#Shrek oc ig

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I’m drawing all my friends as their nicknames but I decided to do it in 10 minutes and make it as dumb looking as possible.

So peeps I present to u KIRA THE KIWI

I’m sorry Kira this was made with love even tho I look like a Shrek abomination!

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OHHH I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TMC HEADCANONS *AND* YOUR OCS IF THAT'S COOL:O

HUIGRUOGRHGIUHLGIGRIUGRNILGR (happy)

ok ok so tmc headcannons first :D

-jonah worked at a mcdonalds b4 he ran off with adam doing bps stuff

-mervin is just. so oblivious. jonah calls him and is like 'heyyy dadddd i m just. at school. yeahh' and mervin, who has not seen his son the past 3 months goes 'Yeah! You Go Son!' and mervin is convinced that jonah is at law school </3

-mark and cesar are the definition of calm crazy and energetic crazy dynamic. they one dressed up as shrek to school together and got sent to detention for 2 days.

-sarah was the kind of kid who was really really into equestria girls, ever after high, and monster high. she forced mark to watch it with her. mark really likes rarity :)

-evelin is punk. she once came to work in head to toe punk rock attire and got dave into punk music. theyre besties :)

-thatcher is scared of the dark, dave got him a disney princess nightlight, thatcher likes it and never turns it off.

-ruth knows how to bake, bakes various sweet treats for the mcpd every monday. shes just cool :)

and oc stuff!! ig i haven't talked about my random ocs so ill go with Naxton and Quark. naxton is this royalty dude who really Doesnt Want To Be Royalty and quark is a short vampire lady who is designated as his gaurd. they girlboss together and ran off to be away from all the royalty stuff. they are so happy together :)

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Written Commission (Open)

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, if you are looking for good writing, OC stories, Poetry, and good prices then I suggest looking at me to know that I am a publisher but most importantly a writer. So if anyone wants good artwork and detailed work done then look no further.

//Detailed Commission//

1 page:

400 DA points or $8

3 pages:

300 DA points  or $10

5 pages:

800 DA points or $13

10 pages:

1100 DA points or $15

15 pages:

1500 DA points  or $20

20 pages:

2000 DA points or $25

25 pages: 

3000 DA points  or $30

30-up pages:

$40

Script:

Negotiate

///Low Starting Prices///

10 words of Poetry:

5 dollars

One shot:

8 dollars (depends on the details)

Character template:

9 dollars

((It all depends on the details that are given to me because if it is an advanced style roleplay where I have to put each type of detail to make sure that the customer is Happy it might also cost more depending on what you want the characters to do and how much you want me to put in. Negotiations will be met because I'm doing this at a low price plus I'm willing to do a price that is okay with the person that's asking for a commission but it all depends on how many pages they want and how much money they're wanting to spend.))

Fanfiction-

I love Fanfictions and it warms my heart when I am able to write some in my own books. Especially when it comes down to writing about comic books or anime or Manga or even video games plus web series that I might know of:

Marvel universe

DC Universe

TMNT

Dragon Ball

Yu Yu Hakusho

One piece

Digimon

Pokemon

Samurai Jack

Samurai X

Demon Eyed Kyo

Bleach

Shaman King

Beyblade

OverWatch

I hate Fairyland

Boss Lamb

The Mask

Nightmare on Elm Street

Friday the 13

The leprechaun

Gingerdeadman

Death Race

Street fighter

Virtua fighter

Tekken

Mortal Kombat

RWBY

Star Wars

Looney Tunes

Yogi Bear

South Park

Scooby-Doo

Courage the Cowardly dog

Deadman Wonderland

Shrek

Lucifer

Blood C

When they cry

Future Diary

Hellsing Ultimate

Gurren Lagann

Air Gear

daikon Brothers

Ninja Scroll

Fooly Cooly

Killing bite

Porkchops n flatscreens

Ninja Moon

Baki the grappler

Flame of Recca

Bakugan

Yu-Gi-Oh

Akame ga kill

Dragon Ball Super

Dungeons & Dragons

HighSchool DxD

Dramacon

Black Clover

Seven deadly sins

Peach Girl

Metal Gear

Bully

Tiger mask/wrestling

Anime war

Even character vs

Furry vengeance

Twofaces

Voltron

Epic rap battles

Etc.

Rules-

1. Please pay before I even start writing but before that please tell me what you want in advance so there are no complications. Once I start that's it. 

2. Prices could not be in negotiated

3. If you do not like the prices then I feel that you should look elsewhere and not complain about set prices just so you can get a better deal.

4. You can either pay with DA points or PayPal.

5. Please be respectful

6. Don't walk without paying as I will put you on blast plus blacklist you.

7. You are able to pay half now and half later but nothing more and nothing less.

8. No refunds unless I don't feel comfortable with the commission or I feel that I cannot continue.

9. Detail detail detail! I want as much detail as possible for any sort of commission that you are wanting because I'm putting all my heart and soul into everything that I am doing so I hope that there are no problems to be had. 

