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writing-wh0re · 4 years

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Pure Mindless Vandalism Chapter One -

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Fred Weasley x Fem!Reader (Slytherin energy)

Word Count: 960

Warnings For Series: Smut 18+, Violence, Hints Of Abuse (Parental + Umbridge) Both Female and Male Receiving Oral, fluff, angst, mild jealousy.

Warnings for Chapter: Smut 18+, fluff, Umbridge (because she deserves a warning).

Spells Used In Chapter: Imperius Curse - makes target obey every command.

KEY: y/n (your name) y/l/n (your last name) y/h (your house)

Message me if you’d like to be tagged in the series!

“Darling, you have to keep quiet.” Fred whispers as I bite my lip to keep my moans in. “God you feel so good wrapped around me.” He praises as I keep my legs hooked around his waist, my head falling back against the bathroom mirror of the prefect's bathroom.

“I’m close Freddie.” I whimper as Fred starts to rub my clit, causing him to hiss as my walls tighten around his dick.

“Excuse me!” Umbridge bellows as we both freeze. “Disgraceful!” Umbridge continues as Fred and I quickly adjust our clothing to shield ourselves from the worst person to ever exist. “What do you two think you’re doing?” Umbridge asks as I jump off the sink, having composed myself and fixed my clothing.

“I’d feel really uncomfortable having to explain sex to you.” I say as Umbridge raises her wand at me, Fred covering his mouth as he chuckles at my response.

“You’re a disgrace to your family Miss Y/L/N, sleeping with a blood traitor.” I tense at the blood traitor remark, noticing Fred’s jaw clench, narrowing his eyes as Umbridge smirks knowing she's hit a nerve with both of us. Before we can make further comments she giggles. “Detention for both of you, disgraceful and disgusting. Off to bed, now.” Umbridge states, still having her wand held towards me.

“Can’t think of a spell? Unfortunate.” I spit as I walk past her.

“Imperio!” I hear Umbridge cast as Fred pulls me against him by my forearm.

“She’s not a bloody puppet!” Fred yells as he laces our fingers together, running out of the bathroom with me. Fred and I run through the halls of Hogwarts, Umbridge calling after us drawing attention to the situation as we run faster. We round a corner as I halt to a stop as I grab a fistfull of Freds sweater, kissing him hard as he kisses me back.

“I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“No, stay in my dorm with me.” Fred says quickly as I toss up his idea.

“You’re only making this worse for yourselves!” Umbridge screams as I hear a second pair of footsteps. “Run after them you imbecile!” We hear Umbridge yell to the second person as their footsteps begin to run.

“Filch.” We say in unison recognizing the slight hop in the run.

“Fine, I’ll be a Gryfindor for a night.” I smirk as Fred smiles, grabbing my hand and pulling me behind him as we run to the tower.

We make it inside Fred’s dorm, as we attempt to catch our breath, waking up both George and Lee in the process flicking on their lamps looking at us.

“Where have you two been?”

“Y/N? Why aren’t you in the Y/H dorm?” Lee asks as Fred and I stifle laughter, still panting from our little exercise trip.

“We’re screwed.”

“We screwed.” Fred winks as I blush shoving him lightly.

“Care to explain dear brother?”

“Well, we snuck out to the prefect bathroom for some privacy.” Fred starts as George looks at Lee and wiggles his eyebrows.

“But Umbridge caught us before the finale and questioned us.”

“To which Y/N sassed her and then umbridged attempted to cast the Imperio spell on her.”

“And Freddie helped me dodge it and well we ran away.”

“Oh and we have detention.”

“Probably for the rest of our schooling lives.”

“Merlin, all that just happened?” George asks as we both nod in unison.

“But you both thought it would be a good idea for Y/N to be here instead of her dorm?” Lee questions as I pinch the bridge of my nose in slight annoyance.

“I didn’t really consider any consequences Lee, Umbridge made Filch run after us and it was a split second decision.” I shrug as George shakes his head.

“Honestly, you’re perfect for my brother.” I smile wide at George's compliment as Fred pulls me into his side, kissing my head.

“We need to sleep, we have our quidditch game tomorrow.” George says as I nod, forgetting Fred had that.

The boys turn their lamps off as Fred quickly changes into his pajama pants, I look him up and down, biting my lip as he smirks shaking his head, handing me his long sleeve pajama shirt.

“Keep it in your pants darling.” Fred whispers as I roll my eyes, quickly changing as I hear Fred whisper a ‘fuck.’

“Keep it in your pants darling.” I whisper getting in Fred’s bed, cuddling into his side as he kisses me, sliding his hand down up my leg, cupping my lace covered heat as I softly gasp.

“Shh, we don’t want to wake them do we.” Fred whispers almost too softly for me to hear. I feel my eyes flutter as I bite my lip, turning to hide my face in Fred’s neck as he plays with my wet swollen clit.

I run my hand down his bare chest, toying with the waistband of his pajama pants.

