price may or may not be hidden between the lines. Especially when it is someone who has no clue about the actual process, offerings that could be made without including their soul for the taking, and spells that could be done that would protect them. After doing this for so long, Harry had developed and harnessed enough power that it was rare a spell every backfired or a demon ever bested him, but if Bradley Evans tried this himself, he’d be good as dead. 
This is why, no matter how this man grates every open end of his nerves with a dull blade, he continues to help him. Again, Harry gets paid an obscene amount of money for what he does, so he sucks it right up -- and it’s not as if this money is just for him. He has people to take care of, his own personal gripes with the smarmy, rich, meat-headed pricks that want him to summon Clauneck for a trip to the Bahamas matter very little in the grand scheme of things. 
He’s leaning against the far back corner, at a table that he’d claimed for the night and a cherry mango cocktail that wets his lips and stains them red. He really isn’t scouting for suspicious behavior like he had promised to, only because his mind had floated elsewhere entirely. Like how, after so long of only ever being able to rest with help of Y/N’s chamomile, he was able to fall asleep without the help of anything. He had asked her about the tea that she and he drank prior to him passing out unprompted on her couch, but she told him it was just a store-bought strawberry tea that was a guilty pleasure. 
It perplexed him greatly. He only remembers her demanding him to stay the night because she didn’t want to be alone (and if he’s honest, neither had he after the night they had), he remembers her standing and him stretching out on her couch, and he remembers asking her for the tea that would help him sleep. 
And then he remembers waking, feeling refreshed, and renewed. Confused, but reinvigorated, he had a wee before poking around in her kitchen for something to satiate his grumbly stomach. Y/N was still asleep -- he’d peeked his head into her cracked open door only to find her dreaming peacefully, relaxed, and content. As creepy as it felt to stare at her as she slept, he did watch for a moment. It was different to see her without the accompanied scowl he usually coaxed upon her face -- the blissful gleam that exudes from her now is the same that he sees when she’s tending to one of her gardens. 
He brewed two chai lattes in her Keurig with Oat on his shoulder like a bird and she woke as he was taking the second mug, setting it on her kitchen counter, “G’morning,” she yawned, Thumper hopping behind her, looking just as sleepy, “Did you sleep through the night? I made you a cuppa and kept it in the microwave in case you woke up.” 
His heart had lurched. . .a genuine clench that Harry had not felt in a while.
“Oh,” he blinked at her owlishly, “I slept just fine, but thank you.” 
“Mm, good,” she was so sleepy still, Harry remembers wondering if she was even fully awake speaking to him, “I  have sliced fruit in the fridge if you want, for brekkie.” 
It was a domesticated scenario that Harry had not been privy to.  
Had it been her flat? Maybe the plants that she had strewn about the room were all enchanted, singing sweet songs of sleep that lulled him to sleep without him knowing. All he could recall was feeling so unbelievably comforted and no matter how cold it was in that damn flat, he felt so warm. . .so warm, and it smelled so good, and Oat was snoozing happily at his side. Plus she had wrapped him in this quilt that was heavy and smelled nice -- he thinks, in that moment, he finally understood why babies liked feeling contained in a swaddle blanket. Regardless of what happened at the blood bank, and what they found out on the news, Harry felt safe in her flat. And he probably wouldn’t have left either, if he didn’t have to work. 
He’s so caught in his reverie, that Bradley’s arrival truly startled him. A clearing of his throat catches his attention, dragging his unfocused gaze from the crowd of dancers to Bradly, dressed in a Lacoste polo that thought was ugly but he would never say it aloud, “Oh,” he straightened up, bringing the rim of his glass to his mouth and taking a small sip of it, “Right then, what can I do for you? Another trip to Barbados?” 
Bradley shakes his head a little frantically, and it's only then that Harry takes in the actual appearance of him, that surpasses the Lacoste and zeros in on the panic that decorates his face, “I need like -- like a demon protector or some kinda spell or -- I don’t fucking know, or something.” 
“Oh --” his brows dip, “What’s wrong? Is something bothering you?” 
He starts to nod, then switches it to a shake of his head, and that morphs into a shrug of his shoulders, “I don’t know man, I just don’t feel -- I don’t feel safe. I wondered if one of those demons from before were like. . .after my soul or summat.” 
