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โคท summary: saudi arabian and australian grands prix happen! y/n starts making vlogs for the races and it reveals more about her and a certain driver's feelings than she hoped, not that she notices. poor oscar's stuck in the middle of it all but he's trying his best!
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mclaren saudi arabia, you were beautiful even if the results weren't! ready for what's to come
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user1 admin not using a single nice photo of the drivers ๐ญ
user2 admin be honest is this your revenge era
mclaren well, yes!
user3 HELP MEEEE
user4 the way lando looks at her ๐ญ
user5 this is a place of business
user6 oscar looks petrified ๐
mclaren dw guys we're still training him!
oscarpiastri wtf why would u say it like that, i'm not a dog
mclaren full-time team mascot, part time driver
user7 admin drop the insta your so pretty ๐ญ๐ญ
user8 no literally, content of her WHERE
mclaren ynusername ๐คฒ๐ผ
user9 LETS FUCKING GO
user10 HER DISSING HER OWN TEAM ๐ THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU GIRL
mclaren they don't pay me to LIE
user11 CRAZYY
user12 LANDO IS NEVER GETTING A GOOD PIC EVER AGAIN ๐ญ
mclaren what can i say, i am no mans peace ๐ฅฑ
user13 icon
landonorris reporting you to hr
mclaren for what
landonorris idk harrassment or something
mclaren ok keyboard warrior, lets calm down ๐
user14 KEYBOARD WARRIOR HELEPSJSM
user15 i vote admin just takes over and we don't even get driver pictures
user16 real and true
user17 i fear we may have lost the plot
user18 thoughts on today's results
mclaren i'm trying to be positive in general but man
user19 LMAOOOOO
user20 ik the pr department is shaking in their boots after every post notif
mclaren probably! but unfortunately for everyone, i am going to keep doing whatever i want
user21 no more lando beef, mclaren admin?
mclaren i forget but i never forgive. i forgot why we were fighting but i stay hating bitches ๐ฅฑ
landonorris literally WHAT DID I DO
mclaren IDK BUT IK U PISSED ME OFF ๐ซต
oscarpiastri diabolical photo choice
oscarpiastri i look like a little kid on picture day
mclaren so basically your everyday look
oscarpiastri yk what you are making this work environment very hostile
mclaren i can make it more hostile if you want ๐คจ
oscarpiastri nevermind!!!
maxfewtrell most flattering lando picture i've seen in years
mclaren that's saying something isn't it ๐คฉ
user22 i went to haterville and they all knew you admin
mclaren they actually just elected me mayor there!!! ๐ช๐ป
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ynusername if my admin duties don't kill me, i promise my caffeine addiction will! (:
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user23 be honest, how many coffees have you had today
ynusername 3!
user24 oh that's not that bad
ynusername +5
user24 JESUS CHRSUT
bsfusername at this point i think meth would be healthier
ynusername honestly yeah
ynusername thanks for the suggestion!!
user25 nooo admin don't do meth ur so sexy aha
ynusername that just made me want to do meth more
landonorris so what i'm hearing is buying you an espresso machine would get me in your good graces ๐
user26 oh brother here he goes
ynusername you must be deaf then
landonorris ๐ 2 espresso machines?
ynusername i don't want ur dirty espresso machines ๐
oscarpiastri now what car is that ๐ซต
ynusername SHHHHH
oscarpiastri TRAITOR
bsf2username when your not busy being super sexy on a race track, can we go thrifting and get sweetgreen and overpriced coffee ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
ynusername this could've been an email, get this out of my comments ๐
ynusername but yeah obviously
user27 admin vlogs when ๐
ynusername SOON!!! very very soon
user28 mother feeding us once again
ynusername brb, adding single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids, and never stops to my resume
danielricciardo coffee recipe where?
ynusername in your dms now โผ๏ธ
danielricciardo is this flirting
ynusername no if i was flirting i would've told you to ask me in person, i'm just being charitable
landonorris can i get the coffee recipe too then ๐คฒ๐ผ
ynusername wdy want next, my mugs? keep on walking charity case
user29 CHARITY CASE IS CRAZYDFHAJ
user30 she's so effortlessly funny and mean i love her
user31 i feel like this is so unprofessional /:
ynusername babe professional where, you are on??? my personal?? account???