"Not me darling, let me focus on you." Fred whispers as I whimper into his neck as he continues to rub circles on my clit.

“You’re such a good girl, staying this wet for me.”

"Fuck, Freddie." I moan as Fred shushes me.

I feel my body tense as I softly bite down on Fred’s neck, earning a moan from him as I come undone, causing tingles to rush over my skin as Fred slows his circles.

"Merlin, I love you." Fred whispers, kissing my forehead.

"I love you too."

"Go to Y/Ns dorm next time, for the love of Merlin." A sleepy George groans as Fred and I laugh, hearing snores come from the furthest side, indicating Lee is asleep.

"Sorry George." We say in unison as a deep sigh fills the room.

To Be Continued….

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starlitmemes · 4 years

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Tik Tok Meme Sentence Starters

Here are a series of quotes from Tik Tok’s that stuck in my head. Most of them are just funny but there are musical quotes involved as well

"I can’t believe that its finally me and you and you and me, just us. And your friend (Insert name)”

“Gamer boy’s get so mad at me when my voice doesn’t turn out like a little anime girl. But I’m sorry my genetics said no, and you’re gonna fucking deal with it.”

“HOLD UP HOLD UP! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH! RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!......YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG? AM I WRONG?”

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“I’ll whoop yo ass......your girlfriend look like my mom”

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“Why....am....I....here.”

“Why is your dad outside....” “Lock up the house!”

“WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SNITCHED ON ME TO MY MOM?!”

“It’s just...pure mindless vandalism!”

“Are you mentally deficient?!”

“If I was mentally deficient, I would’ve missed.”

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“PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! JUST A LITTLE MORE! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT!”

“I’m going to have to put on...my.... fuckin’ double seeing glasses. Because I can’t even begin to see, the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you.”

“I was a princess doing alright, then I became a girl in the village overnight!”

“I just wanted an ice cream! The cat- the cat’s got into the freezer! GET OUT!”

“Gentlemen, the girls and the gays don’t want you. The girls and the gays want a Zuko or a Sokka. If you’re neither of those two, take a seat - NEXT CALLERRRR!

“Roses are red, I like going to bed, yknow what else is a common occurrence? Wanting to drop dead.”

“Roses are red, my mental health is unsteady, I GAVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN THE CIVIL WAR COST AND YOU FUCKIN SPENT IT ALREADY?”

“Don’t be trying to double back, I already despise you!”

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writing-wh0re · 4 years

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Pure Mindless Vandalism Chapter Two -

Chapter one.

Fred Weasley x Fem!Reader (Big Slytherin Energy)

Word Count: 1,308k

Warnings For Series: Smut 18+, Violence, Hints Of Abuse (Parental + Umbridge), Both Female and Male Receiving Oral, Fluff, Angst, Mild Jealousy.

Warnings For Chapter: Smut 18+ (Male recieving oral), Fluff, Umbridge (her quill), Mentions of Blood.

Spells Used In Chapter: Colloportus - Locking spell

Alohomora - Unlocking spell

Imperius Curse - Makes target obey every command.

Key: y/n (your name) y/l/n (your last name) y/h (your house).

Message me if you’d like to be tagged in the series!

“Darling.” My eyes flutter open, the feeling of Fred brushing hair out of my face, smiling at me as I stretch my legs out.

“Morning.” I smile as Fred kisses my head.

“The boys have stepped out for a bit, so I wanted to wake you so you could change in peace.”

“So thoughtful.” I wink standing up, slipping out of Fred’s shirt as I throw on yesterday's uniform.

“What time is the game?”

“In thirty minutes, I’m biding my time so I don’t run into umbridge and have her take me out of the game.”

“I think i’d hex her if she took that away from you.” Fred shakes his head at me smiling ear to ear, placing his finger under my chin to kiss me.

“I like when you’re threatening.” Fred mumbles against my lips as I smile.

“Is that so?”

“Mmm.” I run my hands down Fred’s chest tugging on his pants as he sucks in a breath.

“We have five minutes, right?” I question as Fred pulls his wand out pointing it at the door.

“Colloportus.”

“Clever.” I wink falling to my knees as we both fumble to get him out of his quidditch pants. I smile looking up at him as his dick springs free. I instantly swirl my tongue around the tip causing a moan to fall from his lips. I take more of him in my mouth, hollowing out my cheeks around his girth as he places a hand in my hair holding my hair out of the way to get a better view.

“You’re so beautiful.”

I moan at the praise as it vibrates around his dick, bobbing my head a little faster as I continue to suck on his length.

“Just like that baby girl.”

I wrap my hand around the middle of his dick, moving it up and down in circular motions as I continue to keep my mouth around the head.

“Fuck.” Fred moans, throwing his head back as he cums in my mouth, allowing me to swallow his hot load.

“Don’t unlock it, knock first.” I hear Lee say behind the door as a loud knock can be heard. Fred quickly zips his pants back up, adjusting himself as I stand up, wiping the side of my mouth as I throw my hair into a messy bun to try and not make it obvious.

