#Shoko you gotta help he's killing-

[vagabond-umlaut]

ramé 5.0

love.

a word everyone spells as l-o-v-e, except one certain young sorcerer – to whom it appears h-a-p-p-y, to whom it appears h-a-v-o-c – to whom it appears the shape of the letters of your name.

you, on the other hand, forget how to spell when the same word is before you – a fact which, your admirer reckons, would have been a major problem were he not he – that is, were he not the one and only 'gojo satoru'.

and thus begins, the plan.

and thus begins, the six steps to catch one's crush's eye — by the six eyes.

|5/6| splurge on gifts.

[READ 1.0 HERE AND 2.0 HERE AND 3.0 HERE AND 4.0 HERE!]

▸ student!gojo satoru x student!reader; fem!reader; classic example of 'if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain' chapter - grab an umbrella, folks! 🥰 [this is simply a soft romantic(??) angst fest before the happy ending next chapter, ppl! 😊]

▸ find other parts of 'ramé' and other [stand-alone] fics set in the same universe as this work here! anyways, image, divider & characters ain't mine. pls don't plagiarize, translate or repost this. enjoy reading! ❤️

"and what can this be?"

the silver of the bracelet glints, the tiny sapphires in its rim adding a sparkling effect as you show it to gojo. the boy drags his gaze from it to you, lips pressing into a line as he takes in the way you're looking at him.

two months back, if someone even merely insinuated at the fact you might be growing distant from him, he wouldn't have thought once before retaliating with a mean word or hit.

and, to be just, why on earth would he not?

yes, the 'date' he had proposed to take you on post mission remained just a proposal - many thanks to the old geezers and their knack for providing severely understated mission details [bitter sarcasm wholly intended] - but that didn't drive a wedge between you both; quite the opposite, in fact.

two months back, he found you sobbing at his bedside in the school infirmary, lips pressing kisses to his bruised knuckles time and again, while you kept mumbling on how you should've been more wary and cognizant of your surroundings, how he shouldn't have switched his infinity off to guard you from the caving roof and how you would buy him a milion sweets if he promised to not be reckless, but wouldn't hesitate to kill him with your CT if he broke the promise even once.

lovingly overprotective in an irresistibly cute way - that's exactly how you grew to be around gojo in the days he was healing, in the latter's eyes. suguru and shoko's comments too grew less teasing and more encouraging with time then - something which made him think, the feelings in his being might not be as one-sided as he tends to believe at times.

something which made him think, there might not be a day he has to imagine without your radiant grin directed at him, for him, because of him.

yet, now... as he regards you with utmost attention...

the sorcerer can't help but deem the unimaginable to have occurred.

face grim, eyes dull, lips puckered into a scowl, every fucking time you've come across him since your return to school from your home...

it doesn't really take a genius to gather you don't really want to be in his vicinity - a realisation which leads to your best friend of a decade and a few years to shower a torrent of gifts on you.

under the impression, that's what will return your keen undivided gaze to him - an impression, he watches, being tainted wrong with every other second that passes under the fading daylight.

you return the bracelet to its box and place it in the bag, one the boy knows contains the other gifts he had left at your doorstep or sent via shoko or haibara to you, the past month - and one you intend to give him back - 'cause for what else could you have asked to meet him at the training grounds this evening, carrying the bag, if not this?

wishing, not for the first time, for his six eyes to be able to glean your current state of mind, he asks, scooting slowly, deliberately to your seated form on the bench, "did you not like it, shor-"

"please don't call me that."

the grin slowly unfurling on gojo's lips stutters, then vanishes in the heat of the fury of your eyes. he watches your gaze roam over his face once before skittering away. your voice grows a mild tremor, "please don't call me that. i don't want to hear that nickname ever again."

the soda can nearly slips from between his fingers onto the grass below before he grasps it again, firmer this time, and tosses it upside down to empty it into his mouth. it's a brand you had introduced him to, gojo reminisces, on a day just like this... grins and squeals as you jumped in front of the vending machine, so, so joyed that it had your favourite drink.

soon after, it became the white-haired boy's favourite drink too - but no longer now. not when the fruity tang of the liquid, which endeared it to you as you claimed, tastes like the metallic clang of blood to him.

now, many might call gojo overdramatic here - you've asked him not to call you that countless times now, for fuck's sake - but many don't know you the way your friend does. in horrifying contrast to before, a note of revulsion exists in your words.

undisguised disgust paired with loathing.

sharp enough to pierce infinity, past skin, muscles, ribs and layers of tissues and chains, into that stupid organ strumming melancholic rhythms now, your name bleeding raw from its walls.

superfluous, some might scoff - but they'll have never known there's a dark side to love, the one gojo's traversing now. though... the young sorcerer muses, finishing the drink and sending it into the trash can with a flick of his cursed energy, they'll never have known you. they'll never have known the degree to which the boy adores you, either.

a strong whoosh of wind hits the two of you, carrying the smell of wet earth with it. a sign of the arrival of your favourite season, your friend absently notes as he looks back at you.

the tip of your nose appears flushed red.

"and may i know why?"

shock brims your gaze at the soft question. gojo watches you cough up a strained chuckle. "i knew you to be more assertive. demanding. never thought you could request for an explanation... what changed, 'to-" you still for a beat, then continue, burning another bridge, same as the boy feared an instant too early, "i mean, gojo-senpai?"

"you're the best person to answer that," the mentioned person replies with lips forming a gentle curve. yes, the limitless user's always been one hell of a self-assured person - it comes free with the package of receiving god-like treatment by most from before you can crawl - but there exist times when all that - the fight, the zeal, the energy - every one of those just ebbs away from his body, rendering him the hapless spectator, and victim, to the car crash.

except a car crash might hurt less than the careless sneer you shoot his way, coupled with an eye roll. you never gave him such a look in the past, before you went back home for the vacation. just what-

"i think you know why i called you here, yeah?" you ask, picking the bag up and pushing it towards him. the things inside it rattle; the boy wonders if you even went through those two books he sent you. they were from the series you had babbled, ranted and gushed to him on for hours on end on numerous occasions, once upon a time.

gojo nods briefly, though doesn't spare it even a glance. it doesn't go past your notice, he notes, given the way your eyes jump from him to his gifts, then to your fiddling fingers. "well, that's one box ticked off," you say, "and as for the other-"

"i know that too; you need not say every fucking thing out loud," your senpai cuts you off with a mirthless inflection to his tone, eyes falling down onto his sneakers. it was a gift from you on his last-

bloody hell, why does everything have to be a sore reminder of you?

"not saying it out loud doesn't make it any less real," your quiet voice tears through his thought, and he looks up. hoping, desperately so, a tender smile is waiting on your features, reserved for him - only to see every hope of his get dashed into the dirt by your frown.

his best friend was right. gojo's pathetically down for you.

a thunder rumbles in the distance.

you continue, "but since you've asked me not to, i guess i won't. that's the least i can do-"

"but what went wrong?" the question hurtles past the confines of his mouth into the stormy air. and, for once, gojo decides not to conceal the moisture in his eyes behind his shades. removing the eyewear, he moves to sit right beside you, approaching to take your hand in his.

you jerk away from him.

as if you were fire and he, water.

as if you were sun and he, non-luminous scarred moon threatening to eclipse your joy.

the white-haired boy retracts his hand away. you glance at him once before averting your gaze away. he watches you clench your hands in a tight fist. "nothing was wrong, senpai," you mumble; gojo bites his lower lip to keep it from wobbling, "but there's always something tiny wrong in everything going right, ya know? i just feel we outgrew our phase of being friends."

the growl of thunder sounds closer this time. a drop of water lands on his thigh - the sorcerer doesn't bother to know if it is his eyes or those clouds above which finally welled over. voice thickening and breaking, a scoff leaves him, "you know, as well as me, that's the lamest excuse ever. and you called us being friends, right?" you take a moment then nod weakly. a pained sigh leaves him, "then what happened to being open with each other, hm? i thought we kept no secrets from each other."

the boy watches you keep your gaze stubbornly trained on the grass beneath. something within him breaks.

"c'mon, don't play dumb," gojo urges, plopping down onto the object of your attention, just so he can have a better view of your face. you face away with a frown. he prompts you again, hints of helplessness sneaking in between his words, "c'mon, shortie. don't look away with the shitty reason of us outgrowing our phase of friendship. we were - no, are the closest. you know, right? that you can tell me any-"

"not everything's meant to remain the same always, senpai!" the loud exclamation leaves your mouth. gojo stills and so do you. his eyes fall on the way you wring your hands once before stuffing them into your hoodie's pockets.

it isn't oversized on you, the realisation clicks into place in his mind.

you let out an exhale through your mouth, then pin him down with eyes teeming with what seems like weary distaste.

"can you please get up? you're creating an unnecessary scene right now."

if your words weren't enough, it's the way you utter them that leaves cracks and fissures in him. one more blow, and the boy's sure he'll be blown away into smithereens - an outcome he's trying to avoid [but knows, can't; every piece of armour he dons turns flimsy before you].

"is it 'cause you tended to my injuries then?" he asks. your lips strain into a line. casting him a sideways glance, you shake your head, "i'm many things but a liar ain't in the list, senpai. when i cared for you, it was from my heart. when i no longer wanna associate with you-"

a dark shadow falls over your features. rising from the bench, you shift your gaze skywards and back on him, "it'll rain pretty soon. you should get back inside."

there's something between summer evenings and you and him, gojo muses as he peers up at you.

it was a summer evening when you first came to visit the boy at this school.

it is a summer evening when you're turning your back on him in this same old school.

with the glaring exception of there being the warmth of your form beside him then versus the gnawing chill you're leaving behind now.

"you never completed your sentence," gojo points out, whispering.

[too loud and the sorcerer fears, the last interaction between the two of you will end as a horrid yelling match. besides, you like things with happy endings, don't you? he'll be sure to give you your happy ending as the last gift.]

you send a restrained twitch of lips his way. "i remember being asked not to say every fucking thing out loud, senpai."

a shaky smile is the only thing he finds he can muster in return, at the moment.

