#SNASKS

[softsnzstuff]

Sneeze K!nk Asks

Decided to make my own list of asks just for funsies in case anyone is interested. Feel free to send any :)

⏰ How long have you had the kink?

🫣 Have you ever done anything embarrassing because of the kink?

👃🏻What is your favorite word to describe a tickle?

🧠 What’s a fantasy you have in regards to it? (Can be spicy or not)

📺 Is there a movie or show that either awakened you or makes you cringe because of a specific scene?

🚫 Least favorite thing about the kink??

🗣 Have you/Would you ever tell anyone about it?

🤧 Favorite word to describe a sniffle?

💕 Have you seen your fave celeb sneeze?

⚖️ ___ or ____? Why?

🦠 What are your feelings about being around sick people?

🎼 Do any songs remind you of the kink?

🥫What is the best soup for a sick day?

📘 Did you all bookmark chapters where people sneezed or am I weird?

🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Shoutout another blog or two that you think your followers would like!

⚔️ Is there a symptom you really DON’T like?

🤒 Do you prefer being the sickie or the caregiver?

[snaffirmations]

I always had a feeling that snails are magical wise creatures, that just chill in after-rain grass, and if we could hear them they would give us very wholesome advices. Very much appreciate this blog. Greetings from my snail friend Tobi 🐌❤

snails are very wise creatures indeed. they have two (2) whole braincells, one dedicated to loving food and the other to loving you

[ohgodimafraud]

Penny for your thoughts. H/awks meets a villain with a quirk that shoots out pollen or smt (goofy idk but he’s terrorizing the city) and gets promptly packed with tree jizz. Of course, D/abi sees this on the news and finds out hero in a back alley way to ‘help’ him through an allergy attack.

Literally blushing fhejwjhr

Such a fire concert my head went blank. Ok by “helping” I’m assuming he has the kink~ also could be fire the other way around or a somewhat mutual situation >:)))

def think h/awks would still be stifling p decently but like in a way that’s so strained and has caused a p decent amount of sinus pressure bc he’s trying to not be seen by anyone rn and like bc of where he is he can’t really get home to real privacy so he has to hang back to avoid gaining unwanted attention (gains wanted attention instead)

d/abi def would make some comments like about how h/awks’ tree jizz facial is gonna end up on some sites

maybe h/awks is already in one of their dl meeting spots bc it’s a dl zone and that’s how d/abi finds him so fast.

maybe there’s some degradation stuff that gets them both off

or maybe they’re an established thing and he’s a bit softer

or maybe theyre fuckbuddies lmao omg (and it’s like right by one of the hideouts) imagine h/awks doesn’t know d/abi has the kink and d/abis like what if we fucked and after I let u come take a shower w me. and h/awks is like ok like? what exactly about this is hot to u??? Literally squinting so hard and like probs pulling his collar up to keep from sneezing and it’s like kink reveal fic

I hope my thoughts are worth ur penny but but if not ty anyway for the ask anon 💞

[remus-poopin]

1,5,10 and 27 for the snape asks ;3

1. Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

I’m not really a shipper so I don’t really have any ships I feel that strongly about but if I had to choose for Snape than maybe platonic Snily (if that counts lol)

5. Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

No, I don’t think he loved any other person romantically (I think I’m in the snapedom minority because I actually think Snape did have romantic feelings for Lily). I don’t really see him being that romantically active tbh. Platonically I don’t think so either. I think he may have cared for his DE friends but I’m not sure he loved them. Maybe I can see him loving the Malfoys though.

10. Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Actually yes, a lot. When I first got into the snapedom it was from a lot of meta and analysis and one of the things that kept popping up was the class conversation, DE grooming, and radicalization. I think this (along with all the left-tube Contrapoints type videos I was watching at the time) really changed my perspective on the people who join hate groups. Because I’m a black queer women and I came of age on tumblr during the rise of the Alt-right movement it was very hard for me to see the humanity in those people (not that I wasn’t capable but I just wasn’t interested in trying to). I think I did myself a disservice in not trying to figure out what the hell was going on with these people because if I did I would have had a much better understanding of the people who were apparently against my whole existence. It was very easy to write these people off as just hateful racists and leave it at that.

