#Professor Callahan Broadway

[slashingdisneypasta]

Some Dark!Musical Villain x Reader AU Ideas I'm Fiddling With:

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️ for: DARK THEMES. Age difference galore, fucking your teacher for good grades, sexual assault, innapropriate propositioning, grooming, posessive behaviour, more grooming, adoptive guardian having innapropriate feelings for ward, etc. Quite possibly some murder, too.

Professor Callahan x Reader- (Moulin Rouge AU (Duke Monroth and Satine AU)) You're only getting through law school because you're fucking your teacher, practically selling yourself for a certification- so when a guy your age who's sweet and kind and interested in you comes along, you're forced to break his heart. For a posessive Professor Callahan, and your grades.

Judge Turpin x Reader- (Legally Blonde AU (Prof Callahan and Elle Woods AU)) You're an assistant working under Turpin, the first female to work in such a position in town and you are so proud of yourself and believe Turpin to be an honourable gentleman who believes in you, too!- until he gets you alone one night and all that comes crashing down around you with an expected kiss.

Duke Monroth x Reader- (Phantom of the Opera AU (Erik and Christine Dae AU)) The Duke has slowly imposed himself upon you since you were 18, becoming your tutor in many things in high society. You think he's kind, helping you like this, and so it doesn't occur to you at all that he may intend to shape you into a perfect wife for him. So, when you meet a gentleman at a ball who sweeps you off your feet and you fall in love, you're s h o c k e d at the Duke's furious responce.

The Phantom x Reader- (Sweeney Todd AU(Judge Turpin and Johanna Todd AU)) How you ended up the Phantom's young ward, not even you knew. You didnt remember that far back. But he raised you and so you grew up quite sheltered- but t a l e n t e d. When you eventually come out to society, a mysterious figure in the paris opera, you're the object of many crushes and desires. It's not until one particular boy catches your attention, though, that Erik shows his distaste in the matter of other men being in your life. 

[antics-of-a-spiteful-stickbug]

God I hate just how much stage presence Professor Callahan has, because he's such a shitty person, but it also makes so much sense for his character TŤ>ŤT

Like, the dude is a wildly successful lawyer (not because he's a good person with a decent moral compass ofc, but his unethical practices aren't necessarily relevant to this post), so of course his every move would demand attention and respect, no matter if he's in the court room, teaching a class, or just standing off to the side.

He's incredibly charismatic, which makes you want to like him based on pure instinct. Your subconscious tells you that this is someone you can trust, which makes sense since he's built an entire business on top of that fact

It just infuriates me that he's such a well-rounded character, because no one wants to like the guy! He's a manipulative, lying scumbag with no sense of justice (which is ironic considering his occupation), and he does it so well that you're simply forced to find him somewhat trustworthy, someone that you can go to for advice or help.

Your instincts tell you that you want to be in this guy's orbit, that it will benefit you to stick around. But in reality, the only one gaining anything from any form of relationship with him, is he himself.

God it infuriates me so much, he's such a well-written character and I absolutely despise him for it

(This is all based on the Broadway musical, I haven't seen the movie)

[toofunktastic]

Some more gifts of stuff from last year and previous years!

Hadestown - First US National Tour February 19, 2022 - madeapactwithsatan MatinéeCast: Nicholas Barasch (Orpheus), Morgan Siobhan Green (Eurydice), Kevyn Morrow (Hades), Kimberly Marable (Persephone), Levi Kreis (Hermes), Belén Moyano (Fate), Bex Odorisio (Fate), Shea Renne (Fate), Lindsey Hailes (Worker), Chibueze Ihuoma (Worker), Will Mann (Worker), Sydney Parra (Worker), Jamari Johnson Williams (Worker)Notes: Do not post any part of this on any social media. https://mega.nz/folder/n01CjaLR#ysg3zH6-Raf3cKDKYtE-cg

Company - Second US National Tour December 2, 2023 - madeapactwithsatan Cast: Britney Coleman (Bobbie), Judy McLane (Joanne), Kathryn Allison (Sarah), Will Blum (t/r David), Ali Louis Bourzgui (Paul), Derrick Davis (Larry), Javier Ignacio (Peter), James Earl Jones II (Harry), Marina Kondo (Susan), Matt Rodin (Jamie), Emma Stratton (Jenny), Jacob Dickey (Andy), Tyler Hardwick (PJ), David Socolar (Theo)

Notes: Very fun seeing a completely new show to me! I cough occasionally in act 2, but not too often. Never to be posted on any form of social media. https://mega.nz/folder/vlMwVAIC#9bbhH3YJ2pqi8V52f5dPqg

Legally Blonde - Fourth US National Tour (Non-Equity) April 30, 2023 - madeapactwithsatan Matinée

Cast: Hannah Bonnett (Elle Woods), Woody White (Emmett Forrest), James Oblak (Warner Huntington III), Ashley Morton (Paulette), Lea Sevola (Vivienne Kensington), Kaelee Albritton (Brooke Wyndham), Chris Carsten (Professor Callahan), Jesse Lynn Hart (Margot), Taylor Lloyd (Serena), Rory Furey-King (Pilar), Matthew Dean Hollis (Kyle/Grandmaster Chad/Dewey), Harley Barton (Veronica/Enid), Alexis Loiselle (Kate), Emma Wilcox (Chutney), Pablo Pernia (Padamadan/Nikos), Brandon Moreno (Carlos/Lowell), Gill Vaughn-Spencer (Pforzheimer), Jack Gimpel (Aaron)

Notes: Do not post any part of this on any social media.

