#Santana x reader

[bebegi]

𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

genre: modern setting - gn!reader

warnings: swearing, old men vs texting.

others: kars & santana / wamū & eisidisi

requested: no

requests here 🌱

notes: if it feels kind of rushed then you'd be right :] also imagine if no one died and they're all friends :] also this is kinda cringe :[ also i tried to make them speak more.....""anciently"" but my limited knowledge of english betrayed me a little bit, anyways xoxo

notes²: you can tell that i LOVE to blame almost everything on joseph

images credit: kars icon — santana icon — santana and pou

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated <3

[rzyraffek]

Guys I suffer from jojo brainrot, I know its not my usual writing , but I need to get this out of my system. NO SPOILERS they/them pronouns, sfw, Request open

Also for obvious (and legal) reasons in josuke and okayasu ones reader is like 16.

Also I didnt finish jojo part4 yet so some stuff might be eee not accurate?

More jjba dating headcanons!!

Including Kars, Santana, young Joseph, Jonathan, Josuke, Speedwagon, Okuyasu

Kars

Homie will litteraly pet them. My guy has god complex, thinks that humans are so so smol and so so tiny

Picks them up like some lil baby and probably carries them around everywhere

S/o mostly just vibes in his huge mansion while Kars plots some evil emo stuff (again)

Quick reminder that this guy was doing ah mimimimi ah mimimimimi😴 for last few centuries so s/o has to explain him a lot of stuff

Imagine him getting jumpscared bcs your phone made a noise, or him just walking up to light switch and turing lights on and off repeatedly. Mans fascinated

Also guy is a walking muscle so no matter how big or smol s/o is they going to be picked up and carried around, probably he uses only one hand too btw

Pls brush his hair he will litteraly melt

Santana

...

"Human why you carry tiny talking square everywhere? Is it magical?"

My guy will take their phone and 'accidently' take 50selfies, but not in sexy way, but in 'his face is zoomed to camera and you see only his eyes and forehead' way

His love language is quality time, understanding and gifts

Hates germans btw

Will give them random stuff, like he will litteraly bring them a microwave and be like "human explain meaning of this". But also gives them shiny rocks, jewellery, hair accessories. If s/o wants a new car, my man gonna litteraly pick up first car he sees and bring it to them

I am convinced he eats food with his bare hands. S/o has to give him tutoral how to use knife and fork, he won't like it >:(

Young Joseph

Homeboy hands are everywhere, if my guy doesn't hold their hand, he is putting his hands on s/o shoulders or waist or just kisses them

Doing make-up together. And nails. And hair. All of this while shittalking his enemies and talking about all the drama.

Tequila Joseph first dragqueen in history btw

Never go on plane with him, no matter how romantinc he promises it will be. Do not

Also makes fun of Ceasar that Joseph was the first one to find a partner not him😍

S/o and Ceasar probably meet up sometimes to just complain about how dumb Joseph sometiems is😭

Will litteraly do anything to impress them frfr

Jonathan

Not boyfriend, but Husband material

My guy will be on walk with his homie speedwagon and litteraly act like teenager girl with crush. All blushy, shy and asking for advices

Gives them handfuls of flowers, but like Jonathan's sized handful (alot)

Loves walking with s/o and holding hands ofc

My boy will blush and die if s/o does first move

Pls s/o beat dio up he sucks

The best boy husband

Josuke

Bros gonna be so protective, like fr my guy will be worried if s/o goes to shop and doesn't come back in more than 20minutes

He will blush if s/o tries to hold his hand

Mumbles a lot about hair routine and hair products, and probably likes to comb s/o hair

Okayasu probably cried when he found out that Josuke has a partner btw

The sweetest boy alive

Guy will accidentally spoil them. Also they are basicly immortal due to all crazy daimon stuff

If s/o sees stands... OMG PLS pls hug his lil man, his stand i mean. It looks very hugable

Playing video games when s/o and josuke lied to his mom that you came over to teach him some school stuff>>

Okuyasu

This dude

This guy

Will litteraly beat anyone up, for no reason anyways. He just do be like that.

He is very dumb, please be patient

Isn't romantic, he tries to act cool and tough, but he is unintentionally cute! Like he will go to s/o house in middle of day, knock on door and he like "sup babygrill I bought you some ice cream"

If you guys play any kind of competitive game he might let them win! But he never tell them that of course

Also he is very physical, but not in romantic/sexy way but in 'dub me up homie/sup give me high five' hes very bromance. he also enjoys just leaning on them, like yall just stand waiting for bus and this dude will put like half his body weight on them

Once he had a nightmare and called them at 3am

Speedwagon

Btw sorry that characters are all over place and not organised, I am sleeby

My guy will shank anyone for you babe

Talks, a lot. So if s/o is a listener type, they will get along well

Goes to Jonathan and asks for advices about relationships!

S/o steals his hat and he pretends that he's offended, but pls dont stop you look cute!

My guy is very very...unorganised... total mess of a men if it comes to life. I dont even know if he has a house btw

Cuddles on couch when he's sure that noone is around>>>

Will read them to bed if that helps s/o fall asleep

He has poor eyesight but he doesnt wear glasses. Bonk him pls

[vixensmart]

Y/N: I could take the Pillar Men.

Caesar: You can't fight the Pillar Men!

Y/N:...

Caesar: You meant in a fight, right? Please tell me you meant in a fight.

[marsipaniscool]

*manifests out of a flaming hearth* Hello friend I have come to ask you for something— Can I pretty please have some headcanons on the pillarmen getting their backs scratched. You got my brain juices flowing, and I thought this would be a fun idea lol

YEASSSSSSSSSS OFC U CAN!!!! i am SO sorry this took so long😭😭 BUT HERE U GO ML MWAHHHHHH XX

under the cut !!

Kars is ALLLL about deep pressure stimulation and scented oils. He, like Wamuu, prefers not to have his back scratched from behind, one of those Old World habits. Stand to the side or in front of him and reach around, he only allows someone at his back if it’s someone he trusts dearly/one of his vamps he knows won’t pull any fuck shit. Prefers attention to be put on his upper back and shoulders. He only allows it when his schedule is completely clear, he gets really into it and expects a full body pampering to follow it.

Esidisi LOVES physical affection in general, but back rubs are his shit. Famous worldwide for stroking Kars’ back while he sips wine and watches Wamuu/some vamps throw down. Esidisi isn’t allowed to touch the wine tho, Kars likes it chilled. He’s very much a physical affection giver, if he ever receives he’s immediately returning it tenfold. Also famous worldwide for going up to those he trusts and pouting that he “just can’t reach this spot on his back” and that “you HAAAAAVE to help me, I just can’t reach” (yes he can he just wants attention.) When he’s in these attention seeking moods, he expects to be lavished with attention for as long as he sees fit.

Wamuu…. tries? He really really tries to enjoy back scratches, but it can only be from Kars, Esidisi, or someone he trusts 100%. He used to allow Santana but he’s unsure now (he doesn’t think his brother likes, or even loves him, anymore.) He doesn’t think about Santana much tbh, he had his moment when his brother was left behind, but after centering himself, he buried those thoughts. His reflex makes it hard for anyone to get at his back, which is a double edged sword for him. If the light is hitting Wham wrong, even reaching up to pat at his shoulder will leave him throwing whoever was unlucky enough to trigger it. HE FEELS BAD ABOUT IT. HE WOULD REALLY LIKE BACK RUBS WITHOUT BEING ANXIOUS ABOUT HURTING WHOEVER IS GIVING HIM LOVE. He heavily prefers head pats/rubs, and touching foreheads for these reasons. It makes him feel so good, he’s very used to verbal praise but physical praise is uncharted territory for him. Poor baby is used to sweet words and harsh fists from his Masters.

Santana is very touch avoidant, but anyone he would let give him back rubs would have to put their whole arm into it tbh. Light touches set his nerves on fire and leaves him twitching at contact. It would take a lot for him to even let anyone touch him without him either hurting/killing them on the spot, or staring blankly and walking away (he will remember this interaction. you are in danger.) However, once someone gets their hands on him, it’s game over. He relaxes and lays down, expecting the cat treatment. Assuming it’s a human giving him this affection, this would be when he would scoop (see: kidnap) the person up and take them with him wherever he goes. He needs back scratches and pets ON DEMAND.

[jomsimagination]

secret girlfriend || Santana Lopez

warnings: some smut? like really short smut? and then cussings.

where in you're santana's girlfriend who has never met her friends or her family even her roommates, and it's been months since you've started nagging her about it. you always wanted to meet her friends, or at least her roommates, and then one day, she finally agrees.

being santana's secret girlfriend was hard, you really wanted to meet her friends, but she told you that her friends were really annoying and would bombard you with questions.

Deep down santana wanted you to meet her friends but, she knew they would try and lure you away from her since you and santana were different, like really different.  you were just a nerd with glasses and whose friends are books, while she was this wild and hot latina who probably slept with half of her friends.