Learning about radicalization and how young (white) men, usually poor, usually bullied, and usually victims of SA or assault are drawn to hate movements where they feel like they can reclaim some of the power that “was stolen from them” that they feel was rightfully theirs in the first place (that they are “entitled to by society”) helped me understand those movements more deeply and how they function (I’m actually writing something on this rn and I want to make it into Snape meta eventually).

Reading the Snape meta got me more interested in that process as it was very relevant to todays American politics which was always an interest of mine. Me coming to like Snape actually humanized those people for me, which I feel is incredibly important because dehumanization, even of those who are extremely shitty is never helpful (my black ass still wouldn’t want to be anywhere near these people tho). My love for Snape mostly comes from the fact that he made it out to the other side from that hate. I think that’s a really valuable story to tell, especially in our times.

So my love for Snape has really increased my empathy and that is something I’ll always be grateful for.

27. Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

I wouldn’t say close because I don’t think she really spent a lot of time with him or anything like that. I always viewed her as distant and a bit defeated. I think Snape definitely liked her more than his dad, but I don’t think they were a close mother son duo by any means.

[agoodcupoftea]

re: Shavuot scenarios, I love the idea of staying up all night but I just think it’s a disaster for one’s immune system…

See, this is good....

Someone thinking it's just their allergies kicking in as they try to learn but really they're coming down with something

Someone who sneezes during early S/hacharis and blames it on the flowers but really staying up all night has tipped their health scale and they're getting sick

Late night sniffles over a sefer are hot that's all

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

Are you and thebloommaster gonna write more dabihawks snz fics on ao3? I’ve been waiting for so long for new updates. Love u 😍

Ahhhhhh I'm so sorry for such a late response! I don't have notifs on and I don't get messages often so I don't even check 😭

But YES we will eventually!! I'm the problem because I'm in med school so my free time is like negative 5 hours per day 😭😭😭 but there will be more eventually~ pleased and honored that you enjoy them so much 🥰

[softsnzstuff]

14. What is their limit? How bad does it have to get for them to take a day off and stay home? for Streamer Steve?

Here comes the irony!!! Eddie is more inclined to take a day off than Steve in my version of this AU.

Steve is like very “dedicated to the craft” and so that means he’ll keep doing streams, keep playing games, or try to keep doing ASMR for the fans even if he’s sick. Eventually, Nancy, Eddie or Robin are bound to text him and be like

“You know you sound stupid right?”

And he’ll maybe get embarrassed and then give in and end the stream early. But usually he really wants to just push through.

[nightmareinspector]

I love u

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU MWAH MWAH!!!!!

[ohgodimafraud]

hello <3333 i bring you 🌞👁️🥳 and 🥰 if you would like them!!~ (feel free to answer one, some, all, or use this ask to answer any you haven't been asked but want to answer! <3)

omg thank you for the questions friend <333 I actually answered all of them here but ill go into more detail!!!

🌞 Do you need a specific environment to write? Like music, a certain time of day, a certain type of place?

I can pretty much write in most conditions but sometimes I switch it up! Sometimes I like to listen to a song on loop or I'll put something on for background noise. I write best when I'm procrastinating other things and if I'm undisturbed. I'll randomly get a spark of motivation and hopefully it remains until I'm done with the story.

👁️ Can you write snz/sickfic if there are other people in the room?

yes ToT

I'm very good at zoning tf out.

🥳 Do you read your writing after you’ve posted it?

I read it right after a few times, notice the mistakes, then edit it out. Nowadays I really struggle to look at most things I've written. Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised like I did that??

🥰 What’s one thing about your writing that you like?

Sometimes I'm like yay!! the prose was good or oh wow I took something from my head and put it into words. I love seeing my improvement and I love making friends through fandom <3

[remus-poopin]

21, 43, 48 for the Snape asks, if you’re still answering them? :) ty!