user32 maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the fact that she's consumed enough caffeine to tranquelize a horse
user33 oh please the horse would be dead
ynusername call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME โผ๏ธ๐ช๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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"This thing better be working," could be heard slightly muffled in between vague shuffling sounds. After a second or two of incoherent noise, the camera footage finally came on. Y/N smiled at herself in the camera as the recording light blinked to life, and raised her hand victoriously. She grabbed the smile microphone in front of her and laughed, "It looks like everything is working. Thank God, I wouldn't have known how to fix it otherwise."
"Alright everybody, welcome to the first race weekend vlog hosted by me! Your favorite McLaren admin and social manager. It took me forever to figure out how I wanted to go about this, but now I think I settled on a format that will work," She explained as she walked around the small, clean kitchen that was within frame of the camera. She pulled a glass jar out of her cabinets and left it on the counter before pulling a jug of cold brew and a cartridge of milk out of her fridge.
"It is currently 7:30 A.M on March 29th, and I have a flight to Melbourne in 3 hours. I'm already packed and ready for this weekend, but I wanted to get an introduction filmed and I wanted to take a shower before I left." Y/N paused for a moment as she poured the coffee into her mason jar until she seemed satisfied and began to add some milk. "I am totally exhausted so this is probably cup one of like," she laughed, "I don't know seven probably. And this is a pretty big jar I won't lie."
"The race weekend doesn't technically start until Friday, so I'll be getting there a bit early, but I wanted to film some content before the race weekend gets really hectic, so McLaren is sending me a little bit earlier. I'm excited though! I love the heat, even if I live in London the antithesis of Australian weather," she taste-tested her coffee and hummed in delight.
"God I really never miss with this stuff," she said contently. "Anyway, it's a bit of an early start today, but I'll have plenty of time to sleep on the fight. I mean can you believe that London to Melbourne is a nearly 22 hours," she scoffed. "I vote that we start making all of the races in one place so I don't have to feel jet lag more painful than the force of 1,000 suns every other weekend. Not that I'm complaining," she chuckled awkwardly, "I love my job McLaren please don't fire me."
Abruptly an orange tabby cat came into the frame of the camera, causing Y/N to abruptly grab her glass jar in the hopes of avoiding a mess. She gasped, but laughed as the cat scampered off as quickly as it had come. She shook her head fondly.
"That, ladies and gentleman, was Cali! My cat. She's literally my baby, and I love her more than anything else on this earth. However, she does have an affinity for hitting things off of counters and breaking them. She also hates men and nearly all other animals, so she's basically the world's biggest hazard to society. She's a good girl, I love her." Y/N explained between sips of coffee as she stared wistfully past the the frame of the camera, where it could be assumed Cali had gone.
Abruptly an alarm went off and Y/N threw her head back with a groan.
"That means I have to get in the shower and get ready so I can leave on time," she said, before taking a few more sips of coffee. "I'm going to go do that, and the next time you'll hear my beautiful voice will be at the Melbourne Airport! Cue the travel montage!"
An assortment of clips follow. Y/N is seen dragging her luggage through Heathrow Airport. Y/N is seen ordering another coffee at the airport, finishing the coffee, and ordering another before her flight. Y/N is seen responding to emails from her airplane seat, editing video footage, and responding to instragram and twitter comments. Footage is shown outside the plane window of a cloudy, blue sky and a time lapse is shown as the sky grows beautiful shades of pink and red before becoming a starry-night sky. Y/N is seen cozy in a throw blanket and a travel pillow, presumably asleep with headphones on. Y/N is shown pulling her luggage through the airport once again, with a brand new coffee cup in hand. She smiles, taking a sip before she is seen settled down in a seat in the bustling airport.
"Twenty-two or so hours later and I have finally landed in Melbourne. I'm waiting for my Uber to get here so I can finally be taken to my hotel to drop my stuff off. I have a meeting with the McLaren drivers in two hours, but luckily I slept really well on the plane. I don't know how else I would be able to deal with Lando Norris. I'm going to finish this coffee in order to maximize my tolerance for the next few hours, but I suspect I'll be getting a new coffee before I reach that meeting. My addiction truly knows no bounds," she laughs, trying to ignore the people vaguely shown within frame that are staring at her speaking to a camera.
