#jjba pillar men

[gggoofiestgoober]

since physical copies have gone out here is my full piece for the @pillarmenzine!!!!!!! i loved working on this and i'm so glad i got to be apart of such a fun project

[zyettemoon1800]

Master list

Pillarmen

All of them together (1)

All of them together(2)

All of them together(3)

All of them together (4)

All of the together (5)

Kars

Esidisi

Wamuu

Santana

Extras

Hobie Brown

Thomas Hewitt

Jabberwock

Muhammad Ali.Jr

[the-artsy-plant]

I have been hit with divine inspiration after reading @jotaros-massive-tiddies ‘s yandere Kars fics so IMAGINE

Kars has taken you in as a captive human lover and as much as you would hate to admit it, you have slowly fallen for the beautiful leader of the Pillarmen. Yet you still jump at the opportunity for freedom when Joseph and Caesar come to set you free.

Unfortunately, it was all in vain, for Kars and the other Pillarmen find you before you can even ask where Lisa Lisa’s base was. Your Lord spares your friends’ lives in exchange for your complete, undying devotion and you are compliant, unbeknownst to what fate should befall you.

When you return to Kars’ settlement, you are thrown before his throne by Wamuu before he moved to stand alongside the other Pillarmen, watching over you and Kars.

You scramble for purchase, grasping Kars’ warm muscular thighs, pressing kisses to his firm flesh as you beg for his forgiveness.

“My Lord, I am so so sorry, I-I it was a mistake, I promise-“

Kars gently shushed you, lifting you into his lap and pressing a delicate but heaty kiss to your trembling lips, soothing and calming your arrhythmic heartbeat.

“It’s alright my dear, I know it won’t happen again,” he cooed in your ear, gently gripping the curve of your ass as he looked down at your smaller body with fond smugness.

“Oh thank you, Lord Kars,” you whimpered, nuzzling his neck like a desperate puppy as he held you close.

A sudden eruption of sadistic laughter made your heart drop to the pit of your stomach, eyes growing wide as you realized something was terribly wrong.

“Did you really think I’d let you get off that easy, my mortal flame?” Kars sneered, his deep voice rumbling and mocking as more sardonic laughter echoes in his throat.

“If you want my forgiveness, you have to earn it,” he said darkly as he shoved you off of his lap.

“Please Lord Kars! I-im sorry I’ll do anything,” you whined as your knees scraped against the floor.

“Oh you will,” Kars smirked, raising his steel-toed boot and kicking your chest hard.

You cried out as you tumbled across the floor, trying to scramble for purchase and figure out what Kars’ words meant.

It was only when Whamuu’s warm, calloused hands caught you in grasp far too tender for a warrior, eyes lit with desire and wanting that you realized what Kars meant.

The other Pillarmen crowded around you, similar looks of lusting glazing over their eyes before they looked towards Kars, awaiting his command.

“Now which of us is to go first, Lord Kars?” Esidisi smirked, looking down at you with such primal hunger.

NSFW under the cut

(Btw since this was VERY self indulgent the reader is they/he transmasc >:))

(Warnings: yandere content, Stockholm syndrome, DUBIOUS consent, size kink, fingering, PIV sex, oral sex, choking, dacryphilia, overstimulation, group sex, bukkake but not in the way you’d expect, degradation, praise kink, spanking, there’s a lot that happens ok I don’t even remember all of what I wrote, but also wow Wamuu is so babygirl and best man)

“I, for one, would love a taste of their sweet little pussy,” the white-haired chuckled, wrenching your right leg to expose your panty-clad cunt to Kars.

You felt Wamuu’s grip on your sides tighten, a displeased growl rumbling in his throat at the thought of Esidisi fucking your first.

Kars shook his head. “Oh, patience, Esidisi,” he sighed before looking at Wamuu.

“As you were the one who captured my dear Y/N, I believe it is only fair for you to take them first, Wamuu,” Kars smiled.

“Thank you, Lord Kars,” Wamuu murmured as he pressed a tender kiss on the back of your head.

As Kars’ vampire underlings placed a nest of pillows and blankets near the lot of you, you wondered how this could possibly be a punishment.

Wamuu gently set your soft body atop the pillows, making sure you were comfortable as he positioned above you.

“I apologize, Y/N,” Wamuu whispered as he leaned down to your ear. “I will try to be gentle.”

You naively wondered what he meant before he moved to kneel between your spread legs, unfastening his loin cloth and letting his semi-hard length spring free.

You let out a surprised, anxious scream as you saw just how big Wamuu was. It shouldn’t have been that shocking, considering Wamuu was the largest of the four Pillarmen, but your entire being was consumed by anxiety as you wondered how the actual fuck that would fit inside of you.

You could hear Esidisi cackle from behind Wamuu.

“Oh, what a foolish little thing,” Esidisi smirked as Wamuu rubbed his fat thumb against your puffy clit, trying to sooth you and prep you for what was to come.

“If you thought this would be easy, you’re sorely mistaken, my dear Y/N,” Kars smirked, removing his own loincloth as he watched Wamuu slip a thick finger into your tight little cunt. He stroked his own cock at the sight of you struggling to take Wamuu’s finger into your barely wet pussy.