“Alohomora.” I cast as the door unlocks, allowing for Lee and George to come into the room.

“We’re needed on the field.” George states as Fred nods. George looks between Fred and I with a knowing smirk as he shakes his head.

“You can sit next to me, if you’d like?” Lee offers oblivious as I nod.

“Sounds great.”

I follow behind the twins next to Lee as a few students in the common room look at me funny, which I can’t blame them for. I would find it odd if a Gryffindor was in my common room.

We make it to the changing stairs, rushing our way down and through the halls.

“Miss Y/L/N, stop right there.” I go wide eyed at Umbridge's voice as Fred stops.

“Don’t be an idiot, move!” I yell grabbing his forearm as we start to run, George and Lee right behind us.

I hear Umbridge mumble lowly as I turn back and see her cast a spell as we round the corner to start our run to the field.

“Y/N stop!” Umbridge bellows as my body halts.

“You’re kidding.” I sigh knowing Umbridge has cast the ‘imperius’ curse and was able to hit me. “Go, it's only detention, go.” I shoo Fred as he scoffs, hating that he can’t stay. “Win the game for me.” I wink as he smirks, turning and running to the field before Umbridge gets to me or him.

“Isn’t using curses on students against the rules? Or does that not apply to you because you aren’t actually a teacher?” I tilt my head biting the inside of my cheek as Umbridge giggles.

“You just don’t know when to stop talking do you, follow me.”

“Like I have a choice.” I smile as my body follows behind Umbridge being trapped under the curse.

“Don’t worry yourself, you’ll make it to the game to show sportsmanship for your house, I just need you to write a few lines for me.” Umbridge states as I roll my eyes ignoring her.

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Umbridge holds the door to her office open, instantly creeping me out with all the cats on the walls.

“You’re crazy.” I mumble as Umbridge tilts her head.

“Sit.” The chair gets pulled out for me as I get thrown into it.

“Now, using my quill, write these words.” My hand grabs the quill as I wait for what this pink cladded woman wants me to write.

“One mustn’t sleep with a blood traitor.”

“No.” I refuse as my hand disobeys and beings to write on the parchment in front of me. I bite my lip, tears pricking my eyes as the words cut into my skin. Hissing and wincing as the words continue to cover my hand, blood starting to drip as I look up at Umbridge.

“You enjoy hurting teenagers? Gives you a little thrill? Maybe I should’ve explained sex to you.”

“That's it! Three more lines!” Umbridge screams at me as I cry out in pain, the quill starting the next line.

After finishing the lines, I notice my hand covered in blood, two lines cut into my skin and two up my forearm. The puffy pink bitch waves her wand, the imperius curse being lifted as I rush out of the cat room without another glance in her direction, tears streaming down my face, my breath getting caught in my throat.

I go to the bathroom, running my hand and forearm under water as I bite my lip to keep my cires to a minimum the water cleaning but stinging the words.

“Oh, poor little Y/N.”

“Not in the mood Myrtle.”

“You never are, always in a foul mood or sleeping with the Weasley boy.”

“We always warn you Myrtle.”

I pat my arm dry with toilet paper as I walk out of the bathroom using my robe to cover my forearm as I make my way to try and watch the rest of the quidditch game.

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I hear the horns signalling the end to the game as Gryffindor cheers. I make my way down from the stands to wait by the locker room for Fred.

“Oi Y/N, where is your pretty little boyfriend huh?” Marcus Flint asks, looking me up and down.

“Turn around Flint.” I hear Fred state anger filling his voice as Marcus freezes.

“C’mon, she's honestly not worth the hassle.” Draco Malfoy huffs, shoving his team mate along as I narrow my eyes at them.

“Baby.” Fred wraps his arms around me as I smile hugging him tight.

“You won!”

“Anything for you.” Fred winks. “How long were they giving you a hard time for?”

“Not long.” I say looking up at Fred as he frowns, pouting slightly.

“Y/N, why have you been crying?”

“Nothing, honestly just please avoid going to detention.” I chuckle as Fred raises an eyebrow grabbing my hands to hold in his, rubbing this thumb over my skin as I wince. Causing him to look over the cut skin, pulling up my robe as he reads the words, anger washing over his features as I feel the tears fall down my face.

“Freddie.”

Fred pulls me to his chest, wrapping me in his arms as I cry into his chest. I sniffle as Fred pulls me back, holding my face in both of his hands to kiss me.

“You’re safe now baby.” Fred coos, rubbing my hair as I nod. “I’ll make her pay for hurting you, I promise.”

To Be Continued……

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writing-wh0re · 4 years

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Pure Mindless Vandalism - Chapter 4 / The End.

Fred Weasley x Fem!Reader (Big Slytherin Energy)

Word Count: 3,390 - bit long.

Warnings For Series: Smut 18+, Violence, Hints Of Abuse (Parental + Umbridge), Both Female and Male Receiving Oral, Fluff, Angst, Mild Jealousy.

