#Teeheeheeheehee

[doingpushupsindrag]

klaus back with his short hair in season 4….

[visceravalentines]

back on my b.s.

Your face lolls into the pillow and it smells like fever dreams and cold-sweat nightmares.  The fabric of your underwear catches on your clit and you gasp, arching against his chest.  “Easy,” he murmurs as his fingers drag back and forth.  He hooks his foot around your ankle, forces your legs open.  You asked for this.  You’ll take it and thank him. 

Lightning silhouettes the world beyond the porch in black and purple.  When you close your eyes, you see the rooftops of the town in the colors of heaven.  You rock against his hand and pretend you’re someone else somewhere else.  You feel the thunder in your teeth and wish with all your heart the rain would fall. 

He puts an abrupt end to the friction and cups you in his palm, wide and warm.  You make a plaintive sound and wiggle your hips, push your ass against him.  You need to feel something.  You need him to help you. 

“Please,” you moan. 

He presses his lips to the back of your neck, whispers into the shell of your ear like a lover.  “You love me?” 

You squeeze your eyes shut.  “Yes.” 

[no-squ4sh-4-b4by]

Boyfriend count just went from 1 to 2 😎😎😎💯💯

[cyborg-hydra-girl-thing]

my partner and i are gonna run through borderlands soon

and i was all like “hey babe! should i play as brick as a brick?”

and they laughed with me and went “yeah!! that’d be awesome!”

“do you know what a brick is love” lmaaaoooo

“no??”

[lottiecrabie]

hehehe

[spearxwind]

SURRENDER // SUBMIT // SUCCUMB

[catgirlweed]

gm charpim nation

[ask-ring-schwartz]

His mouth opens and closes, trying to come up with something to say, the blush worsening before he covers his mouth with a hand in embarrassment.

"Entschuldigung." He mumbles and turns gracefully, if quickly on his heel and briskly walks away.

MY POOKIE BEAR HELLO

"My...pook-" he stutters, his face blooming with dark red as he averts his eyes to the ground, awkwardly raising a hand and clearing his throat.

"H-hi."

[aku-zone]

I think one of the coolest things about being trans is that you get to pick your second birthday. Anyways guess what date i picked bitches n bastards

[bedforddanes75]

3, 9 & 18 <33

HIIII hello hello i hope ur enjoying ur day okay so

3 (song id choose 2 introduce someone 2 my fav genre). hmmmm. ive actually got no idea what my fav genre is, but i do like a lot of things that are just a little bit odd, so, maybe Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi? it's got that weird, music-box-esque thing at the start, so, that!!

9 (song in a different language). can i say screen cleaner...no, i'm messing. Gee by Girls' Generation. i LOVE GEE. listen immediately...

18 (song id choose 2 set the mood on a date). OOHHH omg. cool! hmm, probably something from loveless by mbv? mostly just cos theyve got no words for me to giggle at and theyre all quite atmospheric 🙂‍↕ vibes and stuff. but, in all honesty, i'd probably freeze up and make the other person choose x

[transgenderization]

my friend made a stax deck to try and counter my enchantment deck and then rage quit when i was winning anyway ^_^

[motherherbivore]

vent sketching with Sanctuary 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[meownotgood]

For u

kisses you on the cheek

[themadvigilantist]

HUSH] The sender places a finger over the receiver's lips before leaning in for a kiss.

"Shut Up" Kiss starters

[HUSH] The sender places a finger over the receiver's lips before leaning in for a kiss.

V was going ask what they were up to but, before it could escape her lips: their fingers shushed any other thought. Her leaning in to kiss them back.

An almost dimpled smile grew across their lips. Her whispering then, an almost purr escaped her. "That's one way to say hello."

[faunabel]

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

Absolutely <3

teeheeheeheehee. thank you! you're very sweet <33

[shiningstages]

the brief chuckle that rings clear & true from the gift box is cheerful , pure yet also teasing , knowing . ' congratulations on popping your cherry , old man . ' the card nestled in roses & sex toys reads . - sampo <3

@cryroh ratio can't help but frown severely at the grating chuckle that claws its way into his ears, all the knowing emotions and indications from the identifiable tone alone making his head hurt. but the "gifts" inside make his face flush pure red, reading the card in pure embarrassed disgust, slamming it back into the box before desperately covering it all up. "ridiculous fool...!" he curses and groans aloud, looking around several times to see if he could spot the man himself, before groaning again. how was he supposed to dispose of all of these...terrible objects?