“Do try to go easy on them, though, Wamuu,” Kars sighed. “I don’t want my little cockslut split in two.”

You let out a fearful whine at that, wincing as Wamuu forced another one of this large fingers inside of you.

“Fuck, it hurts,” you whined as Wamuu slowly thrust his two fingers inside of you.

The large pillarman sighed, adjusting himself so his face was before your spread labia, lips latching onto your twitching clit, teasing a heady moan from you as he continued pumping his fingers.

You let out a sigh of relief as pleasure coiled in the pit of your belly, fingers itching to grasp something. Wamuu somehow heard this very thought of yours and grabbed your hand, placing it atop his head so you could grip his thick blond hair

You squeaked out a thank you as his tongue tickled your sensitive little clit, embarrassed as you now felt your arousal drip down those two thick fingers of his and soaking the sheets beneath you.

You gripped his hair harder as he slipped a third fat finger into your pussy, trying to stretch you as much as he possibly could without breaking you.

You cried out as he wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking roughly as he slipped a fourth finger inside of your now soaking cunt.

“Ahh, Wamuu! F-fuck!” You cried out as your orgasm crashed down on you all too quickly, squirting all over Wamuu’s handsome face as he kept thrusting those big fingers of his in your tight hole.

“That’s enough, Wamuu,” Kars snapped, making the warrior jolt up and pull his lips and fingers away from your twitching pussy.

“It would do you well to remember that this is a punishment. Act like it before you are next,” Kars hissed.

Wamuu murmured an apology to his master, stroking his dick with his fingers that were dripping with your sticky arousal before prodding your entrance with that fat cockhead of his.

“I’m sorry, Y/N,” he murmured sympathetically before hoisting your legs above his shoulders and thrusting his entire length into your twitching pussy with one smooth stroke.

You screamed as you felt his tip prodding painfully at your cervix, your entire cunt stuffed with as much of him as you could take. There were still a few inches that couldn’t even fit inside of you.

Esidisi’s laughter echoed through the throne room as Wamuu shallowly thrusted inside of you, your walls squelching as they tried to force the huge intrusion of his dick out of you.

Wamuu continued his gentle thrusting, leaning down till your trembling thighs pressed against your chest so he could lick your tears away as his thrusts grew faster.

“Fuck,” he grunted, slotting his lips atop yours and forcing his tongue down your throat as he pounded relentlessly into your sweet little cunt.

“Oh, gods,” Wamuu moaned as he pulled his lips from yours, looking towards Kars.

“I can see why you chose the human, Lord Kars,” Wamuu moaned as your tight walls sucked his dick even further inside of you, another painfully long inch squeezing it’s way inside of your pussy.

“They have such a nice warm little cunt,” he sighed as your walls fluttered against his dick from the compliment.

“I’m glad you enjoy my lover’s sweet pussy, Wamuu,” Kars smirked. “It was rather selfish of me not to share, especially when it’s so obvious that my little plaything is so desperate to be fucked.”

Kars left his throne, walking in front of you, looking down into your eyes as his young disciple fucked the brains out of you.

“Isn’t that right, Y/N? That’s why you wanted to run back to Jojo and his pals, isn’t it?” He crooned, carding his fingers through your hair as you looked up at him. “I just hadn’t been giving my baby enough attention, so they felt the need to seek out something more, isn’t that right?”

“N-no, Lord Kars, i promise! My eyes are o-only for you,” you whined though your cunt squeezed like a vice around Wamuu’s thick cock at his words.

“Oh, don’t lie straight to my face, baby,” Kars tutted. “I can see just how much you’re enjoying Wamuu’s dick, my love.”

“But if you wanted more, baby, all you needed to do was ask,” Kars purred as he leaned down, his purple hair curtaining your face as he pressed a kiss to your panting lips, nose pressing against your chin as he pressed his messy kiss to your soft lips.

He chuckled at the whine he drew from your mouth, pulling up to smirk down at you.

“Are you close, baby?”

You nodded, letting out a high pitched whine as Wamuu sped up, the loud, embarrassing sound of your pussy squelching filling the room.

“Hmm, what do you think, Wamuu? Should we let my little plaything cum? Or should we let their greedy cunt go insatiated?”

You whined at this question, looking up at Kars as ecstatic tears pooled in your eyes, a silent plea for mercy.

“Please, Lord Kars, I want to feel them cum around my cock,” Wamuu replied. “Their pussy feels so good, my lord, need to feel them milk my dick.”

“Oh alright, but just for you, my dear warrior,” Kars sighed.

“It looks like you’ll be getting off easy this round, Y/N,” Kars chuckled as he watched you claw at Wamuu’s back, desperate to cum around the pillarman’s fat cock.

“Fuck! Lord Kars! Wamuu!” You practically screamed at your squirted on the fat cock buried inside of you, cunt seizing almost painfully tight around his dick.

“Y/N!” Wamuu’s orgasm followed quickly behind, his thick ropes of cum painting your walls white as his hips stuttered to a still.

The two of you stayed interlocked like that for a moment, riding your orgasms out in an embrace far too gentle for a punishment.