So here you are, cuddling with santana while watching a movie, "hey, san" you lifted your head from her chest to face her. "hm?" She hummed raised a brow. "when can i meet your friends?" You asked, as her attention shifted from the tv to you.

"Y/n. We talked about this." She replied whilst you pouted, but she kissed the pout away. "here why don't you have dinner at mine and maybe if they're there i'll introduce you to them" she kissed your nose, as your face lights up with excitement finally meeting her roommates.

"Really?" She nodded and kissed you once again, the kiss was innocent until she poked her tongue at your bottom lip you parted your lips so, her tongue delved inside your mouth, roaming your mouth like its hers.

She laid you down on the couch, flipping your positions. her lips made her way down to your jaw leaving light kisses, her kisses quickly went to harsh sucking and biting, you moaned when she bit harshly at your pulse point. your hands went to tangle in her hair as she continued leaving marks in your skin.

"T-tana. Y-you can't leave hickeys" she pulled away from your neck to admire her work, "well too late." She smirked, she leaned down to leave more marks.

She trailed down to your chest just above your boobs, and left more more marks, she liked to leave marks on you, once she told you she likes to leave marks because you were hers. Even though nobody knew about your relationship with her, she still liked leaving marks on you.

She trailed down on you once she was at the waist band of your pants, she looked up on you, you were squirming underneath her, whimpering and begging for her.

She liked—nope sorry—loved seeing you squirm underneath, and beg for her, it was one of her biggest turn ons, of course on number one is you calling her mommy, then begging for her, then you moaning.

She then took off your pants, throwing them over her shoulder, looking at your wetness, admiring your center.

Then that night was filled with your high pitched moans, and whimpers, and her degrading you with a mix of her praising you.

The next day rolled in, the light hitting your eyes causing you to wake up, you woke up seeing santana look at you sweetly.

You cuddled up more to her side, since you didn't want to wake up yet, "hey, c'mon babe, you gotta wake up." she noticed, "why" you groaned, "because you gotta get ready" you lifted your head from her chest, "whyyyy its a Saturday" you whined, but she shook her head and chuckled slightly.

"If you let me stay here until we go to your apartment i'll let you rest between my boobs?" You negotiated, she quickly flipped you laying on your back, she put her head between your boobs and just stayed still.

"I love your boobs" she kissed them, you chuckled lightly, "i know" you caressed her hair, you grabbed the remote and opened the tv.

You scrolled through the shows, you clicked on modern family since who wouldn't want to watch a show about three crazy families.

You trailed your hand down to her back, and caressing her back as you remembered the scratches you left on her back, the scratches trailed down to her shoulders down to her back, she loved seeing marks on her skin as much as she loved seeing marks on your skin.

She hissed a little when you touched a scratch mark. "sorry" you apologized, as you had hurt her. "you don't have to be sorry, hermosa, i love them" she mumbled, as her head was in between your boobs.

You guys stayed still like that for 45 minutes, but you felt hungry but also didn't want to stand up then your stomach growled, she chuckled when she heard it.

She stood up and tried pulling you with her but you refused, "c'mon babygirl, you have to stand up" she giggled, she went inside the closet and pulled out two shirts, one being over sized, while the other one she wore, she also wore a pair of under wear, she carried you to the kitchen bridal style.

"Can you cook breakfast?" She asked sweetly, "sure" you replied, she put you down, but you felt a ache between your legs, you almost fell but her arms wrapped around you before you could fall.

"I love you" she kissed the top of you head, as you cooked, her arms wrapped around you tightly, "i love you too sanny" you turned around and kissed her.

Once you were done cooking, she set up the table, and sat you down on her lap, "is it good?" You asked, as she took the spoon inside her mouth, she moaned at the taste, "yes it is good" she kissed you.

"always." she smiled, kissing you in the cheek as a thank you. "so, it's a Saturday, and I know how much you hate it but I got to drop down at the store." you pouted slightly, reminding your girlfriend you had to visit your cafe every Saturday just to check in.

"can't you skip today?" she sulked eating the food you cooked her. "santana. you told me that last Saturday." you told her, standing up to go to your closet. "hey, go to my apartment afterwards okay?" she held your hand to stop you from walking, after you nodded a yes, she pressed a soft and quick kiss to your knuckles before you walk away.

you shower and change into normal not pajama clothes, and kissed your girlfriend goodbye before leaving to go to her little cutesy shop that sell multiple things and cronuts. you have a lot of costumers for cronuts one of them being a boy who buys cronuts everyday with bowtie.

after spending hours in your cafe serving people and that specific little boy with his bowtie. you finally get to go home, you closed up your shop, and then went home. you changed into some nice clothes since it was the first time your meeting your girlfriend's friend after all. 

"oh my gosh, is this even the right one?" you were nervous, shaky, with very wet from sweat disgusting hands. then you knocked, one knock only, you were extremely nervous so you didn't continue on knocking.

it took you twenty minutes before trying to knock again, but a boy opened it up. "hi! uh who are you?" he asked you looking around to see if there was anyone else. "I'm san-" you were cut off by the sound of your girlfriends voice.

"that is my guest porcelain get your ass out of the way." she pushes the boy away so she can go to you, once you're finally in her reach, she pulls you into a long-awaited kiss. "santana." you pull away first, you were really not that pda after all she was your first girlfriend.

"hey. dwarf yeah? listen." she called to the small girl with a beak for a nose, rachel. "everyone, this is my girlfriend. y/n. say hello." you waved hi to them smiling softly. "oh my god! you're that waitress who serves my cronuts every time!" 

"oh! you're uh that one boy with a boyfriend problems!" you smile widely. "you are so lucky santana." he hugs you, but since you weren't super social you just stood there awkwardly. "I'm sorry do you not like being touched?" he apologizes as soon as he noticed.

"yes, so back the hell away." you notice santana give him a glare. so you nudged her with your elbow. "santana be nice." you mutter before holding out a paper bag containing many cronuts. "good for you, I brought cronuts."

you give the boy the bag, and then you finally remembered his name, blaine, and kurt his boyfriend. "this is the best day ever!" the boy said excitedly as he started rummaging and eating the cronuts, you just looked at him with concern.

"leave him be, babe." santana said leading you through their apartment touring you in thee small apartment. "so where do you sleep?" you ask the Latina. "uh couch surfing. I do couch surfing, oh look the food's been served."

said food looked bland and tasted bland, the girl look at you as you reached for the salt, to add more flavor, but it had been your tenth time reaching for the salt, it still tasted really bland. "Does it taste a little like only a little bland to you?" you whisper to santana still smiling. "it does, it tastes like nothing. we shoulda ordered pizza instead."

"so y/n! where's your hometown? what's your favorite color, I want know more about you!" blaine said whilst having a cronut in his hands. "oh well uh, I'm uh 18, my home town is New York. and I don't have a favorite color." you nervously said as they looked at you with smiles as if they wanted to hear more from you.

"do you want to go home now?" santana asked you as soon as they look away, she kissed your cheek and put a hand on your thigh, trying to tell you something. "no, not now." you shake your head, pushing her hand away and continuing on eating the very bland food.

"so what's is like dating santana?" kurt asks, then a very quiet ow could be heard from him since santana kicked him from under the table, but you still went on to tell them the experience with dating Santana Lopez.

"so yeah, I'm basically aa chaperone for her since I try to stop her from making out with another girl, I'm kidding. well half-kidding. mostly kidding. I'm just joking, but all jokes are half meant. but still joking."

"wow, doesn't drink, doesn't party, and you're her first everything. that is very different santana, but I support it." Kurt chuckles, then he picks up all the plates. "don't listen to him babe. he's just kidding."

"I know, he seems like a nice guy." you chuckle holding santana's hand in a way of comforting her. "let's go watch tv." she leads you to the couch. "oh c'mon I gotta help him with the dishes." then you went on and helped kurt with the dishes.

"so, how did you guys meet?" he bumps his butt with yours as a way of getting your attention. "so remember when I said I didn't drink? well I tried it for the first time, it was karaoke bar, I remember being so drunk and singing. then this beautiful woman staring at me while she laughed, god she was even more beautiful when she laughed. then the next thing I knew I was walking to her, then I woke up the next day, in my apartment the typical. but the difference was the beautiful woman was sleeping beside me, on my bed. so that's how we met." 

he was chuckling afterwards. "wow. that's some story." he said drying his hands on a rag. "well let's go watch a movie." the both of you walk to the couch. "I guess I'm not your secret girlfriend anymore?" 

"no not anymore." she shakes her head, then she kisses your forehead before you set your head down on her shoulder resting comfortable in their very small couch, but hey, not everyone's rich.

