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jamesmarriottistrilingual · 3 years

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Kenji refuses to go to school

Inabber: Kenji!!!!! It's time for school.

Kenji: No.

Inabber: Yes.

Kenji: No.

Inabber: You have to go to school.

Kenji: Please human. I shall not go to school since I'm a dog

Inabber: It's dog school. Lewis and Alex are waiting for you.

Kenji: Ugh. Fine.

Lewis Buchan: Aye. Hurry up. Me and Alex want to go to the pub.

ImAllexx: Yeah. Your car ride awaits.

Kenji: Ugh. Fine.

Inabber: See ya after school.

*At Dog School*

WillNE: Darcey. Look at this new pup.

Kenji: Firstly. Don't call me a new pup. Secondly. I can do more things than your fat geezer can do.

Darcey: Don't insult me. (RIP Darcey)

StephenTries:WILL!

WillNE: STEPHAN!

Kenji: Please shut the fuck up.

Ginger: Hey.

Darcey: Hey. Oh my God. Look at this hot thing.

Kenji: Ugh. Another dog.

Memeulous: *Walks in with 6ix9ine the hottest dog known to dog*

6ix9ine: Hey ladies.

Kenji: Ugh. Competition.

6ix9ine: Your a cat.

Kenji: I'm a shiba inu.

6ix9ine: Why is there a cat?

James Marriott: *Walks into the class with Otto*

Otto: DARCEY!

Darcey: OTTO!

Kenji: Please make this shit show be over and done with.

James Marriott: Hey lads. Let's go to the pub.

Kenji:I want to eat the cat.

Kenji: *eats Otto*

Teacher: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KENJI!

Kenji: Everything.

Teacher: COOLER NOW! (If you know the tv show the cooler is from,tell me your fave character from the show and marry me.)

Kenji: Fine.

*Home from Dog School*

Inabber: Why did I get a call from school saying that you ate a mf cat?

Kenji: Cause you suck.

Inabber: Got a new flatmate out of it. Meet James.

James Marriott: Hey.

Kenji: For fuck's sake

#imallexx #memeulous #willne #james marriott #inabber #stephentries #lewis buchan #talking kenji lore #talking darcey lore #6ix9ine is a dog lore #R I P that otto aye

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myownantichrist · 4 years

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Boys

Andrew vs. Aaron

Alan vs. Alexander

Aiden vs. Adam

Brennan vs. Brayden

Brandon vs. Braxton

Bentley vs. Brimley

Cayden vs. Camden

Cole vs. Cameron

Cade vs. Chandler

Denver vs. Dallas

Deklan vs. Dylan

David vs. Dennis

Ethan vs. Ezra

Eitan vs. Elijah

Emmanuel vs. Eden

Fabio vs. Ferdinand

Finnegan vs. Finley

Fernando vs. Frankie

Gavin vs. Gus

Gumby vs. Gerrick

George vs. Grant

Harper vs. Harley

Hayden vs. Henry

Harlow vs. Hank

Ian vs. Ivan

Indigo vs. Iris

Indiana vs. Iris

John vs. Jericho

Jacob vs. Jameson

Jasper vs. Jedidiah

Kayden vs. Koa

Kent vs. Kyle

Kevin vs. Konner

Lars vs. Liam

Levi vs. Lance

Lester vs. Lorenzo

Michael vs. Matthew

Maverick vs. Mason

Madison vs. Micah

Nolan vs. Nathan

Niko vs. Nathaniel

Nicholas vs. Nate

Ocean vs. Oscar

Orville vs. Otis

Otto vs. October

Patrick vs. Percy

Preston vs. Paisley

Parker vs. Passion

Quincy vs. Quinn

Quada vs. Quinten

Quailen vs Quidditch

Raven vs. Riley

Rowan vs. Rod

Ray vs. Roy

Skylar vs. Scott

Storm vs. Steven < my favourite name for a son, if I ever have one..

