#That would be nice.

[ghostzzy]

sometimes im like. i dont ever need a partner i can be completely self-sufficient forever just fine. and then i think abt people who have a partner who likes to cook and finds it important to make sure their forgetful partner eats. and :^(

[rennarita]

yeah orange vs zsj will be good but this random tag match could be setting up for mox vs zsj at fd instead.

[knifesxedge]

imagine if my medication worked to stabilize my bipolar disorder.

[vyragosa]

hi, vyra

it's 6am, kinda, and I just woke up from a dream I had - the details are escaping me as I write, but there were a few key things that stayed with me.

in short, I dreamt you wrote a soul crushingly, evisceratingly beautiful play about something (I'm not sure what), clearly influenced by HnK (and, surprisingly, Pinocchio?) - one thing I remember is the costumes clearly taking from your style, and the second half of the play dabbling more and more into horror - but in its own way it was also beautiful. after the premiere, I couldn't stay and celebrate, I could only stare into nothingness as my mind digested what I've just experienced. i had to leave because of how noisy the celebration was getting.

i know most of this means nothing (and I am not good with words, so trying to accurately describe something so fleeting as even a part of a dream is futile) but it gripped my heart like nothing else. Even though I'll forget it in time, as it tends to be with dreams, I wanted to tell you about it.

you probably don't remember me, but i was so surprised when i woke up that i rushed to your ask box immediately!

so, uh...thank you? hope you have a good day ahead.

[area51-escapee]

I do have a dream job actually it’s owning a bookstore a nice two level bookstore with every genre of book imaginable and funky little knickknacks and silly things to buy along with your books and the bookstore has a cute little cafe too and I’m thinking of that bookstore I want to go to again-

[carnographix]

Government should give me ten million dollars for tasty snack

[averbaldumpingground]

The moment flickers. Anna, on the bed, her nephew on her lap, that crocheted blanket. The boxes in the corner stacked up high. And Anna's smiling at his chubby little hand. The photographs have all been taken down. The baby has her older sister's laugh. She's packed a duffel bag with her essentials.

"I hope our kids are just like this," she'd said.

"The truck will get here in about an hour."

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[aintmyjewelry]

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

[bonewicca]

solution nine discourse on the for you page. here's my input: 👎

[hinamie]

10 years later

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[secretdazedragon]

[lexisglitching]

The autistic urge to go back to people I know weren't good for me simply because I've convinced myself that everything wrong about the relationship was me.

[artistmarchalius]

I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.

NEXT

[sanctus-ingenium]

look at my creature