#Smowkie whines

[smowkie]

i am so tired of people equating proshippers with people who think pedophilia and incest is okay. we don't, actually.

i know this may come as a shock to some people, but we actually can differentiate from fiction and reality, and just because we think something is fun in fiction doesn't mean we think it's fun in reality.

fuck, i constantly wrote Sterek as the clingiest fuckers alive and i hate that personally, i cannot fucking sleep if someone is clinging to me, but i LOVE the thought of Sterek not being able to sleep unless they're practically glued together.

so why should i think incest is okay because i ship Wincest? why should i think pedophilia is okay because i enjoy reading some fucked up shit from time to time?

[winchestersheaven]

Just started season 2 of TNG, and I’m so gd torn on Dr Pulaski. I loved Diana Muldaur as Dr Miranda Jones in TOS, and I’m pretty sure I ended up liking Polaski eventually in my first watch, but Pulaski is so ugh with Data and she replaced Beverly, and just, argh. I don’t wike this.

[ao3feed-sterek]

Spoiled puppy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sVIW6Y

by Smowkie

Derek walked into the bathroom and climbed into the bathtub, so Stiles raised his eyebrows at him.

”Oh, yeah?” he asked, and Derek opened his mouth in a big wolfy grin. ”It’s like that, huh?” Derek nodded with a soft little whine. ”Yeah, okay, no need to bring out the puppy eyes.”

As if he could ever say no to Derek.

The first time it happened was because of a curse. Derek was trapped in his wolf form, distressed and miserable and hating every second of it, so when Stiles was washing up he asked Derek to join him, then he spent a long time washing Derek as he slowly relaxed and calmed. Derek had never asked for it in words after that, but it happened that he came to Stiles in his wolf form and whined softly, only to lead Stiles to the bathroom and climb into the tub, and Stiles had smiled and pampered him.

Written for the prompt 3 & 16 i just need a nice lil spa day for my bois (where 3 is Bathing/showering together and 16 is Massaging).

Words: 2211, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Minor Characters

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Bathing/Washing, Pampering, Fluff, non-sexual nudity, Derek is a spoiled husband (but so is Stiles so it's fine), Wolf Derek Hale, Full Shift Werewolves, Spells & Enchantments, forced wolf shift

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sVIW6Y

[ao3-sterek]

Spoiled puppy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sVIW6Y

by Smowkie

Derek walked into the bathroom and climbed into the bathtub, so Stiles raised his eyebrows at him.

”Oh, yeah?” he asked, and Derek opened his mouth in a big wolfy grin. ”It’s like that, huh?” Derek nodded with a soft little whine. ”Yeah, okay, no need to bring out the puppy eyes.”

As if he could ever say no to Derek.

The first time it happened was because of a curse. Derek was trapped in his wolf form, distressed and miserable and hating every second of it, so when Stiles was washing up he asked Derek to join him, then he spent a long time washing Derek as he slowly relaxed and calmed. Derek had never asked for it in words after that, but it happened that he came to Stiles in his wolf form and whined softly, only to lead Stiles to the bathroom and climb into the tub, and Stiles had smiled and pampered him.

Written for the prompt 3 & 16 i just need a nice lil spa day for my bois (where 3 is Bathing/showering together and 16 is Massaging).

Words: 2211, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Minor Characters

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Bathing/Washing, Pampering, Fluff, non-sexual nudity, Derek is a spoiled husband (but so is Stiles so it's fine), Wolf Derek Hale, Full Shift Werewolves, Spells & Enchantments, forced wolf shift

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sVIW6Y

[sourwolfstories]

Hello , do you have 5+1 times sterek fics? :D

The Little Things by smallbeans

5 times Derek notices things about Stiles that he never has noticed before.

Where the Wind Don’t Change by BarlowGirl

Five times Derek gets hurt and Stiles patches him back up, and one time Stiles gets hurt. Plus feels and some sex.