Sorin vs. Solomon

Trevor vs. Travis

Todd vs. Taylor

Taytum vs. Tanner

Ulysses vs. Uman

Umbo vs. Uno

Utah vs. Usher

Vance vs. Vincent

Vern vs. Vayde

Vernon vs. Vayden

Walter vs. Wyatt

Wade vs. Winter

Wallace vs. Whisper

Xenon vs. Xayden

Xayler vs. Xavier

Xandon vs. Xennan

Yvonne vs. Yonder

Yuletide vs. Yasser

Yancy vs. Yancer

Zeeland vs. Zayden

Zion vs. Zenon

Zander vs. Zenner

Girls

Acacia vs. Alexa

Aurora vs. Annalise

Avonna vs. Alessandra

Brogan vs. Brooklyn

Bianca vs. Brigitta

Bailey vs. Brynn

Carlotta vs. Christine

Cheyenne vs. Cescily

Cecilia vs. Cassidy

Diedra (pronounced Dee-ay-druh) vs. Delilah

Devia vs. Daytona

Dakota vs. Darcy

Evonna vs. Eliana

Emerald vs. Evangeline

Eden vs. Eliza

Felicity vs. Fiona

Faith vs. Faye

Flavia (pronoucned Flah-wee-uh) vs. Flora

Grace vs. Gretchen

Genesis vs. Galaxy

Gabriella vs. Greta

Harper vs. Hope

Holly vs. Hailee

Harmony vs. Harvest

Imogene vs. Ivy

Isabella vs. Iris

Irene vs. Ingrid

Jessica vs. Jacinda

Jade vs. Juniper

Joanna vs. Joy

Kaleidoscope (Kallie for short) vs. Kaylee

Kennedy vs. Kendall

Katelyn vs. Katrina

Lacey vs. Linsey

Lynnea (proncounced Lynn-ay-uh) vs. Liberty

Lara vs. Lola

Morgan vs. Madison

Mackenzie vs. Miranda

Marissa vs. Monica

Nora vs. Natalie

Nevaeh (pronounced Nev-ay-uh) vs. Nicole

Niki vs. Noelle

Ophelia vs. Ocean

Olivia vs. Onna

Opal vs. October

Passion vs. Primrose

Penelope vs. Pixie

Pandora vs. Palace

Quintessa vs. Quincy

Quaila vs. Quilala (Kwi–lah-lah)

Queen vs. Quiencia (Kwee-ence-ee-uh)

Reyna vs. Riley

Rosanna vs. Rosemary

Rhonda vs. Rodica (Roe-dee-kuh)

Skylar vs. Skye

Serena vs. Simone

Shailey vs. Sienna

Tessa vs. Taylor

Tia vs. Tiana

Taytum vs. Trixie

Una vs. Uta

Ulyssia (You-liss-ee-uh) vs. Umba

Ula vs. Ursula

Violet vs. Vylette

Veronica vs. Victoria

Valencia vs. Valerie

Wynona vs. Whitney

Wynter vs. Whisper

Willow vs. Wanda

Xaila vs. Xara

Xana vs. Xenon

Xavier vs. Xena

Yasmin vs. Yvonne

Yvette vs Yolanda

Yori vs. Yaya

Zayara vs. Zion

Zayana vs. Zoey

Zen vs. Zara

Final questions!

Your name (first and middle): Chloe Elizabeth.

Do you like it? Yeah.

What your parents almost named you: Clara.

Your favorite girl’s name (first and middle): I don't know.

List five unique names of girls you have met:

List five girl’s names you don’t like:

List five girls name you really like:

Your first best friend’s name: Janice.

Your siblings names: -

The name of the first pet that you loved: Brandy.

What you would be named if you were the opposite gender: Ian. Ew.

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surveysonfleek · 4 years

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1567.

Boys

A Andrew vs. Aaron Alan vs. Alexander Aiden vs. Adam B Brennan vs. Brayden Brandon vs. Braxton Bentley vs. Brimley C Cayden vs. Camden Cole vs. Cameron Cade vs. Chandler D Denver vs. Dallas Deklan vs. Dylan David vs. Dennis

E Ethan vs. Ezra Eitan vs. Elijah Emmanuel vs. Eden

F Fabio vs. Ferdinand Finnegan vs. Finley Fernando vs. Frankie G Gavin vs. Gus Gumby vs. Gerrick George vs. Grant H Harper vs. Harley Hayden vs. Henry Harlow vs. Hank I Ian vs. Ivan Indigo vs. Iris Indiana vs. Iris