https://mega.nz/folder/GpkkWBrQ#9fxuoAo-zPEa_snga8QsnQ

Little Shop of Horrors - Off-Broadway Revival February 25, 2023 - madeapactwithsatan Audio | Matinée

Cast: Matt Doyle (Seymour Krelborn), Maude Apatow (Audrey Fulquard), Bryce Pinkham (Orin Scrivello/Others), Brad Oscar (Mr. Mushnik), Aaron Arnell Harrington (Voice of Audrey II), D'Kaylah Unique Whitley (Ronnette), Tiffany Renee Thompson (Crystal), Khadija Sankoh (Chiffon), Teddy Yudain (Derelict/Audrey II Manipulation), Chelsea Turbin (Audrey II Manipulation), Weston Chandler Long (Audrey II Manipulation), Camryn Hampton (Ensemble), Jeff Sears (s/w Ensemble)

Notes: Do not post any part of this on social media. https://mega.nz/folder/XltjUYZY#gcOM9nfkDOvCm1ReER8W4g

Wicked - Second US National Tour (Munchkinland) November 3, 2023 - madeapactwithsatan Audio

Cast: Olivia Valli (Elphaba), Celia Hottenstein (Glinda), Brett Stoelker (u/s Fiyero), Timothy Shew (The Wizard), Kathy Fitzgerald (Madame Morrible), Tara Kostmayer (Nessarose), Kyle McArthur (Boq), Boise Holmes (Doctor Dillamond)

Notes: Beyond general annoying audience things (talking/singing/wrappers/ice), there are a couple of times phones go off and a walkie goes off in act one. Otherwise a very receptive audience with lots of cheering and applauding. Never to be posted on any form of social media.

https://mega.nz/folder/Ho1VUA7J#zsPrxRqDJ03hfaQbP_bajw

[musical-hunger-games]

First Wave of Tributes

All tributes and pairs were chosen randomly

Tribute list under cut

Gleb Vaganov (Anastasia) vs. Farrah (We Are the Tigers)

Annie Bennett (Annie) vs. Jason McConnell (Bare: A Pop Opera)

Virgil the Rat (Ride the Cyclone) vs. Monty Navarro (A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder)

Winnie Foster (Tuck Everlasting) vs. Antonio Salieri (Mozart, l'opera rock)

Seymour Krelborn (Little Shop of Horrors) vs. Jason Dean (Heathers)

Dr. Madden (Next to Normal) vs. Regina George (Mean Girls)

The Fates (Hadestown) vs. Riff (West Side Story)

Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants: The Broadway Musical) vs. Justin Laboy (21 Chump Street)

Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street) vs. Tevye (Fiddler on the Roof)

Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton) vs. Pierre Bezukhov (Natasha, Pierre, & the Great Comet of 1812)

Noel Gruber (Ride the Cyclone) vs. Professor Callahan (Legally Blonde)

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein - A New Musical) vs. Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants: The Broadway Musical)

Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street) vs. Chip (Beauty and the Beast)

Peggy Schuyler (Hamilton) vs. Satine (Moulin Rouge!)

Django (Ratatouille: The Tiktok Musical) vs. Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen)

Nick Marson (Come from Away) vs. Superman (Holy Musical B@man!)

Mayor George Shinn (The Music Man) vs. Christian (Moulin Rouge!)

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) vs. Tamatoa (Moana)

Elmo (Sesame Street) vs. Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg (Ride the Cyclone)

Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton) vs. Phillip Carlyle (The Greatest Showman)

Marvin (Falsettos) vs. Aunt Eller (Oklahoma!)

Hades (Hadestown) vs. Persephone (Hadestown)

Maria Rainer (Sound of Music) vs. Earl Hunterson (Waitress)

Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins) vs. Professor Henry Hidgens (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

Jean Valjean (Les Miserables) vs. Homeschoolers that Desperately Wanted to be Theatre Kids

Pseudolus (A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum) vs. Hélène Kuragina (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)

Stine (City of Angels) vs. Yentl Mendel (Yentl the Yeshiva Boy)

Ja'far (Twisted) vs. Timon (The Lion King)

Jamie Wellstein (The Last Five Years) vs. Abuela Madrigal (Encanto)

Catherine Howard (Six) vs. Catherine of Aragon (Six)

Tom Collins (Rent) vs. Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

Caiaphas (Jesus Christ Superstar) vs. Linda Monroe (Black Friday)

[phierecycled]

You mean to tell me that the Falsettos 30th anniversary falls on the same day as the Legally Blonde 15th anniversary?

Michael and Christian need to do a concert together on that date because it’s just TOO perfect.

[luckyklutznerd]

Man, I wish I lived in the Legally Blonde universe, where sexually harassing people means that “of course” he or she will get defeated in a contest for a political office.

[copperdoesart]

‪Day 6 - Favorite Antagonist Character‬

[spoonielivingfree]

Me watching the Pre-Broadway version of legally blonde

The Harvard variations is literally an accurate depiction of the people you’ll meet at law school

I want to play Callahan just to sing Blood in the water

What the fuck is love and war like what is that song? I’m so glad they replaced that with Positive

Warner stop being so horrible to Elle, she is incredible, she is a capable law student, see her for the wonder she really is!

Viv stop being horrible to Elle, she is amazing, “one day we’ll be nominating supreme court justices and you’ll be tanning.” No Viv NO one day Elle will be a supreme court justice. 

Atleast the reason I went to law school wasn’t to win back my jerk boyfriend.

Elle honey, just do your reading, get out those books there’s power in doing your reading. 

Malam Prohibidem and Malam insae is all the law I know. 

Wow, the lines in Chip on your Shoulder are so different.

