#SO SOAKEDDDD

[ayyyy-le-simp]

THE BAD BATCH SPOILERS

(Sorry not sorry for the spam, I have a lot to get off my chest)

I WANT YOU ALL OVER ME

I NEED TO GET SOME AIR CAUSE BABY YOU GET ME SO SOAKED

THIS HEAT IS GETTIN TO ME

I WANT YOU ALL OVER ME

BABY YOU GET ME SO

SO SOOOOOOOOOOAKED

Guys imagine they were teasing us and waited until the very end

Ladies and gentlemen, we can go to sleep peacefully.

We won this battle. The animators have lost to our cries.

WE HAVE WON

BATTLE CRIES, MY GOOD SOLDIERS

I RATHER TAKE MY WHISKEY NEEEAAAT🗣️🗣️🗣️🫡🫡🫡

[fluffyomorashii]

I live across from a bar grill type restaurant so decided to walk over to have some drinks and bar food since I would be alone and something to do! It’s raining slightly but I just put on a hoodie and black leggings and jog across the street. No big deal! (|||⇁_⇁)

A little over an hour and a half passes and I’m two alcoholic drinks in (and they weren’t afraid to pack these drinks with Hella alcohol!!) I was well tipsy now and had to pee 30 mins ago, but seeing that home was literally a minute walk away I decided I’d like to pee in the comfort in my own home lol.

I pay and leave exiting the door and stop.. it’s not raining anymore it’s more like the fucking sea was falling from the sky, the wind was making it worse and so cold.. immediately all the water and the sudden cold temperature aggressively reminded me I really really had to pee.. I braced myself and put my hands in my hoodie pocket so stuff in between my legs, waiting for intense wave to pass

Once I had control I put my hood on and immediately started running across the parking lot running up to the sidewalk and immediately I’m soakedddd the rain was coming down HARD I could barely even see!! I had to stop at the sidewalk to wait for the cars to stop and it felt like my bladder was spiking filling up times 10.. I was I was shifting side to side my thighs pressed together, when finally, the red light came on, and the cars stopped.

I fucking flew across that road and passed the first house, and then there was my house right there!! Ignoring going the long way up the driveway I cut through the yard mud and water splashing everywhereee. I ran up the stairs to the small little square porch we have at our front door that thankfully had a small square roof over it. I took only a second to breathe then went right to action-

Scrambled to take off my muddy soaked shoes as I quickly reached into my pocket to yank out my keys- yanking my phone out accidentally and it fell to the ground bouncing, almost falling off the porch. I quickly cursed and crouched down to grab it, when I found myself awkwardly crossing my legs as I crouched pushing the heel of my foot into my crotch as I felt an intense pressure in my bladder.. (¬////¬)

I could tell I peed a tiny bit because I felt warm while the rest of me was cold, and that feeling didn’t help.. all the being drunk, rain splashing around me, being soaked, the cold giving me intense bladder warnings I couldn’t deal-.. I realized ..oh my God I can’t…I’m-..I’m gonna pee….

I shot back up and immediately a sudden fast pee stream noisily released, splattering quickly between my legs, mixing with the rain sound.. I was panicked by how fast the emergency to accident happened but also let out a shaky sigh as the intense bladder warnings slowly faded as my legs became warmer and warmer.

I looked up, and even though the rain was so thick I’m sure no one could see anything, I nervously turned away to face the door, and looked down watching the rapidly growing puddle slide off the porch and down the stairs.. when I was just left with a few trickles down my legs I slowly reached for my keys and unlock the door. Thankful I had black leggings and thankful the rain was so intense the Wet spot was too hard to see anyway! (っ- ‸ - ς)

[ilovehomicidalliu]

YOU GET ME SO SOAKEDDDD😍😍😫💦💦

[tangible-temptations]

i’ve been edging for likeee 3 days nowwww and i’m soo fuckckmmnnn sennsfitive hnnhggh i love e training my pussy to get soakedddd ugh im so fkn hornieee

[moonjxsung]

GUESS WHAT !?!?!?!! I GOT TXT TICKETS RAHHHHHHHHH

ME N MY BF ARE GOING TO TXT IN NEW YORK SOON HEHEHEHE STARRRRR YAYAYAYAY

also i have some bad news.... so i was at my friends house to have a fun kpop day right and i bought my albums but left them outside cuz my friend was already outside waiting for me and then while we were at the kpop store it started STORMING !! LIKE HEAVILY :'(( so we waited at the kpop store until it stopped raining and when we came back everything was wettt !! starrr i lost all my skz albums and pcss even my enhypen and txt and newjeans and le sserafim and gidle and aespa and UGHHH

i'm sad :') it's okay tho cuz i got txt tickets i will be okay -🐸

TXT TICKETS RAHHHHHHH OH MY GODDDD IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU BBY THAT’S SO COOL ‼️‼️‼️ PLS TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT IM SO EXCITED TAKE SO MANY PICS FOR ME RAHHHH THATS SO FUN

