#Samantha Swanson

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DEADLY FRIEND (1986)

Director: Wes Craven Cinematography: Philip H. Lathrop

[woodstoneb-b]

Welcome back to Woodstone B&B where stunning sunrises welcome you each day!

As well as stunning surprises I guess, because as I discovered after last entry, the Lady of the Manor and the ghost that has no pants have a...thing going on.

Flower: Oh yeah, they're all over each other like jellyfish!

Uh...huh...

The Woodstone property is pretty massive and one of the nicest spots is our very own lake!

Thor: Thor is jealous of pixel self, it has been half a century since Thor was able to fish for that greatest of all foods...cod.

Alberta: Oh lord, don't get him started.

Trevor: Can we fish in the lake in real life, Jay?

Ahem...unfortunately after consultation with the EPA, we've been advised that the level of heavy metals in the water is slightly too high so in the interests of our guests, fishing is off limits.

Now here's something of interest, here at Woodstone we have a secret underground vault! It was constructed in the 1890s by Elias Woodstone, no doubt to hold all the Woodstone family riches.

Hetty: Which he didn't get the chance to use, instead he ended up locked inside it by the builder. Which is where cuckolding will get you, so take note.

I assure all prospective guests that the skeleton in the ACTUAL basement is fake, I mean, obviously we wouldn't leave a real skeleton on the premises!

Er, Pete, what the Hell are you doing?

Pete: I appreciate worksmanship, and this is fine workmanship! It looks almost real!

Yep, definitely a fake skeleton.

Thor: Why would there be rain in this mythical space? Thor cannot fish in such weather! The cod I could be catching -

Alberta: I told you not to get him started.

In the meantime, rain and even a lack of pants doesn't deter some of the ghosts.

Trevor: A fudgiscle! Man, what I wouldn't give for one of those...

Sass: This game is making me hungry....hey, Sam, can we have a pizza to smell tonight?

Thor: Seems game is not always correct...Trevor never wins 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' in real life.

Trevor: I swear, it makes no damn sense. How do you always know.

Thor: That is secret.

Is this more accurate?

Thor: Hahaha, small man would never dare such move against Thor.

Um, Alberta? That's uh...not safe.

Alberta: This ain't real, Jay, and these microwaves...damn, you modern people don't know how good you got it!

Alberta: I mean, look at this convenience! In my time it would have taken like half a day to get a dinner like this!

Well, I'll pass on your compliments to Swanson's.

Oh God, what are you planning now, No Pants?

Trevor: Wouldn't you like to know?

I don't think I do, to be honest...

Flower: Eee buttefly chasing! My favourite thing!!

Thor: And Flower doesn't even need to worry about boundary now.

Flower: I'm supposed to worry about a boundary?

Thor *groan*

Trevor: Cool, horses!

Looks like the feeling isn't mutual.

Trevor: Wow, you've been fishing all day, Big Guy?

Thor: A whole day is nothing to Thor, Thor once spent two days fishing for a much spoken of and legendary cod, it is all colours of the rainbow and is longer than -

Alberta: Just walk away, Jay and come back in an hour or two...he should be finished by then.

Trevor: Broooooo!

Thor: Broooooo!

Well, that's something you don't see every day...a Viking and a Wall Street broker doing shakkas at each other.

Alberta: Jay, you nailed it! Here I am lookin' ready to paint the town red! Starting with a drink at this speakeasy!

Isaac: sigh I am feeling isolated and unfulfilled, there's no Samantha in this game to write my story.

Well, you know, you can write your own story in this.

Isaac: What? Why didn't you say so?! Fetch me a quill and all the parchment you can afford!

Yeah, that's really not necessary, you just need a typewriter or a computer.

Isaac: Right! Lead me to it!

Trevor: Hey nothing to see here..

Isaac: What are you talking about, you've got one of those typewriters!

Trevor: Yeah, but...this is a secret room....which you guys don't know about.

Isaac: I have never actually seen that room before, what do you do in there?

Hetty: Never you mind.

Here's an interesting development, Sass's simself rolled a want to be a sculptor so here we go.

Sass: You know, I wanted to be a storyteller...but being able to create art that will last for eons...sounds good to me!

Thor: Meanwhile, Thor has decided to keep cod and other fish to admire. Also eat if famine occur.

Righty-oh, good thinking.

On that note, we'll leave our ghostly pals for now. What hijinks will they get up to next time? Stay tuned!