Five Times Derek and Stiles Had Casual Sex and One Time They Realized It Was Something More by 42hrb

Five times Derek and Stiles casually got it on (they’re just friends, jeez) and one time they realized it was more.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I Want to Date You. by rebekahdarian

The five times Stiles types a text to Derek asking him out on a date and deletes it. And the one time he accidentally hits send.

Wasn’t Me by Gia279

The 5 times it wasn’t what it looked like, and the 1 time it totally was.

5 Times Stiles Runs into Derek and the 1 Time He Invites Him Over by blindinglights

Stiles isn’t used to seeing Derek at the grocery store. It’s not like he thinks Derek doesn’t go to the store for food - he’s raided Derek’s fridge before, he knows for sure that Derek buys things and doesn’t just order take out every night. Even if the contents of Derek’s fridge do usually consist of some take out containers.

When One Door Closes by rebekahdarian

The Five Times Stiles Closed a Door on Derek, And The One Time Derek Caught It

and i’ll just keep on stumblin’ (right now it feels too humblin) by dee_lirious

Derek Hale is pretty much the worst person in the world to hypothetically develop a crush on, being a murder suspect, a dangerous werewolf, a weirdo who stalks people from the treeline, and also living in a train car, Jesus Christ.

(In response to jennova’s prompt: Five times Stiles tries to make Derek smile and one time he succeeds but doesn’t notice because kissing or something.)

Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time by Gia279, rebekahdarian

Or

The Five Times Stiles (Jokingly) Asked Derek Out On A Date, And The One Time He Realized That’s What Derek Wanted.

Savage Beast(s) by TheyDraggedMeInNowIAintLeaving

In which Stiles gets a werewolf roommate and it only gets better from there

5 Times Stiles Didn’t Think, And 1 Time He Didn’t Have To by BulletBlaze

Stiles’ methods of keeping the supernatural world a secret from his roommate all somehow involve pretending to date Derek.

Derelictions of Duty by Regann

No one wants to be the bearer of bad news to someone as nice as Sheriff Stilinski – especially when he’s your boss. That’s why none of his employees want to be the first one to tell him about the scandalous goings-on between his only son and the former murder suspect Derek Hale. For all of their sakes, hopefully the Sheriff will find out all on his own…

(Or, 5 times a Beacon County Sheriff’s Office employee witnesses the unique relationship between Stiles and Derek but neglects to tell the Sheriff and 1 time he witnesses it for himself.)

Wouldn’t it be nice? by circa (stealthturtle)

The five times Stiles ends up spending the night at Derek’s, and the one time Derek starts wanting him to stay forever.

Got A Secret, Can You Keep It by inhystereks

Tara couldn’t make sense of what she was seeing, until Stiles slid his basket of fries sideways and gestured that Derek could take one if he wanted to.

Her jaw dropped.

They were dating!

OR five times the deputies caught Stiles and Derek together, and one time they tried to keep the Sheriff from finding out when he already knew.

That Diner Outside School Campus by m_number24

Every other Saturday, two students would visit this diner. They’d sit together, face to face, on that table two spaces away from the jukebox and literally beside the store’s enormous glass window.

They were like any other students, really.

But for the workers of Vernon’s, they were the most difficult to figure out.

(5+1 fic)

Yellow Flowers by Invictusimpala

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Derek practically roars, and Stiles postures himself so he’s standing straight up, chest puffed out.

“Doing the job no one else has the guts to.”

“Because none of us are as stupid, thick headed, and stu —“

“You already said —“

“Stupid.” Derek scowls at him, and Stiles glares right back. “So what did you find out?”

Or the five times Derek saves Stiles, and the one time it’s the other way around.

5 times the pack almost finds out, and the one time they don’t need to by sterekanigans

Stiles and Derek didn’t mean to keep their relationship a secret, but they just hadn’t gotten around to telling anyone yet.These are the five times someone from the pack almost finds out, and the one time they don’t need to.

—“What are you still doing here?” he hears Stiles hiss. “What if my dad had walked in?”

‘I thought we weren’t trying to keep our relationship a secret?” the mystery person hisses back.

