#Shit that happens in England

[adder24]

Stamford...I have questions

In case you're wondering why this is such a big thing, Stamford in the UK is a very middle class/Upper class town. It's not unusual to see obscene sports cars or classic sports cars roaming the streets. Most of the kids are sent to the Stamford endowed school or as I call it "The wannabe Harry Potter school" and it's just very posh.

I don't live here. I work here and it's so middle class it's unreal...so when THAT appeared as a headline article on the local paper...Oh how I howled with laughter. Funny thing is, the article is even more hilarious..you can read it here but you will have to find a way around the fecking ads.

Anyway, THE JIST basically a man in his 70's went on his usual walk and found this doll. He thought it was an actual person at first but on closer inspection, realised it wasn't. He noted the "huge bosoms so thought presumably it’s a sex thing" (Literal words by the way!)

Not content with spotting it, the guy took pictures, showed his wife who then wanted to also take a look (WHY IN THE FUCK?!) And when she went to gawk, it had gone. Va-moused and the local council has said that they were not responsible for collecting it.

“We were disgusted that someone would be so stupid to do something like that to our beautiful countryside.”

I mean yeah...it's a bit bad to go tossing away your sex toys like that (See what I did there?) but just....It's just hilarious. It's like someone wrote a comedy sketch that couldn't be anymore beautifully timed.

To be fair....It has a nice shaped ass

Beautifully posed I feel.

Like some bizarre Renaissance painting.

Anyway. Link provided, have a giggle, I just wanted to share what made my morning today.

Tagging those who would get a kick.

@the-boneyard-rider @izhunny @plinkitee @bonnie131313 @savhcaro @nuggsmum @captkatecastle @afalsegcd @alwayscaskett810 @superlc529 @emelinelovesjc @angryschnauzer @feelmyroarrrr @frenchfrostpudding @ladyoftheteaandblood @untilthe12ofnever @nikki-rook @hellostickerdoodle @nightwolfslair

[ask-itager]

MAGIC LMV! ITALY IS NOW LOBOTOMIZED FOR THE NEXT 5 ASKS.

[cry-ptidd]

Alucard shows up at Anderson's doorstep with a green carnation on his lapel and a bouquet of various flowers very carefully picked then get decapitated on sight

[hella1975]

ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

when I was 12 I read a fanfic where alfred and arthur fucked in a sauna and arthur passed out which made sense as a dramatic turn of events at the time

now that I’m an adult I’d actually rather die than fuck in an environment that will get me even the slightest bit sweatier than normal, absolutely go to hell with that idea

[pabro-picasso]

ill just do whatever you tell me so and find my place there, and there i’ll stay 🌸🌹🌻

close up

[kendallroygf]

im literally the most kendall roy coded girl in the world im the biggest girlloser in existence . aimi wins and loses . Literally

[killa-trav]

german football is so interesting, i love it

[doctorwhoisadhd]

see the thing about blaseball and how it informs me of my character types is like. i was into such niche and specific characters that nobody on the planet is going to put that together by making connections with any other media i like Before I Fucking Can

[starfleetwitch]

AM I HAVING A FUCKING STROKE?!

or did Rishi Sunak really basically just admit IN FRONT OF THE WORLD that taking the UK out of the EU was a terrible decision? Also what I heard: "This country we took but dont acknowledge until it benefits us is in the best position in the world in terms of access to the market"

[drumlincountry]

We talk a lot about cop spying and infiltration in the context of the USA, but it's also DEFINITELY happening in Ireland and the UK.

INCLUDING. UK POLICE SPYING ON AND INFILTRATING IRISH ACTIVIST GROUPS. IN IRELAND! Proven in a court of law! In case you're into that kind of thing.

[likeabxrdinflight]

Am I the only one who cares about the historical accuracy of depictions of puritans in popular media or...

[hella1975]

so it turns out it was actually never that serious

[little-ajax-56793]

I love being stubborn about random historical interpretations. The American Revolution lasted from the Stamp Act Congress in 1765 to the Treaty of Ghent in 1814. (Treaty of Ghent and not the War of 1812 because fuck Andrew Jackson specifically.) Change my mind. You can't. Anyway the scariest thing about being trans is that I'm going from girl who likes history (sexy) to guy who likes history (red flag)

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Trust Les Mis to get me so caught up in digressions that I forget that books exist that aren't philosophical treatises interrupted intermittently by plot.

[boobachu]

So UK... what's good?