"I love you" you mumble looking up at her with your so called 'cutesy puppy eyes' "I love you too." she kisses you, you kiss back but pull away since you notice everyone's eye on you. "don't do things on that couch, at least not when we're here." rachel gestures to the people around the two of you.

"and plus you know what coach sue did to this couch." kurt said to santana but you heard, everyone suddenly stood up, leaving you wondering on who the hell coach sue is. "wait who is she?"

"you don't wanna know."

"stand up babe, you're sitting on a disgusting piece of shit, that should've been burned weeks ago!" 

then the roommates start arguing, you still wondering who the hell coach sue is.

A/n: quick santana fic cause I love her! Not proof read so, sorry!

[thornybubbles]

All I Ever Wanted: Yandere Santana x Reader

Note: I used a different method for writing this story than I normally do. I used a picker wheel to randomly choose a prompt from a list of Yandere Prompts from Tumblr and a list of JoJo characters I haven’t written for yet. The winning character was Santana and the winning prompt was “Yandere saves Darling’s life”. I may use this method again in the future. 

Santana first encountered you when you snuck into the German base to aid Joseph in rescuing Speedwagon. He could not take his eyes off of you as you tended to the old man while Joseph tried to gain his attention with his buffoonery. Nothing the young Joestar said or did could pull Santana’s gaze from you as you spoke words of comfort to the frightened Speedwagon. The old man scolded you for tagging along with Joseph on such a dangerous mission, but he was relieved to have you there nonetheless. Watching you coddle the old man stirred something in Santana that he never felt before. Santana never considered humans to be especially attractive before, but there was something about you that lured him in. Maybe it was the gentle look in your eyes as you checked the old man over? Maybe it was the loving words you used as you spoke to him?

Santana found himself growing jealous over the attention the old man was getting from you. For him, affection was few and far between and usually limited to a half-hearted head pat from Kars or Esidesi whenever he did as he was told. As he got older though, they started to treat him less like kin and more like a pet. During training, he found himself unable to achieve the same kind of results that Wammu could, and Kars became increasingly frustrated with him. He once warned him that if he did not catch up with the rest of them, then he would be left behind. When he woke up thousands of years later and found himself alone, he knew that he’d been abandoned. 

He fully intended to take all of his grief and anger out on every single human he came across, but seeing you, he decided to make an exception. Though anger began to simmer in him as he watched you with the old man. You hadn’t even looked at him when you came in. Did you have any idea how stupid it was to blunder into enemy territory and not be on guard? He could have killed you a thousand times over before you even made eye contact with him! Why were you wasting time with that old man when you should be paying attention to him?! Santana side-stepped Joseph, who was incessantly tapping his nose and saying ridiculous things, and began to advance on you and Speedwagon.

Your back was turned to the Pillarman. You were too busy trying to release Speedwagon from his restraints to notice as Santana drew ever closer to you. He was strangely quiet for someone so large. It wasn’t until Speedwagon’s horrified gaze locked on something behind you did you turn around and find yourself face to face with the Pillarman. You gasped and instinctively put yourself between Santana and the old man, trying to shield Speedwagon from the brute. Santana just stared down at you with an unreadable expression while Speedwagon begged for you to get away. 

Slowly, Santana reached out for you, his massive hand looking like it was about to clamp down on your head. 

“Don’t ignore me, you prehistoric prick!” shouted Joseph. 

He placed a hand on Santana’s shoulder, trying to annoy the Pillarman enough that he would forget about whatever he was planning to do to you. When Santana didn’t react, Joseph sent a jolt of Ripple energy into the flesh of his shoulder to get the point across. It certainly worked because Santana’s eye twitched and the corner of his mouth turned up into a slight snarl. His shoulder sizzled from the attack but was already healing itself. Santana slowly turned to face Joseph who was bouncing from foot to foot holding his fists up as if he were in a boxing ring. 

“That’s what you get for treating me like I’m just a mosquito flying around your ear!” Joseph said, grinning obnoxiously. 

Santana was giving him a blank look but you could practically feel the rage boiling off of him. Before anything else could happen, though, the sound of several booted feet stomped up the corridor and a troop of German soldiers burst into the room. They lined up on either side of a very confused Joseph and took aim at Santana. Who the blazes were these guys? Reinforcements? From where? You thought Santana had killed all the soldiers in the base! You didn’t think much more about it because you realized that while the Germans had their guns locked on Santana, you and Speedwagon were right behind him. If they fired on the Pillarman, they would take you and the old man out, too! Joseph must have realized the same thing because he was already trying to wrestle the gun out of one of the soldiers hands. The others ignored Joseph’s antics  and you heard someone yell, “FIRE!” 

Thinking quickly you knocked Speedwagon out of the wheelchair and onto the floor where he would be out of range of the gunfire. Seconds later you found yourself swept up in a pair of muscular arms and held to an equally muscular chest. Thinking that it was Joseph that held you, you screamed as you felt the bullets tear into him. Over the racket you heard both Speedwagon and Joseph call your name. That’s when you realized that it wasn’t Joseph that had you in his grasp. You looked up and actually felt the blood drain from your face. Staring down at you with impassive red eyes was Santana. You felt your arms and legs draw up against your body in terror. You tried to speak, working your jaw and tongue to get words out, wanting to demand or even beg him not to kill you, but you could only manage to emit squeaks of fright. 

You became vaguely aware of the sound of JoJo fighting with the soldiers and more gunfire. He was angry with them for nearly killing you and Speedwagon. 

“What kind of morons just burst into a room and start shooting?!” He shouted as he kicked one of them in the back of the head, knocking off his helmet and sending the soldier to dreamland. It was only then that he spotted you in the arms of the Pillarman and froze, eyes widening in horror. 

“My God! Joseph! That monster has her!” Speedwagon spoke up. He, too, only just now realized what was happening. 

Seeing that JoJo had stopped attacking them, the soldiers returned their attention to Santana once more taking aim. You gasped and squinted your eyes closed, not wanting to see your demise coming. Joseph prepared to send a Hamon-fueled kick to the ground under the soldiers feet to knock them off balance but he never got the chance. Santana readjusted you so that he was cradling you with one arm. He raised his free arm upwards towards the soldiers, spreading his fingers at weird angles. Just like he had before, he used the bullets that had been absorbed into his body to return fire. Each bullet shot from his fingertips hit its mark, embedding itself into the heads of each of the soldiers. Not even the ones that Joseph knocked out were spared. Only Joseph remained unscathed. He looked around himself in confusion, wondering why he didn’t get shot, too. Santana lowered his arm, readjusting you in his hold once more. He glared at Joseph the entire time. He only spared him because he had unfinished business with the upstart primitive, but he could take care of that later. Joseph had gotten over his confusion and was now glaring back at Santana with equal ferocity. 

“Put my friend down right now!” He demanded, pointing a finger at the ground as if to show exactly where he wanted Santana to place you. 

The Pillarman’s lips pulled away from his teeth in a snarl and he made a noise that sounded like a cross between a snake’s hiss and a dog’s growl. Joseph had the audacity to growl back at him, an action that you would have thought funny if it weren’t for the situation you were in. Santana moved slightly and Joseph seemed to know immediately what he was planning. 

“Don’t you dare!” he warned the Pillarman. 

Santana hissed/growled at him again, before suddenly taking off down the corridor that the German troops had just come from. The action took Joseph off guard. He was expecting the Pillarman to try to harm you in some way, not run off with you! 

“JoJo! Stop him!” cried Speedwagon from where he still lay on the floor. 

That was all he needed to snap out of his shocked state and into action. He took off down the corridor at full speed, desperately trying to catch up with Santana. The Pillarman’s powerful legs let him run far faster than any human though, and he was constantly maneuvering out of Joseph’s grasp as he tried to snatch you away from him. Santana went so far as to run along the walls and at some point, you even found yourself upside down as Santana began running on the very ceiling. 

“Get down here, you cheater!” Joseph yelled up at him. 

Joseph’s vision was suddenly obstructed as a green cloth fluttered down on top of him. During his escape from the observation lab, Santana grabbed a shirt off of one of the dead soldiers. While he and Joseph were glaring each other down, Santana had spotted a map of the base among the scattered files and papers that littered the ground after his earlier rampage. He only needed to glance at it once in order to commit it to memory. When he knew that he was coming upon an intersection, he waited for just the right moment to drop the shirt down on Joseph, obscuring his view as he darted off down the corridor that he knew led to some maintenance tunnels. 

Joseph snatched the bloodstained shirt off of himself. He let out an angry shout when he realized that Santana had evaded him. That freak was a lot smarter than he seemed. There were three passages he could’ve taken: straight ahead, right, or left. He obviously didn’t keep going straight or Joseph would still be able to see him. So that left either the left or the right. Joseph debated on which way to go for a moment. In comics, the bad guys almost always take the left passage to get away from the good guys. Maybe that was the case in real life, too? He growled in frustration. He didn’t have anything else to go on, so left passage it was. He ran down the passage calling your name, hoping that the monster hadn’t hurt you. Unfortunately, real life isn’t like comic books and Santana had taken the right passage.  