The camera cuts abruptly and the waiting screen from SpongeBob flashes on the screen, including the narrator's voice reading "2 hours later."
Y/N is shown once again in new clothes, a new coffee cup in hand, and luggage replaced by a small canvas bag. Her comfortable plane clothes have been swapped out for jean shorts and a plain white tank-top. Her hair is clipped back out of her face, and she is adorned with simple gold jewelry and light makeup.
Y/N smiles at the camera as she walks, bustling and talking heard around her, before whispering into the small microphone, "I have arrived at the McLaren garage. It is now time to meet with Lord Lando and workplace mascot Oscar Piastri," the titles slip off her tongue sarcastically and she doesn't bother suppressing an eye-roll.
In the next clip, Oscar and Lando are seen seated on either side of her as they sit in what seems like a board-room. Lando leans over and whispers something that the camera doesn't pick up and Oscar laughs while Y/N grimaces and reaches forward to readjust the camera. When the camera comes back on, Lando and Oscar are seated together on the left of Y/N as she faces on angle toward both them and the camera.
"Don't just sit there and look pretty, say hello to the camera boys," Y/N says and Oscar cackles at the disgruntled look on Lando's face.
"Is that your way of calling me pretty Y/N," Lando chokes out between laughs, and Y/N scoffs with an eye-roll.
"I was actually talking about Oscar, but whatever floats your little papaya boat Norris," Y/N deadpans and Oscar doubles over from the force of his laughter at the pout on Lando's face.
"That's not nice at all, I hope you know that. I think I am sitting here very prettily, thank you very much," Lando says, leaning into the girl next to him to speak into her microphone.
Y/N draws the microphone back, swatting him away, "Yes, yes quite prettily," Y/N mocks in a British accent.
Oscar, still trying to recover, joins in, "Pretty little Lando Norris," and Y/N laughs jovially, reaching across Lando as if the boy weren't there to high-five the Austrialian driver.
"Bullies, the lot of you," Lando mumbles and Y/N brushes off his comment without response before finally facing the camera.
"Anyway, welcome to the first McLaren race weekend vlog. I'm Y/N L/N, the best media manager in the whole god damn world, and this is Lando Norris, the biggest pain in my ass, and Oscar Piastri, the second biggest pain in my ass. How are you feeling about Melbourne boys?" Y/N questions, transitioning smoothly much to the British driver's chagrin.
"Feeling proud to be the second biggest pain in the ass and not the first. Probably the only time i've been glad to get second actually," Oscar comments and Y/N laughs as Lando shakes his head in disappointment.
"But in all seriousness it is good to be home, this is easily my favorite race of the year seeing as it's my home race and i'm looking forward to, hopefully, good results from our team," Oscar supplies and Y/N nods along to his words.
"Yes, Australia, we are in you and we are happy about it," both boys choked out a laugh at the manager's sexual innuendo and Oscar quickly covered his mouth with his hand so as not to react too much. "What about you Lando what are you feeling," Y/N questioned, leaning the small microphone to the boy.
"Feeling like that was a stupid joke. And also like I am going to be getting P1 this weekend. I can feel it in my bones."
"Leave my jokes alone Lando, you're not being paid to be a critic," she scoffed, "and if I recall, you said the same thing in Saudi Arabia not that long ago. What's changed now?"
Lando rolled his eyes, "What's changed is that we're in Australia now and I'm feeling much more confident."
"Well thank god for that," Y/N supplied unhelpfully as Oscar laughed.
"Now, what we really came here for, it's time to film a video for this channel, it's going to be a fan Q and A, I picked the questions. By the time this vlog is up, the QnA should've already been posted. So feel free to stop watching this and to go watch that or whatever," Y/N commented. "After that we're going to film a TikTok challenge," both and Lando and Oscar grimaced, but Y/N ignored their dismay at the idea of fiming yet another TikTok, so cue the montage! Filming time!" Y/N exclaimed and the screen transitioned to a new series of clips.