“Yeah, except for from my dad. Because I’m still in high school, you’re you, and my dad’s the Sheriff!“

Maternal Instincts Defy Blood by LogicIsGod327

Talia Hale was surprised the day her son brought home a boy at least two years younger than him who was shaking like a leaf and smelled like a combination of fear and curiosity, but Stiles would integrate into their lives almost seamlessly.

OR

Five moments in the unique relationship Stiles and Talia share plus an extra to wrap it all up.

Left Turn at Alburqueque by yodasyoyo

“Oh no!” Stiles yelps, springing back in alarm, and then, once he gets a better look at who he’s just doused, he whines, “Nonononononooooooooo.”

Because he has just thrown coffee over the hottest guy he’s ever seen: Tall, muscular and dressed in what must have been, pre-coffee, a white tank-top, and what are still, coffee stains notwithstanding, excruciatingly tight jeans. The guy has dark hair, piercing eyes and the sort of scruff that Stiles just wants to rub all over himself.

Stay by Smowkie

Stiles had just gotten off his fourth long shift in a row and was looking forward to going home to his bed. He had plans to spend the next day, his first day off in more than a week, in bed or on the couch with junk food and bad tv. When he approached his Jeep and saw Derek on the ground next to the passenger door he groaned but hurried over.

“Derek, what the fuck? What happened?”

Or: another 5+1 bed sharing fic that nobody asked for.

5 Times Stiles Helps Derek +1 Time Derek Helps Himself (to Stiles) by x_Lazart_x

When Derek finds himself a single parent to Isaac, he feels way out of his depth. Until he’s suddenly running into a really cute, really helpful guy who has the best tips. Maybe Derek can actually do this. And get himself a date along the way.

I Told You Not To Answer The Door In Your Underwear by AsagiStilinski

Stiles likes to be comfortable in his own house, ok? It isn’t his fault that his new neighbor keeps catching him in awkward positions

Or

Five Times Derek Catches Stiles In Various States Of Undress, And The One Time Stiles Catches Him Instead

Catching Lightning by distortedreality

“Mommy?”“Yes, baby?”“I think I know who I’m going to marry.” The little indented frown had disappeared from between Stiles’ brows, instead a wide smile lit up his face.“Well then, you’d better introduce us to this girl with the pretty hair,” Claudia said, ruffling Stiles’ short hair.“Don’t be silly, Mommy. I’m not going to marry her,” Stiles replied.

The 5 times Stiles asked Derek to marry him, and the 1 time Derek asked Stiles.

Five Times Derek and Stiles Wanted the Same Book (And One Time There Were Two Copies) by mikkimouse

"Hey!” Stiles yanked the book back, but the other guy had a firm grip on it. “What are you–”

He trailed off when he set eyes on the leather-clad god with a glare that could strip paint off a car who also had hold of the book.

Stiles gulped, but he didn’t let go. “Hey, dude, I had it first.”

Those powerful black eyebrows bent down further. “Like hell you did.”

[sterekshaven]

Author Asks

Rules: answer these questions and tag five other fic writers to do the same.

I was tagged by @novemberhush and @rieraclaelin! Thank you! ♥

Author Name: Smowkie (except on tumblr, where it’s this blog, not my smowkie blog xD)

Fandoms You Write For: Sterek. I have a couple of WIPs that are for other fandoms/ships, but I kinda doubt I’ll ever post anything but Sterek.

Where You Post: ao3 (fics/drabbles), tumblr, and pillowfort.

