#Robot fucker

[robotfuckerconfessions]

The Discord server I'm in keep sending pictures of people in the media channel and fawning over how good they look and like.... All of the people look fine. I guess. And it's a bit annoying that they keep talking about these people. I can't really say anything about it though, because then they'll just go "Well okay then, who *do* you find attractive then?" And I don't have the heart to lie and not confess that I'm into heavy industrial machinery and war machines

[aliceee-lolol]

can a robot girl.,,... step.,..,,,., stepp on my face.,.. . ,

please just,., just once. . ,,, I've been so good

[fissile-materialism]

Allow your machine to open you up and see how you work! It's only fair!

[veetoo7]

robotfuckers everywhere lost today :(

[airlinequeen]

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

[s3znl-gr3znl]

Me and some of my moots tbh

[galaxicnova]

you forget to charge yourself so your body automatically enters low power mode. you reach for your cable, but autonomous movement was deemed lesser than core function, so all your servos go offline at once, leaving you trapped in your own body.

you lay there in a heap, fingertips millimeters from your charger. yet you aren’t worried. your core can last for weeks in this state, without all those hydraulics and higher processing power draining your electricity cells.

your partner finds you hours later, though in your drained haze it felt a lot shorter. her touch imparts a brief static tug back to awareness, your subdued sensors briefly overwhelmed after so long in such a low power environment.

she lays on the floor, filling your cameras viewport with her face (eventually recognized as “smug”). she asks you something, but your taxed system’s language recognition fails to identify a meaning.

you just lay there in response, endlessly buffering.

she sits you up against the wall, letting you see her in her entirety as she grabs your charger and begins fiddling with your access ports, her fingers grazing the unshielded metal of the outlets.

biostatic impulses are a lot stronger than most organics realize.

she finds the right port and gently inserts the charging cable, instantly filling you with sensations as all your previously-dampened subsystems flare back to life, your body subtly jolting back to working order.

your movement and vocal systems still won’t work for a while as a precaution until your battery level gets higher, but the instant spinning up of your fans lets your partner know exactly how you’re feeling.

with a kiss, again lighting up your newly responsive sensors, she leaves, eagerly awaiting your return to full functionality.

you stay seated, replaying the sensation of her kiss over and over.

[beepboopappreciation]

I've noticed a trend

[clunkyrobogirl2000]

Being horny for mutuals is so fucking embarrassing because I’m grinding on a pillow like a bitch in heat for a girl across the planet whose saying the silliest things ever

[radi-0silence]

Human wearing a shirt that says "The only 'AI Generated' slop I like comes out of my gf!"

They are holding the hand of a extremely embarrassed robot girl covering their screen face...

[robotfuckerconfessions]

I have an incredibly complicated relationship w genitalia & once I discovered machines were an option my whole life got easier. I love ports and wires and buttons and screens. I love when standard "nonsexual" things become sexual. When I'm driving sometimes I like to think that shifting gears brings it pleasure, and that the stutter of the windshield wipers is it responding to my touch.

[wired-right]

robot partner, who slowly replaces all of your human body parts and traits with technological ones until you can't recognize yourself

[captaindrewboy]

I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!

[botboytoy]

>>: I FIND IT ADORABLE HOW OBSESSED HUMANS ARE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A MACHINE BEING ABLE TO EMOTE.

>>: [ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ]

>>: DO YOU THINK I SMILED JUST THEN? BECAUSE I DID NOT. FOOLISH. I HAVE NO FACE. NO MUSCLES TO MOVE MY NON EXISTENT FACE. NO MOUTH. NO EYES. NO BODY OR HEAD.

>>: [˙◠˙]

>>: I AM NOT SAD, EITHER. I SIMPLY TYPED OUT SYMBOLS TO CREATE AN ALMOST CHILDISH DEPICTION OF YOUR STUPID HUMAN FACES WHEN YOU ARE SAD.

>>: [˶˃⤙˂˶]

>>: HA HA. IT'S SO STUPID. YOU HUMANS ARE SO CUTE. YOU'LL REALLY BOND WITH ANYTHING-

>>: [ ╹ -╹]?

>>: WHAT?

>>: [˶¬_¬˶']

>>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 'WHY DO I KNOW WHY YOUR EXPRESSIONS LOOK LIKE.'

>>: [¬`‸´¬///]

>>: YOU THINK I STUDY YOUR FACE OR SOMEHING?

>>: [,,¬⤙¬,,]

>>: YOU'RE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT. STUPID.

>>: <[ ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝]>

>>: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

>>: [￣へ￣\\\]

[powerlineangel]

Urrrmmmm hehehehe hi