#its probably my daddy issues but I love him sm

[auzzyash]

The fandom: Who's your favorite SAMS/TSBS character? Me: Obviously it's Lunar. The fandom: That's such a basic fucking bitch answer. Me: Alright, you wanna real answer?! The fandom: Yes! Me: The god-wizard brother-issued single father of two children that founded the company that gave animatronics rights and has had 57 ex-wives who also only shows up once every few months. The fandom: ... Me: Look it up!

[myhillsdonthaveeyesbbg]

Uhhhh hannigram for the questions game thingy trustt 🙏🙏 (these bitches are doomed)

YAY

When I started shipping: I went into the show knowing the gist but it felt heavily one sided until midway through season 1.

My thoughts: I love them frfr. They’re both bad and good for eachother and there’s so much going on with them to explore regarding character depth.

What makes me happy about them: They’re both so utterly themselves around eachother. Hannibal sheds tears and shows so much genuine emotion and so much of himself to Will which he never does to anyone else, Will doesn’t feel the need to hide who he is and struggle with himself every day when he’s with Hannibal.

What makes me sad about them: Toxic yaoi 😔 As much as they bring out in one another they always hurt eachother in the end which is sad fr

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Hannibal being a strong alpha sociopath. The most intriguing thing about Hannibal is that no one knows why he is the way he is, he isn’t typical and making him an emotionless ‘alpha daddy’ undermines his character sm (same with Will being a shy little guy)

Things I look for in fanfic: Whatever explores their dynamic in a way a like, I don’t read a lot but I enjoy fresh takes and situations with them because there are many ways to interpret the two.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not eachother: I genuinely think they are the only good options for one another due to their issues, however Molly tried her hardest to be in a good relationship with Will, Hannibal on the other hand is only ever shown to build emotional bonds for his own gain so its hard to say (EX: withdrawing Alana from Will’s life, his entire relationship with Bedelia etc)

My happily ever after for them: Hannibal waited for Will and he was able to fly Will and Abigail with him instead of Bedelia. They’d live in a secluded home somewhere with Will teaching Abigail how to fish, the two would come home each day after spending time outdoors and help Hannibal make dinner. Maybe they’d have Winston cause Will couldn’t part with him and Hannibal secretly loves the dog but complains about the shedding.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Will moves too much when he sleeps and Hannibal has to avoid getting kicked so they tetris it out.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Murder probably- serious answer probably cooking. Hannibal already enjoys it and I feel he’d like getting to share that with Will. Will seems like the type to suck at cooking but he likes listening to Hannibal and spending time with him even if he’s a bit incompetent.

[burnyouwithacigarettelighter]

Omg I’m so happy you replied!! I definitely have more questions.

1. What Cillian character do you like writing about the most and why?

2. What story from your master list are you most proud of?

3. Do you personally have any fic recommendations/ must reads? Other sites included.

4. What gets you inspired to write? Following that question have you ever abandoned a fic?

5. What do you think made you a better writer? If you have any doubts about your work, how do you get past it enough to continue?

6. Is there a Cillian character that you just don’t like, or aren’t interested in watching/ writing about? (Sorry if that’s a loaded question)

omg thank u so much for this!!! i srsly love interacting w u guys, tysm for the thought provoking questions😄🙌

i think i like writing most about robert fischer:) ik it probably doesnt translate considering ive written most for jonathan crane but robert fischer is just such a little sweetheart to me,,, and can go both ways in being a sassy dom douchebag or being a sobbing daddy issues sub darling LOLLL i just think he has a lot of duality to delve into and develop (which ive definitely not done so far☠️) and it helps that his characterization in inception was also very surface level— i have a lot of wiggle room y’know??

i think im most proud of “dine & dash” which im aware probably no-one has read, but getting chris o’doyle’s sassy little dialogue down was like taming a wild beast,,, otherwise, considering my more well-known work, i rly liked writing “honey, i’m home”. i go crazy for the unhinged readers (if u couldnt alrdy tell lmaooo) and seeing jackson get messed with like that was a real treat.

i seriously just recommend anything by @mypoisonedvine,,, they’re literally genius & are the reason i started writing for cillian:)!! other mentions include kitten fics by @pictureinme and, a personal fave, @floralcyanidee’s jackson rippner mile-high club fic!!! these writers are all incredibly talented and im just blown away at their work every single time🫶

my thirst is such a big motivator for writing LMAO😭i wrote “guinea pig” ‘cus i wanted to absolute wreckkk jonathan crane and have him be a sub, and i got a 6.8k words long fic out of said thirst! music & book quotes motivate me a lot too— i spend sm time digging thru my pinterest for a good quote for the beginning of my fic its actually insane☠️and yes,,, im ashamed to say ive abandoned fics numerous times,,, but thats because they were series’, not oneshots. i get bored of series’ pretty quickly, ‘cause i feel kind of trapped by the initial dynamic or mood set in the first chapter. with oneshots, its like writing one long chapter of this trope and this kink or whatever and then its done, and i dont have to exhaust myself going back to tropes or kinks or storylines ive already done.

i think reading made me a better writer. expanding my vocabulary through the words of others was a biggie; seeing something be described in a certain way in someones story had me thinking of out-of-the-box ways to describe another thing (that doesn’t make much sense but lets pretend it does😭). i have many, many doubts about my work, like constantly, but i usually just suck it up. i sound like an attention whore but seeing the reposts & comments & tags on my other work reminds me people like what i’ve written before and certain people will enjoy what ive written now, so i should just finish my work for them. i also take like 100 years rereading my stuff until i think its good enough lmao,,,

ive kinda watched his whole roster of films (atleast ones i could actually find on the internet and not gone missing as a lost piece of media lmao) and i could probably write for any cillian character given i had a good idea and proper motivation. writing for certain characters is definitely harder for me to do though, so its likely i wont write for them/will take a long time to do so. an example is lenny miller— anna was such an insufferable movie to me, and lenny’s screentime wasn’t long at all, atleast not long enough for me to properly grasp his character. he just felt like a horny hardass fbi goof the whole time i could not take his 5’7 ass seriously😭cillian is smexy as hell in anna tho, so we’ll see😈another would probably be robert capa from sunshine,,, hes beautiful and deliciously musty in that but the whole spaceship setting kinda freaks me out (considering i know 0 zilch nada about space, spaceships, or anything of the sort, so it’d definitely be inaccurate). an au with him id definitely do, though! (with that hair of his my mind is already forming a 90s band au, guitarist!capa x singer!reader story…)

again thank u so much for these questions!! i feel like i rarely get to chat to u guys so this was well appreciated😄🫶thank you so much for reading, for sending these questions in, and for being an overall sweetheart, anon!

[thatgirlfromthering]

here is a bunch of useless stuff abt prsk but i have no friends so im just saying it for everyone to hear. my opinions only dont take this seriously

nc @ 25

mafuyu: my favorite in the whole game. its odd considering that i used to absolutely hate her. i hated her for the same reason that most ppl hate her. i thought that everyone was overreacting to her problems but then i realized i was projecting my own insecurities onto that so i started to love her. ill pull her mothers hair out in clumps

kanade: my second favorite in the whole games. i just relate to mafuyu more. her hair is nice. we both hate going outside ♡︎ idk how shes paying the bills but either way i feel bad for her she lost so many ppl she loves & shes trying to protect someone she loves & i want a friend like her but i dont think itd be healthy but do i care? not really. i love kanade i wanna give her a comfy blanket to sleep with.