Most Popular One-Shot: According to ao3 statistics, based on kudos, it’s Kyle’s great plan =) (3k, outsider pov, bamf Stiles)

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: Well, Stay is the only multi-chapter story I have, so xD (18k, 5+1 bedsharing fic)

Favourite Story You Wrote: I’m gonna go with Puppy howl for that, though honestly, it varies. It depends on a lot of things (and sometimes it’s WIPs too), but I really do like Puppy howl. =) (5,5k, Derek gets de-aged and turned into a puppy, Stiles (and John) takes care of him)

Story You Were Nervous to Post: All of them xD It’s always nervous to post fics, but for most nervous I’m gonna say it’s a toss-up between three of my fics, A touch so right (7,6k of explicit Sterek with prostitute Stiles, the first explicit thing I ever posted (probably the only explicit fic I’ll ever post, tbh), which was nerve-wracking), Consent is Sexy (1,9k, about assumed consent between Sterek, that was hard to post because it’s a very important topic and I was scared I somehow would fuck it up and that people would be angry with me) and In your head (5,9k where they get to see inside each other’s heads, which was scary to post because I poured a lot of my headcanons about Derek in there, and I didn’t know how it’d be received (it’s honestly one of my favorite fics of mine, and I liked it a lot when I posted it, so that made it harder too, what if people hated it when I liked it so much?)).

How Do You Pick Your Titles: Lol. I just go with the first thing that comes to mind that I can stand for the fic. I’m horribly bad at titling fics, and it’s one of the things I like the least about writing, it’s so hard, and I always end up with titles I don’t really like but at least it has a title, so whatever, kinda xD @rieraclaelin gets to hear me whine about titles a lot when I post things, the worst are the drabbles tbh, just 100 words and to post them on ao3 I have to give them a title, like? It barely has words in it, and I have to figure out a title for it? Awful. xD

Do You Outline: Not really, no. It’s something I should do, so I don’t write myself into corners all the time or write several k into something that doesn’t work/that I hate/don’t like/have to rewrite if I want to continue, etc., but outlining kinda sucks the fun out of writing for me, so *shrugs*

How Many Of Your Stories Are Complete: All of my posted ones are complete, but uh *glances at WIP folder*

In-Progress: In progress are just... well, technically it’s actually none atm, but I did write like 70k of a zombie apoc recently (except I didn’t outline, and now I don’t like what I’ve written (kinda. I do love parts of it), so I’ve kinda abandoned it, because I have to rewrite like at least half of it if I’m ever gonna get anywhere else with it, which, naah), and a couple of k of a post apoc after that (that one didn’t suck me in though, idk), so those were both in progress just days ago, but I doubt I’ll get back to them. Honestly, my WIP folder... there are so many started fics, so many almost finished fics, so many ideas and outlines and whatnot, and it happens that I go back to one of them and add things, making it into something that’s actually in progress, but most of the time they just sit there. I have some that I really want to finish though, so, maybe ten?

Coming Soon: Well, that is a very good question.

Do You Accept Prompts: Definitely, yes. Absolutely. I currently have one prompt in my inbox that I haven’t managed to write for, but all the other prompts I’ve gotten sent to me have been written, and getting prompts is generally the only way to get me to finish and post things these days (which makes that unfilled one in my inbox even more annoying, argh! I wanna write it, it’s a good prompt, but I’ve tried so many times and I just can’t, I don’t know why, it’s super frustrating).

I have the BTHB tropes post that I definitely still take prompts for, and I honestly love the two prompts I got for the “I wish you’d write a fic where...” post I reblogged, they were both great prompts and super easy for me to write (first and second), but honestly, any kind of prompts are welcome.

Upcoming Story You’re the Most Excited For: I’m gonna go with the next finished one. xD I have WIPs I’m super excited about, that I love, but that I’m also kinda sure I’ll never finish, sooo, yeah, the next fic I finish is the one I’m the most excited for. I can’t wait! xD

I tag... uh. I’ve seen this go around, but I can’t remember who has done it, so if you have, just ignore my tag (unless you wanna do it again, that is xD), and I’m just gonna tag some authors I know: @yodas-yo-yo @crazyassmurdererwall@fivescupofcoffee @fandommadememad @fastfadingfiction @anefan @misfitmonarchythings @mutualpiningandawkwardness @welshwoman1988 =) As always though, no pressure if I’ve tagged you, these are supposed to be for fun =)

[christinesficrecs]

Hey, do you have a tag for 5+1 kinda fics? I didn't see one on your tag page. Or can you maybe just recommend some? Thanks!💕

Hey!