In the first clip Oscar and Lando were sitting in two chairs while Y/N sat across from them with a set of notecards.
"Lando, this question from user "ln4mania" asks, "Are you and admin actually friends? Or is the online beef real? The people demand answers!" Y/N reads off with a laugh.
"Do you hear that, the people demand answers Lando! Don't keep them waiting!" Oscar and Y/N laugh as Lando shakes his head and tucks his face into his hands.
"There is no beef, guys. Me and admin, or rather me and Y/N are just fine. We hadn't even actually met when that happened," Lando supplied between laughs. Y/N looked at the camera and rolled her eyes with a shake of her head, faux-disagreeing with the boy.
She ignored the simmering pit of disappointment in her stomach. She did in fact have a problem with entitled little Lando Norris who still gave her side-eyed looks and judgmental stares whenever he saw her. If that wasn't humiliating enough, Oscar had clearly noticed it too, which just gave Y/N the feeling that she wasn't being taken seriously at all now that Oscar understood Lando's lack of respect for Y/N. However that didn't matter in the current moment. All that mattered was making this video.
The next clip showed Lando and Oscar sitting at a table with bowls of water in front of them and towels strewn across a chair just within frame of the camera. Y/N stood behind them, hands rested in their hair as she reacted to the prompts being read by someone, an unnamed media intern, off-camera.
"Who is harder to make videos with?" The intern asked and Y/N huffed out a laugh as she let her hands fully grasp Lando's curls and push him into the water quickly. He sputtered, trying to blink the water out of his eyes as Y/N laughed at the wet-puppy dog look he was sporting.
Y/N tried to shake the ridiculous desire to let her hands run through the soft curls underneath her finger tips. Curse Lando and whatever stupidly good, rich-person hair routine he used that made him smell good and look good, and... whatever.
Lando, blinking water out of his eyes, was now undoubtedly certain that being damn-near waterboarded was worth it if it meant that Y/N would laugh like that again. He knew Oscar would harass him again later for being "down-bad" or something along those lines- as he had done every time he caught the man staring-, but as he caught a glimpse of Y/N's bright smile and shaking shoulders, he found he didn't really care.
The next clip showed Oscar, Lando, Y/N, and a laughing media intern as they all dried off- somehow all having become wet through the course of filming. Y/N dried herself off quickly, taking a sip of her newly refilled coffee, not seeing the way that only the camera and Oscar saw Lando stared at her until the driver was nudged back into focus on drying himself off.
A title-card once again came on the screen with white words on a photo collage of Australian grand-prix candids that Y/N had taken, reading "Race montage? More likely than you'd think."
Footage was shown of the free practice sessions. Oscar and Lando getting in and out of their cars. Engineers along the pit wall going over data. The team speaking incoherently, going over the game plan for Sunday's race. Oscar and Lando greeting fans, signing merch, and posing for photos. Y/N smiling and waving at a cheering crowd of people before staring at the camera incredulously with a small caption reading: "Omg she's famous your honor". More clips showed Lando laughing as Oscar tossed grapes and Lando moved to catch them with his mouth. Lando nearly choking as Y/N cackled in the background. Multiple clips showing Y/N with a fresh coffee, and another... and another, as Oscar's face in the background grew with concern. Zak Brown explaining to Y/N the dangers of caffeine overdose, and the need for moderation. Y/N explaining to Zak Brown that without coffee she would simply collapse and die, which the camera showed did nothing to ease her concern. Y/N getting caps signed by the drivers for fans and walking away with intricate friendship bracelets decorating her wrists.
And finally footage of the race. The engineers in the garage. The pit-crew changing tires. The cars racing past as Y/N watched attentively. Footage of the crowd as they cheered when the cars whizzed past. Smiling faces of fans. Y/N's cheers as Oscar and Lando passed. The smiling faces of McLaren employees as Lando and Oscar crossed the checkered flag in P6 and P8 respectively.