“Alright, it’s my turn now, Wamuu,” Esidisi grunted, clapping his hand down on Wamuu’s shoulder.

Wamuu let out a surprisingly desperate whine, looking up at Kars with big pleading eyes.

“I’m sorry, Wamuu, but it is only fair that Esidisi and Santana get a turn with my sweet little lover,” Kars sighed.

Wamuu sighed and looked down at you before sneaking another kiss from your lips, pulling out so Esidisi could fill you up instead.

Esidisi flipped you over, grabbing your hips and propping your ass up, presenting your dripping pussy to himself.

“Oh you did a number on them, Wamuu,” Esidisi chuckled as he watched a thick glob of Wamuu’s seed trickle down to your clit before dripping to the blankets below.

You shuddered at the sensation, yelping as Esidisi plunged his tongue into your still twitching walls, licking you clean of Wamuu’s thick cum with that hot appendage of his.

Once every drop was sucked out of your pussy, damn near triggering another orgasm, Esidisi set you down on the blankets. You lifted your hips automatically and reached behind yourself to spread your cunt open for the pillarman.

Esidisi chuckled and rubbed the thick head of his cock against your puffy labia, his slit occasionally catching on your clit as he slid it back and forth.

“I want you to beg for my cock, Y/N. Beg for the great Esidisi of the flame to fill you up,” Esidisi commanded, taking a fistful of your hair to force you to look back at him.

“Please, Esidisi, fill me up with your cum!” You whined, shimmying your hips as you desperately tried to get his dick inside of you.

He teasingly rubbed his cockhead against your entrance, his cool piercing contrasting with the heat of the precum that coated your sensitive pussy lips.

“Hm, what do you think, Kars? Should fill your little lover up with my seed?” He chuckled as he gyrated his hips, continuing to tease your sensitive little pussy.

“Hm, I think they need to beg a little more,” Kars smirked as he forced you onto all fours, smacking your face with his hard dick.

You let out a surprised whine.

“Beg for it,” Kars said as he smacked your face with his hard penis again.

“Please, Esidisi! Fill me up! I want you to fill my cunt up!” You whined, wiggling your hips even more, desperate for his dick.

Kars smacked your face with his cock again.

“And?” He said expectantly with a quirked brow as he positioned his heavy cock before your lips, his precum glossing your lips.

“Please fuck my throat, Lord Kars!” You whined, grasping his shaft and desperately wrapping your lips around his leaking tip.

Kars chuckled. “That’s exactly what I want to hear, pet.”

“Now stuff his pussy, Esidisi,” Kars commanded, as he rolled his hips against your face, teasing your throat with his oozing cock head.

You damn near choked as Esidisi plunged into your pussy, distending the last traces of Wamuu’s cum before fucking you at a relentless pace.

You moaned and whined around Kars’ cock, grasping his firm, plush ass and pulling him flush against your face, flexing your throat as you desperately sucked him down.

Esidisi smacked your ass in time with his thrusts, making your needy cunt drip with embarrassed arousal.

Both of Kars’ hands played with your chest, pinching, tugging, massaging. Your entire body sung with pleasure as the eldest Pillarmen used you as a desperate little playtoy.

The both of them finished inside of you in unison, the beautiful sight and feeling and knowledge of the two great Pillarmen losing themselves inside of you sent you over the edge, making you squirt all over Esidisi’s warm thighs.

The two of them chuckled as they pulled out of you, Esidisi watching his cum spill from your cunt like a river.

“Did you enjoy being fucked full and used like that?” Esidisi purred.

You nodded eagerly, your body quivering from the overstimulating pleasure of it all.

Esidisi chuckled at that before raising his hand and smacking your pussy roughly.

You cried out at that as his near burning hot hand struck your labia. He repeated this motion over and over until you were crying, looking up at Kars and begging him to stop his second-in-command. The eldest pillarman just looked down at you impassively though, carding his hands through your hair.

“Did you forget this was a punishment, baby?” He cooed, his cock coming back to life so he could smack your face with it again.

“Santana!” Kars roared, calling the youngest of the Pillarmen forward.

“You and I are going to share their tight throat, alright?” Kars explained.

Santana nodded, positioning his cock before your face. You looked up at it in confusion, wondering why he was still soft.

“Suck me until I am hard,” Santana merely stated, grasping the base of his cock as Kars wrenched your mouth open.

You whined as your throat was stuffed again, desperately sucking the thick cock inside of your throat until you could feel it pumping heatedly, growing harder in your throat, making you gag. You smacked his hip, desperate for air only for Kars to pinch your nose, making you panic as you lost the air in your lungs.

Eventually you couldn’t take anymore and desperately wrenched your head back, gagging as you coughed up bile and Santana’s precum.

You took desperate deep breaths only for you to find your throat stuffed with Kars’ cock next.

You whined and cried as you slobbered on Kars’ cock, feeling the barbells on the underside of his dick tickle your throat.

You yelped around his dick as you felt Wamuu’s cock replace Esidisi’s firm hand, filling you to the brim.

(Warning: water sports content below: piss desperation + golden shower)

But as Kars and Santana alternated taking over your throat and Wamuu steadily pumped your pussy, you felt an uncomfortable pressure on your bladder.

