#Ser crispy creme

[houseofpendragons]

okay, okay, okay, I love this but-

why not-

where is-

[crookedwesper]

The way Daemon didn’t get involved in any of the drama until Ser Crispy tried to stick his stupid nose where it doesn’t belong was great. Like I have never seen that man move faster. 10 out of 10 interception!

[bucknastysbabe]

criston cole in a greens win au really is the kingmaker if he’s cucking aegon. slapped a crown on the king and now he’s making bastard kids to go on the throne. u go king.

Now I must write a blurb hnghhhh cuckingggg this is prob ass bc I’m sick rotting in bed with flubonic plague but OH WELL

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Dayne!reader, greens win AU, Criston is dark and manipulative, Aegon sad sacking around the place, cukolding, exhibitionism, breeding kink, crispy creme pie, infidelity, v!fingering, oral (m!receiving), pnv!sex, no beta I die like Ned stark, jealousy, one-sided-ish

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Do Your Job - C.Cole

Criston stopped caring long ago, pulling himself out of the layered filth of blood, gore, and dirt. Bodies of his men. The butcher’s ball they called it. Criston made sure that the Winter’s Wolves, Benjicot Blackwood, and Roddy the Ruin got a nice death by dragon. After some torture.

He saw through with that, as the Hand of the King and Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Criston had to attend to such matters. Such as what to do with Rhaenyra’s last child. Or the fucking mess that was Aegon. Aemond was still lurking around Harrenhal— said to return when his child was born. Aegon meanwhile, made Criston’s blood boil. Alicent was a maddened gnat in his ear.

Aegon had been recently remarried to a Dayne of Starfall, seeking out the ashen hair and Valyrian eyes of the Dornish house. She was gorgeous, eager to please, and could suck Criston’s prick under his desk for hours. The adorable queen had trouble with Aegon— considering the man was a bag of shattered bones and burns. The maesters had been attending to the two’s fertility plan.

She was not hard to woo, seeking Cole’s comforts as Aegon still wanted to hoard playthings and whores, uncaring much of his wife at the moment. He bedded her regularly— but they had to be careful with his bad leg and hip. Criston’s little star, beautiful as one, was the shiniest thing in the dreary keep by far. But horribly lonely, so he’d been keeping an eye, asking the Queen to help him with letters and tasks of the realm.

It wasn’t long before she was in his lap crying about how terrible the Red Keep was. Criston had his proverbial claws sunk deep into her by then. He meant his words of praise, how special his star was, and meant doubly on how much he too hated the Keep. Criston’s fingers crawled up her dress as he cooed, bringing the girl to likely her first orgasm since arriving.

They sat together in the Hand’s foyer, Ser Cole writing a letter to some raucous lordling. He ran a hand through his hair and sat back, dark eyes meeting a strange indigo of sorts. “Have there been any advancements with the maesters and your womb?” She shook her head, blush dusting her cheeks.

“Go on, what’s the issue my star?”

She leaned over the table to grip his hands, pleading in her body language. “Do not grow wroth when I tell you this okay?” Criston nodded, there was no chance he would not be pissed. Just a feeling. The Dayne sighed, “He’s impotent but he swears it’s me, I don’t know, they’ve started transferring his, seed, into me. By now I’m not sure, he berates me about it.” Criston’s eyes narrowed and she squeaked.

The smaller figure was picked up by him, striding to the King’s chambers. Where Aegon was like to be making two court favorites defile themselves. The queen begged, “My lord, please, I know you feel strongly for me but-“

He growled, “No!,” then softer, “No. He’s being a fool, a lady’s desire should help the process. I’ll oversee you two. We need heirs to the throne.”

He kicked open the door, startling a half-awake Aegon. Criston gently laid the Queen on the bed then turned to a glaring Targaryen. Aegon’s burnt face twisted in annoyance, slightly slurring, “The hell is going on here Cole?” A goblet of wine sat in front of him— of course he was drinking.

Criston folded his arms. “You’re drunk right now? It’s barely even past midday.”

“Sorry, one tends to get bored when his wife would rather cavort around with the Hand,” he acridly spat back.

She protested from behind, “Alright, I can stay around, it’s fine!”

Criston eyed his star and back to Aegon. He asked “You have a beauty like that and can’t fill her belly with seed? You have the maesters stuff her like a turkey instead? Pathetic.”