Y/N accepting hugs from both drivers, ignoring the burning sensation in her stomach as Lando wrapped his arms around her with a smile and a laugh. Y/N calling Lando smelly and telling him to go wash off if he wants to hug her next time, and him rolling his eyes at her fondly before making a face at the camera. The podium celebration is shown and Y/N smiles as the anthem plays, even though it's not for her own team.
The final clip is shown of Y/N in her hotel room, comfortable in sweats as she sits on the unmade bed.
"Not bad results this week guys! P6 for Lando and P8 for Oscar, which are good points for the team. I'm happy on my end, I think we got some good content filmed, and I am now ready to go to sleep so I can get home to Cali and my own bed quicker. I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you didn't don't tell me because I don't care!" Y/N jokes with a smile.
"Hopefully I will see you all at the next race, if not the race after that! Bye papaya fans, and be sure to follow us on instagram and all of the other social platforms!" Y/N exclaimed, gesturing to the list of the social media handles that appeared on her right hand side.
And with that, the camera cut to black.
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ynusername afraid to report that i fought jetlag and lost ๐ i did sleep for 25 hours straight after melbourne and i had no clue where i was when i woke up! shout out cali for waking me up ๐๐ผ best friend frl
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bsfusername i'm going to try not to be offended by that caption (love you bb cali) but FUCK YOU CAUSE I BOUGHT YOUR ASS BREAKFAST
ynusername my bad! s/o to that bomb ass omlette ๐คฉ
bsfusername never doing shit for you again
user34 that vlog was god tier, how long did that take
ynusername it took 7 hours of editing and years off my life, thanks so much for asking ๐ฅณ
maxverstappen1 thanks again for those podium photos! you have a gift for photography ๐ช๐ป
ynusername don't mention it! ๐๐ผ
ynusername (no seriously, mclaren might behead me)
mclaren beheading is so last year. firing squad. ๐ฃ๏ธ
user35 not y/n threatening herself ๐
oscarpiastri suprised your body didn't naturally wake up for coffee
ynusername it did! just 25 hours later
user36 your poor cat was literally starving for a whole day? youre a horrible owner
ynusername let me introduce you to god's greatest creation: the automatic feeder!!! i'm sure they can mail one to whatever fucking rock you live under!
user37 PERIODDDD
user38 me personally? i'd never log on again
user39 she needs a personal channel ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ i'd subscribe
user40 her cat is so cute ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ gimme that
ynusername ๐ซต STAY BACK HEATHEN, NO ONE TOUCHES CALI AND LIVES
user40 my bad fam ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
user41 i want someone to love me as much as she loves that mean ass cat
landonorris don't you have a job to be doing ๐๐ she slept through a full work day
user42 lando always on her ass and for whattttt
user43 obsessed obsessed obsessed
ynusername i had the day off! but not the guy who was streaming video games coming for me ๐ฅฑ talking bout get a job
user44 lando and y/n beefing on insta again? we're so back
user45 at this point instagram comment beef isn't enough, they need to duel or some shit
user46 the caffeine addiction almost got her guys
ynusername i wish it would, then i wouldn't have to work with lando's annoying ass
landonorris I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS???
ynusername THAT'S THE POINT
user47 honestly just give her a gun atp, these men test her too damn much
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user48 NURSE ๐ซต SHE'S RIGHT HERE
user49 no fr, like let's get back to bed grandma
user50 OP, are you concussed?
user51 no actually cause didn't y/n just say she wanted to khs working with him ๐๐
pastryboy81 that sign can't stop me, because i can't read!
user53 OK I ACTUALLY SEE THE VISION
user54 ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED???!1!1
user55 i fear i totally get it ๐
user56 it's giving enemies to lovers, secret relationship type vibe lowkkkk
user57 no deadass like he hugged her reallll tight
user58 she also hugged oscar ๐ญ๐ญ?? and he has a whole gf
user59 the way she shoved him off and told him he reeked not 5 seconds after ๐ delusion is a disease yall
user60 someone call the f1 gossip pages cause ๐
user61 more like someone call the ward cause somethings real off with yall ๐คจ
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landonorris we miss our mommy
georgerussell63 Who left you in charge of a 1 month old and a 2 year old?
โคท landonorris iโm their dad??