You whined in alarm, pulling yourself off of Kars’ dick to voice your worry.

“L-Lord Kars, wait! I-I need to pee,” you whined, eyes wide and pleading as you felt the pressure in your bladder swell even more with Wamuu’s powerful thrusts.

“You say that like it’s an issue,” Kars smirked, motioning for Wamuu to speed up.

You let out an undignified cry as Wamuu’s powerful forceful thrusts jolted your abdomen. His fat dick was putting way too much pressure on your sensitive bladder.

“Please, Lord Kars! Please!” You pleaded.

“I’ll tell you what, my dear,” Kars smirked, sadism glinting in his dark crimson eyes.

“If you can hold out until Wamuu cums, your punishment will be over,” he purred.

Your eyes lit up with relief as you thanked your lord over and over again, but when you felt Wamuu speed up once more, you realized that this was simply too good to be true.

“Oh? Looks like Wamuu doesn’t want to give you the easy way out,” Kars chuckled.

Esidisi cackled, pumping his cock as he watched Wamuu relentlessly fuck your pussy.

“Oh, you dirty boy, Wamuu, you want to feel Y/N piss all over you?” Esidisi jeered.

You whined, looking back at Wamuu desperately as you tried so hard to not let your bladder release.

Your hopes began to wane as Wamuu sped up even faster, but his thrusts grew arrhythmic and his balls swelled and twitches against your clit until his hips finally stilled and with a roar he creamed your pussy, ejaculating far more than any of the others had.

Rope after thick sticky rope poured into your pussy, bloating and distending your belly as the great warrior trembled and moaned, filling you to the brim until you couldn’t be filled anymore. The overstimulated walls of your cunt, staffed far too much with both his and Esidisi’s copious seed forced Wamuu’s fat cock out of you.

You whined in embarrassment as your pussy loudly squelched as thick drooling strands of yours, Wamuu’s, and Esidisi’s lust spilled down to the sheets below.

Esidisi chuckled at that, before grunting and painting your back white with his seed.

After he’d come to fruition, he went behind you and roughly spanked your pussy again, making you cry out as a stream of piss trickled out of your urethra.

You looked up at Kars desperately, sighing in relief as your lord smiled down at you.

“Relieve yourself, my love,” he crooned. “Your punishment is over now.”

You cried and thanked him over and over again as you let your body relax, a thick, powerful stream of piss gushing from you, making you sigh and moan out in desperate relief as the sheets below soaked thoroughly with your golden water.

You nearly screamed though when you felt Wamuu’s lips wrap around your pussy once more, shamelessly slurping up your piss as the other Pillarmen cackled and cheered him on.

“Fuck,” you whined, thighs twitching as you fell face first onto the pillows below you, helpless as Wamuu’s eager mouth devoured every last drop of piss until there was nothing left.

You panted and sighed, glad it was all over.

But as streams of warm liquid trickled and sprinkled onto your back, a chorus of loud relieved sighs and groans echoing around you, you realized that this was the end of your punishment.

Wamuu flipped you over, forcing you to helplessly watch as he and the other Pillarmen pissed all over you. You let out a weak little whine as their hot urine sprayed all over you, soaking your entire body.

You felt so ashamed, degraded, and disgusted but despite yourself a shameful arousal spurred within you, prompting you to discreetly try and spread your thighs so you could feel Wamuu’s heavy golden stream hit your puffy, overwhelmed clit.

If any of them noticed, they said nothing, merely enjoying a moment of peaceful relief. You felt a twinge of pride swell in your chest with the knowledge that you were the one who brought them to this state.

(Water sports content over)

Despite the fact that this was your punishment, you found yourself in a relaxing, steaming bubble bath after everything had ensued, Wamuu and Kars gently cleaning you of the smutty fluids your body had been covered with.

Afterwards, Kars draped you in a comfortable silk slip and herded you towards his massive bed, pulling you close and kissing you gently.

“Let this be your reminder to never leave me again, for I will always be the one to bring you to peaks of pleasure beyond the imaginable,” Kars warned as he pulled you close, hips rocking against yours as he initiated gentle, loving sex, his cock slipping between your puffy overworked folds as Wamuu, the stoic guard, watched, a glint of mirth in his eyes as he watched Kars ravish you, knowing that he could have you whenever he wanted now, to ensure that you would never leave the Pillarmen again.

~fin~

Also ok damn that wasn’t an imagine that was more like a messy oneshot but like. I hope y’all enjoyed the ride??

[yachiblanca]

Hi I was wondering if you could write a pillerman x reader where the reader passes out in front of them? (I get dizzy spells and often pass out if I’m to hot, normally I can catch them but some times it happens out of no where) thank you and I hope you have a great day :)

 Hello! I hope you're doing well, stay hydrated to lessen the hot temperature, thank you for the request! :-)

Reader passing out in front of the Pillarmen

You and Kars were doing activities together, it had been a while since you both started- has it been 30 minutes exact? Hours? or more? You didn’t remember till you had slowly start to see faint of black in your sight- then the next thing you didn’t knew was that you had already passed out leaving Kars to witness what had happened.