You were grateful when Santana began running upright again. Being upside down for so long was starting to give you a headache. You lost sight of Joseph hours ago. You tried calling out for him once, but Santana gave you such a glare that the words died on your tongue from sheer fright. But you were beginning to wonder just how long this damned corridor was. And just how long could this guy run? He’d been running for a while now and wasn’t even breathing hard! 

Santana darted down a flight of stairs that seemed to lead to a basement and storage area. He slowed down to a normal walk and began searching for something. Finally he came to a set of chained up doors with a lot of writing around it. You couldn’t read German so you had no clue what it said. He pulled the doors open, snapping the chains as if they were made of paper. He then stepped inside of the room and closed the doors behind him. The lighting inside of the room was dim, but you could make out the shapes of a desk and some machines that you didn’t recognize. Santana walked to a corner of the room and plopped down on the ground, hiding in the shadows. He held you in his lap and stared at the doors, watching to see if JoJo would burst through them at any moment. After a moment, you felt him relax and he let out a quiet sigh. Then, he turned his gaze on you. 

The dim light made him look especially eerie and you noted that his red eyes seemed to have a bit of a glow to them. 

“Uh… hi…” you said awkwardly. 

“You did not thank me.” 

You blinked up at him. You had only heard him say one or two word sentences before, and usually he only seemed to repeat what others said to him. He may have said something to JoJo before, but you were too busy worrying about Speedwagon to pay much attention. 

“Thank me properly.” he said. His voice was quiet and calm, but you could definitely hear the demand in it when he said that. 

“I… what? W-what do you w-want me to d-do?” You stammered. “I don’t even know w-what I’m t-thanking you for.” 

Santana gave you an insulted look. 

“I saved your life.” he stated in a gruff, clipped tone. “The other humans would have killed you. I prevented it. Now thank me properly.” 

Oh well, now you’ve made him angry. 

“Thank you…?” You said lamely, not sure what he wanted. 

Santana huffed and rolled his eyes. You were unfortunately as thick-skulled at any other human, in spite of your kind, gentle nature. You would have to be trained apparently. He grabbed your hand, causing you to flinch. He then guided your hand to the top of his head and moved your hand around in a motion that made it seem like you were ruffling his hair. Once or twice your palm scraped against the two small horns that jutted from his skull causing you to wince. You were surprised at how soft his hair was though. For someone that came from a time when hair care products weren’t exactly readily available yet, it seemed very healthy. After a while, he let your hand go but made sure you kept rubbing his head. He closed his eyes and nuzzled into your hand. The action caused you to blush. 

Stop. Bad guys are not supposed to be cute. You mentally scolded yourself. 

After a few minutes of rubbing the top of his head, you were starting to feel a little awkward. 

“Okay… good Aztec Demi-God…” you said in a nervous tone and slowly pulled your hand away from his hair. When he didn’t immediately force you to start petting him again, you relaxed a little. 

“I guess it’s safe to assume that you aren’t going to kill me then?” you asked, feeling a little braver. 

Santana shook his head. 

“No.” he said, a sleepy look in his eyes. 

You glanced down at the floor longingly. 

“Any chance of you putting me down?” You asked, feeling brave enough to push your luck. 

Instantly, the sleepy look was gone from his eyes and he tightened his hold on you. 

“NO!” he all but roared. 

You cringed in his hold and didn’t say anything else. 

Well it was worth a shot. You really hoped JoJo found you soon, before this situation got any more uncomfortable.

[amekikai]

Can get pillarmen and monstrfucker reader? Because they really can be monsters and commit body horror! At least the whole point is for the pillarmen to grind their teeth and growl, perhaps still showing their sharp claws (they do anything for the alien guy image) knowing how their "animal" monster habits appeal to their little man and it drives him crazy

Sorry for taking so long with this! This is just like me fr, tgey're all so so fine and I might of got carried away lol...

NSFW Under the cut!

Includes:

5-somes (Reader, Kars, Esidisi, Wamuu and Santana), Oral sex (giving), hand jobs, Reader is their pet (self indulgent lol), Kidnapping but also kind of not kidnapping because you agreed to it.

Pet names:

When the Pillarmen were freed from their stone captivity, they weren't expecting to go out into the world and see you. You were just their "type". They wanted to keep you as their "little primitive" or "pet", something like that anyways. You said yes, not really knowing what to expect.

But that's not important right now.. what's important is what's about to happen.

"Master Kars, are you sure the primitive can handle all 4 of us?"

You're not sure whose talking, they had put a blindfold on you.

"I'm sure, he'll be able to.."

"Oh, I'm so excited! Our little man is going to be able to have us all!"

What did they mean by that?

Turns out they meant having a 5-some.

God, you were so tired... having Kars pound at your asshole while Esidisi held your head on his cock, pulling it off and pushing it back down gently as if you were a porcelain doll.. the other two, Santana and Wamuu were receiving hand jobs from you.

They all let out growls and groans, grinding their teeth together and thrusting wildly. It was a major turn-on.

They were telling you things like:

"Such a sweet little primitive you are.."

"You're doing so well for us all.."

"You're really pleasing your Master right now.."

And Santana could barely talk, he doesn't usually talk. He's quiet but still vocal, he's moaning and growling a lot.

This was going to be a long session, you think to yourself.

[c-nstellati-ns]

Oh boy, imagine wilder pillarmen, they sure are smart, intelligent and talkative, but they can snarl, growl and rub up against you, marking as their territory. And bite.

They're big ancient cavemen, and they like to do all kinds of crap

IT'S A WILD, WILD WORLD — ft. kars, esidisi, wamuu, and santana

author's note — i fucking love that thought??? tbh they seem like they'd do shit like that even normally,,, but this kinda turned into fluff headcanons tbh LMFAO

all works belong to c-nstellati-ns ⓒ 2022. do not steal or repost. ask before translating.

KARS — 🥀💎

he's extremely clingy. like. extremely.

he enjoys sticking very close to you, skin to skin. if you're working and he happens to be there doing nothing- he's either wrapping his arms around you or laying his head on your lap.

he enjoys it when you run your fingers through his hair and braid it whenever you feel like it, it causes him to start purring,, deep rumbles that shake up your whole body.

the greatest comparison to kars is a giant panther. craves your attention every other day and won't stop touching you till you finally give in and give him the attention he wants. its as if you don't acknowledge his existence constantly, he might just shrivel up and die. he's very much for the dramatics

he can be such a brat if you don't give in though- snarling at you, baring his teeth as a threat, snapping his jaws,, as if that's going to scare you anymore.

acts as if your attention isn't what he craves 24/7, whether it just be simple conversation or being in your presence in general.

when he finally notices you're going to keep ignoring him until he shapes up- kars all of the sudden becomes all whiny and pouty, trying to get on your good side by bringing/making you gifts.

it works, and he's satisfied in the end.

"What? You're leaving? Can I come with? It's much too boring here without you, dearest."

ESIDISI — 🫀🔥

definitely not as clingy as kars, but likes showing you overt feats of strength in hopes of impressing you.

oh you're struggling to lift up and move this couch? UP AND OVER HIS SHOULD IT GOES! he may or may not have benched said couch as well just to see you laugh and smile

a particularly tight jam jar that won't open? one loud pop later, and you've got it open because he loves you so much.

he does adore when you praise him whenever he does a good job, and with that comes the habit of him biting you whenever he gets too excited. a gentle nibble just to feel his fangs against your skin. doesn't bite thru unless you specifically say so, he's only doing it hard enough to leave a faint bruise behind.

its a sign of affection he does randomly thruout the day, even if you're speaking to someone else- he comes up from behind and gently bites down on any exposed patch of skin he can get his mouth on. he just grins whenever you turn around completely flabbergasted, he thinks you're fucking adorable

this also relates to how he likes seeing you marked up with his teeth, makes his silly brain happy.

HUGE on cuddling. he's so big and warm, so he's a master at big spooning in bed. no blankets. esidisi only. my boy.

also enjoys cooking amazing breakfasts for you just bc he can,, love of my live.

"You're so cute, I could just eat you up! Not that I would... but I could! Because I loovvee you!"

WHAM — ⚔️☁️

he's a shy fella so you'll have to gently coax him out of his shell over time

he shows his affection through sparring with you mostly. he knows you're a lot more fragile than he is so he makes sure to be hella fucking careful with you. if he does accidentally hurt you, he's picking you up bridal style, taking you home and pampering you to all hell. def looking like a sad puppy the entire time too

he thrives off quality time and acts of service so whenever you actively put off work just to stay home and just,,, cook with him or watch a show [he doesnt understand what the fuck is going on, he's only watching it for you], he fucking LOVES IT.

he's so smitten whenever you lean in and gently kiss his lips, caress his cheek and say "i love you". you treat him like any other person but he also feels like he's the most special person in the world.

has a tendency to rub up against you like a cat, just to feel you close to him.

whenever he doesn't want you to go anywhere, he just,,,, lays on top of you. he's too huge to do much of anything so you just lay there and pretty much take a nap all day.

wham uses his size to his advantage a lot, and solely so he can squish you. clingy but,, subtly.

he's practically your shadow with how close he likes being to you.

