#Snapped!Branch

[ninjasmudge]

been finding it difficult to finish art lately but we stay silly so heres some doodles 💪💪

[hey-hey-j]

I might finish the matching JD + Clay redraw eventually but for now??

I am obsessed with this moment this is PEAK sibling interaction

(★my Ko-fi)

[aesthetic-gamersnail]

When the other Trolls look at Branch and Poppy, they would always assume that Branch is the one that would be really aggressive. But why do I feel that if Poppy was really mad, she would be even scarier? I mean we already got a taste of that in the first movie with Creek but imagine her getting upset that someone hurt Branch in some kind of way. She would be furious, going feral even. She would have the attitude of 'f*** around and find out'. While Branch appears normally threatening when angry, people are actually scared of her because it is so uncharacteristically to her and she does seem ready to burn everything around her down. Just something, I have been thinking about

[jade-branch-qa]

My turn to do this.

Sang-mi and Chelydri bodyswap!

"This feels weird..." Sang-mi muttered.

She was quite used to towering over most people but this was different. She wasn't just tall but immense. She flexed an arm and gasped as her muscles flexed beneath the thick scales. Truth be told, hadn't she recently had the weird body swap experience with a certain mouse doctor she'd be freaking out by now but knowing that any such change was short lived made her curious more than anything.

Curious and a bit excited seeing how strong the body she was currently inhabiting was.

She trudged towards a nearby sofa and she lifted it above her head as if it weighed nothing. She couldn't help but giggle, or it would've been a giggle if she'd been in her own body. The body she was currently in let out a rumbling, menacing chuckle that scared her enough to drop the sofa on top of herself with a yelp.

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Chelydri looked down at their chest only to find a pair of breasts staring back at them. A long, drawn out sigh left their borrowed lips and they felt a wave of discomfort fill their entire being.

"This is going to be rough..." the displaced turtle muttered as they tried to fight the incoming rush of dysphoria. The fact that Jerry had told them about his earlier body swap experience was the only thing keeping the doctor from just crawling up into a donut shape right there and then.

"Sang-mi? Are you alright?" came a familiar voice and Chelydri turned to see Director Jewel hovering just a few feet away. It was a curious thing, seeing their superior graced by passage of time. Older, wiser yet young and spry.

"Director Jewel!" they tensed up from pure reflex alone, back straighter than they'd ever manage with their own body before they realised that they had no idea what kind of relationship their boss had with their current body. One thing could be discerned from her confused expression however was that it clearly wasn't one of subordinate and employer.

"I mean-Jewel, it's good to see you!" they tried again but the look the director was giving them was making them sweat bullets. "I-is everything alright Di-Jewel?"

"You haven't referred to me by my title ever since we first met." Jewel said as she fluttered closer to the body of her future sister-in-law. "If he wasn't dead and buried I'd be worried that Mimic was back. Are you feeling alright?"

"Oh, uhm...yes, I'm just-" Chelydri tried before they felt the beetle's bare hand against their forehead while she leaned in close.

"Are you quite sure? You seem to be running a bit hot. Are you feeling feverish?"

None of that registered in Chelydri's borderline panicked mind.

Their boss wasn't just way too close but her uncovered hand was touching their forehead and moving down to their cheeks. Too much, too close, too intimate!

"Sang-mi? Are you-" Jewel tried only for the tenrec in front of her to let out a scared yelp before bolting out of the room.

[lead-to-light]

Let's extend the tumblr body swap nonsense further!

Sang-mi and Jerry swap!

"OH GOD I'M TINY!" Sang-mi screamed in horror, now inside the body of the diminutive mouse doctor.

"AND I'M SO TALL!" Jerry cheered, inside the body of the tall peaceful tenrec. "I feel like a giant striding through the realm!" He said while taking large exaggerated steps.

Wincing at the loud volume, she covered her newly acquired ears, "Please don't shout your ears are very sensitive I can hear what's going on two rooms down."

"Sorry I can't hear you from all the eay down there!" Jerry crowed. "Now if you excuse me I have a day of reaching top shelves and slapping people on the back of the head ahead of me." He then ran off to make mischief.

