#TRHOWING HIM INTO A WALL

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

You’d think I’d have less thoughts from this episode since it was not very plot heavy but i am not done bGKAMWOEF 

[Monkie kid season 3 episode 3 spoilers] 

Really thinking about Mk and Wukong’s dynamic in season 3 so far, as of episode 3 (rambling all this now cause i can’t watch 4 and 5 until later so getting this all out rn BGAKWEFMOW) 

The rest of the crew tolerate Wukong, at best. He’s not important to them in any way shape or form, aside from Tang who’s the fanboy but not totally personal invested in Wukong outside of his fantasy’s of being his BFF. 

But! 

He is important to Mk. And they know that. They see that. And they respect that, so they tolerate Wukong, even if they don’t really like him. 

Mei especially has no patience for his cryptic nonsense or the way it effects her best friend. 

Which, honestly, fair, he’s not communicating and letting Mk come to some conclusions that aren't true and leaning into the mysterious mentor trope he thinks he needs to be, which isn’t helpful to anyone. 

When it comes to the crew, Mk is almost... blocking Wukong from them during confrontation, often times quite literally placing himself between them 

Basically acting as a middle ground man and attempting to communicate or make excuses for Monkey King, which honestly, isn’t really healthy. It prevents Monkey King from having to face some consequences and doesn’t help him learn to communicate, and Mk falls into the roll of apologizing for other people a little two easily.  

And again, the crew tolerates this because they know how important Monkey King is to Mk. He really cares about him. Even though Monkey King basically dips again, without actually leaving, Mk cares and wants to make sure he’s part of the group and even comfortable 

Part of it comes from Mk’s need to please the people around him

and his desire for validation and to have his mentor/father figure tell him he did a good job 

Mk is very loyal and he’d do anything for the people he cares about. Even blame himself for their behaviour and try to change himself because he’ll rationalize until he’s convinced himself he’s the problem. 

But, that doesn’t mean he’s stupid. 

He sees 

However, he’s quick to forgive and quicker to excuse, and Monkey King tends to breeze over things because confrontation is BAD™ for him and he avoids it however he can, usually by dismissing it and bulldozing ahead with positive talk  and acting like things don’t get to him. Which just feeds into Mk’s rationalization more bgsalkemfwe 

MAN THEIR DIFFERENT TRAUMAS AND HABITS CLASH SO BADLY GOOD GRIEF 

ANYWAY, just thinking about Mk as the middle man in this situation and how long that’s gonna be able to last with how serious things are and how Wukong’s inability to communicate is gonna continue to effect the group and dig him into a deeper hole until Mk can’t give him any more excuses or defend him (or if he’d even want to) 

The day when Wukong looks to Mk to convince the others to get behind him and Mk looks away is gonna crush me if it ever comes (Wukong too probs haha*sobs*) 

*shakes the monkey* COMMUNICATE GOSH DANG YOU 

Thing is, he’s definitely trying to communicate but it obviously isn’t working very well. Just with what Mk said alone with the 

“He’s in no state to waste his time on mere mortals, especially since now I don’t have my powers” 

LIKE THAT? THAT SOUNDS BAD 

But the reality of the situation is that Mk doesn’t have his powers. He and Monkey King were the strongest players to keep them from getting wiped out during a boss fight, and now that they’re both out for the count they’re in a lot of danger. Wukong knows this. He knows they’re in danger and that their best bet right now is him. He can do boss fights, he did them back during the Journey all the time. It’s a very serious situation and he’s their best bet, the easily killed mortals are not. 

