#Taz: Commitment

[friendly-jester]

links to each song for a refresher/people who aren't fans of taz but wanna vote anyway (feel free to join in!)

balance

amnesty

dust

commitment

graduation

ethersea

steeplechase

[mooselybased]

So I wanted to draw a lil' something in celebration of The Adventure Zone hitting ten years old this year! Which turned into me drawing a pretty big something featuring (almost) every player character from (almost) every campaign from these past ten years.

So here's to Adventure Zone Balance, Amnesty, Commitment, Dust, Graduation, Hootenanny, Ethersea, Dadlands, Steeplechase, Versus Dracula, and everything that's still to come!

[ethersierra]

Cooked up something again in Audacity

I think it would be really cool to do something with this as a tribute to ten years of TAZ which we'll hit in December :O

[tazsapphicweek]

TAZ Sapphic Week 2024 Prompts are here!

As always, free choice is allowed, these are just ideas for jumping off points.

Prompts are listed in plaintext below the cut.

Melt

Orbit

Flower language

Caution

Remind

First date

Sunrise / Sunset

Begin / Return / Again / Continue / End

Learn

Past / Future

Interrupt

Dive

Wonder

Confess

Bloom

Song

[beecampbell]

taz is so good guys how am i supposed to do anything besides listen to it

[tinseltastic]

Some sleepy kitten blupjeans

[lovebugjunie]

new bracelet on my Etsy inspired by the taz mini arc logo!

[yardsards]

the main adventure zone trios and their ability to survive the dungeon meshi dungeon:

tres horny bois: they'd take to the dungeon pretty naturally. these motherfuckers are eating monsters, touden party style, without it even being necessary. magnus "double barrel unicorn special" "ate a rock once" burnsides would be like "hey taako i bet you can't make walking mushroom taste good" and taako "sizzle it up with taako" taaco would be like "BET". these guys are used to exploring and surviving in unfamiliar worlds. they're also used to dying and being revived but that means they might get a bit reckless. also either taako or magnus would need to learn a healing spell bc merle cannot stop getting got by dryads or man eating plants. thus is the struggle of such a small party.

pine guard: the dungeon is just as much about survival as it is about fighting, and this group is pretty skilled at survival. exactly how well they fare is contingent on if they have ned or if they have thacker here, though. thacker would be an absolute natural in this environment cuz exploring unknown weird magical environments is His Whole Deal, but ned wouldn't do so well without his social connections or access to his base.

thundermen llc: they're not super cut out for this kind of thing, as their skills lie more in interpersonal and business, but they still ARE powerful fighters in their own right, and have good teamwork. the firbolg would absolutely be carrying the other two survival-wise though. also fitzroy would complain the whole time.

coriolis crew: not great. they're adapted for ocean adventures, not dungeon crawls. also, zoox would keep trying to mind-meld with monsters, and amber and devo would get into a huge fight over who would get to be king if they reach the bottom of the dungeon and if the prophesy is true.

poppy's pals: these are just guys. they might be able to survive like cockroaches on the first floor by doing some shady business deals but any deeper and they'd fuckin beef it

vs dracula: honestly not totally caught up with this season but i have on good authority (my friends in my phone who ARE fully caught up) that these three would do reasonably well. makes sense from the episodes i did listen to, they seem like a strong and balanced party and mutt's survival skills could come in handy.

feel free to add or disagree

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[cobalt-knave]

The Adventure Deck plans

So, I think I am gonna do a full deck of just Balance because I'm most excited to draw the NPCs. And I may do a mixed-campaign deck afterwards. To replace Balance in the mixed deck, I was thinking of going super niche and doing Commitment/Just Us because I've been itching to come up with designs for Irene and Kardala.