“Not possible,” Harry dismisses the idea, setting his glass down on the high round table, “When I work with them we make a spiritual, contractual agreement that they are bound to. If your soul was not on the table, then it will never be on the table -- it must be something else,” he thinks for a moment before a slither of realization stokes the fire in his brain, that sets the coals aflame and heats the cogs to a churn, “What -- explain to me what you’re feeling?” 
“Like something is watching me,” he blinked, crossing his arms on top of the table and leaning most of his weight onto it, the scent of liquor wafts over Harry’s face when Bradly breathes, “It’s heavy and. . .it’s like swimming in ink. It’s horrible and frightening, and I’ve never -- I’ve never been one to rely on vibes, but mate, they were bad. . .they were like -- vile. Vile vibes, man.” 
Harry thinks, while his description is repugnant, he knows exactly what he’s talking about, but there wasn’t much he could do. Harry can make protection spells that are generalized but he doesn’t believe that any of them are strong enough to fend off whatever this thing is. In cases like this one, sometimes dark magic is not good to fight dark magic, it can only make it grow and fester like a nasty, infected wound. He really did not want to try that out on Bradley. . .he may not be fond of the guy, but he didn’t wish anything ill on him. 
“You wouldn’t come to me for a protection spell, for something like that,” Harry begins, “You would need --” You would need Y/N -- is what is about to leave his lips, but it drops away. As much as it’s true -- as much as Harry knows that the reason he felt the safest he’s ever had in Y/N’s presence was whatever protection spells she had put in place and strengthened -- he couldn’t. The thought of sending someone like Bradley to someone like Y/N, makes him feel sick. “Give me one second, yeah? Stay here.” 
Y/N gave him her number that morning, telling him that it was silly for them to be unable to contact one another. Harry saved it into his phone and sent her a picture of Oat so that she would have his, but left it at that -- he had assumed, until this moment, that he would never have a reason to have her number. If he ever wanted anything from her he would just show up at her store. 
But here he was, scrolling through his contact list to find her, pressing her number and holding his phone up to his ear. It only rings twice before she’s answered it, “Hello? Is everything okay Harry, did you get a lead?” 
Harry laughs in disbelief, “What’re you, a detective?” He cleared his throat so he could speak over the music clearly, “I need you for something, and I’ll give you half. And before you get all high and mighty, it isn’t for anything bad -- one of my regulars is experiencing the same fucked thing we have only it’s more vile vibes opposed to blood seeping from the walls. Need a protection spell -- whatever you use for your flat and store.” 
She’s quiet for a moment, long enough that Harry questions if his service dropped, but her voice reappears.
 “Where are you?” 
Fifteen minutes later, Harry is flagging Y/N down to his spot in the club where he stood next to Bradley whose friends kept coming around wondering if Harry was his pull for the night. Her jumper with a printed bunny right in the center made him chuckle to himself -- it was more than clear that she had not planned on coming out tonight, and if not for Harry, he thinks she would have spent three more hours at her store tending to the garden there if not for him. When she sees him, noticeable relief makes her shoulders slump, and as she gets closer, she reaches into her pocket, “Thank god,” she called over the music, “I’ve been in here for three minutes and if I got knocked into one more time I was going to lose it.” 
She produces two things -- one is a tiny vial, with an unidentified green liquid, and the other is a small baggie of her tea. Harry takes both from her hand, “Thank you,” he murmurs, before dipping down closer to her ear, “Go over to that empty table near the bar, I don’t want this guy seeing you clear enough that he could ask you for anything ever again.” 
Though she was confused, she listened to him, slinking her way over to the table while Harry turned to Bradley who had been looking at his phone, before both were placed in front of them, “Thank you,” he tells him, “Thank you, thank you, thank you. How much?” 
“850,” Harry says without batting an eyelash. Typically his business runs closer to the thousands but he cuts the guy a break since he’s scared.
“Each or what?” Bradley asks as he fishes his wallet from his pocket, flipping the leather open and beginning to thumb through his bills. 
“No, just 850,” he takes the bills from him, folding it between his fingers, “I shipped your crystals last week, did they come?” 