mizuki: this was very hard to do cause i couldnt decide to put them or kanade in the number 2 spot. ig i just have the smallest bit of more bias towards kanade. anyway their such a good friend big w for telling your bestie to run away (/serious) ily queen teehee were both transfem she/theys who hated life also their singing voice is the best out of all the characters

ena: ok i wanna like her more than i do but i just hate the way she treats mafuyu its like she thinks mafuyus a burden for not having conventional feelings a lot of ppl ik irl are like this so i dont care for ena that much but she obv has her moments of clarity ig but shes better than shiho (not sorry) also she abuses akito idc what ppl say

vbs

toya: hes autistic idk what to tell you chief i think the tenmas should adopt him his & tsukasas friendship is nice i like how tsukasas like an older brother to him. toya has my favorite voice of vbs i love how wholesome he is autism be damned by boys got daddy issues ill kick his dad in the teeth he & mafumom can fall into a volcano ♡︎

akito: i feel bad for the way ena treats him but i do wish he wasnt an ass sometimes but hes gotten better & actually has depth so i like him lots cause his voice is really good also his event stories are good i wish he had more event stories that were centered around him

an: 100% she ahouldve been the vbs leader my theory is that she looks too much like ichika ig & thats why. theres probably some reason that im unaware of. i like her event stories a lot shes a good character i like her determination also caucasian destination boy was her canon event not her discovering nagi is dead

kohane: shes cute & all & her singing voice is good. but she just feels like a copy & paste of minori, vice versa. her determination is cute & all but she just feels like super basic her outfit is cute tho ig.

wxs

nene: shes rlly cute her & emus friendship is one of my favorite dynamics we both love video games her whole mermaid thing is really nice i love mermaids sm also her songs are rlly cute her & lukas voices go well together shes also autistic just saying

rui: the other characters have queer aspects abt them but this guy was just queer all around i mean jfc anyway he said :3 i love his face he probably has my favorite face of the characters he has the best singing voice of wxs imo his event stories are cool too. hes autistic

emu: you ever meet someone so cheerful its almost intimidating? anyway shes adorable & deserves the world i like her lots i think shed give good hugs even tho i hate being touched id like to hug her at least once her event songs are good but im not a huge fan of once upon a dream

tsukasa: mr showtime is fire. he & emu would be in the same spot but i like emus singing voice better so 🤷‍♀️ he & mafuyu probably are systems (shoutout to hearth4days) my guy has glass child syndrome his parents are lowkey neglectful i love his big brother thing hes got going on i wish he was my big brother. his laugh is loud but nice

mmj

shizuku: so gorgeous no notes shes so sweet & cute & i love her voice & i want her to be my big sister & i love her singing voice the cards for the my color event are so lovely i want that costume for her so badly shes muah muah muah my love

haruka: we both have eds lol im not a huge fan of her singing voice but i like her hair when my hair grows out a little more i wanna style it like that i like her regular voice a lot

airi: lets go lesbians her & shizukus romeo & cinderella song was sooo good also her event songs are sooo good (momoiro key & icedrop ♡︎)

minori: her determination is cute & her design is cute but her personality is eh she & kohane are just copy & pastes of each other their both new at performing and have this main character determination & are obsessed with girls with blue hair (an & harkua)

l/n

honami: we both like drums. she probably has my second favorite face of all the characters. i also think she gives good hugs shes so nurturing and sweet i think her hair is very soft & smells good

saki: shes rlly cute i love her hair i wanna do my hair like that when it gets long we both are chronically ill & feel like a burden to the ppl around us lol her cards are really cute i also think her hair is soft

ichika: eh shes lame her singing voice is pretty good but other than that there doesnt seem to be too much thats interesting abt her

shiho: 🍅🍅🍅

[multishippers-things]

The fact people out there like me have Billy Hargrove as their fav st character. The reasons every Billy anti thinks we like him is because we're racist, abusive and homophobic. But its not that at all.

I love Billy as a character sm it comforts me. People like him because he's one of the most realistic characters on the show. Not a kid that has powers. So many people are going through what he went through not including all the mind flayer stuff.

He's my favorite because I see alot of similarities between us and i bet so many other teenagers are going through it as im typing this.

He's got mommy and daddy issues. Anxiety. He puts on a charm like its a face he puts on everytime he goes out like its routine. He doesnt have any real friends in his major popular circle. He's so realistic and this is set in the 80's.

We are in 2022 nearing 2023 and people just dont get it? We dont like characters for their actions all the time. We also like them for who they all and the potential they had.

If u stuck with me this far u probably think im rambling with i probably am. But I dont want to get hate for liking a character I can realate to.

[neuvistar]

LOTUS FLOWER. part 2 (fluff + neuvillette version)

— featuring ┊neuvillette x f!reader

— warnings / content warnings ┊fluff ver! these sweethearts as fathers AAA, established relationships (u guys r married!!) genshin papas on the brain rn guys ! !

— a/n ┊omg stop i didn’t post this the day after lotus flower pt 2 but it’s okay! uhmm.. anyways! here’s part two of this guys ! ! it’s literally like a copy of my hsr fic (hsr men as fathers) but whatevs!! i’m planning 2 do the other five as well n maybe more genshin men before october ends bc i am SOOOO late it’s not even funny guys.. reblogs VERY much appreciated !

#𝟏 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐃, 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄

— NEUVILLETTE is an outstanding father, let’s make that very clear! he’s like that typa father that’s a little protective but also let’s his kids run off with the wind ! he loves seeing them run free whenever he takes care of them, there’s just something about his children’s happiness that makes him happy too. neuvillette is a sweetheart yes we all know that, but i’m sure there are times where he can be protective of his little dragonlings n protect them if needed ! he worries a lot about his behaviour n wonders if he’s too overbearing, or too carefree with his kids, please let him know that he’s doing just fine !

— NEUVILLETTE in my opinion would have about 2-3 (damn) little dragonlings! (or more.. maybe..) two boys n maybe a little daughter! he would love all his babies from the moon and back ! he ADORES them, and i mean ADOREEESSS them !! when you first gave birth to your first child, he probably started crying tears of joy because of how happy he is bringing a new life onto this world, he adores his babies sm trust me

— NEUVILLETTE would probably ask some melusines to babysit and help with his kids! just imagine, neuvillette working in his office while his babies run around alongside a melusine! ITS SO CUTE ! he thinks it’s absolutely adorable how close of a relationship his dragonlings have with them, it’s just so so cute !

— NEUVILLETTE is an outstanding father n all, but i feel like he would want 2 be a lil more extra ! because of the fact his hair might’ve been tied by the melusines, i feel like he would shyly ask the melusines for advice on how to tie hair or style it in general, he would work SO hard to perfect it ! everyday your little princess would always have her hair done by her papa, who spent many many minutes trying his best to perfect her hair !

“did daddy do your hair again?”

“mhm! papa always does my hair ! i like it when he does it, i really like the clips! <3” (SO CUTE)

— NEUVILLETTE would also be thrilled when his kids inherit his little horns and dragon features, i can only imagine him sitting down with them and telling them all about the past, and how they should love themselves and their unique features. despite that, he lets them know that they will be loved no matter their indifferences from everyone else. because of his deep longing of learning more about his existence and his belonging to fontaine, neuvillette is a man of his words.. he’s willing to teach his kids these sorts of things, he wouldn’t want them to undergo such stressful things at such young ages, he loves his babies and he WILL make sure they know he and their mama loves them very much !

“i— hng.. princess! you need to take a bath!” neuvillette’s face twists with worry as his kids run around the house, their tails and horns they inherited from him swishing and moving around as smooth as the sea, the waves and waves of laughter filling his ears. “come now, your mother will be upset if she sees you all walking around like this..!” the chief justice scratched the back of his neck, running after his dragonlings with a small towel in his hands. ah, this has always been a common issue. neuvillette was worried about his kids slipping and hurting themselves more than anything else in the world

thanking the archons above, neuvillette wrapped his strong arms around his dragonlings and scooped them up.. sighing in relief. “alright alright.. you little dragons are giving papa such a hard time.. bonté.“ the larger male chuckled, drying his babies with the towel with a sense of relief, his lips curved into a soft smile. “now, will you promise papa not to run around like that again?” his voice was gentle, like he was trying not to make it seem like he was scolding them.

“uh-huh! we promise!”

“mm.. i don’t believe you.” neuvillette coos, kissing the temple of their foreheads with a light stroke to their hair. “come now, let’s go make some food for your mother while we wait.. your mom must be exhausted after she comes back, right?”

