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Working retail teaches you that some people have exactly one word in their vocabulary and will use it 47 times in a 5-minute transaction. Tonight's word was "dawg." I counted. #RetailLife#ChillnFill
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1. Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out #BahaMen 2. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi #AvrilLavigne 3. Metallica - Fuel #Metallica
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National Lottery Day...
This is most people's dream is to win the lottery, something about free money is rather appealing. Whether it is a scratch-off, main lottery, and such, keep your fingers crossed and hope for the best as one day it could happen to you. If you did win the big one what would you do? Look for that perfect beach house in Hawaii, pay some bills, donate, etc.
So, in order to win you must play, especially on this National Lottery Day! Good Luck.
#NationalLotteryDay#scratchoffs#lottery#fingerscrossed#beachhouse#paybills#donate#playtowin#goodluck#SouthFlorida#Miami#FortLauderdale#CashOffers#sellyourhome#cashforyourhome#Florida#FL#localrealestateagent#localinvestors#weareheretohelp#callus#nocleaning#norepairs#hasslefree#nocommissions#nofees#nocosttoyou
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Let’s go to the club 🌈
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i hate people who buy lotto, scratchoffs, and cigarettes
#kimi is typing#they drive me crazy#i had a lady earlier that made me so mad#bc she had me ring up lotto and scratchoffs#then she pulls out a lotto ticket and a scratchoff to be redeemed#and it made it so unnecessarily complicated#then she was like actually you short changed me#and i was like if giving you this $2 makes you get out of my face take it
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#I do not know if I physically or emotionally have it it in me to withstand this again#this morning a customer called me a stupid fucking bitch because we didn't have any of the christmas scratchoffs out yet#merry christmas right?#work memes#retail memes
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I'm lucky being east Asian and ADHD and having zero interest whatsoever in gambling lmao
#blog#or maybe its not luck#like i did get a good grasp of numbers and probabilities from my simulation games obsession as a child#and then working at a gas station selling lottery tickets really cemented how few actually win#and i got to see the horror stories of like#dude coming in to spend $500 on scratchoffs every week and hardly ever winning even $30#but isnt the fact that those lessons sank in for me kinda lucky too?#i had coworkers who were broke too and fell for the scratchies#bf brought up nurses who smoke#idk#dodged a bullet
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Was going to wait to become an RNA until next year so I can get used to college while working my easy gas station and pet sitting gigs this year, but honestly I think I might just do the training and start working this summer because I want extra money to fuel my love for gambling
But I guess the clinical hours towards my degree doesn't hurt 🙄
#I promise im not financially irresponsible ive made sure my bills are paid and i have an emergency fund at all times#i got lucky and this semester was about two thousand cheaper then last semester#now i only need about another 3000 to have all of next year paid off#since im in a pretty secure spot i have been tossing pocket change at scratchoffs and pokemon cards tho lmao
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#powerball#lottery#megamillions#lotto#jackpot#lotterywinner#money#lotteryticket#winner#lotterytickets#calottery#nylottery#lucky#floridalottery#pick#lotterywinners#millionaire#lotteryjackpot#luxury#lotterywin#njlottery#win#dollars#bigwin#scratchoff#superlotto#stoloto#billioner#russkoeloto#lotterynumbers
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Dua and Wazifa To win lottery
#lottery#lotto#lotterywinner#bk#poker#livecasino#casino#money#follow#indonesia#judionline#jackpot#winner#lotteryticket#win#scratchers#scratchoff#onlinebetting#winning#love#slot#powerball#megamillions#lucky#entrepreneur#usa#gameonline#bet#dinahjane#crypto
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unpopular opinion but i'm kind of getting tired of logan x young and inexperienced reader. give me logan x older fem!reader. give me reader in her mid-to-late 30's. give me reader that smokes marlboros and stresses over her mortgage payments. give me reader that knows exactly what shes doing in life. give me reader that has zero fucking clue about gen-z slang because she's not gen-z. give me reader that loves lottery scratchoffs. give me mature-but-still-has-a-sense-of-humor reader. give me reader who has stretchmarks and weight gain from aging but logan doesn't care and still finds her sexy. is that too much to ask for or what ??? matter of a fact ill do it myself
#yes i know not every person in their late 30s do these things#i just need more variety with reader#fun fact: logan is older than the word dinosaur#hes also older than psychology#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett#logan howlett smut#logan howlett x you#worst!logan x reader#worst!wolverine#hugh jackman#worst!wolverine x reader#x men#x men movies#x men wolverine#x men x reader#x men x you#logan howlett x fem!reader
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Cursed by your evil stepmother? Fair Folk steal you name?