After that he saw you faint- he wasn’t much surprised- he knew to that you were going to pass out by just the simple glance he took from you, he didn’t tell you nor warn you that you looked like you were going to pass out any second- well.. that’s because of his ego..

He stops from what he’s doing, a smug on his face “Passed out already?” Both of Kars’s arms dive under your unconscious body- instantly carrying you in one sweep, he admits to himself you look more adorable in his arms- leaving a light faint blush on his cheeks but brushing it off quickly- not wanting to be seen.

His feet are fast to carry you to his room and lay you on his luxurious looking bed, Kars isn’t worried- not even a single bit, he can still feel your pulse- but what occupies his mind is how do you wake up? Kars hasn’t studied about human medication of whatsoever, so instead he did it the old fashion way of how he saw humans do it.

He placed a cold towel on your forehead- and so did he wiped the rest of your visible skin with another cold towel, Kars would never do this to anyone but this was his first time doing it for you- who’s special to him, you're EXTREMELY lucky. But if he sees you bat an eye open- he’s immediately stopping, leaving what was left behind. He just doesn't seem to be interested in showing that he's taking care of a human, but he deeply cares for you.

Esidisi's reaction would trigger this expression when he hears the loud thump when you had fallen on the ground, this man is beyond worried of what is happening to you.

"Y/N!!!! Are you there?! Y/N--" He carries you- suddenly felt that you still had a beating heart, well that made his spirit come back to him. Though at this point he doesn't know what's happening to you- so he hurried you to a bed.

After placing your unconscious body his mind is going to go feral, he's running around the room thinking what is he going to do or the thought of you dying was taking up all of his thoughts- more tears were to come.

Though he was stopped by Kars who can clearly hear him from afar, telling Esidisi that if you're still breathing- you're still fine. Esidisi was still worried though, just a little..

Just kidding he's infinitely worried lol.

He's just going to sit there on the floor while watching you sleep peacefully- or not. You should wake up soon before he plans on writing on your face, he's too bored without you so a little prank would entertain himself.

Wamuu loses his ‘Calm’ matter when he sees you passing out, you were just training with him.. was the training too rough for you? He’s completely unhinged figuring out what had happened to you- internally worried.

“‘Y-Y/N? Are you alright?” Has he accidentally killed you? His growing worry for you soon fade away after he carried you in his arms- instantly feeling your pulse he lets out a big sigh of relief. Maybe he considered worrying too much was not he trained for the past years.

Laying you down on a bed- his mind wonders first, when are you waking up? Next was he figured out that you had passed out because of the heat of your body, he felt it when he carried you- your soft skin on his almost made him trip on his feet, being careful as much as possible- it was like carrying something more valuable than the Red Stone Of Aja.

Should he go to his masters to request for assistance? Or should he stay here and wait for you to wake up? Wamuu who was undecided- he watched your peaceful face while you were asleep.

Your lips were slightly separated- they looked so nice and welcoming.. Wamuu’s intrusive thoughts were getting into him, his face was close to yours- slowly getting more closer, he knew what he was doing but you were just too- irresistible, you suddenly moved- making Wamuu instantly back away while his body was tensed up. Maybe he’ll just do it someday.

Santana is completely shocked and surprised, he’ll come up close to you- his head laying on your chest, feeling a heartbeat. He raised a brow with the thought ‘Why are you on the floor?’ Were you playing some type of game with him? His head slightly tilted in confusion.

He tried to examine your form, but with one touch of your skin- he notices it was too warm, Santana doesn’t know about what’s happening to human bodies but he’s trying his best to figure out what’s happening to you.

His worry starts to crawl on him slowly. Were you dying right on spot? He carried you in a bridal style, and laid you down on a comfy bed. He just sat there by the side waiting for you to wake up with a blank face expression.

You were still breathing- though Santana was getting impatient, when were you going to wake up? His mind yet again wonders if there’s something that will wake you up? Was giving food to you going to wake up? His mind filled with ideas.

He tried poking your cheeks multiple times, stole a kid’s lollipop at the sidewalk and placed it on your lips- nope still not waking up, he went to a pharmacy- asking “Y/N’s not waking up, I need a cure.” But the other people in the pharmacy feared his huge form- unable to answer him from utter shock, Santana leaves. Santana really had no other choice but to wait, he just wants you to wake up.

[soupbabe]

I don't remember if I sent you this question or if I saved it somewhere and left it. Is it possible to get headcanon pillarmen x reader who came home after the dentist and the anesthesia has not yet worn off? Either the anesthetic hasn't worn off yet and they answer all questions inaudibly because they can't feel their jaw yet, or they act funny according to the pillarmen (your choice :"D)

The Pillarmen Reacting to a Reader on Anesthesia

This sounds so fun omg !! Will doing it in the occasional grouped together format since they'd have similar reactions :)

- Kars and Esidisi chose to ignore your pre warning and now they both become disturbed at what's going on

- While Esidisi is more comfortable being upfront with you and trying to understand what's going on, Kars is keeping his distance

- Though they don't mind staying for longer with you because they love seeing what nonsense you'll say next

- It'll make Esidisi burst out into giggles and Kars pleasantly amused

- Santana and Wamuu take the situation more seriously and become the most clueless of the pillarmen