“mhm!”

[bunniesnuggie]

I’m probably gonna ask again but I love your Cg!Eddie sm (you can ignore this if you want tho! :)) I can’t stop imagining Eddie having a little who goes nonverbal (cause sometimes I like to do that when I’m small) and it’s bedtime so he brushes their teeth for them after giving them a bath and putting on comfy pjs and he like cradles them in bed while they suck on his finger cause they cousins find their paci :,) honestly this is just something I’d want to do with him- 😭💔

i’d never ignore you my angel 🥺 also sorry this took so long, i was supposed to keep it short🧍🏻‍♀️ i’m not good at that

~ Bedtime Bear ~

cg!eddie munson x nonverbal (gn)little!reader

summary: bedtime with dada eddie and very small, very snuggly baby.

not proofed

*have i used this one yet? :3*

“angel its 7:30, time for bubbles!”

your daddy said as he lifted you off the floor by your armpits, securing your legs around his waist. you simply hummed as he walked you into the small bathroom. he set you down on the closed toilet, being sure he placed a towel down beforehand. he turned on the tap and dipped his fingers underneath the running water, waiting till it was the perfect temperatures before plugging the tub,

“alright peanut, you want vanilla cupcake, bubblegum, strawberry, orrr lavender bubbles for tonight’s aquatic voyage,” he asked while digging through you bathroom basket holding your bath toys and things. when you didn’t answer him he looked up to you, seeing you staring at your wiggling toes, giggling at them. he smiled to himself, already knowing. he pulled you down onto the mat on the floor so you wouldn’t fall and cupped your cheeks in his large hands,

“my sweet little baby, feeling extra tiny right now hmm?” he cooed at you. he then poured in your lavender bubbles, knowing you have a hard time sleeping when so small. he threw in all the toys that would be ok if you put them in you mouth and grabbed the tear free soaps from the shower caddy.

“okay lovie, let me get you undressed. lay down please?”

you were just in a onesie and fluffy socks, your favorite at home little outfit. he helped you lay back on the fuzzy bath mat and unsnapped the buttons of your onesie,

“arms up cutie pie,”

you lifted them above your head and let him pull it off, as well as your underwear. he then pulled off your socks, pinching your little toes when they pop out, making you giggle at him. when he picked you up you rewrapped yourself around him and started playing with his hair, babbling slightly. he set you in the warm, bubbly water. you immediately picked up your rubber ducky and put its head in your mouth. eddie smiled, knew it.

of course he gave you a shampoo mohawk while singing a black flag song not very well, calling you his little rocker. during rinse time he made sure to not get the water on your face, knowing it’s a sensory issue for you. while he washed your body with your little loofa he told a story of a little fish who lived in rain puddle, trying to distract you from your least favorite part. he picked you up, not caring about his clothes getting wet and then wraps you in your little duck towel. squeezing you when your little teeth chatter,

“hold on angel, dada will warm you up,” he ran with you to his bedroom and jumped on the bed with you landing on top of him, bouncing a bit, making you shriek and giggle. after drying your skin, he lays you out on your little blankie and hands you a teether to chew on. he quickly powders your little tush and puts on your pull-up, knowing you are prone to accidents at night, especially so small. then he grabs your nighttime baby lotion and has you hold the bottle while he applies it to your skin. being sure to get your elbows and knees really well. he tickles you feet while doing your toes then puts a difference pair of fuzzy socks on (secret to baby soft feet). then he holds up two onesies, one long sleeve with long legs one and one short sleeve with no legs,

“which one my little peanut?”

you point to the long sleeve, he smiles and dramatically throws the other back into the drawer. he puts you head through being careful to pull your hair, and snaps the bottom for you.

“nice warm snuggle bug,

he picks you up and bring you back to the bathroom. he set you on the counter between his legs so you stay still and pulled out your detangler and hair brush, as well as your small toothbrush and bubblegum tooth paste,

“ok little pumpkin, teeth or hair first?”

you simply giggled and put the tooth brush in you mouth, chewing on on it. “teeth it is,” he chuckled. he pulled the brush back from you, softly hushing your whine and put a small dollop on the brush head.

“ok sweetheart open wide, like a crocodile, like dada showed you,” he told you while holding your jaw in one hand and pastel tooth brush in the other. you did as he said and he started immediately, knowing you hate it. “good job honey, now can you give me you sharky smile?” you flashed a grin to him, “good baby, just like that” he quickly scrubbed the front and sides of your teeth, telling you when to spit. you leaned over the sink and just let your tongue loll out, he scrunched up his nose and wiped the toothpaste from your chin. he then grabbed the spray and covered your eyes with his big hand,

“ok muffin, close your pretty little eyes, don’t wanna make ‘em all stingy,”

he sprays and quickly combs through you wet hair, pulling it into loose pigtails at your nape. he kisses your head and goes to set you on the floor. to which you whine and pout, kicking up your feet before they can touch the ground. he just laughs out an “ok ok sorry” and let’s you koala cling to his chest. he takes you with him to the kitchen to make you nightly bottle. letting you help add the ingredients, pretending not to see you sneak extra sugar. he adds the lid and shakes it up before popping it into the microwave. while waiting, he slightly swayed the both of you as you played with the ends of his hair again.

he pulled the bottle out of the microwave before taking a quick sip to check the temperature. perfect. he brought you both back into his room, turning on the nightlight on the way. he set you under the covers, being sure to give you your blankey and stuffie. he quickly got in his pjs, having had taken his shower that morning. before he got tucked in with you, he made sure that your paci was within reach, knowing you’ll want it after you bottle.

“c’mere angel, dada wants cuddles!”

he opened his arms, which you happily climbed into, settling you head in the junction of his neck and fisting his soft band tee. he slipped the nipple into your mouth and you immediately started suckling the sweet milk, your sleepy eyes fluttering. he took a second to admire you before you little brows were furrowing and you were poking him with your eyes closed,

“sorry baby! i know i know. ok let’s see hmmmm… ahh i know. once upon a time, long ago, in not so far place there lived a sweet little pink bunny and rad fire breathing red dragon!!!”

midway through you wrapped you little fingers around his ringlets again, making him smile. his story went on till he felt you slump against him and heard the empty sounds of your bottle. he gently took it from you, slipping your paci in before you could fuss. kissing your nose and cheeks,

“i love you so so much.”

he laid down and snuggled around you more. falling into a deep sleep filled with happy dreams of you.

a/n : i’m gonna take a tiny break from requests because i’m getting a little stressy 😅 but i have some headcanons i wanna wrote so dw, i’ll still be posting :)

i was really excited about the plot but i feel like this is really bad i’m sorry :( it’s all lowercase too and that’s blahhhh

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[dangergays]

all of my redacted ocs!!!! probably!!!!!!! i have a lot!!!!!!!!!! there might be a part two!!!!!!!!!!!!! @batz-zzz pspspsppsps i am feeding u oc lore

in this post i have max, kaden, jack, lachlan, emerson, ajax, percy, nixie, and briar

listener ocs:

max acheson (darlin', tanker)

werewolf (shaw pack)

gay trans man (he/him)

literally daddy issues incarnate. he's really fucked up

self preservation??? idk her

gabe taught him how to play guitar when he was little but he doesnt play anymore bc it reminds him too much of gabe and it makes him sad :'(

kaden elliott (freelancer)

freelancer ofc

another gay trans man (he/him)

in a polycule with huxley, damien and lasko! they'll sometimes... mess around... with gavin but he's more of a friend with benefits

embodiment of all things sweet and pure hes just wonderful i love him sm

hes a singer/songwriter!! he plays guitar and piano and writes mostly alternative/folk punk music inspired by bands like the front bottoms and the mountain goats

works at a daycare and is vv good with kids!! damien went to pick him up from work one time and saw him surrounded by these tiny humans and his heart melted it was so sweet to watch him

he's autistic and has rlly big sensory problems, made much worse after. yknow. kody

lots of internalized ableism bc of kody and his parents and actually most of his friends growing up (they weren't really his friends but he didnt realize at the time)

he just. he needs affection. pls cuddle him and kiss him he deserves it

hes kinda fucked up ngl. like mentally

other ocs:

jackson mackay

werewolf (shaw pack)

also a gay trans man (he/him)

pretty punk boy play drums make gay heart go brrrrrrr i love him

drummer for the band patchwork!!