Look no further than Small Fates: Fairy Tale Curse Solutions Scratch-Off Cards! You buy it to break it!
Scratch off to reveal one of fourteen curse solutions sourced directly from stories and old fairy tales - but beware, the old stories are not always gentle. Are you brave enough to end your curse? (Aka, I finally got them up for sale! :D Please buy my silly weird thing)
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took "free the nipple" too far and cut my nipples off so they could be free and explore the world without me to hold them back <3 last i checked they were in a bodega and winning big on the scratchoffs
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If u have any conections in the online community please let me know and contact me cuz i need to find out how to buy Www.TheSadTruth.Net to tell my story for the first time on my own terms one last time wich despite it all still rings true even though i was built fucked up and my mind was made to be horible from the very start and ive been havign a hard time lately and realy strugling with my problems and shit and they raised the price of the green juice lime botles si uts realy hard for me to even aford basic necesities of my shitty excuse for a life i cant even make my #FamouisCubanBurban cocktale anymore to go with my cigars im not even able to aford a good stogie every day no more and ive had to downgrade from pappy 23 to pappy 20 fuck my shitty ass life and i just need to be able to let everybody kno how much they have skull fucked me in the ass all the time epecially since the feds and the mens in black at the variuos "Federal" criminal agencies got involved with my phone gig they i was honetly trying to find new friends with my phone and i didnt even mean to take nobodys money or nothin they just gave me the gift cards as a gift for me since they liked me alot so now im on my l;ast legs and cant aford rent anymore since my landlord #BeheadTheLandlors is trying to kick me out of my mental health meditation pad that i need for tranquilaty and self care in hawaiey not to mention #BigGov is not even leting me throw grenades for fishing no more so i guess that was my last ffcking bluefin i will ever get so they are making it super hard for me to even live at a base level and i realy need help and suport u can send me cash on my app called Cash App at $pjack9 if u want to mutual aid me up i will not forget my friends if i get out of this slump but i miht not ever post again since i will be long gone so fuck it i think its time i hoist the white flag bvut my enemys dont even want to see me a live even if im sitting cuteley like a puppy dog they will still blow my iron skull off at the drop of a top hat so just keep me posted if there is anything U would like to serve me with i realy like: Twunks, jocks, tweekers, scratchoffs, CigarPigs, MoneyPigs, PiggyBanks, and Goon Hunniez so dm me yo junk imediately if u want to make me feel so good
The wolves are at my fucking door and I cant keep them out.
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Draw hole.
who do mew think i am? some sort of hole factory? hm? is that all i am to mew? the guy who draws hole? maybe im a purrson too. maybe i go to work and drive my car and buy cigarettes and scratchoffs and gamble too just like efurry ofur purrson. i am not a hole drawing machine. i am a PURRSON !!!!!!!!!!1 hwy wuoudl u be so mean to me like this so rude and callous and uncaring and chivalrous and cantankerous and selfish and cruel and unmewsual i am NOT drawing hole fur mew!!!!!!! im not mewr little hole peddler mewr squire mewr jester who only exists to draw hole i will NEFUR be what mew want me to be,,,,....,, sniffles,,, mewre just like my BITCH PARENTS!!!!!!!!1111 HOW DOES THAT MAKE MEW FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 HUH!!!! HUH!!!!! tch,,, i knwe yuo woudlnt under stand,,, baka,,,,,,,,,,
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What would you prefer, see 5 minutes into the future or rewind 5 minutes into the past.
Rewind 5 minutes so I can use it to win lottery tickets (edit:apparently scratchoffs are better for this) and also save scum conversations.
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