Rough plan Bureau of Balanced Deck:

King of Diamonds - Lucretia

Queen of Diamonds - Killian or Carey

Jack of Diamonds - Carey or Angus McDonald

Diamonds pip - Bureau of Balance symbol

King of Spades - Magnus

Queen of Spades - Taako

Jack of Spaces - Merle

Spades pip - umbra staff

King of Hearts - Barry J. Bluejeans

Queen of Hearts - Lup

Jack of Hearts - Davenport

Hearts pip - red robes in profile

King of Clubs - Kravitz

Queen of Clubs - John

Jack of Clubs - Fisher

Clubs pip - Voidfish

Joker - Garfield the Deals Warlock(? possibly to move into the main face cards)

Rough plan the Adventure Deck:

Diamonds - Commitment/Just Us

King of Diamonds - Kardala and Irene (Commitment)

Queen of Diamonds - Nadia (Commitment)

Jack of Diamonds - Del Craven (Just Us)

Spades - Ethersea

King of Spades - Amber

Queen of Spades - Devo

Jack of Spades - Zoox

Hearts - Graduation

King of Hearts - Fitzroy

Queen of Hearts - Argo

Jack of Hearts - Firbolg

Clubs - Steeplechase

King of Clubs - Montrose Pretty

Queen of Clubs - Beef

Jack of Clubs - Emerich

[cephalo-podcast]

Oh to live in the universe where TAZ: Commitment got a full season

[katgametable]

The Adventure Zone

Clint, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy have played a lot of DnD by now. And a fair bit that isn’t DnD.

Their first campaign, Balance, started off slightly ramshackle. Griffin DMs, Travis plays Magnus Ironsides, Clint plays Merle Highchurch and Justin plays Taako, using the then-brand new DnD 5e (2014). After modifying the adventure module Lost Mines of Phandelver, Griffin made a real zinger of a world and campaign. The result, in Justin’s words, was “the story of four idiots who played DnD so hard that they made themselves cry”. I’m pretty sure I did too, and I’m pretty sure you will too. This set of characters – Tres Horny Boys – are also the most frequent attendees at live shows – although I wish they’d give their live show adventures actual names. Balance also includes two adventures by the McElroy’s Maximum Fun Network colleagues, and a special mini-series Imbalance that could potentially set up for a new campaign, but that was quite some time ago and nothing’s happened so probably not. Honestly, the characters earned their retirement.

After finishing Balance, the McElroys decided to experiment a bit to decide what their next campaign would be, so they did three short adventures before deciding which to continue. Commitment was run by Clint using Fate Core and was superhero themed. Amnesty was run by Griffin using Monster of the Week and was a sort of rural folk horror. Then there was Dust, run by Travis using Urban Shadows, and was a supernatural wild west theme. After all three mini-campaigns, they decided to continue with Amnesty. (Note, if you look at the list of episodes, the post-mortem is listed three times, under each of the three campaigns.)

Please be aware that I have yet to listen to Amnesty beyond the experimental mini-campaign, so I’m getting details off a wiki. Justin plays Duck Newton, Travis plays Aubrey Little, and Clint plays Edmund Chicane and Arlo Thacker. Amnesty would also have two shows using its characters.

After Amnesty wrapped, they went back to DnD 5e, this time with Travis DMing for Graduation. This is another campaign I haven’t go to yet, so again this is from a wiki. Griffin plays Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt, Justin plays Master Firbolg, and Clint plays Argo Keene. They are enrolled in a sidekick program at Hieronymous Wiggenstaff’s School for Heroism and Villainy.

Near the end of Graduation is where I discovered Adventure Zone, which is why I haven’t got to Amnesty and Graduation yet; I’ve had to back-listen. My first at-time-of-broadcast season was Ethersea. Ethersea came with a prologue, a five-episode game of The Quiet Year, which tells the tale of settlement from its formation to destruction over the course of a year. The McElroys used that, along with ideas and modifications Griffin devised, to create a predecessor settlement to the main setting, and built the town that would be their characters’ home – an underwater town sheltering from a cataclysm above. The main campaign was DnD 5e with Griffin DMing, Justin playing Amber Gris, Travis playing Devo la Main, and Clint playing Zoox. In my opinion, this is one of the best settings I’ve encountered, and having the players join in making it, all sorts of details from the prologue led to incredibly important elements in the campaign, but…the campaign was a little too rushed. I think it needed another two arcs before the finale. And honestly, I’m still a little confused by the ending. Maybe when I relisten to write it up I’ll understand it better.