[jackstanleyroberts]

The descriptions of the characters of the Extended Cut of Scream (2022) & Scream VI part 2

Hello everybody, if you have seen part 1 that I pulled, well here is part 2 of the characters of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise. But I haven't finished of it about an new friend group called The Fab Twelve who's now being friends with The Core Four in the Extended Cut of Scream VI when they're all survived the attack in Woodsboro in Scream (2022) & attending to Blackmore University in New York & their friend groups have expanded when they have new friends like Ethan Landry, Stanley Williams, Natasha Longwood, Rory's elder sister Alivia, Quinn Bailey, her older brother Quentin Bailey & his buddy Derek Shepherd including Derek's girlfriend Lillian "Lilly" Davis, Anika Kayoko & her Half-sisters Susie & Hannah Kayoko, Lincoln Jefferson, & Hayley & Holly McDaniel, the daughters of Hallie McDaniel, including Zackary & Caroline Feldman, the son & daughter of Derek Feldman, also Taylor Swanson & Maurice Thompson & new neighbors like Terry & Larry's nephew Anthony "Anton" Mercer, Lilly's Niece Riley Davis, Danny Brackett & his baby sister Danielle. Here's more descriptions of the characters of the franchise.

The Main Characters: The Fab Twelve: Part 2

Joshua Bassett as Connor "Cash" Conway, an Kind, Tough, & Friendly young man who's being friends with Terry & Larry as part of their friend group when they're called themselves The Fab Twelve which the members are Terry, Larry, Lexi, Wendy, Will, Fred, Carrie, Rebecca, Matthew, Lori, Miranda, & Cash.

Joey King as Yvonne Conway, an Beautiful, Funny, & Generous girl who's the older sister of Connor "Cash" Conway & the baby half-sister of the serial killer Jill Roberts. She's loves eating Dino-Shaped Chicken Nuggets & she's the friend of Tara Carpenter.

Supporting Characters:

Julia Rehwald as Katherine "Katie" Jones, an Beautiful, Tough, & Headstrong young woman who's being the girlfriend of Terrence William "Terry" Watkins & she's the cheerleader from Woodsboro High.

Kathryn Newton as Kathleen "Kathy" Williamson, an Funny, Charismatic, & Tough young woman who's isn't afraid to throw down. She's a part of the friend group with Terry & Larry.

Ross Lynch as Ronald "Rory" Williams, the brother of Elanie Williams & Alivia Williams & he's also a part of Terry & Larry's friend group.

Samantha Boscarino as Elaine Williams, the older sister of Roland "Rory" Williams, the younger sister of Alivia Williams, the girlfriend of Lawrence James "Larry" Watkins, & the best friend of Amber Freeman who's being the killer in Scream (2022). She's back in Scream VI to get revenge on Sam & Tara Carpenter who killed her.

Jade Pettyjohn as Graceland "Grace" Prescott, an Kind, Friendly, Loving, & Really Tough young woman who's being friends with Terry & Larry as part of the friend group. She's the granddaughter of Sidney Prescott & Mark Kincaid & the younger sister of Sam & Jenny Kincaid.

Emily Meade as Elena Connors, the girlfriend of Roland "Rory" Williams & she's a part of the friend group in the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise.

Sophia Lillis as Grace-Lynn "Gracie" Moore, an Smart, Intelligent & Kind young woman who's being friends with Terry & Larry Watkins when they're talking about horror movies.

More descriptions of the characters of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise are coming soon.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[the-empress-7]

Just a quick reminder — the First Amendment freedoms don’t protect you and me from each other; they only protect you from the government.

That’s why Meghan’s argument that the First Amendment/freedom of speech protects her from Samantha’s lawsuit was laughed out of the courtroom. Samantha isn’t the US government. She can absolutely sue and hold Meghan accountable for what she said and Meghan can’t claim “free speech” to justify saying what she said.

(I got stuck on the jury for a 3 day civil case where two neighbors were fighting each other. The defendant counter sued the plaintiff and each of his lawyers for violating her First Amendment rights to free speech by suing her for slander and libel in the first place. I can’t tell you how many lectures we got about the First Amendment over those 3 days and I have never wanted to live under a rock away from the world like Ron Swanson more in my life.)

Thank you and this is what I was trying to get at myself. And let's remember that Cardi B won her defamation lawsuit, first amendment did not protect Tasha K did it?

[prettymvgic]

my muses ; this is temporary until i figure out how to make things mobile friendly !