Bradley nods, a big grin on his face, “Oh, fuck yeah dude, I almost forgot! I already transferred you the money for them right?” 
Harry thinks it’s a shame that he doesn’t keep track -- he could really scam him if he wanted to, with these black crystals bathed in the water of Asmodeus (they increases stamina and aids them in not being shit in bed; it was a fucking full-day event to get Asmodeus to recognize the clear stream water, in an incubator that he checks every 15 minutes or so to see if the water has been touched red)  “Yeah, you sent double the amount ‘cos your buddy wanted some too, right?” 
“He loved them, mate,  he’s way less narky too now that he’s getting his dick wet.” 
Harry holds back a grimace, “Alright then, stay safe. You know how to contact me if you need anything.” 
Bradley bids his goodbye and Harry seeks out Y/N, who is picking idly at her fingernails and bobbing her head slightly to the music. When he gets close enough to her, he starts on his spiel as he waves the money toward her,
“Listen, Babe, you used your plants to help him, honestly you deserve way more than this -- a fucking Nobel Prize probably,” he holds it out to her, “Here.” 
She shakes her head, but not in the way she would if she were refusing it because she was disgusted by him -- no, instead she closes his hand around it again and presses it closer to his body, “No, no, you keep it, he’s your guy or whatever.” 
Harry tilts his head, brows knitted, “But they’re your plants.” 
“Yeah, but I would just feel guilty taking it from you so --” 
He sighs, counting out 450 of it, taking her hand, opening her fingers, and sliding the bills into her palm, “Even split then. If you’re going to utilize something precious to you to help someone like that fucker, you deserve a little compensation for it. “ 
Y/N must realize that he wasn’t going to let it go, because she finally folds it in her hands, slipping it into her pocket, “What’s with that guy then? Why do you not like him?” 
Harry can see it clearly; the image of his childhood self, his family struggling to make ends meet but going to primary school with the wealthier kids. The ones who laughed at his faded shirts, and holed winter coats -- who would ask him to their birthday parties and talk shit about the gift he’d scraped up coins for doing miscellaneous work around the neighborhood. He thinks about how he knew they would go home to kitchens full of food, and bountiful dinners that they would never appreciate, while Harry never took seconds because no matter how hungry he was, he made sure their bellies were as full as they could be. And Harry remembers how the headmaster did nothing to quell his worries because those kid’s parents could buy out the school if they wanted to. 
He sees it all, and he hears it all, and for a moment -- selfishly -- it makes Harry wish he had never given Bradley the protection spell at all. 
But he only shakes his head, “He’s just a prick,” he answers simply, before nodding his head toward the door, “Reckon we should get out of here, it smells like piss.” 
It’s always a little easier to leave the club than it is to enter it, so they’re out in the cool air soon enough. A small line had formed outside since Harry had been in there last, and as they step out, a group of three is let in through the rope chain that the bouncer is policing. This part of town is always bustling late into the night, so neither feel the cold brush of fear they have been when they’re out in the dark -- or at least the relaxed way Y/N is looking around tells him that she’s pretty content. 
“Do you want to get something to eat?” She asks him, pointing at the 24-hour diner right across the street, that had been strategically placed there because people who are drunk and high who just sweat out half their body weight love greasy food, “I skipped dinner today.” 
“What a coincidence -- so did I.” 
They got a booth in the far back corner, where the white and maroon tilted floor glistened wet from a recent scrub from the mop, and the air smells of lemon pine-sol. This along with the fact that the black leather seats were dusted of the crumbs that usually mottles them, Harry would assume that they had come just in time for their 12 AM clean up, where the first batch of besotted clubbers had left a mess and they were waiting for the second wave to come through. He didn’t miss the eye that the waitress had given them, looking them up and down like she was trying to decipher what state they were both in, but when neither of them wobbles in their stance, or slur through their words asking for a table, she relaxes and asks them where they’d like to sit. 
After they get settled and order their food (Harry convinces her to get one of their malted milkshakes with him -- his favorite was strawberry and after she confessed that she never had their strawberry malt, he was insistent on her trying it), Harry’s curiosity is suddenly piqued as he thinks of something he hadn’t thought of before, “How did you make it over to the club so fast, hm? Do you just have jars of this stuff made laying around?” 