- Like they definitely thought someone hurt you and want to take care of you, but your gibberish and incoherent thoughts make it difficult

- What does a Pillarman do when you look both absolutely miserable and zooted out of your mind

- Wamuu is more like a helicopter caretaker with it so he's very weirded out by it, but I firmly believe Santana would just shrug and roll with it

- But after the anesthesia wares off and you explain what happened to them (again), they're more relieved

- And I'm sure all of them tease you to hell and back, relaying to you every embarrassing word you said

[seraphimhoney]

would the pillarmen spit in your mouth/let you spit in their mouth - a headcanon list

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i cant sleep why is this the thing thats keeping my brain up dear god

kars:

would he spit in your mouth? yes probably, but he'd also probably make fun of you for wanting him to do such a thing. up to you if you see that as a win-win.

would he let you spit in his mouth? listen to me i headcanon kars as a switch with a bratty sub side and you can pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands. however. no. he would not ask for it, firstly, he would find it disgusting, secondly, and if you just did it he would probably pull out the ole slice n' dicers.

esidisi:

would he spit in your mouth? yes but you'd have to ask him, it's not something that'd occur to him on his own. he wouldn't make fun of you like kars, but he'd probably make an offhand, teasing comment about strange human behaviours.

would he let you spit in his mouth? probably. i don't think anything like that grosses him out. it'd probably come at a high price though. what would that be? up for him to decide~

wammu:

would he spit in your mouth? no probably not. i think he'd find it way too strange and wouldn't want to disrespect his s/o like that. he'd refuse politely, though.

would he let you spit in his mouth? mmmmaybe??? i think if he was really in the moment then yeah he'd find it hot as fuck.

santana:

would he spit in your mouth? no. he would give you a weird look and then go back to whatever he was doing. weirdass human. what are you still stood there for?

would he let you spit in his mouth? also no. why would he want your saliva in his mouth??? what purpose did that serve??? wh- swallow?????? getthefuckawayfrom me you human freak-

[wanderxdusk]

Ooc: I would like to follow some JoJo Bizzare Adventure roleplayers.

Please like/reblog if you RP JJBA and would be interested in an OC inspired by Southeastern Indigenous culture and stories!

[sn0wslick]

part 3 santana design based off my hc santana update doodle

[cherrys-side-bitch]

I know this may seem weird but can you do headcanons for how the pillarmen cry? Im sorry but i love big men with emotions. Imagine comforting them while one of them sobs into your shoulder 😭

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘

Gn! Reader, Slight Angst to Fluff

Kᴀʀs

During these moments, he needed to be alone. He could never allow someone to see himself in such a position. Though tears don't fall often, rather it's him sitting alone in his sorrows. If he does cry it's very silent.

When you had the displeasure of seeing Kars crying, it wasn't exactly the prettiest sight, nor was it exactly what you could have ever expected. For some reason, you felt as if it would be best to walk into Kars’ chambers uninvited. When you walked in, you saw the saddening sight of Kars hunched over, nearly shaking. Upon hearing the door open, his gaze snapped over to the door, enraged that someone would enter with a prior warning.

As soon as Kars noticed that it was you who had barged in, he calmed a bit. Trying to remain as level-headed as possible, he asked you what you had been doing and what your business was there, only to find out you wanted to check up on him because he hadn't been out for a while, even if it was most likely that he was simply doing his research and that you accidentally forgot to knock.

He could sense your genuine concern, so he motioned for you to come farther into the room, closer to him. Once you were closer, you couldn't help but notice the slight redness on his face and his puffy eyes. The two of you sat in silence until you sat next to him.

“Is there anything you want to talk about?”

As the open-ended question left your mouth, he couldn't help but smirk for a moment. His little human was feeling particularly bold, huh? Kars chuckled and told you about the particularly annoying research he had been working on. It was obvious it wasn't his whole issue, but it did relieve some stress off of his shoulders.

Even if it's your normal comfort he greatly prefers talking about topics loosely related to his main issue rather than starting with it and having to explain too much. Even if he trusts you not to pry too much he is still reasonably cautious.

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Esɪᴅɪsɪ

Esidisi is the one that cries the most out of these four. He’s also an ugly cryer, like when he cries, he cries. But I have to respect it. He isn't afraid to genuinely cry in front of other people if they are the ones he trusts.

When you had the displeasure of seeing Esidisi cry, it was while the two of you were going to his chambers so the two of you could hang out together. So, when you heard the noise of muffled cries, you tensed up, a feeling of panic washing over you. You hadn't prepared for something like this to happen in the slightest.

You knocked on the door, unsure, stating your name, mainly so he didn't think it was some random servant poking their nose where it doesn't belong. You had heard what you believed to be a confirmation to come in and so you did, only to see the sight of Esidisi nearly sobbing. When Esidisi saw you form he cried a bit harder, not even he knew why assuming it was since he values you and the fact that you have to see him like this is almost sad.

If you decide to comfort he greatly appreciates it, even if it isn't physical he loves to be able to talk through his feelings with someone. Though he would never turn down a hug at any time. His body starts to overheat when he’s crying, especially if it's for a while, so I'd recommend being cautious while you comfort him.

