#That looks sooooooooo yummy

[apollo-not-in-space]

drew the girly for ya :]

*skedaddles*

LOOK AT THAT OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER LOOK AT HER

[gothsuguru]

idk why i love making suguru suffer so much… i just think it’s seeing him crumble underneath the weight of everything he’s been through/done that’s so delicious… suguru who’s inundated with shame, guilt, & grief is one of my favorite flavors, ESPECIALLY when he strikes at reader like a viper — bit cruel, bit bratty, a lil bit in love…

[jasgirl-creations]

"Becoming a bimbo isn't real science" You were about to prove your professor wrong. You tested on yourself, getting thicker than implants ever could. With a few syringes hidden in your jacket, you went to class eager to turn your professors into the biggest, dumbest bimbo of all.

"Becoming a bimbo into real science!" You could hear her mocking voice in your head. So shrill. Nasal. She'd sound so much happier once she got a doze of your special new serum! Too happy to care that she was so, soooooo wrong! You came to a halt outside the lecture hall, breasts bouncing for seconds after your heels click clacked to a stop. Class was in session. You tried to listen as you peered through the door's narrow window, but the professor's lecture was sooooooooo boring! She'd be so much more fun to listen to once she was a bouncing giggling bimbo! The door swung open with a gentle push, and you click clacked your way into the lecture hall, hips swaying and breasts bouncing. The professor paused her lecture as she looked up at you. "Ms. Jasmine, you know my policy. If you're late to my class you must...." Her words trailed off as her eyes locked onto your band new wobbling head sized titties. Sure, there were other changes. Your new serum was an absolute scientific breakthrough that would revolutionize medicine. You'd managed to create a drug increased metabolism, nearly halted aging, restored hair loss and luster, rejuvenated skin, eliminated depression and induced a kind of toned fitness usually only found 5-day-a-week gym devotees. All while curing a dozen diseases and correcting a variety of genetic disorders. And with no side effects at all! Unless you counted a drastic and permanent spike in arousal and a frankly worrying drop in IQ as side effects. Which you didn't. No, you didn't blame anyone for focusing on your big titties. After all, the professor didn't even notice the pair of syringes in your hands until the first one was already stuck in her shoulder. By the time she reacted you were injecting her with the second. Two doses was a lot more than you had given yourself. Twice as much? You weren't so good at math anymore, so you couldn't be sure. But the professor would need it. She was such an uptight bitch. And a science denier too! You watched as the older woman dropped to her knees. Well, "older" wasn't REALLY a good description. The professor was probably in her mid thirties, and already she was starting to look younger. The serum worked fast! She gasped and moaned as her new boobies swelled, already bigger than her head and still growing! You bent your knees, lowering yourself into a crouch poised on your 4 inch heels. You'd never even worn heels before the serum, but after just 24 hours you walked in them like you were born with them. "See, professor? Becoming a bimbo is, like, totally science! I did an experiment to see if I could turn a boring bitch into a yummy dumb bimbo with basketball sized titties. What have I learned? Like, my experiment is only sort of a success. look at your boobs, they're totally bigger than basketballs! Time for a new experiment!" Jas produced a half dozen more syringes from her lab coat. It was time to do more science!

[moonchildstyles]

Aster in the bathtub after a tiring day and he likes taking v warm baths soaking his hands in the water :( cause they were cramping and all that day :( and he started his bath alone without angel cause she was out with Sarah :( and ugh when he hears her coming in looking for him calling his name :((( and ofc she’s all :( </3 seeing his tired face walking up to him voice getting all quite “hello” and he gives her his tired smile :( “all tired?” Talking so sweetly and softly to him and h nods “how was the restaurant?” He asks since her and Sarah tried a new place “very yummy you would really love their tomato soup” and h’s head is laid back all :D “yeah, that’s what you had?” Shaking her head taking her socks off “Sarah had it but I got the pasta it was meh the one you make is way better” and just him watching her take off her clothes standing in her underwear and little top :( she asks him about his day and how his main client went :( telling her all about how his hands hurt too much today and her lips pout :( “I’ll give you a massage once you get out, okay?” Just so so sweet “that’s what got me to finish his piece” </3 her walking out and coming back with a Cotten white night dress sitting next to the bathtub looking at him :( “I can fix you now” hand reaching to his under water </////3 “don’t wanna ruin your pretty dress” voice so sleepy “I don’t mind I’ll wear your shirt when we sleep anyway” and he gives her a weak smirkkkk like yeah u will and she’ll massage his hand softly pampering it with kisses as they go back and forth with talking :( and once they both leave the bathroom and he gives her a shirt </3 she proceeds with massaging his hands putting oils to help sooth him and everything </3 and they end up sleeping with her hands wrapped around his tucked under her cheek 🧸

