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[amultitideofdrops]

Julian Bashir as Barbarella though

[pucciverse]

jerking you off in a rhythm suspiciously similar to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture and making you cum when the cannons go off

[wastrelwoods]

his wife has filled his house with floors. to keep it real i fuck him. on them

[procrastiel]

Things Neil Gaiman said about our ineffable husbands that make my heart skip a few beats:

- this is a love story

- they like holding hands

- they held hands in season 1 (he let us figure out that it was on the bus)

- it’s implied that Aziraphale stayed at Crowley’s apartment the night after the No-pocalypse

- this is a love story

- roughly 4 years passed between s1 and 2

- they will have a cottage in the South Downs at some point

- shoemaker-cum-obstetrician

- he called Michael and David ‘my boys’

[softaestluv]

Simon Riley who says ‘I’m jus’ tuckin’ her in ‘fore bed’ while he’s devouring your pussy.

[clarisinne]

the hottest thing a man can do is yearn

[prettyydeadly]

neck and neck competition in the idgaf war

[luxmoogle]

Best time in the world was 2005-2007 watching fanmade Kingdom Hearts amv's and dubs on YouTube

[ashcremated]

Message from the afterlife 🕊️👼

hi guys its me, ash, formerly ash-and-starlight, writing from the cremation urn. I accidentally stepped on a landmine and nuked my entire blog. I sent a desperate ask for help to the Tumblr support to try and get it back, but in the meantime I made this placeholder vessel though which I can still interact with the mortal realm. mutuals, friends and beloveds, fans and haters if you want you can follow me back here until I have better news, ill try to haunt you all back until hopefully Tumblr resurrects me <333 thots and prayers

[dunmertitty]

sunk cost fallacy more like… suck cock… phalloplasty?

[the-prince-of-the-ravens]

his eyes were brown again……….

[rosyhoneydew]

romcoms went downhill because they stopped casting sandra bullock in them

[gremlinsminion]

I’m not the first one to say it, but it just hit me last night. Old Daniel is gonna be sooo desired by other vamps! When you’ve been around for centuries, you’ve most likely fucked all types of people, vampires and humans both, but have you fucked an old-looking vampire? Not many of those to go around, especially thanks to Anne Rice’s lookism. He’s gonna become a new fetish lol. Vamps will be getting in line at his door, fighting each other like paparazzi, just for a chance he spits on them in passing. They will go through his trash and cherish old pen caps he has chewed on. They will never attempt to kill him, except in a crime of passion. Daniel will have an infinite choice of ass, and Armand’s gonna be super pissed

[catebees]

young solas should've had a wolfcut instead

[prettyydeadly]

rhea ripley is now in need of a new cringefail boyfriend and i know JUST the dumbass for the job