"suguru said you're leaving for your home tonight again," the student says, getting up from the ground and moving closer to, yet too far a distance from you. "don't drive with the windows down, okay? the weather's bad, you might catch a cold."

a muscle in your jaw twitches. the valley between your brows furrows.

gojo lets his smile widen a bit. so shallow. so hollow.

"don't worry," he says, "i'm taking this as seriously as you want me to. it's just that..." trailing off, the boy takes a step away. your feet move an inch towards him before you immediately withdraw them. a small mimicry of a laugh leaving him, gojo fixates his gaze on the iridescent colour of your irises.

"i've always seen you as someone way more than a mere childhood friend, y'know? and no matter what you say or do, i can never and will never stop seeing you the same way. i love you that much, short- oh! sorry, i'm not supposed to call you that, am i?."

a beat passes, then another, and another.

your response comes out as a garbled mess of letters and tears. "you're the worst person ever, 'toru. i hate you."

and with that and not another glance wasted anywhere, you whirl on your feet and dash back to the school.

leaving behind the echo of your words ringing in gojo's ears, louder than the thunder of the lightning crashing on a tree a little away.

▸ it's good to be back in the writing game, y'all! 😇😇

▸ series: we're the summer to our winter rain

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[siriuslysatorusimping]

Above Or Below? (Another Level Extra)

Okay, so, it's not a lot of the beatdown, but it's what I got for you guys lol

It's below the cut!

You can read Another Level on AO3 💕

2018

He felt his smirk grow to a sneer as he practically slammed the door open, meeting Naobito’s wary gaze.

“Heard you were waiting for me to pay you a little visit,” he said simply, raising his eyebrows when the man stayed silent. “Something you might wanna talk to me about? No?”

Naobito’s eyes narrowed at him as he shrugged his shoulders.

“You gonna tell me what the fuck you did to her? Or am I gonna need to start-”

“I saved her fucking life,” Naobito snapped. “She was the one stupid enough to come barging in, screaming at anyone she could find. And I tried to get her to a goddamn doctor, but she left before-”

“Doctor wouldn’t have fucking helped her and you know it,” Gojo cut him off. “She would have died if she’d stayed for your doctor, and that was why you were fucking panicking.”

Stepping closer, he felt his sneer grow.

“Who started the fight?”

Naobito clenched his jaw before he shrugged.

“I wasn’t here, so I don’t-”

He pulled his shades off as he glared at the old man, watching fear flash in his eyes for a moment.

“Don’t bullshit me, old shit,” Gojo ordered, watching Naobito tense further. “You talk to each other. And ya had to for this shit, yeah? To get your goddamn stories straight for when I showed up. But you’re gonna tell me the fucking truth and then you’re gonna tell me where the fuck Jinichi is.”

When Naobito didn’t answer, he narrowed his eyes.

“Who started the goddamn fight?”

“Jinichi started the fight,” Naobito admitted. “Hit her on her way out.”

Gojo grinned as he placed his shades back onto his face.

“Wasn’t so hard, was it?” he asked, his grin widening until he was baring his teeth. “Now, where is he?”

“I won’t have you killing a member of the Zenin clan over that-”

“Call her a mistake, old man,” Gojo said quietly, letting his shades slip back down. “Or a half-breed. Go on, you piece of shit.”

Part of him wanted the old man to do it. To give Gojo the excuse to kill him for being part of why she fucking saw herself that way. Called herself a goddamn half-breed when that shit never even fucking mattered.

When Naobito clenched his jaw again, Gojo sighed and ran his hand through his hair as he gave him a bored look.

“I’ll make you a deal,” he reasoned, stuffing his left hand into his pocket. “Unfortunately for me, I can’t beat him as bad as he beat her. Ya know why, old man?”

Naobito stayed silent and Gojo pushed his shades up as he gave him a cold grin.

“Because Jinichi would die before we got even halfway to how bad he beat Kurisaki. On top of that, I promised her I’d beat him within an inch of his life if she gave me the okay.”

Naobito’s eyes narrowed at the last statement, and Gojo smirked, shrugging carelessly.

“Which means I gotta avoid that margin, too,” he continued. “But I’m sure you know all about these little specifics, huh? So here’s our deal: You tell me where Jinichi is, and I’ll let you decide if we go above or below that. Two inches from death or half an inch. Your choice.”

“He’s with the rest of the Hei,” Naobito relented, his eyes narrowing when Gojo’s grin widened into a sadistic one. “They won’t stand by while you-”

“They will,” Gojo cut him off, clapping his hands together once. “You’ll tell them to. Because if they don’t, our little deal is void. And I won’t give anyone else the same courtesy he gets this time.”

Leaning closer, he let his shades slip again as he stared into Noabito’s eyes.

“Now, you didn’t say which: above or below?”

-

Gojo pulled the piece of paper from his pocket and held it up after he unfolded it.

“Had Shoko make a chart just in case you need visuals,” he said gleefully, watching Jinichi roll his eyes. “List of all Kurisaki’s injuries. Had ‘em listed in order of how severe they were. Y’see this line here? That is the line where shit starts becoming fatal. Now, you see all of this?”

He pointed to the graphic slowly and grinned when he saw the fear flicker through Jinichi’s eyes.

It had made Gojo feel sick when Shoko first handed it over.

Cracked skull, ripped lungs, broken sternum, four broken ribs, three cracked vertebrae, broken cheek bone, bruised larynx, broken left hand, misc. internal bleeding, ruptured spleen, broken nose…

Oh, this piece of shit had done a number on Rinko, alright.

Gojo was even more surprised she was still alive after seeing the full list.

He’d make her cum for each injury after the fatal line once he was done here.

If she didn’t pass out first, he thought as he looked at the list. Might be too many for one sitting. She usually started crying around four-

“According to science, she should have died here.” Gojo pointed to the little mark. “So, here’s what we’re gonna do- hang on, lemme just-”

He retrieved the measuring strip from his pocket, causing Jinichi to roll his eyes again. Holding it up to the chart, Gojo located the injury listed exactly two inches from the fatal mark.

“That is where I’ll stop.”

Stuffing the paper and measuring strip back into his pockets, he pressed his hands together happily.

“Two inches from death. Just as agreed.”

Warping behind Jinichi, Gojo rammed his fist into the back of his head, throwing him out of the room and into the courtyard.

“Heard that was the first hit, hm?” he called, holding his hand up beside to mouth to make sure he was heard. “Back of her head? Weren’t even brave enough to face her in a fair fight?”

Warping again, he raised his leg and kicked Jinichi in the back. Squinting slightly, he made sure he aimed correctly. Shoko had said the fifth vertebrae.

“Don’t worry,” he stated calmly, grabbing Jinichi by the throat and slamming him back into the ground. “I didn’t put enough behind that kick to snap your spine quite as bad as you did hers. Shouldn’t paralyze you, yeah?”

Sadly.

“Now, while I don’t have seven fists,” Gojo mused, grinning as he went over the list in his head. “I think I can move fast enough to simulate that damage.”

[dax-enfinity]

Do Shoko’s med school friends ever (attempt to) confront him?

I could see them trying their best but it doesn't help that Satoru is both charming and intimidating as fuck who can switch up in less than a second so they back away and try to opt for a more less dangerous confrontation

(That is by trying to talk to Shoko herself, key word: that doesn't work out either)

I could see one of Shoko's med school friends encountering Satoru for the first time in a night out for example and seeing Satoru lurking around all shady and stuff in the dark (he just wants her to get home safely)

But Shoko's like 'no, seriously, don't worry about it i can defend myself you know?'

So after Shoko's (normal) non-sorcerer friend group from med school have already encountered Satoru a few times and then they find out that Shoko's dating the guy they're like:

'there's no fucking way shoko's dating that guy, sure he's hot as hell but that doesn't take away the fact that he could be a serial killer!'

'he's gotta be yakuza, i'm being serious did you even see him?! white hair, wears some expensive sunglasses all the time, he's tall as fuck too!'

'if he's not a yakuza then he could be some crazy rich guy! like a rich cannibal guy that uses his money to keep killing people! that could explain why the fuck does shoko know how to do autopsies and open heart surgeries! she's the youngest out of all of us!'

'maybe that's why she somehow manages to survive all those goddamn muggings she gets into, not a single scratch!'

(They just worry about Shoko a little too much)

[vampyrsm]

Okey dokey discussion time!

Is there any version of a Gojo comeback that is more acceptable to you than another? Like say it’s a cursed corpse or if he’s considerably less human than he had been. OR if someone made a binding vow for their life in exchange for his.

It’s more likely that he sacrificed 3 of his 6 eyes and had the help of Shoko, Utahime and Gakuganji… and I don’t like that

I never really wanted him to come back, but if he does, I feel like it’s gotta be fucked up. Whether it be the method or the result, it’s gotta be fucked up. Anything else is just cheap pandering to fans and editors and destroys the last shred of dignity this story has

anyway jjk for the biggest fumble of the decade award when?

Honestly, no. I don't think there is an acceptable version, each one sounds like an attempt to save face. I don't know how he'd come back as a cursed corpse given Yaga and uh the Mechamura creator (forgot his name) was killed & no new ones have been shown in the manga.

Considerably less human; he's already done that when he died to Toji. It'd be a little boring IMO to repeat that LOL. Same with if he came back as a curse somehow, he'd just be Sugawara 2.0 but also I don't think anyone cursed him enough to make that happen. Everyone was pretty quick to move on from his death instead of wanting to curse it

Binding vow is possible but I still don't like it. He wouldn't win with three eyes either, he can't use Hollow Purple or even his domain without Six Eyes - also Gakuganji is NOT helping him come back to life, regardless of the fact Sukuna is rampaging through the entire sorcerer roster LMAO

I think the reason Gege is going to use is either it's a result of Yuuji's domain and Gojo's "spirit" is attached to that somehow idk or that Shoko managed to get to him quick enough because Ui Ui did swoop in very quickly

I do not want him to come back, and I don't want people to think I'm saying that to make them miserable that I want their fave to stay dead LMAO. I just don't want this manga that I love very much to fall to shitty writing, and it will because it's a consistent theme with Gege.