J John vs. Jericho Jacob vs. Jameson Jasper vs. Jedidiah K Kayden vs. Koa Kent vs. Kyle Kevin vs. Konner L Lars vs. Liam Levi vs. Lance Lester vs. Lorenzo M Michael vs. Matthew Maverick vs. Mason Madison vs. Micah N Nolan vs. Nathan Niko vs. Nathaniel Nicholas vs. Nate O Ocean vs. Oscar Orville vs. Otis Otto vs. October P Patrick vs. Percy Preston vs. Paisley Parker vs. Passion Q Quincy vs. Quinn Quada vs. Quinten Quailen vs Quidditch R Raven vs. Riley Rowan vs. Rod Ray vs. Roy S Skylar vs. Scott Storm vs. Steven Sorin vs. Solomon T Trevor vs. Travis Todd vs. Taylor Taytum vs. Tanner U Ulysses vs. Uman Umbo vs. Uno Utah vs. Usher V Vance vs. Vincent Vern vs. Vayde Vernon vs. Vayden W Walter vs. Wyatt Wade vs. Winter Wallace vs. Whisper X Xenon vs. Xayden Xayler vs. Xavier Xandon vs. Xennan Y Yvonne vs. Yonder Yuletide vs. Yasser Yancy vs. Yancer Z Zeeland vs. Zayden Zion vs. Zenon Zander vs. Zenner

Girls

Final questions!

Your name (first and middle): not saying coz it’s too unique and would come up on a google search lol. Do you like it? i do like it now. growing up it was annoying having to spell it out etc but whatever. What your parents almost named you: erika. so weird. Your favorite girl’s name (first and middle): first name definitely will be sierra. idk about middle. List five unique names of girls you have met: i’m blanking out right now but i should start listing this as i meet people. List five girl’s names you don’t like: honestly the only names i don’t like are related to girls that i don’t like with that name lmao. List five girls name you really like: haha too lazy to. Your first best friend’s name: pearl. Your siblings names: rather not say. The name of the first pet that you loved: sky. What you would be named if you were the opposite gender: no idea actually!

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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purplesurveys · 5 years

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Have a name survey because these are always fun.

Boys

A Andrew vs. Aaron Alan vs. Alexander Aiden vs. Adam B Brennan vs. Brayden: Both of these are awful but I guess I gotta pick. Brandon vs. Braxton Bentley vs. Brimley C Cayden vs. Camden: Again, both equally cringey for me. Cole vs. Cameron Cade vs. Chandler: Chandler is a cute name for a girl, but I have a bias for Chandler Bing too hahaha. D Denver vs. Dallas Deklan vs. Dylan: I prefer the spelling Declan, though. Also, I technically like Dylan just a little bit more and would have picked it, but I like it for a girl. My sister had a classmate named Dylan and it sounded really good on her. David vs. Dennis E Ethan vs. Ezra Eitan vs. Elijah Emmanuel vs. Eden: Again, I prefer the name Eden for girls.

F Fabio vs. Ferdinand: I very hesitatingly picked Fabio hence the italics, but I very much dislike both. This is also what I’ll be doing for the rest of the names on here. Finnegan vs. Finley Fernando vs. Frankie: For the millionth time, Frankie is cute for a girl (this is where y’all really see that I prefer daughters more HAHAHA), and this is also because there’s a local singer named Frankie that I really admire. G Gavin vs. Gus Gumby vs. Gerrick George vs. Grant H Harper vs. Harley Hayden vs. Henry Harlow vs. Hank I Ian vs. Ivan Indigo vs. Iris: Can I just say these are both better off as girl names? Indiana vs. Iris: And these, too?