โคท georgerussell63 And??
yn i miss my boys too ๐ฅน๐ฅน & donโt forget to pick up mathรฉoโs ointment
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โคท all4lando sheโs such a mom i love it ๐ญ
francisca.cgomes our??
โคท landonorris she was my mommy first
โคท francisca.cgomes youโre disgusting
joris__trouche Justice for Malachi ๐ 0.5โs are not his friend ๐
โคท yn are you implying my son doesnโt look cute joris?? ๐คจ
โคท joris__trouche Nonono you and lando make the most beautiful babies in the world
leclerc_pascale My boys ๐ฅฐ We need to gave a family dinner soon
โคท landonorris YES PLEASE iโm in need of your pasta right now
โคท leclerc_pascale Come over and bring the boys, I just made some
โคท landonorris already in the car
arthur_leclerc i bet they miss uncle art so much ๐ฅฐ iโm coming over right now dw
โคท landonorris iโm locking the door
โคท arthur_leclerc girlโฆi have a spare key
โคท yn since when?
โคท arthur_leclerc me & charles snuck in when you guys were sleeping ๐ฅฐ
โคท charles_leclerc Hey donโt expose me
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yn back with my boys ๐ค
landonorris first
leclerc_pascale Have fun on your date night!! Love you two ๐ค
โคท lorenzotl Not to much fun though, I donโt need another nephew right now
โคท arthur_leclerc seriously do you guys ever just lay in bed?
โคท landonorris i am incapable of that youโre lucky weโre not on baby number 6
โคท arthur_leclerc oh!
maxverstappen1 Pussy whipped
โคท landonorris damn right
charles_leclerc Finally he wouldnโt stop calling me to tell me he misses you
alexandrasaintmleux The sweetest baby boys ๐ฅน I love them so much
โคท landonorris woah now iโm a devoted and loyal husband to y/n alexandra
โคท alexandrasaintmleux ๐ blocked
carlossainz55 I miss my nephews I will be over soon to kidnap them โค๏ธ
โคท yn sounds great los ๐ซฐ๐ฝ
โคท sharls_leclercussy โlosโ iโm crying ๐ฅน
danielricciardo Gurl boss โ๐ฝ
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landonorris moms such a party pooper ๐ she wouldnโt let me paint the boys yellow and dress them up as minions
charles_leclerc Do you all just lay in bed all day? And do nothing?
โคท landonorris would you like it to be just me and y/n in bed alone doing something?
โคท charles_leclerc I will come sleep in between you two lando norris
mlnmarta Chiara misses Mathรฉo & Malachi!! We need to visit soon ๐ค
โคท yn yess come over!!
georgerussell63 We must make this happen I canโt get the image out of my head
francisca.cgomes hot mama ๐๐๐ฅต
โคท landonorris real she can spank me anytime she wants
โคท mclaren Please do not make us take over your social media again Lando.
yn iโll put you in timeout
โคท landonorris please do ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ
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yn
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yn my babiesss ๐ค living my dream
carmenmmundt So happy for you baby ๐ฅน Youโre so cute I miss you
โคท yn carmen ilysm ๐ญ๐
alexandrasaintmleux Seriously though, our shopping date when? ๐คจ๐คจ
โคท yn tomorrow ๐ซ
francisca.cgomes MILF MILF MILF
โคท carmenmmundt MILF MILF MILF
โคท alexandrasaintmleux MILF MILF MILF
โคท lilymhe MILF MILF MILF
โคท lilyzneimer MILF MILF MILF
โคท landonorris MILF MILF MILF ๐คค๐ฅต๐๐
landonorris let me put another baby in you please please please mommy ๐๐๐ซ๐
โคท yn landoโฆweโve talked about whatโs appropriate to comment and whatโs not
โคท mclaren Come on bro ๐
โคท francisca.cgomes take away his social media rightsโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
leclerc_pascale My beautiful girl and her beautiful family๐ฅฐ
lilymhe ok period aesthetic queen
haileybeiber literally my pintrest board
carla.brocker i miss you sweet girl ๐
โคท yn i miss you we need to have a sleepover soon ๐ฅน
โคท flowers444yn y/n still having sleepovers as a wife and mom of 2 kids is so on brand
landoslove this post was for the girls
โคท landonorris donโt forget lando ๐๐๐ฅฐ
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landonorris Enjoying Barcelona with my family โค๏ธ
arthur_leclerc yk itโs not lando because heโs using auto caps
thisistotallynotlando they didnโt take away my burner account ๐คฃ๐ซต๐ฝ i canโt be stopped
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alex_albon free lando till itโs backwards โ๐ฝ
pierregasly YOU WILL BE AVENGED LANDO
georgerussell63 This definitely sounds like lando ๐
oscarpiastri Very convincing
slutmeoutlewis they actually took over his account again ๐ญ๐ญ
hoeforsainzzz justice for lando
thisistotallynotlando not gonna be a little family for long ๐
lordperceval petition for lando to get his account back โ๐ฝ
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yn
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yn do you wanna play mermaids with us?