STOP THIS WCTUALLT MAKES ME SOOOOOOOOO:( him taking a bath first of all I could sob and cry and weep and wail and her saying his pasta is better but they should go back and try the soup:( bc he’d like it:( and his hands hurt from the big tattoo he did today but he knew he’d be alright bc she would take care of him when he got home he just needed to get through it :( also her getting undressed in front of him while he’s still in the tub all while they’re talking and I can just see him looking at her w heart eyes bc she’s just :( so pretty :( he’s so in love w her :( and her sitting down w him in her nightgown but they both know she’s going to change into his clothes when they actually go to bed:((((( literally will lose it while she’s massaging his hands and talking w him while she’s working out the cramps and helping him feel better and even putting oils and a nice cream and everything on them when they’re good to go to bed and he tells her he’s never ever felt better:( AND HER SLEEPING W HIS HANDS UNDER HER CHEEK NO ONE TALK TO ME:(((((((((

[stylesloveclub]

r*ding pleasingrry's tummy 😵‍💫 like can you imagine you're just like staring at his chest and abdomen when he gets out of the shower or something and he's prattling on abt what you want for breakfast or whatever but you can't think just bc... well bc he's so dreamy 😵‍💫 and his tummy looks so soft but firm 😵‍💫 and you want to lick at it and kiss all over (especially at his pillowy hips with his swallows 😵‍💫) and then the thought of r*ding his tummy crosses your mind and 😵‍💫 oh em gee. and h, being the attentive doting bf that he is, comes closer when you don't answer his question about breakfast and like cradles your face all soft and strokes your cheeks delicately and "you okay, puppy? you're all quiet" and your face flushes and he's "what's the matter baby, you're all hot in the face" and you're trying to dismiss him because you're ✨embarrassed✨ but he won't let up like "no, pup, tell me what's wrong" and you start to squirm when he licks his lips and they get all glossy and look even more kissable than before 😵‍💫 and you just know he won't let it go until you tell him what's up so you finally whisper something along the lines of "you're jus' really pretty, daddy" (does pleasing y/n call h daddy? i dont remember i need to reread but if she doesn't she should bc he's SO baby daddy) and harry's like *ohhhhhh* and then he gets all smug and he's "yeah baby? what's so pretty abt your daddy" 😵‍💫 and you tell him bc you're his good girl 😌 and then (i imagined that you'd been in the bedroom this whole time, that wasn't clear jhfwiugruh) he'd start pushing you down on the bed and pressing kisses all over your skin until you can't stop wiggling under him and you're hot all over 😵‍💫. and somehow in the midst of all your kissing harry ends up underneath you, his towel lower on his hips so your p*ssy is skin to skin with his tummy 😵‍💫 and you humping and grinding against him and he's mocking you the whole time like "c'mon, get yourself off on your pretty daddy's tummy" 😵‍💫 and his hands are all over you, your thighs, bum, tits 😵‍💫 and he can't help but leave a few hickeys over your neck and collarbone and you're halfheartedly trying to bat him away while still grinding against him bc covering those up for your job at *his* restaurant is so much extra work but he doesn't listen and when he's finished sucking and licking he's "i'm sorry baby, daddy's sorry, you just look so pretty with my mark on you, so pretty when you're ruined" 😵‍💫 and you nearly keen bc what. the. fuck. he can't say shit like that and expect you not to melt. and when you're legs get tired he's "oh love, c'mon, keeping working yourself on me" but you just can't bc you've been at this for soooooo long (like ten minutes) so you just whimper and whine while your legs ache and your pace falters and he's "let's go pup, if you make yourself come like this i'll let you suck me off as a treat" 😵‍💫 and you're x10 energy now bc harry's c*ck in your mouth sounds absolutely exquisite rn and he chuckles at your enthusiasm and "oh puppy, you love my c*ck that much, huh? bet i could make you do anything for me if i gave you your treat after, right?" 😵‍💫 and you're nodding bc he's most definitely NOT wrong. and when you come it is EARTHSHATTERINGLY GOOD (as always) 😵‍💫 and he's cooing and whispering praises in your ear all "good girl puppy, such a good girl for your daddy, you did so good baby" 😵‍💫