ALSO NOOOO NOT THE WET ALBUMS ☹️☹️☹️☹️😭💔💔💔 this exact thing happened to me and my Maniac dvd and some of my photocards got SOAKEDDDD from the rain omgggg I left them to air dry in my room and blow dried them lightly and they’re mostly okay now but I was so annoyed ☹️ did you try a blow dryer or lightly patting them with a washcloth or a napkin or something?! RAHHH I hope they can still be salvaged ☹️

I LOVE YOUUUU IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR ALL ABOUT TXT KDKDLLDLDKFKLRLRKD ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶💝💘💗💗💞💕💕👼

[ashwhowrites]

Oh …. Well maybe consider it mommy ??

I’m absolutely throbbing have been all day , I’ve already had to change my underwear because it was soakedddd!!!!

It’s like all I can think about is making myself feel good but I can’t !!!!

I can’t stop thinking about how pretty you were in those pictures , I really liked the colour green mommy (not as much as red tho)

I’m really sorry for touching myself many nights ago mommy, don’t you you think I’ve learned my lesson , I’ve been such a good girl since !!!

So maybe rethink your answer………..

-anon ⚡️

Thought about it

And

No

[chuuphic]

this dog is actually getting to be a major pain in the ass -_-

[sleepyyy]

it started fucking pouring in the middle of taking the garbage out at work and my clothes got soakedddd TTATT luckily we have a dryer so i just tossed em in there and changed into my extra set of clothes but >__> Ugh literally like soaked through. felt like i was getting waterboarded through my mask lmfao. anyway,

I Wanna Go Home

[lovemesomesurveys]

A

How artistic are you? Ha, I can color. That’s all I got.

Do you want to go to Africa? I’d loveeeee to visit giraffe manor.

AC/DC or Aerosmith? Aerosmith.

Do you know what Armenia is? Yes, it’s a country.

B

What’s your beer of choice (if any)? Ew, none.

Do you know the title of Buffalo Springfield’s one-hit wonder? Well, I had to Google it because the artist didn’t ring a bell, but I am actually familiar with their song.

Do you have a brother? (Do you like it that way?) I have two brothers.

Which bank do you use? Noneya Bank.

C

Which comedian do you most enjoy? I don’t have a favorite comedian. 

Would you ever live in California? I’ve lived here all my life.

Is it possible/likely that you’ll become a cat lady? *Dog lady, yes.

How many different countries have visited? Just one.

D

Do you believe there’s a devil? Yes.

Does eating dessert often make you feel guilty? No.

Can you legally drive? Nope. I haven’t gotten my license. Nor have I ever taken any lessons.

What have you been diagnosed with (if you don’t mind sharing)? I don’t want to get into all that.

E

How often do you drink energy drinks? I drink Starbucks Doubleshots pretty often. That’s the only energy drink I like. Where did you live when you were 11 years old? Different house, but same city.

Do you like the actor who played Edward Scissorhands in that movie? Why not say Johnny Depp?

Have you ever felt an earthquake? I’ve only felt effects from the aftershocks. This past summer was the first time I’ve ever felt it and it was such a weird feeling. I felt myself swaying and I had to lie down.

F

When was the last time you saw your father one-on-one? Last night.

Do you think French is the most beautiful language? Uhhh, sure.

Is Friday your favorite day of the week? I don’t have a favorite day of the week. They’re pretty much all the same to me.

Have you listened to Jimi’s song ‘Fire?’ Doesn’t sound familiar. 

G

Do you have real gold jewelry? No.

How often do you watch ‘Gossip Girl’? I never watched it.

Is Google your homepage? Yes.

Do you like Geico’s commercials? I thought a couple were cute.

H

When did you last feel happy? Hm.

Do you prefer Hollister, Hot Topic, or H&M? Hot Topic.

Did you dress up last Halloween? Nope. It’s been a few years now since I’ve dressed up. I’m over it.

Would you voluntarily watch the History Channel? Yeah, and I do.

I

Have you ever been on an island? No.

Would you be able to locate Indonesia on a globe? Maybe.

Do you know if Iceland or Greenland has more ice? Greenland, right? I thought they were actually opposite of what their name is or something.

Did you watch the last presidential inauguration? No.

J

Do you enjoy jogging? No.

On which instrument could you most easily play ‘Jingle Bells’? Piano.

How much do you know about John Lennon? I know he was in The Beatles, I know a couple of his own songs, I know he was married to Yoko Ono, and I know he was shot.

Do you know how Jell-O is made? I know how it’s made when you buy the powder stuff from the store, ha.

K

Have you tried Krispy Kreme doughnuts? (Was it love at first bite?) I have. I’m not a big fan, honestly. I like cake donuts better.

How many pairs of khaki pants do you own? Zero. Lol, that reminds me of Jake from Statefarm.