Just give Gojo the Jiraiya treatment Gege and move the fuck on. We all learned to deal with that eventually, I'm sure everyone can do the same with the pretty boy of the new generation of manga

[lilacskyly]

Interlude (Oc x Gojo Satoru)

Continuation of part of my fic that I'm not including in it.

“... is this thing even on?” a staticy voice asked no one in particular.

“Well maybe if you stopped hogging the camera, we could tell.” another voice sighed.

“Hey, let me try to help, Gojo.” a soft voice asked. The white haired male groaned reluctantly before handing the camera equipment over to the lilac eyed girl. She tinkered with it for a bit before humming. “Yeah, it’s on. I’ll set it up.”

The camera was placed on a tripod and aimed towards a group of four teenangers. The lilac haired girl sat down by the black haired dude and the brown haired girl with a cigar in her mouth, the white haired male sat across from her.

“Alright, who’s starting this thing?” Shoko sighed, taking a drag of her cigar.

Kishi shrugged, before looking at Geto and Gojo. “I’ll start.” Geto said, looking at Kishi. “Truth or dare, Kishi.”

“What!? Why am I the first target?”

“Simple, cuz you're the weakest out of all of us!” Gojo laughed, slapping his knee. 

Geto rolled his eyes, “Ignore him Rei, just remember if you refuse the dare or the truth, you gotta take a shot.” He gestured to the shot glasses you had prefilled for everyone. “So, which will it be?”

“Dare! I’m stronger than you all think!” she exclaimed proudly.

“Show your dm’s with one of us. It’s your choice.”

“My dm’s? Oh sure. Easy.” Kishi muttered, pulling up Shoko’s dm’s with her on her phone. “There.” 

Gojo instantly snatched her phone from her hands before quickly reading as much of the texts as he could. “.... your dms… are so dull! C’mon Kishi! Where’s all the drama?”

“I’ll never tell. Besides, Geto didn’t tell me which dm’s I had to show.”

“Aha! So you do have drama!” Gojo exclaimed before Geto took the phone for himself.

“... he’s right.. You just had to pick the most mundane dm’s, didn’t you?” Suguru sighed.

“She’s playing the game well, can’t blame her for that.” Shoko laughed.

“Okay, who’s going next?”

“Shoki! Truth or dare?” you asked happily.

“Dare.”

“I dare you to give your biggest dare to Satoru!” 

“WHAT!?” Gojo screamed.

Kishi stuck her tongue out at him. “Sucks to suck!”

“So I can just pass on a dare to him?” Shoko asked. You and Geto nodded eagerly. “Alright… Gojo, I dare you to do marry, fuck, or kill with us.”

“What!? What happened to the kiss option!?” he whined.

“Just answer and stop stalling.” Suguru sighed. 

“Fineeeeee…. Marry Kishi, fuck Suguru and uh guess that means I kill you Shoko, sorry boss.” he shrugged. 

Kishi’s face went flushed. “Y-you’d fuck Suguru!?”

“It’s cuz he wants to marry you.” Shoko sighed. “Who would’ve known.”

“What!?” Kishi and Gojo yelled in unison. 

“Hell no! I-I like Kishi yeah but not like that!”

Suguru laughed before bringing out his phone to show the group. 

“What is this Geto?” Kishi asked.

“My dm’s with Satoru, thought you'd enjoy them.” he laughed as Gojo tried desperately to grab Geto’s phone. 

“Geto!! Stop showing those!” Gojo exclaimed.

“Suguru, why are you showing them?” Shoko asked.

“Cuz, he’s stubborn and won’t do this himself. Let’s see, 1:36 am “Dude, I don’t get it. When I’m near Kishi, it gets hard to breathe” and “Do you think I should try asking her out?””

“GETO!” Gojo screamed, blushing like a maniac before tackling Geto.

Kishi paused before laughing loudly. Gojo looked at Kishi horrified. “Pfft! Seriously, you thought you’d get me with that guys!? Gods… Gojo wouldn’t be that serious ever first of all, and second, you’d think I’d believe he likes me? Of all people? Hell no!”

Gojo looked at her sadly while Geto simply sighed. “You never know, Rei.  Maybe a miracle could happen.” Gojo went on his phone, typing something frantically before Geto’s phone buzzed. Shoko raised an eyebrow to him as Satoru glared at him, mouthing ‘shut it’.

Geto’s phone buzzed sporadically. He groaned before picking up his phone.

“Are you guys done texting each other?” Shoko groaned. Gojo put his phone down before scooting next to Kishi.

“Kishiii~ Truth or dare.” Gojo cooed.

She tilted her head. “Uh.. dare?”

“Alrighty… I dare you… to stay with me forever.” Gojo asked, his voice taking a more serious tone. “I dare you to always come to me when you need it, to rely on me and to trust me.”

“Um, where is this coming from Goji?” she asked, blushing a bit.

“Let’s just say.. You deserve more than what you have currently. I want to help you get what you deserve.”

“Pfft, how is she supposed to fulfill that?” Shoko chuckled.

Gojo shrugged, “It’s up to her and time.”

[ryukatters]

yeah…I’m trying to convince myself that gojo is really gone because it’s going to hurt like shit if I start to have hope and he doesn’t come back 😭

……and with that being said. I have some thoughts to help me cope.

1.) Gojo states that he hopes what he’s experiencing (reuniting with geto, yaga, etc.) isn’t a dream. While this has caused a lot of us to immediately go “oh, he’s dead dead” since he’s seems content, apart of me found it interesting how he states that yet we get no actual answer as to whether or not it is just a dream. We see him smiling with geto and waving to what it seems like to be everyone else in the afterlife, but there’s no dialogue.

Gojo saying that he hopes this all isn’t a dream reminded me of this character named Gray (from fairy tail) who was in this fake reality and states that he wishes it was real since he was with the girl he loved and had a family with her. But, nonetheless he broke out of that fake reality because he knew he still had stuff to do.

While Gojo seems content with being dead, he does state something he somewhat regrets: not being able to tell Megumi about Toji.

and while he counters that with how he told shoko to take care of it, Gege has stated that Gojo will be the one to tell Megumi about Toji.

(honestly, I think Megumi is going to die and see gojo in the afterlife and that’s when he’s going to find out but 😭 this is me coping 😔)

Anyways, that’s still a regret he has. And it’s about Megumi. And what condition is Megumi in right now? Well, he’s pretty fucked up rn 😭

But I think that even though Gojo wants to be dead, he knows that there’s still stuff he has to do.

I think there’s still a chance he’ll come back, especially because we TECHNICALLY didn’t see him stop breathing, S*kuna praised him and Gojo smiled then we saw his face—we technically haven’t seen him taken his last breath (my delusions are so powerful 😭) also his head is still on his body, and Gojo has made it a statement that although you make think he’s dead, he had a chance to come back as long as he has his head, which is why you go. for. the. head.

2.) Shoko using RCT and Yuta possibly helping Shoko with that

3.) Writing.

Genuinely, I think an extremely good writer move to do in this situation would be to bring Gojo back, like sincerely I really do think that.

Now, before continuing this, I’d like to state that if Gege doesn’t do this; it doesn’t make Gege a shit writer. Some characters/plots can be hyped up intentionally, just for the good guys to lose because that’s what gets to readers. That’s why the Jjk as a whole hits so hard—that’s what a major theme of the story.

But…I really do think this would make it a better arc for Gojo since an ongoing theme for him has always been his identity, I mean in interviews Gege literally says that he lacks a personality.

I think Gojo going “north” and him coming back, but not necessarily fighting anymore and it’s more of him accepting that he’s Gojo Satoru, not just the strongest, would be a beautiful way to tie up his arc. not to mention, s*kuna didn’t refer to him as “the strongest” but called him by his name, Gojo Satoru.

I know a big thing about Gojo’ death, was that it was a very dishonoring death and kind of felt like a cop out since Gege has spoken on struggling with killing Gojo, thus him getting sealed.

I really do think there’s more that can be done with Gojo, but again, I don’t think this is that kind of story. Gege could 100% just plan to make this a full on tragedy just like with Greek plays, to show the faults of humanity and it’s effects

— 🕊️ (are you fine with emoji anons, if you’re not then just ignore this little emoji bit!)

i feel like that little airport scene is almost like purgatory/in between life and death. there's gotta be a reason why gojo meets his friends in an airport and not school or something. is he leaving to go somewhere? (i am also delusional)

i've never read anything where gege said that gojo would be the one to tell megumi about toji so maybe that can be another fragment of hope i can hold on to 😭

and yes i have faith in my girl shoko and my manz yuta! kashimo distract sukuna so they can drag his body away or smthn idk

i agree that having him live as just satoru gojo, a human, would have been the best conclusion for him but i guess we'll have to wait and see what gege's cooking (bc i know he's cooking something)

[daynada]

JJK Characters Crushing On You

❥ Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

❥ Content: Headcanons

❥ Date: May. 21. 21

❥ Word Count: 3865

❥ Content Warning: Cheesy, poor grammar, fluff, humor, bad pick up line, horrendous flirting

❥ Characters Featured/Mentioned: Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara, Fushiguro Megumi, Kiyotaka Ijichi, Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento

❥ Notes: I put more effort in this than my own school work haha kill me pls. - Daynada ❧

Itadori Yuuji:

Everyone knows he’s pining for you

❥ He either knows (eventually) or doesn’t (he definitely doesn’t have a damn clue)

❥ Does the most to make you smile

❥ But this may entail being stupid since he likes hearing you laugh

❥ He gets flack for it - gets lectured by Nanami a lot

❥ He’ll talk about you a lot to literally anyone and everyone; won’t even realize it either

❥ Especially to Megumi

❥ And Megumi just wants to cease in existence it’s 12 am go to bed Yuuji

❥ Gojo-dad is so proud of Itadori for liking someone like you

❥ If he flirts (unknowingly even) with you

❥ And that annoys everyone - it’s so obvious you both like each other MIGHT AS WELL DATE

❥ Everyone around y’all is irritated or has ears stuffed with ear plus

❥ “How are they still friends”

❥ “Cos they’re both oblivious”

❥ “Now now it’s just part of their charm”

❥ Unison: “Charm???”

