#Q and A with the Goddess

[goddessofroyalty]

I have also now watched the one piece live action and how may children do you think zoro and sanji has?

Depends on whose the one getting pregnant.

If it's Zoro they have one. It was an accident but they both also aren't entirely unhappy about it. Still further steps are taken to ensure it doesn't happen again.

If it's Sanji - however many it takes to get a blond one.

The first one's still an accident. And Sanji spends at least the later stage, if not the whole, pregnancy with the one thing he (jokingly) cares about being that the baby doesn't inherit Zoro's hair. It's probably an Anxious Distraction because of his (blood) Family History but still he keeps going on about how so long as they don't come out with green hair he'll be fine.

Now if the kid does come out blond I think it's the same as if Zoro was the pregnant one - necessary steps are taken to ensure another one doesn't accidently happen.

But if their kid gets Zoro's green hair it annoys Sanji enough that he decides they are going to have another that will inherit his hair. And it's probably fairly soon after the first is born that he settles on this plan.

If they got up to like 3-4 all green-haired he would give up (and bitch about it for the rest of his life) but if the first one was blond they would stop there.

....

Actually wait. Rule of three hits Zoro particularly aggressively. They have three. Don't know how if Zoro's the one getting knocked up but they have three.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm just- I'm just living my life on my little like, beach house, Bad! Why are they picking fights with an old man just sitting at his fckin'– his fisherman's house, man!

Bad: I don't know! [Laughs] I don't know!

Phil: I'm just like- I'm in retirement!

Bad: They're just- they're just out for blood– maybe you're right! Maybe they are just bored.

Phil: I'm retired! I'm literally retired, on my beach house and they're picking fights.

Bad: I know, it's crazy, it's crazy. But it's awesome too, think about it– a war! A war, Philza!

Phil: [Sighs] I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them, dude. So many.

Bad: [Laughs] Nah, I feel ya. I feel ya. Have you met Mr. Reaper yet?

Phil: [Overlapping with Bad's question] Anyway, how- how are you, by the way? I heard you died.

Bad: Mm, yeah, no I did. Um...

Phil: How was that?

Bad: Fun.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was... an experience. I mean, it's not the first time, but... you know how it goes.

Phil: I do, yeah. I do.

[okaioh]

something about q!phil letting Kristin, the goddess of death, posses his body to be able to say hi and meet everyone on the server on the day of the year where the dead can mingle with the living idk I'm insane

[luluisoff]

[neriumtea]

bedtime story about a lonely dragon and the goddess of death <3

[mailb0xbunii]

q!kristin is canon to ME .

[iminyourbookshelf]

I saw a couple headcanons of Tommy joining the goddess pantheon bc he's technically married to Tubbo, but no actual designs for him so here's mine. Tommy, the God of Fraud

[sherpaherp]

I hope one day we get to see Q!Phil get possessed by Kristin

I remember on DSMP when C!Phil summoned Kristin and she got his body so drunk that he woke up in the L'manberg crater with a massive hangover and no idea how he even got there

I really wanna see what shenanigans She would get up to on Quesadilla Island

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Something so poignant about Chayanne being the one to know about Rose first, the one to see her power and to be so excited about following her trail of roses.

The one to point out she reminds him of Tallulah.

Chayanne who values the protection and safety of his family above all else, who is always trying his best to stay attentive of all his siblings, who was naturally seen to as a leader figure, only for the guilt of his self-appointed failure to almost drown him.

Chayanne who spent weeks on end planting potatoes for the simple joy of it.

Chayanne who adores Tallulah and her flowers.

It's a wonder he didn't drop to his knees sobbing when they were at her temple because, perhaps for the first time ever, this boy might actually feel his family is safe.

[muffinsandstardust]

can we make a list of all the qsmp goddesses? you know the Wives(tm) of the qsmp members who are all powerful goddesses? let's complete the pantheon! because i don't know half of them....

i'll go first with the ones i know:

Kristen, Goddess of Death, married to Philza

Matt, Goddess of Darkness, married to Bagi

Mine, Goddess of Creation, married to Mike

Bela, Goddess of (the) Future, married to Felps

[goddessofroyalty]

Gonna be honest, the Sefikura baby PowerPoint just makes me think of Sephiroth basically constantly getting Cloud pregnant with all of the kids, to the point where Cloud is frequently making threats to his family jewels while Sephiroth regrets nothing

It was something I thought about when I was making it (thus the final slide). Tried to keep it to groupings I have written / seriously contemplated and typically I've only gotten up to 2 pregnacies (although it did pain me not to include a Prompto + Hope + Chadley twins purely so I could call it the "uncoordinated siblings", and I did cut out Prompto + the Remnants which I have written about because I didn't have a clever name for it).

I can definitively see Sephiroth becoming obsessed with getting Cloud pregnant as much as possible. However I think it's after their first is born that almost a switch goes off in his head and he becomes obsessed with having as many children with Cloud as possible. Before their first is born I don't think he really gets why people have children. He isn't a fan of babies or children and while sure he understands the value of heirs he still doesn't see why people are so hung up about it.

And, alright, I don't think he understands it in a normal way even after the first is born but he definitively becomes a little obsessed with it. This tiny human that is a combination of your and another person's genes. A combination of both of your traits that will carry on even after you die. It is creation in its purest form. And a display of just how strong Cloud is that he can carry and sustain a child that carries Sephiroth's genetics as well as a show of Sephiroth's virility to sire them. He wants as many as he can have and probably isn't entirely above sabotaging birth control to get it if needed (thankfully I don't think it reaches that level).

Apart from likely constant jokes of forcing Sepiroth to get a vacectimy (or possibly a castration) it's easy to see a version of Cloud that isn't really doing a whole lot to curb Sephiroth's want for as many children as possible. Yes a bit of the hero worship hanging around is probably at play but a lot of it is I think Cloud's body handles pregnancy very well (I give him so much mental and/or medical trauma around it in so many verses/ideas that physically I cut him a break). Oh, sure, it's still sucky - but he has very few side effects, practically glows through it, and recovers from birth very quickly. He falls pregnant easily and does pregnancy well so it's a bit too easy for Sephiroth to convince him to have (or I suppose get him pregnant with) another.

The great irony is that a non-evil Sephiroth (which I'm assuming this is) is going to be an incredibly awkward and hands-off father. He doesn't really know what to do with all these kids once they all start deveolping personalities.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

thinking about how bad remembered cellbit.... we expected him to remember skeppy and remembering foolish wasnt a surprise but he remembered goddamn cellbit too.... thats crazy, thinking about them

[demiboydemon]

[luluisoff]

[tsukana]

stop im still thinking abt how emotive those three words were. "It is you." the way his voice instantly lightened up. the joy. the relief. the elation of being confirmed right that this was rose and the relief of having been told that someone was on his side. that he could rest a little. b/c if he cant trust rose, the deity who has helped guard the greater spawn islands of his home in hardcore for the past years than who else could he trust?

[skellyfrogs]

✧ The Goddess of Death will protect you ✧