#That's just such a delite

[federthenotsogreat]

I might've had another idea-

[star-felled]

literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asked why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

[yellowtrinity]

some of my favorite one-off ace attorney characters!

[nosieposie]

Binge-watching Ace Attorney Let's plays so I can finally get to the part where a disgraced lawyer adopts a kid

[messyinklines]

Just a bunch of AA doodles i had around lol. Some are old, some are recent.

[ihhfhonao3]

Everyone is entitled to their own ships and headcanons for the ace attorney characters but I think that the one thing that in undeniable is the inherent queerness in all of them.

Like, the delites are a straight couple. A man dating a woman. But the way they love feels very queer- as in, they love each other in a way that I’m not sure if you would find that in the average hetero romance story.

You can ship justicykes. You can ship feenris. You can ship magshoe. But all of them love in a way that is extremely queer at it’s heart- even if you ship them in a straight relationship. And that’s what’s cool. That it’s really hard to remove the queerness from ace attorney.

[nightowlssleep]

Ace Attorney spinoff idea:

Kay Faraday: Ace Thief: Vigilante Justice

It takes place like 3 years after Miles Edgeworth Investigations with a 21 year old Kay and an 11 year old Trucy

Edgeworth and Phoenix are away in Europe and Kay is left to babysit Trucy

Things go south quick, and Kay and Trucy are left to solve mysterious break ins and burglaries around Japanifornia, that all seem to be interconnected

With Kay's Little Thief and truth burglaring skills and Trucy's magic tricks and perceiving ability nothing can stop them, not even occasional murder (the murder would only happen in the final case cuz I'm trying to keep it a bit more light-hearted)

With guest appearances from Sebastian, Judge Courtney, the Feys, Ema and maybe even the Delites, the newly reformed Yatagarsu might have even more than 3 legs to stand on

(Edgeworth and Phoenix know nothing about this until they get home from Europe) (They never let Kay babysit again)

[oysterdelite]

It’s very funny to be here and see my posts reblogged by like. Accounts MUCH larger than mine. Especially sub or bottom accounts like damn I feel like I have my own little niche world!

Like wow. You’ve got so many people vying for you attention and yet you reblog little ol’ me?

You are not immune to the charms a 5 foot tall dom top with a penchant for overstim and a love of little pets 🫶

[nwarrior777]

i was a bad person and here is my big message about it

even tumblr couldn't hold this much of a post so i made it under the cut. well. i was trying to write it for YEARS sooo i guess it's a little hard to squish in something small

i am frightened of seeing your reaction on this post but. it needs to be made. i wanted to make it for years. if not now then when?

long story about one fundamental thing i deeply regret and want to leave in the past and move on, and today is the perfect time to talk about it.

so. as i told, yesterday was my 26 birthday. and it was a special one. cause i gave it concept

26 years. 25+1. for me it means that half of my life is behind me. (maybe 1/3 if i will be lucky). i decided my 26 birthday will be beginning of my new era. i will leave my past behind and will go into my. present.

the problem is that my past is soooo fucked up

i did a lot of cringe bad things, WHICH I DEEPLY REGRET ABOUT but i want to tell you about one, which is haunting me the most. i thought about writing post about it sooo much times, i tried, but i couldn't do it everytime because then i thought about it i felt soooo ashamed and just burning in selfhate so what's the thing and why exactly this thing I want to tell you about above all of the things which i regret? well because now i am totally opposite person to that mindset which i am ashamed of so! pls keep in mind that i REGRET having that mindset. i think i realized that it's something not good in my 19 years old (my 19 years old is my turning point in life in general), now i am one day 26, but it's still was hunting me!!! 6 fucking years of constant shame and hating myself!!! at this moment i got rid of this thing in my mind and actions completely, and i want to put the final nail in the coffin by this post. so!!! i.. H A D (NOW I DON’T!!!)... fat fetish :c ( * internal screaming full of fear, selfhate and realising that i can hurt someone's feeling by that * ) i almost always had complicated relationships with fatness. first anorexia, but, at the same time then i hated my body i realized that i find fat people beautiful, hot even? (mostly masculine dudes? i don't remember that i thought about others?). and then i got into my horny ~18 yeaaars and ehhhh i was exploring my horny feelings  and preferences. i was deep diving in that fat fetish content, i even made sooome drawings (I think I posted, ~2 on internet AND I HATE THE FACT THAT THEY EXIST SO MUCH). and. next thing will sound naive. but. people who do bad things are always dumb and don't realize basic shit. so. i haven't seen anything bad in fat fetish. and at this time i already had my own moral compass, which i still have AND it helped me get out of this my moral compass: if it hurts someone - it's bad. if not – then it’s fine. and my depiction of fat fetish was reversed in my head. i thought that people participating in it.. feeling sexy and validated? that it's something powerful (I DON'T THINK THIS WAY NOW!) but then i saw one post

it was a person, saying, that they saw a content with fetishization of their appearance and they felt uncomfortable and humiliated by it

and i was like "wait what??? fetishes make people sad??? IT SOMETHING WHAT HURTS SOMEONE??? It's!!! It's... a bad thing!!!"

and i think since then i started to go away from it?

and it's not a second, day or month. you know that getting rid of cigarettes is hard and takes time, right? imagine how hard and how much time will take getting away from moral mindset mistake

if you do something bad it usually means that it is deep in your life

it's hard to go away from people with same mindset, your actions in the past which you thought was fine are now your shame etc etc

but!!! i've been working on myself. i don't want to hurt people, and yeah, hurting someone's feelings counts too.