Aegon’s form shook with rage, reaching for his crutch, Criston swiftly kicking it out of the way with a clatter. Aegon barked, “I’m your goddamn king, bring that back now! Maybe she’s the one barren, dirtied by lowborn seed!”

That little fucker! Criston’s eye twitched. He had not put his cock into her sacred place but now? Someone had to do the job— and it would be him. The taller brunette forced Aegon’s chair closer to the bed, the king hissing in pain, violet eyes wide. Cole chastised, “Since you’re so smart, I’ll do a little test, see if my lowborn cock has sullied her womb.” Aegon’s soft face pulled into a frown, squirming in position.

Criston began to pull at his gauntlets in quick snaps, then the bracers, and the chest plate along with the heavy shoulders. He decided to keep his chain of hands on as an ego boost. Lowborn cock raised to the second highest position in the realm, doing the highest position’s job.

Dayne stared at him, eyes flicking to the strangely silent Aegon, then back. Criston smiled at the queen, winding a tan hand into her ashen locks. He murmured, “Don’t worry dearest, we’ll have you feeling wonderful in no time, right your Grace?” Aegon remained stone cold— lips pouting.

The hand began to ease off the simple Dornish layers of her dress, baring that gorgeous body. How could she not be fertile? His star was all curves and soft skin, she would be great as a mother. Criston told her that, earning a whine, her legs wrapped around his waist. He panted to the king, “First, they need to be actually attracted to you.”

Cole pressed lush kisses to her neck and shoulders, his big hand testing the waters between her thighs. She was a little wet, not yet how he could get the Dayne, sopping. He rasped just for her ears, “Relax for me, he’s so jealous you might get an obedient king. Gorgeous star doesn’t know her own wiles.” She writhed a bit, tits pressed tight against flat chest.

“Oh, oh, there my Lord,” the blonde panted.

Criston was pumping one finger into her velvet heat, sliding in a second one to crook upwards. His thumb swirled around her swollen bud. He laughed carelessly at Aegon, whose scarred hands dug into the sides of his chair, puffy lips open. The brunette snarked, “See how easy it is not to be a selfish prick? It’s quite rewarding to make your lady come— although I think she’s already too attached to me.”

The king whined softly.

The queen moaned louder, crying Criston’s name and wetting his fingers further. The knight pulled from her full tits, purposely working her cunt over while asking. “Doesn’t that feel good little star? Don’t you wish your King would take care of you like that?” The queen gasped and mewled, cheeks a deep flush, eyes guiltily looking over at the squirming Aegon.

Criston patted her cheek, pressing a kiss over plump lips. Inky eyes and smug lips turned again to talk down to the Targaryen. He added in a dark voice, “Obviously you can’t do the fucking job so I will until you get it up and pump her with a blonde one. Although I am quite attached myself, she’s a wonderful little star. I’m going to fuck her good and thorough. Our first time too.”

Aegon whined, begging, “Ser, stop, I didn’t know, don’t!” But his hard cock was pulsing and the king had made no attempt to call for help. He couldn’t move either, the crutch out of his grasp. Aegon watched Criston work his wife into a peak, her pretty breasts heaving, thighs twitching. Utterly gorgeous. Jealousy swelled within his burnt chest.

The Dayne beauty sloppily mouthed against Criston’s mouth, trailing down to press kisses against his lower belly, grabbing his cock before asking. “You want to impregnate me sir? Give me an heir?” She could almost explode at the thought. Criston nodded, eyes hazy as her plump lips enveloped his cock, hands expert on rolling his balls and the other working in tandem with that warm mouth.

Aegon made a gutted noise.

Criston groaned deeply, watching his length disappear down velvet throat. The queen kept her indigo eyes on him, teary and wide. Fucking beautiful. He swallowed down a weak noise and rasped to Aegon, “She’s quite good at this, willing to please and eager to learn your Grace. But there you are, quickly back to your old ways.” She shuddered at the praise, Criston easing his star off so the real fun could begin.

He murmured, “On your back sweetling.” He pecked her once, shivering at the taste of him. The queen laid on her back, instinctively tucking a pillow under her hips. Criston rumbled, playfully giving her ass a smack. “Good girl, mmm, you just want to be a mama hm?” The shared noises of Aegon and his Queen made the Knight laugh.