While he rests in your arms he allows himself to cry freely as he talks about what may have been bothering him. Esidisi sees no reason to hide much from you as he trusts you a lot.

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Wᴀᴍᴜᴜ

Wamuu is a soldier, a shield for his masters. He shouldn't be feeling such feelings like this, or at least that's what he would tell himself. For someone like Wamuu, moments of weakness like this make him feel unworthy of serving his masters.

He despised others being able to see him like this, no matter who it was. So when you appeared in the room to ask him for something, he looked at you, eyes nearly bloodshot from crying, with a shocked look on his face. After a second, once he realized what was going on, he wiped his eyes, attempted to compose himself, and asked you what he needed. His question fell on deaf ears as you approached slightly and asked him if he was okay.

Wamuu froze at the softness in your tone. He couldn't help but sigh. He knew you wouldn't leave him alone when he was like this. As much as Wamuu disliked someone seeing him in such a vulnerable position, he figured that you'd at least make good company. With a wordless motion of his hand, he motioned for you to come closer. Your presence seemed to calm him at times, and it was nice. Although he wasn't expecting you to embrace him, upon being brought into it, he tensed for a moment.

“Would you rather me let go?”

When those words left your mouth, he gently returned the embrace, enjoying the feeling of being held in your arms.

If you were to ask him what happened, he'd tell you the truth; the countless years of prioritizing two others' well-being over his own had taken its toll on him. You can't say you could blame him, though. After a while of sitting in that position, his tears began to flow once again, merely relaxing farther into your hold, apologizing for ruining your outfit.

Afterward, he makes sure that he pays your kindness back. Whether that be by assisting with little tasks throughout the day or by taking care of you in a time of need, To be fair, he'd helped you in these ways before, but now he feels as if it's needed.

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Sᴀɴᴛᴀɴᴀ

Admittedly, I don't see Santana crying at all, but I feel like if he were to cry it would be because of the only people he would call family abandoning him.

When he did cry, it was out of nowhere. You two were hanging out as you explained how to use some modern technology to help keep in touch if necessary, and it just struck something with him. You wanted to be able to keep in touch even while you were away.

You heard an odd noise from him, and you looked over to question if he was confused, so you can imagine the shock you felt when you saw tears beginning to fall from his eyes. Panicking, you placed a hand on his back to rub.

"It's okay, Santana, you don't have to use it if you don't want to."

The concern in your voice was something he had grown to not expect to be directed at him, only making the tears flow a bit harder. He practically crashed into you, pulling you into a tight embrace, digging his face into your shoulder as he cried.

When you recovered from the impact, you wrapped your arms around him as well, soothingly rubbing his back while he cried into your shoulder. You whispered random statements in an attempt to calm him as you stood confused to where this came from.

After Santana cries, he refuses to leave your side, following you around like a lost puppy, completing various tasks alongside you to avoid having to leave you.

When Santana cries, it's very quiet and it's often not noticeable until you look at him. Even when crying, he has a fairly blank face, with only the corners of his lips posing into a far frown and his brows furrowing, giving him the appearance of being upset.

He truly doesn't mind if you see him cry, probably preferring it. Mainly when he cries it stems from a place of loneliness, so it's preferred that he has someone he trusts alongside him.

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[wolftoes]

Reader Takes The Pillarmen to a Renaissance Fair!

A/N: This has been in my drafts for LITERAL YEARS, but im finally posting it. I will let it rot no longer. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for Santana, I couldn't think of anything for him.

Kars

At first, he was disinterested, as you weaved through the crowded medieval street. He thought he was above such festivities.

Plus, why would humans wish to relive a time they were less advanced? This seemed silly and illogical.

Until he saw a stall full of tiaras.

Then, he was like a kid in a candy store. It was almost scary.

He picked out this one. (But more expensive and extravagant, of course.)

He never took it off. He wouldn't acknowledge you unless you called him "Your Highness," or the like.

It wasn't just for the day, either. He kept up that act for two months.

He also bought a luxurious black cloak.

Needless to say, your wallet hurts.

Esidisi

He's excited.

Particularly, about the pirates. And the alcohol.

He is parading around, in a shirtless pirate costume, with one of those fancy hats with a giant feather, and he is carrying a pint in each hand.

He got challenged to a drinking contest in one of the taverns, and naturally, an ambulance had to be called. Not for him, though.

He ended up getting banned from that particularly tavern, and subsequently all of the others at the venue.

Somehow, he still seems to be stone-cold sober... (haha)

Wamuu

When you told him about the fair, he was intrigued.

As you explained to him what this was, it came to light that he had a particular interest in the joust at the end of the night.

You both had been doing the regular activities, when the joust was announced.

You followed the crowd to the arena, and one of the more crucial actors had fallen sick.

The announcer noticed Wamuu, and ended up asking if he could fill in for the knight. Wamuu, of course, agreed.

They quickly suited him with the largest set of armor they had, and they continued with the event.

He ended up showing off some of his abilities to the crowd, though carefully as not to actually injure any of the actors.

It was a plot twist that the crowd adored.

By the time it was over, they were asking him to return next year.

However, they ended up deciding to have him only do occasional cameos.