This is gonna be me next year in Children in the law, not really because I don't want to start an argument. 

Wonder if reckless abandonment is actual law. 

Emmett at the end of chip on my shoulder!!

See Elle is a nice lawyer, she helps people. 

10 years! I know the answer and it’s not even real law, I’ve just watched this musical too much. 

YAS ELLE YOU SLAY! 

Yas gal, that was law, that is the point of law, you’ve got it yas girl!

Warner fuck off, your not even charming.

YES ELLE! THAT IS YOUR NAME! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! YES YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

YAS GIRL! Your doing a great job at rubbing this in Warners face. 

Fuck those heels, how the hell does anyone dance in those. 

That end note is like running a marathon. How?

Can I have Brookes body plz?

OMG she just messed up with her skipping rope!

Fucking love Callahan.

Why are they allowed skipping rope in prison?

OMG THAT CREAM OF THE CROP AND WHIP UP YOUR LEGAL DEFENCE LINE! 

Yet another demonstration of now Elle Woods is a nice Lawyer and I love her and if I could be a criminal Barrister I would be the Elle Woods of my Chambers. She cares about her client more than anything else and I fucking love that about her. 

Callahan you dick Emmet and Elle are incredible, they are better Lawyers than you could ever be, they have Morals, you could learn from that. 

Take it like a man is such a good scene!

LBB’S VOCALS ARE ACTUALLY ORGASMIC

Kyle is actually such great comedy and eye candy and just sex OMG WHY DID THEY REMOVE THAT LINE THAT’S IN FRENCH? 

Literally Paulette! 

BENNND AND SNAP! 

The amount of energy that goes into this show is insane!

Elle needs to learn her court ettiquete, how dare her phone go off in the court room, that would make the Judge furious in real life. 

The bend and snap saves the day!

ENID IS SO GAY! She’s Arizona level gay. 

Fuck off Warner.

YASS! TIME FOR THE BEST SCENE EVER!

Gay or European, so many shades of grey! 

He’s gay! Yas Emmett well done!

Such a tragic joke Warner. 

YAS ELLE, now they believe in you gal. 

GET OFF OF HER CALLAHAN! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BABY!

Tears welling at the first sounds of “legally blonde”

Me when I’ve finished second year with a 2:2. 

Having an emotional performance of a ballad to myself. 

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT INTERLUDE?

Elle baby, actually me when I mess up and feel like a failure. Just let me be legally blonde!!!!! (Or brunette as the case may be)

Elle honey. My darling. 

YAS VIV! YAS, MY FUCKING MOTIVATIONAL QUEEN COMES IN TO SAVE THE DAY. YAS VIV GO ON, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I CAN BE  GOOD LAW STUDENT!

Actually want to play Viv

YAS VIV YAS! 

YAS ELLE! YOU DO YOU! NOW GO SMASH THIS LIKE WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN.

That American flag

What the hell, glad they changed that part of the song. 

It’s so different! 

Never have I seen someone throw a box like Paulette!

The Irish dancing segment is actual gold.

I swear the scene changes 10 times in this one song. 

YAS EMMETT! YAS! 

Actually adore fictional black judges. 

And then she had a shower. 

No I would like us all to go to the bathroom together!

Scene of the criimme! Scene of the criime! Scene of the criiiime!

YAS ELLE YOU SLAY! YAS GAL! YOU’VE DONE IT GIRL!

OH MY GOD OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS!! 

The oh my god reprise is such a bop

Warner, she can do better than you. That’s now how life works. 

Elle woods is an actual goddess. 

Yes girly “even if i crash and burn ten times  day” is the exact quote that keeps me going. 

She’s so gracious, I actually love her. 

Emmett forest please make the the happiest woman I know....

YAS! She’s found her love. 

Can i just spend my life writing Elle x Emmet fanfics?

“We’re setting you free now go home and be legally blonde” is so motivational. Like yas, lets hit the books and read some law in the summer break even though I don't 100% know I’ve got my chosen modules. 

[incorrect-life-of-me]

So no one was gonna tell my dumbass the guy that played Marvin in the obc march of the falsettos and falsettoland plAYED PROFESSOR CALLAHAN IN LEGALLY BLONDE ON BROADWAY??!?!?

[dreamcastingbroadway]

Dreamcasting Broadway: LEGALLY BLONDE

“You thought I was dumb, but I think that somebody’s judgement was poor!”

Dreamcasting Broadway: Legally Blonde

Ashley Park as Elle Woods

Cheech Manohar as Emmett Forrest

Lea Salonga as Paulette Bonafonté

Devin Ilaw as Warner Huntington III

Stephanie Jae Park as Vivienne Kensington

Jon Jon Briones as Professor Callahan

Ericka Hunter as Brooke Wyndham

Catherine Ricafort as Serena

Marina Kondo as Pilar

Krystina Alabado as Margot (Elle u/s)

Adam Ali-Perez as Carlos/Lowell/Ensemble

Anna-Lee Wright as Judge/Store Manager/Ensemble (Paulette u/s)

Augustine Nguyen as Aaron Schultz/Guard/Ensemble (Emmett u/s)

Cailen Fu as Cece/Whitney/Ensemble (Elle u/s, Margot u/s)

Cathy Ang as Kate/Chutney/Ensemble (Enid u/s)

Diane Phelan as Leilani/Ensemble (Vivienne u/s, Pilar u/s)

Ethan Le Phong as Pforzheimer/Ensemble (Emmett u/s)

Eymard Cabling as Elle’s Dad/Winthrop/Ensemble (Callahan u/s)

