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egophiliac · 2 months

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roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i have nothing else right now i'm sorry i just got excited by that vil hairstyle #(and i got REALLY excited for a second because i thought red carpet = movie premiere and i always love it when vil gets to be an ~acteur~)#(but 'luxe couture' makes me think fashion show instead. ah well.)#anyway it's time for the vil hometown event!!!! or...travel event at least?#are we gonna get to meet eric or is it gonna be someone else 👀 👀 👀#like i would love to see eric but i kind of think it won't be him since he had that little main story cameo #(as portrayed by Generic Man Silhouette with some hair drawn on)#but feel free to prove me wrong twst! show us how much more glorious his hair has gotten in the last ten-ish years

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winchester101 · 10 months

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I want to see Luffy kill a man for insulting Sanji’s cooking

#WEJ: breaking news strawhat Luffy kills a man after he called the strawhat cook ‘second rate’#sanji watching Luffy strangle a man with his bare hands: 👁️O👁️#Luffy: anyone who talks shit about Sanji gets killed #also he at the very least had this sentiment a few times in wci #like he kept yelling at people to not talk bad about sanji #I’m pretty sure he was going to beat the shit out of pudding had she not called for sanji and decided to help them #pudding rolled up on that carpet and Luffy was like: TRYING TO FIGHT!!! before she explained herself #like he was plotting murder when pudding told them her plan to kill sanji #Luffy #sanji #Lusan #sanlu #little garden #one piece #jambles

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mizgnomer · 5 days

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David Tennant's fabulous suits

#david tennant #looking glorious #and being awesome #georgia tennant #baftas #oliviers #comic relief #rolling stone awards #evening standard awards #please give this man more awards #and put him on all the red carpets #stuff i posted #david in suits #and a kilt #hopefully I'll do a part 2 someday

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lesbianjudasiscariot · 8 months

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I'm Your Man - Mitski + Dog Days - Ethel Cain

#God what is it about these two songs specifically #ethel cain #dog days #carpet bed ep #mitski #i'm your man #the land is inhospitable and so are we #comparison #♡

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indelicateink · 16 days

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as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

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mrtequilasunset · 9 months

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He's a king dust demon with an ice pick smile

#disco elysium #harry du bois #disco elysium art #for those of you who don't want to click the link the song is Mustache Man (wasted) by Cake #you shoudl totally click the link though because the song is good asf #other harrycore lines include #His music fills your feathers as you feel your passions fly #With the mustache man on the carpet of his van #You can feel your fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands #Anyways lighting/coloring isn't really my forte so I'm trying something out bc ive had this song in mind for him for months #my art

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sincericida · 1 year

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Andrew Garfield being the Oscars meme for the 2nd year | 95th Oscars

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k-wame · 1 day

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GLEN POWELL Interview - 'HIT MAN' Texas Premiere · 15 May, 2024

#glen powell #hit man #hit man 2024 #hit man 2023 #hit man movie #richard linklater #red carpet #interview gifs #beautiful men

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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 2 months

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Ryan: *opens his mouth*

Oliver:

#911 spoilers #the man is SUFFERING #just how big of a lecture did he get for leaving Ryan alone for two minutes at the premiere carpet LMAO #Ryan's like shame don't know her meanwhile Oliver's texting his therapist for an emergency meeting

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ryllen · 1 year

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this PSA is brought to u, by first year farmer ・゚ *✧

#fsds just kidding i love how welcoming robin was too; even offering table with her family during the stardew valley eve #but no red carpet can be more welcoming than local grandma who smells like flowers and cookies and take u as her grandchild from day 1 #i thought linus was sketchy at first but then i almost cry because he is the only one drag me back home when i am dying in mine alone #with no one knowing or care where am i #sdv #stardew valley #sdv evelyn #sdv farmer #stardew evelyn #stardew farmer #stardew valley evelyn #stardew valley farmer #fanart #surely it was sketchy at first the way ur money and things are gone #but after knowing linus u get to trust him that he was sincere helping u #it really was like this homeless man cares for me more than anyone in this village #*tho reasonable bcs he's the only one actively foraging for things to live & coincidentally u are one of the thing he found #but i can imagine by the way i was playing; first few months arriving at the valley farmer just keep spending time sitting beside linus #contemplating about life #like second homeless person in the valley #if there's a popularity poll for stardew villagers; evelyn should be top number 1 no discussion #for someone who started stardew valley without any interest of the bachelor/rettes this is how i feel

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luckydiorxoxo · 3 months

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Sebastian arrives on the red carpet for the 74th Berlinale Film Festival awards ceremony

#sebastian stan #Berlinale #awards ceremony #red carpet #a different man

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anotherdescentintomadness · 4 months

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Wang YiBo and His Tiny Handbags

Wang YiBo’s recent photo drop for SDC6 brought back to mind (well it’s always on MY mind, but it seemed to remind everyone else) his love for tiny handbags.

So please enjoy this selection of Wang YiBo’s tiny handbags:

#Wang yibo #chanel #tiny handbags #Just a man and his purse #wang yibo the man that you are #Okay so like WYB can you just bring back all the pink fuzzy accessories? We are HERE for it #What do you keep in these handbags WYB besides a lip gloss and a pair of tiny handcuffs #Can someone please ask him on the red carpet what he has in his purse #Which one is your favorite?#i’m partial to the tiny silver purse from the Bazaar shoot #But the most recent one THE GOLD AND PINK ONE is good too #i love him your honor #someone reblogged this and said that these tiny handbags are where WYB keeps his fucks and I wholeheartedly endorse this comment

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stedesparasol · 5 months

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rhys wearing a pair of glasses while carrying a different pair of glasses my beloved

#he brought two pairs of glasses to the red carpet the man's unhinged

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yours-stevie · 3 months

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My man 😍

#taylor zakhar perez #30th annual #screen actors guild #awards #los angeles #red carpet #handsome #man #dark blue #suit #watch #red white and royal blue #actor

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on-till-morning · 7 months

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Apparently ‘Crowley gets mistaken for a sex worker’ is a sub genre now and I am here for all of it from the heartbreaking to the hilarious and especially if it involves Mr Brown of Brown’s World of Carpets vying for Aziraphale’s attention. (And this fic where Mr Brown thinks Crowley is in the mafia is great too.) Give me more please internets!

#good omens #do not pay the man in the blue sunglasses #or black #he doesn’t work here #OR DOES HE #ao3 good omens #good omens fanfiction #and headcanons #Crowley #sex worker Crowley #sort of #not really #ineffable husbands #crowley x arizaphale #good omens 2 #Mr brown of browns world of carpets #mrs sandwich #whickber street

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zouisalmightie · 1 month

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TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???

#am i ignoring the fact that fox et al purposefully stifled the queer love story we all knew was happening? yes i cannot deal with that rn #SO SUCK MY DICK WE TOLD YALL IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY #AND NOW HERE IS OLIVER HIMSELF LIKE YEAH HEY THAT WAS KINDA FUCKIN GAY THERES A QUEER ELEMENT TO HOW IVE BEEN PLAYING BUCK RYAN IS A #BEAUTIFUL MAN HIS JEALUSY WAS HIM NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW HE FELT IM RRADY TO CHEW CARPET #buddie #i love being right always

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