#Szeth

[cosmerelists]

It's Quick, It's Easy, and It's Free! (Stormlight Edition)

It's a meme, kind of!

1. Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Eating crem!

Teft: Why would I do that though? Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

2. Lift: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Stealing food!

Wyndle: W-While technically correct in your case, I'm not really sure that's the best... Lift: Quick! Easy! Free!

3. Hoid: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Listening to my stories!

Kaladin: ... quick? Hoid: On my timescale, almost anything can be considered quick. Kaladin: What? Hoid: What?

4. Shallan: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Looking at a cool flower or a nifty bug!

Adolin: Uh, Shallan, my love...I saw you look at a cremling for thirty minutes yesterday. Shallan: 😅

5. Rlain: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Not treating other people like crem!

Renarin: Here, here! Rlain: Although people sure act like it's difficult, sometimes...

6. Szeth: It's quick. It's easy. It costs nothing…material. It’s Murder.

Nightblood: Here, here! Szeth: This is a lament, sword-nimi.

7. Moash: It's quick, it's easy, and it's freeing. Giving up your emotions to Odium.

Odium: Nice variation on a theme! Moash: Thanks. I feel nothing.

8. Lezian: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Killing Kaladin!

Leshwi: I have…doubts about each of your chosen adjectives. Lezian: Shut UP, Leshwi!

9. Rock: He’s quick, he’s easy(going), and - thanks to Kaladin- he’s free! It’s me!

Skar: you say quick but the stew has been cooking for nine hours Rock: I did not say my STEWS are quick

10. Dalinar: It’s slow, it’s tough, and it costs everything: taking the next step

Adolin: I can’t decide…do you not understand the meme, or do you understand it too well? Dalinar: (mysterious smile)

[madxmellon]

Please take my random Stormlight memes while I wait for KOWT

[probablycatastrophic]

szeth is all like "I hate killing people. I hate myself for killing people. Why must I kill people all the time" and then every time he fights it's the most elaborate fight scene ever. There is ONE GUARD and he lashes him upwards, binds him to the ceiling, puts his own spear under him, and then waits for the lashing to run out so the guard falls down and is impaled. and every fight scene is like that. if you think murder is morally wrong why did you do that to him

[theineated]

Stormlight Archive AU: Tien collects the wrong rock

"Hi! Look at this cool rock I found."

"I am required to tell you that you are holding my oathstone."

[qernna]

cringefail loser

[piano-hoarder]

[taravangians-storming-balls]

I got to the bit in my WoR reread where szeth is like "he had taken to blinking as little as possible and his eyes were so dry" and I had to pause the audio book I was laughing so hard. I'm sorry but there is nothing KoWT could ever do to make me stop dunking on szeth

[twobitsandanibble]

[botanicaxu]

Happy New Year 2024!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Present you with a tiny Szeth ❤️ Really excited at Stormlight 5!!!

[viridializard]

cosmere inktober day 1 : smoke

[sterbb]

"Szeth found himself crying. His orders were simple. Kill as you have never killed before. Do so wearing white, so all know who you are. Szeth did not object. It was not his place. He was Truthless."

[cosmerelists]

Pros and Cons of Stormlight Characters in the Middle Seat Next to You on a Budget Airline.

As requested by anon. :)

1. Kaladin

Cons: His legs are so long. His hair is so luxurious. His shoulders are so broad. This large, beautiful man is not trying to be in your space, but the budget airline seat cannot contain him. Pros: You started what you thought was an idle conversation, but by the end of your flight, he had diagnosed your chronic pain and become your therapist??

2. Shallan

Pros: Well, she's more of a regular-sized human and she's friendly but quiet. She seems to just want to sketch the whole flight, so no complaints! Cons: Why does she keep staring directly at a space across the plane and sketching the creepiest symbol-headed creatures you've ever seen with her eyes vaguely glazed over like she doesn't even know she's doing it holy shit is this a Twilight Zone situation where there are invisible gremlin monsters on this plane that only she can see and is it your imagination or do you hear humming from somewhere

3. Adolin

Cons: Listen, this is a budget airline, and this guy seems to think it's a fancy spa?? He's got the slippers, the posh eye mask, the luxurious travel pillow, some really nice face creams, and he seems to be video chatting with a girl even though the internet on the plane doesn't even work. Frankly, you're jealous and grouchy about it. Pros: Okay, he actually seems really sweet and he gave you some of his way-too-nice-for-an-airplane snacks. You take it all back; this guy is awesome.