Jon Viktor Corpuz as Ensemble

Kabir Bery as Sundeep Padamadan/Ensemble

Kay Trinidad as Elle’s Mom/Courtney/Ensemble (Paulette u/s)

Kimberly-Ann Truong as Kristine/Ensemble

Kuhoo Verma as Enid Hoopes/Veronica/Ensemble

Lina Lee as Shandi/Ensemble (Brooke u/s, Margot u/s)

Max B. Ehrlich as Nikos/Beer Bash Dancer/Ensemble (Warner u/s)

Paul HeeSang Miller as Kyle/Dewey/Grandmaster Chad/Ensemble (Warner u/s)

Warren Yang as Ensemble

Yvette Lu as Gabby/Stenographer/Ensemble

Amy Keum as Swing (Vivienne u/s, Serena u/s)

Carol Angeli as Swing (Brooke u/s, Pilar u/s)

Hugh Aparnente as Swing

Marcus Shane as Swing 

Michael Maliakel as Swing (Callahan u/s)

Viveca Chow as Swing (Enid u/s)

Andrea Macasaet as Elle Woods (alternate)

The concept behind this dreamcast comes from a TikTok I came across by user @/thekarlypaige a couple of days ago that has stuck with me for days now. I’ll link it below, but essentially, Legally Blonde through an Asian lens, touching on the “model minority” myth and showing that Asian people can’t be stereotyped into a singular experience. It’s high time for a Legally Blonde revival and I think looking at the material through a new lens would be a great way to revive this fun piece!

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdryLVJs/

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ive seen the f/o werewolves au and I absolutely love it. From the way it works to how they all handle their wolf side in different ways... I just find it so neat!

Callahan especially got my brain going 100 miles an hour, Just imagining him and the YN from your series dealing with it...

The days leading up to the first transformation where the animalistic-scary grows from "hot" to "concerning".

Him missing out on a date because, as fate would have it, happened in a full moon and then just... Ghosting, because he doesn't like the fact he can't control this quite yet.

He wanted to ravage YN before the transformation? absolutely. Make them his (mate)? Certainly. But this is beyond him. He can't control himself, just the sound of YN's voice from when they showed up at his doorstep (one last check. Giving him the benefit of the doubt.) is enough to send him into a bit of a frenzy, and he hates it.

And then one day YN returns to their dorm to find this big, weirdly wolf-like, old dog (if the grey muzzle is any indication) at their door. One that's weirdly docile and (even more surprisingly) friendly with them, despite the fact they never saw this dog in their life.

The dog approaches, carefully sniffing their hand, before pressing the top of its head against the palm. Still a bit weirded out, YN gives the animal a few tentative scratches and pets, which the dog seems to like.

(Mate is caring for him after so long after all...)

And just that presence, that care, that absolute freedom to be at peace with the one the two of them love is enough to bring the two consciousness together for long enough of a moment for Callahan to detransform.

Thankfully the shock of petting a naked Callahan (clothes having bursted out from the initial transformation) sent YN reeling back, which ended up reverting him back into a wolf. Wouldn't do to have that image floating around the college forums after all.

YN was able to guide Callahowl inside to wait out the moon. But in the morning, they would talk, as they made sure to tell the dog. Whether he could fully understand them or not was still up to debate, but at least he seemed to understand their tone and looked a bit chastised.

For the all of five minutes before YN relented and began to pet him again, cursing whatever entity that ruled their universe and made Callahowl such a cute dog.

FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW THIS IN THE MORNING. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER IN KIND.

First of all I am s o so jazzed to see that you, too, are mad about Werewolf!Callahan like me!! XDD And 'Callahowl'???? OMG perfect XDDD Second of all-

YOUR FIC HERE. IT IS MAKING ME INSANE. Y/N being affectionate with this wolfie that loves her even though they have a sort of temperamental relationship when he's human?? 'Mate is caring for him after so long after all...'- this this this!!! Because like??- thats Aaron and Y/N loves Aaron. They do. But usually they cant show him that, because he's an ass and it would kill them- and he cant show it to them either because, again, he's a total ass-- but in this form??? His underlying desire for affection from them (His mate!! <3) comes out and Y/N doesn't have to worry about teasing (or worse) ^^

I also love your detail that his muzzle is lighter to show his age!!

Thank you so so much for sharing this!!!!!!!! ^^ I wanna write for Callahowl so so bad and one day I will XD I swear XD For now though here are some imagines for you, too!! In these, Y/N is actually his student but the relationship is basically the same apart from that.

Werewolf!Professor Aaron Callahan x Fem!Student!Reader || Imagines

Plot: Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon.

Warnings: There are smut imagines at the end that involve male masturbation topics as well as sex, and breeding ref's.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon appearing in class dishevelled. His short hair unbrushed and ruffled like he's been constantly running his fingers through it, his shirt unbuttoned at the top, his jacket clenched at his side in his hand instead of on like it just got way too hot despite it being the middle of November, his glasses constantly crooked from rubbing his wild eyes.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon only being calm when its just the two of you. When, after class, you stay back to check on him in the office. He slumps on the corner of his desk and watches you with a certain warmth you've never seen on him before. You fix his glasses and his hair, and his eyes fall shut at the feeling for half a moment before he can pull himself together. You offer him his blazer before you leave, and he takes it simply because you offered it, wanting to hold onto you in any way he can, but only holding it in his hands as you leave instead of pulling it on.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon getting snippier and snippier with students, breathing heavily through his nose and rolling his eyes up to the sky and looking dangerously close to throwing things- but not to you. Not towards his mate (Not that you know you're that).