No, there wasn’t one but thanks for checking! So let’s start with these ones. 

(this isn’t exactly) where you’d want me by decideophobia | 19K

The one where Stiles keeps ending up in the ER and Derek almost gets brain damage from so much stupid.

Derelictions of Duty by Regann | 10.8K

5 times a Beacon County Sheriff’s Office employee witnesses the unique relationship between Stiles and Derek but neglects to tell the Sheriff and 1 time he witnesses it for himself.

The Curly Fries Show with Stiles Stilinski by green-leaf (greenleaf) | 15.6K

Five times Stiles interviewed celebrities for his popular YouTube show, ‘The Curly Fries Show with Stiles Stilinski’, and one time he was the one interviewed.

Left Turn at Albuquerque by yodasyoyo | 9K

“Oh no!” Stiles yelps, springing back in alarm, and then, once he gets a better look at who he’s just doused, he whines, “Nonononononooooooooo.”

Because he has just thrown coffee over the hottest guy he’s ever seen: Tall, muscular and dressed in what must have been, pre-coffee, a white tank-top, and what are still, coffee stains notwithstanding, excruciatingly tight jeans. The guy has dark hair, piercing eyes and the sort of scruff that Stiles just wants to rub all over himself.

Lap Magnet by Prairie_Grass | 30.7K

Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…

Stay by Smowkie | 18.4K

Stiles had just gotten off his fourth long shift in a row and was looking forward to going home to his bed. He had plans to spend the next day, his first day off in more than a week, in bed or on the couch with junk food and bad tv. When he approached his Jeep and saw Derek on the ground next to the passenger door he groaned but hurried over.

“Derek, what the fuck? What happened?”

Got A Secret, Can You Keep It by inhystereks | 5K

Five times the deputies caught Stiles and Derek together, and one time they tried to keep the Sheriff from finding out when he already knew.

So, Did Anybody Need Proof That Stiles Is Awesome? by sarcasticasfuck | 8.8K

Five times Stiles’ explains some things and one time some things gets explained to him

Lest the Fire Consume by the_ragnarok | 10.6K

5 times Derek recognized his mate, and the time Stiles recognized him in return.

The Pros and Cons of Simulated Love by owlpostagain | 3.6K

And with that Stiles’ slightly-creepy-still-mostly-just-amusing afternoon (and night) came to a dramatic, screeching halt. Because no absolutely not NO was Stiles allowed to be attracted to a stupid, pixelated avatar that was slightly influenced by Derek Hale’s character. No.

5 Times Stiles & Derek’s Classmates Noticed They Were in a Committed Relationship and 1 Time Stiles Noticed by Survivah | 2.8K

In which Derek and Stiles are college roommates, and everyone saw this coming before they did.

They Never Learn by gryvon | 2.5K

Five times Stiles Stilinski was underestimated by someone outside his pack.

Just a Hobby by kaistrex (weishen) | 3K

Five times Deputy Derek shelters his partner from the world of the supernatural and the one time he discovers he’s just been making a fool of himself.

According to Plans by eldee | 72.7K

Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn’t have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles’ plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)

[rieraclaelin]

Author Asks

Rules: answer these questions and tag five other fic writers to do the same.

I was tagged by @novemberhush, thank you!

Author Name: rieraclaelin

Fandoms You Write For: I mostly just write for Sterek now, though I have written a Steter and a... uh, Chris/Stiles drabble. I’ve written for Destiel and Wincest in the Supernatural fandom in the past. I kiiiiinda want to write for Stucky in MCU (or my newest obsession, WinterHawk), or possibly even Drarry in the Harry Potter fandom? But, they make me nervous, so, I’m not sure if I actually will ever write for them or not :P

Where You Post: tumblr and AO3

Most Popular One-Shot: ummm, if we are going by kudos on AO3, that would be ‘Morning After’, a Sterek fic about, well, the morning after they first get together :P

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: Uh. Well. I’ve only written one multi-chaptered fic, and it’s a WIP that hasn’t been touched in years. I’m not gonna link it because I’m still debating on either deleting it, or eventually finishing it because I feel guilty about it, but, I have no desire to finish it at the moment :P But I also don’t really want to delete it, so, I’m not sure what to do. So by default, I guess it’d be that one that is the most popular.