❥ Team Gojo definitely making bets on who confesses their love first

❥ Todo gives him horrible and unsolicited lovely advice and Yuuji’s just like:??? Yeah he’ll definitely embarrass his best friend in front of you yup

❥ Will allow you to care for him like bandage his beaten ass up

❥ Even with the power levels of being a half-curse, this dummy will still manage to get boo-boos if he’s not paying attention to himself

❥ “(Y/n)?? What’re you doing here? Wait if you’re here, and I’m here - then WHO’S FLYING THIS PLANE”

❥ “Yuuji we’re not in a plane, you fell on your head. And it’s Iichiji who’s driving us to see Shoko”

❥ He’s very reckless and gets sad when you scold him about being careless on missions

❥ Sad puppy dog eyes pls forgive him you’re the one person he can’t disappoint

❥ Gotta get his ass out of trouble a lot of the time

❥ He loves making you laugh

❥ Yuuji finds your laugh alluring and contagious - doesn’t understand he tried his damn hardest every time he tells you a joke

❥ He’ll laugh at your jokes even if your humor dry

❥ Makes you recite memes with

❥ Specifically dead Vines 🤢 (I liked Vine, relax)

❥ Invites you to his room to watch anime marathons and trades manga with you

❥ In times of comfort:

❥ When you get to know him, he’ll be able to open up to you more

❥ You let him vent to you as he wants you to confide in him as well

❥ He likes to brush his emotions off like it doesn’t really matter but you show him the greater value of his well-being

❥ He’s grateful for you letting him open up about the messiness of his mind

❥ Likes to give you compliments all the time:

❥ You couldn’t help but wonder that he compliments people as usual

❥ If he starts to notice you’re questioning it he’ll give you MORE COMPLIMENTS: specifically words of affirmation

❥ Because in his eyes you’re his universe

❥ Doesn’t get very much jealous when someone flirts with you:

❥ “I can understand why that person likes you. It’s easy! I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in the world fell for you!”

❥ This boy wears his heart on his sleeve H E L P

Overall: Won’t know that he’s smitten of you until his friends tell him, so pls don’t be dumb lmao

Kugisaki Nobara:

HYPES. YOU. UP.

❥ Drops pickup lines like their 200 lbs weighed dumbbells

❥ Trust + Love = You guys share each other’s closet

❥ Pamper her and she’ll give you her all

❥ Probably tried to make you laugh when she found out she liked you

❥ If the joke didn’t hit she’s mentally cursing herselfFUCKSHITDAMNIT

❥ Probably constantly asks her guy friends “quick! (Y/n) is coming - how do I look???” when you’re approaching them every time

❥ Itadori and Megumi: “you look the same as usual” every time

❥ Probably threatened to punch them or said they’re no help

❥ Makes it obvious she’s flirting with you

❥ She definitely sent you a photo of herself lip bite and everything “nooo don’t be sad you’re so sexy haha” unironically

❥ Don’t blame her okay she’s head over heals

❥ Eventually realizes how corny she can be

❥ Will def make time for you

❥ Invites you for activities such as:

❥ Shopping, eating out somewhere or eating junk food in, and binge-watching trash television and self-care hours (face masks, etc)

❥ Shopping may entail you hold her stuff or invite Yuuji just to make him do it

❥ Lmao poor baby

❥ If anyone insults you or even disregards your well-being (even for a second) - chaos will ensue

❥ Will definitely cut a bitch if anyone hurts your feelings

❥ Nobody messes with Nobara’s crush except for Nobara!

❥ Gets easily jealous when someone else flirts with you but plays it off well at first until you’re both alone

❥ Will give you the cold shoulder: “Oh don’t you have somewhere to be? Like a date with that person, you were talking to earlier? So are you guys like an item or something now?”

❥ “Nobara, they were asking me directions for the nearest bathroom”

❥ Also again with the compliments + sexual innuendos + pickup lines just to make u blush aw

❥ She also expects compliments

❥ ”So... how do I look?”

❥ “Well “Gorgeous” is an understatement”

❥ She blushes horrendously and calls you an idiot hiding her happy grin

❥ She’ll be hyping you up: “thiccums 😳”

❥ And you might just have a flattest of asses but she don't care she thinks you’re hawt don’t tell her otherwise she’s always right

❥ Just want Nobara to tell me my flat ass is fat 😔

❥ However, if the roles are reversed she’ll act like she’s oblivious even though she’s clearly burning up

❥“Nobara, are you France because Eiffel for you”

❥ Even something as cheesy as that she just completely ascends: her crush is flirting with her what a great time to be alive

Overall: Flirty protective feisty wifey she’ll probably beat you if you don’t realize her feelings quicker rip

Fushiguro Megumi:

Pays attention to details about you and always gives you helpful advice

❥ Seems like an aloof and distant guy but this boy is hopelessly in love

❥ At first, he’ll give you advice - he wants the best for you to seek your fullest potential

❥ BUT he will definitely find (no he's gotta lot to admire you for 👀) something to compliment you about

❥ Only when no one else is nearby

❥ Cos if he did he’d be teased

❥ r e l e n t l e s s l y

❥ First, it’ll be about your skill/technique/game plan

❥ Will give you a few criticisms just because he thinks highly of you, to be honest

❥ “Fushiguro, can you help me fix my form” asking if he can position you into a better fighting stance

❥ The least he’ll do is adjust your shoulders because if he does anything else...

❥ Megumi.exe stopped working

❥ Tries to keep the tips/advice and compliments (sometimes) simple - not over the top like Mr. Itadori, but nonetheless, it’s still heartwarming for you that he does it quite often to you than literally anyone else

❥ Eventually, he’ll be once a little more straightforward and say “you look nice in that color” but he definitely stutters

❥ Doesn’t realize he’s staring at you

❥ You’ll be in conversation and laughing at a roast session of: Itadori

❥ (Srsly stop this bullying🥺)

❥ And Fushiguro glances up at you is just like 😳

❥ He e a d o r e s you

❥ Observes you getting to know details

❥ He’ll try your favorite snacks, watch movies/shows you’re interested in, etc

❥ Will try new things with/for you even if it’s a bit out of his comfort zone/hasn’t thought about trying before

❥ Be patient with little bby pls

❥ “I don’t understand this (but I’ll do this because I care and I want to understand)”

❥ If you guys have a mission near the city, probably Ita, Kugi, and Gojo do some shopping (they definitely will ) Megumi disappears and brings ur favorite snack

❥ He’s quiet so he’ll accidentally scare you

❥ “Oh my gosh, you bought me [insert fave snack] thank you sm Fushiguro!”

❥ Your smile is more beautiful than thousands of suns and fields of flowers it’s killing him stop it

❥ If you share with him he might just explode

❥ You’re looking at something cute?

❥ Okay he just bought it for u

❥ Managed to find him a key chain/charm of a black and white doggy

❥ You held out your hands gifting him the tiny shikigami replica

❥ And he’s just like

❥ "For me????”

❥ Like yeah dummy you bought (y/n) so much stuff

❥ Tearing up inside

❥ He’s so happy and he gives u soft smile “ty 🙂😊”

Overall: Yeah he’s lowkey about it, but highkey a disaster

Bonus:

Nanami Kento:

Doesn’t need you to ask him to put your things away and just does things for you

❥“Oh Nanami you don’t have to do that” been the 7th time you’ve said that and every time you couldn’t stop him

❥ The 3rd time he does it he gives you a look that says “You can’t be that dense right? Surely you know by now?”

❥ Also buys you food

❥ Especially when you forget to eat aw

❥ He tells you the importance of eating in a timely manner; it sounds like scolding from the outside but this man just cares about his baby I mean crush

❥ Will eventually ask if you want to have dinner at his place (because even though he seems stoic this guy is probably the most contemplative person HE DOESNT WANNA SCREW THIS UP AH)

❥ Might tease him: “So this is a date?👀”

❥ Catches you off surprise two can play that game: “Is it?”

❥ When you’re teasing goes too far:

❥ Playful chases after you around the kitchen like a married COUPLE OH MY G-

❥ LOWKEY about it but prides himself every time whenever he makes you giggle after calling Gojo a dumbass

❥ Or any sarcastic snarky comment since he comes off monotone

❥ You give him reasons to indulge in his feelings and emotions, things that wouldn’t have mattered if he hadn’t met you, life in general

Overall: This man pines for you. Please give his heart a break and marry him already damn :(((

Gojo Satoru:

Crushing on you is obvious with him because he’s very touchy with you

❥ TICKLE FIGHTS

❥ You lose as always because he’s not ticklish

❥ What kind of sorcery???

❥ He knows he teases you a lot

❥ Whether to: fluster you

❥ Annoy you (naturally)

❥ But when he makes you laugh

❥ He’s so proud but he’s grinning like a lovesick fool smitten with you

❥ Replays your laugh in his mind

❥ Anyone around him just sees humming a tune of a love song and it’s just:

❥ “Adults shouldn’t smile like that - it’s unwarranted,” Kugisaki said along the lines

Overall: Big stinky love-sickened menace annoys the life out of you

[roscgcld]

HEADCANONS + GOJO SATORU || sweet but ‘scary’ s/o

request: How would Satour react if crush/future s/o was sweet and caring person, but could turn into a deadly assassin badass when they need too?

note: i feel like you’re a returning requester because the of the typo for gojo’s name lol. I see you reappearing in my inbox so much. i’m chilled with it, it makes me happy that you enjoy my writing enough to come back c: i did change the request a little cause i couldn’t finish it after writing half of the headcanon lol - so i hope you don’t mind c:

i based this around this post!

pronouns: them/they

everyone knows you as the ‘sweet and warm sensei’ that everyone can turn to when things start to get too much

a parental figure that will listen to their issues without judgement, or feeling the need to give them advice; just someone who they can just rant to without needing to hear anything back in reply 

on days where they are just overwhelmed with work, you’d come into the study room with bags of snacks, asking if they want to go to the rec room in their dorm for a well deserved break

you’re the same for your co-workers/fellow graduated classmates - when you were a student in the college, you are considered as the sweet and caring senpai who bakes snacks for everyone

so you cannot believe their shock when you had gotten together with gojo - to which everyone threatened gojo at least twice to take care of you; unless he wants to feel their wrath 

and i headcanon that even though gojo always claims that he is the ‘strongest sorcerer alive’ - an angry shoko never fails to send shivers of fear up his spine

but in general, after awhile they realised that somehow, you managed to tame the ‘wild and rambunctious’ gojo satoru into becoming your doting and ever loving boyfriend. who is still a huge pain in the ass, but at least he is loyal lol

you’d help to do the group laundry on your off days because you hate the idea that everyone is running out of fresh clothes, whilst teaching nanami and haibara how to use the washer and dryer (cause nanami gotta learn how to be the perfect man from someone)

on days when you’re on dinner duty, no one misses them because you cook the best and most warmest meals for them all - makes them miss home a little less

although you always have this super sweet and caring front, there was a side to you that gojo had never told anyone of; it’s nothing bad. but when he first saw it, he was definitely taken back

he witnessed it when you are sent on a mission together - there were a group of troublemaker kids who had entered an abandoned hospital that had been inhabited by a Special Grade that seemed to be trapping them inside

so you two were sent to go and retrieving the kids if they are alive, but your job is to exorcise the curse no matter the outcome 

gojo knew that you hated that answer, so he allows you to drag him about the many hallways of the school, trying to find the young kids before the curse gets to them

when you found them, your motherly side came out as you fussed over the sniffling and crying kids; using the small first aid kit you had on your person of all time to help them clean and bandage any scratches and wounds they had on their body

gojo was annoyed that you seemed so focused on the kids, but he still stood guard like you had asked him too; arms crossed and an annoyed pout resting on his face

he was about to whine to you again, asking when you’re done when he freeze at the sudden strong source of Cursed Energy that was radiating from somewhere

he had just turned to warn you when a sudden blur passed him, causing him to blink his eyes in shock as he glances over at where you were moments ago; only to be faced with equally shocked kids

“wha-” he mutters before he turned to poke his head out the classroom you had taken refuse in, just in time to see you with your weapon drawn and already stabbing the Curse without hesitation

he was stunned at the sight of his lover, his sweet and kind bunny, going absolutely ham on the Curse; exorcising it within a second

gojo just stared at you in shock, which was rare as it is; his mouth parted in awe as he watches as you dust yourself off and made your way back towards him; your kind smile painted on your features once more

“well - shall we leave then?”

gojo had gone back to the college with you after you had dropped the kids off with the cops; unsure of how to bring up at how different you were when you are serious and have your head in the game

because of this, he had never really told anyone about this side of you; since he really saw no reason to reveal it. he just learns to accept it, and that it is just another part of you that he loves as much as he loves you

fast forward a few years, now you and gojo have been together ever since the third year of high school; having raised megumi together as a couple, and had officially became one of the teachers of the school

many of the students had yet to see this ‘side’ side of yours. whilst people like nanami and ijichi had seen it first hand; and had both unanimously decided to never piss you off

however, your beloved students just saw you as the sweet sensei who made them muffins and cakes on their birthdays, who teaches them things they’d need to know to become an adult

you’re a familiar pillar that they can lean on during the darkest of times; so they never believe when Yaga-sensei or Nanami try to tell them that beneath that kindness there is something that they should watch out for

the students cannot imagine their kind and soft-spoken sensei to be this scary killing machine that is known to be one of the best sorcerers to deal with heavily infested areas

they had no reason to believe so - until Yaga-sensei had approved for them to shadow Gojo-sensei and you for your latest mission

they stood at the side with Nanami and another First Grade Sorcerer to watch as the both of you entered the abandoned office block on the outskirts of tokyo

you had noticed the students, and after giving them a warm smile and wave you and gojo made your way inside of the building as the curtain was completed; blocking the outside world from looking in

at first the students were not sure what they were actually waiting for, since they couldn’t really see any action from where they are standing - which was the entire reason for their trip 

they questioned nanami as to why they had to stand at such a distance away, but nanami just held his hand out and told them to be patient and wait for a few more moments

suddenly there was a huge bang! before what seemed to be a figure shooting out from the exploding rubble; a manic glint in your eyes as you spun your weapon in your hand so it pointed downward as you started to fall 

the students watched in horror and shock whilst you seemed to be having the time of your life, gojo just standing behind you with a soft grin as he protected your back; yet made no real move to get in your way 

they watched in horror at the sigh of you exorcising the Curses around you without hesitation, a dark and determined look shining in your eyes. a far cry from the sweet smile you always have on your face

no one knew what to say as they continue to watch as you exorcise the masses of Curses. too shocked to really process everything happening before them. even megumi was stunned, since he had never seen this ‘dark’ side of you before

whilst gojo looks like he was having a blast, even cheering you on from the sidelines, nanami was just shaking his head with a tired sigh

“so much for ‘educational purposes’,” nanami hummed tiredly as he turned to the other first grade sorcerer, who just smiles back in response. “shall we grabbed some hot chocolate for the kids? there is a cafe that we passed whilst driving over here.”

when the other person agreed the two of them started to usher the kids away, nanami waving off gojo’s whine of how he was going to be missing the best parts

“you fawn over your lover by yourself, gojo - i am going to make sure the kids don’t go into further shock then they already are.”

© roscgcld — all rights reserved to me, rose, the author and creator of these works. do not repost/translate/claim my work as yours on any platform.

[gojology]

Intense Healing Session.

the request :

pairing : caring! healer! fem! reader x gojo satoru hehhehe warnings : cursing, implications of seggs after sum intense kissing, pet names wordcount : 2.0k a/n : yoyo i’m back!! semi-long one for u all. cute request, anon. sorry for late delivery. pls dont rate me a 1/5 on yelp </3 hehe the title is kinda funny LOL