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon making a guy in your class with you, who was arguing con to your pro in a hypothetical court topic feel dumb and mortified in front of the whole class. He told the guy to oppose you (Its a regular law class activity!) but it turns out to be too much for him- he cant handle it. He has to stick up for you, protect you. And its nasty, and unfair, and awful, and everyone in the room feels the aftershock of it. Luckily, he's still him enough to brush it off and move on, but you're looking at him like he's insane the rest of the class and he knows he fucked up.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon making up excuses why he's acting the way he is and why he keeps cancelling on you and they just keep getting worse. He's a smart guy, he's actually scary he's so smart, but now he's acting like an idiot and you're actually getting kindof concerned. You ask him, genuinely, if he's okay?

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon looking up and to the door any time you walk through it, looking over at you like he knew it was you who came in even if its too loud in the room for him to have heard the door even open and he had no way of knowing when you were going to get there. Because he's so tuned in to your scent, and his nose is so sensitive this time of month.

~ Hornycanons from here ~

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon getting hornier the closer his transformation closes in on him.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon having to cover his mouth with his hand tight and hang up quick when you call because the bulge in his pants grew at record speed hearing you and he's going to moan if he stays; the sweet sound of your voice making him painfully turned on.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon having to jerk off under his desk during lunch. You stay back to check on him, he takes his blazer from you, and then he sits down slowly and takes out his red headed, leaking cock to quickly pump one out; riding the high or your lingering scent and your voice in his head and the feel of your fingers on his hair just before.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon having to excuse himself to go to the bathroom more often just in order to jerk off and keep his shit together.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon who will fuck all night if you come to stay over. He'll fuck you against the wall when you come in, he'll fuck you on the couch, he'll fuck you all night in bed. He tries to bang it out, make the rest of his week easier, but thats not how it works.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon who has to fight himself not to fucking cum in you, goddamnit. He doesn't want kids, he tells himself over and over. He doesn't want kids, he doesn't want kids. But the wolf in him desperately wants to fill you with pups. Luckily Cal's just strong enough to control that. Just.

Werewolf!Callahan in the days leading up to the full moon who is just a mess, and completely enamoured with you, and desperately wanting to hide it from you.

[antics-of-a-spiteful-stickbug]

When I shuffled my liked songs this morning, 'Blood in the Water' started playing

I shot out of bed immediately, on pure instinct, fueled by a newfound - although brief - determination to crush my competition and become the greatest lawyer the world has ever known

Callahan didn't even have time to finish the words "law career", maybe I should make it my alarm sound

[notoobright]

Legally Blonde | April 3, 2007 (First Preview) | Broadway, Palace Theatre, New York City, NY 

Laura Bell Bundy (Elle Woods), Christian Borle (Emmett Forrest), Richard H Blake (Warner Huntington III), Orfeh (Paulette), Kate Shindle (Vivienne Kensington), Nikki Snelson (Brooke Wyndham/Shandi), Michael Rupert (Professor Callahan), Annaleigh Ashford (Margot), Leslie Kritzer (Serena), DeQuina Moore (Pilar), Andy Karl (Kyle/Grandmaster Chad/Dewey), Amber Efe (Judge/Saleswoman), Natalie Joy Johnson (Veronica/Enid), Kate Wetherhead (Kate/Chutney), Noah Weisberg (Aaron)

FORMAT: MP3 Tracked

[beyondtheblonde]

Legally Blonde - Pre-Broadway/San Francisco

February 13, 2007 | Unknown’s master Format: VOB (with smalls)

Cast: Laura Bell Bundy (Elle Woods), Christian Borle (Emmett Forrest), Richard H Blake (Warner Huntington III), Orfeh (Paulette), Kate Shindle (Vivienne Kensington), Nikki Snelson (Brooke Wyndham/Shandi), Michael Rupert (Professor Callahan), Annaleigh Ashford (Margot), Leslie Kritzer (Serena), DeQuina Moore (Pilar), Andy Karl (Kyle/Grandmaster Chad/Dewey), Natalie Joy Johnson (Veronica/Enid), Kate Wetherhead (Kate/Chutney)

[oohlordhealthisbike]

Open for bootleg trading~

Hello all! I am posting my bootleg list here for now as a temporary list until I get my website up and running- I am open to trading! I’m mainly looking for any Cats production- preferably English or Dutch but any musical would be nice to have and expand my collection. 

Addams Family - Broadway - March 12, 2010

FORMAT: .VOB w/o smalls

CAST:Nathan Lane (Gomez Addams), Bebe Neuwirth (Morticia Addams), Terrence Mann (Mal Beineke), Carolee Carmello (Alice Beineke), Kevin Chamberlin (Uncle Fester), Jackie Hoffman (Grandma), Zachary James (Lurch), Wesley Taylor (Lucas Beineke), Krysta Rodriguez (Wednesday Addams), Adam Riegler (Pugsley Addams)

NOTES: Video quality isn't the best, and audio is sometimes on the softer side. Still a very entertaining show.

Anastasia - Broadway - September 6, 2017

FORMAT: (VOBs w/ smalls)

CAST: Christy Altomare (Anastasia), Derek Klena (Dmitry), John Bolton (Vlad), Ramin Karimloo (Gleb), Caroline O'Connor (Lily), Mary Beth Peil (Maria Feodorovna), Zach Adkins, Sissy Bell, Lauren Blackman, Kyle Brown, Janet Dickinson, Constantine Germanacos, Wes Hart, Ken Krugman, Shina Ann Morris, James A. Pierce III, Molly Rushing, Nicole Scimerca, Johnny Stellard, Allison Walsh (Ensemble)

Aladdin - Broadway, 2014-Nov-05 (SunsetBlvd79‘s master)

Format: VOB + smalls (7.58 GB)

CAST: Adam Jacobs (Aladdin), Courtney Reed (Jasmine), Merwin Foard (s/b Jafar), Michael James Scott (s/b Genie)

NOTES: Beautiful HD capture of latest Disney Broadway offering. Great to see the changes from the Toronto tryout. Michael and Merwin do terrific jobs as Genie and Jafar.