he's also autistic with bad sensory problems (especially loud noises) so he has to wear like a bunch of shit on his ears so he doesnt have a meltdown in the middle of a concert

once he actually did have a meltdown during a concert and it was a horrible experience

loves horror movies and the addams family

emerson and briars boyfren <3333

laoise mackay

werewolf (shaw pack)

pansexual demigirl (she/they)

half sister to jack!!! shes around 18/19 and lives on the d.a.m.n. campus with her girlfriend

bassist for patchwork

nixies girlfren <3333

emerson shaw

electro energetic (also shaw pack tho)

another gay trans man im so original (he/him)

david shaw's beloved adopted son with a lot of anxiety

lead singer of patchwork

jack and briars boyfren <3333

ajax monroe

earth elemental, 2nd year at D.A.M.N.

hey guess what its another gay trans man lol (he/him)

besties with nixie and lachlan

very into cottagecore and light academia

stereotypical plant dad with adhd

percys boyfren <3333

percival (percy) antonis

fire elemental, 2nd year at D.A.M.N.

gay transmasc/demiboy (he/they)

stoic anger issues ™

ajaxs boyfren <3333

him and ajax are a classic dynamic of brooding dark emo x sunshine incarnate

also the typical "i hate everyone except you"

nixie oakes

freelancer, 3rd year at D.A.M.N.

lesbian transfem/demigirl (she/they)

literally like. just a goddess

not like literally a goddess but she's just really good at everything she does

plays guitar and occasionally sings, also writes music

lead guitarist/songwriter for patchwork

insanely talented with all things aesthetic??? like she almost went to a cosmetology school so she could become like a professional makeup artist but eventually decided on D.A.M.N. instead

even though she didn't end up going to school for it she's really good at hair and makeup

laoises girlfren <3333

briar callahan

stealth

gay trans man (he/him)

jack and emersons boyfren <3333

love love loves books and everything to do with reading/writing!!! he works at a library!!!

he even makes his own books. like he makes paper recycled from newspapers n stuff and he will literally bind them into his own books

makes books for his bfs all the time!!! he makes sketchbooks for emerson and songbooks for jack and they both love it sm

literally has written like 3 books before even turning 18. they're all fantasy gay romance novels <3

has some pretty severe adhd tbh. lots of forgetfulness, mood swings, hyperfixations, etc.

the absolute biggest fan of his bfs he loves them sm and supports absolutely everything they do always

literally almost never misses any of their shows

he missed a show one time bc he had to work and literally cried about for like. thirty minutes

has common sense but actively chooses to ignore it bc he has no impulse control and his bfs dont either so they end up doing lots of stupid shit together

[yozzers]

my opinions on venom #1 because I don’t have any comic friends to rlly discuss this with lol sorry fr inflicting my tumblr followers w this idk how to process all that

this is like a messy mix of a reread with just my thoughts slapped on and some opinions too idk

ok so i could honestly give less of a shit abt eddie rn idk hes not my silly little guy anymore so I just care less abt him i’m actually just waiting fr elwing to kill him off for real bcs he feels soooo soulless these days. like yes some eddie traits are still there but its not the same, so hoo keep that in mind when i talk abt this, anyway

i swear sleeper is the only reason im slugging through recent venom comics, its like (abyssmal emoji face) “venom sucks sm” --> “ :) omg sleeper!”

im going to also assume #1 takes place before extreme carnage since Sleeper is still around and in their cat form. I’m still wondering if Sleeper is going to be treated as the brock family pet or if theyve been restored to a brock family member again i cant really tell... ig ill maybe maybe not find out in the coming issues if RAM V’s apparently plans fr Sleeper are true

also i ... i like that sleeper just indulges sm in being a cat like i KNOW for a fact you arent even like a cat under there thats just a whole symbiote shaped into a cat they say shit like meow mrow bcs they want to

edit: ok i just skimmed through the 2018 run trying to find something else but found this instead... if ewing/ramv are only going by cate’s run then...ig they wont be restored to brock family member status... augeugh but whyyy im understanding why ppl were bemoaning abt dylan’s role as the “blood son” sevrely downplaying eddie’s role as a parent to sleeper im going to take this as “lol no genetically im not related to eddie like YOU are but--” kind of thing for now. im sooo upset realizing sleeper has jus stopped referring to eddie as father :( 

and its funny because it does happen out of the blue, and eddie doesnt even get the chance to really tell his loved ones goodbye or i love you before he just gets blown up

(im glad eddie’s still a little pathetic here... cmon man so much for “trying to convince the universe symbiotes arent to be feared anymore”)

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY FOR NO REASON. DAD SIGHTING, SETPEMBER, 2 AM, HOME.

1) ignore the first panel i just want u guys to know the general time thing eddies been gone fr dylan

2) sorry the way this tells us the symbiote sometimes fucks off whenever eddie goes back to space is so. the dynamic is giving very “divorce kid and their dad’s gf they dont rlly want to have a connection w and maybe even dislike” vibes

3) dylan being the technical 8th kid after sleeper... like lets just say sleeper is the “first child” in this situation bcs thats the only kid where eddie and symby finally stepped up to becoming actual parents to one of their kids and they were “overbearing as hell”, and now theyre just free-balling with the youngest child (dylan) now. it’s kind of funny if it weren’t for the fact sleeper isnt being treated like symby AND eddie’s kid anymore.

i hope sleeper talks abt their exp being raised by eddie and symby at some point i think itd be a funny contrast to give dylan a look at how eddie (and symby) did their parenting before dylan came into the picture. Like “i was kept in a fish tank and smothered with attention” , *dylan vc* “how does it feel, living MY dream (sans the fishtank part)” i also hope now that dylan will interact w the lifo symbiotes w the knowledge hes eddie’s son, that theres a werid family feud situation. lets gooo daddy issues lets goooo. think of it like this sleeper> dylan > lifo and carnage

4) IT KIND OF IMPLIES THE SYMBIOTE HASNT BEEN SEEN IN DAYS? PROBABLY? WHY DOES IT JUST UP AND LEAVE THOUGHHHH also sleeper is a little too passive in this situation fr me its never mentioned if sleeper is also disconnected from the hive so I assume theyre still sort of connected w eddie?? whyd they not realize that wasnt really eddie... huhhhh

WHY WAS SLEEPER OF ALL PPL SURPRISED ABT SEEING VENOM UD THINK THEYD BE ABLE TO SENSE THEIR PARENT BEING NEARBY AND EVERYTHING? LIKE AT FIRST I ASSUMED “OH SLEEPER IS AWARE VENOM IS BEING WEIRD AND STALKING THEM FRM A DISTANCE” NAURRR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW??? this is so...