     You’re beginning to hate Satoru.        Surprisingly, it’s not for the reasons people dislike him- he’s a bit of a blabbermouth, never quite learned how to seal his lips just because of how important he was to the jujutsu world. Unsurprisingly, he gets away with everything because he’s attractive and crucial to defeating curses, and there’s no shame in admitting it.       People hate Satoru for his destructive personality, he’s carefree and doesn’t let anything get to him. This may be a good trait for the untrained eye, but look carefully and you’ll see just how hectic he gets. It’s manageable since you don’t have to deal with him at the level of the Jujutsu elders.       You don’t particularly hate him for this, though.       It’s the fact he puts you through so much work, for almost no reason. You’re a healer- something very important to the quaint school that you worked at. Healing abilities are often overlooked, it’s often said that if a jujutsu sorcerer can’t provide offense, then they’re not much of a jujutsu sorcerer. Unfortunately, you have little to no talent in the battlefield, so essentially you’re a meat shield to everyone.      It was a growing occurrence to see him after every business trip, slightly roughed up but not enough to kill him. He comes into the room you share alongside Shoko, almost always when she’s not there, takes his shirt off, and displays a wide variety of cuts and bruises on his back like he’s a museum. You’d scold him, asking him how he’d get such abrasions with his infinity up constantly- but Satoru would hum, unanswering while you’re working your hands on his back.      Maybe you’re overreacting- but something tells you he does this on purpose, perhaps to fuck with you, and you’re bitter about it.     So it wasn’t surprising to see him whistle a sweet tune, hands shoved deep into his uniform pockets, casually strolling into the medical attention room for the fifth time this month.    “Gojo Satoru.” you say his full name aloud, just so he knows how much you hate his presence. Turning to look at you, his face displays innocent shock, but you just know that he’s probably rolling around in the inside seeing how riled up you got just by him stepping into the room.     Drained, lifeless eyes stare back at his childish bright ones.     Gojo places a hand on his chest defensively, “Well, I’ll be, Y/N. When did you want to disrespect your senior?” he snickers before shutting the door behind him. “You mad?”      “Unbearably. Lucky I care for you.” you utter back, venom dripping in your words, you feel like you’re making a fool of yourself as you shove your lunch aside that you had been enjoying on the tiny table next to you, sighing and rubbing your temples, tugging and effectively straightening your coat. “Get on the bed, let me work my magic.”     Looking at you with a shit-eating grin, he whistles, placing his elbows against the mattress, his roughened hands caressing his cheeks. “Working your magic? I’m interested. Tell me more, Y/N. Does this involve... Getting naked, perhaps?”     Staggering, you give him a dirty glare, “Satoru! I’ve been working my ass off like every week to get you all healed up, and you dare be perverted in my-”     “No cursing, lil girl! You wouldn’t want this rubbing off on Yuuji-kun and everyone else, would you? You’d be charged with a felony!” leaving you stunned for a second time- the first time being when his lanky figure strode into the room like it was his room- you don’t even know how to respond. How could one possibly be so... Ungrateful for your work?  Well, then again the elders existed... That was besides the point, though. You’re not even sure if Yuuji knows what the word fuck or shit is.     He drags his finger lazily along the cot, drawing various shapes into existence, giving you a skeptical look. “Not gonna answer? Stumped?”     He broke through your train of thought, and you shake your head. “Satoru, I don’t know any sort of fighting jujutsu, but I will fucking pulverize you and make sure you’ll be dust by the time I’m done with y-”     Butting in, he raises his hand as a way to shut you up. “Honeybun, you’re an amazing jujutsu sorcerer, but I hope you realize why they call me the strongest of all time. If you haven’t noticed, it’s because I have a constant shield. The closest you can get to doing that is maybe poking me.”     Giving him a snooty face, you’re frankly about to push him out of the room with sheer willpower and hatred alone. It seems he realizes this, a moment of adoration flickering across his eyes before finally neutralizing. “Alright, alright, I’ll stop playing with you. You’re so cute when I do though, like a little... Rabid raccoon! How can I not resist?”     It’s difficult to tell if that’s a compliment or an insult, with Satoru, it could be several things. But, you’re still slightly flattered, knowing him he’d go out of his way to lengthen his insult if it was one- just another reason why you hated him. Being called a rabid raccoon was definitely not on Satoru’s top 10 utterly offensive insults.       “Shut up, Satoru. Here, take off your shirt, what did you get yourself into this time?”       He obliges with a nasty grin on his handsome features, hastily yanking off his uniform. Underneath was a very meticulously trained body, toned muscles and all. You can’t help but to also catch a glimpse of his collarbones, which were so defined it looked like it could cut your butter for your morning pancakes. You gulp, blinking, you had forgotten just how well-shaped he was in the one week you hadn’t seen him.       “No need to stare, sweetums.” he chirps, realizing your darkening cheeks. “Feed my ego any more and I’ll probably burst and my organs will decorate your walls. You can donate my body to the local college, they’ll be surprised by how top-notch they are.”       Giving him another stern, but much more sheepish gaze, he snaps his mouth shut, but a triumphant smile replaced his grin in place.      “Please, no gruesome detailing. I’d much rather my cute kitten posters.” you motion to a white cat slumbering peacefully in a basket.      “Looks just like you.” he says.      You close your eyes and pretend he’s not there, choosing to ignore yet another one of his compliments, but your heart thumps faster in your heaving chest. Heaven knows how curious your hands could get if you could see where you were touching-      “Those are my abs, Y/N. I think we’re focusing on my back.” he muses aloud in an almost teasing tone. You can already imagine how obnoxious his face is, opening your eyes hesitantly, blinking to adjust to the bright room lights. Your hands are still hovering above his abs, his gaze is upon yours, looking at you with a mix of speculation and speechlessness. Instead of his unusual smug smirk, there’s an almost coy expression on his features, which shocked you.        “How’d your hands get there? Last time I checked, abs are at the front, not the back, hmmm?”        You grit your teeth, your face flush with warmth at your sudden realization. There was no cheeky retort you could’ve possibly come up with, after all, he was right, how did your hands wander to his abs? You weren’t thinking of doing it. You weren’t interested in him either, but he was attractive. Of course you’d be too curious for your own good.. Yes, that was it..       “Your hands are still on an inappropriate place, Y/N. Except, a lil lower than last time.” he chuckles wholesomely as you jerk up, straightening yourself and clearly sweating, your arm wiping your brow and exhaling a drawn-out and awfully dramatic sigh.       “Give me a break, Satoru. I just, um, you know... Zone out.” your pitch was unconvincing, high-pitched and wavering, bringing your chances of believability to a low.      “So, this is like, the 375th time since you’ve zoned out, lil girl.” he tsks, “You’ve gotta sound convincing if you wanna fuckin lie, you know.”      “I--” you falter, now clearly a shade darker than you were just 5 minutes ago. Your heart beating so rapidly it was almost like you were running a marathon. Why was your pulse so quick? Why was everything in the room a blur besides him? Why couldn’t you focus on healing him? What was he doing to you?      “You haven’t even begun the healing process.” he murmurs, his large hands caressing your arm that was by your side. “Anything you want to tell me, pumpkin? I’m on a tight ass schedule, but I’ll let Ijichi solve that. Spit it out.”       His voice rang out high and clear amongst the hectic fight that was going inside your head, steadying your thoughts. A few moments pass by, studying him, lips moving but no words coming out. Why was it so difficult to say through the insults, you cared for him, and wanted him to be more careful? Was it because of the monster inside of you, who wanted him to get hurt, to spend his time with you, listen to his horrible compliments and giggle at the jokes he made as you worked at a snail’s pace on his back, that weren’t even funny, but was funny because of his presence in the dead room, his boyish laugh very much needed in such days of flatness?      “Satoru..” you finally muster out, his eyes flickering on you once more as he was studying the kitten poster with much boredom. “I just.. Care for you.”      “Huh.” is all he says, face falling and examining the spotless floor. “Is that all?”      Acknowledging his body language, you huff, suddenly filled with the need to defend yourself. “What else did you want me to say? I just feel like you’ve gotten yourself hurt a lot more recently and... I just, want you to be more careful. That’s all.”     “No.” he was barely audible, so you had to lean down to hear him. “No, that’s not it at all. You’re hiding something. Do you prefer me to say it?”     Puzzled, you peer at him with childlike curiosity gleaming in your eyes. What did he know about you that you didn’t? Surely, you knew all about yourself?    “You’re not that fucking dumb, are you?”     “Huh?-” you begin to speak, clearly offended, but you’re stopped.     By none other than his lips.      They’re soft, pillow-like even. A familiar warmth floods inside of you at the sudden physical contact from Satoru, except it’s amplified by 10 times. A moan slips out of your mouth, his hand against your back so suddenly you could’ve sworn it wasn’t there just a millisecond ago. His lips were mashing against yours, as if he wanted to have done this a long time ago. You hungrily push back, teasing your mouth with his tongue that slipped just barely into your mouth before indulging in you, which you thought wouldn’t had ever happened prior to this.      You grip the back of his head firmly, as if he were to escape, other hand tangled in his snow white tufts of hair. Eyelashes fluttering, heavy breathes fanning out both of your noses, your lips were sure to be swollen after this. Your tongues dueling each other, working your mouth against his. His unoccupied hands start to play with the hem of your shirt, and another moan slips out of your mouth, anxious to have progressed so far to the removal of clothing, but at this point, you’re ready for anything.    ‧₊˚✩彡.       “I don’t think Gojo-Senpai and Y/N-Senpai are just in an intense healing session.” breathed Yuuji with a terrified look in his eyes, clutching his arm that was bloodied up, his head leaned close to the firmly shut door.        Nobara looked like she was about to faint, looking at the door as if it was a several feet tall monstrosity of a curse.        “What? What are they doing in there?” Megumi knelt down to where Yuuji was, pushing his ear against the door, and immediately his eyes shot open, a traumatized look in his fearful eyes.        “What the fuck.” 

[nobodiesheartlessshitblog45]

My headcanons For Gojo Satoru

This Dingus right here is a huge movie fan. Loves pretty much anything, the old classics black and white movies, foreign films, main stream movies and so bad that it’s good movies. He loves TV shows, he’s big Supernatural fanboy. Loves Dean  Winchester and strong shipper of Deancel, Walking Dead fan all the way. Both the comics, Tv show and games. (He only played the first season and balled his eyes out for a weeks, and refuses to play rest of the games) Dose have a soft spot of horror movies, Like The Screams, Halloween, The Saw  franchise, classic monster movies of course. Gotta respect the classics.

His favorite movies of all time are  Beetlejuice (Satoru’s roll model) Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, Edward scissors hand The Princess Bride , all the old George Romero zombie movies, again classic monster movies, The Lord Of The Rings and Hobbit  franchise. He’s a big Bruce Campbell fan, and loves, loves all the Evil Dead movies and show. Loves Deadpool and has a huge man crush Ran Reynolds. Loves all Marvel Movies. Big Spider Man fanboy.

His favorite Disney movies are Princess and the frog, disney’s Atlantis, Tangrled, 101 Dalmatians, Emperors new groove, Hercules, Toy Story, but he can’t watch the 3rd because he will cry for ours.

He wasn’t a sorcerer, he would have loved to be an actor or  film Director.

Dose play videos games, Pretty much played all the telltale games, Loves Red Dead redemption games The second one is his favorite, and loves Arthur Morgan. He’s only played Season 1 of the Walking Dead and still not over Lee’s death. Loves Stardew Valley, Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

Our boy loves his sweets, but hates eating his veggies. Trying to get this grown ass man to eat veggies is like a small fish trying fight a great white shark. It’s fight everyone is going to lose.

His favorite Tv shows’s are the Walking Dead, Game of Throwns, The Office both American and British, Big Big Doctor Who fan, loves the 10th Doctor (David Tennen is his boy) Watched Pokémon Anime that has come out the years, knows the lore like that back of his hand.

This man loves to crossdress, love to wear fancy ballgown dress, sundress and  skirts. He can walk around in high heels with easy. He owns a lot high heels shoes.

Drinks a lot of coffee, 5-8 cups a day. Cannot stand the bitterness plane coffee. He adds 12 spoonful of sugar and milk to each cup. Hell is coffee isn’t really coffee pure sugar and milk or as Nanami dubs a cup of diabetes and tooth decay.

This man has the maturity of a 6 year old. He still think fart jokes are hilarious, it you say the word ‘booger’ this man child will start laughing uncontrollably, and he makes a lot dick jokes whenever he can and innuendos. He will even go into random empty classrooms and draw a lot of stupid doodles of random shit, like you would see in kids notebook if they were bored in class, and he draws lot of that penises. For some reason he draw dicks all over the chock bored. He’s been doing this since meddle and high school, he still thinks it funny. No body else dose. ... possibly Yuji.

He will out no where will start singing show toons. He just dose. Weather he’s in a meeting, doing a mission, teaching a class or singing in the shower, he will hum or sing out right of no where. Disney songs he knows by heart, themes of anime he’s into or watching. It helps him to relax... Or annoyed the shit of the others. 

He dose not care spots but he dose enjoy baseball.

Gojo Satour’s ideal s/o

This man is a huge tease and jokester. He need someone who can match or almost his Energy.  Humor is a very important thing to him, help deal with some shit that he had to go through. Someone with a good sence of humor is one attraction to him.

He’s a patien guy, and understands that it some people take getting out their shells, and he’s very excepting, but as long as you don’t try to kill or hurt is students things should be fine.

He is very overprotective lover. His s/o could very powerful sorcerer, capable of handling themselves in battle with curses or evil sorcerers, still doesn’t change that this man will worry and will step in if things will get hairy for liking. But al the same time of s/o a very strong sorcerer and knows how to care of themselves in n a battle it dose put Satoru’a mind at ease in away, still hate the idea of being away from his lover is something to them or they get hurt. If his s/o got badly injured or his s/o was about the brink of dying. HELL. HAVE. NO. FURY. TO. THIS. MAN’S. ANGER. He kill without think twice. No mercy, no secret changes, just death. He’ll rushed over to help his S/o and take them to Dr. Shoko, and will not leave until they are taken care and healed.

He’s his overprotective of his s/o and students so don’t fuck with any of them and no has to die. This man kill with thinking twice about it.