UGH this is sooooooooo yummy . love him being concerned like are u okay puppy u seem quiet 🥺 but ur just being h word OFNEIFOSOFJW and yes he is so daddy like i needed him to be daddy for my own mental health bc he’s just so :( daddy :( and kissing all over 😭😭😭😭 this concept is so yummy and h word but i’m fixating on the kisses and the way he talks to u 🥺🥺🥺 and him not being able to help himself from leaving makes like he just wants to kiss u and loves pulling away to see the skin red and bruising :((((( i just want him so bad

[deltamothsblog]

if deltamoth had tumblr

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🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

ranking another rock submission on my tier list. no u cant see it.

⚒️ welshstonecarver Follow

*looks at you* *looks at you* *looks at you* *looks a

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

what the hell man

#where did he come from where did he go... #PREV SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO #who is this guy. someone tell me. im going to fucking GET HIM.

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🔮 magicballmaster Follow

[ BALL UPDATE ]

Loading Plagues... Done! Loading Colors... Done! Loading Images [233 of 233]... Done!

Ball Update Completed.

#i'm going to inflict SOOO many plagues..,. #ball update

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💜 meepist Follow

me when there is food

in the fridge

but i don want it

#guh #im sooooooooo hungry #starving white woman

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🎆 what-month-is-it-bot Follow

happy March 2024!!!

🌙 sleepytime-pete Follow

#wuh

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🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

everything seems okay so far i think the lobotomy was a success

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

ouh..... brian hurt....

🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

uh. are you okay

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

tumer

#LITERALLY ME #reblog

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📁 appdata Follow

mmmmm minecraft/saves/coolworld7

💜 meepist Follow

STOP EATING MY SAVE DATA!!!!!!

📁 appdata Follow

nuh uhhh they so yummy

#what the FUCK >:(

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ouhhh.... im so thirty....

@magicballmaster, what should i do?

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

might i suggest a plague

🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

i

am hopelessly dependent on alcohol but sure will do a plague.

#YIPPIEEEE!!!! #plaguepost

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OFFICIAL NOTICE

Hello, everyone!

It has come to our attention that one of our freelance demolition workers has accidentally blown up Venus.

As a reminder, if you catch any debris falling to earth, please do be sure to mail it to our P.O. box on east mars. This counts as part of your public service for the empire.

Goodbye!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

SIR YES SIR! TO MARS, SIR! OORAH!

■ wrongempireoffical Follow

@propogandaman, You are hereby sentenced to 500 decades of incarceration for public display of emotion. Our Galactic Police Force has been alerted to your presence and are rapidly approaching your location.

Please await your sentence. Have a nice day!!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

oh man im TOTALLY getting executed tonight.

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💜 meepist Follow

like eating like eating

like like like eating like eating glass

#bloc party

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🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

please raise your right hand for the pledge of amogus

i pledge alleigence to the flag of the united ships of amongus

against the impostor for which we stand

one spaceship, under jerma, moist critical with oxygen and hod dog for all

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

and now, please rise for the among us national anthem.

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

[over loudspeaker] ooo say can you sus

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🐝 hive-meister Follow

why dont my friends play lethal with me

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

i think youve wiped the entire team with bees.

at least once.

every time we play.

🐝 hive-meister Follow

SHUT UO!!!

CURSE OF A THOUSAND BEES!!! GET HIME!!!!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

should've been a plague...

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💜 meepist Follow

im soooooooo evil.

🟢 evil-meepist Follow

how evil.....

💜 meepist Follow

[1000-directions]

good stuff 10-21-23

had very good coffee and very good cinnamon roll this morning :))

i wanted to buy myself a pumpkin pie as a nice treat but the ones at the store didn't look so good. so i bought a sweet potato pie instead and it is sooooooooo yummy

i made...idk what to call it, a taco bake? an enchilada bake? it's a casserole with layers of tortilla chips, enchilada sauce, refried beans, roasted corn, and cheese. whatever you wanna call it, i made up a recipe for it, and it was NOT pretty lol but it tasted good. (for future reference for me: 375 for 15 minutes, then crank up the temp for a few minutes to brown the cheese)

and now i shall make some cocoa and watch some hockey!!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