Sang-mi wasn't thrilled to hear that her body was going to be used to cause trouble and began to race after him, "DON'T YOU DAR-eep!" Only for someone to grab her tail.

Looking behind her she saw a bored looking goth tiger woman in blue scrubs holding it. "Chelydri says your breaks been over for, like, ten minutes and to get back to work." And with that she began dragging Sang-mi to the infirmary.

"Wait no you don't understand I'm not actually who you think I am! I got in a weird body swap! I'm actually a tall green tenrec named Sang-mi!" She protested.

But it fell on deaf ears as the nurse just said, "Uh huh." and continued texting on her phone.

[geddyqueer]

i want to finish my "flora and fauna endemic to northern new england" half sleeve tattoo this summer but i should probably get the mole right in the middle of my tricep removed before i do that otherwise the snapping turtle that's supposed to go under it will eventually end up with a bad haircut

[hey-hey-j]

me coping with having a job interview today by assigning BroZone one of my stims

[starfyhero2]

I Can't Take It Anymore (Youngest Runaways AU)

John Dory was the first to storm into the pod, with the others following. Floyd dragged his feet as he already began to hear the three eldest brothers began to argue about their performance.

"See what happens when you don't follow my lead?" the eldest brother ranted as Spruce glared daggers right behind him.

"Dude, that is exactly what happens when we follow your lead!" he immediately hissed back at him.

Baby Branch looked at the developing argument with growing concern and fear in his eyes as Floyd inched over next to his side.

"Yeah, dude! This used to be fun! Now it's all about being perfect," Clay joined in at some point.

The youngest siblings stared in shock when Spruce suddenly declared that he was quitting the band, tearing off his purple vest.

As the two other older brothers began to argue with more intensity, Floyd glanced over to Branch and saw the fear and heartbreak in his eyes.

Now, Floyd was not only the sensitive one of the group, but also the peacekeeper and mediator. He knew that he should have spoken up right there, but after seeing Branch's eyes, something in him snapped as he made a decision. Neither of them should have to tolerate this fighting anymore.

He crouched to Bitty B's level and looked him in the eyes.

"Branch, we need to leave," the redhead held his shoulders, not realizing that there was fear showing in his eyes.

"...Huh?"

Before the trolling realized what was happening, Floyd scooped him up into his arms and held him tight as he bolted past the other brothers and out of the pod.

JD, Spruce and Clay immediately stopped fighting and tried to run after the redhead in confusion.

"FLOYD! PLEASE WAIT!" JD tried to call out to him, now sounding more distressed as the other two brothers pleaded for the redhead to stop.

"Don't look back," Floyd kept on repeating in his head as tears fell from his face.

Branch, who was pressed against the older brother's chest, began to cry as he didn't understand anything that was happening except that Floyd was very upset and also crying.

After turning a few more corners as the chase continued down the Troll Tree, the pair lost their pursuers as Floyd hopped into a hidden entrance on the ground floor, leading to a small underground hideout he made a while ago to escape from the world.

As the pair hushed down under the hatch door, they could hear the faint screams of their older brothers.

But Floyd knew that they could never go back.

[neillesart]

I lay back down briefly like "ah yes the storm has passed" and then my windows and walls start getting battered by the strongest wind I've heard.

[i-love-ropes]

ROPE OF THE WEEK (2):

HAUL-MASTER 1/4 IN. X 50 FT. POLYPROPYLENE ROPE

FROM AQUA HARBOR FREIGHT

(Real equivalent equivalent to Harbor Freight)

HELLO! I’M ROPE MF AND I LOVE ROPES!!!

I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT MY ROPES EARLIER BUT KING DEDEDE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD TRY LEAVING THE FOREST MORE OFTEN

AND I ASKED HIM “WHY?” 

AND HE REPLIED “WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT THE FOREST? DON’T INCLUDE THOSE MEETINGS WITH YOUR ROPE DEALERS.”

I TOLD HIM “YEARS.”

SO THEN HE SENT ME TO THE RAINBOW ISLANDS TO EXPLORE THEM FOR FIVE DAYS!

HE ALSO SENT ME SOME STAR COINS TO BUY FOOD BUT I BOUGHT ROPES INSTEAD!!!