J John vs. Jericho Jacob vs. Jameson Jasper vs. Jedidiah K Kayden vs. Koa Kent vs. Kyle Kevin vs. Konner: I prefer the spelling Connor, though. L Lars vs. Liam Levi vs. Lance Lester vs. Lorenzo M Michael vs. Matthew Maverick vs. Mason Madison vs. Micah N Nolan vs. Nathan Niko vs. Nathaniel Nicholas vs. Nate: I honestly like both. I can go with naming a son Nicholas then giving them Nate as a nickname. O Ocean vs. Oscar: I hate nature names and Oscar screams old-guy-name to me. Sorry to all the Oscars :( Orville vs. Otis Otto vs. October P Patrick vs. Percy Preston vs. Paisley Parker vs. Passion Q Quincy vs. Quinn Quada vs. Quinten Quailen vs Quidditch R Raven vs. Riley Rowan vs. Rod Ray vs. Roy: I have a bit of a sentimental attachment to Roy cos it’s an occasional nickname Gab’s dad uses. S Skylar vs. Scott: Only because a high school classmate named her kid Schuyler and that baby is seriously adorable, bubbly, and well-behaved. Storm vs. Steven Sorin vs. Solomon T Trevor vs. Travis Todd vs. Taylor Taytum vs. Tanner U Ulysses vs. Uman Umbo vs. Uno Utah vs. Usher: I dislike most geographic names, but I’d rather I name my baby Utah then have them be sang sex-themed songs by Usher by meaner kids throughout their childhood lmao. V Vance vs. Vincent Vern vs. Vayde Vernon vs. Vayden W Walter vs. Wyatt Wade vs. Winter Wallace vs. Whisper X Xenon vs. Xayden: I really wanted to pick one name for each question, but being stuck between a chemical element and a name ending in -den is an easy no to both for me. Xayler vs. Xavier Xandon vs. Xennan Y Yvonne vs. Yonder: These names are getting more awful now that we’re ending dude, lmao. Yuletide vs. Yasser Yancy vs. Yancer Z Zeeland vs. Zayden Zion vs. Zenon Zander vs. Zenner

Girls

A Acacia vs. Alexa Aurora vs. Annalise Avonna vs. Alessandra B Brogan vs. Brooklyn Bianca vs. Brigitta Bailey vs. Brynn C Carlotta vs. Christine Cheyenne vs. Cescily Cecilia vs. Cassidy D Diedra (pronounced Dee-ay-druh) vs. Delilah: But I prefer the spelling Deirdre. Devia vs. Daytona Dakota vs. Darcy E Evonna vs. Eliana Emerald vs. Evangeline Eden vs. Eliza F Felicity vs. Fiona Faith vs. Faye: Both have always been on my blacklist for girl’s names, sorry lol. Flavia (pronoucned Flah-wee-uh) vs. Flora G Grace vs. Gretchen Genesis vs. Galaxy: Please don’t make these names happen. Gabriella vs. Greta: I love both names and have always liked the name Greta because of Greta Garbo, but I’m obviously biased towards my girlfriend so Gabriela/Gabriella it is. H Harper vs. Hope Holly vs. Hailee Harmony vs. Harvest: Again, both cringe material but I guess Harmony makes me cringe juuuuuuust a little less. I Imogene vs. Ivy Isabella vs. Iris Irene vs. Ingrid J Jessica vs. Jacinda Jade vs. Juniper: Juniper would be cute if a baby can stay a baby forever lmao, but I’m generally not a fan. Joanna vs. Joy: But I like the spelling Johanna more. K Kaleidoscope (Kallie for short) vs. Kaylee: Can I just pick the nickname? I hate the other two options :(( Kennedy vs. Kendall: I’d pick both, but thinking as a future mom, I wouldn’t want my daughter to be mercilessly teased for being given a name that’s usually understood to be more masculine in nature. I know we’re all about breaking stereotypes and all, but y’all – realistically, kids can be pretty fucking cruel. Katelyn vs. Katrina L Lacey vs. Linsey Lynnea (proncounced Lynn-ay-uh) vs. Liberty Lara vs. Lola M Morgan vs. Madison Mackenzie vs. Miranda Marissa vs. Monica N Nora vs. Natalie Nevaeh (pronounced Nev-ay-uh) vs. Nicole Niki vs. Noelle O Ophelia vs. Ocean: Only picking Ophelia because I’m generally not a fan of nature names, but there are a lot more better options if I wanted to name my kid after Shakespeare plays, like Beatrice or Emilia. Olivia vs. Onna Opal vs. October: Was never a fan of gemstone names, and there are much better month names than October. P Passion vs. Primrose: I feel the same way for Primrose as I do with Juniper. Mostly cute with babies, but is less cuter on grown-up girls. Penelope vs. Pixie Pandora vs. Palace Q Quintessa vs. Quincy Quaila vs. Quilala (Kwi--lah-lah) Queen vs. Quiencia (Kwee-ence-ee-uh) R Reyna vs. Riley Rosanna vs. Rosemary Rhonda vs. Rodica (Roe-dee-kuh) S Skylar vs. Skye Serena vs. Simone Shailey vs. Sienna T Tessa vs. Taylor Tia vs. Tiana Taytum vs. Trixie: Tatum would be a better spelling. U Una vs. Uta Ulyssia (You-liss-ee-uh) vs. Umba Ula vs. Ursula: Only because it can be a Friends reference lol. V Violet vs. Vylette Veronica vs. Victoria Valencia vs. Valerie W Wynona vs. Whitney: Winona > Wynona, but still. Wynter vs. Whisper Willow vs. Wanda X Xaila vs. Xara Xana vs. Xenon Xavier vs. Xena Y Yasmin vs. Yvonne Yvette vs Yolanda Yori vs. Yaya Z Zayara vs. Zion Zayana vs. Zoey Zen vs. Zara

Final questions!

Your name (first and middle): Robyn Isabelle.Do you like it?I hated the name Robyn throughout my childhood because I always got teased about it. When I got to college and everyone just kinda matured and told me they liked the way my name flowed, I ended up warming up to and loving it.What your parents almost named you:I was almost named Ariel after the Disney princess, and I know my parents were also thinking of naming me Katrina/Katherine/Kaitlyn.Your favorite girl's name (first and middle):Olivia. I don’t have a pick for middle name yet.List five unique names of girls you have met:Shauna, Shontrice, Unila, Ciamae, Rheezan.List five girl's names you don't like:I mostly dislike in-your-face weather/nature names like Winter, Snow, Amethyst, Cloud, Gaia, or Daffodill. But some, like Cheyenne, Rose, and Luna are super cute, too.List five girls name you really like:I’ve done this like 10 times on 10 different surveys but I like names such as Olivia, Elizabeth, Mia, Ava, and Isabella.Your first best friend's name:Kaye.Your siblings names:Nope.The name of the first pet that you loved:Tobi, my pet rabbit.What you would be named if you were the opposite gender:I’ve never asked my parents about this, actually. They’d probably go with a Spanish/Hispanic name, seeing as they went with Joaquin for my brother but were also thinking of naming him Diego.

#survey #surveys

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popbee · 6 years

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Celine、Givenchy 竟一直都讀錯？惡補 75 個名牌發音就不再尷尬！

讀錯品牌或設計師的名字，的確是頗難堪的事。無論你準備投身時尚行業，或者只是以購物為嗜好，能讀準拗口生僻的名稱，總會令人另眼相看。但別以為看起來很長的才有難度，平日我們常見的 Dolce & Gabbana、Celine、Louis Vuitton……以英語來發音其實也不太準確。雖說在這國際社會下這不是大問題，但學會它正宗的讀法，除了可以用來展示你對時尚的熱情，也是對品牌的一份尊重呢！以下是《i-D》整理的 75 個品牌的正確讀法拼音，還附上教學影片，從今開始學起來吧！

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Balenciaga: Bah-Len-See-Ah-Gah Balmain: Bahl-Mah Bottega Veneta: Bow-Tay-Guh Vah-Netta

Celine: Sell-Een Chalayan: Cha-lie-on Christian Louboutin: Christian Loo-Boo-Tan Comme des Garçons: Com dey Gah-sohn Courrèges: Koor-Ahj Cottweiler: Cot-Why-Lah CMMN SWDN: Com-on Swe-den

Dior: Dee-Or Dolce & Gabbana: Dol-Chey and Gab-ana Doublet: Doob-lay Dries Van Noten: Drees van Know-Ten

Eckhaus Latta: Eck-house La-Ta Erdem: Ur-dem

Fiorucci: Fee-Oh-Roo-Chi

Gareth Pugh: Gareth Pew GmbH: Ge-Em-Be-Ha Givenchy: Gee-Von-Shee

Haider Ackermann: Ay-Der Ak-Er-Man Hermès: Er-Mez Hyein Seo: Hyeah Suh

Issey Miyake: Iz-zah Mee-Yah-Key

Jacquemus: Jack-e-moo Jean Paul Gaultier: Jon Paul Go-Tee-Ay Junya Watanabe: Joon-Yah Wat-An-Ah-Bey

Koché: Kosh-Eh

Lanvin: Lahn-Vahn Loewe: Loo-Eh-Vey Louis Vuitton: Loo-Ee Vee-Ton Ludovic de Saint Sernin: Loo-da-vic De San Ser-nan

Maje: Mahj Maison Martin Margiela: May-Sohn Mart-in Mar-Jhell-Ah Marques’Almeida: Mar-Kes Al-May-Da Marine Serre: Ma-Reen Ser Marta Jakubowski: Mar-ta Yuk-Ow-Bofski Miu Miu: Mew-Mew Moschino: Mos-Key-No Mowalola: Moh-Wah-Lo-Lah