alexandrasaintmleux My love ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ
beloved.hamilton where are mathรฉo & malachi at??
โคท yn with their dad ๐
carmenmmundt My mermaid tail is purple
oscarpiastri Come back down lando canโt talk to you cause they took his phone and heโs tweaking
โคท sharls.eclair THEY TOOK HIS PHONE ๐ญ
francisca.cgomes damn ma
leclerc_pascale Beautiful girls โค๏ธ
โคท alexandrasaintmleux ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ
โคท yn thank you maman ๐ค
charles_leclerc My girls โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
โคท yn โฅ๏ธ
โคท alexandrasaintmleux ๐โฅ๏ธ
mclaren i miss you baby - lando
โคท maxverstappen1 LMFAO GIRL ๐
โคท sharls_lerklerk max?? ๐ญ
landosfootfungus whereโs landoโs comment?? ๐ช
โคท yn heโs in social media jail rn
lilymhe SO GORGEOUS UGH ๐ซ
georgerussell63 The last slide is actually lando and y/n is you guys didnโt know
โคท alexandrasaintmleux Actually ๐คโ๐ฝ
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landonorris 3 weeks of good behavior and i got my account back. and what did i do in those 3 weeks of good behavior? i got my wife pregnant again ๐
arthur_leclerc sick bastard (iโm so excited)
lorenzotl I jinxed it ๐ช
yn baby girl norris?? ๐
leclerc_pascale Canโt wait to meet my new grand baby ๐ฅฐ
alexandrasaintmleux yayaya so happy rn
carmenmmundt You two make the cutest babies itโs not even funny ๐ฅน๐ฅน
francisca.cgomes YESYESYES SO EXCITED
joris__trouche Crazyy congrats you two ๐
maxfewtrell Leave that poor girl alone
carlossainz55 UNCLE CHILI ๐ถ๏ธโค๏ธ
flavy.barla Awhh so happy for you two ๐
ciscanorris Another one! ๐ฉต๐ฉท
charles_leclerc WHY DO YOU DO THIS?? MY BABY SISTER?? JUST LAY IN BED AND SLEEP ONCE IN A WHILE OH MY FUCK
โคท lilymhe anwaysโฆCONGRATULATIONS ๐ฅน
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yn matthew senna norris ๐ค
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landonorris i love you baby thank you giving me everything iโve ever wanted and more โฅ๏ธ
โคท yn i love you more
โคท landonorris i love you the most
alexandrasaintmleux baby matty ๐ฅน๐ฅน
leclerc_pascale Another boy, are we surprised? Heโs the cutest boy in the world
georgerussell63 Coming over now
carmenmmundt Stopp how cute ๐
charles_leclerc Je t'aime ma petite รฉtoile
โคท sharlsworld โi love you my little starโ
arthur_leclerc project senna
mclaren Future world champ ๐งก
lorenzotl Maybe another one isnโt so bad
oscarpiastri Malachi is barley 2 months old??
โคท landonorris i want a football team. itโs not my fault my wife is so sexy and iโm horny 25/8???
francisca.cgomes auntie kiki is coming baby!! ๐
lilymhe cutie boy ๐ฅน๐ฉต
maxverstappen1 Now get a vesectomy lando โค๏ธ
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