He eased himself on top, making sure her thick thighs spread around his waist. The knight laid forward, grinning and nuzzling her nervous face. He cooed, “You’re safe with me star, pretty baby, doing so good.” Her arms slunk around his shoulders, their bodies fitting with together as Criston eased himself into her slick, swollen folds.

Fuck, she was tight and pulsing already, inner walls aiming to milk the man. Lady Dayne cried out, busty tits heaving as she was filled up by Ser Criston’s heavy cock. It was foreign, having so much care put into her pleasure. She moaned in surprise when he bottomed out, rasping nonsense against her neck.

Aegon sniveled now, watching his Queen get something he couldn’t possibly provide. Ser Criston, the crafty fucker, already worked his magic and cock into his queen. The blonde regretted many an action against his wonderful wife— seeing how she mooned over fucking Cole. Cole; a common born conniving oathbreaking madman, he truly enjoyed seeing suffering and agony. But there he was, giggling and gently fucking Aegon’s queen, the picture of chivalry. He needed more wine, and to tug his miserable cock.

Criston hiked her legs up, the back of her knees in the crooks of his arms— a mating press. She cried out, little hands scrabbling at his shoulders, eyes getting teary with pleasure. He moaned low, forcefully fucking himself inside her tight cunt, making sure she could feel every little drag and thrust. She mewled in ecstasy, “Criston, Ser, breed me, breed me please! Ohh I want it, need it!”

He grinned at Aegon’s sobs and pulling of his own prick. Criston teased “You want my seed star? Want to be all pretty and round, knowing your Lord Hand made you swell? Tits and hips so ripe for me, such a pretty mother you’ll make.” She tightened around him, arching her back, practically drooling. He focused on fucking her deep, swiping his thumb around her button, earning the cutest little mewls.

“Yes! Gods yes! Criston,” she howled, clamping down on his prick. He pressed his lips to hers, grunting as he fucked her to the point of no return. He cooed at his cute little star crying out her peak, gushing all over his still-moving cock. She weeped, “Please, give me your seed, want to be a mama, please!” Cole couldn’t deny her request, groaning long and low as his tummy tightened, emptying pump after pump of his cum into her tight pussy. He bit his lip bloody in the process, feeling feral, but the knight wouldn’t tear her skin like that.

He let go of her legs, gently holding her canted hips, humming, “How long do they say wait Aeg?”

A sharp cry, gasp, and tortured, “15 minutes.”

The Dayne didn’t even seem to be worried about her broken husband, smiling and holding Criston’s big hands. She kissed at each knuckle, eyes full of adoration and love. How they should be. How he deserved all along. What a special little star.

The first two came out with brown hair and eyes, sending a familiar shock across the keep. Then the third had ashen hair, just like the Queen. Mayhaps the Targaryen gene wasn’t that strong within Aegon, people whispered. Criston would smile, not indulging a secret. He’d rub her pretty bump alone, let Aegon play the daddy. He did alright enough.

[iris-sistibly]

The Targ Talk: House of the Dragon S2

Episode 2 commentary:

I have to say, this is by far the best performance I have seen from the cast members! Everyone was so good, I was blown away by their acting. The actors have gotten so much better in season 1, looking forward for more of these in the next episodes.

Aegon is distraught, angry, and broken understandably because he lost his own son, him declaring war against the blacks was a bit late though because it has already begun the moment Otto and Alicent usurped Rhaenyra's throne. Again, Aegon is just a pawn in this game, and that the children--his and Rhaenyra's are the collateral damages. I do like that part of him of still trying to protect Jaehaerys even in death (him not wanting to parade his dead son's body), and his guts to remove Otto as hand. I'm not exactly sure however if Aegon resents Helaena or if the reason why he ignored her was that he couldn't face her after failing to protect her and the babies. I mean, when he went berserk and started accusing and questioning everyone else, but perhaps deep inside he too felt guilty because he was drinking his ass off that night. Maybe a bit of both? But my delulu self is leaning towards the latter just because I have read too many Helaegon fanfics. Too many.

I must say though that it was incredibly stupid to choose Crispy Cole as the new hand. This motherfucker doesn't give a shit about anything else other than killing Rhaenyra for killing his ego...I mean, can this dude get any more pathetic? He has the audacity to call out Ser Arryk for his filthy cloak and lecture him about all these bullshit that I didn't even listen to (at least not that much), yet he's way filthier than the whores of the brothels. But, y'all should seriously stop posting hate comments on Fabien's ig.

