#RIP to the Sterek shippers tho

[violetheart77]

Ah lads not again

[wtfwhy]

SPOILERS!!!!!!! Unorganized Teen Wolf movie review basically

I actually... really liked it??? Like it's not that good but I enjoyed watching it! A lot of parts were genuinely funny and the plot was like passable! (Quite a few unanswered questions tho)

There were some things I found confusing or weird, like idk wtf Harris had against the pack (his reveal was funny af tho) and a few other things, but they were mostly just because of the lack of Stiles, Kira, and and Isaac

The Kira 'stand in' girl (I think her name was Hikari??) Was pretty cool, obviously sucks that Kira herself wasn't there but that's a whole different conversation 👀

Honestly, as a huge Stydia shipper I was hoping they wouldn't break them up and just have him like watching their kids or something (I think I saw a funny post of that once) but they way they broke them up? Not actually that bad? Like Lydia left him because she loved him and I was just worried that they wouldn't love each anymore so I'll take what I can get! Tho not expanding on the dreams she was having is a bit of a lost thread, but since it wasn't really apart of the main story, I'll let it slide lol.

I did not like how they just pretended Issac didn't exist, that was pretty fucked up. Like I predicted that Scott and Allison would get back together by the end, but damn rip Isaac for real 😔

Anyways, about Derek's death... Honestly, since I wasn't taking the movie that seriously in the first place, I didn't really feel anything about Derek dying? Like don't get me wrong, I love the man and if they killed him off in the actual show I'd be bawling, but the movie to me is just a silly little suggestion to canon than law. There's real canon, fanon, and the third secret canon that lives inside my brain ☺️

But like, I don't really care that he died in the movie, I was just surprised tbh. Rip king you deserved better 🙏 (I don't understand how he just like, disappeared, after being burnt?? Like maybe I didn't notice it but his body was gone like huh???)

I never liked Scott and Malia together so I'm glad they broke up, but Malia and Parish was weird as hell and was just so random. I think that ever since Malia and Stiles broke up the writers just couldn't figure out what to do with her? Which is a total shame cause Malia is queen. But none of her relationships post stiles make sense or work out so rip (I do love me some stlia on the side ngl)

Jackson was GREAT, funny af and just like how I would imagine the redeemed adult version of the asshole from season 1, 10/10

Lots of missed opportunities for interactions, (like Liam and Mason) but it's only a 2h movie so I get it

I thought both Scott and Allison were great, tho I'm not sure how I feel about her staying alive afterwards. Plus I always shipped Scira more but you know 👀 love that Scott was the same great guy ☺️ when he hugged Chris I literally cried it was so cute 🥺

UNEXPECTED TWIST for me!!! I came into the movie, very lightly shipping Chris and Melissa, and came out of the movie shipping Chris, Melissa, and Peter 😳 I didn't expect that! But they were such a cute trio omg it was amazing

Eli was cute and I don't think that he was that much like stiles, but there obviously similarities

And Jackson and Lydia brotp??? Absolutely!!!

So that's basically it, I'll give this a solid 7/10

PS: saw some people legitimately mad that sterek didn't happen, fuck those people. You are not allowed near my blog...unless you want to send funny hate anon that I can roast

(like one person brought up the whole, sterek was "queerbaiting" thing, which is such bullshit. They literally never fucking liked each other, even platonically. I would say by the end of the show Derek just barely tolerates Stiles. The real queerbaiting was the writers being to scared to confirm that Stiles was Bi because it's ridiculous how many scenes pointed to that, especially in seasons 1-3 smh)

I might take about more later but it's bedtime!!!

[jrhostile]

my opinion on ships that no one asked for

Teen wolf edition

scallison: 3/10 shipped them at the start but eeh just to complicated. will always be cute tho

Isaac x allison: 3/10 its just so... meh

lydia x allison: 4/10 its cute but i dont really ship it

allison x literally anyone: 3/10 i dont really like her tbh, its nothing to do with her i just... dont like her

scisaac: 10/10 its so fucking cute my gawd so much gay and they just make sense

scalia: 4/10 i dont like it when people get with there bestfriends ex honestly

sceo: 2/10 Theo definitely had a crush on Scott when they were kids but other than that, no. It just doesn't feel right, they're dynamic is way off and just agghh

scott x kira: 8/10 it was so damn cute and their relationship was just so healthy until the very end goddamn

malia x kira: 8/10 that dancing scene was immaculate and just their dynamic was so juicy

stalia: 5/10 it was cute at times but ehhhh, i understand were people are coming from but not for me