Have you ever been a fan of the Killers? Yeah.

L

Does it bother you when couples are lovey-dovey in public? No.

Do you have your own lighter (why or why not)? No. I have no reason for one.

In how many languages (besides English) can you count to 100? Besides English, I can also count to 100 in Spanish.

What’s your favorite lollipop flavor? I don’t care for lollipops.

M

Do you believe in miracles (why or why not)? Yes.

What do you think of shows like Maury and Jerry Springer? Dumb.

Do you care that Mars (the candy co.) uses deadly animal testing? I didn’t know they did. I’ll have to check that.

How did you form your opinion of marijuana? The research. 

N

How often do you sleep naked? Never. I would find that incredibly uncomfortable. I don’t like being naked. Like literally after a shower I quickly put my clothes back on. 

Do you actually check the Nutrition Facts before eating something? Sometimes, just out of curiosity.

Who is your favorite musical artist/band beginning with ‘N’? Nirvana.

How nerdy are you (in what ways)? I like to read and I love superhero movies and Star Wars. Some see those things as nerdy *shrug*

O

What do you think about olives? I like black olives.

Are you much of an outdoorsy person? Nope. How big of an Oprah fan are you? I wouldn’t say I’m a fan. That doesn’t mean I don’t like or anything, but I just don’t keep with her. 

How often do you shop online? All the time. 

P

Are you looking forward to your prom? If you already went, how was it? It was cool. I got to dance a bit with my crush at the time, so that was nice. ;)

How are your local policemen? They’re swamped because there’s a lot of stuff going on that keeps them busy.

What is your ideal PB&J sandwich like? Just good ol’ creamy peanut butter and grape jelly.

What do you think of the movie ‘Pineapple Express’? I thought it was so stupid.

Q

How true is the saying, ‘quitters never win and winners never quit’? Not always, but yeah pretty accurate. 

Do you prefer Quiznos or Subway and why? I don’t think I’ve been to a Quiznos, so Subway I guess. Not a big fan of that either anymore, though.

Have you learned the quadratic formula yet? (Do you remember it?) Yeah, back in middle or high school. Is that the ax^2 + bx + c = 0?

What is the one question you most want to ask someone and who? Hmm.

R

How many rooms are in your home? 2 bedrooms.

Do you like raspberries? I like some raspberry flavored things. 

What’s one of your best memories from during a rain storm? Getting caught out right in the middle of a rain storm while at an outdoor festival. I got soakedddd.

Have you actually read Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo & Juliet’? Yes, my freshmen year in high school.

S

Do you know any Sign Language? Only a few things.

What is your sleeping schedule generally like? Shitty. I’m typically up until 4AM and wake up around noon, waking up a few times in between. How well do you sing? I can’t sing well, but I still do it.

How often do you listen to 60-70’s music? I have a mix of genres from different decades on my Spotify, so it varies.

T

What do you think of Twitter? I like it.

How much do you value the Ten Commandments? I value them greatly. 

Are there many trees where you live? Yeah.

How much taller/shorter do you wish to be? “I wish I was a little bit taller.”

U

Where do you usually buy your underwear? Kohl’s. 

How do you define ‘ugly’? Something unpleasant. 

Do you like to shop at Urban Outfitters? I’ve only been to an actual store a couple of times, but I’ve been on their website several times and while they have some cute stuff, they’re way too damn expensive. 

V

Would you like being described as ‘voluptuous’? I wouldn’t be described that way.

For listening to music, do you like to crank up the volume or keep it calm? At a reasonable level.

Do you ever watch the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show? Nope. It’s cancelled now anyway.

Would you agree that ‘variety is the spice of life’? Yeah.

W

Are you currently on wireless Internet? Yeah.

Can you recall memories of learning how to whistle? Nope.

Do you go to White Castle or just vicariously through ‘Harold & Kumar’? We don’t have a White Castle here, but the stores do sell their burgers in the frozen food section. I’ve only had those, not the real, fresh thing. 

Have you gone to Washington, D.C.? Did you like it? (OR-do you want to go?) I’ve never been.

X

Why did you need your most recent x-ray and what were the results? I needed a CT Scan for something. 

When it comes to ‘xoxo’, do you interpret ‘x’ as the hug or the kiss? I read it as “hugs and kisses.”

What does X stand for in Roman numerals? Can you write the previous number? 10. 9 is IX. Why do you think xylophones are only popular with young children? I remember playing those in music class sometimes in elementary school.

Y

Can you explain the meaning of the yin-yang symbol? They’re opposites. Yin is the negative, dark one and yang is the positive, bright one.

Did you know that yawning is contagious? It’s not always.

Would you like a bottle of Yoo-Hoo or it’s not really your thing? I liked the little box container thingy where you poked a straw in the top, ya know? The strawberry flavor is best.

Z

How many places’ zip codes do you know by heart? I don’t know.

What comes to mind when I say ‘Zero to Hero’? Hercules.