sooo time was going by and it was less and less fetish content in my corner of internet. i realized that fetish is NOT something powerful and cool or sexy. representation is!!! you can draw gorgeous powerful sexy person without fetishization. actually people on fetish art... well, sometimes they don't even look like people. more like fucked up sex toys. it's so wrong, so bad and i am so ashamed that at some point of my life i thought it's something not awful

then i got into art community, more queer and bodypositive, i learned how to love my body, accepted it at 100% beat the fuck up anorexia. my feed in all the social media are now queer/bodypositive/artists usually all at once. if i see fetish blog reblogging me (i can't check every one but sometimes it happens) i ban it and

and now i don't watch any fetish content, don't have fantasies or dreams about that. now even if i see some content by accident (then you are in internet, you sometimes see shit which you don't want to see, like idk, some fetish blog relogging my art) it makes me feel uncomfortable and i don't turn on at all.

it was the last thing of this to defeat - physical desire. It’s like addiction, sometimes i wanted to watch Fetish Horny Content sooooo bad that it literally was on physicall level, and i just, well, watched and blamed myself for that after

and here is a little strange part, because one day it just... disappeared? with all my libido. aand honestly, it's fine, maybe i can't get turn on at all, but better not feeling libido at all then having it and having this shit in the head. aaaand also i have kiinda same emotions from... art. like cool art. in general. like, show me a good dramatical movie, some cool music, some touching piece of art, cool fucking made edit - i am shivering and crying tears of joy. i have this sooo, yep, it's enough for me, and i can survive loosing libido, if it's price for taking fetish from my head - shut up and take my... libido (okay that part turn out kinda goofy but like, let’s take it as lightning the mood because all the post is some fucked up dark shit)

so yeah. long story short, i was a cringe bad person and i regret that. i've done many cringe things but i decided to tell you exactly about this one because it is fundamental thing in my life and, as you can see, my art

as you could notice, all my characters are fat. and i am trying my best to draw them respectfully. goal of my life is trying to be good person (trying because you can never be sure that you are 100% right. you need to listen people and be ready to change. it's never ending road. what's why i use word "trying". you can't "be" good. only try) goal of my art is to bring people happiness by art, and representation is my method.

i feel very ashamed of that fact that i was participated in phenomen like fat fetish and now i make opposite thing - draw art, based on representation of fat people (and also queer and having other features but this post is not about that)

aaand yeah, sounds not very nice

but... i just hope that you can see that i am drawing fat people with respect. yes, a lot of time my characters presented as sexy. but i am trying to draw fat characters sexiness in respectful way. i've seen fetish art - and i am trying to draw NOT like that.

i learned my lesson. i don't want EVER draw fetish art again. i want!!! draw good things which brings people joy. i deeply sorry for that fetish thing was in my mind. but it's gone. I fought it in me for years, i won, fuck this thing. i want this thing stay in the past!!!!!

and brain, stop fucking hunting me with "whEn thEy wIll KnoW thEy Will Be All DissApoinTed in YoU!! ALL YOUR ART INFLUENCE WILL ZERO OUT THEN PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT!!!" these thoughts were been killing me for YEARS

so

i am deeply ashamed of having fat fetish phaze. but it's over. i learned that it's bad, i don't want to have it in my life ever again. and i don't want my drawings of fat people be part of it. i do it for different reason - to make representative art, which bring people joy, not hurting them.

i was carry this self-fight for years. and this day, my 26 birthday, seems like perfect day to finally leave this shit in the past and move on. i mean, i realised that it's a bad thing ~5-6 years ago. but my brain didn't let go thoughts about that. i am done with this. i want to break free from this shame. i hope i can have a second chance on that...

i really hope that you guys will be able to get joy from my art after that. i got rid of this shit in my mind, i promise. just. please don't turn back from me because because of this mistake. if you can.

(pls, if you have words of support, leave a comment. idea of this post was hunting me for years, and now it finally written. it's finally out of my chest. i want to get free from this. thank you)

[sufferingfrom0nameideas]

and that's what separates us grinders from the rest

[phoenxart]

[whispers-of-gallifrey]

Society if the Delites were an actual part of AAI2

[musical-attorney]

I think I'm onto something here🤔

[fideidefenswhore]

Whatever his attractions for her, Wyatt had two insuperable drawbacks: he was poor and already married. If she would not easily succumb to the married Henry's advances when he made them, why would she yield to Wyatt's? As George Wyatt says, 'For that princely lady, she living in court where were so many brave gallants at that time unmarried, she was not like to cast her eye upon one that had been then married.' Cavendish, as hostile a witness as anyone by the time he put pen to paper, felt utterly confident that Anne was 'a maiden' when Henry first discovered her.

Hunting the Falcon: Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, and The Marriage That Shook Europe, John Guy & Julia Fox

[wysteriaisapenguin]

[RTGame’s Scottish Desiree Voice] LISTEN YOU SPIKY HAIRED LAWYER BOY! RONNEH HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF MYURDER!!!

AND YER NOT GONNA DEFEND HIM ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID URN?!?!?!

[rainily-03]

i've been wanting to do @peachcott's character drawing meme for ages and finally got around to finishing it! i fell down an absolute rabbit hole on the aa wiki looking at the timeline for this ahah

[Image ID: digital art of six Ace Attorney characters. A banner across the top says "characters with the same..." The characters are Desiree DeLite, labeled "height (5'5)", Phoenix Wright, labeled "taste (disaster bi in love with Miles Edgeworth)", Gina Lestrade, labeled "hair (blonde + wavy)", Simon Blackquill, labeled "initial (S)", Apollo Justice, labeled "birth year (2003)", and Athena Cykes, labeled "age (19)". End ID]