#I simply cannot explain it

[auzzyash]

The fandom: Who's your favorite SAMS/TSBS character? Me: Obviously it's Lunar. The fandom: That's such a basic fucking bitch answer. Me: Alright, you wanna real answer?! The fandom: Yes! Me: The god-wizard brother-issued single father of two children that founded the company that gave animatronics rights and has had 57 ex-wives who also only shows up once every few months. The fandom: ... Me: Look it up!

[christyale]

sometimes I think I've outgrown fandom or that it's just not for me anymore, but then I redownload Tumblr and remember it has nothing to do with fandom and everything to do with how absolutely vile twitter is and how much I can't stand it sometimes 😭😭

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[transbian-goddess]

Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call "terminal clarity".

You fill up a glass halfway with sprite, and fill the other half with a quarter glass of xxx vitamin water and a quarter glass of blue powerade.

You'll know you got the ratios right if it turns an unnatural shade of purple or magenta.

It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as "void". It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.

I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.

[appeypie]

Demise and ghirahim remind me of rose quartz and pearl from Steven universe

DO IT FOR HIM…..

[kenmaiii]

after two years i finally draw the favorite

[melatien]

My submission for @aimportantdragoncollector's trioholders event (bonus round)!!

they are at the beach

[mintjeru]

if i don't hear myla's singing voice again by the end of this game istg i'm gonna have A Talk with team cherry (no spoilers please, i'm playing hollow knight blind!!)

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[1989taylorsversion]

Taylor's performance of evermore at Cinci night 1 is going down in history as perhaps her best ever vocal performance

[angelnumber27]

I dont think some people understand how truly awful and hellish withdrawals from some psych medications are.

[recurring-polynya]

this is the most disrespectful use of the split-screen reaction shot i have ever seen. i would file a grievance with the vice-captains' union.

[northlt03]

I'm a verse-for-verse Rosekiller truther

[siracethegreat]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* whERE AM I

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

If I’m not careful I might accidentally give Ghostbur celiacs disease in the name of Projection. I must resist. He does not deserve that.

[superhell]

ok so it’s fully established that house has an incredibly hard time verbalizing his emotions (specifically the positive ones) due to a fear of rejection and a deep deep aversion to displaying vulnerability

which makes the incredibly few times he’s admitted to someone that he cares about them, well, incredible. to list every single time that i can remember off the top of my head here: 

instance one: he tells stacy he loves her directly before he goes into a coma.  the statement itself is undeniably romantic in nature. 

instance two: he tells cuddy he loves her after they hook up and she gives him a whole long speech on how she doesn’t want him to change. this is the culmination of years of dancing around each other. the statement is undeniably romantic in nature. 

instance three: he tells wilson their friendship means more to house than any patient

instance four: he tells wilson he likes him

instance five: i mean i can keep going. there’s wilsons transplant surgery there’s everything with amber theres just so much. anyway

all of which leads me to the conclusion that of the three people house has ever sincerely expressed affection for two of those are people he’s canonically in love with which means that the third one must also be someone he’s [gunshots]

[violentviolette]

me every single time I enter this tag