#Pyro tf2

[mail-me-a-snail]

life aint all cookies n cream fella

[sticcmann]

is this worse than dropping to a crocket

[gearsofmetal]

pyro my friend pyro :^)

[daily-pyro-tf2]

Daily Pyro #173

[glitteraffe-art]

i understand what you meant but that's the worst i've ever heard it phrased

[lastchancestardomm]

Now that I can look at the seventh comic and be lucid, I've written a bunch of headcanons about our new older and domestic mercs, and have lovingly pointed out the obvious, as I do~

To get it out of the way, I think the writers took the term 'domestic' a little too literally, they REALLY domesticated Scout and Soldier– which is something I'm not upset about.

Scout with a mullet and four Scoutlings was something I wasn't prepared for, though. Soldier and Zhanna having kids is something I was FULLY prepared for, however, because I already had it in mind way back in a post about my final comic predictions.

WE GOT HEAVYMEDIC CANONIZED TOO, FUCK YEAH!!! And, of course, their child is was the mpreg baby. Their kid, which is the baby baboon from the end of the sixth comic (now all grown up), was born from Classic Heavy. And sorry not sorry, but Archimedes is their kid's godfather.

Sniper and Bronislava are also together (or, more accurately, it was implied). No one talks about this new revelation, though, which makes me a bit sad.

Speaking of Sniper, nice to know that he's still sniping! He clearly took his job very seriously during the Gravel Wars, plus I also don't think he'd give up his passion very easily. I do want to imagine he has a nature photography side gig though, since he's all about being alone and having a steady hand, and after the Gravel Wars he'd need some form of income!

The dalmatian seen throughout the epilogue also belongs to Pyro! It's the puppy he adopted from the second comic, but now, seven years later, it's all grown up! I'd imagine Pyro would name it Flame, or maybe Matchstick. Something simple and fire-related.

Speaking of Pyro, I can't help but remind you all that Pyro and Engineer are canonically roommates. It's nice to know they've reunited.

And, even though it was probably unintentional, the parallel between RED Pyro having a dog and BLU Pyro having a cat (see End of the Line) is godly.

Also, it's nice to think that now that all the craziness of the Gravel Wars has died down, Spy has finally moved in with Scout's mom and settled down. They have been canonically fiancés for ages, y'know! (because you know Spy wouldn't have fully committed like that at the beginning 😒)

Miss Pauling sadly was not in the ending! However, I do think she was canonically the person Scout was talking to at the end, which would be fucking amazing if that was true.

Last tangent because I'm not putting this under a cut and it's getting too long. My explanation for why Tom Jones's ghost is present at the ending (because the ONLY time he's interacted directly with the main cast was Soldier snapping his neck) is because not only is he like obligated to be there (Merasmus x Tom Jones fr fr) is Merasmus, while in prison, oversaw through the magic prison toilet brew or whatever Spy disguised as Tom Jones admitting to being Scout's dad and totally misinterpreted it. Merasmus then held that belief, and after dying and becoming a ghost, he invited Tom Jones to Scout's Smissmas party for that reason.

Anyway that's all :P

[nebulousmedic]

this is the most 2010s thing ive ever drawn, I think Py would survive The Nine Pages just by befriending Slenderman

[kingfelix13]

pyro in the true meaning tf2 update comic is very cutesy, look 'em :]

(reading the update comics rn to feel less stressed)

[ari-orangebox-collection]

“Would you stare forever at the sun

Never watch the moon rising?”

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About pyros past and how they repress trauma. Deep down they’re grateful. It gave them a do-over.

[bright0foxo]

I LOVE THEM SM THEY HURT MY SOUL

[mail-me-a-snail]

engie teaches pyro a thang or two about cars

(original audio from a tiktok by taylormx5)

[wolfmanritch]

pyrooo

[sticcmann]

theyre vibing

based on this shit lmao

[void-of-calcium]

What happened to Pyro's purple crayon?

I made this into a sticker on my shop! Feel free to check it out :)

[daily-pyro-tf2]

Daily Pyro #174

[bunshr00m]

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

i love you tf2 cast