#SJDJSJSJSJ

[watchyourbuck]

Two hilarious fucking tweets with one thing in common: both liked by Lou Ferrigno Jr (Tommy Kinard)

[blowflyfag]

#retailwarrior

[evansbby]

Excited for Taylor's new albuum?

No 😭😭😭

[apoptoses]

DA here! Just to confirm, I’ve read TVA in both Spanish and English and if I’m not mistaken, Armand calls Daniel his “mate” in English, before saying he turned him into his minion. It’s something like “I made him my mate and in doing so I turned him into my minion” right? And yeah, the word that was used in Spanish to translate “mate” is spouse/husband or wife (whereas in English it sounds more animalistic imo, albeit hotter). Anyways this is INSANE because I had completely forgotten about it and it’s like… Armand being emo about his runaway husband to David Talbot is canon sjdjsjsjsjs I wanna kiss whoever translated it on the mouth 🥹

yeah I was just talking to @hekateinhell about that! I'd forgotten which word he used, if it was companion or something more, but was too lazy to get my book or my pdf out lmao

But YEAH both are insane, like mate transcends mortality and humanity and you're right, it's animalistic. But spouse is so damned romantic!! I love both because mate feels fated, but spouse feels chosen and I just want them to have both, dammit. Armand deserves a mate and a spouse after the shit he's been through.

Also there's just something hilarious about picturing David Talbot listening to this guy tell him porno stories, then satanic horror stories, and then pop in with a 'By the way my spouse-'. The whiplash that man must have gone through taking all this down lmao

Have you read the other VC books in Spanish? What do these other vampires refer to their companions/fledlings/mates as?

[daddy-ul]

@lovely-menza MAIDENNNNNN! HI :D

Always happy to see one of my fave duders around tunglr 🖤

(I love that "actually listen to" sjdjsjsjsjs like one of us would lie, like the hard part isn't choosing ONLY five.)

Anyway, TRUTH OF THE MOMENT ...or I'll end up overthinking this

This Picture - Placebo

Dehumanized - Disturbed

Trauma (arranged) - Ghost Trick soundtrack (it's a v good videogame 10/10 would recommend)

Bells in Santa Fe - Halsey

Rebellion - Linkin Park

NOW, the Metallica version (bc ... Like, if I just look at the most recent listened song, they are basically all tallica songs sksksksks I listen to them on my bike to and from my dojo, and tonight was karate night so....)

Halo on Fire (14/02/18 live)

Until it sleeps S&M

Astronomy

Harvester of sorrow

Battery S&M

Like, they are literally the songs that I listened to on my way to and back from the dojo snsjsjsj

Maiden, TYSM, this was so much fun!

[desertfangs]

Daniel seeing Armand’s coffin and instantly wanting to get fucked in it only to have a panic attack 10 seconds after getting in is the most Daniel Molloy thing ever to happen in the history of AO3 sjdjsjsjsjs you write him so well! Perfect blend of scorching hot smut and angst as usual 😮‍💨🫶🏻 coffin sex is ALWAYS needed and appreciated in this fandom xoxo DA

LMAO! It's so true! Daniel is so hot to be in the coffin and then immediately has dark, morbid thoughts about his own demise. He's such a mess and I love him for it. Boy wants to court death but not actual death just the vampire variety. He's dancing a dangerous dance. And of course Armand's solution is just to distract him with sex. And it works! He knows how to play him like a fiddle.

The moment I saw the coffin sex prompt, I knew what I had to do. This fandom definitely needs more of it, coffins are so tiny and intimate and full of sexy possibilities. 🥺🥺

Thank you so much for this lovely message!! 💖 Always great to hear from you, DA! I hope you're well!!

[watchyourbuck]

@fionaswhvre (I’m assuming this is you?) HOW DARE YOU SJDJSJSJSJ

Buddie posts I think deserve immediate jail time. 3/?

[achingly-shy]

if we don’t get this exchange almost word for word in the movie, i will riot sjdjsjsjsjs

[heartshaped-lou]

lokeren population is 369% larries these days

[watchyourbuck]

Ur not allowed to talk about eddie like u care about him. Traitor

SJDJSJSJSJS OH MY GOD—

[eume]

don't think I'll ever get tired of saying this but i love reading a story with a good setting, i love worlds that swallow you until you feel like you're watching it all in real time!!!!!! even if nothing makes sense im here for that!!!!!

[hausofmamadas]

CUANDO SE SENTÍA UN ATRACO | Narcos Mexico’s early days

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“cause those first two episodes really felt like a heist.”

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So a little while back, in our little Narcos fanfic writer’s discord channel, we were all talking about the journey of Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo: from charming, unassuming former Sinaloan State police to the sociopathic, chip-on-his-shoulder, “I’m-a-very-resentful-person,” drug kingpin we love to loathe by the end of his arc. Then that got us all talking about the absolute, pure electric magic of those first 2 episodes of Narcos Mexico. And our fearless leader @ashlingnarcos (quoted above) made the incisive comparison to a heist movie as the explanation for why those two episodes had such a capital V, Vibe.

And they f u c k ing did, dude! That’s exactly what they felt like! Like, the pure, unadulterated joy i felt watching movies like Reservoir Dogs or Ocean’s Eleven, that kind of manic, wtf is going on, danger-with-a-mild-comedic-undertone, scrappy-underdog-takes-on-The-Man energy is what really kicked off the story and although it evolves into something totally different (even by the end of that first season), man was it a fucking effective way to introduce the new story.

And because i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this, how the first 2 episodes really sucked me in so much so that it superseded my love a teensy tiny bit for the original Narcos, i’ve been planning on a new series of gif dumps, showcasing the scenes that really established the world of Narcos Mexico (for those, como yo, who are wildly resistant to change who were skeptical, coming off the OG series) and cultivated so much viewer investment into these brand new characters and this setting. So with these next few posts, I will be taking us all back to: cuando se sentía un atraco, when it felt like a heist.

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Camelot, S1 Ep1 - Gif Dump Pt 1

[evansbby]

https://www.tumblr.com/evansbby/742165632107380736/the-height-difference-that-i-deserve-and-imagine?source=share

NO BC IM 4'11 AND TO ME ARI AND STEVE ARE BASICALLY GIANTS 😖 I used to hate being short until I read fics and the size kink just grew on me. Like I deserve a tall man smh. I'm just a girl💅But the size diff between me and Ari/Steve>>>>

Girl you should stick with Andy Barber he is 5’6 canonically but he’s still also basically a giant for you! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😏😏😏

JK hahahaha I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy sjdjsjsjsjs

[nouisgf]

y’all i am literally in love with this woman

[daddy-ul]

Jase lovers out there!!

Metal hammer just released an episode of their podcast with Jason!

You can listen to it here ✨✨

[achingly-shy]

“come off it. you know i’d die for you.”