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unnggggg here's some gay vampires

[silvernyxchariot]

Human fem!reader* x Esidisi Imagine

*for the afab and trans fems

⚠️DNI⚠️ misogynists, RAD feminist/feminazis, trolls, minors/ageless blogs, transphobes

I imagine Esidisi happening upon the song, "Labour" by Paris Paloma, and you know it too because he's plays his electronics on full blast, at max volume, for no reason, and he just rushes over to you with a silver platter. As if he were jumping over hurdles and an obstacle course, kneels, and says, "My Queen," almost frantically. I don't know what's on it, because it's yours; your favorite drink, entrée, or dessert.

He may be a Pillarman, where human emotions are a little lost on him, but he is good at reading facial expressions and body language. So, when he listens to your silly little human problems and learns about the inequality of human society, how it affects you and the contortions of anguish on your face when you listen to the song, it hurts him to see you disparaged. You see, BaCk In His dAy 👴 it was all about combat ability and community, not your genitalia that humans are oh-so concerned about.

There's that little twinkle in his eye and the softening of his gaze that shows you that he understands that you're in pain, but he still loves you dearly. He'd volunteer to be your scary dog privilege and your combat coach.

Like, this thing's immune to bullets.

Ain't no random human on the street looking to assault you when he eats them looking like this.

[zyettemoon1800]

Hello! I’m new to your blog so I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable with this one!

May I please request with our amazing pillarmen with a darling who’s always on their phone? Always holding it, playing with it and all.

Thank you and please don’t forget to take care of your health and have a good rest, have a nice day!

This is something I can relate to pretty well since I'm always on my phone from sun up to sundown.

KARS

He takes it personally when you would rather be on your phone, than talk to him about, well about anything really.

He hates how much he has to repeat himself every two seconds because you were busy listening to music, watching videos, or playing some stupid game.

After ignoring him for about an hour or two, he would forcefully take your phone and then ignore you as you plead for your phone back.

ESIDISI

Just like Kars, he also hates it when you are tied to your phone.

However, if you don't have your phone by you or on you then you start to do questionable things like prank Kars or ask them a bunch on questions that have him walking away from you.

So to prevent you from being weird, he will let you be on your be on your phone for a few hours, but after that he wants you to be all his.

Wammu

He just wants to make sure that you are being active in your life besides being on your phone.

So if he sees you louging around too much, then he ask you to train with him or he with take you on a nature walk for a free miles and talk to you about whatever you want to talk about.

SANTANA

He doesn't mind that you were glued to your phone because he is probably glued to a screen too.

So, if he wanted any valuable time with you, he would just put you in his lap and watch whatever you are watching.

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[yachiblanca]

I saw the braces hcs and they were amazing how would pillarmen react to contacts? Seeing their so putting them in and taking them out???

Thank you for liking the braces version!! <3

Pillarmen reacting to reader with eye contacts

When Kars saw you putting contacts on- he's honestly very shocked to the point that his face actually shows it, usually he doesnt.

He immediately asks what in the world did you put in your eyes? When you told him it was eye contacts and its own purpose- he's very amused, never had he thought humanity these years can invent something like this and he's impressed.

"That's very interesting.." Kars' curiosity bloomed in him- wanting to try eye contacts too, he wonders if it has any side effects or pain when putting it on? But what was he thinking!? He was a god- and he's immortal, he shouldn't think about the pain.

"Ehm.. May I examine one?" Truth be told- he actually wants to wear it.

You'll soon caught him trying to wear one while struggling because his fingers are too big, you might wanna advise him that it's for vision problems.

Esidisi seeing you put on contacts has him on worried mode, he may stop you before you put on the contacts.

"Y/N Are you alr?!- Wait, contacts?"

Once you explain its own purpose- Esidisi is fully confused, his jaw is slightly dropped. You might need to explain everything again but yet Esidisi is just so taken aback by the contacts.

Esidisi's next thought would immediately be- if he can put one on, snatching one from you and instantly putting it on his eye which result him to feeling pain.

You’re going to have to comfort him from what he did- he’s going to absolutely cry, which may take long..

Wamuu is certainly concerned, he just saw you by the corner of his eye- about to put something on your eye.

"Y/N.. If I may ask, what did you put in your eye?" You'll see him gulp the lump on his throat- in his mind thinking what was what he saw, his first thought would be 'Human Technology with newborn superpowers'

To his surprise, you told him it was just for vision problems. Well that was a relief for him, he thought that humans this year would be immortal and powerful like them.

Wamuu's going to ask you questions time by time about the contacts and how it works, he's invested in it by the time he saw the contacts.

Santana just watches you there, more amused than Esidisi.

If you caught him watching- he's going to point at your eyes and ask "Are you okay?" Yeah he did saw the contacts- but he was more worried of you.

You tell him that you're alright and told him how the contacts work and what's it use for, his reaction is not changing a single expression on his face- but he's so confused on how you just put it in there without worrying a single thing.

He doesn't have a clue on any things, so he's very curious of trying or even touching the contacts.

It was better to hide your contacts at first cause Santana's curiosity is big. If you prevent him from trying on the contacts- he's going to search for your contacts when he sees you remove them and place them in your container.

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Pillarmen cuz I love them

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