*smashing two random hyperfixations* do yOu SEe tHe viSION?!
-witch hat atelier AU
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There’s a tik tok trend where people refer to their partner as their spouse (when they’re in the bf gf stage) to see their reaction and I think this would just be too cute with the Naruto boys monarch😫😩 the alpha referring to the omegas as their husband to other ppl even when they’re dating 😫
Awww, so cute! I think they'd all have funny reactions haha. Here are my thoughts, Queen <3
If you referred to them as your husband before marriage:
Where's my ring? Where's my ring? Give me my ring then. Give it! Let's get married now, why wait, let's go: Naruto, Shikamaru, Lee, (non-massacre) Itachi
*Existential crisis*: Sasuke, Kankuro, Kakashi
Is this a hint?? Am I supposed to propose?? Did they mean to say it? Did they say it because it was easier? Panic, panic, panic: Shino, Yamato
Eh, you probably just wanted to say the more simple thing and move on. It helps people take your relationship more seriously, whatever: Kiba, Haku, Shisui (makes a flirty joke about it though)
Is a normal person, so he feels warm, maybe fantasises about what it'll be like when you do get married, but knows that it doesn't mean you have to get married right then and there: Chouji
Tingling nerves and anticipation. He WILL take this as meaning you're going to propose soon. If you don't propose within 3 months of saying this, he will be SAD: Neji
Assumes you said it by mistake. Corrects you: Gaara, Sai
WHAT?! Husband... ah, sdjfdjfhgdjfgsdfhg: Iruka, also Lee
Don't call him that: (canon) Itachi
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Eats that found family shit up bc its what they deserved
Sakura: You can do it, Gai-sensei! Just a little further! Lee: Soup delivery from Gai-sensei! I hope you feel better, kakashi-sensei! kks: [sigh] Thanks, Lee
Gai: Why are you moping and moaning around? Tummy hurt disease? Kks: Naruto acidentally called me "dad" and i gagged. It was horrible. Gai: That's why you're laying here wasting your youth?? Kks: Tenten call you "stepdad" all the time. Kks: That's different. It's hilarious. Stepdad is way cooler
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