This man is loaded. As cash, and would give Yuji, Megumi and Nobara some money to enjoy themselves with. But this man dose love to spoil his s/o when he could. Somethings he will go overboard and his s/o tells him but it’s not necessarily to spend all this money on them. Which makes him love them even more because they not love him for his money. However Gojo being, well, Gojo will randomly get bouquets of flowers for his lovely s/o I will bring it to them randomly. It doesn’t matter if they’re teaching a class or and a very important meeting with Yaga-San, he’ll ust pop out of nowhere with a big goofy grin on his face and give his s/o the flowers kiss them and disappears, there is an awkward and annoying silence from from the students or the principal. And his s/o mildly embarrassed, but flattered shall go on as if nothing happened. And it becomes has become a running joke around in the school.

Hugs, Kissses and Cuddles are a must.  Again Satour doesn’t give a shit there is a meeting or A class being taught when this man wants affection, he’s going to get affection. He’ll come from behind and rest his head on his s/o’s chin on his s/o’s head. (Because the guy’s freakishly tall) And will just annoyin the shit out of then until he gets what he wants. Then he will leave them alone, maybe not. He’s Hot mess of chaotic energy after all. Plus he thinks it’s adorable When they get a little annoyed with him.

Being Married To Gojo Satoru or just have a  domestic life with him

This man never really saw himself getting married. It’s something that he was rather against for a while, until he meets his s/o. Nothings really changed in their relationship after they got married, did a few years and they just try to not have nowhere Most of everyone at the school cannot believe that someone would actually marry this maniac. Either his s/o is as as patient as a saint, just as bad shit crazy as Gojo Satour himself.

He dose everything in his power too make this work, and so dose his s/o. The two of them being power for sorcerers is basically a couple goal, The ultimate couple. At least Satour says. That being said working as a Jujutsu Sorcerer is both a mental, emotional and sometimes a physical strain on people. When things get too much for S/O, this man will stop what he’s doing, and will will be there his s/o, and his will be there for him when he the most. Having someone being there each is the most important thing in a relationships.

His clan was very against their relationship from the beginning. But Satour did not care, he loves who he loves so his clan/family can suck it.

His favorite nicknames for s/o are Sweetness, cutiepie, pumpkin, sugar, sweetheart, honeybuns and to get cringy Pookie. So weird one’s like Mochi cheeks, and beautiful or handsome. 

His favorite nickname that his s/o calls sweetie, honey, goofball, goober and  whackadoodle, knucklehead and dingus

When s/o are going away for a mission for a few a few days or few month, or Vice versa they would text, FaceTime pretty everyday. They talk about they day, and talk about the missions that had. Satour would have his students in the background who would say hello, and he and Yuji would make stupid jokes, and Nobara would laugh a bit and Megumi would roll his eyes in the background. And when his s/o get back from a mission this man is a very clingy little shit, he will hug the hell out his s/o when they get back. And would pout and whin if you have to a meeting or don’t have to see him. He’s a big a baby like that.

Over all this man is just big goofball, sure he’s annoying as fuck sometimes, but he dose cares about other’s. He’s a hot chaotic mess of a man, by God we love him for it.

[kurrosaaki]

Sibling anon.

You did not go over that but I am all for it! Hell, tbhe higher ups didn't waste a second mking it illegal to unreal satoru, whats stopping them from also making reader a fugitive? Maybe a sorcerer/window/manager saw some kind of interaction between sukuna and reader and that old conspiracy that the reader was an omen suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Ohhh, reader would light the place up once they learn satorus been sealed, but they also prioritize the sorcerers still alive

They see the fake geto and have to stamp down memories of piggyback rides and kind words in favor of trying to roast the curse alive for even thinking to use that body. Between the fire and how readers eyes almost glow in the blaze, fake geto suddenly is reminded of human sukuna at the peak of his power.

Jogo watching the king of curses pull back his cursed energy and panic over a human of all things was enough for him to really pop his lid (lmao). Sukuna punches him out of the building for even thinking about attacking them. Reader helping fight magohara (or at least making sure megumi is safe. They can't save satoru, and that hurts, but they gotta keep megumi safe.)

Idk what the tumeskip after shibuya is (if there is one) but inagine this:

Choso, vibe checking reader: big sibling? Big sibling.

THE THOUGHT OF BIG BROTHER CHOSO BEING OH MY GOD. as if i’m not already in love with him enough. since he alr sees yuji as his brother that would only enforce the yuji/reader sibling dynamic even more. obsessed.

reader being a literal menace during the culling games (domain expansion? possibly? maybe??) ugh if only satoru could see them now.

assuming reader is the same age as megumi, they would have been around 5ish when suguru massacred the village. they don’t remember much, but satoru would often tell them stories of the times he snuck them into jujutsu high to meet suguru and shoko (though it was mostly to see just how much he could do without yaga noticing).

he would tell them how much suguru cared for them despite only knowing them a short while (perhaps he was just really good with kids?) nonetheless, it hurt when the night parade of 100 demons was over and suguru was killed. satoru, for once, laid his emotions bare, feeling as though reader was the only one who would truly understand what he was going through despite having never gone through it themselves.

they know how much killing suguru, satoru’s boyfriend best friend hurt the strongest sorcerer, and, just like yuta, the refused to let him go through it again.

[cchocolatekat]

fanfic rambles ft. chicken scratch

these are just some of my own thoughts about my first completed multi-chap fic! 

feel free to read it, feel free to ignore. Not reading will not impact your fic-reading experience, reading it might make you notice more things/make you wonder “yo wtf is op’s mind ON” and I will have to reply “a lotta hamsters being injected with 90% angst concentrate with a side of circus music” 

Proceed at your own discretion <3

background tidbits about secrets hidden in the chicken scratch:

originally was supposed to be a one-shot, ~3k (lmao I tried, and then the feral hamsters in my brain went NOPE)

og scenes were everything in chap 1, then gojo’s (sorta) breakdown and yuji’s comment in chap 3. EVERYTHING else was a result of me adding too much sprinkles of headcanons and “what can I do to make this fic hurt more >:D” ideas

whenever i write fluff i am spiritually making an expression of extreme pain; yall that shit is HARD. fluff writers, how do u do it??? I cant even write simple kisses; the extent of my abilities are gushy-mushy descriptions of hand-holding send help OTL (actually there was that one scene in chap 2 that went from fluff to lowkey thirsty and im just like ???? how did i get here confused.gif)

may or may not have accidentally slipped into haibaraxnanami hell... when I was first making additional scenes, I wanted something to show the kouhais realizing Gojo was never quite easy to interact with, that having Geto made communicating easier (lol my hand slipped hard and oOps half of chap 2 was given to them and I am not sorry)

love heavy foreshadowing of death...also nanami being scared of making promises...*chefs kiss* 

Geto being the one sent to rescue them was purely headcanon and rather last minute; in the manga we only see him being in the morgue with nanami, but it stood out to me--why wasn’t gojo there?

Shoko is a GIFT so where’s all the platonic friendships fics huh??? (sigh gotta make what I wanna eat TTATT) 

she will always be a part of their story--i will die fighting for this lmao

on that note, the pinky promise came out of nowhere. it wasn’t even an aha moment; my hands moved by themselves that day I kid you not

One of my favorite scenes is Nanami telling Gojo he is leaving. They are both so broken by the absence of their partner, and those rough edges would clash in the most tragic way possible without either realizing it. Gojo’s forced admittance that he was the strongest was an absolute delight to unleash >:D (sadkjsaas if we ever get a manga scene i will honestly cry)

tagging is a mess and i changed it like 5 times...i wasn’t too explicit or graphic (I don’t think??) so hopefully whatever I tagged covered everything ^^” 

Angsty Easter Eggs that people might cry to me about:

chap titles (lol go take a look at the sentence they form! im really proud of this uwu)

geto’s coping mechanism/side hobby being origami (I swear it’s not me salty about getting papercuts)

it’s cuz i needed some sort of dragonfly motif in this piece (lmao if you know why, you know why) and origami was the best way to do it...plus arts and crafts IS a good therapeutic way to destress, dr.shoko approved!  😤 😤

origami from chap 2>shoko finds it (or did she =w=)>gojo 

the test

The cleaner turns back and removes something framed on the wall. It is something strikingly familiar, but Gojo does not have the energy to remember why. (chap 2)

Chap 3 had a flashback about Gojo scoring lower than Geto and then Geto commenting he will frame his test on his ways--he does go through with it! 

Geto’s death

Shit, I still need to update Shoko. (chap 3)

Headcanon territory but there’s something in the way vol0 played out that makes me think Gojo sort of knew?? that it was it for Geto?? Sorta like he knew going in that he was going to have to fight to kill, so it makes sense that he would tell Shoko before hand (ahem again, me pushing forward my sss trio friendship agenda)

[psyncin-in-the-restrain]

So [the events prior to AI:The Somnium Files] (as written by me with spoilers) has been revealed so I’m going to finish it off here (hopefully).

Once again, spoilers below for the game. I’m pretty much just going to generally explain each route (no joke endings unfortunately), because again it does show why Date and Saito are two different people (since some people have expressed they don’t understand and some are unable to play the game as I have just recently learned).

I’m going to make one more post that talks about Date and Saito as individuals and how my canon divergent Saito falls into it, but for now have the story.

-Game beginning- Kaname Date(technically Date Kaname for you English people who need to differentiate between last and first name. And Date is pronounced “Dah-tay”, not “dae-t”), as we already have found out in my written prologue, is just Falco with no memory as to wtf happened to him. Shoko Nadami is found dead with her left eye pulled out. She’s Renju Okiura’s wife and Mizuki Okiura’s mother, but she was found dead after she divorced Renju. Mizuki’s found in the carosel that Shoko was tied to with a bloody ice pick in hand, but she’s mute, so she can’t talk. 

Through the beginning of the investigation, you meet with Ota Matsushita and Iris Sagan. These two are pretty important in the story, actually. After you meet them, you get to psync with Mizuki in order to get a lead in the investigation. 

What’s psyncing (sounds like sinking)? It’s when someone goes into your dreams and becomes witness to what you dream about. You can’t necessarily interfere with it as it’s just a dream and the person you psync into won’t remember the dream. That’s how Kaname Date gets more info on his investigation. But he can’t stay in the dream for more than 6 minutes. They emphasize this ALL THE TIME you psync with someone. And there’s importance to this.

