#Sponsored Posts

[teathattast]

Definitely doing something right if these are the ads I get now

[brennacedria]

Y'all, blocking the Tubi and Netflix accounts don't get rid of the "sponsored posts" but blocking the tags they use DOES work!!

Goodbye, disgusting child with a hat growing out of his head!

[walks-the-ages]

Anyways if you see a Sponsored Post about "How to Take Passiflora" know that its bullshit and like 90% of ai-generated "Articles" about the herbal uses of Passiflora Incarnata, it uses a picture of the completely wrong species of Passiflora when its talking about Passiflora Incarnata which is just going to get someone extremely sick or killed.

[ID: a cropped and color-altered screenshot of a Sponsored Tumblr post, showing the word "origin" followed by a photo of a passionflower that is not a Passiflora Incarnata, and appears to be in the Passiflora Foetida complex, with very thick white filaments, a bright pink center, and branched bracts used to trap insects. The whole image has a slight green tint to separate it from the rest of the post. End ID]

Don't take fucking medical advise for herbal supplements from any website that can't even show the actual species they're talking about, and especially if they don't even name the particular species in the first place and then proceed to show flowers from four different, toxic species.

Passiflora Incarnata is the only Passiflora species that it is safe to consume the leaves and that's only if you know for a *fact* that you have Passiflora Incarnata on hand and aren't just assuming its that based on 20 different incorrect photos presented by these shitty articles which show flowers from Edulis, Caerulea (!) and foetida instead of actual Incarnata.

If you try eating or making tea out of passiflora leaves that are not Incarnata you are going to make yourself very, very sick with fucking cyanide.

[m0llygunn]

wait wait wait wait I just saw someone say that the us tiktok people should go to tumblr wait a fucking minute just wait

[lurkingpuddle]

I'm starting a collection of sponsored posts that come across my dash that I call "who paid for this?"

First category, AI art

[ava-amelia]

Seriously these ads

[disparatemind]

This is one of the most threatening sponsored posts I've ever seen, which means it's right in line with the rest of this hellsite's (affectionate) content.

Carry on.

[ladycharles]

Uh oh, our boy James is in trouble! 😵‍💫

[leftsidejeans]

I love ads that are borderline incomprehensible.

[unhingedfenestration]

hating the way tumblr loads sponsored posts before posts I wanted

[beacxhplease]

new tumblr ad dropped guys! it’s uhhhh…nothing. keep scrolling (threat)

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

[bellascarousel]

Tumblr cracks me up, sometimes. I get so many posts on my dash tagged as being possibly mature content. None of it ever is.

Want to know what the only NSFW stuff that ever shows up is? Fucking ads. You'll make me click a button to say "yes, I want to see this" over a picture of an actress showing a tiny bit of cleavage, or a DRAWING of a woman showing a tiny bit of cleavage, or who knows what completely innocuous thing. But then you'll turn around and force me to look at videos of barely dressed women shoving boobs bigger than my head in my face.

Newsflash, Tumblr. You getting paid for it doesn't magically make it SFW.

[irenespring]

A+ Tumblr advertisement. No notes.

[cctv-1104]

Hey Tumblr, quick question. What the fuck?

[thatbuddie]

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333