21. What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Ok so I now subscribe to the hc that @serpenera presented in this post that the patronus is a symbol of hope not just happiness and therefore needs a happy memory of something that will keep you going forward, so obviously for Snape that’s going to be Lily related. After Lily’s death I think like mentioned in that post, he would think of Harry finally safe and out of danger.

43. What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

I think my favorite hc is that he actually likes Luna and enjoys teaching her. I think he would appreciate her creativity, individuality, and kindness while also emphasizing with her being bullied. Idk but I can’t see him giving his usual asshole attitude to her.

For what songs remind me of him: Everytime I listen to The Smiths I think of Snape because ✨ vibes ✨but this song in particular is literally sooo Snape coded it’s insane

Also everything in my cokeworth cunt playlist

48. Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Hm so when I was a kid I read the first couple books but once I got to GOF I stopped and only heard them through audiobooks that my grandma would constantly play for us at her office (she was very into the series lol) but I wasn’t fully paying attention. I did however watch all the movies in theaters and I was much more into that. When the HBP movie came out I think I was 7 or 8 and I don’t remember feeling all that strongly about Snape or Dumbledore dying (I really only cared about Hermione and maybe Harry). So I wasn’t really thinking about Snape and or any plot twist to come. I think when the last movie came out in like 2012 or something I was in 5th grade and the Always scene happened and it was definitely not expected for me. So honestly no I didn’t think he was the good guy, but I don’t think I was even thinking about him at all.

[jennyfair7]

Have you seen the Sneleton at Party City?

@tearosesarts not at Party City but IN MY HOUSE! 💀🐌

I found it at the grocery store last year after you tagged me in a post about it - it was fate 😍 It’s so wrong it’s right 🤣 Thank you for thinking of me! 🥰

[agoodcupoftea]

Does anyone have any wav requests? I might try something later today but I'm stuck on ideas

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

what allergies/sensitivities do you think dabi and hawks have? how intense? 😈

Is any and everything depending on how we want to torture them an acceptable answer? 👀😈

But ooo ok ok:

Hawks- I would say I assume he doesn't have as many allergies but rather he's got a sensitive nose, especially when he's sick. Even his own feathers make him sneeze when he has a cold. Maybe he's allergic to some random uncommon flower and he only discovers this because of all the bouquets his fans throw at him. Flying up so high makes his nose extremely cold, so it's all runny and sniffly when he gets back down (that's what the high fluffy collar on his jack is for 👀)

Dabi- oh this man's body is FUCKED and you know that includes his immune system. Awful mix of doesn't work well enough yet works too well in ways he doesn't want. Absolutely allergic to dust and mold, which is awful for all the shitty rundown bases the League stays in. Spring and fall allergies, he gets a break in the summer but it's so hot that he gets quirk fevers so is it really a break? 👀 the stray alley cats that are attracted to the heat he gives off make him sneeze -ironically- kittenish fits and he hates his inability to say no to them. Hawks buys him the good allergy meds when he finds out tho. Even candles with too strong of scent will set him off. And don't even get him started on Hawks' feathers (or do, since Hawks has the kink)

[softsnzstuff]

14,15,16,19 for doctor!au steddie?

Thanks for sending friend! I switched up the order of the questions so it flows better with the answers lol. ❤️KB

16. How often do they get sick?

Steve gets sick all the time. 3 times a year minimum, but in the Fall around cold/flu season he just picks up every little thing that comes his way and at this point in his career, he’s used to it quite frankly.

So Eddie *used to* almost never get sick. Enter Steve Harrington. After getting together with Steve, every now and again he’ll catch something that off Steve, but that’s not too often. Eddie does not do anything in halves though, so if he does get sick it’s usually pretty bad.

15. Do they tend to always catch the same type of cold, or do the symptoms vary each time?

When Steve gets sick it’s almost always colds. Maybe once a year it’ll turn into something more serious like a sinus infection or the flu, but for the most part it’s all the same.

