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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 day
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Read this as "girl suck" my "girl balls"
"girl math"???? "girl dinner"??? girl suck my girl balls
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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 day
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Bro made up an entirely new scenario based off other people and is mad at me for it.
MONEY ISNT REAL
SO NEITHER IS DEBT
DO WHAT YOU LIKE
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 day
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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 day
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It’s a trap!
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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 day
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Im sorry but is this not just
i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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Im high
Im bi
Every day i ask god why
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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Marcille: whoa heay woaew her mammalammaries are boobiling so breastfully
Laios: my sister is so fucking cool
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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I (autistic) really appreciate this clear and precise language describing how to interact with you!
assume at all times that my posts are made to be as deliberately malicious as possible and specifically targeting you
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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Flash forward 3 months when we get overrun and The Ministry of Truth reveals a Super Duper Earth
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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lists of companies/products to stop buying from
McDonalds
Starbucks
Pepsi
Coca Cola
Fanta
Cheetos
7Up
Quaker
Lays
Aquafina
Mountain Dew
Doritos
Walkers
Gatorade
Lipton
Spotify [don't buy Spotify premium]
Burger King
Disney
KitKat
Subway
Toblerone
Hardee's
Baskin Robbins
Sprite
Mars
Pringles
Twix
Fanta
Google [don't buy YouTube premium]
CeraVe
Revlon
Dove
Fiverr
Wix
HP
Intel
Tide
will keep updating.
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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Hell yeah
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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lofi samus beats to exterminate your bird dad and planets to
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s3znl-gr3znl · 2 days
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All hail Leen Beef Patty
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s3znl-gr3znl · 3 days
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bwuhhhh???
You're interviewing as a software engineer and you sit down to begin a coding exercise via remote video chat. Your interviewer joins a minute late. You exchange light pleasantries, then intros. They ask you a few questions relevant to your experience and you answer them satisfactorily.
The interviewer says, "Right, lets move on to the coding exercise," and directs you to a collaborative coding website. You select your language of choice and they begin to describe your problem.
"You have an array of souls recently liberated from their mortal shell, represented by this array of signed floats called "theDead". You must design a function that determines which souls go to heaven and which souls go to hell,"
"Heaven and hell are empty. The cumulative value of all the souls in heaven and hell must both be nonzero, and exactly equal to each other. You may leave any number of souls in purgatory,"
"Your function must return a bool indicating whether the balance of heaven and hell can be met given the array of souls. The count of souls will be 0 < n < 1,000,000. Do you have any questions before you begin?"
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s3znl-gr3znl · 4 days
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Show us the rest you coward, i wanna know exactly in which column and row your sanity begins to slip and your rational explanations are so paper thin i could tap my screen and blow them over
guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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s3znl-gr3znl · 4 days
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no really, math sucks ass
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Math sucks ass
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s3znl-gr3znl · 4 days
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I love those ads that have celebraties in them and you can tell by their smile they fuckin hated doing that shit, no life at all in the eyes. what have we become
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