Favourite Story You Wrote: Um, hm, I really, really like The Treehouse. But I also really like Let’s Get Hitched because it has Asexual Derek in it :P But, at the same time, I will always, always have a soft spot for Baby Girl in the Supernatural fandom (Destiel, a/b/o)

Story You Were Nervous to Post: There are two that I was extremely nervous to post. The first was my first ever Sterek, Fourteen Days. It was scary because I had just kinda switched fandoms and I wasn’t sure how things would be in a new fandom.

The second was the one I linked in the question above, Let’s Get Hitched. I was nervous about that because it had Asexual Derek in it, and even though I am ace myself, I was nervous about writing an asexual character in a fic that was longer than a drabble.

How Do You Pick Your Titles: Oh, it’s easy! I just whine and complain and pout to @smowkie about the dreaded title line on AO3 until something finally pops into my head :P

Do You Outline: It depends. I have a couple of longer WIPs I have been working on for a long time, and they have rough outlines for them. But mostly, if I’m just writing a short one shot, I have a small idea in my head on a couple scenes and I just write until I can connect them all

How Many Of Your Stories Are Complete: All of the fics I have written and posted to AO3 are complete, except for the one random WIP that I mentioned above. There’s also another WIP to my name on AO3, a vampire!Destiel fic that I am co-authoring with my friend @the-dangerous-ginger, but, since I’m not the one actually doing the writing for it, I generally don’t count that as actual writing by me for these types of questions :P

In-Progress: Oh geeze, I have quite a few. Um, the Fairy Tale AU, the photographer!Stiles fic, a dragon!Stiles fic, a wrong number with magic user!stiles, another one I just started today. I’d like to write a teacher!Derek fic at some point, but, I haven’t actually started that one, so, I guess it doesn’t count :P

Coming Soon: Probably the one I started today. It will probably be pretty short, and I might be able to finish it today or tomorrow. Or later in the week. Or, well, knowing my writing lately... next year :P 

Do You Accept Prompts: Sometimes, yes, but I will post them on my tumblr and ask for them that way. I tend to get overwhelmed if I get too many prompts, so, I don’t reblog them often :P

Upcoming Story You’re the Most Excited For: If I can ever get it written, it’s either my Fairy Tale AU or my photographer!Stiles fic. They both deal with Derek kinda “stuck” in his wolf form

I’m gonna tag... @sterekshaven ( I know you were tagged, but, you haven’t answered it yet I don’t think, so, I’m tagging you, too :P), @compo67, @xx-thedarklord-xx and anyone else who would like to participate! Just claim a tag by me and @ me back so I can read! And like always, don’t feel like you have to do these if I tag you in them!

[tttwbs]

RULES: Answer 30 questions and tag 10 people, I was mentioned in @smowkie ‘s so I decided to do this and I tag nobody it’s just open invite to this party.

# following: 2,471

# of followers: 165

Average hours of sleep: 5

Lucky number: 4

Instruments: none musical. I love 9mm mechanical pencils and I’m marrying my .035 copic ink pen

What are you wearing: Hokusai Jaws T-shirt, black pants

Dream job: FORENSIC SCIENTIST. If only I had known as a teen that was a thing my god.

Dream trip: Venice, Italy and to Paris, France for the Louvre

Significant other: Aroace no no thx but I have a BFF and she is quite significant

Birthday: September 17

Height: 5’10”

Gender/pronouns: woman, she/her

Other blogs: @d2cm @just-d2cm @halefamilyfic @ttecbs @thebigeyeff

Nicknames: Nope

Star sign: virgo

Time: 12:17am eastern US time

Favorite bands: They Might Be Giants, OKgo, Reel Big Fish, The Offspring, The Heavy, Los Straitjackets, Man or Astroman?, Hello Goodbye, Blaqk Audio, and on and on.