Noir Kei Ninomiya: No-wah Kay Nee-Nom-Ee-Yah Nike: Nai-Kee

Ottolinger: Otto-Ling-Er

Paria Farzaneh: Pah-Re-Ah Far-Zen-Eh Pihakapi: Pee-Ya-Kap-Ee Prada: Pra-Da Proenza Schouler: Pro-En-Zuh Skool-Er Pyer Moss: Pee-air Moss

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Sacai: Suh-Kai Saint Laurent: San-Loh-Ron Salvatore Ferragamo: Sal-Vah-Tor-Re Fer-Ra-Gah-Moh Sies Marjan: See Mar-Jahn Simone Rocha: See-Mone Ro-Sha Sonia Rykiel: Sewn-Yah Ree-Key-El Stüssy: Stoo-See Sunnei: Sun-ee Supriya Lele: Soo-Pree-Ya Lay-Lay

Thierry Mugler: Tea-Eh-Ree Moo-Gler

Vetements: Vet-Mohn Versace: Versa-chay Vionnet: Vee-Oh-Nay

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Xander Zhou: San-der Zoo

Yohji Yamamoto: Yo-Gee Yam-Ah-Mo-Toe

Zegna: Zen-Ya

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purplesmmr · 7 years

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more dwsa headcanons pls!!!!!! ❤️

aaaAAAA !!! anon, of cou r s e! i would LOVE to !! ❤️❤️❤️ i lov my kidsi’m jus gonna do the same layout as my other one bc it’s Neat lol (yet again, credit to @wordofyourbodyreprise for helping me out w these)

melchior:

has a secret star trek obsession

he’s also a huge military history buff

def a ravenclaw

he smells like a library & old spice bc he’s a ne r d

he’s fuckin Tall

he does swimming, football, and track

he’s totally the philosophical drunk

ends up goin to mit bc he’s a Smarty Pants

he also ends up getting a doctorate in something (idk,, mb physics??) but doesn’t do anything with it besides teaching at a college

has a cat named alexandria (yes after the former library in egypt) but he will veh eme ntl y deny that the cat is his

he sings when he’s drunk

wendla:

will stop everything she’s doing to pet a dog

she’s a dancer n a rly fukcign good one at that

likes to color bc she cannot actually Art

she goes to juilliard for a bit before dropping out & then going back to school to become an elementary school teacher

plays the flute

Does Not Do Running Sports

hufflepuff

she has asthma

she n ernst went to the same catholic combined elementary & middle school

that said, they dated to half make sure ernst really was gay, and half to hide that fact from their school

talks in her sleep

is al w ay s singing or humming something

moritz:

ends up with a collection of deaf animals

gallaudet bb !!

he’s always twitchy & jumpy and yet he drinks highly caffeinated things anyway

got a handjob from melchior once their freshman year (it made him realize he was ace)

he’s shorter than his gf (martha)

smells like vo5 ocean breeze conditioner, cigarette smoke, and hair gel

gryffindor for some reason??

he’s still in his teenage emo phase bc he works at hot topic (he used to work w his brother there but alex got fired. from hot topic)

he, otto, n mart all live together n they’re ha p p y

ilse:

no one ever rly knows where she is

smells like acrylics and pine trees

ends up going to yale for art but double majors it and does law too

her lawyer ass throws martha’s pos dad in jail for the rest of his mcfuckin miserable life

makes it a Thing every week to make sure her nails are short enough ;))))

doesn’t trust herself with any pets besides fish

she has two named vincent and claude

she found out a year after she had them that vincent was actually frida

gryffindor

she’s the drunk person that you can’t tell is actually drunk

martha:

she has Birds

slytherin baby

always smells like conditioner and nail polish

she took violin lessons for the longest time

for as Tol as she is, she can curl up so sm al l when she’s sleepy or is having a Rough Time

plays guitar

shows up at melchiors house unannounced sometimes??

she doesn’t go to college right away bc she needs a Break

it’s ridiculous how much she loves her boyfriends,,

like she’s always ready to kill someone if they fuck w them

hanschen:

had braces as a kid

he’s soooo bad at remembering to wear his retainer

he prbly lost it lbr

slytherin as well

goes to caltech bc he’s Fancy

he has a earthy/woody smell w a lil bit of smokiness. no one knows how he smells like that

he’s shorter than his bf and it makes him Mad

always knows when people are lying

he smokes and ernst Does Not Like That

as i’ve said before, my boy is depressed

bc of that depression + self destructive behaviors (probably learned from moritz) he’s one of the guys who’ll stub out cigarettes on his skin

he’s got a big gay crush on chris evans

ernst:

he anxiously taps but it’s always in a three-four pattern

bites his nails

hufflepuff

he has a notebook for pressing and diagramming plants

he presses flowers for all his friends

he’s got some in a phone case to make it pretty

gets ver y loud and swears a lot during sex

he’s naturally left handed but was forced to use his right hand in elementary school bc they thought left handedness was the devil’s work

he smells like orange ginger shampoo

he’s a soccer nerd and also does knowledge bowl

georg:

he’s,,, a fuckign band student an d a wrestler

he gets shit all the time for wresting from his friends (specifically otto)

he n otto are gryffindor buddies

as mentioned previously, he plays a fuckton of instruments

piano, cello, trumpet, percussion, slide whistle, french horn, oboe, alto clarinet, and my personal favorite, the super bone

he ends up with sooo many dogs

smells like valve oil and rosin. even after he showers and does laundry

he sometimes doesn’t think before he says things and ends up making ppl upset

h*cka jewish

he got melitta to listen to Emo bands like fall out boy and panic! at the disco but in return, she got him to religiously listen to lana del rey

otto:

golden retriever guy. that’s all i have to say on the matter

smells like charcoal and fire smoke

he’s an artsy hoe who likes to do portraits of his gf

he knows how to surf

ends up going to unc for college, not really sure what he’s gonna do for a career

he eventually becomes a pediatric nurse who loves all the kids and sneaks small animals in for them

proposes to martha a nu m be r of times but she’s happy with things as they are (she eventually says yes though)

he gets really good at being able to calm moritz down when he’s not doing too well

would drop literally ev ery th in g for mo and mart

thea:

she’s dating marianna wheelan and they’re adorable

ravenclaw

wendla’s best friend

has some kind of Twin Telepathy with melitta

she smells like hazelnut

she’s hoh and uses sign in most public situations, melitta usually acts as her translator

makes constant closet jokes

always has a deck of cards on her

she’s got some depression

has a combined playbills collection with melitta

Huge crush on tom holland

gay for brenda song

melitta:

makes terrible puns at even worse times

has a te r ri b le memory and adhd

loves to just,, sit in small coffee shops to feel the atmosphere

smells like vanilla

ravenclaw

she, hanschen, and thea are all witches (so is martha)

loves crystal and candle magic, is really good about sensing auras

tarot master

she and thea are supposed to follow hanschen out to california for college after they graduate, but melitta ends up staying on the east coast

tends to excessively beat herself up about things, even after people aren’t mad anymore

never leaves the house without stones and/or crystals

always shading, always vague posting

anna:

she’s a hufflepuff

smells like a combination of floral and fruity

her fashion sense is to die for and everyone goes to her for advice

everyone minus ilse that is bc she’s ilse and she makes her own fashion rules

would totally make the red carpet her bitch

v confrontational

lives in a constant state of Denial that she’s related to bobby

Mom friend that makes everyone’s appointments for them

during the winter season at school, she carries two thermoses around

one is hot chocolate and the other is vodka

she charges melchior for the vodka

she has asthma too and likes to make jokes about “ well thank god i don’t run”

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114. Names

Boys

E Ethan vs. Ezra Eitan vs. Elijah Emmanuel vs. Eden

Girls

Final questions!

Your name (first and middle): Michelle Kimberly Do you like it? Yeah, I’ve always liked the fact I was named after my Aunt Kim. What your parents almost named you: Mom liked the name Jasmine but I guess decided with Michelle. Your favorite girl’s name (first and middle): I’m honestly not sure, I’ve always liked the name Alexa. List five unique names of girls you have met: i’m blanking out right now but i should start listing this as i meet people. List five girl’s names you don’t like: honestly the only names i don’t like are related to girls that i don’t like with that name lmao. List five girls name you really like: haha too lazy to. Your first best friend’s name: Rebekah, Stacey, and Ashlee Your siblings names: Tasha, Aiden, and Bryson. The name of the first pet that you loved: Kimmie. What you would be named if you were the opposite gender: I think mom said Josh but I’m not completely sure.

#survey

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