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final thoughts ig, i just didnt really feel much. its only issue 1 so i wasnt expecting to get blown away but it just sort of left me scratching my head. its just sort of jarring where i just finished rereading stuff like web of venom: good sons and then the costa run + first host, and im going into this issue... like i think the parenting stuff is rlly the only thing sticking in my head atm. ill probably reread frm the start when we get to issue #4 which is what im mostly anticipating (bcs im expecting to see flash, andi and or bren cameo). 

we dont get to see much on dylan and symby’s dynamic which sucks, bcs thats what i was mostly lookin gout fr in this issue. we do get some more sleeper and dylan interactions which im always happy fr tho! its... a little underwhelming though, actually super underwhelming. sleeper kind of just follows dylan around and its, fine i guess? but i just expected more quips or interjections frm sleeper.

im honestly more interested in dylan’s side of the story which surprised me like i really have 0 care left fr eddie now. which sucks bcs he endeared me sm as a character, but at least currently, he’s sort of just a husk. 

anyway my theory on the whole “dylan and symby not getting along” that keeps being teased im sure itll just be dylan’s rage “infecting” the symbiote all over again or bcs dylan decided to bond with it despite eddie’s warnings its going to go thru that thing the ringo symbiote which is just. unfortunate. im so tired.

anyway!

all of the venom symbio’s shadowed appearances bcs they look so silly:

[seijorhi]

asks :)

hhhh y’all got me cryin over here over your The Final Girl responses 😭 💕

holy shit so i. so i have notifs on and i usually save them all for night so i can go through them and have all my fics to read at night, right? everytime you post i drop whatever i’m doing and immediately start reading and you NEVER disappoint. that slasher fic is AMAZING. your writing style is so suspenseful and it really gets you into what you’re reading and i’m always so excited with your work. amazing job as always !!

sdfgyhgfghjk it was my first time trying to write like proper horror and i was so scared that it was just gonna fall flat or just not be that tense?? so thank you!! i’m really glad you liked it :)

RHI BBY!! PHENOMENAL work as always. the chase? the build up? the faint sense of hope the reader feels for a successful escape only for her to be quite literally shoved back into the devil’s grasp (also the fact that she’s going to give birth to a killer’s child bdishsjsh its a hopeless situation really), and let’s not get started on that closing line. my GOD i got absolute chills. this genre was literally MADE for you holy shit, thank you for sharing your talent ❤️🐦

🥺 bby I’ve missed you!! i spent a long time debating about whether i’d add the pregnancy thing or not, but i’m so glad i did, because it just adds to the awfulness of it all i think, and the reader’s desperation. but thank you sm!! i’ve decided that writing violent psychopaths with soft spots for their darlings is now my fave thing haha

OH MY GOD THE FINAL GIRL IS INCREDIBLE RHI!! I have to ask, did they stumble upon her at the campsite by chance? or was it their goal from the beginning to get her, her poor friends just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time (i think the latter was implied but just wondering!!) also, who’s the baby daddy 👀👀

oh, they definitely knew that the reader and her friends were camping in their hunting grounds, and probably spent a day or so just watching from a distance, waiting - that’s how they knew that the reader was hiding after they’d killed the others. it just so happened to be bad luck that the reader made an distinct impression on the three in that time, and kind of sealed her own fate without even realising it.

as far as the baby daddy goes - i haven’t decided. it’s a one in three chance i suppose, pick your favourite it’s not like it really matters, they’re just gonna keep breeding you until you give ‘em each what they want 👀

hi!! i think the pregnancy aspect of your story is super fascinating bc it’s sort of a double edged sword. on one end, the pregnancy ties her to them, but on the other, the reader could use it to her advantage. threaten to kill or hurt the baby inside of her if they try to do something, maybe that’s why she was protective over it. not that they won’t just a fuck another one into her

this!! very much this!! the reader’s actually kinda torn over the baby - on the one hand she knows it’s innocent, it didn’t ask to be born and for better or worse it is her child - but it’s also theirs, and she’s terrified of what they’ll do - and you’re right, even if she lost/got rid of that one, they have absolutely no issues in knocking her up again, regardless of what she wants

will they be nice to the baby once they’re born 😰

define ‘nice’👀

haha, i’m kidding. they’re not gonna outright hurt it, they kinda have the whole ‘family’ fantasy thing going on, with the reader being barefoot and pregnant, keeping them happy and sated, and when the kids are old enough they’ll get to out hunting with their dads and it’ll be a real fucked up family bonding.

I was thinking abt yandere pairs in Haikyuu and I know there are the more canon-ish pairs like Bokuaka or Iwaoi but I was wondering what your opinion would be on Osamu & Suna sharing a darling?

ooh - I could definitely get behind a Suna/Osamu x reader pairing! 

Omg I loved the slasher fic it was absolutely amazing! Like I’ve read it 3 times already lol. The fear and anticipation and the utter craziness are phenomenal. Question! Akaashi says abt Bo and Kuroo not minding if they get started w/o them. Does this mean they planned from the beginning to abduct the reader? before they killed everyone else? Or did Akaashi just decide? Like how long they knew about the reader before things went down, and if the friends would’ve been spared if she wasn’t there?

so i kinda touched on it above, but they were watching the reader and her friends for a few days and the plan was always (or at least after she caught their attention in all the wrong ways) to leave her alive while killing the others. her friends were always going to die - that much was set in stone the moment they decided to make camp in the woods. but ahhh thank you so much!! you’re very sweet, bby!

RHI! Final Girl? Amazing. Exquisite. 10000/10 👌😫 I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! There’s something about the way you write that just makes me feel the story, ya’ know? God, feral killer Bokuto and teasing, merciless Kuroo were TERRIFYING but cold, calculated Akaashi made my heart level elevate 😰 (all in a very good way I assure you) But can I ask if the trio had been planning that for awhile? Did they see you somewhere and develop a crush? (How did Kuroo and Bokuto react when they came back and saw Akaashi and reader “getting started” without them? 🥵) Thanks for making my Halloween! 🧡

💕💕💕 thank you!!! you guys are being so nice about this fic!!

but it’s kind of funny, because akaashi definitely knew that kuroo and bokuto would both be pissed off to come back and see him and the reader having ‘fun’ without them, but they’re not there to stop him and akaashi low key enjoys winding them up. plus, he wants to be the first to taste her, and he knows bo and kuroo are both selfish and possessive, so he’ll take any opportunity/head start he can get haha. 

RHIIII OML ASDFGHJKL I THINK I MIGHT DIE. That was insanely beautiful! Terrifying but beautiful. *incoherent screaming* YOU'RE DOING GREAAAAT!! YOU'RE ONE AMAZING PERSON!! HERE TAKE ALL MY LOVEEE 💕💕💕💕💕

SDFGHJKHGHJK BBY THANK YOUUUUUU!! you’re gonna make me melt if y’all keep being so damn sweet 😭 ily!!

BRO IN FINAL GIRL WHEN YOU PUT THAT PLOT TWIST I WAS SHAKING ITS SO GOOD

i am a huge sucker for plot twists, i’m glad you liked this one haha

Hi Rhi, just dropping by. Hope you're doing great 😊 Ilysm and take care of yourself 💕💕💕

ily2 bby!! i hope you’re having a good day!

Lol I am shamelessly obsessed with your blog. I saw someone send you an ask saying to not feel self conscious about your smut writing and I agree!! Your stories, no matter how soon the smut starts, are absolutely incredible without the smut carrying it like some other writers on tumblr. However when you do add the actual smut it never disappoints. It’s literally like grade A stuff ya know lol. I feel like I’m reading a mini novel when I read your writing and I love it.

💕 PLS COME GET UR KISSES ANON!! no but seriously thank you, smut is always one of the areas i feel most self conscious about writing and i’m nervous to post it when i do write it, but i’m glad you guys like it (and want more?? maybe??) 💕

[mrskurono]

what !!!! omnipotent being !!! i mean thank you sm ily2 you’re so sweet and i love ur writing too 🥺 but i don’t deserve such high praise it’s just my horny ass thoughts finally seeing the light of day 😭 but like honestly it’s only because u were so open to my ideas 🥺 like i’ve tried sending thirsts to other blogs but it never rlly turned out well, usually them saying they didn’t vibe or simply not answering (which could mean it never reached them at all !!), and‼️ i don’t blame them for at all ‼️ it’s completely ok to not vibe with an ask or ignore it it’s ur blog after all, but i’d be lying if i say that it didn’t make my confidence in sending thirsts go 📉📉📉. the last thing i want is to make other people uncomfortable :(. so like lowkey u were my last shot and if it was badly received again, i was just gonna give up on sending thirsts completely lol ✌🏼😗✨

basically just wanted to say that i rlly appreciate you liking my thoughts 🥺

- 🪢🥸 sorry this got long and rambly and kinda em*tional omg 🤢🤢 now back to our regularly 😎 scheduled 😜 fun jokes 🤪 and horny hour 🥵

YOUR THIRSTS ARE THE EXACT THING I NEEDED TO ACTUALLY WANT TO WRITE AGAIN OK LIKE- HOLD ON IM ALREADY PMS EMOTIONAL HERE LET ME JUST FULL ON HAVE AN (1) EMOTION OK-

Wait ima put it under read more sorry I went off .-.