Then they did a second season of Dust, although Griffin and Clint made new characters, before launching into their next major campaign: Steeplechase, run by Justin using Blades in the Dark, set in a theme park somewhat inspired by Disney World, except self-enclosed and evil. Griffin played Montrose Pretty, Clint played Emerich Dreadway, and Travis played Beef Punchley. This was a really wild story, with something of a tendency to veer all over the place and certainly great fun to listen to…but they were really, really bad at playing Blades. Blades has a certain format, a certain way it works – the idea is you’re a team of crooks doing scores to steal or whatever, and the game is all going from score to score. While that was the initial set-up, and the first…half or so was indeed formatted as scores, it then ended up much more free-form. So, if you want to know how to play Blades, don’t try to learn from Steeplechase.

After that, another short campaign called Outre Space, using the Marvel Multiverse Role Playing System and a kind of continuation of a comic Clint wrote for Marvel. Then they returned to DnD 5e for TAZ vs Dracula, a romp through public domain in the name of killing the most famous vampire. Griffin DMed, Travis played Crawford “Mutt” Muttner, Clint played Brother Phileaux, and Justin played Lady Godwin. This was one of the weirder games. It didn’t feel all that structured, and it seemed quite a lot like Griffin was just throwing everything in there. It’s definitely fun to try to follow on and see how many references you get. They have also now had four extra adventures, all named after the basis of what they’ll be encountering.

Then they launched straight into Abnimals, a creation of Travis’ in both setting and system. It’s based off Saturday morning cartoons of anthropomorphised animal heroes with impossibly well-defined abs. They’re also aiming to make this campaign a bit more suitable for little ears, and they’re doing a good job so far. Travis is running the game, Griffin is playing Navy Seal, Clint is playing Roger Moore, and Justin is playing Ax-o-Lyle. This is the current campaign, and I’m enjoying it quite a bit. I also managed to fall behind before is started and ended up binging nearly twenty episodes in about three weeks.

In between all these campaigns and mini-campaigns, there have also been a number of shows using a variety of systems. Some of them, like Dadlands, have follow-ups, while others, like Holiday Brawl, are stand-alone.

There are also semi-regular installments of "The The Adventure Zone Zone", basically just them talking about what's been going on in TAZ.

Now, I believe there is in fact more TAZ available than what is listed here, if one was to become a Maximum Fun member. I have not done so yet, because I’m not caught up on the non-exclusive content. If/when I do take the plunge, I will add that content to the list, but be much more sparing in my reviews, to respect the membership requirement.

TAZ has lasted a long while, because the McElroys are very good at being entertaining. They’re not the best people to learn the mechanics from, even when they’re not inventing whole new systems. But what they excel at is using the tools of the game system to tell the stories they want to play with. Using just DnD 5e, they have explored the most entry-level high fantasy world; a magic school; an underwater city and its environs; and a magic-punk city with every character more than 95 years old. They have made the system more versatile than it was ever intended to be, by the simple expedient of “the story comes first”. That’s not throwing away the rules and discarding the dice, that’s making whatever mechanic you need to allow the story to be told. Their many stories speak to their success.

