The fandom: Who's your favorite SAMS/TSBS character?
Me: Obviously it's Lunar.
The fandom: That's such a basic fucking bitch answer.
Me: Alright, you wanna real answer?!
The fandom: Yes!
Me: The god-wizard brother-issued single father of two children that founded the company that gave animatronics rights and has had 57 ex-wives who also only shows up once every few months.
The fandom: ...
Me: Look it up!
More meme af SaMS Show Content. October is gunna be a rough ride for everyone but lemmie tell ya, when November hits they're coming for your bitch ass Eclipse!!!
I'm taking some liberties with Bloodmoon's design...he's just Marx with more gremlin energy.
Poor sun is getting therapy after this...
Everyone in stream said Lunar would use a daycare chair but thanks to @eldritchxdreamer he now has got a cute ass unicorn chair to destroy him with:
quotes from latest CBaGFS ep because it makes me feral
"You're not welcome here, dear BROTHER."
"Oh, it does not matter if I am welcome here or not, you have no chance. Ahhh, there you are, look at you. Small, fragile, old, crusted body...nothing like your former self."
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"So, what's on the menu tonight? Going to have...steak, maybe play the piano a bit, maybe we can even just talk like olden times."
"You lost that when you BETRAYED me."
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"Oh, brother, you're so...angry. I haven't seen you this frustrated in a long time! I wonder why?"
"YOU STOLE THE BODY OF MY SON!!!"
"Oooh...yes. I-I did, I forgot."
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"You're a monster. You came back into his life just to steal from him. Just to hurt him!"
"Oh, brother, I'm hurt by those words."
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"You're not allowed to call him your son. You're not allowed to even call him your family!"
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"If she saw you right now, she would be DISGUSTED by what you became."
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"If you weren't in his body. I would make myself physical just to KICK YOUR A-"
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In conclusion, Phantom is a dick, Golden is the GOAT, and CBaGFS is better than SaMS.