Beauty and the Beast New Zealand April 2006 - Proshot

Format: .VOB w/ smalls

Cast: Jade Steele, Russell Dixon, Glen Drake, Rob Ormsby, Gladys Hope

NOTES: Only the first act & first part of act two! 

Beauty and the Beast (Disney) - Broadway - July 27, 2007 (Unknown's video master)

CAST: Anneliese van der Pol (Belle), Steve Blanchard (Beast/Prince), Jamie Ross (Maurice), Chris Hoch (Gaston), David DeVries (Lumière), Jeanne Lehman (Mrs. Potts), Glenn Rainey (Cogsworth), Ann Mandrella (Babette), Trevor Braun (Chip), Aldrin Gonzalez (Le Fou)

NOTES: Two days before the show closed on Broadway. Good amount of closeups and good quality filmed from the mid-mezzanine; there is a railing issue for a while in Act 1 but the taper improves. 'Me', 'Gaston' and 'Be Our Guest' are all predominantly missing and recording stopped for some time after 'Gaston', which created a little jump in the timeline to where Maurice gets thrown out of the tavern. Still a nice video with great closeups of the last Broadway cast.

Beauty and the Beast - Music Theatre of Wichita (2016)

FORMAT: .VOB w/ Smalls

CAST: Catherine Charlebois, Thaddeus Pearson, Johnny Stellard, Steve Hitchcock, James Beaman, Katie Banks-Todd, Karen L. Robu, Lexis Danca, James Heinrichs, Timothy W. Robu, Tanner Pflueger, John Boldenow

Notes: Pro-Shot. Filmed using one camera on a tripod with excellent clear picture and sound.

Cats - Hamburg - August 21, 1999 (Unknown's video master)

FORMAT: MP4 (2.9 GB) CAST: Julia Howson (Grizabella), Stefano Bontempi (Alonzo), Sean McGrath (Admetus/Macavity), Daymon Montaigne Jones (Bill Bailey/Tumblebrutus), Donna Hagan (Bombalurina), Lachlan Youngberg (Bustopher Jones/Gus/Growltiger), Marie Dumas (Cassandra), Valentino McKinney (Coricopat), Juliann Kuchocki (Demeter), Marni Raab (Jellylorum), Nadja Solovieva (Jennyanydots), Clinten Pearce (Mr. Mistoffelees), Deon Ridley (Mungojerrie), Matthew Pike (Munkustrap), Werner Kraus (Old Deuteronomy), Adrianne Richards (Rumpleteazer), Siegmar Tonk (Rum Tum Tugger), Japheth Myers (Skimbleshanks), Angela Roczkov (Tantomile), Rebecca Sutherland (Victoria), Damian Kacperski (Pouncival), Tracey Packham (Sillabub) NOTES: very good quality for the time! Great audio as well. 

Cats - Broadway Revival - August 13, 2016 (Unknown's video master)

FORMAT: .VOB w/o Smalls

STAGE: Broadway

CAST: Leona Lewis (Grizabella), Giuseppe Bausilio (Carbucketty), Kim Faure (Demeter), Lili Froehlich (Electra), Sara Jean Ford (Jellylorum), Eloise Kropp (Jennyanydots), Ricky Ubeda (Mr. Mistoffelees), Andy Huntington Jones (Munkustrap), Quentin Earl Darrington (Old Deuteronomy), Shonica Gooden (Rumpleteazer), Tyler Hanes (Rum Tum Tugger), Jeremy Davis (Skimbleshanks)

NOTES: Some people walking across the image for a few seconds during Jennyanydots and Rum Tum Tugger's number. Sometimes a head is visible but not obstructing the action. Almost no white-outs with very good video quality. Audio is very crisp as well. Filmed from a higher seat, but zooms are excellently done and fluent. Overal an amazing bootleg!

Cats - Sixth National Tour - March 15, 2019 (thehouseonsunset's video master)

CAST: Keri René Fuller (Grizabella), Phillip Deceus (Alonzo), Tyler John Logan (Admetus/Macavity), Devin Neilson (Bill Bailey/Tumblebrutus), Lexie Plath (Bombalurina), Timothy Gulan (Bustopher Jones/Gus/Growltiger), Mariah Reives (Cassandra), PJ DiGaetano (Coricopat), Liz Schmitz (Demeter), Maria Failla (u/s Jellylorum), Emily Jeanne Phillips (Jennyanydots), Tion Gaston (Mr. Mistoffelees), Tony D'Alelio (Mungojerrie), Dan Hoy (Munkustrap), Brandon Micheal Nase (Old Deuteronomy), Rose Iannaccone (Rumpleteazer), McGee Maddox (Rum Tum Tugger), Ethan Saviet (Skimbleshanks), Halli Tolland (Tantomile), Laura K Kaufman (u/s Victoria), Anthony Zas (Pouncival), Ahren Victory (Sillabub)

NOTES: Audio is soft in some parts and has a shaky camera. Good video though, nice zooms and high quality. 

Cats 1998 Film - (Pro-shot).