Balance

Episode 1: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 1

Episode 2: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 2

Episode 3: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 3

Episode 4: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 4

Episode 5: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 5

Episode 6: Here There Be Gerblins Chapter 6

Episode 7: Moonlighting Chapter 1

Episode 8: Moonlighting Chapter 2

Episode 9: Moonlighting Chapter 3

Episode 10: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 1

Episode 11: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 2

Episode 12: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 3

Episode 13: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 4

Episode 14: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 5

Episode 15: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 6

Episode 16: Murder on the Rockport Limited Chapter 7

Episode 17: Lunar Interlude I: Carnival Chaos

Episode 18: Petals to the Metal Chapter 1

Episode 19: Petals to the Metal Chapter 2

Episode 20: Petals to the Metal Chapter 3

Episode 21: Petals to the Metal Chapter 4

Episode 22: Petals to the Metal Chapter 5

Episode 23: Petals to the Metal Chapter 6

Episode 24: Petals to the Metal Chapter 7

Episode 25: Petals to the Metal Chapter 8

Episode 26: Petals to the Metal Chapter 9

Episode 27: Petals to the Metal Chapter 10

Episode 28: Lunar Interlude II: Internal Affairs

Episode 29: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 1

Episode 30: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 2

Episode 31: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 3

Episode 32: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 4

Episode 33: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 5

Episode 34: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 6

Episode 35: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 7

TTAZZ: Balance 1

Episode 36: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 8

Episode 37: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 9

Episode 38: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 10

Episode 39: The Crystal Kingdom Chapter 11

Episode 40: Lunar Interlude III: Rest & Relaxation

Episode 41: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 1

Episode 42: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 2

Episode 43: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 3

Episode 44: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 4

Episode 45: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 5

Episode 46: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 6

Episode 47: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 7

Episode 48: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 8

Episode 49: The Eleventh Hour Chapter 9

Episode 50: Lunar Interlude IV: The Calm Before The Storm

Episode 51: The Suffering Game Chapter 1

Episode 52: The Suffering Game Chapter 2

Episode 53: The Suffering Game Chapter 3

Episode 54: The Suffering Game Chapter 4

Episode 55: The Suffering Game Chapter 5

Episode 56: The Suffering Game Chapter 6

Episode 57: The Suffering Game Chapter 7

Episode 58: Lunar Interlude V: Reunion Tour Part 1

Episode 59: Lunar Interlude V: Reunion Tour Part 2

TTAZZ: Balance 2

Episode 60: The Stolen Century Chapter 1

Episode 61: The Stolen Century Chapter 2

Episode 62: The Stolen Century Chapter 3

Episode 63: The Stolen Century Chapter 4

Episode 64: The Stolen Century Chapter 5

Episode 65: The Stolen Century Chapter 6

Episode 66: The Stolen Century Chapter 7

Episode 67: Story and Song – Finale Part 1

Episode 68: Story and Song – Finale Part 2

Episode 69: Story and Song – Finale Part 3

The Great Switcheroo of 2015

Return of the Hogsbottom Three

TTAZZ: Balance Finale

The Live Boston Stunt Spectacular

MaxFunCon East Live

Live in Austin

Live in San Diego

Live in Nashville

Candlenight in Tacoma

Live in Dallas

Live in San Francisco

Live in Atlanta

Halloween Special

Candlenights 2018

Live in New Orleans

Live at Emerald City Comic Con

Live in Minneapolis

Live In Seattle

The Zone of Adventure: Imbalance Episode 1

The Zone of Adventure: Imbalance Episode 2

The Zone of Adventure: Imbalance Episode 3

Amnesty

Amnesty Set-Up

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Experiments Post-Mortem

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

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TTAZZ: Anmesty

Episode 25

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Episode 30

Episode 31

Episode 32

Episode 33

Episode 34

Episode 35

Episode 36

The Ballad of Bigfoot: An Amnesty Story

TTAZZ: Amnesty Wrap-Up

Halloween Special

Graduation

Episode 1: Orientation

Episode 2: It’s (a) Familiar

Episode 3: Pursued By Bear

Episode 4: Four Sidekicks Walk Into A Bar

Episode 5: What’s Yours is Mined

Episode 6: Long Overdue

Episode 7: Secrets, Secrets

Episode 8: Mission: Imp Hospital

Episode 9: Mission: Imp Hospital 2 – Unfinished Business

Episode 10: Dark Arts and Crafts

Episode 11: You Can Call Me Al(thea)