My other writing blog was fun when it started. I mostly wrote for anyone (jjk) people sent in. So y'know 99% Gojo, Nanami, Toji and Sukuna (this was even before Geto got popular so it was hardcore those four and that's it) and the 1% I spent writing about Mahito and the other curses. Which is where my dark content side really started bc I loved writing that/felt inspired. Where the other shit felt like a job.

But I hated writing for the popular characters. It was the same thing. Every. Single. Ask. Fucking I'd have 12 asks "Sukuna with a short s/o that he loves uwu" I fucking hated it. I hate ooc crap and mischaracterizations just so it can fit what someone wants (crack content is a thing, pls do enjoy it, I just personally don't enjoy it) And finally I took a 2 week break after a Kinkmas event and boom. I didn't want to write anymore. I just didn't want to keep doing it.

Which was shit bc this is my only hobby now due to covid + having a baby. So writing for me is my only outlet. I can't go out and even do normal "first time mom" things bc of the raging anxiety of getting my son, or my wife or my elderly grandma sick. So I've basically been stuck at home an entire year (it'll be an entire year around March 15th ish bc that's when we went into lockdown) and writing was the only hobby I could continue bc the rest involved, y'know, outside world things. So when I didn't want to write anymore honestly I felt like shit (I almost was tired of jjk too, I loved the show but running a blog for it made me hate it bc of the fans)

Well then i branched out to hq bc it's a definite comfort show to me and one of my favorites so I thought adding it would help inspire me to write again. Truthfully I expect this blog to flop bc I've seen almost no femdom content on tumblr. Like- I've seen more anti femdom content from blogs than I've seen femdom blogs. So naturally I expected this to never go anywhere and I'd probably end up deleting it anyways.

But then you came along (and a few others from my old blog + newbies) and you guys have made this so much fun for me. And made me feel so validated by what I find sexually comfortable. I don't like to be sub. It makes me uncomfortable and it makes me not want to have sex. So the quantity of "cute little sub reader calling so and so daddy while he makes her cry" eww. Just. No. Eww. That's triggering you dumb fucks. I'm not small. I'm not submissive and I'm not a play thing. So I don't want to read it. And the amount of daddy issue having idiots who want to be beaten like white trash but turn their nose up at femdom bc its "gross" just drives me bat shit.

Your thirsts are amazing. Your content you send me makes my day I legit check for them when my son gets up to eat at night. They're the kinda things I wanna do bc to me thats arousing. The dynamics in femdom sub/dom are just so much different than the other shit and people just don't get it. The female is in control but with it there's so much unspoken consent always being checked and there's a side of caring that always is present unlike with the other shit I read. People ask why I like it and really all i can think to say is femdom tends to nurture a more caring dynamic between the two. You treat your sub well and the sub loves the dom. The two coexist to still take care of each other even if it's someone tied up and pegging them until they're drooling. Femdom makes consent and caring its main pillar that stems a good dom/sub dynamic. The shit people are out there doing right now with "Atsumu fucking you even if it hurts but you suck it up" or "Sakusa hits you all the time but its fine" jfc I get writing trauma but EVERYTHING is that. I don't know if yall need to collectively get off the internet and go to counseling or what. But daddy kink is not a personality trait and no everyone is into it.

Anyways shit sorry for the rant. The fact people hate your thirsts drive me crazy bc it's the same bias shit for writing femdom bc everyone is a God damn weak wristed pillow princess with daddy issues as their only personality trait and haven't ever had sex just fucked a poster of saskue or whatever the emo dude is off naruto. Just know I love your thirsts and everything you send me. None of it makes me uncomfortable bc it's the exact delicious stuff that I love. Minus mad passionate sex with Kageyama. I'm very vanilla with him but that's bc I'm stupid and in love. So ignore that. But babe ilysm pls always feel comfortable on this blog it's your home to be yourself I promise ♡♡♡♡

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

1-78 for both my boys <3

SOoooo manyyyyyy

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Is the dryer on? If not couch. -JM Counter. -SM

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good, always good. What can I say? Good partners. -JM Same as Jim, good, good partners. -SM

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Fictional…I keep thinking Iron man. He looks like he would be a good bottom. -JM This isn’t something I think about too much, I will admit. James Bond? Or maybe Princess Leia? Could just be me. -SM

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: School girl outfits. Blood, knives, guns, leather, lace, need I go on?. -JM Glasses, blood, knives, pain. -SM

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Parents grave? -JM Jimmm….-SM No, you did it there already. -JM Not what I meant. Umm…middle of a street. -SM

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ All I can think of is TMI…a guy passed out once, said he was fine. He wasn’t fine. -JM Wrong brother. -SM

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I’m sure something on my above list could be considered weird. Breeding? Knotting? -JM No idea, not much for kink shamming. Ohh, being kink shamed, that’s done it. -SM

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Completely bind? Rope. -JM Rope. -SM

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: See no. 4. -J&SM

10: Top or bottom? Top. -JM Top. -SM

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] We were about to rim but then his brother walked in. -SM Weirdest threesome yet. Umm, We were about to do it but then he realized he didn’t clean out. -JM

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is enough, wouldn’t say no to more. -JM Me too. -SM

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: There’s this one dildo, knotting…don’t want to talk about it. -JM Not sex related but like 50 guns. That wouldn’t look too good. -SM

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I’m not sure there are weird ones? Kitten, baby, Jimmy, daddy, king. -JM I’m not sure I have weird ones either. Tiger, knight, Basher, Jim’s called me that before. -SM

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Taste and feel. You Decide if I like or hate it. -JM Something to do with my mouth, pleasuring the other. -SM

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Oh no, piss kinks, scat kinks, suffocation. All for choking but head in pillow holding me down? I’ll pass. -JM With Jim on the piss kinks. -SM

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, it’s okay, I would prefer it to be someone else’s or someone else to take it. -JM Have, would again, don’t mind it. -SM

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If we want another child and know the other are clean, which we do. -JM Condoms don’t stop the kids but yeah. -SM

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Me. -JM Jim. -SM

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate. Always chocolate. I would like to try whipped topping. -JM Cheese. I’m trying to convince them it’s a good idea. -SM

21: How big is too big: 8-9 is normally the limit. Could go bigger but that’s a good amount with no pain. -JM 9-10 I would say, Jim’s about that. -SM

22: One sexual thing you would never do: I think after trying the ones in 16 there’s nothing left on that list, though I would never want to try them again. -JM Yeah, I wouldn’t want to do Jim’s list on 16 either. -SM

23: Biggest turn on: Didn’t we do this already? School girl, lace, leather. -JM Pain, probably. -SM

24: Three spots that drive you insane: Nipples, hair, dick. -JM Dick, obviously, thighs, scars. -SM

25: Worst possible time to get horny: Middle of a murder? Blood everywhere, happens every time. -JM Giving a presentation in Uni. -SM

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Yes, always. -JM Of course, I do. -SM

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Gang bang of people I didn’t know. -JM Probably going to regret the cheese. -SM

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Not something I’ve ever been much for but come on, more that once or twice a week is a bit much. -JM Once a day is fine, doing it more than that there might be an issue. -SM

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: Not sure I’ve ever got a compliment? Magic dick, maybe? -JM That I knew what I was doing and hit every spot. -SM

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Either of the first two. -JM If I see a landing strip, I will start laughing. Why give up when you’re so close? Finish or don’t start. -SM