Y/N sticks her clear straw in the icy glass of water she’d been poured, stirring it like there was anything to mix, and the ice cubes clink together soundly, “No, no, I actually don’t make protection spells unless I’m asked directly -- or usually that’s the case, but I was already in the middle of making some for you and me, so I had a little leftover.” 
“For me too?” Harry inquires, genuinely surprised by the concept that she would make him something to keep him safe. She nods though, like it was silly that he thought she wouldn’t have, only this time she reaches into her purse and retrieves two much larger vials with little cork tops, and one bigger bag of the dried leaves, accompanied by a smaller one tied with red ribbon. 
“I was doing some research while I was at work --” 
“You do a lot of research, don’t you?” He cuts her off and she nods. 
“Mhm -- and there’s this like. . .there’s this elder witch who lives an hour or so drive away from us who I think might be immortal, but that’s beside the point. She has this blog that I was scrolling through and she linked her email, so I messaged her and she sent me her number and told me to call her immediately.” She slides one of the vials over to him, along with the tree leaves, “When I did, she told us that we were in a little more danger than everyone else ‘cos like -- whatever this thing is could start trying to feed off of us, especially you. Said that we needed a potent protection spell, and I told her about mine. You feel safe in my store and in my flat right? Like -- like whatever that thing is couldn’t get to us?” He nodded, eyes fixed on hers, “So this is a version of that suitable for our bodies. The tea leaves are for your flat, and then this little bag here --” she points at the one tied closed with the small strip of red ribbon, “-- this is a tea version of it safe for Oat to drink.” 
Not only had she made him some, but she also made Oat some too? As much as he disliked her before, he can’t help how this warms his heart, zipping through his body and makes him feel just as safe as he did when he was wrapped in her quilt snug on her couch. Harry wonders if this is what she’s like all the time with her friends. . .he wonders if this side of her, that researches and makes protection goodies, brews him a cuppa just in case he woke up in the middle of the night and comes out in the depth of night to the seedy clubs she despises just because he called and asked -- if that’s what they get to see. If that’s what he would have seen had their meeting been any different. 
“Thank you,” he murmurs, taking the vial and the bags, looking at them against his palm, “A lot. You didn’t have to do this for me.” 
“I did though,” she takes a drink of the water through her straw, “I may not agree with what you do but we’re the only two witches here and there is power in unity, even if our versions of magic are different. We have to be there for each other -- Thumper agrees, and that’s a lot coming from him because he doesn’t like much of anybody. . .he barely likes me,” she holds her hand up, the index finger of her other going from finger to finger as she lists off the ingredients, “So we’ve got fern, anise, leaves from the ash tree in the forest, fennel -- the nice old woman told me to hold off on the mugwort unless we’re planning on astral projecting or doing anything with divination, but if we felt that it was necessary we could wear a wreath of it around her necks. That’s an old wives tale though, I’m pretty sure.” She wiggles her fingers, “All that and a little bit of moon water, and we have ourselves a little protection spell! I dipped my finger in for a taste test and I’ll be honest, it’s awful and plant-y but I reckon we can toss them back like a shot and chase it with a sweet drink like juice or something.” 
It hits Harry that he gave Y/N very little credit for what she did, but now as he’s looking at something that she’d made specifically with him in mind, that wasn’t just a glorified sleepy time tea, it puts some things in perspective for him. Sure, she’s been a dick to him in the past, but he was a dick too, about her magic. While he isn’t going to start kissing the ground she walks on, he decides then that he’ll be more mindful of her craft. Plus, from the amount of time that they’ve had to spend together in the past two days, she’s tolerable when she isn’t on her high horse about him summoning spirits and ruining the town. She’s even helpful. 
“Thank you,” he repeats, “I really mean it, I appreciate this a lot.” 
Y/N smiles at him and it’s a smile that he’s never been gifted before. A smile that makes him smile back, as she places her elbow on the table and holds out her pinky toward him -- she’s big on pinky swears, he’s finding. 
“We’re looking out for each other, okay? I’ve got your back if you’ve got mine. . .I swear it.” 