Again, Eddie doesn’t get sick that much. He might pick up a cold or flu off of Steve maybe once a year or so. But otherwise, it kind of varies. It’s always a gamble on whether or not it goes to his chest or stays in his head. 🤷🏻‍♀️

14. What is their limit? How bad does it have to get for them to take a day off and stay home?

Oh Jesus Christ. Steve is at a point now where he just works straight through colds and everyone is used to it. He’s pretty good about staying home if he either knows he’s contagious or if he’s feeling really exceptionally crummy, although he doesn’t like doing it.

Eddie on the other hand is Mr.Never-Takes-A-Day-Off. Mr. “Doctors don’t get sick”. Mr. “The patients are sicker than me”. If they want him to stay home, Robin will have to bargain with him or Steve will have to stay home with him or something. But yeah. He’d have to be pretty bad to stay home.

19. Do they have any weird beliefs or superstitions about illness? (e.g. the rain thing, or going outside with wet hair…)

Hmmm this one is hard because they both have like legit medical knowledge. I feel like they both are firm believers in the chicken soup fixes everything phenomena.

Ironically enough I think Eddie would maybe believe in the wet hair sort of thing because I can see him like getting mad at Steve for doing it and then getting sick.

[shrubdaddy]

question 4 u! I’m in need of some tolkien x reader fanfics to read on here (maybe Legolas, Aragorn, Kili, Thranduil??? Or anyone in general). U have some rad fics up so I was hoping I would know some other tumblr users who write fics

hiya! of course - i’ve come across some amazing authors and amazing fics here, not entirely sure how active they are but here are some top of mind:

@tolkienfantasy, @edensrose, @harrysweasleys, @entishramblings,

would honestly love some more recs as I feel like most of my lotr fic content is on ao3 and ff which I feel I can give more recs if you'd like! lmk if you want me to put together a fic rec list for either!

[ohgodimafraud]

👤🤧?

omg ty for the ask

👤 - Describe your current favorite character (including OCs)

rip im so sorry bc im already so excited.

my favorite character rn is L/ucifer (aka u/rushihara) from the d/evil is a part t/imer. im obsessed w him specifically. i was watching the anime and he came on and i was like oh no, cmon he cant really be my favorite but he just is.

he went from being an edgelord demon general who was previous ly the top archangel who fell j because he was bored and joined w the og satan and then joined with the current satan bc he was like i mean there was nothing else to do. over like 10,000 years old with absolutely zero aspirations other than playing pc games and eating snacks and online shopping. but also he does have some character growth but it's more subtle and hes just like so unserious and nobody respects him at all ToT

hes a little man with big wings. he got duped by some rando into spending crazy money on garbage and was like it's not my fault :( (( im socially awkward.

his whole thing is being a neet and exerting as little energy as possible for the most part but hes also one of the smarter characters for sure. like he does actually contribute to the group but it doesnt rlly up his respect or rep and then he usually evens it out by him doing something like ordering stupid shit they dont need while theyre trying to keep a roof over their heads.

he also has the most canon allergies ive seen in forever. an entire chap of the manga and a chap of the light novel and a 50 min DRAMA CD is dedicated to satan taking in a cat and saving it and l/ucifer sneezes the entire time. and theyre like stoooop being so loud!!! lmaoo T_T hes so cute and pathetic <3 i love him sm hes like basically a cat himself. but also during that chapter when the cat coughs up a hairball he prints out directions to the vet and is like dondt panig call a bro (pro). like ok. also he did try making a FOUND poster LMFAO.

something about him just resonates with me he has an unnaturally long life and just wants to live a chronically online life and i feel that. he gets picked up by the collar or scruff all the time and every time i see him i get like lkFLAEJKJRGJLKJ THERE HE IS!!!! yay!!!!!

🤧 - Do you prefer stoic characters or characters who complain?

both <3 like up until recently i was more for stoic characters or ones who will deny deny deny until theyre forced to admit theyre sick or yeah ok they are having an allergy attack. but i also think some complaining is hot. u/rushihara would def complain/has canonically been like cmon this really sucks u guys. D:< i think for me it's also about the dynamics between the characters and the situation/context. omg or a character who goes from im alright it's not bad to this suckkkss :(( and then starts making specific complaints and is all needy. damn. bye-