#Rl-3

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Welcome to the wasteland, 19-year-old child! I guess you’ll be needing a partner in this dangerous wilderness, huh? Pick one:

Sketchy robot

Not technically a slave

Literal actual sexual predator

no this one is really a slave, yeah she’s being held against her will

Hypercompetent family friend [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]

Guy you’ve known your entire life [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]

Kind, helpful walking tank [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Fo3 Companions Reactions To You Being Sold Into Slavery

➼ Word Count » 0.3k ➼ Warnings » mentions of slavery ?? ➼ Genre » Platonic/Romantic, Hurt/Comfort

Charon gets really nervous when he hears that you've been kidnapped and will rush to try and prevent you from getting hurt. He might not show it often, but he cares a lot about you and doesn't know what would become of him if he failed at protecting you.

Clover is terrified for you and will try her best to do anything to get you out of that, even if it means selling herself back into slavery in exchange for your freedom. She’s already damaged, a little more can’t hurt her.

Star Paladin Cross wastes no time gathering a group of paladins and knights before coming to get you out of there. She'll immediately have the group take you to the scribes to make sure you're alright and to give you a break from everything you must've endured.

Jericho knows better than to pick a fight with slavers and will just end up buying you back. He'll berate you for getting caught but he's honestly just glad you're alright.

Butch has no idea what to do when he hears the news. He wants to help but he doesn't know how. He'll eventually settle on hiring a bunch of mercenaries and making this big, dramatic rescue for you. You'll both end up with at least one bullet lodged into your skin but the absolute excitement he feels when you're both finally in a safe location drowns out the pain and he'll give you the biggest hug.

Fawkes is so worried when he finds out you've been taken and will do everything he can to get you out of that situation, even if it means storming straight into Paradise Falls on his own and shooting up the place. You've gotten him out of imprisonment so he feels obligated to do the same for you and get you free again.

RL-3 isn't worried, you can tough it out for a bit while you wait for him to arrive. He'll start torching everyone when he finally catches up to you, though, and will salute you for your bravery.

Dogmeat probably ends up being taken as a slave with you, so you're both just sitting in a cage together. He'll growl when someone gets close to you, but that's all he can actually do.

[puppyboygf]

[jenjennhi]

yeehaw

inspired by @expiredsoda and @alexandroseleven and @resident-lover and everyone who enjoys cowboy!bela

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some quick macaroni cookie doodles...😗

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“So kiss me.”

THANK YOU @aevumace SO SO MUCH FOR COLLABING WITH ME 🫶 ITS BEEN SO FUN!!!

[theharlotofferelden]

Gonna take the bigot’s advice and make my own post on this.

The problem I have with people having this “opinion” or “headcanon” that Astarion is gay (or that Karlach is a lesbian) is that it’s directly alienating to bi and pan folks within the community. Like, there’s bi and pan ppl in the community and you’re saying this shit on main like it’s just a cute lil opinion that’s free of consequences. It’s not ✨just an opinion✨. When you say shit like this, you’re stereotyping queer people and are invalidating that bi and pan ppl exist and are allowed to exist in ways that contradict your understanding of what it means to be queer.

Acting like there’s a difference between saying “I can’t imagine him with women” and saying you only see him as a gay man is being deliberately obtuse. We all know what you mean and the fact that you’d prefer to double down and act like a child in an adult fandom is honestly embarrassing.

On top of that, you have folks (like this person) claiming that because they’re queer themselves they are somehow incapable of perpetuating queer stereotypes and/or being bi/panphobic. I don’t know how to make you understand that it’s complacent to think your identity makes you immune to being a bigot. I rly don’t.

If you’re thoroughly invested in the idea that Astarion is gay and Karlach is a lesbian, please ask yourself why. Then ask yourself why you are easily ruffled when people try to tell you that your opinion is directly harmful to the community. Then ask yourself why it’s so important to cling onto this “headcanon” and what you’re really losing when you acknowledge that all of these characters are bi and pan.

But to the folks who are gearing up to chime in with “lol I’m not reading all of that”: I’m sorry I’m not fucking pithy enough to speak on a subject that gets rehashed every fucking decade. Peace and love ✌️

[videogamelover99]

I redesigned my girlie

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Does this mean the MW series will continue after MWIII?? *-* IIee! Also:

AAAAaaaa! Yess, i believe thanks to all of you! <3 Look at the boys and gals shiningg✨🔥

They can't have Makarov in just one game right? right? Just make it three, atleast :3 Also, no deaths, please. Not necessary.