"Hey... can we stay home today? We can watch that movie you like... We can make some snacks too."

SANTANA — ❤️💫

he and kars rival each other with how possessive they can be of you. except santana makes it known that he doesn't like people being touchy on you.

whenever you get home from a long day at work, he's immediately there to greet you with a tight hug that usually ends up in him holding onto you for a couple hours after that just bc he doesn't like the fact that he can smell other people on you.

sometimes, if he's feeling a little lonely, he'll find a way to sneak himself into your job with a bag of food and him trying to convince you to leave with him without a trace.

he got your favourite on purpose because he knows that if he gives you those puppy dog eyes along with the fact that you haven't eaten lunch yet- you're going to give in pretty quickly.

you aren't even sure how he managed to get into the building either.

def the type of guy to always have a hand on you, whether that be an arm over your shoulder or holding your hand, he's touchin a whole bunch because you're his and he is yours.

he has a wicked death glare he gives people that get too close to you. you told him not to kill people he just doesn't like so why not scare them into leaving?

also a little on the bitey side, but only if he's looking for you to stay close whenever he's feeling sad. baby boyy,,

"C'mon, it's not like they're gonna miss you.. Your shift is almost over, let's get out of here, yeah?"

[genesiswrld]

the kars x reader tag is so fucking dry, like damn! I swear I’ve scrolled through the same three fics like 80 billion times. Gonna have to provide myself content but I’m too much of a wuss to share my writing so ig there’s no winning🤷🏽‍♀️

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Oaoaao, hello, can I get a headcanon of sfw? Pillarmen/reader? I'm sorry I stretched it so far.

Imagine that the reader is Joseph's youngest adopted sibling and the sibling was adopted by Erina when JoJo was old enough. Maybe the reader is 10 years old? One thought is that if the reader in JoJo's opinion behaved badly or cried a lot over nonsense, he joked that he would give the child back. Joseph is a dumb jerk not realizing how much it scares the little kid who will probably get used to those words.

I don't know how to think this through well, but the reader goes with Joseph, Caesar, and Speedwagon to the catacombs where they encounter the pillarmen. The reader panics and soon cries, Joseph turns purely mechanically to say a certain stupid thing and the reader suddenly goes off to the pillarmen, patting Kars on the thigh and saying that he is now their new daddy and brother.

My main question, though, is whether the child will be made something of a hostage, while waiting for a ransom, and how the pillarmen would react to a curious child wanting to talk to them and explore their bodies and abilities

Hi! Let me just say this is so cute and a really great idea, I hope you enjoy! <3 Adding Santana to this because I can

Pillar Men with a child "hostage"

Kars

•Kars is bemused at this tiny human kid begging to be taken away, but subconsciously despises Joseph for bringing such a small child to such a dangerous location.

•He'd scoop you into his arms, whispering to you that yes, he'll be taking you in as his new student, but tells Joseph and Caesar that you're now his new hostage. The Pillar Men will be taking you as leverage over the hamon users, along with Wammu and Esidisi's wedding rings of death.

•Your curiosity with his inhuman features is secretly adorable to him, he'll let you explore his body freely, just warning you to be cautious with his sharp horns

•It takes a lot to upset Kars, he's raised two other children from his tribe of course. Rarely would you see him angry, he hides his emotions the best but involuntarily ends up falling in love with this cute human child. You've brought a new light to his men that he hasn't seen in years

•He might get a little possessive over you 👀 even after being defeated by Joseph it's hard for him to let you go, Kars can't admit it but he's grown attached. Maybe they can work something out

• #1 dad mug where?

Esidisi

•Genuinely enjoys having you around! He isn't afraid to let everyone know how much he cares for you <3, despite Kars' negative comments

•Treats you the best out of the four, never lets you down from his arms either.

•Esidisi doesn't see you as a hostage and more like a "permanent guest", he still goes along with Kars' charade though

•You might spend the most time with him, because he's the best with tiny children. He might get very attached too. You can probably use that to your advantage if you ever accidentally do something wrong

Wamuu

•Isn't impressed with you in the slightest at first, but doesn't hurt you once his master's tell him not to

•A bit awkward with you, but learns to get use to the tiny thing running around being chased by Esidisi and Santana

•Tries to train you in hand to hand combat, slightly disappointed when it doesn't work out

•Unlike the rest he's a little embarrassed with you messing around with his horn and doesn't like you touching it.

Santana

•I don't think Santana ever really falls for you the same way the other Pillar Men do, but treats with with respect

•Secretly jealous that you get treated so much better than he does

•He ends up calming down once you play with his hair/horns. It's therapeutic (for the both of you)

•Plays with you the most, but tends to rough house a little too hard. He's been scolded more than once by his masters

[bebegi]

OOPS! ೃ⁀➷ BATTLE TENDENCY

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦!

genre: accidental confession | modern au | reader x eisidisi, kars, wamū, santana, caesar.

warnings: a little mature language !

PART I – PART II – PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII – PART VIII – PART IX

notes: another post !? hope you all had a great day, ily all<3

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated ♡

[the-artsy-plant]

I have been hit with divine inspiration after reading @jotaros-massive-tiddies ‘s yandere Kars fics so IMAGINE

Kars has taken you in as a captive human lover and as much as you would hate to admit it, you have slowly fallen for the beautiful leader of the Pillarmen. Yet you still jump at the opportunity for freedom when Joseph and Caesar come to set you free.

Unfortunately, it was all in vain, for Kars and the other Pillarmen find you before you can even ask where Lisa Lisa’s base was. Your Lord spares your friends’ lives in exchange for your complete, undying devotion and you are compliant, unbeknownst to what fate should befall you.

When you return to Kars’ settlement, you are thrown before his throne by Wamuu before he moved to stand alongside the other Pillarmen, watching over you and Kars.

You scramble for purchase, grasping Kars’ warm muscular thighs, pressing kisses to his firm flesh as you beg for his forgiveness.

“My Lord, I am so so sorry, I-I it was a mistake, I promise-“

Kars gently shushed you, lifting you into his lap and pressing a delicate but heaty kiss to your trembling lips, soothing and calming your arrhythmic heartbeat.

“It’s alright my dear, I know it won’t happen again,” he cooed in your ear, gently gripping the curve of your ass as he looked down at your smaller body with fond smugness.

“Oh thank you, Lord Kars,” you whimpered, nuzzling his neck like a desperate puppy as he held you close.

A sudden eruption of sadistic laughter made your heart drop to the pit of your stomach, eyes growing wide as you realized something was terribly wrong.

“Did you really think I’d let you get off that easy, my mortal flame?” Kars sneered, his deep voice rumbling and mocking as more sardonic laughter echoes in his throat.

“If you want my forgiveness, you have to earn it,” he said darkly as he shoved you off of his lap.

“Please Lord Kars! I-im sorry I’ll do anything,” you whined as your knees scraped against the floor.

“Oh you will,” Kars smirked, raising his steel-toed boot and kicking your chest hard.

You cried out as you tumbled across the floor, trying to scramble for purchase and figure out what Kars’ words meant.

It was only when Whamuu’s warm, calloused hands caught you in grasp far too tender for a warrior, eyes lit with desire and wanting that you realized what Kars meant.

The other Pillarmen crowded around you, similar looks of lusting glazing over their eyes before they looked towards Kars, awaiting his command.

“Now which of us is to go first, Lord Kars?” Esidisi smirked, looking down at you with such primal hunger.

NSFW under the cut

(Btw since this was VERY self indulgent the reader is they/he transmasc >:))

(Warnings: yandere content, Stockholm syndrome, DUBIOUS consent, size kink, fingering, PIV sex, oral sex, choking, dacryphilia, overstimulation, group sex, bukkake but not in the way you’d expect, degradation, praise kink, spanking, there’s a lot that happens ok I don’t even remember all of what I wrote, but also wow Wamuu is so babygirl and best man)

“I, for one, would love a taste of their sweet little pussy,” the white-haired chuckled, wrenching your right leg to expose your panty-clad cunt to Kars.

You felt Wamuu’s grip on your sides tighten, a displeased growl rumbling in his throat at the thought of Esidisi fucking your first.

Kars shook his head. “Oh, patience, Esidisi,” he sighed before looking at Wamuu.

“As you were the one who captured my dear Y/N, I believe it is only fair for you to take them first, Wamuu,” Kars smiled.