4. Szeth

Pros: He is so still. So quiet. Almost folded in on himself. Barely...breathing? Honestly, you keep forgetting the middle seat is occupied, and how rare is that! Cons: You just...you think you'd feel better if he just blinked. Just once. Please.

5. Lift

Cons: You had to sigh just a little when a little kid plopped down next to you. Also, she goes to the bathroom every five minutes, and comes back with food every time. You think she might be robbing people. Pros: She complimented your butt quite sincerely. You've always been kinda self-conscious about your butt! But apparently yours is the "second best she's ever seen." Feels nice.

6. Jasnah

Pros: Like, is it possible for someone to just be really good at flying? She came in, expertly stowed her luggage, sat down elegantly, did her seatbelt, used a wipe to clean up the tray table and surrounding area, and immediately starting reading some thick tome. Do you have a crush on her? You might have a crush on her. Cons: She glanced at the book you're reading, and you know she judged you for it.

7. Wit

Cons: Does this guy EVER stop talking? Pros: Okay, actually, you found him kind of annoying at first, but that story he told you about the temple and the duck might have healed years of trauma? Did you just realize that you don't have to forgive your mom and that's okay?

8. Renarin

Pros: He sat down and you were like, "Okay. Cute nerd. I dig it." Cons: You just wish he wouldn't scrawl foreboding-seeming numerals on the back of the airline chair in front of him. Is it counting down to...just before the plane lands? What does it mean???

9. Amarem

Cons: He came in and was IMMEDIATELY like, "I am taller than you and so I should have your seat." And then he just...waited? Like he thought you'd just comply??? Pros: He seems intent on pretending that never happened. Fine by you. That guy seems like an asshole.

10. Zahel

Pros: He falls asleep, like, immediately and doesn't stir for the entire flight. Cons: He's just kinda stinky.

11. Dalinar

Cons: He sits down and, unprompted, says something like, "In my youth I would always battle to occupy every armrest but now, after reading The Way of Planes, I have realized that it is the journey, not the armrests, that matter, so you can have them" and then you're like, "Dude, the person in the middle seat gets the armrests that's just common courtesy" and then he looks at you and you look at him and it's vaguely awkward the whole flight and nobody uses the armrests. Pros: Actually, after a while you do take the armrest and the tension goes down a lot.

12. Taravangian

Pros: He just kinda seems like a nice old man, you know? Kinda confused about stuff, but harmless enough. Cons: He falls asleep partway through and droops his head onto your shoulder and drools a bit and you know you sound ridiculous but it feels somehow calculated. Intentional. Evil.

13. Sebarial

Cons: The very second beverage service starts he's all, "Bring me a BOTTLE of wine" and you're like, "Oh no. It's one of those dudes who gets way too drunk on planes!" Pros: You know? This guy actually seems pretty jolly and chill. You catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pretend he was my uncle." You're not sure where that came from.

14. Rock

Pros: He scoffs at the provided airline snacks and gets out this thermos and gives you the best damn soup you've ever had in your life. Cons: He's just a large, warm man. Very large. Very warm. Not his fault, of course, but now YOU are very warm.

15. Elhokar

Cons: Every time there is plane turbulence, he mutters something about how it's the assassins coming to finish the job. Poor dude must be really scared of flying. Pros: You feel a warm, parental feeling growing in you as you look at this sad, scared man. Maybe your mom was right. Maybe you WOULD be good with kids.

16. Eshonai

Pros: This lady is, just, SO excited to be traveling that it can't help but make YOU excited to travel. Like, you always thought plane travel sucked, especially budget airline travel, be she is so delighted by everything that you find yourself thinking, "You know, it IS pretty amazing that we're soaring through the sky right now traveling to a new land." Cons: Cons? No cons. You wish you could ALWAYS see flying through this woman's eyes.

[marcblacks]

2020 old fanart

[jordirapture]

· Kaladin Stormblessed ·

49 artists from Spain/Latam are doing a collab where each one of us will paint one of Brandon's characters from the Cosmere! I had the opportunity to pick Kaladin (it was about time for me to paint him properly), so here it is!

I hope you like it!

[probablycatastrophic]

*chokes on my oathstone*