"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to"
- Rita Rudner
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Quote of the day for Friday, October 29, 2021
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Fri, October 31, 2020 "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.'" - Rita Rudner #ritarudner #quoteoftheday #ritarudnerquote #quotesabouthalloween #learnsomethingneweveryday #quotescreatorapp @quotescreatorapp https://www.instagram.com/p/CHA9_4nHq9-/?igshid=fixnyfoj18v5
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My bro here posing like Mr Olympia when it's time for selfie 📸🤦🏽♂️😹💪🏽 "The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down.'" - 😹🤣🤣🤣🙏 #gymmemes #healthy #fitness #trainhard #gymgirlgains #strongman #gymselfie #bootcamp #goodvibesonly #strengthandconditioning #motivation #gymmotivation #reebok #speedo #healthyandfit #upperbody #ritarudner (at Gold's Gym Fujeirah) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0tMKZhSPy/?igshid=9gfw7tcmpfq4
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We'll all be performing at the #Laughlin #Laugh Fest 2017 #JayLeno #RitaRudner #DatPhan #AnjelahJohnson @Dat_Phan Come See Us! #Nevada @CammieCooley
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“Nice haircut, you freak in a can.” ... #poodles #poodle #dogs #dogz #hair #funnyhaircut #ritarudner #funnyquotes #humor #funny #cult #weird
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I Get A Lot Of Return Business. I Think It's All Those Years I Put In Traveling Around The Country People Saw Me Before And Had A Good Time So They Want To See Me Again. -Rita Rudner Facebook: @bluemoon.thoughts https://www.facebook.com/BlueMoon.Thoughts/ Instagram: @bluemoon_thoughts Tumblr: bluemoon-thoughts
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#petersfriends #1992 #kennethbranagh #emmathompson #ritarudner #drama #comedy #quote #movie DP #rogerlanser (à Hertfordshire)
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. #RitaRudner #Rita #Rudner #quote #sinetos #quotes
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It's 'O'mazing! The crew are ready. Are you? #hal #halcruises #hollandamerica #HollandAmericaLine #Eurodam #OprahOnAShip #SharetheAdventure #ShareTheBears #OprahInspired #yearofadventure #oprahwinfrey #oprah #ownambassadors #omagonhal #omagadventure #omaginsiders #supersoulsunday #supersoul #oprahsbookclub #omagazine #RitaRudner #gayleking #JohnnyandJuliette #JuliettePower #JuliettesAngel #nytbestseller #faithhaswings www.juliettepower.com (at Seattle, Washington)
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Quote of the day for Thursday, June 6, 2019
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Happy Birthday. Today, Sept 17, - Rita Rudner, American actress and screenwriter was born. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Rudner) #RitaRudner
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I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
Rita Rudner
#waternomads #boardrental #newzealand #taranakiwaveclassic #lovesharks #wavepatrol #preditorofthesea #windsurfinggirls #windsurfchicks #starboardwindsurfing #severnesails #ritarudner #whiophotography
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NEW comic! Who doesn't? She's funny as hell! http://CompanyMan.TheComicStrip.org/comics/pl/1053532 #COMICSTRIP #HUMOR #WEBCOMICS #COMICS #FUNNY🖕#maga! It's #DumbJokeThursdayOnAFriday! #RitaRudner #SavingsBonds #AmericanDad #Grimace #McDonalds #CartoonistsWhoResist
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{Next month!} We'll all be performing at the @laughlin_laughfest #JayLeno #RitaRudner #DatPhan #AnjelahJohnson Aug 4th-6th 2017 @Dat_Phan Come See Us! #Nevada @CammieCooley #LaughlinLaughFest @jaylenosgarage
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