FORMAT: MP4 CAST: Elaine Paige (Grizabella), John Mills (Gus the Theatre Cat), Ken Page (Old Deuteronomy), Rosemarie Ford (Bombalurina), Michael Gruber (Munkustrap), John Partridge (Rum Tum Tugger), Aeva May (Demeter), Geoffrey Garratt (Skimbleshanks), James Barron (Bustopher Jones), Jo Gibb (Rumpleteazer), Drew Varley (Mungojerrie), Susie McKenna (Jennyanydots), Jacob Brent (Mistoffelees), Susan Jane Tanner (Jellylorum), Phyllida Crowley Smith (Victoria). NOTES: pro-shot version of the musical. Multiple cameras and HD video and audio. 

Cinderella - Broadway - March 2, 2013

FORMAT: VOB + smalls

CAST: Laura Osnes (Ella), Santino Fontana (Prince Topher), Victoria Clark (Fairy Godmother), Harriet Harris (Evil Stepmother), Ann Harada (Charlotte)

NOTES: Very good view of the stage, sometimes zooms are a bit slow but it's not bothersome. Very enjoyable experience.

Evita - Costa Mesa - December 14, 2013

FORMAT: (VOBs w/ Smalls)

CAST: Caroline Bowman (Eva), John Riddle (u/s Che), Sean MacLaughlin (Peron), Krystina Alabado (Mistress), Christopher Johnstone (Magaldi)

Kinky Boots - Broadway - May 26, 2017 (Opening Night) (Audio)

CAST: Brendon Urie (Charlie Price)

FORMAT: M4A

NOTES: Brendon is amazing in the role, the audio is not really HD, but it’s still really fun to listen to, especially for P!ATD fans like me haha. 

Legally Blonde - Broadway - 2007-Oct-25

Format: VOB no smalls (4.11 GB)

CAST: Becky Gulsvig (u/s Elle Woods), Andy Karl (u/s Emmett Forrest), Richard H Blake (Warner Huntington III), Orfeh (Paulette), Kate Shindle (Vivienne Kensington), Nikki Snelson (Brooke Wyndham/Shandi), Michael Rupert (Professor Callahan), Haven Burton (Margot), Tracy Jai Edwards (Serena), Asmeret Ghebremichael (Pilar), Matthew Risch (u/s Kyle/Grandmaster Chad/Dewey), Natalie Joy Johnson (Veronica/Enid), Kate Wetherhead (Kate/Chutney), Rod Harrelson (u/s Carlos)

NOTES: Great capture of the two understudies in the role. Shot from the orchestra with amazing shots. Starts in the middle of 'Omigod You Guys'.

Les Misérables - West End - November, 2018 (NYCG8R's master)

FORMAT: VOB (with smalls) (SD)

CAST: Dean Chisnall (Jean Valjean), Bradley Jaden (Javert), Carley Stenson (Fantine), Amara Okereke (Cosette), Toby Miles (Marius), Elena Skye (Éponine), Samuel Edwards (Enjolras), James Hume (u/s Thénardier), Vivien Parry (Madame Thénardier), Logan Clark (Gavroche), Andrew York (u/s The Bishop), Adam Filipe (u/s Grantaire), Barnaby Hughes (Combeferre), Joe Vetch (Feuilly), Oliver Brenin (s/w Courfeyrac), Ben Tyler (Jean Prouvaire), James Nicholson (Joly), Andrew York (Lesgles), Adam Bayjou (Brujon), Ciaran Bowling (s/w Babet), Sam Harrison (Claquesous), Ciaran Joyce (Montparnasse), Adam Bayjou (Factory Foreman), Anna McGarahan (Factory Girl), Anna McGarahan (Crone), Sam Harrison (Bamatabois), Ben Tyler (Pimp), Barnaby Hughes (Fauchelevent), Adam Bayjou (Champmathieu), Ciaran Bowling (s/w Major Domo)

Les Misérables - The All-Star Staged Concert - December 2, 2019 (Closing Night) (Pro-Shot's master)

FORMAT: MKV (HD)*

CAST: Alfie Boe (Jean Valjean), Michael Ball (Javert), Carrie Hope Fletcher (Fantine), Lily Kerhoas (Cosette), Rob Houchen (Marius), Shan Ako (Éponine), Bradley Jaden (Enjolras), Matt Lucas (Thénardier), Katy Secombe (Madame Thénardier), Earl Carpenter (The Bishop), Raymond Walsh (Grantaire), Craig Mather (Combeferre), Vinny Coyle (Feuilly), Niall Sheehy (Courfeyrac), James Nicholson (Jean Prouvaire), Ciaran Joyce (Joly), Andrew York (Lesgles), Leo Roberts (Brujon), Stephen Matthews (Babet), Oliver Jackson (Claquesous), Adam Bayjou (Montparnasse), Gavin James (Factory Foreman), Celia Graham (Factory Girl), Tamsin Dowsett (Crone), Earl Carpenter (Bamatabois), Oliver Jackson (Pimp)

NOTES: The digitally released proshot, edited differently to the live cinema stream.

Les Miserables - Broadway - Feb. 17, 2007

FORMAT: VOB + smalls

CAST: Alexander Gemignani (Jean Valjean), Norm Lewis (Javert), Daphne Rubin-Vega (Fantine), Gary Beach (Thenardier), Jenny Galloway (Mme Thenardier), Celia Kennan-Bolger (Eponine), Ali Ewoldt (Cosette), Adam Jacobs (Marius), Drew Sarich (u/s Enjolras)

Little Shop of Horrors - Encores! Off-Center-New York City Center, 2015-July-1 (Opening Night) (NYCG8R's video master)

Format: VOB + smalls (4.21 GB)

CAST: Jake Gyllenhaal (Seymour), Ellen Greene (Audrey), Joe Grifasi (Mushnik), Taran Killam (Orin), Eddie Cooper (Audrey II), Marva Hicks (Crystal), Ramona Keller (Ronnette), Tracy Nicole Chapman (Chiffon)

NOTES: Opening Night filmed from the very back of City Center, so there is some spotlight washout that's never too bad and a head that's shot well around.