Warnings For Chapter: Smut 18+, Umbridge, Abuse, Language, Angst (?), Female Receiving Oral, Unprotected Vaginal Sex.

Spells Used In Chapter:

Imperio - makes target obey every command.

Episkey - “Healing spell.”

Key: y/n (your name) y/l/n (your last name) y/h (your house).

A/n: This is the end of Pure Mindless Vandalism, I tried to finish it well and make it open to what you think would happen. I have loved writing this and the amount of support you have all given me is incredible. Thank you x I’m thinking of the next series, would you like it to be an Draco Malfoy one, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers? Open to all suggestions. Love ya x

P.s. All feedback is appriciated, likes and reblogs are wonderful.

Please do not copy or edit my work.

Pure Mindless Vandalism - Chapter 4.

“It will be easy.”

I look up at Fred who nods in response to George’s plan.

“You do realise it will only cause more problems right?”

I smile at Lee’s concern knowing the twins don’t typically care for discipline or the consequences their actions may have.

“That’s no worry to us, we’re leaving soon anyway.”

“Leaving?” I look up at Fred who narrows his eyes at George, I flick my eyes to George who looks as if he’s seen a ghost. “What do you mean by leaving? Like for the holidays?” I throw questions at the twins, my heart beat quickening as Fred sighs.

“Give us a minute?”

Lee and George stand without another word as they walk out of the shared dorm, leaving Fred and I in complete silence.

“Freddie..”

“Baby, come sit next to me, please.”

I sit next to Fred on his bed as he places his hand on my thigh, my heart still facing inside my chest as I wait for him to continue.

“I’m not staying to finish my time at Hogwarts, I was only considering staying to take care of you.”

“Take care of me? I appreciate the concern but I think I can take care of myself, did you consider telling me about this, before now or would you have waited until there was no coming back?” I feel sadness and anger wash over me as I cross my arms.

“You would have known soon enough, George and I can finally chase our dream of opening the joke shop, I didn’t think you’d be so against it.”

“Fred, against it? Seriously? I’m not against the joke shop at all, I’m more concerned that you didn’t want to tell your girlfriend until after the fact.”

“I don’t want you to keep me back here.” The moment those words fall from his lips regret fills his face as I feel my breath hitch.

“So I’m holding you back? For fucksake Fred, you’re making this sound like a breakup.”

I stand up as he grabs my wrist.

“That just came out wrong, I didn’t want you to keep me here because you want me to graduate beside you.”

I scoff as I wiggle out of his grip, “That doesn’t even make sense to me, when you figure out what you want to stay, come find me.” I open the dorm door as George and Lee pretend to look busy as I walk past the pair and head out of the common room.

I look around the halls of hogwarts, most students appearing to be zombies as they keep their heads down and walk to their designated classes. I walk through the corridor as I hear Umbridge's voice, I roll my eyes as I turn and walk into the girls bathroom, deciding to gather my thoughts in here rather than in Umbridge’s office.

I place my hands on the sides of the sink as I look at my reflection.

“Doesn’t want me to keep him here because I want him to graduate beside me?” I whisper attempting to figure out what he was trying to say.

“Not going to graduate, I didn’t graduate.” I hear her slightly whiny voice speak as she floats beside me.

“We are in slightly different scenarios Myrtle.”

“You know it was a terrible time for me, watching all my classmates leave, but now i'm stuck between these walls.”

“Must have been hard for you.”

I turn my body as I pull myself up onto the counter, resting against the mirror like I had many times, except this time his red hair isn’t laced between my fingers and his tongue isn’t circling my clit.

“Do you love the Weasley boy?”

I turn my head so I’m facing Myrtle as she tilts hers waiting for my response.

“Yes, he is the first boy I’ve ever loved.”

“And how long have you been together? I know you’ve been catching up in here for quite some time.”

I smirk at Myrtle as a slightly blush creeps across my cheeks.

“Since our fourth year.”

Myrtle’s eyebrows raise as her mouth falls open slightly.

“I am shocked, I did not expect you two to have been together for so long.”

I nod softly, a sigh falling from my lips as Myrtle giggles causing me to raise my eyebrows at the younger ghost.

“You should follow him.”

“What?”

“You say you love this boy and I can tell you don’t enjoy class otherwise you wouldn’t be here with me, so follow him.”

“Myrtle this is his and George’s dream, I can’t just piggy back on it.”

“Mr Weasley loves you, sadly I have seen what you two do in my bathroom.”

“I am sorry for that Myrtle, we do tell you before doing anything.”

Myrtle tuts as she floats away to stand in front of me.

“Out, go and talk to him.”

“If I leave, I’ll miss you Myrtle.” I smirk as the see through girl crosses her arms as she disappears into the air.

“Relationship advice from Myrtle.” I mumble and shake my head as I walk out of the bathroom,I check both ways before walking out into the hall my pace faster than usual as I don’t want to get caught by the pink cladded bitch. I turn my neck to look over my shoulder as I run into something, rather someone.