Harry locks his pinky with hers without a second thought. 
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Welcome to ROUND TWO of the Random Stuff Tournament!
We’ve had some devastating losses and some triumphant victories. Every thing is a winner in my heart! Though I suppose that also makes everything a loser too. Hm. Let’s stay positive.
Anyway, here are the matches in this round. We have a few new contenders that will be getting their first chance in the tournament alongside the winners of the last round. Will your favorites defend their wins and move on to Round 3? We’ll see!
a raccoon standing on its hind legs and making too much eye contact vs Tapetum lucidum
The emoticon <3 vs a single small pellet of cobalt-60
sweet potato maki vs 1 can of Goya brand black beans
Jellycat Amore Dog vs a dog who is normal in every way except that it can identify any plant by its scientific name
Wojtek the Bear (member of the Polish Army in exile during WWII) vs Duke the Bush's Baked Beans mascot
a leaf with a tiny bug-sized bite taken out of it vs bread
the first email account you ever made vs jumbo binder clips
a Geiger counter but for great pussy vs Batfish
Green gummy bear vs Mead
The Molasses Flood vs petrichor
Big fluffy bathrobes vs the smell of a Sears auto department
the little fake hands you put on a finger vs the composer fryderyk chopin's heart, encased in a jar of booze in a church in the middle of Warsaw, Poland
the giant catfish in the Chornobyl reactor cooling pond vs sour cream
LipSmacker flavored lip gloss vs uquiz for what kind of kitchen utensil you'd be
paw print set in concrete vs a 2005 Honda Civic with a vinyl wrap of Sasuke on the side
empty snail shell vs 73 dachshunds
single unmatched sock (its mate has been lost) vs $9.99 headphones from CVS
Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) vs Florida man
wet log on the ground, home to moss and fungi vs The French language
the shoes that Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw at george bush vs The number 11
Matryoshka dolls vs pigeon
swinging so high on a swing set that you become briefly weightless at the top of the arc vs sheet of cat stickers
sex dice that can only deliver confusing combinations vs World peace
SALE! 2/$2.99 Fresh Hass Avocado vs Chromodoris Willani
Pill case vs Glass swan sold at a gas station
glasses without lenses vs Garlic bread
Lego three in ones vs discarded mcdonalds toy found on the sidewalk
Garlic bread (uhhhh I messed something up and garlic bread was on here twice.) **Replacement TBD vs lube that’s just. too slippery to be useful
Skeleton vs World War II veteran who hates sharks
a duck with perfectly formed human hands instead of wings coming out of its shoulders vs a bus pass with $7.33 on it
1 yard of fleece vs roasted garlic
the rabies virus vs white LEDs
Happy voting!
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When flying back from a business trip in Poland, Kageyama Tobio finds himself seated next to a complete random stranger. He finds himself enthralled by her and the two agree to have a date when they return to Japan.
But there's a problem.
The stranger is unemployed, which completely clashes with his first class, upper class lifestyle.
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It was rare that Kageyama had some time to himself, but he had made sure to spend some time with his friends after an especially stressful week. His best friend Hinata, who was the top volleyball player in Japan, was hosting a small get together at his luxury apartment. All of their high school friends were there, and Kageyama was happy to get away from his responsibilities for a while.
He was currently playing volleyball in the pool with Hinata playing against Tsukishima and Yamaguchi. Tsukishima worked as a world renowned archaeologist whose work was presented in museums around the world. Yamaguchi, who was Tsuki’s best friend, worked for Sony designing the top electronics in the company. Some of their other high school friends, including Suga, Daichi, Asahi, and Nishinoya, were lounging about, chatting with each other as they caught up.
“Yo, Tsukishima! We’re going to kick your ass!”
Hinata flashed his opponents a cocky grin as he threw the ball up to serve. Since his high school days, his serving skills had greatly improved, and it was no surprise that his serve landed cleanly between Tsukki and Yams, who shielded their faces as the water splashed.
“No fair, Hinata!” Yams complained. “You play volleyball for a living!”
“Excuses, excuses,” he replied in a sing-songy voice.
Tsukishima rolled his eyes as he began swimming towards the pool’s edge to get out of the pool. Yamaguchi followed suit, to which Hinata began to complain loudly.