I cannot stand Otto's bullshits this episode. Upon Lucerys' death, I'm guessing that the commonfolk probably felt bad for Nyra and to make sure that they earn their sympathy, he took the opportunity to make Rhaenyra look like a murderer, and by forcing a funeral procession, let everyone see Jaehaerys' dead body despite his parents' disapproval thus gaining support from the public. He doesn't care about the boy, or any of his family members really.

The confrontation scene between Daemon and Rhaenyra was intense. Love every bit of Matt and Emma's performances, in the book it states that they were targeting Aegon (some say), but the dude had kingsguards with him wherever he goes, so Blood and Cheese went for the "easier target" aka Helaena and her three young children. Daemon wanted to inflict the worst pain to the Greens in retaliation, but I don't think Rhaenyra ever confronted her husband with the death of Jaehaerys because she was blinded by her grief and anger (so did Aegon).

I still refuse to believe that it wasn't Aemond's intention to kill Luke. All those years of pent up anger just exploded, oh and he was never bullied by the Velaryon/Strong brothers in the book, Alicent's boys resented their nephews because they stole what they believed was their birthright, the iron throne. Hence they have always been rivals, and Aemond has always hated the boys even before this chaos began. Aegon even praised Aemond for what he did to Luke.

Ser Erryk being loyal to Rhaenyra until the end 😭

Helaena is grieving for her son's death, and Alicent is more concerned about her getting caught by the former banging her bodyguard. Then she sees Aegon being miserable, and she feels bad for him but she needs some Crispy Creme that night so she just let her kids mourn on their own (I mean I know hugging isn't really a thing in their family, but at least be there you know). She also feels bad and guilty for what happened but, she has other ✨priorities✨.

Hoping for more Jacaela moments [at least] before Jace dies, I wish they also showed more of Rhaena grieving for Luke. Also, it's about time they introduce Daeron Targaryen.

I missed seeing Seasmoke, in contrast with the book, Laenor didn't actually die so some are speculating that he might return this season. What do you think?

Oh, and hello to Alyn and Addam of Hull ❤️❤️

[paradisekore]

Ser Crispy Creme made Rhaenyra his main opp for wanting to make him her whore only just to end up being a whore for Alicent. hmm…

[god-crazy]

If Aemond was born a girl, he would never lost an eye

Here again with my cracked brain headcanon ;3

If Aemond were a girl and raised by the same people, he would never lost his eye, this I’m sure. He would even granted the chance not to faced the humiliating pink dread or mocked over for being dragonless by the Strong boys. I know this for a fact. Here’s why.

Started with Rhaena. She’s a Targaryen whose egg didn’t hatched. but the Strong boys never jest her for that, they even seem considerate for her. Even Helaena, she started off being dragonless just like Rhaena and Aemond, but she never is a topic among the boys. They might jest her before she bonded with Dreamfyre considered Aegon’s shite. But the Strong boys? I doubt they would even agree to Aegon bullying girls. Especially Jace. Luke might be too young to be considerate but Jace, I think at the very young age, Jace is a good and kind kid at heart. Plus he’s raised by Rhaenyra. For the very least Jace would talked Aegon out of it like ‘man, don’t bully a lady like that, tis not what a proper gentleman would dooo’

How about Aegon? Sure he’s the bully of the kids and often encourage the jests. But if Aemond were a girl, I bet Alicent would never allow her daughters to go practice sword, lest practice in dragonpit with Aegon and the boys. Least Aegon can do is call her a book-freak or a nerd. Or if there’s a situation where he can jest his youngest sister for being dragonless, Alicent would slap him real hard for sure. (given her being especially softhearted towards Helaena and fellow women.)

Alicent is not Ned Stark or Jon Snow who would let a lady do as she liked. And Aemond is definitely not Arya. First he’s a Targaryen, and dragons are the biggest part that lift up Targaryen from common lords. Cannon Aemond very much obsessed with that. (I think one thing Rhaena and Aemond have in similarity is that they craved acceptance. Rhaena wished Daemon looked and favored her like he did Baela. Aemond wished Viserys looked and acknowledged him as his son. As both of them didn’t have dragons as a Targaryen should.) So I think, even if Aemond were a girl, growing up with Alicent as it is, his core personality would still be a low self-esteem dragonless lonely Targaryen princess who’s not only a dutiful and a people-pleaser but also seeks great acceptance, seeks somewhere to belong.