“Princess.” My heart swells as I wrap my arms around Fred, holding each other in the middle of the corridor, our hug is broken as we hear a swarm of footsteps begin to echo. Fred grabs my hand as he opens one of Filch’s many broom closets, pulling me inside as the door clicks closed.

His hands are instantly on my face as our lips lock together, moving in sync against one another with practice rhythm. I place my hands on his chest as I fist his sweater pulling him closer.

“Freddie.” I breathlessly moan as he groans against my lips. “Wait.” Fred pulls away from me searching my eyes for doubt as I smile. “I want to go with you. I’m sorry for overreacting.”

Fred’s features light up like a christmas tree, the smile that covers his face unhidable as he kisses me.

“Please, I want nothing more than to have you by my side.”

“Would George be okay with it?”

“He’s going to have to be, I’m sorry for the way I said things before.”

I shake my head as I kiss his soft lips.

“Show me how sorry.” I wink as he nods eagerly, his lips wandering down my jaw to my neck as he sucks on my sweet spot. His hand wanders under my skirt as he cups my panties chuckling against my skin as he feels how damp the fabric is. His fingers slide past the lace as I gasp, his finger brushing against my clit as I tangle my fingers in his hair. A moan falls from my lips as he kisses back up my neck, looking into my eyes as my face twists with pleasure.

“Oh Freddie.” A smirk creeps across his features as he sinks to his knees, I rest my back against the wall as he places one of my legs over his shoulder, his fingers leaving my clit as I whimper causing him to chuckle as he pulls the lace of my panties to the side, licking a long soft line up my pussy. A moan slips past my lips as he tongue plays with my swollen bud, I cover my mouth as a waterfall of gasps and moans fall from my lips. Fred continues to lick and lightly suck my clit as my legs shake slightly, his fingers slide inside me as the sounds of my wetness fill the small room. I bite my lip as our eyes lock, throwing my head back as he curls his fingers, rubbing my slick walls perfectly. My fingers run through his hair as I grind my hips against his tongue, a moan escaping him as it vibrates around me perfectly.

“Shit, I’m going to cum.”

Fred continues to skilfully play with my clit as I arch my back off the wall, my legs shaking softly as I cum around his fingers. He stands up instantly undoing his belt and pants as I unbutton my shirt, my bra cladded boobs on show as he moans, kissing my cleavage as I giggle softly. He bends down and places his hands under my thighs, picking me up as my legs wrap around his waist for extra support. I reach down and pump his cock a few times before guiding him to my entrance as he slides deep inside me, both of us hissing in pleasure.

“Always so tight for me.”

Fred starts to move his hips as my arms rest on his shoulders, my nails digging into his skin as he fucks me against the wall. His hands grip and massage my ass as I slightly rock my hips against his, I slide a finger past my lips as Fred’s eyes lock onto my actions, I smirk as I swirl my tongue around my middle finger. I close my lips around it as I suck earning a moan from Fred as I take the finger out of my mouth, placing it on my swollen clit as I rub fast circles. My walls clench around his cock as he picks up his pace. I hiss at the sensitivity from my last orgasm as he hits my walls at a new angle.

“You’re so big Freddie.” I whimper as he smirks at my words, his lips brushing against mine.

“It’s all fucking yours.” Butterflies erupt inside me at his words as I feel the band tighten inside me.

“I’m close.”

Fred doesn’t answer as he continues to thrust into me, his cock twitching as I arch my back, my cleavage falling in his face as he kisses and sucks the skin, cuming inside my tight pussy with a loud moan.

We quickly compose ourselves as I smile at him.

“So, when do you plan on leaving?”

“Just before Easter break, we’ve found a space for the joke shop and there’s an apartment just down the road.” I watch his face light up with excitement as he explains the details to me.

“Now you’re sure George is okay with me joining you?”

“Why don’t we go and ask him.” I nod as Fred takes my hand in his, checking the coast is clear before walking out in the corridor with me. As we round the corner a white flash of light is cast towards us as our bodies separate, my body hitting the right stone wall as Fred’s collides with the left. I huff out in pain as the wind is knocked from my lungs, I look over at Fred who’s holding his shoulder, his eyes fixated on me.

“Detention, with my two favourite students.” My eyes roll at the sound of her voice as Fred narrows his eyes toward the evil woman. “Come along.” With the wave of her wand our bodies follow behind her.

“The imperius curse again, you’re becoming predictable.”

Umbridge spins around walking up to me so we are face to face.

“Don’t make me discipline you like your father used to.”

“Oh that I can handle, you don’t look like you could hit too hard.” I look over at Fred who sucks his teeth, shaking his head at my antics as a clap fills the air, my cheek stinging.

“Y/n.”

“Didn’t you used to be a beater for your quidditch team? Can’t even take a hit.”

“Fucking bitch.” I hear Fred spit as Umbridge walks over to him.