-Mizuki Route- So Mizuki’s able to talk again! Which is cool. There’s another route where she’s not cured, but we’ll get to that later. Going down this route, we find out that Renju, Mizuki’s dad, gets killed as well. His left eye is removed too, btw. Oh, and Iris Sagan ALMOST gets killed, but thank God for Ota for “saving” her. Iris’s left eye is missing, though. Date was able to find them in time to help out and get the two to the hospital.

Throughout this route, you find out that Date has a tendency to push Mizuki away during his investigation, but Aiba (Date’s eye prosthetic, personal computer, and companion) keeps pushing him to be the parental figure that Mizuki needs. This is also the same route that you find out that Mizuki’s strong enough to beat up a bunch of bullies, but doesn’t throw a punch because of her extremely low self esteem.

Mizuki’s route covers a child’s struggle with acceptance of their family having been broken up and lacking some sort of parental figure in their life. Renju Okiura recongized this while drunk, so he asked Date to become Mizuki’s guardian. There are a few hints in this route that suggest that Mizuki’s mother, Shoko, abuses her.

At the end, after having saved Mizuki from a tussel with So Sejima (yes, Saito’s father), Mizuki has to psync with Date and come to recognize that Date has been doing his best to take care of her in place of her parents. This reveals to Mizuki accepting Date as her legal guardian. Hell, she hugs Date at the end. (REMEMBER THIS SPECIFIC FACT. IT’S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, AND NOT BECAUSE IT’S ADORABLE, BUT BEAUSE IT COMES INTO PLAY LATER)

-Ota Route- (I may or may not have cried after this route) Ota’s route splits in the middle of Mizuki’s route, so there are a bit of changes. We’re going to split after we find out that Mizuki’s strong enough to beat up some bullies. On this route, we concentrate on Ota’s relationship with his mother and his selfishness to impress Iris Sagan, an internet idol.

Did you know his mom had dementia? Well, neither did he. And he thought his mother mocked him when the reality was that she suffering from memory loss. She did, however, remember going to the same place where Ota saved Iris. Sure, she was providing a false confession to the police, but she was doing it to save Ota from being suspected of possibly attempting to kill Iris. This doesn’t please Ota, but he does reveal that he was being a jerk to his mom in the past when he didn’t realize she was suffering from dementia.

Oh. And his dad died. Did I forget to mention that? Because his mom, Mayumi, has this tendency to say that he’s probably out getting ingredients or something. So we keep assuming he’s still alive. We also keep assuming that their diner is active, when the painful reality is that it’s been out of business for approximately 8 years. And remember how Ota was a selfish prick growing up? Yeah, he didn’t help his mom during those 8 years. He was a spoiled brat.

Thankfully we do go through Mayumi’s memories a la psync and we solidify the fact that she really was trying to cover for Ota. Ota finds this out and begins reconsidering his life choices and decides to get a REAL job.

Right... did I forget to mention that So dies on this route? He dies on this route, missing his left eye.

-Iris Route- Remember when Mizuki was able to talk for the last two routes? Well, on this route she can’t. Guess why? This is where we know for a fact that Mizuki’s mom does abuse her. Kind of painful, if you ask me. Anyways, after the psync Date’s just worried for Iris’s safety and well being. Why? Because during Mizuki’s dream, we just so happen to see Iris dead in it. Anyways, Mizuki can’t talk now, but thankfully her teacher, Hitomi Sagan, helped her talk again!

So during this route, Date has the goal of not only keeping Iris alive, but having to solve the case, too. Because DAMN, DATE FOUND IRIS’S BODY IN A COLD STORAGE WAREHOUSE, DEAD AND FROZEN. Or wait... she’s apparently still alive. How is that possible that she’s alive and well?! Date needs to find that out, but forget about that! Iris wants to play Minecraft-- ER, I MEAN ShovelForge! But Date said no, so instead, they will have to go on a date (she turns 18 soon, don’t worry). Btw, this is the same time where we get to learn that PARALLEL WORLDS EXIST! Neat, huh?

Well, it’s a good thing they went on a date because some crazy group tried kidnapping Iris. What does she think about this? IT’S GOT TO BE NAIXATLOZ, A SECRET ORGANIZATION BENT ON DOING SOME PRETTY DANGEROUS THINGS! But the question is, do you believe her?

SURE, THEY GOTTA BE REAL, RIGHT? So you do trust Iris and continue on the game, becoming her body guard from that point forward. Too bad she gets kidnapped, though. Why? Because Renju wants her, that’s why! But why does Renju want her? Well, we find out that he was going to take her to some abandoned chemical factory and-- OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE PROTOTYPE PSYNC MACHINE THAT’S BEEN STOLEN?! (Yeah, there’s a prototype. You learn about this fairly early in the game, so there’s that.)

Oh, and guess someone forgot to tell Date (I’m looking at you, Aiba) that Iris has been suffering a brain tumor and if she doesn’t get saved within the next 10 minutes, the damage is going to maybe kill her. So dumb Date (who thinks it’s possible to jump into a parallel world a la psync) puts them both in this prototype and finds out OH MY GOD, YOU DO WHAT?!

Yeah, after the psync, Iris is pretty much dead. BUT. Guess what? Her left eye had to be removed in order to psync in the prototype (just know you can actually pop your eye back in if you DON’T SEVER THE NERVE THAT THE EYE’S ON.).

-Resolution Route (Part 1)- (Because there’s very important info on this part that NEEDS to be addressed before going to the second to the last route) So let’s say you DIDN’T trust Iris (you uncultured swine) Iris decides to run away to the person she trusts the most. Guess that’s Renju, right? Anyways, the race to find her is on until Date goes back to the warehouse and whelp, Iris is dead.

OR IS SHE? Thanks to our prosthetic waifu, we find out that the dead body ISN’T Iris, but Manaka Iwai... Iris’s REAL mom. (OH MY GOD). So Date takes Hitomi to get more info a la psync and finds out through Hitomi that the person who killed Manaka was Saito Sejima. (OH MY GOD).

Date: Aiba, who the hell is this guy? Aiba: I dunno. I can’t find his face on the internet. Date: wtf

Anyways, Hitomi said that someone threatened to kill Iris if she went to the police. The only way she can save Iris is on the condition that she brings Date to the abandoned chemical plant. So guess who goes to the chemical plant? Date and Hitomi. And guess who gets knocked out? Date. Who knocked him out? #89, aka FALCO.

-Annihilation Route- So let’s go back ALL THE WAY to the beginning of Mizuki’s route where we find out that Shoko and Renju died. There’s A LOT of differences in the Annihilation route, but here’s the basic idea of what’s happened: - Shoko died - Renju died - Iris died - Ota died, BUT HIS LEFT EYE WAS NOT REMOVED. LET’S BE CLEAR ON THAT. - So Sejima died - Hitomi MIGHT be next.

Date goes to save Hitomi, but gets cornered by Boss. Thanks to Aiba and Date’s absurd reaction time due to the word “porno mag”, he’s able to capture Boss and psync with them. Turns out that we’ve been had with all these murders! It’s not just one murderer, IT’S A BOAT LOAD OF THEM!

- Renju killed Shoko - Iris killed Renju - So killed Iris AND Ota - Boss killed So

But wait, it looks like Date figured it out! It may not be all these people doing the killing, but one individual. And just like that, Saito Sejima reveals himself inside of Boss’s body. Saito explains how he interpreted the “body swap” through the psync machine. First, the consciousness, then the personality and memories. Anyways, Saito wants his body back now from Date.

Date: BUT MY OXYTOCIN LEVELS ARE FINE! Aiba: That’s because I’m regulating it.

And now Date has a choice. Psync and give Saito his body back OR Hitomi dies. Good luck trying to track that motherfucker, because Saito was using multiple IPs to hide the livestream. (btw, it IS possible to say no enough times for HItomi to die. Whoops.)

Well, after the psync, Date is inside Boss’s body and Saito got his body back. Except he was being a bit of a political asshole and explained “return my body and I’ll give you the location”. Never said anything about keeping Hitomi alive. Anyways, thank Aiba for shocking Saito down, but even after Aiba did that, Date’s kind of mentally crushed. So no more story for Date. But hey!

Iris: PARALLEL WORLDS EXIST!

So back to the Resolution Route!

-Resolution Route (Part 2)- The beginning of this route is pretty much what I explained in the previous story post thingy that I typed up, so have fun going down memory lane (HAHAHAHA I DID NOT DO THAT ON PURPOSE. It’s... it’s a really bad joke. I’m sorry.)

Anyways, second half of this route is Saito and Date going back into their original bodies. Just a reminder that in order to psync in the prototype machine, you need to remove the left eye (The psync machine that Date normally uses is safe and you don’t need to remove the left eye). Saito says he’ll kill Hitomi and Iris in front of Date before killing him as well, but HERE COMES THE RESCUE TEAM. They’re able to save Iris, and by the end where they have to save Hitomi, Date’s forced to make Aiba self destruct in Saito’s eye socket because Date, in his state, would miss taking a shot at Saito. (This part is pretty sad, too, ngl)

So Aiba self destructs and Saito’s head explodes. Hitomi is saved and everyone is a-okay (except for Saito. He ded.) And there, Date accepts his new name of “Kaname Date”.

Three months later, everyone’s doing fine! - Iris’s tumor is gone, thanks to nanomachines going “beep beep beep” - Ota’s taken some small jobs to help his mom manage the diner. Which is apparently getting SOME customers, so that’s good. - Mizuki gets officially adopted by Date and she inherited her father’s stocks. Lucky kid, ngl. - Hitomi may or may not get married to Date. We don’t know just yet. Date’s still considering it, despite being 40. - AND GUESS WHO MAKES A RETURN? AIBA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIME FOR A DANCE NUMBER BY IRIS AND THE REMAINING CAST THAT ARE STILL ALIVE!

And that’s pretty much the game AI: The Somnium Files! Honestly, my explanation doesn’t give the story justice, so I HIGHLY urge you guys (more specifically those who can handle games like Zero Time Dilemma and 999) to check out the game if you haven’t already!

If you’ve read this far, congratulations! You deserve an internet cookie.