Say it out loud though and it sounds horrible. “I’m more important than you right now.” When in reality it’s closer to “if I don’t recharge you’re all going to die so I’ve gotta get to the point where i can protect you and that means focusing on myself for a while until i’m up to game” 

BUT OF COURSE HE DOESN'T’ SAY THAT, AND MK DOESN’T REALLY TAKE IT THAT WAY, NONE OF THEM DO 

*shakes the monkey* COMMUNICATE GOSH DANG YOU 

Anyway, I lost my train of thought, the monkey is stupid and communicates a lot like my mom does BG;ALJKWEMFO Mk’s not gonna be able to put himself between the monkey and his friends forever, and as much of a peacemaker as he’s trying to be, real communication is what’s gonna save them and if they can’t get to that point good luck my guy 

This all started from how i just noticed the way Mk stands between his friends and Monkey King when they start getting annoyed with him *WHEEZING* AIGHT HEADING OUT PEACE 

(I’m still not over how gently Mk put Monkey King down after carrying him out of the truck tho actually bG;JLKAEMFOW) 

[wozw4ld]

If the baby wasn't a baby i would trhow him against the wall

[red-white-black]

First kiss book version

For me, in the book, crowley and aziraphale 's relationship are already developed and stable. What i am saying is that they are basically an old married couple who has forgotten about it, but just won't be able to lived fully because of up there and down there.

So what happened before the book

Tw: kissing somebody without their consent is wrong and you must always ask before.

Prompts

Aziraphale and crowley are on a mission both for their respective sides.

They are spiying on an individual at a party. It's a mascarade or something like that. They bumped into each other and they realized they wete there for the same person so they hung out together. They followed the person to outside of the party, they hid behind a corner.

The individual seems to have detected them not wanted to be busted, crowley pulled the angel close to him and kissed him.

The individual caught them and apologized then left.

Oof

They pulled away, aziraphale crimson red.

On the sight of the flustered angel, crowley tells the angel to shrugs it off as it was nothing and to not worry about it.

They parted sides and left without a word.

They meet again at another party a couple of years later, aziraphale pulled crowley into another room. He had mastered the courage to confront the demon about what happened that night.

Yet again he shrugs it off as nothing, wich really hurted aziraphale.

As he was about to leave, aziraphale cle clenched his fits and cried with his heart.

"Well it was my first, I just would like to

stop treating it like a joke or as if it was nothing because It ment everything to me."

Crowley froze. Aziraphale was flustered and angry and sad, but he didn't cry.

Clearly he had nothing nothing to say, thought aziraphale, just a stupid joke and he had totally fallen for it.... he really really had fallen for..him

The angels bit his bottom lips trying to crack his face into a sob. He started to walk away, he felt his heart pulling him in the opposite direction.

Crowley took a couple off unsteady steps and bump into the wall.

" it was my first too...." he said faintly.

The angel stopped

Crowley say down, knees close to him face burried in them.

" what???" Said the angel frustrated.

He walked up to him.

" but did it meant anything to you.. I do-" he started hurted.

" of course it did, I wouldn't kiss anyone " crowley spilled.

Aziraphale didn't know what to think anymore.

" then why did you dismissed like garbage like you did??" He genuinely asked

He sat down, crowley flitched and looked away.

" cause you are an angel" he answered

" what do you mean" aziraphale said midly insulted for some reason " just tell me the truth dear boy."

Crowley took a deep breath and got up.

Trhowing his arm dramatically.

" because you are an angel and I am a demon, and I stole your first kiss with mine and thought that you would be discussed by it, by me. So I thought that if I just played it like it was nothing

Cause I couldn't stand the idea of you feeling like I stole something important from you so I acted like it was nothing to show that hadn't taken anything."

He took a deep breath

" Look clearly, I was wrong... So aziraphale, I hurted you and I am deeply and truly sorry , aziraphale. May I ask for your forgiveness, angel?"

Ah this asshole, with his pet name, that always succeeded as making him met.

The angel looked away and nodded.

The demon got down and sat next to him.

" I never wanted my first kiss with you to be like this " he let out without thinking, but when he did he was too late.

" with me..?" Aziraphale asked in a chuckles.

Crowley started to turn red.

" wait you wanted your first kiss to be with me?" Asked aziraphale suprised.

The demon burried his face in his knees and nodded.

Now crimson red