#THE FUCKIG. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 'WHOS GETTING THE BEST HEAD' RADIOACTIVE ELEMENT EDIT ????????????????!!!!!!!!!

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ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?

JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!

ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply

JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.

DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster.