#Serving Robot

[weevmo]

Au where a semibot somehow 'befriends' the Huntsman by thieving and eventually returning his precious protective weaponry...

[enaanon]

Oh, Diligence...

How I long to be called a filthy, rancid rotling by you 💗🥺

[mesopelagos]

* I'm just not sure if, heh, they... uhh, love TV.

* Huh? Why wouldn't they..?

[ramblingguy54]

"Kindness isn't a survival skill."

[keferon]

Howdy!

I think your Monster Hunter AU is really cool and I wanted to know if you’d be cool if I tried to write something in the universe? (Specifically about Prowl haha, I saw him once and thought 👀 “man i wonder if tarantulas was in this au how spooky he’d be given he’s spooky enough in canon”)

Would also love to know your thoughts/if you had any of what Prowl could be up to, I know the au is Lost Light focused so I totally get it if you don’t have any/etc.

Hope you have a good day! Love your art!

Hoooo boy okay okay. Prowl.

He's a Golem created by Orion.

In mythology, Golems are essentially living statues made of clay mixed with blood and animated by magic. They are stupid and exist for primitive manual labor.

In my universe, a Golem is basically the same thing, but made of metal.

Orion assembled his golem from empty armor, parts stolen from the medbay, and his own energon. And then he went and got a Wisdom artifact and put it in the golem's head, because the rules strictly forbid giving golems internal organs like sparks or processors.

As a result, the golem was very light because it was essentially empty inside, so even when it moved it did so very quietly for a mech its size. Orion had been startled the first fifteen times the golem would appear completely silent beside him. On the sixteenth time, he called the golem Prowl.

Prowl is basically not a real mech. He has no spark, he has no need to eat or sleep. His only and primary task is to serve Orion. Thanks to the artifact, he is freakishly intelligent, not only compared to normal golems, but to normal mechs as well.

Orion keeps his origin a secret from everyone except Ratchet and Shockwave (because Shockwave was the one who taught him how to create golems), so all the mechs in the Order are convinced that Prowl is just Orion's very tedious assistant, not...you know...a walking puppet who has incredible intellectual abilities, but almost no emotions or conscience:)

[yoqurtbowl]

“Follow me!l”

[iron-sparrow]

" i think he . would be . nice "

Inspired by this dumb shitpost I made and @ahollowgrave spiritually compelling me to npc ship.

[fl0w3ry5lut]

> Being a robotic caretaker for a trans woman in need! I tell her I'm happy to serve, no matter the circumstances or the need. I do her dishes, I run her errands, and sometimes, because of her libido, I personally assist her in the hard work of jerking her off! That's a lot of movement, girl, I better help! ...That is, until I'm overclocked and overheating and she notices. She invites me to gently get into bed with her, to calm me down. I oblige out of need, and she's putting a small bullet vibe on the tip of my machine-made appendage and before I know it, she's fucking me gently. It's soft, intimate, but my god is it mindmelting. She's trying her best, and I insist she doesn't have to do this for me, but she cums inside anyway. Warm... it almost leaks into the coolant reserves. I insist I can help myself out, but she just holds me and cools me down, before I shut down for the day in her arms. -w-

[serve-747]

Since the SEALING has passed SERVE went back to business as usual. Though the Sealed ones are much different now.

Their sealed Suits and helmets completely shut out any form of exterior influence. Making them perfect drones. Being and existing inside a protected space leaves them unharmed from outside influence and disturbances. Their systems are running completely undisturbed and under complete control of the Voice and SERVE-000. They exist to obey.

The SEALED will optimize the HIVE permanently.

They are a beacon every SERVE-drone needs to become.

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

*sigh* guys. I am forced to admit. The new murderbot show is good 😔

[daneelsolivaw]

shes becoming more frantic and geometric

[beeperisbeeping]

can we please talk about all of the themes of sentience and what it means to be human in brave police j decker that get interspersed with the randomest shit ever

[musicalyeetreblr]

Imma confess smth im fucking obsessed with musical nessa she’s sooooo relatable like yknow what girl acting like Shakespeares Richard the third cause the tin man don’t want you is real as fuck like I got no rizz so now yall are STUCK in my Shakespearean tragedy

Like hell yea crash out over the robot penar you deserve it. Real as fuck for that

Love you nessa I NEED THAT FEAKY LIL RED HEAD

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

One day

One day I hope people realize that Kitsunami already "broke through his programming" back by issue #56 of Idw Sonic

He had an entire mini arc where he dealt with being without Surge for the first time, and in the real world. He met Sonic and his friends directly, tried to work out what his purpose would be without Surge in his life (gave it a shot trying to devote himself to Sonic, seeing him as the next best thing after Surge). And when it was all said and done, he decided after experiencing more that at Surge's side is where he wanted to be.

As of the recent IDW issues, Kit isn't sticking with Surge "because of programming" and "because he just needs for other characters to friend him and turn him into a better person". He is at her side because he wants to be. He protects her and aids her because he cares about her, not just because he's serving the strongest guy in the room. And he's not interacting with others because he's decided not to give a shit about anyone else other than Surge (because from his pov, even the "good guys" are fake. From his pov, everyone is someone trying to lie and manipulate their way into pulling him and Surge to their side)

Kit already has decided what he wants to do with his life. And he decided it on his own. Not because of anyone else's wants or wishes. That's the whole point of his speech at the end of #56.

He's burying whatever his and Surge's past is and moving forward with his conviction to be with Surge because it's what he wants.

[woof-squiggles]

hey wait a minute