sterek: 11/10 they are the moment. and before people say "tHe AgE dIfFeReNcE" they actually only have a 2-3 year age gap so its fine

stydia: 7/10 i used to be a HARDCORE stydia shipper but now its just so meh but dont worry they will always be cute

stiles x erica: 3/10 there was no actual connection it was just her having boobs and looking at stiles then suddenly every one was like "OMG I SHIP IT UWU STERICA ENDGAME" but i cant really talk cause i ship kyle x bow from she-ra

boyle x erica: 8/10 now this is a ship i can get by. they were so cute and i just cant explain how they made me happy but they did

stiles x cora: 3/10 again, no real connection. but they had a cool friendship

isaac x cora: 3/10 he thought she was hot and thats pretty much it so... yeah

Liam x hayden: 4/10 it was cute but in the end i didnt like how she was acting towards him and i lowkey had to search up her name for this because i forgot it

brett x liam: 3/10 i love enemies to lovers and i mf-ing CRIED when brett died but i just dont think they would work

brett x mason: 2/10 bsf's enemy to lovers isnt a thing and will never be a thing, fight me bitch ass

hayden x tracy: 5/10 it was a nice ship and they made sense but again, idgaf bout hayden so i dont actively ship her with anyone

theo x tracy: no one actually ships this so ima not even rate it

thiam: 100000001/10 YES YES YES their relationship was beautifully formed and im so sad they didnt make them get together. i swear to the god that Theo doesnt believe in i will rip of my own arms and feed them to myself if they dont get together in the movie

morey: 12/10 they are so cute, their relationship was so healthy, they fit like a puzzle and understand each other. i want everything about their relationship, i want it, its mine

melissa x noah: 1/10 i rather them as friends and while i love the idea of Stiles and Scott being step-bro's i just... dont... ship... them

melissa x chris: 6/10 i thought they were sweet and i just enjoyed them

jordan x lydia: 2/10 pedocore

Peter x anyone: 2/10 i feel like he is demiromantic so i dont really ship him with anyone

[jhutv]

Teen Wolf Thoughts

Finally getting around to watching season 6...here are all my thoughts (in no particular order kind of by character)

[as of episode 6x09]

parrish PLZ

NOSHIKO thank you thank you thank you for bringing her back

WHY did they have to break KIRA’s sward if i were noshiko i’d be so fucking pissed

PETER!!!!! (giddy joy upon seeing him in the trailer) 

Peter why did you have to say that to melissa. leave her alone!

Peter !!!!  tysm for coming back for malia!!! also i feel like he wasn’t this fathery in the other seasons but idc because i love this side of him

PETER :(((( burned again my poor baby

Young stiles looks nothing like him!!!

THEO IS BACKKK!!! okay hate his character and his personality but CODY

hayden u give the best support to your boo

hayden why you have to do that (u are so brave and so mature)

liam plz cut your hair

liam thank u for saving theo you’re such a good person 

love how u are becoming an alpha

scott please stop being so mean to liam

i really think corey is so extra

BUT omg so cute bc he doesn’t get the cat thing and i LIVE

those tears tho (thank u khylin)

WHY DID THEY MAKE MR. DOUGLAS EVIL? and a nazi?

what do green eyes mean?? is it control?

an argent and a mccall part 2??

also when did this happen

also melissa it was so clear he wasn’t saying your name...ALSO wtf couldn’t argent just say honey

also melissa LOVE how you are main cast this season and you are so brave and i love u

those phone calls from scott tho to MOM ded

YASSS malia use those men for meaningless sex and force them to be the little spoon <3

also just like malia love this season (thank u shelley)

not a huge stydia shipper (bc of sterek...rip) but omg!!!! the feels

okay but would stiles really have known GWEN? lmao

HOLLAND that acting

also thank u for being a lefty

mischief mischief mischief = stiles SO FUCKING GENIUS

OMG that back story!!!! (the one sheriff stilinski tells to the gang about stiles) I CRY ALSO STILES’ NAME!!!! WE FINALLY!!! GOT! IT! i cried

jeff, do not make her the only one left at the end

YES banshee powers

omg why are other banshee’s so weird

wtf how did these people conjure up the dead -- like hallucination’s i understand BUT like how do other people see them

THAT MALIA/sister/mom/theo flashback THO!!! (perfect teaser for theo tho) ... and they brought him back

stiles please come back soon? is that u in the fog?

BRING DEREK BACK (arden and braeden and morrell, yeah no i haven’t forgot about her)