“I’ll give you lines first, make your pretty little girlfriend watch.” Umrbidge smirks at me as my eyes water, the sting in my cheek going un soothed as I have no control over my body.

“Baby, are you okay?” Fred whispers low as I nod not trusting my voice as we continue to follow behind Umbridge to her office, to every other student it looks as if we are following the rules for once.

The moment we step into her office the cats on the walls start to meow as I feel a shiver run down my spin, the room giving me the creeps.

“Sit.” Both chairs pull out as our bodies get thrown into them.

“Now, Mr Weasley I will be needing only two lines from you today and I would like you to write with my quill.” Umbridge gestures to the parchment and feather quill in front of him as he scoffs, his body following the directions.

“Oh yeah because I have a choice right now.”

Umbridge giggles as she looks at me. “Write these words, Filthy Blood Traitors Must Die.”

Fred hisses as his hand starts to write the words on the parchment his skin breaking as they begin to carve into him. I flick my eyes away from the situation as they slightly well up with tears.

“Now you my dear.”

I keep my eyes off Umbridge as she tuts.

“Look at me.” My body betrays me as they fall onto her, out of the corner of my eye I spot Fred’s hand covered in the words and fresh blood covering the surface. “Let me remember, you told people about your father’s whereabouts, correct?” I bite my lip keeping the words in as Umbridge tilts her head looking at me. “Y/n, I asked you a question, are you the reason they threw your father in Azkaban?”

“Yes.”

“That was such a silly thing to do, he loves you so much.”

“Fucking weird way to show it.”

“Zip!” Umbridge yells at Fred as he rolls his eyes.

“Now, you get a choice with your punishment, you can write six lines or a letter to your father apologizing for your behaviour and explaining how you will personally kill all blood traitors in his name.”

“I’m sorry what?”

Umbridge giggles a wicked smile plastered on her face as she turns her back to us, my eyes falling onto Fred’s his holding so much anger inside.

“I made a mistake, you don’t get a choice.”

My eyes flick around the room frantically, worry filling my chest as Umbridge turns to face us.

“Now write, Dear Father.” My hand picks up the quill as it starts to write on the parchment, the words cutting into my hand as I whimper. Fred looks away from the situation as Umbridge tuts.

“Focus your eyes.” Fred’s body listens to the command as he is forced to watch the words appear on my skin.

“I am sorry for all the pain I have caused you, for throwing you into the cell to rot. I have found myself a boy, a filthy blood traitor who thinks I love him, give me the word Sir and I will send his head to you-” The door swings open as McGonagall gasps in shock.

“Dolores!”

Umbridge waves her wand as my body falls limp back in my own control as I snatch the paper from the table, running out of the room as Fred’s footsteps fall behind mine. I run into the girls bathroom as Fred pulls me into his arms.

“I have to burn it.” I cry, tears falling from my face as he holds my head against his chest.

I watch as Fred pulls his wand out, taking the parchment with the foul words written on it as he places it in the sink.

“Incendio” Sparks fall from his wand as the parchment lights on fire, a soft crackle falling upon my ears as I watch the words disappear into ash.

“Freddie, I’m so sorry.”

“Don’t, baby you have nothing to be sorry for.” He pulls me into his embrace again as we watch the parchment turn to ashes.

“Fire, in my bathroom?” Myrtle bellows as I turn the water on, washing the ashes down the sink. I look at my reflection quickly, my cheeks stained with tears as I place my hand under the running water, my skin feeling the familiar sting as I wince.

“Sorry Myrtle.” I sniffle as the ghostly girl stands beside me.

“You poor thing, I’ve seen this on many students, never twice in a row, this is more reason for you to leave with Mr Weasley.” I smile at Myrtle's words as Fred raises his eyebrow at me.

“I came in here before to gather my thoughts and Myrtle provided me with relationship advice.”

Fred nods along, surprise written on his features as he takes my hand from under the water.

“Episky.” The skin begins to close around itself, the words slowly disappearing as Fred casts the spell on himself, his skin healing. “Stole that one from McGonagall.”

I chuckle softly shaking my head as his finger tilts my face up to his.

“I don’t believe any of those words she said, it hurt me more to watch you in pain.”

“Her comments about my beater skills hurt me more.” I joke as Fred rolls his eyes chuckling.

I stand on my tippy toes as I kiss his soft lips, his hands falling to my waist as our lips dance against each other.

“We always warn you.” Myrtle mimics as she disappears into the air.

“C’mon, we have to find George, we’re leaving tomorrow.”

-----

“You have to hold onto me tight okay?”

“If I fall off, I’m taking you with me.”

Fred chuckles as he sits on his broom, I swing my leg over the wood, holding onto his waist as he looks over at George.

“Ready Fred?”

“Ready George!”

“Ready Y/n?” They say in unison as I smile wide.

“Ready boys!”

The pair take a deep breath as I hold onto Fred tight, my knuckles turning white as we fly into the air, whooshing around the corridors as we fly into the great hall where students are taking their end of semester exams.