Given Helaena being dragonless, I think femAemond would strongly bonds with Helaena since she’s also a dragonless Targaryen(before Dreamfyre), fem!Aemond wouldn’t be so lonely as he is a boy. Given (s)he would have an older sister to sympathize with. They would go to dragonpit together and practice with Dreamfyre instead of with Aegon. Fem!Aemond might study history and philosophy and Targaryen lores all day. So I think fem!Aemond might not so familiar with Aegon as she did Helaena, less chance for the pink dread joke. (But still, we never know what could’ve happened and Aegon might finally find a way to pinkdread her anyway)

And fem!Aemond has no one to do anything as so pleased, given Viserys never care for any of Alicent’s kids and Ser Crispy Creme is loyal to Alicent that he would also not allowed the princess to act out of her mom’s words. Swordsmanship is a no for sure. But given his(her) Targaryen traits, Aemond might find a way to practice swordsmanship or do as she like, but more discreetly than openly do so. (But I doubt she would even try to do that since she must be heavily influenced by the Seven(from Alicent) and swordsmanship is not for a woman anyway. But she’s descendant of Visenya so it’s not like it’s impossible.) Although I still believed fem!Aemond would still be dutiful, with or without fighting skills. Since his canon core personality is that he wants to belong, princess Aemond would still try to please her mom anyway. And given Ewan latest interview, Aemond felt any love towards him comes with conditions.

I also believe fem!Aemond would try to bond a dragon anyway,(again, given her Targaryen traits) she might even aimed for Vhagar just as canon, (consider Vhagar is more than just the biggest dragon but also the loneliest and too big to fit in, just like the lonely canon Aemond anyway.) But I think Luke and Jace would never hurt her or at the very least seriously injured her. (given they were raised by The Rhaenyra and The gentleman Ser Harwin cmon).

If she still lost an eye, I think it would be by non of Rhaenyra’s sons. I bet they would even have a crush on her even.🥴 (yes I’m too shippy to let it slide given any chances i can ship bby aemond with the strong boys🤭)

But yep, Aemond was born a boy. Not a girl. So he has the pink dread and has to lost an eye! Uwu >;3

[anakin-skybreaker]

The amount of “oh fuck” that went onto Ser Crispy Creme’s face when Alicent told him to cut little Lucerys’ eye out was immaculate. He thought it was all fun and games until it wasn’t.

[brownbitchshit]

Remember when we all were crushing on Ser Crispy Creme Cole? Ah good ol' days. Just shows how easily incelness rottens a snack and take away your appetite from it.

[bottlesandbarricades]

I have never hated a character as much as I hate ser crispy creme. Fucking violent hypocritical incel. perish painfully pal

[straycuties8]

who gave ser crispy creme the right to just kill a council member like that🧍🏻‍♀️

[jacespookiebear]

I personally have a very unpopular opinion which upsets lots of people but who can say if I’m right or wrong? As there is no POV chapters in fire and blood to tell us 🤣 I’ll start by saying I’m 1000% team black! Rhaenyra will forever be my favourite character in the whole universe (her, Daemon and Jace!) but I personally don’t believe younger Aegon ii is a bad as he’s made out to be (definitely in the show version) I think he was a very sad lonely child who suffered from emotional abuse who turned to whores for comfort - I don’t think he gave a fuck enough to abuse his nephews for he same way Aemond did, I don’t believe he slept with underage girls or forced himself on them either. In my opinion he wasn’t a truly evil I think he was vulnerable and wash brainwashed/influenced by his mother, grandsire, Aemond and of course Ser Crispy himself

I still hate him for what he does to Rhaenyra but I think he’s far a more complex character than most give him credit

I respect your opinion! Aegon is very complex I’ll give him that. He could’ve been very amazing and probably one of the few characters I sympathize with but it’s just the way he went about it with things, he was a real shitty king! I get it, he was just a child who couldn’t turn to his mother or father, they never cared for him. He was forced to play a role he didn’t want, he even acknowledged Rhaenyra as Queen at one point but the only reason his views started to change was cus crispy creme was putting those terrible views in his mind, “if you don’t become king your sister will come and kill your whole family” I don’t blame Aegon necessarily for the way he turned out, but the dance of the dragons was his fault. And I’m gonna be honest, I do believe he is a real piece of shit to women. And I do believe he had many bastards running around flea bottom.