“Thank you, Lord Kars,” Wamuu murmured as he pressed a tender kiss on the back of your head.

As Kars’ vampire underlings placed a nest of pillows and blankets near the lot of you, you wondered how this could possibly be a punishment.

Wamuu gently set your soft body atop the pillows, making sure you were comfortable as he positioned above you.

“I apologize, Y/N,” Wamuu whispered as he leaned down to your ear. “I will try to be gentle.”

You naively wondered what he meant before he moved to kneel between your spread legs, unfastening his loin cloth and letting his semi-hard length spring free.

You let out a surprised, anxious scream as you saw just how big Wamuu was. It shouldn’t have been that shocking, considering Wamuu was the largest of the four Pillarmen, but your entire being was consumed by anxiety as you wondered how the actual fuck that would fit inside of you.

You could hear Esidisi cackle from behind Wamuu.

“Oh, what a foolish little thing,” Esidisi smirked as Wamuu rubbed his fat thumb against your puffy clit, trying to sooth you and prep you for what was to come.

“If you thought this would be easy, you’re sorely mistaken, my dear Y/N,” Kars smirked, removing his own loincloth as he watched Wamuu slip a thick finger into your tight little cunt. He stroked his own cock at the sight of you struggling to take Wamuu’s finger into your barely wet pussy.

“Do try to go easy on them, though, Wamuu,” Kars sighed. “I don’t want my little cockslut split in two.”

You let out a fearful whine at that, wincing as Wamuu forced another one of this large fingers inside of you.

“Fuck, it hurts,” you whined as Wamuu slowly thrust his two fingers inside of you.

The large pillarman sighed, adjusting himself so his face was before your spread labia, lips latching onto your twitching clit, teasing a heady moan from you as he continued pumping his fingers.

You let out a sigh of relief as pleasure coiled in the pit of your belly, fingers itching to grasp something. Wamuu somehow heard this very thought of yours and grabbed your hand, placing it atop his head so you could grip his thick blond hair

You squeaked out a thank you as his tongue tickled your sensitive little clit, embarrassed as you now felt your arousal drip down those two thick fingers of his and soaking the sheets beneath you.

You gripped his hair harder as he slipped a third fat finger into your pussy, trying to stretch you as much as he possibly could without breaking you.

You cried out as he wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking roughly as he slipped a fourth finger inside of your now soaking cunt.

“Ahh, Wamuu! F-fuck!” You cried out as your orgasm crashed down on you all too quickly, squirting all over Wamuu’s handsome face as he kept thrusting those big fingers of his in your tight hole.

“That’s enough, Wamuu,” Kars snapped, making the warrior jolt up and pull his lips and fingers away from your twitching pussy.

“It would do you well to remember that this is a punishment. Act like it before you are next,” Kars hissed.

Wamuu murmured an apology to his master, stroking his dick with his fingers that were dripping with your sticky arousal before prodding your entrance with that fat cockhead of his.

“I’m sorry, Y/N,” he murmured sympathetically before hoisting your legs above his shoulders and thrusting his entire length into your twitching pussy with one smooth stroke.

You screamed as you felt his tip prodding painfully at your cervix, your entire cunt stuffed with as much of him as you could take. There were still a few inches that couldn’t even fit inside of you.

Esidisi’s laughter echoed through the throne room as Wamuu shallowly thrusted inside of you, your walls squelching as they tried to force the huge intrusion of his dick out of you.

Wamuu continued his gentle thrusting, leaning down till your trembling thighs pressed against your chest so he could lick your tears away as his thrusts grew faster.

“Fuck,” he grunted, slotting his lips atop yours and forcing his tongue down your throat as he pounded relentlessly into your sweet little cunt.

“Oh, gods,” Wamuu moaned as he pulled his lips from yours, looking towards Kars.

“I can see why you chose the human, Lord Kars,” Wamuu moaned as your tight walls sucked his dick even further inside of you, another painfully long inch squeezing it’s way inside of your pussy.

“They have such a nice warm little cunt,” he sighed as your walls fluttered against his dick from the compliment.

“I’m glad you enjoy my lover’s sweet pussy, Wamuu,” Kars smirked. “It was rather selfish of me not to share, especially when it’s so obvious that my little plaything is so desperate to be fucked.”

Kars left his throne, walking in front of you, looking down into your eyes as his young disciple fucked the brains out of you.

“Isn’t that right, Y/N? That’s why you wanted to run back to Jojo and his pals, isn’t it?” He crooned, carding his fingers through your hair as you looked up at him. “I just hadn’t been giving my baby enough attention, so they felt the need to seek out something more, isn’t that right?”

“N-no, Lord Kars, i promise! My eyes are o-only for you,” you whined though your cunt squeezed like a vice around Wamuu’s thick cock at his words.

“Oh, don’t lie straight to my face, baby,” Kars tutted. “I can see just how much you’re enjoying Wamuu’s dick, my love.”

“But if you wanted more, baby, all you needed to do was ask,” Kars purred as he leaned down, his purple hair curtaining your face as he pressed a kiss to your panting lips, nose pressing against your chin as he pressed his messy kiss to your soft lips.

He chuckled at the whine he drew from your mouth, pulling up to smirk down at you.

“Are you close, baby?”

You nodded, letting out a high pitched whine as Wamuu sped up, the loud, embarrassing sound of your pussy squelching filling the room.

“Hmm, what do you think, Wamuu? Should we let my little plaything cum? Or should we let their greedy cunt go insatiated?”

You whined at this question, looking up at Kars as ecstatic tears pooled in your eyes, a silent plea for mercy.

“Please, Lord Kars, I want to feel them cum around my cock,” Wamuu replied. “Their pussy feels so good, my lord, need to feel them milk my dick.”

“Oh alright, but just for you, my dear warrior,” Kars sighed.

“It looks like you’ll be getting off easy this round, Y/N,” Kars chuckled as he watched you claw at Wamuu’s back, desperate to cum around the pillarman’s fat cock.

“Fuck! Lord Kars! Wamuu!” You practically screamed at your squirted on the fat cock buried inside of you, cunt seizing almost painfully tight around his dick.

“Y/N!” Wamuu’s orgasm followed quickly behind, his thick ropes of cum painting your walls white as his hips stuttered to a still.

The two of you stayed interlocked like that for a moment, riding your orgasms out in an embrace far too gentle for a punishment.

“Alright, it’s my turn now, Wamuu,” Esidisi grunted, clapping his hand down on Wamuu’s shoulder.

Wamuu let out a surprisingly desperate whine, looking up at Kars with big pleading eyes.

“I’m sorry, Wamuu, but it is only fair that Esidisi and Santana get a turn with my sweet little lover,” Kars sighed.

Wamuu sighed and looked down at you before sneaking another kiss from your lips, pulling out so Esidisi could fill you up instead.

Esidisi flipped you over, grabbing your hips and propping your ass up, presenting your dripping pussy to himself.

“Oh you did a number on them, Wamuu,” Esidisi chuckled as he watched a thick glob of Wamuu’s seed trickle down to your clit before dripping to the blankets below.

You shuddered at the sensation, yelping as Esidisi plunged his tongue into your still twitching walls, licking you clean of Wamuu’s thick cum with that hot appendage of his.

Once every drop was sucked out of your pussy, damn near triggering another orgasm, Esidisi set you down on the blankets. You lifted your hips automatically and reached behind yourself to spread your cunt open for the pillarman.

Esidisi chuckled and rubbed the thick head of his cock against your puffy labia, his slit occasionally catching on your clit as he slid it back and forth.

“I want you to beg for my cock, Y/N. Beg for the great Esidisi of the flame to fill you up,” Esidisi commanded, taking a fistful of your hair to force you to look back at him.

“Please, Esidisi, fill me up with your cum!” You whined, shimmying your hips as you desperately tried to get his dick inside of you.

He teasingly rubbed his cockhead against your entrance, his cool piercing contrasting with the heat of the precum that coated your sensitive pussy lips.

“Hm, what do you think, Kars? Should fill your little lover up with my seed?” He chuckled as he gyrated his hips, continuing to tease your sensitive little pussy.

“Hm, I think they need to beg a little more,” Kars smirked as he forced you onto all fours, smacking your face with his hard dick.

You let out a surprised whine.

“Beg for it,” Kars said as he smacked your face with his hard penis again.

“Please, Esidisi! Fill me up! I want you to fill my cunt up!” You whined, wiggling your hips even more, desperate for his dick.

Kars smacked your face with his cock again.

“And?” He said expectantly with a quirked brow as he positioned his heavy cock before your lips, his precum glossing your lips.

“Please fuck my throat, Lord Kars!” You whined, grasping his shaft and desperately wrapping your lips around his leaking tip.

Kars chuckled. “That’s exactly what I want to hear, pet.”

“Now stuff his pussy, Esidisi,” Kars commanded, as he rolled his hips against your face, teasing your throat with his oozing cock head.

