#taz dadlands

[mooselybased]

And there we have it, all thirty fighters from our hypothetical Adventure Zone platform fighter. I've loved making these, and may return to add some "DLC" at some point (gotta get the Steeplechase player characters, right?), but for now we're gonna leave it here.

12 Balance reps, 6 Amnesty reps, 5 Graduation reps, 4 Ethersea reps, and one each from Dust, Commitment, and Dadlands. Let me know who you'd main, what you'd like to see as hypothetical DLC for this hypothetical game, or any other thoughts!

Links to individual movesets under the cut, and I'll see y'all next time!

Magnus Burnsides | Taako | Merle Highchurch | Killian & Carey | Kravitz | Lup

Lucas Miller | Barry Bluejeans | Klarg | Roswell | Lucretia | Garfield the Deals Warlock

Duck Newton | Aubrey Little | Ned Chicane | Minerva | Mama | Arlo Thacker

Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt | Argo Keene | The Firbolg | Demon Prince Gray | Rainer Michelle | | Augustus Parsons

Amber Gris | Zoox | Devo la Main | Urchin | Kardala | Dad Squad

[the-southern-cereal-king]

Dadlands is going to do much wilder now that brennan has achieved dadhood

[lucretiaadventurezone]

dadlands iii outfits :0

[komaeyda]

looking to follow a bunch of folks. i think the graveyard of twitter is p much done for me so im actually back this time. i dont know if anyone still makes posts like this but im gonna give it a try.

if you frequently post/reblog one or more of the following, please LIKE this post and i will follow u! (no reblogs required, but totally appreciated!)

Creepypasta

Five Nights at Freddy’s

The Mandela Catalogue

The Magnus Archives

The Adventure Zone (Balance, Amnesty, Graduation, Ethersea, Steeplechase, etc.)

Old Gods of Appalachia

The Legend of Zelda (literally any game)

Hotline Miami

Darkwood

and of course new mutuals are always welcome!

[mcelquotes]

Guy Ferrari would never drink and drive!

Travis McElroy

[alexanderreynard]

Still listening to TAZ, FINALLY on Steeplechase and getting close to catching up, and I can't get enough of this show 😂 I'm gonna have to relisten once I'm caught up, because every single arc has incredible characters and the interactions between the McElroy family is just hilarious

[thecheshirerat]

dadlands and old kidadelphia… there’s something there

[lithiumrox]

today's the day! cornhole for your soul!!

[its-your-mind]

When Travis demanded that Science Dad “NAME SEVEN.” universe-breaking things that could be done with a CORN hole, it activated Brennan’s Breaking News sleeper agent programming

[nermals-pile]

CORNHOLE FOR YOUR SOUL

[mooselybased]

What's this?? It's the Dad Squad from The Adventure Zone: Dadlands, all together in a single platform fighter moveset! Enter Briquette Hoggins, Chip Hugginsbee, Guy Ferrari, and Coach Red Ruffinsore!

I wanted to include a law/chaos meter mechanic in this, so here's how this one works. You play as one dad at a time, and each of the four special moves will swap you to the corresponding dad. Landing hits as a chaos dad (Briquette or Chip) will raise your chaos but drop your law. Landing hits as a law dad (Guy or Red) will raise your law but drop your chaos. Most standard attacks are themed after one type of dad (grill, vacation, car, or sports), and landing hits themed to your current dad will give extra meter. You can spend meter by holding down the special buttons for powered up versions of those attacks. Spend chaos for stronger neutral or up specials, and spend law for stronger side or down specials.

Now for the moveset itself. The down special swaps you to Coach Red Ruffinsore, who let's out a piercing toot on his whistle for high damage but practically no range. Spend law meter to chain together several whistles with no cooldown.

The side special swaps you to Guy Ferrari, who will drive forward a good distance in his Hyundai Elantra. Spend law meter to instead drive Yvette the Corvette, which explodes for massive damage at the end of the move.

The neutral specials swaps you to Chip Hugginsbee, who will toss a snack from his backpack in a lofty arc. Spend chaos meter to instead whip out just a gun, for a faster and more powerful projectile that shoots straight forward.

The up special swaps you to Briquette Hoggins, who fires a cut of meat from his chest cavity straight down, giving him a small bit of air in the process. Spend chaos meter to instead summon Chokey the barbecue spirit, which propels Briquette faster, further, and in any direction.

The Dad Squad's finale has them reach into a Continuity Obliterating Recurrent Neutrino (or, C.O.R.N.) Hole, extruding them through time and space. Briefly, all four dads, and fractal copies of them, will spread horizontally across the stage, moving and attacking in unison.

To those who made it this far, thanks! This was my 29th moveset concept in this series, and I'm planning on taking a break from this once I post the 30th one. Lemme know if you have any guesses as to who it might be, and I'll see y'all then!

[boydykedevo]

Not including any Balance cuz 1. they would win in a landslide and that’s no fun 2. I’ve only listened to like three of them and 3. There’s so goddamn many and I’ve only got ten slots

[lucretiaadventurezone]

at the liveshow they played clips during intermission like we were ipad babies 😭😭😭 it was so funny

[le-fruity-fool]

God dadlands lore is so good

[entity9silvergen]

New roommates are all ttrpg nerds. Interested in playing Dadlands. Planning a oneshot. Making the map look as vaginal as possible without them noticing. Deciding what the first person who notices will get.

[kronoose]

Hey Taz fandom is the first EP of dadlands max fun exclusive I can't seem to find it in my feed