Favorite artist: So many so I’ll list who I have prints or originals by— Daniel Danger, Mike Mignola, Kevin Dart, Kelly Smith aka @beatfist , Koyamori, Brianne Drouhard, Pam Wishbow, Marina Terauds, Chris Turnham, Lorenzo Etherington, Guy Burwell, Joey Chou, Richard Sala, Matt Nava, Scott C, Jon Klassen, Jorge Gutierrez, and on and on....

Favorite tumblr artist: Random selection of ones I follow. @beerwolves , @ullathynell , @ntamarit , @mayakern , @cy-lindric , @sleeprealms , @mindyleedoodles , @duckhymn , @beatfist , tbh just go to @ttecbs and browse

Song stuck in your head: funny, I was just whining about it to my friend, that Love Me Like You Do crap they’ve stuck on that 50 shades fking trailer that they play ALL. THE. TIME. L-L-LOVE ME LIKE YOU DOOOOOOO enjoy that earworm.

Last movie you watched: 2008’s Outlander starring Jim Caviezel, the one before that one is a personal fav- Princess Cariboo

Last show you watched: Project Runway Allstars (missing Tim Gunn the whole time)

Why did you make your blog: d2cm was supposed to be for my webcomic but it became reblog central and so much was TW so I tried to weed it out to no avail by making tttwbs— I eventually just made @just-d2cm

What do you post: Sterek, TW stuff I like, werewolf stuff, sobbing pleas for everyone who can to watch Dirk Gently on Netflix....

Last thing you googled: The name of the movie Outlander. Had to get there by actor who played Mr. Reese in Person of Interest and voila!

AO3: FreakHour

Do you ever get asks: Yes! But not on this one really.

How did you get the idea for your url: my initials TT+TW+BS[BestStuff]

Favourite food: Salad because you put anything in/on a bowl of lettuce it’s a salad. Steak, chicken, taco beef, French fries, a sandwich, hot wings, pizza, NACHOS...

Last book you read: The Initiate by Louise Cooper and that was a long long time ty Sterek writers for your prolific creativity

Top 3 fictional universes: JFC this is way hard... Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - the recent series (plz watch on Netflix) and books!, Stargate: Atlantis, and The Elemental Masters series by Mercedes Lackey because idk it’s just candy.

[smowkie]

i woke up with a cold today so i'm whiny and pathetic and i want to watch something but i'm picky and whiny so idk what to watch. it's leaning towards maybe The Bear or Orange is the New Black, but i don't know. nothing feels just right.

so, got any recs? preferably shows, and it can't be anything too complicated since colds make me extra stupid.

[smowkie]

me: ugh i want to talk to people

me whenever people talk to me: omg they're talking to me what do i say? oh no i dont have the energy for this. argh they'll think i'm so stupid, i'm not gonna say anything that's probably best

me: ugh i want to talk to people

me @ me: ...

[smowkie]

i am so whiny today. i have an errand to run and i have to go outside alone.

[smowkie]

urgh why is the anxiety

[smowkie]

me: *scrolling tumblr, relaxed and fairly content with things*

anxiety: *barges in without even knocking* HELLO

[smowkie]

i hate the timed shit on duolingo. i hate timed shit in general, i just get stressed, and this is supposed to be a lighthearted game-y learning tool, not a blood pressure raising source or rage, blargh. *glares at duolingo and tries again*

[smowkie]

me: *happily coding yet another unnecessary blog page*

the page i'm coding: *randomly refuses to do one specific thing the way it's supposed to*

me: wtf. *copy-pastes the code from a place where it works*

the page i'm coding: *still refuses to do the thing the way it's supposed to*

me: hm. *tries fifteen other things to make it cooperate*

the page i'm coding: *still refuses to do the thing the way it's supposed to*

me: *makes a post on tumblr to complain*