I’M GOING TO TALK THIS ROPE I BOUGHT ON THE TRIP NOW!

WITH OVER 645 REVIEWS AND RATED AT 4.6 STARS

THIS POLYPROPYLENE ROPE IS A THREE-STRANDED TWIST ROPE

THAT MEANS IT'S NOT ONLY EASY TO HANDLE, BUT GREAT FOR THE OUTDOORS BECAUSE IT’S RESISTANT TO MILDEW AND MOLD

IT’S ALSO ROT-PROOF

IT’S ALSO DESIGNED TO FLOAT ON WATER

THAT MEANS IT WON’T SINK LIKE MY OLD ROPE DID!

I MISS MY ROPE SO MUCH…

(Rope MF needed a moment to mourn his lost rope)

ITS SLICK SURFACE IS GREAT BECAUSE IT PREVENTS IT FROM SNAGGING

WHICH MEANS IT’S EASIER TO DRAG WHILE WALKING AROUND THE FOREST LIKE I USUALLY DO!

THIS ROPE DOES NOT ONLY DOES ALL THE THINGS STATED BEFORE

BUT IT ALSO DOES. NOT. EASILY. FRAY.

THAT’S AMAZING!!!

THIS ROPE IS SUPER DURABLE

WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I CAN HOLD AND LOOK AT THIS ROPE FOR LONGER!!!

IT CAN ALSO HOLD UP TO 112 POUNDS!

112 POUNDS WORTH OF ROPES!!!

112 POUNDS WORTH OF ROPE MF!

ONE KING DEDEDE FROM 16 YEARS AGO! 

NOW, WE WILL NEED AT LEAST TWO HUAL-MASTER 1/4 IN. X 50 FT. POLYPROPYLENE ROPE TO CARRY KING DEDEDE

BUT MORE ROPES THE MERRIER!!!

YOU THINK THIS ROPE WOULD BE EXPENSIVE WITH HOW HIGH QUALITY IT IS BUT NO! IT COST 12 STAR COINS!!! THAT IS ALMOST 2 KIRBY BURGERS FROM THE WADDLE DEE CAFE

(Based off of some calculations, a star coin cost at least $0.18 and the rope in the real world cost $2.19 (I rounded it down and used the American system))

THAT’S WHY I BOUGHT MANY OF THEM!

I’VE BEEN USING THEM ALL AROUND THE HOUSE

FOR EXAMPLE:

I USED IT THE OTHER DAY TO TIE DOWN ITEMS AROUND MY HOUSE DURING A VERY STRONG WIND STORM

I USED IT THE OTHER DAY TO NOT GET BLOWN AWAY DURING THE WIND STORM

I HAVE ALSO BEEN USING IT TODAY TO DRAG LOGS AROUND BECAUSE MY HOME GOT DAMAGED DURING THE WIND STORM

A SINGLE LIGHTING-BOLT SHOT THROUGH MY HOUSE, SETTING IT ON FIRE!!!

THE ROPE IS A GREAT HELP!!!

IT’S MAKING CARRYING AND DRAGGING THINGS AROUND EASIER WHILE I’M REBUILDING MY HOME!

I RATE THIS ROPE A

10/10

[misanthropicgardener]

there has got to be some kind of long term consequence for living in a way in which you fear for your life almost 24/7

[chromaji]

outer fields gameplay ideas, a lil more fleshed out. Some quests can also take place here

[spriingsprung]

sorry if i follow first and dont do. anything- unfortunately i am shy and it annoys me too HBDSJF

[bittsandpieces]

lockscreen, last photo I took, last movie I watched, and last song I listened to!

@vampireghoul thank you for the tag my friend!!

Aaaand I'll tag @sluttybeanbabe, @echosofthesidhe, @hold-me-close-and-bloodied, and @deputy-h if you guys would like to share 🩷🩷🩷

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i cant keep lying to myself ima. fujo that’s greedy for cherik guys. i cant read comics without it being cherik centered SORRY HASHTAG SORRy.

yk what at least youre honest about it.... its ok..... you know what you like and what you dont like....

[harpyco]

Long boi