You damn near choked as Esidisi plunged into your pussy, distending the last traces of Wamuu’s cum before fucking you at a relentless pace.

You moaned and whined around Kars’ cock, grasping his firm, plush ass and pulling him flush against your face, flexing your throat as you desperately sucked him down.

Esidisi smacked your ass in time with his thrusts, making your needy cunt drip with embarrassed arousal.

Both of Kars’ hands played with your chest, pinching, tugging, massaging. Your entire body sung with pleasure as the eldest Pillarmen used you as a desperate little playtoy.

The both of them finished inside of you in unison, the beautiful sight and feeling and knowledge of the two great Pillarmen losing themselves inside of you sent you over the edge, making you squirt all over Esidisi’s warm thighs.

The two of them chuckled as they pulled out of you, Esidisi watching his cum spill from your cunt like a river.

“Did you enjoy being fucked full and used like that?” Esidisi purred.

You nodded eagerly, your body quivering from the overstimulating pleasure of it all.

Esidisi chuckled at that before raising his hand and smacking your pussy roughly.

You cried out at that as his near burning hot hand struck your labia. He repeated this motion over and over until you were crying, looking up at Kars and begging him to stop his second-in-command. The eldest pillarman just looked down at you impassively though, carding his hands through your hair.

“Did you forget this was a punishment, baby?” He cooed, his cock coming back to life so he could smack your face with it again.

“Santana!” Kars roared, calling the youngest of the Pillarmen forward.

“You and I are going to share their tight throat, alright?” Kars explained.

Santana nodded, positioning his cock before your face. You looked up at it in confusion, wondering why he was still soft.

“Suck me until I am hard,” Santana merely stated, grasping the base of his cock as Kars wrenched your mouth open.

You whined as your throat was stuffed again, desperately sucking the thick cock inside of your throat until you could feel it pumping heatedly, growing harder in your throat, making you gag. You smacked his hip, desperate for air only for Kars to pinch your nose, making you panic as you lost the air in your lungs.

Eventually you couldn’t take anymore and desperately wrenched your head back, gagging as you coughed up bile and Santana’s precum.

You took desperate deep breaths only for you to find your throat stuffed with Kars’ cock next.

You whined and cried as you slobbered on Kars’ cock, feeling the barbells on the underside of his dick tickle your throat.

You yelped around his dick as you felt Wamuu’s cock replace Esidisi’s firm hand, filling you to the brim.

(Warning: water sports content below: piss desperation + golden shower)

But as Kars and Santana alternated taking over your throat and Wamuu steadily pumped your pussy, you felt an uncomfortable pressure on your bladder.

You whined in alarm, pulling yourself off of Kars’ dick to voice your worry.

“L-Lord Kars, wait! I-I need to pee,” you whined, eyes wide and pleading as you felt the pressure in your bladder swell even more with Wamuu’s powerful thrusts.

“You say that like it’s an issue,” Kars smirked, motioning for Wamuu to speed up.

You let out an undignified cry as Wamuu’s powerful forceful thrusts jolted your abdomen. His fat dick was putting way too much pressure on your sensitive bladder.

“Please, Lord Kars! Please!” You pleaded.

“I’ll tell you what, my dear,” Kars smirked, sadism glinting in his dark crimson eyes.

“If you can hold out until Wamuu cums, your punishment will be over,” he purred.

Your eyes lit up with relief as you thanked your lord over and over again, but when you felt Wamuu speed up once more, you realized that this was simply too good to be true.

“Oh? Looks like Wamuu doesn’t want to give you the easy way out,” Kars chuckled.

Esidisi cackled, pumping his cock as he watched Wamuu relentlessly fuck your pussy.

“Oh, you dirty boy, Wamuu, you want to feel Y/N piss all over you?” Esidisi jeered.

You whined, looking back at Wamuu desperately as you tried so hard to not let your bladder release.

Your hopes began to wane as Wamuu sped up even faster, but his thrusts grew arrhythmic and his balls swelled and twitches against your clit until his hips finally stilled and with a roar he creamed your pussy, ejaculating far more than any of the others had.

Rope after thick sticky rope poured into your pussy, bloating and distending your belly as the great warrior trembled and moaned, filling you to the brim until you couldn’t be filled anymore. The overstimulated walls of your cunt, staffed far too much with both his and Esidisi’s copious seed forced Wamuu’s fat cock out of you.

You whined in embarrassment as your pussy loudly squelched as thick drooling strands of yours, Wamuu’s, and Esidisi’s lust spilled down to the sheets below.

Esidisi chuckled at that, before grunting and painting your back white with his seed.

After he’d come to fruition, he went behind you and roughly spanked your pussy again, making you cry out as a stream of piss trickled out of your urethra.

You looked up at Kars desperately, sighing in relief as your lord smiled down at you.

“Relieve yourself, my love,” he crooned. “Your punishment is over now.”

You cried and thanked him over and over again as you let your body relax, a thick, powerful stream of piss gushing from you, making you sigh and moan out in desperate relief as the sheets below soaked thoroughly with your golden water.

You nearly screamed though when you felt Wamuu’s lips wrap around your pussy once more, shamelessly slurping up your piss as the other Pillarmen cackled and cheered him on.

“Fuck,” you whined, thighs twitching as you fell face first onto the pillows below you, helpless as Wamuu’s eager mouth devoured every last drop of piss until there was nothing left.

You panted and sighed, glad it was all over.

But as streams of warm liquid trickled and sprinkled onto your back, a chorus of loud relieved sighs and groans echoing around you, you realized that this was the end of your punishment.

Wamuu flipped you over, forcing you to helplessly watch as he and the other Pillarmen pissed all over you. You let out a weak little whine as their hot urine sprayed all over you, soaking your entire body.

You felt so ashamed, degraded, and disgusted but despite yourself a shameful arousal spurred within you, prompting you to discreetly try and spread your thighs so you could feel Wamuu’s heavy golden stream hit your puffy, overwhelmed clit.

If any of them noticed, they said nothing, merely enjoying a moment of peaceful relief. You felt a twinge of pride swell in your chest with the knowledge that you were the one who brought them to this state.

(Water sports content over)

Despite the fact that this was your punishment, you found yourself in a relaxing, steaming bubble bath after everything had ensued, Wamuu and Kars gently cleaning you of the smutty fluids your body had been covered with.

Afterwards, Kars draped you in a comfortable silk slip and herded you towards his massive bed, pulling you close and kissing you gently.

“Let this be your reminder to never leave me again, for I will always be the one to bring you to peaks of pleasure beyond the imaginable,” Kars warned as he pulled you close, hips rocking against yours as he initiated gentle, loving sex, his cock slipping between your puffy overworked folds as Wamuu, the stoic guard, watched, a glint of mirth in his eyes as he watched Kars ravish you, knowing that he could have you whenever he wanted now, to ensure that you would never leave the Pillarmen again.

~fin~

Also ok damn that wasn’t an imagine that was more like a messy oneshot but like. I hope y’all enjoyed the ride??

[soupbabe]

Santana and Vammu are complete dumbasses for verbal and physical affection, can get headcanon where these two literally go crazy when the reader pays them their attention? Two "confident" (they still have thoughts that they are not good enough at all for everything) men, but they become a red jelly-like mess if you take them by the hand

Santana and Wamuu Reacting to Affection

I love this sm 😩 their daddy issues know no bounds ik they'd go crazy at basic decency

Santana

- Out of the two, he reacts the strongest to your love

- He was treated as nothing but a guard dog for his masters, seeing him as an equal or something more is foreign to him

- At first when you take his hand, he's more confused than flustered

- Santana would tilt his head, lift up your hand he's holding and inspect it, then look at you for answers

- "It's because I like you." "....oh."

- Once covering the basics of physical touch, he's going to be so unashamedly clingy

- Like regardless of what you're doing, he's going to hold your hand, he's going to nustle and rub his face over your neck and shoulders like a cat, he can't get enough of it

- I think the part where Santana gets flustered is verbal affirmation

- Praising him: telling him he did a good job, that he's handsome, makes his brain shut off /pos

- It's definitely something that healed some issues within that he never thought about

Wamuu

- Wamuu is the opposite of his brother; physical affection gets him blushing more than verbal

- He's definitely heard his masters praise him for being a good warrior and with living that lifestyle, he's learned to be humble with such compliments

- But holding hands? Hugging? Kisses on the cheek? That's unmarked territory and you can see his brain break when it happens

- He has to stop everything and cover his face with his hands, his stoic demeanor has cracked

- "What did you do to me, human?" "I kissed you." "Can..can you do it again?"

- Similarly to Santana, he'll try his best to seek out that kind of affection again, but he's really shy with it

- Hold his hand in public, he doesn't want to lose you in the big crowds

- You look tired, do you mind him massaging your shoulders?