Rhaenyra is absolutely one of my favorite characters in ASOIAF. let me list my favs real quick hehe

1. Rhaenys (Conquerer)

2. Jacaerys

3. Daenerys

4. Rhaenyra

5. Baela

6. Daemon

7. Cregan

9. Shiera

10. Sansa

I honestly just don’t get how people support Aegon..IT WAS RHAENYRA’S BIRTHRIGHT!! Everytime I ask people why they don’t support Rhaenyra’s claim, it is always misogynistic reasons. And concerning Jace, Luke, and Joffrey as a reason why, they’re not bastards! Logically speaking, they’re really not. They have been claimed by Laenor as his many many many times, and with Jace being Laenor’s in the book is actually accurate, Harwin was dealing with very serious injuries during the time Jace was conceived so he could not be a bastard. In HOTD, yes they appeared to be “bastards” (Istg hate how they had Rhaenys have white hair) but still they been claimed by Laenor many times!!

[persephones-journey]

“You question my method of instruction, sir?”

Oh, you bet your ass we do, Ser Crispy Creme….

[schoje]

Balneário Camboriú tem mais um festival gastronômico para chamar de seu! O Passeio San Miguel, o boulevard mais famoso de Balneário Camboriú, localizado na Avenida Brasil, 3322, apresenta a partir desta quinta-feira (1) o seu festival, Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências, com menus completos (entrada, prato principal e sobremesa) por um valor único de R$99,00. E ainda, consumindo 3 menus diferentes, o público ganha um presente exclusivo! A gastronomia é parte fundamental dentro do turismo de experiência e a culinária de Balneário Camboriú é vasta – a capital do turismo catarinense é reconhecida por sua versatilidade quando o assunto são seus restaurantes e o Passeio San Miguel reúne grandes nomes. O público poderá aproveitar 10 opções de menus saborosos das operações gastronômicas do boulevard, criados especialmente para o festival gastronômico, que segue até 31 agosto; incluindo opções para duas pessoas, desde comidinhas de boteco, cortes especiais de carne, wrap, massas, frutos do mar, culinária latina e comida japonesa. A gerente executiva do Passeio San Miguel, Ana Maria Furtado, destaca que o festival gastronômico está imperdível e promete surpreender quem já conhece a gastronomia do boulevard como para quem tem curiosidade de conhecer. “Se você é apaixonado por boa comida, o Passeio Gastronômico é um prato cheio de qualidade e novas experiências! Todos os nossos 10 restaurantes do Passeio, criaram menus exclusivos para o Festival. Há pratos que combinam mar e terra, cortes nobres de carne, comida italiana, sushi e sobremesas tão lindas que dá vontade de comer com os olhos. Venha aproveitar essa experiência única!”, diz. Três noites de abertura O festival contará também com três noites especiais de abertura neste final de semana (de quinta à sábado, 01 a 03 de agosto), com participação especial da cervejaria Barra Sul, com várias torneiras trazendo variedade e o melhor chopp artesanal, e ainda muita música boa: bandas de rock, blues e sambarock. Vale lembrar que o Passeio San Miguel oferece também estacionamento próprio e conta com música ao vivo todas as noites. Mais informações podem ser conferidas no Instagram @passeiosanmiguel ou em www.passeiosanmiguel.com.br. O Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências é organizado pelo Passeio San Miguel, com patrocínio de Barra Sul Cervejaria, CCS Telecom e Imobille. Confira os menus participantes do Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências BLACKBOXCOFFEE Entrada: Italian salad – Mix de folhas, tomate cereja, crispy de bacon, mix de croutons de fermentação natural, temperado com azeite cítrico e sal rosa do Himalaia. Prato Principal: New Zealand Surf and Turf – Entrecôte, mashad de batatas, camarões salteados, finalizado com molho Hollandaise e mix de legumes salteados. Sobremesa: Mil Folhas Coffee Latte – Leve massa folhada com creme de café de especialidade e um toque suave de laranja. BOTECO YUJIN Entrada: Pastel de queijo – Mini pastel de queijo com molho Sweet Chilli. Prato Principal: Escondidinho – Escondidinho de aipim com costela desfiada. Sobremesa: Fondue de chocolate – Fondue de chocolate com frutas. CAMPANO CAMPO CARNE & FOGO Entrada: Tostada de Mignon – Tostada de mignon com queijo provolone. Prato Principal: Chorizo Black Angus com crosta de queijo, purê de batatas com Demi-glace acompanhado de legumes na brasa. Sobremesa: Torta mousse de doce de leite. INPOT Entrada: Crispy de batata doce Prato Principal: Big Wrap Salmão Fresco – Alface americana, queijo parmesão, edamame, cubos de salmão fresco, molho Ranch, envolto na nossa tortilha de trigo. Sobremesa: Iogurte Tropical – Iogurte natural, geleia de manga e coco em flocos. *Menu serve 02 pessoas. KOMBINA FELICE Entrada: Bombom de bacon com Crostini – Cream cheese com limão enrolado no crocante de bacon, acompanha crostini de alecrim. Prato Principal: Fettuccine Alfredo com Camarão – Clássico da culinária italiana, que na versão da Kombina é preparado com nata fresca, queijo parmesão e acrescentado camarão selado na manteiga.