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Fallout 3 Companions Ranked By Whether They Should Have Turned on the Purifier

Fawkes. Absolutely no excuse. This isn’t even different from the G.E.C.K. except that HE WILL ALSO DIE if no one goes in. Obviously he’s radiation-resistant and he’ll be fine, but nah. What was all that stuff about owing the LW your life, again? He gives some excuse about destiny. What?? Just because it narratively makes sense for the main character to die here doesn’t mean you have to enforce that from inside the story, Fawkes. Booooo.

RL-3. His Broken Steel dialogue clarifies that he does understand that he’s immune to radiation, so he’s basically saying you should die because your dad did, which is deranged. Why would a soldierbot even think he can disobey that order? How does his programming even allow for this? Unclear.

Charon. Buddy, we know that any day you can find a loophole and disobey your employer is a good day. Happy for you. But now is perhaps not the time? His original dialogue is just flat-out cruel, but in Broken Steel he sounds more like he’s teasing. I’ll give him a few points here because I don’t think it’s impossible that high radiation could turn a ghoul feral. Also, he doesn’t necessarily have any reason to be loyal to the LW since he’s not here by choice. Still, you’d think he’d see the logic in avoiding anyone’s death altogether. (Unless their death would free him? Somehow I doubt that.)

Star Paladin Cross. MA’AM. You are third-in-command of the Brotherhood. Those people who style themselves after knights? Who make this big fuss about honor and bravery and stuff? Yeah, them. Neither you nor Sarah should even be entertaining the idea of letting this teenager die for you. If anyone’s going to survive it’s you, since you’re a cyborg. I swear James’s ghost is punching you in the face right now.

Jericho. Yeah, not likely. Would be better than letting the teenager do it. But not likely.

Butch. He’s pretty much in the same situation as the Lone Wanderer, except that it’s not his family legacy driving the story. He’s a sad 20-year-old hairdresser who didn’t sign up to have his insides roasted. Understandable that he wouldn’t want to go in.

Clover. You tell them, queen. Set those boundaries. Sure, LW could theoretically blow up your head for that, but every other option here also means probable death, so just take back your autonomy while you can. You owe them nothing.

[everydayyoulovemeless]

fo3 companions discovering the lw has a body pillow in their likeness?

Fo3 Companions Discovering that Lone Has a Body Pillow of Them

➼ Word Count » 0.5k ➼ Warnings » none ➼ Genre » Romantic/Platonic?

Charon doesn't have much of an opinion on it. Sure, it's strange, but what hasn't been in his life? He's had much worse holders to his contract and, if the worst thing you're going to do is own a body pillow that looks like him, he's counting himself lucky. Just don't make it any weirder than it has to be. He'll ignore it as long as you do.

Clover is actually kinda into it. She considers it an honor that you found a way to get your hands on a body pillow that resembles her! In her mind, it just shows that you care and maybe even love her! Although, she would've preferred that you'd just asked her to hold you at night. She finds that she gets a tad jealous over the pillow if you seem to be overly attached to it.

Star Paladin Cross feels the need to step in when she discovers it. Not only is it inappropriate considering she's your superior and was friends with your dad, but also because she finds it incredibly uncomfortable. She'll approach you kindly, trying to explain in the most professional way possible that she's just not ok with whatever you've got going on. You need to toss the pillow. There's not going to be a discussion about this.

Jericho finds it weird. He doesn’t do well with clingy or obsessive people, so finding out about this habit of yours raises all sorts of flags for him. How does someone even come across the means to obtain something so specific? And why aren't you using those resources to do something beneficial? He won't bring it up, but it definitely makes him look at you differently.

Butch is confused, to say the least. He’s tormented you for your entire life up until this point and.. you have something like that? Of him?? He finds it baffling that you could EVER find comfort in something that resembles him, even if he did make up for the past. He won't bring the body pillow up specifically, but you'll notice that he suddenly starts making jokes and innuendos about you being a masochist because he doesn't know what else to do other than assume that you are one.

Fawkes doesn't understand it, but he's not entirely against it. If anything, he'll feel a bit prideful about it. To him, it's as if you feel comfortable enough around him to view him as a source of comfort and, as a mutant, that's all he could ever hope for. Especially, from someone such as you. He won't tell you that he's found it, but you'll notice the shift in his mood as he becomes a lot more joyful afterward.

RL-3 decides that if you're going to go as far as making a body pillow of himself, then you should at least add the American flag as well. It's clear he doesn't understand what the implications are of you owning that, but he tries to make it about securing a stronger loyalty toward the country. Surely, you only own that because you have a certain respect toward America and its leaders, and it's something he admires greatly.

[flufftummy]

kinda very slapdash so ill polish it later but i need to focus on my exams so im slapping this here for closure

[haii2u]

Fallout 3 scribbles

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gay pirates season is upon us! i haven’t changed my url in literal years, so tagging some mutuals under the cut 💜 still tracking #useravia

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