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: It can be, yeah. If it’s good for the other person. -JM I know the right answer is yes but…-SM

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" Have a hole. -SM Horny on main, Sebastian. I have higher standards. Are married to us. -JM Fine, marriage and all that. -SM

33: What your favorite part of your body: I like my muscle, I’m quite strong. -SM …I got nothing. Eyes, maybe? Mouth? -JM

34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing. -JM Touching. -SM

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] > -JM = -SM

36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing to t-shirt and boxers, depending on who is there and how warm it is. -JM Nothing. -SM

37: When was the first time you masturbated: 11? -JM 10 I think. -SM

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes. -JM Yes. -SM

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, every time I get a chance. Last date night. -JM Last date night it was. -SM

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Well this is the last question again. Yes. -JM Yes, last date night. -SM

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Nooooo….All the time. -JM Often we have. -SM

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Don’t use random objects. Tooth brush once. -JM He fucked me, with a toothbrush! Ummm…Long story but a cucumber. -SM

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Work, yes. For a while, I worked at a school. Yes again. -JM Work yes, school, no. -SM

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes. -JM Yes. -SM

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? That would be lost on both of us. -JM

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Scars. -JM Lip biting and glasses. -SM

47: Most attractive celebrity? That Michael Fassbender guy is hot. -JM You mean James Bond and Princess Leia wasn’t enough? -SM

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, don’t really watch any when I can just watch two of the others. -JM Same as Jim. -SM

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Well, the one that is currently inside me exists and isn’t out. But if there was another then we wouldn’t even know of its existence yet. -JM As old as Jim’s second one. -SM

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Yes. -JM No…well, actually, yeah. Yeah, those are out there. -SM

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? We once again refer you to the dreaded number 16. -JM

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I don’t have them, I don’t have a problem with them. As far as I know no one has. -JM I have some, don’t mind them or anything. Don’t think the others have. -SM

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Don’t mind it, see 15 for why. -JM Did we mess up somewhere? This was 15 wasn’t it? Or was that receiving? -SM

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Don’t mind them. Not one to go after people covered I them but some are okay. -JM I have a couple, don’t mind them really, it’s their bodies. -SM

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Nope, nope, nope. -JM Nope, nope. -SM

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Garlic? -JM Hot peppers. -SM

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? On what now? -JM What’s Tumblr and where did the e go? -SM

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yes, we do not have time to go into the giant box full, that would be hours. -JM And don’t forget the dungeon. -SM

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? I guess, still don’t know what this is though. -JM I don’t see why not. -SM

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? I think so. -JM Yeah, I can’t think of a way that could be good, if they’re suggesting it then they aren’t happy with me. -SM

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Been the second. The first sounds better. -JM Yeah, star. -SM

62: Do you watch porn? Nope. -JM No. -SM

63: How small is too small? Don’t think there’s a thing? I mean something can be worked out. -JM Yeah, there are other things that can be done if needed. -SM

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes, more times than I care to count. -JM You’ve read through the history, take your pick. -SM

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Seb. Yes, it meant he wanted me to put his name down as the last. -JM Jim and it meant l Iove him, it’s clear to see it didn’t mean anything to him though. -SM

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? That’s all about controlling I think. I mean I have nothing to hide but I don’t want people to not have enough trust in me to need to take my phone. -JM They can but it would be a whole thing with work and getting in contact with me. -SM

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Not really. -JM Yeah. -SM

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Depends on how long it’s been and man or woman, I think. -JM I…could do it. -SM

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Yeah, probably. -JM I think so. -SM

70: Booty or Boobs? Booty. -JM Boobs. -SM

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? He is little J and that is enough of that. -JM If…what do they mean if? …his name is Basher. -SM

72: Have you ever been on an official date? No, never why would I do that? I’m married and have 3253270527 kids, yes, I’ve dated. -JM Yeah, too many probably. -SM

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) I was going to say Seb but we had an open relationship so no. -JM I did once, whole thing, I was trying to get out of the relationship. They didn’t want me to. I wasn’t happy. -SM

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Big dick? I don’t know, I’m tired. -JM In honor of Jim’s last typo Bid Bick. -SM

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No, I haven’t and won’t. -JM That’s just… no, no, wrong. -SM

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Umm terrified, they’ve been dead for 30 years. -JM I would let them finish and then burn the bed. -SM

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina What is that? -JM I don’t remember. -SM

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? …how many things can you do with one? I mean give and receive and get yourself off but with a vagina, you can receive and get yourself off so I guess those two. If someone knows three more things, let me know. -JM Yeah, sex I guess. I don’t know what else? Am I fully a girl? Or just me with a vagina instead? -SM

[sukirichi]

i finally read reckless fic after avoiding it so many times due to finals and im crying because we still have until next week before the sem ends and now all i could think about is how good this fic and how it'll occupy 3/4 of my thoughts instead of stu(dying) also how ASIAN PARENTS ARE SO MANIPULATIVE AND PRIME EXAMPLES OF GASLIGHTERS !!!

satoru keeping y/n at distance to keep her away from his toxic fam hits so close to home. couldnt really blame if he just resorted to cut his ties with her in such an asshole way possible :((( also gojo mama? knew something was off when she treated y/n OVERLY nice??? like maam that isn't enough to mask the problems in your family and the best example is your own son without having stable relationship despite the loving family façade you present. u know how my profs in psych told when guy has problem with his romantic pursuits, his mom probably never loved him 😕

and valeria rang omg i thought she was this 'yas girl power' but still manipulative as gojos. tho im sure as hell if u are exposed to the business scene and to get that successful at a young age, qualities like making people bend at their whim is like on their checklist. and THAT TWIST AT CHP 5??? GOJO MAMA WILL BE CRYING AND WANTING Y/N TO MARRY HIS SON RIGHT AWAY SHE KNEW IT

and y/n being loyal and questioning why satoru is acting like that all of the sudden just breaks my heart. imagine that she already had her walls down when she rejected the offer of valeria without her realizing it then promise breaker satoru tells that she isn't significant in his life was 💔💔💔 goodluck winning her trust again sir. also i want to know how y/n will react if she knew valeria was her mom?? will she accept her or hate her seeing that she isn't dead and will she hate her dad from hiding the truth and making her not quite suffer by making her feel a burden with his other family? oh noooo i cant help it but i dont want her to end up with satoru. no one deserves to be tied with that fam 😤😤

on that note, i wouldnt mind having a second male lead and would gladly accept if its geto. best friend turned into lover rival triangle?? yes yes second lead syndrome is real and i refuse to believe this isn't a kdrama WHICH I LOVE?? first i was getting what's wrong with secretary kim vibes now im getting the heirs and how is this only chp5 😭 my fried brain can't process this

also queen suki how have u been? pls dont forget to hydrate as we gotta keep our precious brain cells happy and unbothered 😊 take care always 💖💖

-🍳

heloo i just want to clarify that not all asian parents are toxic and i dont generally view them like that and no im not an asian-hating anon as im asian myself ohhhhhhh im so embarrassed bcos i sent that ask while high on caffeine and now it has died down i just want a sinkhole appear on the ground and swallow me 😭🤧

OH NO EGG ANON I HOPE YOU DO WELL ON YOUR FINALS AND THAT YOU TAKE STUDY BREAKS AND DON’T OVERWORK OKAY???

yeah my heart hurts for satoru, he really didn’t have much of a choice in this 😔 if he did try to help her somehow, his mother would just blacklist y/n. exactly oh wow you caught on that, like the issue was raised that if gojo is this oh so perfect guy, then how come he seems ‘alone’?

ofc he can perfectly be happy and single, but the fact he’s constantly avoiding serious relationships with others and has a very mysterious past makes you wonder just what he is hiding 🧐 and omg as a psych student, i can’t disagree with that, it’s always about the mommy/daddy issues 💀

yeah that was the thing, y/n didn’t accept valeria’s proposal because 1) her world wasn’t something she wanted to be involved in and 2) she was warming up to gojo then he did that so yikes. as for how y/n would react with the revelation she’s from money, we’ll find out in the next chapter 🧐

ugh omg PLEASE i love model photographer geto sm?! I would so love that love triangle where geto becomes the second male lead bcos second male leads are usually always better 😫 plus geto already called us pretty so uwu 👉🏻👈🏻 oh my gosh wow i actually based satoru’s office from memory in the vice chairman’s office in what’s wrong with secretary kim! i haven’t watched the heirs tho, is it any good?