Sobremesa: Cannoli de Creme com Gotas de Chocolate – Massa crocante recheada de creme de baunilha com gotas de chocolate. MAKA GASTROBAR Entrada: Tartar de Calamar – Cubos de lula fresca em marinada de kimchi, óleo de gergelim e shoyu, servido com massago em base de avocado. Prato Principal: Arroz con Pato – Coxa e sobrecoxa de pato confitado, servido com arroz a base de legumes e coentro, salsa huancaina, salsa criolla e ovo. Sobremesa: Leche Crujiente – Leite frito com cereais, servido com brigadeiro, sorvete de limão siciliano e farofa de chocolate. MINO OSTERIA Entrada: Tutti Tomate – Três snacks de beiju: tomate seco, mousse de bursin, tuile de manjericão. Tomate confit, aioli de limão e parma. Picatta de tomate, abacate, cebola roxa e limão. Prato Principal: Ravioli Rossetto – Massa fresca de Ravioli feita ao restaurante Max’s, recheado com burrata de búfala, servido no molho de tomate 100% italiano. Sobremesa: Cristtali di Murano – Torta de limão com merengue maçaricado, compota de pera, crumble e pera cristalizada. PIZZA BIS Entrada: Bruschetta de Manjericão – Bruschetta crocante e macia com muçarela, tomate cereja confitado e pesto de manjericão. Prato Principal: Pizza Calàbbria – Molho italiano, muçarela, fatias de calabresa, tomate em cubos, folhas de manjericão, parmesão ralado e finalizada com azeite de oliva. Sobremesa: Brownie – Brownie cremoso, sorvete de vanilla e cobertura de chocolate. VINO ALMARE Entrada: Crostinis de Camarão – Focaccia artesanal coberta com camarão ao alho e óleo e maionese de mostarda. Prato Principal: Ballotine na Panko – Ballotine de linguado com pasta de camarões, cream cheese e limão siciliano empanado na farinha Panko. Acompanhado de molho funghi e aspargos salteados. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Manjericão com coulis de morango e vinho branco. YUJIN TEMAKERIA Entrada: Caldo de Mexilhões – Caldo de peixe com mariscos e alho poró. Prato Principal: Comb Festival – 3 Sashimi salmão, 2 sashimi atum, 1 dupla jou ebi, 1 dupla jou shimeji alho-poró, 1 dupla jou picante, 1 dupla de jou, 1 dupla niguiri salmão hara, 1 dupla niguiri atum, 1 dupla niguiri peixe branco com limão. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Gengibre.  

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We just saw ser crispin x rhaeblahblah but the doubt got me, he could have denied her right?

Good nicknames, anon. I hope I’ve been rubbing off on you.

Isn’t Crispy Creme a Kingsguard? His responsibility is thus to the king foremost, only then to the rest of the royal family. If sleeping with his daughter and designated heir would be acting against the king’s interests (and yes, it obviously would be), then it was a violation of his duties to have done anything but refuse. If he wasn’t a Kingsguard, there’s some more leeway, but it’s still treason if he was ever caught with her (and this wasn’t going to be a Saera situation where he could just marry her, as she’s the heir). So he should’ve denied her, but I guess he caught the feelings and didn’t want to.