Episode 12: Pop Quiz

Episode 13: Apple for Teacher

Episode 14: Spirit Day

Episode 15: Out of Order

Episode 16: Give Me a Hand

Episode 17: Fire Drill

Episode 18: Field Trip

Episode 19: Creative Writing

Episode 20: Group Assignment

TTAZZ: Graduation

Episode 21: Loose Lips, Sunk Ships

Episode 22: Open and Shut

Episode 23: Between a Rock and a Hell Place

Episode 24: With Frenemies Like This

Episode 25: Burden of Things

Episode 26: Little Gray Cells

Episode 27: Long Way Down

Episode 28: Business Plan

Episode 29: Princi-Pal

Episode 30: Take Your Firbolg to Work Day

Episode 31: High on the HOG

Episode 32: By a Hair(cut)

Episode 33: Open Up a Can of Firbolg

Episode 34: The Ins and Outs of Contract Management

Episode 35: Multiple Choice

Episode 36: Reunions

Episode 37: Investment Opportunities

Episode 38: Finals

TTAZZ: Post-Grad

Ethersea

Prologue I: Our Wasted World

Prologue II: The Cost of Opportunity

Prologue III: The Comfort of Guilt

Prologue IV: The Hierarchy of Terror

Prologue V: The Weight of History

Episode 1: The Gallery Job Part 1

Episode 2: The Gallery Job Part 2

Episode 3: The Gallery Job Part 3

Episode 4: The Gallery Job Part 4

Episode 5: The Gallery Job Part 5

Episode 6

Episode 7: The Infinite Clam Part 1

Episode 8: The Infinite Clam Part 2

Episode 9: The Infinite Clam Part 3

Episode 10: The Infinite Clam Part 4

Episode 11: The Infinite Clam Part 5

Episode 12: The Infinite Clam Part 6

Episode 13

Episode 14: The Abyssal Auction Part 1

Episode 15: The Abyssal Auction Part 2

Episode 16: The Abyssal Auction Part 3

Episode 17: The Abyssal Auction Part 4

Episode 18: The Abyssal Auction Part 5

Episode 19: The Abyssal Auction Part 6

Episode 20

Episode 21

Episode 22: Cambria’s Call Part 1

Episode 23: Cambria’s Call Part 2

Episode 24: Cambria’s Call Part 3

Episode 25: Cambria’s Call Part 4

Episode 26: Cambria’s Call Part 5

Episode 27: Cambria’s Call Part 6

Episode 28: Cambria’s Call Part 7

Episode 29: Cambria’s Call Part 8

Episode 30: Cambria’s Call Part 9

Episode 31: The Menagerie Part 1

Episode 32: The Menagerie Part 2

Episode 33: The Menagerie Part 3

Episode 34: The Menagerie Part 4

Episode 35: The Menagerie Part 5

Episode 36: The Menagerie Part 6

Episode 37

TTAZZ: Ethersea

Episode 38

Episode 39: Benefactor’s Folly Part 1

Episode 40: Benefactor’s Folly Part 2

Episode 41: Benefactor’s Folly Part 3

Episode 42: Benefactor’s Folly Part 4

Episode 43: Benefactor’s Folly Part 5

Episode 44: Finale

TTAZZ Ethersea Wrap-Up

Steeplechase

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 11

Episode 12

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Episode 21

TTAZZ: Steeplechase Mid-season

Episode 22

Episode 23

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Episode 37

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Episode 42

TTAZZ: Steeplechase Wrap-Up

TAZ vs Dracula

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

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Episode 29

Episode 30

TTAZZ: vs Dracula Wrap-Up

TAZ vs Moby Dick

TAZ vs The Great Gatsby

TAZ vs Halloween

TAZ vs Romeo vs Juliet

TAZ vs Robin Hood

TAZ vs Hamlet

Abnimals

Episode 1: Bunny Heist

Episode 2: Museum Showdown

Episode 3: Training Day

Episode 4: Theft at the Gala

Episode 5: Stealing Silver

Episode 6: Rogue Robots

Episode 7: Gearing Up

Episode 8: Security Measures

Episode 9: Dry or Die

Episode 10: Taking Out the Trash

Episode 11: Warehouse Wipeout

Episode 12: Loose Eel

Episode 13: Enforcement Infiltration

Episode 14: Hide and Sneak

Episode 15: Covert Cops

Episode 16: Cell Block Wango Bango Tango

Episode 17: Figging Around