KAHDHBSHDBSJSBSJNSKA if only i could write papers for my classes as easily as i can asks for you </3

I’M LIKE GOING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD RN BECAUSE I’M SENDING THIS ON PHONE SO I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT I AGREE I AGREE I AGREEEEEEEE GOJO MOST DEFINITELY SAID ‘aishiteru’ (for the nuance 😫😫😫😫) AND I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWERRRRRRR (i watched jjk 0 on my laptop and when i tell you the amount of times i rewatched that specific scene to see if i could make out what he said……… 💀💀💀💀💀 I COULD SEE THE AISHITERU I WATCHED IT SO MUCH)

geto’s “at least curse me a little at the end” to gojo’s “love is the most twisted curse of all”

LIKEEEE JABSJSBHDBSJSBSN

“see you later” (this one wouldn’t age well 💀) was one i was telling one of my other friends because she was like what if it’s not ily and i was like 1) be quiet but 2) IMAGINE he said it thinking he’d see him again in some sort of afterlife or another universe and he sees him again as a shell for another being THE ANGUISH THE DESPAIR HE WAS STOLEN FROM HIM NOT ONCE BUT TWICEEEEEE

“my six eyes tell me that you’re geto suguru but my soul knows otherwise” I AM SO NORMALLLLLLLLLL ABOUT THEM OH MY GODDDDDDD biting my fist and banging my head

anyways :3

NANAMI’S BLACK FLASHES WERE SO COLD OH MY GOD AND I MIGHT BE WRONG BUT DOESNT HE SAY LEAVE IT TO ME IN JJK 0 to his i’ll leave it to you (you’ve got it from here) in shibuya arc </3 I HATEEEEEEE AIDHJSBDJSNDN (i love)

AND YOU LOVED I LOVE YOO OMG ARI I LOVE YOO WAS SO AJDHJSNDJSJ THAT WAS MY LIFEEEEE kissing the ground you walk on IM SO AJSHJSBDJSNDJ YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDDD

AND AND YOU MIGHTVE SEEN OPERATION: TRUE LOVE AROUND the mmc’s are sooooooooo :3 they’re so yummy looking IF I WERE SUA (fmc’s name) I WOULD WANT THEM BOTH I COULD NOT PICK

OH YEAH AND LOWKEY I DO SEE YOU LIKING DOKJA MORE HAHHAHAHAHHAA HES JUST SO SHDHJSNS HES JUST GOOD LIKE THAT IM NGL TO YOU

OH AND i am picking the manga back up for you i swear ITS OKAY I DONT NEED MY HEART AND SANITY ANYWAYS (thinking about the leaks…….)

AND AND AND WHO IS YOUR HSR TEAM IF YOU DONT MIND ME ASKING :00000 (and ty ;-; every time i get a quest out of the way a new one pops up and i’m just like LET ME LEVEL MY BOOTHILL UP PLEASEEEEEE)

AND AND AAANNNDDDDD i saw that you wanted to start bnha :3 ANYTHING I TRY TO SAY TO COMFORT YOU MIGHT MAKE IT SOUND WORSE BUT IMAGINE ALL THE DABI THOUGHTS YOU COULD HAVE yummy yummy dabi thoughts PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE omg abdhsbsnns

okay let me shut up now

EAT LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND TAKE AS MUCH REST AS YOU NEEEEDDDDDD much love to you <333333

MY DEAREST KOI 🥹🥹🥹 forgive this late response i’m going through my inbox ask by ask….

I HOPE YOUR CLASSES ARE GOING WELL 🙏… assuming you aren’t on summer break……. i soooo get that 😔😔😔 i wish i had as much motivation to do my assignments as i have when it comes to. writing abt hot men LMAO

BUT YES HE 100% SAID AISHITERUUUU I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ELSE. it’s funny that you mention the ”see you later” because it’s actually kinda true!! the lyrics to ao no sumika + the jjk 0 light novel together highly imply that gojo wanted to say ”we’ll meet again, won’t we?” but chose not to because he knew it’d become a curse :’3 (ironic since he still ended up cursing suguru into seeing him again by not properly disposing of his corpse…… ow ow ow.) ANDDD THE SEALING SCENE!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!! they did it sm justice in the anime…

NANAMI’S BLACK FLASHES 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 the way he ate his 30 seconds of screen time….. AND WAHH YOU’RE RIGHT I HADN’T NOTICED THAT BEFORE. our beloved working man :(((((((

I WAS SOOOO OBSESSED WITH I LOVE YOO KOI 😭😭😭😭😭 i loved ….. the ginger……… he was so good………… THE OPERATION TRUE LOVE MLS DO LOOK TASTY . and dokja…… his soggy meowmeow vibes have captivated me <33333

MY HSR TEAM IS THIS :3333333

….. aka. three parental figures and the shady uncle……….. lmao. i love them!!!!!!!! :3

i started playing a while ago but took a lot of breaks so…. i’m still very early in the game :’3 i feel like i missed so many cool characters while i was gone…. i love himiko but . i’m not super fond of her playstyle so i think i’ll switch her out for someone else!!!! i’m having trouble choosing between huohuo and jiaoqui :< i’d like them both but….. i only have a single ten pull saved up………..

WHAT ABT YOU KOIIIII what’s your team???? :333

AND PLEASEEEE NOT THE DABI BAIT 😭😭😭 yeahhhh……. the manga finally ended so i might. pick it back up. or maybe just the anime…. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW 🙏🙏 i fear aridabi will be real whether i like it or not…….

ILY KOI <333333 make sure to take care of yourself too!!!! drink water and eat tasty food!!!!!!! :333

[kage-yama]

tobioooooooooooooo you're sooooooooo tall! how do you not bump your head into every doorway?? hehe if i keep looking up at you, i'm gonna get a neck cramp!

the drinks are all free today too! i had a few shots already and dri came by with a bottle of something... i'm kinda feeling it, but i wanna get another yummy drink... come with me! -@chickenstriptease

i have gotten very used to having to duck down, but i do still hit my head a lot, especially if i’m distracted. i’ll crouch a little lower so you don’t have to crane your neck when we talk, okay?

how many have you already had? ..i’ll come with you to get another drink, but don’t have too many okay? you’ll be hungover and i have practice in the morning so i won’t be able to help you until i get back.

[artemiseamoon]

Slowly checking Oscar films (ones I have not seen) off my list. Currently trying to watch the Card Counter but 😬😬😬

I will say this, Oscar looks sooooooooo yummy tho.

Also, I don’t think Tiffany was right for this role it feels so off. There are so many black actresses (so many options to give him a melanin babe) and I think someone else would have fit it better, and actually would have had chemistry with Oscar. On screen they just feel like two people acting together. It doesn’t have the 🔥🔥🔥 this duo is supposed to have.

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

[widykegast]

21, 24 & 28 ow0

21. 🍝 / 🍱 local cuisine lesbian or foreign cuisine lesbian

i am a very pick eater (sensory issues...) so i just. eat what i know i can eat!

24. 🍋 / 🥧 key lime pie lesbian or pumpkin pie lesbian

ive actually never had any of these :0! but key lime pie *sounds* super yummy an..yeah :)

28.  🐟 / 🐯 aquarium date lesbian or zoo date lesbian

outdoor zoos tend to activate my fear response becos. bugs. and ive never been to an aquarium (or on a date for that matter) but they look sooooooooo pretty

thanks for asking!! <3 ^-^

[tigerstims]

note to self: don't eat the soap cubes

[wijakartuya]

Persian potato salad (Olivier salad).

Hello everybody, it's Louise, welcome to our recipe site. Today, I'm gonna show you how to make a distinctive dish, persian potato salad (olivier salad). One of my favorites. This time, I am going to make it a little bit tasty. This is gonna smell and look delicious.

Persian potato salad (Olivier salad) is one of the most well liked of current trending meals in the world. It's simple, it's fast, it tastes yummy. It's appreciated by millions every day. They're nice and they look fantastic. Persian potato salad (Olivier salad) is something that I have loved my entire life.

To begin with this particular recipe, we have to prepare a few ingredients. You can cook persian potato salad (olivier salad) using 11 ingredients and 15 steps. Here is how you cook it.

The ingredients needed to make Persian potato salad (Olivier salad):

{Take 4 of large potatoes, cooked.

{Take 3 of eggs, hard boiled.

{Prepare 1 of shredded cooked chicken breast or 2 cooked and chopped sausages.

{Take 1 cup of cooked green peas.

{Take 200 g of pickled cucumbers.

{Get of Dressing.

{Make ready 1 cup of mayonnaise.

{Take 1 cup of Greek yogurt.

{Prepare 1/4 cup of lemon juice.

{Get of Salt- pepper.

{Prepare of Olive oil.

Steps to make Persian potato salad (Olivier salad):

First is first: place all ingredients for dressing in a bowl.

And mix very well, set aside..

Shred the chicken meat. Mash the eggs and potatoes. Dice the pickled cucumber. Then in bowl, add shredded chicken, mashed eggs and potatoes, dices cucumber and green peas..

Now mix gently ingredients with dressing sauce very well.Check seasoning..

Serve it with bread. Sooooooooo good..

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So that's going to wrap it up with this exceptional food persian potato salad (olivier salad) recipe. Thank you very much for your time. I am confident you can make this at home. There's gonna be interesting food in home recipes coming up. Remember to save this page in your browser, and share it to your loved ones, colleague and friends. Thanks again for reading. Go on get cooking!

[jamespeppersalt]

Stahl/Cynthia PC Support

Okay listen, LISTEN, don’t hate me, but

It’s about pie

Stahl/Cynthia PC Support

C Support

 Cynthia: Hm… I wonder what I should do for her…?

 Stahl: Hey, sweetheart! Lost in thought, are we?

 Cynthia: *gasp* DADDY! You’re EXACTLY the kind of person who can help me with this!

 Stahl: Er… help you with what?

 Cynthia: Well, Mom seemed kinda stressed lately, dontcha think?

 Stahl: Well, now that you mention it, she did seem pretty exhausted after each battle for the past week. More so than usual.

 Cynthia: Yeah. So I wanted to do something nice for her!

 Stahl: Oh, really? That’s sweet of you.

 Stahl: So what are you going to do?

 Cynthia: Well, um… that’s just the thing.

 Cynthia: I haven’t thought of anything yet.

 Stahl: Oh.

 Stahl: Well, you two are so similar, I’m sure you could think of something. What’s something that you like?

 Cynthia: Well, I like flower fortunes! But any ol’ schmuck can buy a girl flowers.

 Stahl: Hm. Noted as something not to get for our next anniversary.

 Cynthia: And books, but where are we going to find a bookstore on the march?

 Cynthia: I like things like pegasi, and when mom bakes her world-famous pie…

 Cynthia: Ooh! OOH! I know! We’ll bake her a yummy pie! Food is the ULTIMATE destresser, right?!

 Stahl: Now you’re speaking my language!

 Cynthia: Heehee! C’mon, Dad! Let’s go bake mom the most delicious pie the world has ever seen!

  B Support

 Cynthia: Ugh… baking is sooooooooo much harder than it looks! How does Mom make it look so easy?

 Stahl: Don’t fret too much, sugar. I’m sure it’s not that bad!

 Cynthia: Well, the first pie must be done cooling now! We should try it to see if it’s good enough to give to Mom.

 Cynthia: Hey, Dad, do you want to try the first bite?

 Stahl: Boy, do I!

 Cynthia: Ha! I knew you couldn’t say no to free food. Well, c’mon, Dad! Down the hatch.

 Stahl: Alright, pie, prepare to meet your maker… *nom*

 Cynthia: ...Well? Is it good?

 Stahl: …

 Cynthia: Well, come on! Is it bad? You can tell me if it stinks.

 Stahl: Cynthia… this pie…

 Stahl: Is AMAZING!

 Cynthia: R-Really?! You think so?

 Stahl: I know so! It tastes just like the pies your mother makes.

 Stahl: Even better, even!

 Stahl: Don’t tell her I said that.

 Cynthia: Oh, this is amazing! We’ve got to take this to her right away! Oh, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Daddy!

 Stahl: Anytime, sweetpea. After all, I’ve always gotta have time for my little girl!

 Cynthia: You do always make time for me, huh. And you’re always so helpful. You’re so awesome Dad!

 Stahl: Aw, thank you, Cynth!

 Cynthia: (Hmmmm… maybe Mom’s not the only one in need of something special.)

  A Support

 Cynthia: Wow! Did you see how happy Mom was?

 Stahl: Yep. I don’t think I’ve seen her with a smile that big in weeks!

 Cynthia: I think she even started tearing up. Mission: Make Mom Happy, accomplished!

 Cynthia: Now, onto Phase Two!

 Stahl: Hm? “Phase Two”? Is there a second phase I missed? Figures.