I look down at the ground, my breath hitching slightly as the twins start to throw firecrackers around the room, Umbridge screaming and running around. I spot Ron and Harry in the crowd, whistling and cheering on the twins as I pull my wand out, casting a few fireballs in Umbridge’s direction as she dances around the flames. The twins high five each other as they cast the last spell together, a firework dragon roars loud as it chases after Umbridge. Her screams and cries for help fill the air as she runs out of the room, the boys hot on her heels as I cast a spell that causes her rules to collapse around her, shares of glass dancing across the floor as I smile.

“Pure, mindless, vandalism!” I scream as Umbridge falls to her knees, crying in defeat.

The twins laugh as they fly away from the campus, a big firework W remaining in the sky as we make our way to diagon alley, to officially start our lives together.

-----

It had been a few months filled with love, jokes, sex and everything inbetween. Sales had been through the roof and everyone was coming in to thank/congratulate the twins on their take down of Umbridge. The rain outside fell against the shop windows as I opened the doors for the morning, picking up the Daily Prophet as my stomach dropped at the headline.

“Mr Y/L/N escapes Azkaban, his motive unknown, Darklord on the rise for second war.”

“Baby?” I look up and see Fred as my mouth falls open, no words forming as he takes the newspaper from me, his body tensing as George looks over his shoulder, both of the brothers looking at me with anger. Before any of us can speak, the bell on the front door rings as Harry Potter smiles weakly at us.

“I’m just going to say it, I have a huge favour I need to ask you three.” I feel a hand on the small of my back as Fred stands beside me, all of us waiting for Harry to continue. “I need you to fight with and for me against Voldemort.” My mouth goes dry as I remember my parents fighting in the first war. My heart beats faster at the possibility of seeing my father as I look at the twins, nodding softly.

“We’re in.”

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Pure Mindless Vandalism - Chapter Three.

Fred Weasley x Fem!Reader (Big Slytherin Energy)

Word Count: 1,450k

Warnings For Series: Smut 18+, Violence, Hints Of Abuse (Parental + Umbridge), Both Female and Male Receiving Oral, Fluff, Angst, Mild Jealousy.

Warnings For Chapter: Umbridge, Mentions of Abuse, Language, Angst (?), Harm to Reader (Umbridges Quill).

Spells Used In Chapter: Episkey - Healing spell.

Key: y/n (your name) y/l/n (your last name) y/h (your house).

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A/n: This is basically a filler chapter, starting to set it all up.

“Everything okay?” George asks as Fred keeps me close to him.

“I think we need to start planning how to get rid of Umbridge.”

“Get rid of her? Freddie, I understand she’s a bitch but-” Fred cuts George off by showing him the back of my hand, the wound still fresh as George’s breath hitches his hand gently resting under mine as he looks it over. “Y/n.. I’m so sorry.” he whispers as I sniffle. “How did she do this?”

“Umbridge has a quill and when it touches the parchment it sinks into your skin.” I pull up my robe showing George my forearm as he winces, looking at Fred who has mixed emotions written on his features, anger being the main takeaway. “Being under the curse, I couldn’t fight it and me being well, me, I back chatted and was lucky enough to score myself two more lines.” I chuckle slightly as George smiles weakly, Fred lost in thought.

“Miss Y/L/N.” I turn away from the twins as McGonagall approaches me. “I need to speak with you.”

“In regards too?” Fred asks, his hand protectively on my waist.

“If it concerned you Mr Weasley, I would be talking to you.”

Fred keeps his grip on my waist as McGonagall wanders her eyes down to his hand.

“If Miss Y/L/N is okay with your presence then y-”

“Yes.” I blurt out as McGonagall nods sternly.

“Then follow me.” I grab a hold of Fred’s hand with my non cut one, holding it tight as we walk behind McGonagall to her office.

I feel a sickness hit my stomach as her voice rings through my ears, “Mr Weasley, you have detention with me, now.” Umbridge says as Fred grips my hand tighter, ignoring her as we continue behind McGonagall. “I will not ask you again!” Umbridge booms as McGonagall stops, gesturing for us to stand behind her as she towers over Umbridge.

“Dolores, your detention can wait.”

“Minerva, if you knew what these two have been doing in the dark hours of the night, you too would have them in detention.” McGonagall looks back at the two of us, disappointment flashing in front of her eyes.

“You can have them both, once I am finished Dolores.”

McGonagall turns before allowing for Umbridge to speak any further, ushering us in front of her to continue on our way to her office.

“You won’t mind if I join the three of you.” Umbridge says as McGonagall ignores her and opens her office door, allowing us through before blocking the entrance from the pink witch.

“This is a private matter Dolores.” McGonagall slams the door closed, keeping her back to it as she looks between Fred and I, his hand back on my hip again holding me close to him. “I will cause no harm to her Mr Weasley, you don’t have to hold the poor girl so close.” Fred loosens his grip as McGonagall nods, thanking him without words.