FEMALES : poppy : age unknown, pixie, currently captive by a vampire - madelaine petsch. kiana murphy : 22, college student, waitress - samantha logan. kimberly vaughn : 24, 1990's - young!julia roberts. olivia harrington: 22, college student - grace van dien. robyn bailey : 29, model & influencer - laura harrier. sidney prescott : 17-22, scream 1-3 - neve campbell. samantha palmer : 18-23, hs student/college student - katherine langford. marianne parker : 55, ranger wife - diane lane. katherine foster : 42, conwoman - anne hathaway. andrea "annie" bennett : 41, inn owner & keeper, starting over - bethany joy lenz. mercedes hart: 27, influencer & industry plant, upcoming musical artist - ryan destiny. bristol harper : 35, online jewelry store owner, mother to two - hilary duff. evangelina constance : 48, owner of a cult - carla gugino. allison barnes : 38, former nurse now surviving the apocalypse - lauren cohen. lacey thomas : 18-20, college student - nicole wallace. seline castillo : 33, owner of flattop bar & grill, more info upon request - vanessa hudgens. cassandra foxx : better known in her world as ALASKA, 30, sugar baby/escort, more info upon request - vanessa hudgens. marzia vadala : 34, italian, jewelry store owner - phoebe tonkin. gianna ortiz : 34, spanish, receptionist for a corportation - ana de armas. mariana ruiz : 19-22, spanish, hs or college student - alexa demie. holland st. clair : 25, model trying to get her debut, trans-female - hunter schafer. angeline swanson : 23, pornstar - sabrina carpenter. first last : 40, prosecutor - kerry washington.

MALES : marshall "the judge" owens : 49, apocalyptic cult member - andrew lincoln. jude mitchell : 34, lives in an apartment in nyc, struggling artist - andrew garfield. david bascom : 26, 1950's, closeted homosexual - harry styles. casey theriot : 27, nomad. - tom holland. pak dae-hyun : 23, idol struggling with fame - junkook. patrick galloway : 29, blackballed actor starting over - nicholas galitzine. choi minho, 25, establishing actor, mostly indie films waiting for his break - kim jiwoong ( aki. ) hak su-jin : 31, book store / cafe manager in seoul - woo do-hwan. kai kahinu : 19, younger brother to zane, new zealand native, maori - matthew sato. wihan chen : 24, indie musician - first kanaphan puitrakul. ( tashi. ) felix maynard : 30, owner of tart & thyme restaurant, chef - will poulter. caskey dallas : 18-23, outcast, more info upon request - cole sprouse. robin sallow : 28, manager of off beat records, more info upon request - thomas doherty. jesse dylan : 18-30 ( 1985 - 1997 ), teen/convict, more info upon request - dacre montgomery. dean maddox : 22, college student, more info upon request - hero fiennes tiffin. simon parker : 29, lead singer & guitar player of killin' time, more info upon request - joe keery. maverick reed : 26, fisherman's son - rudy pankow. hwan van : 26, mechanic - cha eun-woo choi daehyun : 20, idol, au!fae - felix lee. trevor elliot : 24, college, indie musician, au!fame - felix mallard. kim hanuel : 26, ceo- yeo jin-goo. andrew baker : 19, homeless. - brandon flynn. casper cromwell : forever 20, ghostboy haunting a house. - louis patridge.

THEYS : zane kahinu, 22, older sibling to kai, new zealand native, maori - zoe terakes.

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Some figures whom I think looks kinda like how I imagine these figures to look like in their respective books/plays/legends

. Christine Daae ( POTO ) - Catherine Deneuve, Sissel Kyrkjebo, Christine Nilsson, Emmi Christensson, Ingrid Bergman

. Meg Giry ( POTO ) - Maria Khoreva, Leslie Caron

. Natasha Rostova ( War and Peace ) - Lyudmila Saveleva, Audrey Hepburn

. Cosette ( Les Mis ) - Rebecca Caine, Judy Kuhn, Isabelle Huppert, Adele Foucher

. Tatiana Larina ( Eugene Onegin ) - Liv Tyler

. Eponine ( Les Mis ) - Samantha Barks, Frances Ruffelle

. Raoul De Chagny ( POTO ) - Vincent Cassel ( especially when younger ), Steve Barton

. Marius Pontmercy - Michael Ball, Victor Hugo ( especially when younger )

. Mr Darcy - Colin Firth

. Elizabeth Bennet - Jennifer Ehle, Jane Austen

. Juliet Capulet - Olivia Hussey

. Jane Bennet - Susannah Harker, Rosamund Pike

. Daisy Fay - Buchanan - Mia Farrow, Ginerva King, Clara Bow

. Jordan Baker - Elizabeth Debicki in Great Gatsby, Gloria Swanson ( especially when younger )

. Fantine ( Les Mis ) - Patti Lupone's Fantine

. Madame Giry ( POTO ) - Maggie Smith, Sylvie Guillem

. La Sorelli ( POTO ) - Michele Mercier, Alessandra Ferri, Darcey Bussell

. Tess Durbeyfield ( Tess of the D'Ubervilles ) - Gemma Arterton

. Carmen ( Carmen Novella ) - Alba Flores, Carmen Amaya

. Scheherazade ( 1001 Nights, Islamic Legends ) - Golshifteh Farahani

. Teiniagua ( Brazilian Legends ) - Morena Baccarin

. Hua Mulan ( Chinese Legends ) - Ming Na Wen

. Katya Scherbatskya ( Anna Karenina ) - Darya Dogusheva, Sophia Behrs- Tolstoy, Evanna Lynch