 Cynthia: No, Dad, don’t worry. I didn’t WANT you to know about it!

 Stahl: Uh…

 Cynthia: Wait, that sounds like an insult. But it isn’t!

 Cynthia: Look what I made for you!

 Stahl: *gasp* Cynthia… you baked me pies?!

 Cynthia: Yep! I was so caught up trying to make Mom happy…

 Cynthia: I forgot I had another, equally-amazing parent!

 Cynthia: So I decided that I needed to make something for you, too.

 Stahl: Aw, pumpkin… this is perfect!

 Stahl: But you didn’t have to do this.

 Cynthia: Of course I did! How else are you gonna know how super-duper amazing of a dad you are?

 Stahl: I don’t need some old pie to tell me that.

 Stahl: Just by looking at you- my wonderful, beautiful, thoughtful daughter- I know that I must be doing something right.

 Cynthia: Daaaaaaaad! Don’t be embarrassing!

 Stahl: What? It’s true! You’re the most precious thing in the world to me.

 Stahl: Just knowing you think so highly of me is enough.

 Cynthia: In that case, do you want me to take your pie back?

 Stahl: Heck no! This thing’s rightfully mine. You’ll pry it from my cold. Dead. Hands.

 Cynthia: Heheh. I love you, Dad.

[oforoddette]

Carrot Crazy

Another story featuring one of my favourite redheads, Jessica Rabbit. Jessica finds the Carrot Cake cafe and eats until she can’t even stand up

Jessica looked up at the sign hanging above the door of the small cafe.  The Carrot Cafe was a strange name indeed. Everything from the door to the curtains was orange.  Carrots decorated the edges of the windows.  All in all, it looked rather cute.  Jessica opened the door.  There was no one there save the girl behind the counter. She was busying stocking the display case but she noticed Jessica when she came in.   "Hello and welcome to the Carrot Cake cafe!" The girl smiled.  "My name is Carol! Can I start you off with a carrot milkshake?" "Hmm. That sounds yummy" Jessica sat down. Carol went to work up the order.  Jessica looked around at the quaint, little restaurant before she picked up a menu.  She read it and to her surprise, she found that everything was made from carrots! Being married to a rabbit, Jessica had acquired a bit of an addiction to the orange vegetable.  It turned out to be rather delicious in stews, cakes, and more. "Carrot cheesecake?  Carrot pudding? Carrot cream pie?" Jessica licked her lips.  "These all sound great!" "Here's your milkshake ma'am," Carol appeared.  "Have you had a chance to look over our menu?"