- Sooner or later you're gonna find out his true intentions and it's rather adorable

- He'll unintentionally ramble, his face getting hotter than Esidisi's veins, and you'd just have to shut him up with a lil peck on the lips <3

[seraphimhoney]

would the pillarmen spit in your mouth/let you spit in their mouth - a headcanon list

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i cant sleep why is this the thing thats keeping my brain up dear god

kars:

would he spit in your mouth? yes probably, but he'd also probably make fun of you for wanting him to do such a thing. up to you if you see that as a win-win.

would he let you spit in his mouth? listen to me i headcanon kars as a switch with a bratty sub side and you can pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands. however. no. he would not ask for it, firstly, he would find it disgusting, secondly, and if you just did it he would probably pull out the ole slice n' dicers.

esidisi:

would he spit in your mouth? yes but you'd have to ask him, it's not something that'd occur to him on his own. he wouldn't make fun of you like kars, but he'd probably make an offhand, teasing comment about strange human behaviours.

would he let you spit in his mouth? probably. i don't think anything like that grosses him out. it'd probably come at a high price though. what would that be? up for him to decide~

wammu:

would he spit in your mouth? no probably not. i think he'd find it way too strange and wouldn't want to disrespect his s/o like that. he'd refuse politely, though.

would he let you spit in his mouth? mmmmaybe??? i think if he was really in the moment then yeah he'd find it hot as fuck.

santana:

would he spit in your mouth? no. he would give you a weird look and then go back to whatever he was doing. weirdass human. what are you still stood there for?

would he let you spit in his mouth? also no. why would he want your saliva in his mouth??? what purpose did that serve??? wh- swallow?????? getthefuckawayfrom me you human freak-

[jomsimagination]

“my love”

warning: fluff i think? soft tana

It was just a simple sleep over at rachel's house, you, santana, mercedes, kurt, quinn, tina and brittany, were sitting in the couch waiting for the boys to get the food.

"Guys what movie should we watch?" Rachel asked

"Les mis" kurt suggested, but every one was quick to say no.

"Oh! We should watch ten things i hate about you" i exclaimed,

"No y/n." Rachel said sternly,

"Then why did you even ask?" I asked as she rolled her eyes, "did you just roll your eyes at my girl berry?" Santana said a little angry, "n-no" rachel shook her head, "really cause why did i-" i cut santana off, "san no" i whispered, holding her hand.

She calmed down when she felt your hand touch hers, everyone saw that and quickly said.

"Whipped"

"Oh! Santana lopez is whipped as hell"

"Hahah shes so whipped"

"Whip!"

Everybody either snickered or giggled, she just rolled her eyes, the two of you were sitting in the couch with rachel and kurt, while the others were at the floor. she laid you down, you looked at her confusingly, while kurt and rachel just looked at the both of you shocked, so they got of the couch.

When santana felt the two get of the coach, she smiled to her self, once you were laid down she put herself in between your legs with her head on your boobs, "i love your boobs" she mumbled in between you boobs, "what?" I asked the girl, since she just said that like you two were alone.

"I mean it i love your boobs. I mean who doesn't love them." she mumbled once again, "me" kurt replied, you chuckled at what your best friend had said.

She just stayed still, with her head in between your boobs and her stomach in between your legs. They were just debating on what movie we should watch, but you really didn't care, since all you cared about the girl in between your legs.

You caress her hair as you looked at the tv, she suddenly kissed both your boobs, and you raised your leg in surprise as she focused on the tv.

After a few moments the guys finally came back with the popcorn and more things, finn handed us a popcorn, she sat up, as i did the same, she pulled me to her so i can lean back.

"Sanny could you grab water?" I said since i was thirsty, quinn sat on the couch on the other side, "of course 'my love" she said standing up, your heart fluttered and you got butterflies at the nickname.

Quinn saw this and smiled, "wow i thought santana was the one whipped but it was y/n" she teased, "aw where's the y/n that called me fabgay multiple times" she chuckled, "where's the y/n that spread a rumor that i had cooties in kinder garden?" She teased further more,

"Well that y/n's gonna come back if you continue" you warned her, "aw did santana make you soft" she cooed, "i swear quinn." I said sternly, trying to intimidate her, "aw who knew you were so cute" she teased more,

"No i'm not" i looked at her with furrowed eyebrows, "aw you're such a cutie, who knew all it had to take was santana" she teased, "shut up" i mumbled, then santana came back, "san she called me cute" i said in annoyance, "well, you darling, are you cute" she grinned, i just huffed in annoyance, "cmon you are one cutie patootie." She held my cheeks in her hands,

She leaned in and kissed me, i put my hands on her shoulders trying to pull her closer, while quinn just watched in horror and shock, then she went down on the floor to be with her girlfriend, tina.

After a few moments one of her hands trailed down to the back of my thigh, she pulled me up to her lap, since we were the only one on the couch, she put the popcorn some place on the couch.

I felt her tongue poke at my bottom lip, i parted my lips a little, her tongue delved into my mouth, i moaned slightly at the contact.

"Really?" You guys were interrupted by rachel, you tried to pull away but santana's hand were on your back pulled you into her even more.

"Hello?" rachel rolled her eyes, "shut up berry. Its free porn" you heard puck say.

You felt a stinging in your lungs, you whimpered into her mouth, then she finally pulled away.

"Finally!" The diva exclaimed. "Awh cmon keep going" puck said as you rolled your eyes at him.

"You're disgusting puck." Santana chuckled at what you said. After a few minutes into the movie, you and santana finished the popcorn, and she laid you down again, so that she could use your boobs as pillows.

You felt your self fall asleep and santana noticed it when you stopped caressing her hair, the she went up to your face and kissed your cheek,

"i love you princessa" she whispered in your ear,

"I love you too tana" you mumbled sleepy. But everyone heard that.

"God i feel like a third wheel"

"Omg they're so cute"

"Awhh my hearts gonna explode"

"I-i can't there so sweet"

They all muttered to each other.

a/n this is my first ever post, please don’t judge,

[danddymaro]

Warmth | Santana x Reader

You guys, Where is the Santana love? 

He’s a good boy here, literal freaking sweet.

very short and mostly started as a headcannon but whatever.

Word count: 586

Warmth

He takes his time exploring your body, not only because it's his nature to do so, but because he is genuinely pleased to find the little spots that have you sighing sweetly.

Any reaction you give him is noted, and soon, he knows your body better than you know it yourself, something you'd never thought possible.

Needless to say, he's a selfless lover.

Whatever parts of you that aren’t kissed are caressed with his curious hands as they mold you, and his palms feel strangely soft as they travel over your bared flesh.

The little specs that rise over your skin  interest him, they have him looking on with regard he voices, a touch of concern there too,

“Are you cold? “ he asks with true consideration, his deep, crimson eyes on your own because he loved looking into their depths.

He questions you, but he hardly waits for an answer, his lips grazing your body, trailing up to your bare chest with the occasional warm puff of breath granted.

“ I’ll give you warmth,” he then promises, “ - cover you in it,” he breathes before his lips come in contact with the center of your bosom, one of your risen peaks greeted with a soft kiss.

Soon after his lips part, and he surrounds the bud.

His cheeks sink in as he slowly sucks, his tongue toying with you too.

His eyes are closed as he does so, and even if he can't see your reaction, he can hear your breathy sounds of encouragement, of utter appreciation.

The other breast is taken care of too as one of his hands travels there after its exploration. He palms it, gently kneading after discovering how delighted you seem when his caresses there are firm, yet benevolent.

As you arch your back to him, he knows he's doing right.

And if that weren't enough your voice tells him so.

When you praise him, it gives him an otherworldly feeling, one that makes his face flourish with color. It's deep and rich, prominent even on his tanned flesh.

All he wants is to give you that same feeling, that same warm, wonderful sensation that has him drunk.

He's not used to such praise, yet he wants nothing more than to have you sing them to him.

As your hands weave through his fiery locks he nearly melts, and becomes completely  subdued when the other hand pets one of his dark-toned horns.

You find them beautiful, worthy of remarks that make them sound fascinating, and it makes him feel like he's much more than just a dog.

It makes him feel that wonderful pride that his kind has always spoken of but he’s never quite felt a part of.

With you, he feels powerful, respected, like royalty, and he knows it's not something that was meant for him.

He hadn't told you about the hierarchy, about how the moment he was born he'd be nothing but a servant, and he'd almost afraid to.

Once he's had your adoration, he can't even consider a world without it. However, the moment you spoke of love, about how he's precious to you and irreplaceable, he feels a strange serenity.

He feels your dedication is true and he doesn't feel expendable.

And then he realizes something ;

This man has no issue in being a servant, only if he can kiss the ground you walk on, and serve your every whimsy demand.

You're literally his goddess, and he would do anything for you.

A/n: This takes place in a time where he just runs of with you lol.