“Show me your hand Y/n and anywhere else that foul witch hurt you.” I raise an eyebrow as I take off my robe, showing her my skin as she covers her mouth in slight shock.

“Oh my dear.” McGonagall tilts my hand and arm left to right, taking in the cut skin. “Did Dolores do this to you?” I softly nod as she looks over at Fred. “I now understand your reasoning to protect her.”

“How did you know?”

“Dolores did this to a young witch in her first year, I followed the poor girl into the bathroom where Myrtle told me about you.”

“Myrtle.” Fred chuckles shaking his head.

“I advise that you don’t attend her detention, Mr Weasley.” McGonagall states as she holds my hand, placing the tip of her wand against my skin.

“Episkey.” McGonagall whispers as I wince in pain, the visible cuts starting to close as Fred holds under my elbow as he places a kiss to my head in an attempt to soothe the pain. “Madam Pomfrey did this spell for the poor first year, I don’t want the poor woman to worry about more students.” McGonagall reasons as I nod, my eyes stinging from the fresh tears that had started to build.

“Umbridge used a curse against Y/n, I couldn’t, there wasn’t anything I could do.” Slipping my hand into Fred’s squeezing softly, helping him know it’s not his fault.

“What curse?” The expression of anger and shock wash over McGonagall’s face at the unknown knowledge.

“Imperius Curse.”

“That’s forbidden.” McGonagall whispers.

“A foul bitch like her doesn’t care, she praises death eaters that’s why she loves my father so much.” McGonagall’s features soften at the mention of my father as Fred’s body tenses, his hatred for my father showing in his body language.

“Unfortunately, that explains her actions towards you.”

“Umbridge is working for her father?”

“I don’t believe so, although Mr Y/L/N is powerful being locked in Azkaban means he doesn’t know what Dolores is doing. She is merely taking it upon herself to discipline Y/N, especially because Dolores doesn’t agree with your relationship.”

“You take the abusive father away and his crush takes over, fucking fantastic.” I sigh, pinching the bridge of my nose as Fred’s jaw clenches at the mention of my past.

“With Dumbledore’s absence, I’m afraid Dolores is spotting our weak points and is working towards becoming.” McGonagall sighs, shaking her head. “Attempting to become headmistress, I advise you stay vigilant, I’m not sure how I will be able to help you if this occurs.”

Banging is heard on the door as Umbridge clears her throat.

“I will be needing those students.” The sickening feeling floods my body at the sound of her voice, my hatred for her bumbling knowing she wants to appease my father.

“Apparate to your dorms.” McGonagall instructs as we both look at her, shocked.

“You both know the spell, get out of here.” Fred grabs my forearm as we apparate to his dorm room, both of us stumbling as my head spins.

“I hate that method of travel.” I whine, holding my head.

“Are you trying to get yourselves in more shit?” Lee’s voice rings through my ears as I shake my head.

“Professor McGonagall told us too.”

“Y/n, your hand is healed?” George questions noticing my healed skin.

“Professor McGonagall’s handy work.”

“Umbridge burst in here before, looking for you.”

“For me?” Fred questions as both boys nod.

“So why did McGonagall need to see you?”

I sit down on Fred’s bed, him close beside me as I explain to the pair what they missed in McGongall’s office.

“Your father is a death eater?”

“Sent to Azkaban for the murder of four muggle born wizards and the years of abuse dealt to me after my mothers death in the first wizarding war.”

The room falls silent as I look at the three men, Fred lost in thought, his jaw clenched, George with anger and sadness filling his face as Lee appears sympathetic.

“Oh and Umbridge has a crush on my dad so she’s like really into giving me shit.” I run a hand through my hair as George nods.

“Bet that only fuels Freddies fire.” Fred hums in agreement as George smirks.

“I’ve been thinking and I have an idea on what we can do to fight back.”

Before George can explain his plan, there is shouting heard in the common room, all of us standing and making our way down as teenagers run out.

“New rules?”

“Ridiculous!”

“Who does she think she is?”

We follow the crowd into the halls of hogwarts, the sound of metal on metal as we spot Filch high on his ladder, littering the walls with announcements.

“All Weasley products will be banned Immediately.” Her wicked voice carries through the halls as we all watch Filch hammer each ‘rule’ that’s announced into the stone wall.

“She knows how to hurt us.” George snickers to Fred as he tuts in agreement.

“Boy’s and girls are not permitted to be within six feet of each other.”

“Goodluck with that.”

“What the hell.”

“What about classes.”

The comments of other students start to float around as Filch’s ladder wobbles side to side. Everyone watches tentatively as he continues to swing his hammer.

“Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach.”

“She’s cutting off our contact with McGonagall.”

Filch seases hammering as he climbs down from the ladder, looking at all of us with a slimy smirk.

“C’mon, I want to tell you my plan.” George states as he tugs on Fred’s jumper, Fred gabbing me to follow behind them.

To Be Continued.....

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