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i meaaaaaannn he has a girl willing to groom him
"Just go for a massage instead! He's sure to be extra sensitive for it, right?"
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HOBBES CAME HOME!!!
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BREAKING NEWS:
found among 3 Doors Down's possessions was this audio clip. finally, after years of wondering.
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is anyone willing and able to accept $65 via PayPal in exchange for the same being etransferred to me? I have an urgent bill that can't wait for the PayPal to bank transfer as it takes more than 7 business days
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Hey, wait thats so real

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
#if you give this character a bath and solve his issues you wont like what you find#its just a man under there
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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test
#i have done this as a first date and its very enlightening#ppl are usually on their best behaviors in the beginning of the relationships#so adding in a little manufactured stress for fun rly brings out ppls real personalities#in a highly controlled environment of course so that its not actually dangerous#do they yell when theyre frustrated?#do they give up?#do they take initiative to solve things or just follow your lead?#how do they react when youre wrong?#how do they react to losing?#however im biased... i just love escape rooms......
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based on the structure of the letters it can only really translate to nonsense. Example: *I-¶O¤¶Kd¶Ù$’Û,’Ù-²Ï¤úKm’ due to this when searching for articles related to this translated text you can find multiple studies from different subjects like fat-soluble vitamins and an interesting report on wireless sensors and microcontrolers to develop water level sensors.
This means that the Icewing could be talking about a failed experiment the other was in charge of, Hence the reaction. Unless it's related to tone, which can't be relayed through the drawing or it is just random nonsense then I spent an hour and a half on this for no reason. Can you tell I've got nothing to do? XD

IceWings have their own separate language where they speak in a type of morse code with specialized quills similarly to tenrecs.
And you can pry this made-up knowledge from my cold, ashen, maggot-writhing dead hands.
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The man in the iron mask ate the king's leftovers
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#comic#first comic on da new pc#and now i go lay down#if you’re wondering why I am so Tired: I have PCOS which leads to chronic fatigue AND I work full time where I have to mask 8 hours a day#and talk to customers on the phone and solve their problems#I’m pretty fucking sleepy most of the time
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Solved! A Best of the Left production. Today, discussing "manhood" as viewed by the warped far right mentality.
Four intelligent and well informed people discuss the issues and still manage to find humor, as well as excellent points, regarding our current absurd political situation.
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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.
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Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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First they censor her educational pornography and then they confiscate her poisonous mushrooms, they are OPPRESSING the weird girl
#the apothecary diaries#everyone wants the weird girl around to solve mysteries but no one wants the weird girl experimenting on herself with corpse fungus
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