"Yes and I'd like to order of a piece of carrot cheesecake," Jessica paused.  "I think I'll keep the menu. I might want more." "Oh, okay! I'll be right back!" Carol smiled and headed back towards the kitchen. Jessica took a sip of her milkshake.  It was sweet yet it still maintain the flavor of carrots!  She was going to have to order another one.  As she sucked it down, she looked over the menu to see what more carrot treats she could have. "Here's your cheesecake miss!" Carol appeared suddenly.  "Anything else?" "Where did you---?" Jessica looked around. "Never mind.  I'll have the carrot cream pie, carrot pudding, the chocolate cover carrots and the carrot cupcakes please." Carol nodded and head back towards the kitchen yet again.  Jessica realized how greedy she sounded with her order but as she took another sip of her milkshake and she was hit with the flavor of carrots again.  She licked her lips; this was absolutely fantastic! She had never had such a great milkshake and made of carrots no less! Jessica downed the rest of the milkshake before she turned her attention to her slice of cheesecake.  She picked up her fork and took a bite.  Instantly, the sweet flavor of carrots flowed throughout her mouth. Licking her lips, she savored the delectable taste. Jessica held the plate up and quickly ate. "So good!" She licked up the crumbs from the plate. Carol returned with a huge plate filled with food. She placed it on the table and unloaded it. There was a cream pie, orange pudding with carrot bits, brightly colored cupcakes and five large carrots covered in chocolate.  Jessica tried her hardest not to drool as she eyed her treats.  Carol refilled her milkshake and then left. Jessica eyed all the goodies placed before her. Which should she try first? She decided to start on one of the cupcakes; there were 12 in all.  All of them had orange icing on top and each one had a candy carrot. Jessica picked one up and took a bite.  A double wave of flavor   over took her; the icing was perfectly sweet and the cupcake the moist. After a few more chews, the first cupcake was gone. "More," She eyed the cupcakes. "I want more." Jessica grabbed another cupcake and devoured it. Another and another followed the same fashion.  As she demolished the carrot pastries, her once unnoticeable belly grew. As Jessica fed herself carrot flavored pastries, her thin belly began to round out. Each bite added some girth to her stomach. Slurps from her milkshake added even more inches.  Lost in carrot bliss, Jessica couldn't even notice her body changing. "This is so good!" Jessica smacked her lips.  "I've never tasted anything so sweet before." The cupcakes soon were gone but Jessica wasn't done. The sweetness of the cupcakes had sealed the deal; she was going to eat as much as she could.  Picking up a fork, Jessica made her way towards the carrot cream pie. She took a bite and again, she was over taken by the flavor. Creamy and sweet, Jessica forgot her manners and stuffed her face. All the while, Carol watched.  Everything was going perfectly! Already she had more carrot sweets ready for Jessica. Since the buxom red head was too enthralled in her feeding, Carol slowly rolled the cart over. Quietly as she could, she placed more cupcakes, pies, cookies and cakes onto the table.  Jessica didn't notice, still to busy with her first pie. "This is the best pie I've ever tasted!" Jessica licked the pan.  "So good! What else do I have?" Jessica saw her table was newly filled with food but she didn't question it. She grabbed another cupcake and ate. Each bite made her hunger for more.  Over taken by a new sense of gluttony, Jessica stuffed herself full of carrot flavored pastries. All the while, Carol restocked the table.  As Jessica tried to satisfy her brand new hunger, her stomach grew. It was now the size of an overly inflated tire. Her dress began to stretch as the belly grew. "These carrots are so fantastic!" Jessica took a bite out of a chocolate covered carrot.  "I could eat these all day!" Jessica swallowed and her dress made a ripping noise.  Jessica looked around but saw nothing and continued to eat.  The carrot was popped into her mouth and devoured.  With that, the sides of her dress ripped, revealing the sides of her belly.  Jessica looked down for the first time. "Oh!" She gasped.  "I've gotten huge!  How long have I been eating? I should stop but—I don't want too.  I just want a few more sweets." Jessica eyed her table full of goodies.  She glanced at her bulbous stomach one more time. Her eyes went back to the table were a lovely carrot cake was sitting, just waiting for her.  One bite wouldn't hurt. And it wasn't like she couldn't fix the dress. She'd just get one slice, that was all. Ignoring her current wardrobe malfunction, she pulled the plate with the cake closer to her. Picking up the fork, she was going to cut off a small slice when the monstrous hunger returned.  Instead of getting a slice, Jessica dug into the cake and stuffed it into her mouth. "Oh why is this sooooooooo good?" Jessica swallowed.  "Oh, I have to more! Just a few more bites and then I'll leave." Of course, Jessica's stomach wasn't going to stop at just a few more bites.  Jessica's stomach took over and she began her manic feeding yet again.  In the back of her mind, she wanted to stop but every bite drove her to eat more.  Her stomach stretched and grew as she continued to eat.  Rounder she became, the sides of her dress finally ripping.   "Oh," Jessica placed her hands on her huge stomach.  "I've gotten so big!  I know that I should stop!  But I just have to have one more bite!  If I can only have one last bite, I'll be fine and I'll leave." Jessica looked at table.  There, on the table, there was a huge five layer cake.  Where had this come from?  Jessica didn't see Carol.  It looked extremely delicious with it's butter cream icing but Jessica knew that she couldn't eat it.  But of course, her stomach was in charge. As soon as she licked off some of the icing, her fate was sealed.  Forgetting both fork and knife, Jessica dug into the cake with her hands. "This (chomp) isn't (slurp) normal!" Jessica told herself between bites.  "Nothing (chew) should be (hic) be this good!" Each bite made her stomach bigger and the chair beneath her began the crack.  The cake slowly disappeared, Jessica's face becoming covered in icing and crumbs.  When there was only a handful of cake left and Jessica inhaled it, the chair gave way. The legs snapped and the singer landed square on her ass. Her stomach slapped the ground; the sensation caused Jessica to release a loud belch. "BURP!" Jessica covered her mouth.  "Oh, Jessica you're such a piggy!  Well, now what do I do?" "Have a cupcake!" Carol appeared and handed Jessica a random cupcake. "I really shouldn't," Jessica eyed the cake. "Do you have anymore?"