“Idiot, it’s not that big of a deal,” Kageyama frowned.
Hinata continued to complain, so Kageyama ignored him and exited the pool as well. He joined the guys who were scattered about various lawn chairs.
“Was she hot at least?”
Daichi had an eyebrow raised as he questioned Nishinoya. Noya was the editor-in-chief for an elite travel magazine, and he had just returned from a three month trip to New Zealand.
“Her looks were the only good thing about her,” he sighed.
“Oooh, girl talk?” Hinata chirped, grabbing a beer as he collapsed next to Suga.
“But of course! It’s been a while,” Nishinoya grinned.
“It’s not the same without Tanaka, but he’s married now,” Suga sighed.
“How about you, Daichi? Still seeing that Swedish girl?”
Daichi was the police commissioner, and he had been dating a Swedish model he had met at a work event. He laughed, shaking his head before taking a swig of his beer.
“Nah, it didn’t work out. She has a really busy work schedule. Plus, she was a bit of an airhead. The sex was great though.”
He turned to Suga then.
“And you?”
Suga was a professor at The University of Tokyo. Flushing, he reached up to rub the back of his neck.
“Er . . . I may or may not be sleeping with a student.”
“Suga, you dog!” Nishinoya teased him.
“Hey, she came on to me. I told her I didn’t want to cross any boundaries but she blew me anyway.”
The boys began to snicker.
“Tsukishima, I bet you’re meeting so many girls while traveling!”
He seemed bored as he responded.
“I was in Argentina for two months on an expedition. Argentinian girls are wild.”
“He introduced me to one!” Yamaguchi beamed.
Hinata took another drink of his beer before speaking.
“We traveled to Hawaii for a practice tournament. American girls are really cute and eager to please.”
The group went silent as they all turned to peer at Kageyama. Blinking, he took a sip of his drink and waited for them to speak.
“And you, Kageyama?”
Heat rose to his cheeks.
“Y-you guys skipped Asahi!” he sputtered.
“I’m fucking one of our fashion design interns,” the gentle giant replied, cheeks bright red.
“See? Now it’s your turn,” Nishinoya insisted.
Kageyama hesitated. It had been two months since the two of you had started dating, and he hadn’t told anyone. Part of it was because he wanted to keep you to himself, to keep you away from anyone else taking you away, but the large reason was because you were unemployed and he was embarrassed to tell his friends. They would say that she was only using him for money or to climb up the social ladder. Out of all of them, he had the most to lose, so they constantly looked out for him.
“Whoa, he’s never hesitated before!” Suga’s eyes went wide.
“I-I’m not hesitating!” he lied, feeling his face get warm.
“Look, he’s totally lying!” Hinata laughed.
“You’re a terrible liar, dude,” Tsukishima shook his head.
“Who is she?! Tell us!” Nishinoya yelled.
Kageyama felt like he had been backed into a corner, and he felt his chest tighten. He figured he would try to be as vague as possible.
“Holy shit, did you finally get laid?”
All of their mouths fell open as they stared at him. The last time he had told them he had gotten laid was their senior year of college.
“Yeah, I did, actually.”
They continued to stare at him in shock before Daichi broke the silence.
“Holy shit dude, congratulations.”
“How was it?”
His mind flashed back to two nights ago when he had bent you over his couch and fucked you until your throat went hoarse. He swallowed before clearing his throat and responding.
“It’s the best sex I’ve ever had.”
“Whoa,” Hinata whispered.
“She has to be gorgeous. You have such high standards,” Yamaguchi frowned.
“She is. She’s incredibly gorgeous.”
“I bet she’s even more gorgeous naked,” Nishinoya snorted.
Kageyama shot him a warning look.
“How did you two meet?”
“I met her on my flight back from Poland,” he confessed.
“Oh, are things serious?” Suga inquired. “We’re just starting,” he said.
“We’re taking things slow for now.”
“Well look at that,” Daichi beamed. “Our Kageyama, growing up and getting laid.”
The boys all laughed before changing the subject and talking about the latest gossip at each of their respective jobs. The weight on Kageyama’s chest lifted and he let out a long sigh of relief. He was saved from talking about you for now.
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