. Anna Oblonskya ( Anna Karenina ) - Elizaveta Boyarskaya, Greta Garbo

. Carlotta ( POTO ) - Judy Kaye's Carlotta, Adelina and Carlotta Patti, Cecilia Bartoli, Maria Callas

. Desdemona ( Othello ) - Irene Jacob

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Kathryn Lynch (A '91, '21), Heather Bursch (A '09), Samantha Bittman (A '11), Lyle Ashton Harris (A '18), Marlene McCarty (F '11), Marc Swanson (A '00, F '14), Nicole Cherubini (A '02)

Foreland Studio Artists Group Show Foreleand 111 WATER STREET, Catskill, NY March 18th–April 16, 2023

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now i've named the most women i could think of in 10 minutes:

maren mjelde

erin cuthbert

guri reiten

tilda swanson

coco chanel

eleanor roosevelt

marilyn monroe

alessia russo

lucy bronze

mary earps

mary mother of jesus

esmeralda from hunchback of notre dame

jane from tarzan

anna from frozen

elsa from frozen

samantha puckett

jennette mccurdy

carly from icarly

leah williamson

kosse asllani

frido rolfö

patri guijarro

claudia pina

alexia putellas

lieke martens 

jill roord

charli grant

kcc

viv miedema

beth mead

sjp

the mom from bluey

toni braxton

kk harvey

abby from tlou

dina from tlou 

donna 

max from two broke girls 

caroline from two broke girls

lydia williams

kaylan marckese

katie mccabe 

ella mccabe

lauren mccabe

lauren hemp

esme morgan

ellie roebuck

amanda ilestedt

lauren james

jude bellingham's mom

nika muhl

paige bueckers

aaliyah edwards

pat mahomes mom

shaq's mom

baby from dirty dancing

laura wienroither 

stina blackstenius

emily fox

emma hayes

frida maanum

manu

linda blecher 

brittany mahomes

brittany spears

christina aguilera

avril lavigne 

paramore's front singer

the girl in mcrs album art

helena bonham carter

anne hathaway 

halle berry

jenna ortega

ariana greenblatt

feli rauch

lena oberdorf

cata coll 

sandra panos

beebadoo

laufey

junia

hermione granger

emma watson

emma stone

emma stone's daughter

harper gorry

katrina gorry

hayley raso

keira walsh

90 women

[kathyloves2read]

Books I have read in Q1 of 2024

What books did I read in the first quarter of 2024 and what did I think of them? I’ve already written my review of the Book of Doors but I haven’t written much about other books I’ve read since 1/1/24. So, here is a list of some of the books I have read in the first quarter of 2024. Fiction Rippler – Cidney Swanson – When Samantha discovers she can become invisible, her life takes quite a…

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Read More 2024 True Colors

A book with a color in the title.

Classics A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorn The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Fiction Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie White Noise by Don DeLillo White Oleander by Janet Fitch Yellowface by R.F. Kuang Black Water by Joyce Carol Oates Blue by Danielle Steele The Color Purple by Alice Walker

Mystery Murder of a Pink Elephant by Denise Swanson

Science Fiction and Fantasy Red Rising by Pierce Brown The House in the Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune Red Moon by Kim Stanley Robinson The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon

Graphic Novels Golden Kamuy by Satoru Noda

Religious Indigo Isle by T.I. Low

Young Adult The Red Scrolls of Magic by Cassandra Clare Orange by Ichigo Takano

Biography Yellow House by Sarah M. Broom

Non-Fiction Fix-it and Forget-it: Pink Cookbook Good by Phyllis Pellman Driving the Green Book by Alvin Hall

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Deadly Friend (1986) Warner Bros. Dir. Wes Craven

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[onward-magic-princess-barista]

My Onward and Parks and Rec AU Pt. 7

[obscurelittlebird]

What about the 1997 version?

Sometimes, I have my friends over and we roast movies together. I had planned on roasting 1997 together, but we ended up becoming so uncomfortable that we remained in a state of uncomfortable, silent confusion for the duration of the film. 

I can firmly say, without an ounce of hesitation, that 1997 must be the ULTIMATE WORST adaption of Jane Eyre, EVER. When I first drafted this video review, it clocked in at 15 minutes. So there is a lot of content that I cut out for time. Most of it consisted of how uncharacteristically savage Jane was, and how extra Mr. Rochester was (but not in a good way). 

I honestly have no idea what else to say about this adaptation, so I’m just going to let you watch the video.

WARNING: After the attempted wedding, Mr. Rochester becomes very violent with Jane. This video contains a supercut of the sequence. I cut most of it short and left a whole scene of it out, but it was so horrible I felt it had to be included in my review.