#Season of Storms

[fangirleaconmigo]

Geralt, who has lost his swords: I need those specific swords back.

Dandelion: Oh, just buy new ones.

Geralt: Oh rly and what if someone took your lute?

Dandelion: OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS SOMEONE LOOKING AT MY LUTE OH SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD NO ONE LOOK AT MY LUTE YOU FUCKERS*covers lute with body like a human shield*

😂😂 they are hilarious. Also, Geralt saying he feels like a snail without a shell is adorable.

[podcastenthusiast]

Finally reading Season of Storms and Geralt says he needs to leave town because he has no money, and Dandelion replies "We shall find a remedy for that. I shall support you financially."

Um HELLO

SUGAR BABY GERALT CANON?!!

[relar-fela]

I consider gazing into the abyss utter foolishness. There are many things in the world much more worth gazing into.

- Dandelion, Half a century of poetry

[gamerwoman3d]

These eyes did great 👍

[powdermelonkeg]

"Witchers are twice as strong as a human and 10x as fast" Geralt, sir, you are a lying ass.

[overlordraax]

I just saw the trailer for the Mortal Kombat Invasions season and I'm just like: "Wait is that a squirrel?"

(Image description: a screenshot of in-game footage Sub Zero fighting Li Mei. None of that matters, what does matter is the fact that there is a tiny squirrel wearing a straw hat sitting on a roomba. End description)

Why is there a squirrel there?

[aghostwithnoname]

Reading Season of Storms really just has me cackling like

[honeysuckle-fae]

[ID in alt text]

The Aeneid, Book XII; discord message from @lazarusemma; Season of Storms by Andrzej Sapkowski

[themuskrater]

Denis Gordeev's Witcher art is so good. They're all so chaotic and unhinged, but also have that 80s fantasy novel vibe. I love them

[slowpokegamer]

I don't know if my memory is just bad, or if I'm stupid, but Season of Storms has some GNARLY FUCKING GORE DESCRIPTIONS, I do not remember actually getting like "euuughweweewwww" reading the other books 😟😟

[podcastenthusiast]

Geralt: "I need to get new witcher swords since I was robbed."

Dandelion: "So go to Kaer Morhen."

Geralt: "I can't. It would take too long and the weather is bad."

Geralt: "And Vesemir and my brothers would make fun of me for years."

LMAO this book is good.

[smangelangel]

I’m about halfway through the third book in the Witcher series and how does anyone believe that Geralt and Dandelion aren’t incredibly gay for each other

[gamerwoman3d]

These eyes did great 👍

[libraryatkaermorhen]

Was anybody going to tell me there was an effeminate heterosexual sorcerer who was gay for pay in Season of Storms or was I supposed to just find that out for myself organically

[geekynerfherder]

Orbit Books have revealed the final batch of cover art for new hardcover editions in Andrzej Sapkowski's 'The Witcher' series; 'The Lady Of The Lake' and 'Season Of Storms'.

'The Lady Of The Lake' and 'Season Of Storms' will be available in November 2022, and released in the UK by Gollancz in 2023.

[soupblessings]