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Fui almoçar no Kinoshita, restaurante que recentemente foi premiado com uma estrela no Guia Michelin. Porque, eu não sei dizer. O restaurante decepciona na qualidade e execução dos pratos. Estive no Kinoshita algumas vezes ao longo dos anos e minha impressão sempre foi a mesma. Ambiente agradável, atendimento mais sisudo e comida mediana. Sabendo o que pedir dava para comer bem. Dava, não dá mais. Vamos lá. Em 2017 o chef Tsuyoshi Murakami, que comandou a casa por muitos anos, saiu do Kinoshita. Desde então foi aquela dança das cadeiras. Chefs entraram, mudaram a direção da casa, não deu certo e saíram. Mais recentemente o ótimo chef Tadashi Shiraishi passou por lá, mas também não ficou. Esta falta de direção é evidente. Comecei pelo Martini Kinoshita (R$ 41,81, vodka, amora, suco de cranberry e sake). A gelatina colada na base da taça causa má impressão. E o drink não tem relação com a sua descrição. Está mais para caipirinha de morango. O Usuzukuri (R$ 69,81, fatias de peixe branco com molho ponzu, nabo com pimenta e cebolinha) tinha gosto mais pronunciado. Também não consigo entender por que não chamar o peixe pelo seu nome. “Peixe branco” é dureza. O molho do Shake Butter (R$ 66,81, salmão selado com molho cítrico) não emulsionou corretamente e ficamos com partes de shoyu e partes de manteiga. O Shake Crispy (R$ 54,81, salmão com crocante de tempurá de legumes e ovas) é uma bagunça, similar a pratos que você encontra em rodízio japonês. O Ebi Tamago Don (R$ 80,81, tempurá de camarão, ovo cozido em baixa temperatura, gohan e molho teriyaki) tinha um bom tempurá, mas senti falta do molho. Por fim, o Choux Cream (R$ 19,81, profiterole recheado com creme), bolinhas secas recheadas com creme. A massa deveria ser mais leve e aerada, como a de um – olha só – profiterole. Ficou claro o despreparo da cozinha e a baixa qualidade técnica na preparação dos pratos. Eu inclusive questionei alguns pontos, como o molho do Shake Butter. A resposta foi “a cozinha errou mesmo”. Então tá. O Kinoshita é claramente um restaurante em transição. Espero que se acertem, pois ao menos por enquanto, entregam pouco e cobram como se estivessem tinindo. #kinoshita (at Kinoshita) https://www.instagram.com/p/CG-2JPSn5Ll/?igshid=112ynzbtg0iqf

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Creme de abóbora com crispy para o jantar

Os meses mais frios do ano chegaram e nada melhor do que aproveitá-los com um creme quentinho para ajudar a aquecer. Pensando nisso, a Flormel, que oferece uma série de produtos veganos, zero açúcar, sem glúten ou lactose separou uma receita de creme de abóbora com crispy de ervilha azeite e alho. O crispy de ervilha azeite e alho é um snack vegano de ervilha assada temperada com alho e sal rosa, com um toque de azeite extra virgem. Crocante, delicioso e muito nutritivo, o produto fornece 9,5g de proteínas, além de ser rico em fibras e formulado com apenas 4 ingredientes naturais. O crispy pode ser consumido puro ou como complemento de sopas ou saladas, inclusive. Confira o passo a passo desse creme de abóbora. Ingredientes: 2 colheres de azeite de oliva; 1 cebola picada pequena; 2 dentes de alho picados; 1 xícara de leite vegetal; 1 kg de abóbora em cubos; 4 xícaras de caldo de legumes; 150g de tofu em cubos; 1 crispy de ervilha azeite e alho; Sal a gosto. Preparo: Em uma panela, aqueça o azeite, doure a cebola e alho. Ponha a abóbora e refogue por dois minutos. Junte aos poucos o caldo de legumes e deixe a abóbora cozinhar até ficar macia. Espere amornar e bata no liquidificador. Desligue o fogo, junte o tofu e salpique a salsa. Sirva com crispy de ervilha azeite e alho. O crispy de ervilha azeite e alho pode ser encontrado nas principais gôndolas dos principais supermercados ou pelo site em: https://www.flormel.com.br/. Entre Read the full article