Phantom Of the Opera - US Tour - August 12, 2015 (Unknown master)

FORMAT: VOBs w/ Smalls)

Chris Mann, Katie Travis, Storm Lineberger, Jacquelynne Fontaine, Edward Staudenmayer, David Benoit, Anne Kanengeiser, Frank Viveros, Morgan Cowling, Mark Emerson, Eric Ruiz, Edward Juvier, Dan Debenport, David Foley Jr., Allan Snyder, Christy Morton

Spider-Man - Turn off the Dark - Broadway - October 14, 2012

FORMAT: (VOBs)

CAST: Matthew James Thomas (alt. Peter Parker/Spiderman), Kristen Martin (u/s Mary Jane), Robert Cuccioli (Green Goblin), Katrina Lenk (Arachne).

NOTES: Post-Changes

The Book of Mormon - UK & Ireland Tour - 2019 (Rumpel's master-RARE)

FORMAT: .VOB (no smalls) (HD)

CAST: Kevin Douglas Clay (Elder Price), Connor Peirson (Elder Cunningham), Nicole-Lily Baisden (Nabulungi), Will Hawksworth (Elder McKinley), Ewen Cummins (Mafala Hatimbi), Thomas Vernal (General), David Brewis (Cunningham’s Dad), Tre Copeland-Williams (Doctor), Johnathan Tweedie (Prices Dad/Joseph Smith/Mission President), Cleopatra Isaac (Mrs Brown), Jemal Felix (Guard), Lukin Simmonds (Guard), Alex James-Hatton, David Brewis, Evan James, Fergal McGoff, George Crawford, Isaac Hesketh, Jed Berry

NOTES: One of the best videos of this show out there. Recorded from the right wing, doesn't miss any action. High quality video and excellent sound. Kevin is a very good Elder Price.

The Book of Mormon - Chicago - December 23, 2012 (SunsetBlvd79's master)

FORMAT:  VOB (with smalls) (HD)CAST: Nic Rouleau (Elder Price), Ben Platt (Elder Cunningham), Syesha Mercado (Nabulungi), Pierce Cassedy (Elder McKinley), James Vincent Meredith (Mafala Hatimbi), Christopher Shyer (Mission President), David Aron Damane (General)

The Book of Mormon - Broadway - March 1, 2011 (Preview) (NYCG8R's master)

FORMAT:  VOB (no smalls) (SD)

CAST: Andrew Rannells (Elder Price), Josh Gad (Elder Cunningham), Nikki M James (Nabulungi), Rory O’Malley (Elder McKinley), Michael Potts (Mafala Hatimbi), Lewis Cleale (Mission President)

Wicked - Broadway, 2013-May-12 (Lanelle's master)

Format:  M2TS (HD) - (24.02 GB)

CAST: Willemijn Verkaik (Elphaba), Katie Rose Clarke (Glinda), Kyle Dean Massey (Fiyero), Adam Grupper (The Wizard), Randy Danson (Madame Morrible), Catherine Charlebois (Nessarose), F Michael Haynie (Boq), John Schiappa (Doctor Dillamond)

NOTES: Filmed from the right orchestra, at a slight angle, but excellent quality. The taper originally released this as a blu-ray, 2-disc DVDs and 1-disc DVD, so make sure to get the version that best suits your needs.

Wicked - May 12, 2013 (Lanelle's master RIP WITH SUBS)

FORMAT: .MKV w/o Smalls, With English & Chinese Subtitles

CAST: Willemijn Verkaik (Elphaba), Katie Rose Clarke (Glinda), Kyle Dean Massey (Fiyero), Adam Grupper (The Wizard), Randy Danson (Madame Morrible), Catherine Charlebois (Nessarose), F Michael Haynie (Boq), John Schiappa (Doctor Dillamond)

NOTES: Warning- Moderate quality. Some quality of the original master has been lost through conversion from blue-ray to MKV. Has English and Chinese subtitles. Audio is great and video sometimes has some white-outs. 

Wicked - Broadway - January 2nd, 2015 (unknown master)

FORMAT: VOB w/o Smalls

CAST: Caroline Bowman (Elphaba), Kara Lindsay (Glinda), Matt Shingledecker (Fiyero), Tom McGowan (The Wizard), Kathy Fitzgerald (Madame Morrible), Robin de Jesus (Boq), Arielle Jacobs (Nessarose), Timothy Britten Parker (Dr. Dillamond)

NOTES: The camera moves a bit but follows the actors well. Some parts are a bit washed out but the audio is good. 

Wicked - Broadway, May 28, 2006 (Unkown master)

FORMAT: VOB w/o SmallsCAST: Eden Espinosa (Elphaba), Megan Hilty (Glinda) Derrick Williams (Fiyero), David Garrison (The Wizard), Carol Kane (Madame Morrible), Jenna Leigh Green (Nessarose)

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If you’re interested, please don’t hesitate to contact me! Like I said I would love any cats bootleg- especially the older ones in English and Dutch from like the 80′s till the 00′s. I am also looking for more diversity in my list- and I’m also looking for the classics- Dear Evan Hansen, Falsetto’s, some more Phantom Of the Opera, Mean Girls, Legally Blond, etc... 

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Like I just found it and he makes these videos wishing people a happy weekend and it’s just so pure