10. All commissions will be done as promoted.

11. Starts at 500 words per page

12. I'm best at writing fantasy stories and adventure stories.

13. I do not write fetish stories that are beyond my comfort zone such as farting, toilet humor, rape, pedophilia, racism, necrophilia.

14. I may be able to do gay, transsexual, bisexual, and TF fiction as I do not mind writing said stories as long as it doesn't go past my comfort zone or make me feel extremely uncomfortable.

15. I will be working on commissions only on the weekends now since I am going to be busy.

16. With each fanfiction it would be between 10 and $20 each that you would like from me.

So. If you would like to know more about the way that I write and how long it will take please send me a message or note me or comment down below to know more.

Thank you and have a nice day.

//If you want to talk to me on other platforms//

Twitter: @RogueJesterHAHA

IG: @roguejesterhaha

Discord: DonatTheRogueJester #4622

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Pokemon starters

A masterlist 2017 by me and a friend. Context: On a bus, bored,  discussing pokémon. Roasting 90% of them.

Enormous list under the keep reading. Warning for bad opinions, and smoking?? no idea. Just read it. You will know what i mean.

Pikachu: pika. that means dick. electrick dick pokemon. i hate pikachus with a passion. Raichu: i like raichus. fat, fat rats.

Bulbasaur: Cannabis cat frog Ivysaur: Cannabis cat frog with a flower on head Venusaur: Illegal cannabis plantation on a forest cat turtle frog

Charmander: Lizard on fire Charmeleon: Slightly bigger lizard on fire Charizard: Flying lizard. on fire.

Squirtle: Turtle Wartortle: Slightly bigger turtle Blastoise: warturtle tank

Chikorita: Giant  uhh uh plant uh whatever it is i ate one once Bayleef: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh girafe with uh seed necklace Flowey Megalovania 2015: HOLY SHIT THE PLANT EAT ASS

Cyndaquil: Mouse on fire 4chan 2016 ao som de gta san andreas youtube Quilava, quipassa, quisseca: Bigger Rat on fire. Typhfphfphfphfphfhfplosion: wingless flaming uhhhhhhhhh winglesss buzzard Totodile: alligator. bigger totodile: another alligator. big aligattor: big alligartor.

Treecko: Chameleon smoking a joint Grovyle: that thing but with a leaf Sceptile: that thing but with a leaf and a forest butt

Torchic: Somebody forgot the stove on and the chicken burned how do i fix it Combusken: hot cock on fire Blaziken: taekwondo hell chicken. on fire.

Mudkip: i will pretend it doesnt exist. such a failure. what is even this thing. no. *me, crying* i love him Marshtomp: it. uh. uhhhhhhh exists. Shrek: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

the turtle; i dont care enough about it but it is a turtle the other turtle: slightly bigger turtle i don tlike them: coconot turtl

Monkey: Monkey on fire Monkey: flaming yellow fever Monkey: another monkey on fire but it fights

Piplup: 🅱️enguin. cute. piplup with r: 🅱️igger 🅱️enguin  Napoleoff: 🅱️ig 🅱️ig 🅱️enguin, em🅱️eror, 🅱️apoleon

Snivy: pride snek Im not remembering the name: biggy pride confident snek Superior: confident snek snek pridey and big ego and no hands

Pig: fried bacon Fat pig: is fat bacon I dislike the fact that this is a fighting pig: another fighting animal.

Oshawott: useless *ME CRYING* STOP. THIS IS HOW WE OTTER POP Dewott: NO IM NOT ROASTING MY SON Threewott: SHUT UPP 

Chespin: the hat thing on the back is assymetrical my big fat nut: he roll Chesnaughty: spin sppine sp spine spike sss

Fennekin kin: firefox that is not actually on fire Rule34: please. stop... this is a furry turn on....... pokemon co you knew it could happen,, FNAF foxy: FINALLY IT IS NOT A FIRE FIGHTING . I LOVE. FIREFOX WITH CONTROLLING MIND POWERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here come dat boi: o shit waddup  Froggerr: please dont run over it edge: edgy furry naruto oc too strong

Rowlet: cute. i have nothing to say. speechless. i would hug them. Owwww... it doesnt have ow on it?: badass birb Deciduieyeyuuifsjdjslfjeye: HOLY FUCK BADASS IT IS A GHOST TYPE OH MY GOD BEAUTIFUL I LOVE

Litten: i put my cat on fire Torrada: i put my cat on fire² NO. NO. NO. NOPE. ENOUGH: I CAN T BELIEVE ANPTHER FIRE FIGHTING I HATE TH- it is not a fighting. is this what im hearing? hOW. GOOD. BUT. UH. HOW IS THIS NOT FIGHTING

Popplio: GET OUT OF THE ROCK GERALD popplio with a skirt: GET OUT OF THE CLOSET GERALD Primarina: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SEA DRAG QUEEN SINGER. PABBLO VITTAR OF THE SEALS. 10/10