Episode 18: Don’t Bank On It

Episode 19: Friendshrimp Along the Way

Episode 20: Breaking In

Episode 21: A Deal with Killdeath

Episode 22: Escape from Governor's Island

Episode 23: A Lair of SCUZZ and Villainy

Episode 24: A Scuzz of Our Own

Episode 25: Grate Expectations

Episode 26: Radical Rescue

Episode 27: A Walrus Among Us

Episode 28: Final Fight

TTAZZ: Abnimals

Commitment

Commitment Set-Up

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Experiments Post-Mortem

Dust

Season 1 Set-Up

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Experiments Post-Mortem

Season 2 Set-Up

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Outre Space

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Specials

Live in San Jose

Hootenanny

Hootenanny: 3tenanny

Hootenanny: 5tenanny

Dadlands

Dadlands 2: Into the Corn Hole

Dadlands 3: FAMLEE Business

Holiday Brawl

Just Us

Just Us 2

Spirit Breakers

Spirit Breakers 2

The Adventure Bone

Sexy Battle Wizards

[mooselybased]

And there we have it, all thirty fighters from our hypothetical Adventure Zone platform fighter. I've loved making these, and may return to add some "DLC" at some point (gotta get the Steeplechase player characters, right?), but for now we're gonna leave it here.

12 Balance reps, 6 Amnesty reps, 5 Graduation reps, 4 Ethersea reps, and one each from Dust, Commitment, and Dadlands. Let me know who you'd main, what you'd like to see as hypothetical DLC for this hypothetical game, or any other thoughts!

Links to individual movesets under the cut, and I'll see y'all next time!

Magnus Burnsides | Taako | Merle Highchurch | Killian & Carey | Kravitz | Lup

Lucas Miller | Barry Bluejeans | Klarg | Roswell | Lucretia | Garfield the Deals Warlock

Duck Newton | Aubrey Little | Ned Chicane | Minerva | Mama | Arlo Thacker

Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt | Argo Keene | The Firbolg | Demon Prince Gray | Rainer Michelle | | Augustus Parsons

Amber Gris | Zoox | Devo la Main | Urchin | Kardala | Dad Squad

[cihojuda]

Would that TAZ couple have kids? Part 3: Non-canon Everybody Else Edition

Duck & Indrid: No. I don't think Indrid is great with people in general, never mind kids. Duck, on the other hand, is probably a really involved uncle if his sister Jane has kids; and Indrid probably puts on a good show for Duck's niblings because it makes him happy.

Ned & Boyd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

Beef & Montrose & Emerich: Never in a million years.

Fitzroy & Rainier: Listen. Griffin said that Fitzroy is canonically asexual. That doesn't mean he couldn't get married and have kids, but couple that with his personality, I don't see it as very likely. Him and Rainier would probably have a good platonic marriage for tax benefits though. If they did have a child, it would probably be the only child that Fitzroy was capable of talking to without it crying.

Argo & Fitzroy: see above. I think Argo wants kids, though. Probably just not with Fitzy.

Fitzroy & Argo & the Firbolg: nope.

Amber & Kodeira: These two are both too devoted to their jobs/fighting blinksharks to consider having kids.

Irene & Nadiya & Remy: I think individual members of this ship would want kids but they wouldn't have kids together.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Nadiya Jones (The Adventure Zone: Commitment):

hot science lady? yes please

Ibex (Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight):

Ibex is the confident, ambitious, and charming (manipulative) candidate for the Divine mech Righteousness. He wears a red suit and a floral scent, and always looks extremely put together and sexy.