YESSSS i’m going after the kdrama vibe so expect some rom-com every now and then 💕 yeah omg me realizing i’m only on ch5 and i’m like OH CRAP IT GETS WORSE 😭 and for your next ask, i understand that it was more directed to reckless so no worries!

ah well you know,,,i’m not okay rn ( •᷄ - •᷅ ) and thank you so much, please take care of yourself too!

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Queen Elizabeth II's ladies in waiting said one of her Royals has gone missing from the airport.

They looked all over for him and in the camera.

Its likley he used a drop door in the bottom of the air craft then did a ghillile crawl. So he would be in black outfit similar shape to a devil ray and he would move super slow across the pavement.

These typically flip out to be grass or woodland or desert colored.

They "threads" like the leaves or grass mound or bush typically get very dirty and so it helps it dirty up like an iron skillet keeps its darkness and dirtyness. So it looks more authentic.

They can shake off or clean. So then the outfit that they wear can be washed cause it gets dark. So it is rather nice little thing. Its got a cotton wicking of sweat fiber that is meshed with the Kevlar in the wing spans.

And so he probably quick crawled to a tunnel and by quick I mean laying down and moving 6 to 8 inches over a 10 minute span.

Some suits are designed to override a heat sensor so the wing span will heat or cool to avoid the heat sensors finding a spot that is a different temperature than the ground. It has a computer sensor to calibrate temperature from both the air and the ground. Then under this rather heavy material in their facial area which is under the wing span with mesh like eyes, is a temperature control so that a fan will blow heat or cool that the body needs to survive.

They're rare and used for specialists of the highest degree.

So then in the tunnel im told by the lady he usually just wears jeans and street clothes. And so the wings will fold up into a traditional looking back pack.

The thigh area usually has two to four different colors and styles of bags so they can be switched for incognito style. Pink. Miltary style. General black. Their choice usually. This helps disguise the butt if one has a rather juicy one. And distracts from the movement of the feet as it is a small bump and then falls flat, the wings are then sometimes placed on wheels as well so they disguise to be a hump in the dirt like a little hill. Its typical of tent stakes.

Its also nearly 100 pounds.

Anyway so.

Knowing the area as he does he may be in the desert or he may be in the tunnels very deep and not have cell service.

Our men are all very busy now and I know there is actually 6 platoons missing right now from different areas of the globe. There may be more but that is all I have noticed.

They're out working and their families should not worry, all is safe.

This nice airport guy just panicked himself and so i don't want others to worry. And i know military men typically keep their gear secret,

And this particular disguise also has pockets for food and more. Usually im told that they use one thigh bag to carry the food in a duffle style and then carry the wings in their bags solo so that they aren't having to look and search for an MRE or bottle of water. And this way they can also carry extra in their wings as well if its a longer or dangerous mission. This way they can hide in peace as long as possible.

Every thing does run on small solar circuits and there is a back up battery. And they can charge them as they hitchhike if they desire or leave them to sit outside of the bag or remove them and have them to charge while they're in a house and place them in the yard.

So we don't know where they are and that is for their safety, as well as our own.

If we know they are doing an at risk procedure and like say its the mafia, and then the mafia finds out who they are but can't find them then the mafia may go to the wife and rough her up for information. But if you truly do not know, as a wife. They can tell.

Now I say the mafia as an example. Now like with South American gangs we do work a program with the mafia to keep them clean and stable and to prevent shake ups like I explained

However family safety is most important and so this is why their location is unknown,

They just check in with the wings. And there is several ways to do so. If they do not check in with the wings then a transmitter will let out the GPS location and a full fire alarm and we send out as many people to that GPS point as possible to extract any at risk employee of the United Nations.

The location is now SMS to find out what's going on in that location . previously we would send snipers, prepare the local police and ambulance services and we would surround the location and we did some serious drama.

Now we can look and see what our man/woman had been doing and who was around and why they hadn't checked in.

So they must check in every 3 hours if they are in at risk location. Then if they move tbey double tap a check in and then alert the wings how they will check in later, they do a code different than Morse code but similar with taps. So then the alarm will not sound if they say they're moving to a 6 hour location.

If they miss a tap in they have two hours. If they do not respond the wings will send a transmitter stating "possibly missing" it hasn't ever sent a GPS at that time. The only time it would send a GPS without the timing on a first time alert -- is when they are wearing the suit and they have no pulse. The GPS is sent on a all alarm fire and snipers are out and then people are rushed to go through any situation no matter how high the danger to find them and see if they can revive, see what happened. Vitals are also sent every 15minutes. Snipers will continue to swarm the area

We have had only one sniper and one runner many times before and then the runner has ran through gang territory while being shot at to save our man/woman, once getting to them, they slide under the wings which are made of several different layers of Kevlar fabric. Then assist the person under with them. So our people are extremely important and we will protect them 110%

So the wings like a devil ray or sting ray are their guardians. And their wings that keep them safe and alive. And us as well.

And so they can go anywhere that they need completely unseen and then alert when medically necessary or when an issue is unknown and the person had left their guardian. Or at times refused to check in so they can be retrieved/extracted. If they have completed their mission

Obviously these were created before cell phones. But have berb updated with solar and ways to charge their phones. Some people will actually leave their phones behind at their port they return to.

This way if theyre found or even just mugged, they have no connection to their families or friends or employer or co worker.

Men usually tell their wives or girlfriend they had a cold and was sleeping it off or their phone broke or something dumb.

Because they know the wings will get them home safe no matter what. And the wings also do have a small GPS system and screen. And they can and some do check in and say if they are in a fire fight mode or just chill and let the call desk know of their status. It does not transmit a GPS, unless they request a back up.

Some are scouts, some are snipers. Some investigators. Some to establish if research is correct and many many more other reasons that even I don't know of. Not all use the GPS screens or even turn it on. But they have it available to them.

So they have the old Morse system then the new updates so they can call an emergency through the GPS, Morse wings or allow a non check in.

Regardless of how, they must check in to their comfort. If they feel very at risk they lessen the time between check ins. If they feel very safe they can go up to 12 hours depending on their experience, qualifications and level of safety

Three wings know where they are so if one wants to check in at 10 hours, but the wings check the area from toffee information of previous Morse codes add information input into a computer forthe wings system, the wings will over ride their choice and say this is a 3 hour area. You must check in between 4 and 5 hours. 6 will alert. So someone whom can input 10 hours do typically gain extra time if requested.

The user can request a reminder of sound or hidden light flash.

The correcting of time is done by a number in digital like dots that will say the number.

CI will come on then 4 then 5 then A then 6

Then it will say OK?

So they click 4 pause 1 then pause 1

If they want to argue its 6 pause 8 pause 12

That's 6 hours to 8 hour check in. Alarm after 12 hours of no check in.

Then it will say Y or NO.

Then they Morse code fuck you which means fine I will do as you say if told no.

Or if told yes they Morse code I love you.

There's other responses that are catagory as normal. So if someone finds the suit and tries to talk to the wings and the response isn't the typical "chicken wings" when told to check in sooner. The wings will open a audio transmitter to the call desk to see if there's danger with audio. The human there can then activate camera with vision mode. Then the GPS can be requested as per what is heard and seen.

But those are my two favorite.

Sothe wings are very dramatic.

And anyone with them is completely safe

There's so much more they can do than what I've said. They're autonomy simply amazing.

They're designed after my mommy and daddy. Tried to design them to do everything my guardian angels can do and sometimes better or just a new way.

So thanks for understanding.

Military work is very complex.