#Request for Permit

[halvedslab]

For the mwarch request could you possibly do 21 with Scar and Grian?👉👈Maybe Scar is talking about Star Wars too much???

21. A kiss to shut them up

"Don't put me on hold again..........!!!!!!!!"

[emberdragon34]

All the prompts at once-

@perfection96s - Cub doing permit managerial things such as hunting Joe (hiding in the background) and being disappointed at Scar (and stealing his indiana jones hat)

@tillytally9 - Indiana Scar had a slight mishap with his lasso trying to catch Joe…

@cupcakefunnyface1 - Permit Office police complete with Skizz laughing at Scar’s failure in the background

@sugar-blaze - Is a tiny underrated Joe good enough? There is also xB and Beef in other art, and there will be another Joe in another piece coming

@marzghost - Mumbo being Skizz’s butler and giving him spare fireworks on a place for a joe-hunting firework crossbow

I am so sorry this is two weeks late, I have zero excuses except ADHD

[hermit-permits]

I fished up a mending book yesterday

This DIAMOND PERMIT has been given to THIS ANON for FISHING UP A MENDING BOOK.

(Congrats, anon! You did it better than a YouTuber with over 8 million subscribers!)

[nelly289]

sometimes I feel like a relationship would fix me but I know that's no good I just struggle when I have to keep reminding myself of that... if only I had someone who could remind me of that... perhaps someone... like a romantic partner...

[soullessjack]

ok chat I have a burst of energy give me money drawing ideas to do tomorrow night please and thank you

[blorbologist]

Just gotta gush here;

I'm DMing my first oneshot next Friday and I am SO excited and SO scared! It's for my fellow grad students in the lab, including one newbie who has never played any TTRPG before, so I'm. Very Nervous about that. But she requested a Christmas theme, so even though I don't care for the holiday I had Ideas and I'm just.

Having SO much fun trying to balance encounters around a low-level, inexperienced party, and making battlemaps, and instead of minis we have candy instead (I've got a surprise Big Chocolate Santa to destroy if they decided to go for a boss fight), and loot tables for Santa's Workshop (with cheeky references like a Ring of Invisibility addressed to one Frodo), and integrating backstories into this as best I can, and figuring out how I'll vaguely keep things on track, and preparing some music (including old favorite Wrath of the Lich King and Narnia tracks) and JUST!!!

WOW this is so much fun but so nerve-wracking!

Santa's elves unionized, so he sacked them and replaced them with gingerbread men constructs... which attracted mimics.

Seeing the cookie-carnage, Santa fled with his bare-minimum number of reindeer, abandoning the workshop a week-ish before Fantasy Christmas.

A dragon, finding this wealth of gold and toys unclaimed, decided to move in with her goblin entourage, and obviously everyone thinks she ate Santa. The dragon, meanwhile, is quite happy descending into her deep winter slumber knowing her hatchling has a toy-hoard to keep it occupied. And as for the goblins, they have gotten in touch with their artistic side and are throwing themselves into making toys.

Also the mimics are all very small toys and keep eating goblins that are out of sight. And really want to eat that baby dragon.

So that's what three adventurers are going to walk into after braving the blizzard to 'save Christmas'. What happens next? Up to them!

[monopoly-mountain-requests]

A care kit for Grian, with an emphasis on being part of the Permit Office! For @rainbowram42

Sunday Newspaper candle

Keyboard click fidget

Coffee and Books slime

Everything Is Fine sticky notes

Desk Pet

Hermitcraft Season Ten Polaroid sticker

[keeps-ache]

bedtime story time!! [opens up local driver's manual]

[mazzystar24]

Name a historic battle?

Easy

An immigrant student vs student finance and the evidence section of the application

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

For that Hermit Permit uquiz I think I channeled all my teenage-self's frustration from my first attempt at getting my learner's permit where I failed the test because of a question that went like "When driving behind another vehicle in town, what is a safe distance to keep between the vehicles?" and the answers were like A) 20 feet, B) 3 car lengths, C) 30 feet, D) a safe distance

want to guess what the correct answer was?? take a wild guess at which one it was

[hermit-permits]

This DIAMOND PERMIT has been given to PLUMADOT for HAVING A DND AU.

(The anon also requested this permit for her kindness and positivity in the community, and the Permit Maker (i.e. the blog runner) agrees with that statement.)

look at this chaotic little dnd party

[hermit-permits]

can i get a permit for being a really gay anon

This GOLD PERMIT has been given to THIS ANON for BEING A REALLY GAY ANON.

(This better not be you, Scott Smajor.)

[solidwater05]

I'm gonna start watching Jevin because every day I disagree more with the permits

[sunwukxng]

I'm about to McFreaking lose it. 🥹

[hermit-permits]

This DIAMOND PERMIT has been given to BC-JPEG for MAKING MUMBO HOT AGAIN.

(Permit was wrongly issued under "shaving Mumbo's mustache". This error has now been corrected. Apologies for the confusion!)

hey . Paws at you . can yuo Give me a mumbo and Make that thang SHAVED . no Mustache . Exposed to the world.

behold

[justashadetalkative]

➶ : Opinion on killing. (Specifically Diamond but I know everyone would have good takes o n this!)

(Opinion prompts | Accepting!)

"It's... mm. A tool of last resort. Which isn't necessarily to say that I think you need to try every other thing you can think of first, in the situations where you actually need to kill someone that tends to be fucking foolish, just that... if you are going to kill someone, you had better be damn sure that it actually accomplishes what you want, that what you want to accomplish is the right thing to accomplish and actually needs done in the first place, and that there aren't any other options that would work better."

"The more power and control you have, the less justifiable killing becomes. If you have control over someone's life, if you have the power to neutralize any direct threat that life might pose, then you lose the right to take that life away."