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strawbebbiesart · 2 years

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every bird is a metaphor 🐦🌿

#sasha's art #digital art #my personal favourites #illustration #artists on tumblr #illustrators on tumblr #hello i am Back!!#i got these two birds tattooed on my Body #over my ribs on my right side #so i decided to also make a little alphonse mucha-inspired background for them with irises #which are flowers representing Change #i will not write out the Meaning of the tattoo here cos i am Lazy but i am open 2 talking abt it #oh also for christmas my mom got me this one piece notebook and she was So Proud of it #she was like ''sasha i looked Everywhere cos theres no anime stores in our home town but i managed to find this''#and like the thing is. i don't love one piece #like i have nothing Against it i have just never seen / read it #but i appreciate n love the notebook cos she was So Proud #my sister is the one piece lover #it's funny i love it thanks mom!!#i think it's cute how hard she tried

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kickbutts-singsongs · 3 months

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Okay but why did they never have any holiday themed POI episodes?

More specifically, how come they never had a Halloween episode and played “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in the background?

#THEY MISSED AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY THATS ALL #BUT ALSO CHRISTMAS #SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN PLAYING AND FINCH AND REESE GIVE EACH OTHER A SIDE EYE WITH ‘HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN—‘#LIKE CMON #also I wanted a team machine secret santa gift exchange in the midst of all the Samaritan craziness #like Reese gets Shaw - Shaw gets Root - Root gets Finch - Finch gets Reese #I’d picture Reese gifting Shaw the keys to his old motorcycle #(cuz he’s a cop now and doesn’t use it)#and it’s in a small box so at first Shaw’s like ‘this better not be a necklace’ and he’s like ‘just open it’#and they’re all aloof and it’s funny but also touching #then I picture Shaw just gifting herself to Root like #*slaps a bow on her head* ‘for the next twenty four hours we can do whatever you want’#and idk they have a girls day (you know getting their nails done - shopping for shoes - going to the gun range - making out - etc)#Root gifts Finch a rare painting or smth sentimental to him like that #but she tries to do it without like stealing anything (to ease his conscience)#(she’s mostly successful)#‘relax Harry I bought this. with money.’ ‘your money?’ ‘…’ ‘it was your money right??’#and idk what Finch gets Reese but I imagine it’s both sentimental and practical so he can use it often #and they have another ‘thanks for giving me a purpose’ moment and it’s gay as hell and we’re all happy #and they all pitch in and buy Fusco some funny ties or smth #and Bear gets lots of toys and treats cuz he’s the best boi #wow uh #you know what I’m not deleting all that imma just keep it in but just to recap this was about Halloween and a funny song they could’ve used #person of interest #poi #john reese #harold finch #sameen shaw #root #🎶song sings🎶

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hysteriafossil · 9 months

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ummmm i didnt like the new episode but!! i got to make this so it doesnt matter

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sea-owl · 10 months

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When you realize that if you changed the time of year and a few other minor changes To Sir Phillip with Love could be a damn Hallmark Christmas movie.

#bridgerton #philoise #phillip crane #eloise bridgerton #no cause we got countryside check #hot man of the woods check #girl from the city who came to coutry side for one reason or another check #love story check #her brothers could be the funny side characters check #supporive friend check #make it more cheesy and add in christmas and we got a hallmark movie

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rockthefiredetonation · 9 months

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Happy Holidays everybody! Me and Mod Fatz(@mr-grizzed) have been working on this lil thing all December!!!

Costume Descriptions in order: Beach Bear: Himself... Mitzi: Clara from The Nutcracker! Dook: Rudolph Fatz: Santa Claus! Billy Bob: Also Santa Claus! Looney: A Christmas Tree Rolfe 'n Earl: An elf and the Grinch! (Bonus lil thing under the cut !!!)

#the rock afire explosion #mod beach bear #mod fatz geronimo #beach bear #fatz geronimo #rolfe dewolfe #dook larue #mitzi mozzarella #looney bird #billy bob brockali #earl schmerle #showbiz pizza #HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 #christmas #a really neat idea mod fatz had in the original christmas rolfe doodle is that his ears are flattened to the sides to resemble an elf's ear #really cute idea...#wrote an entire rockafire skit for this. youll never know #looney bird was last minute if im being honest #another thing abt elf rolfe she told me was that he was dressed up as the guy from the MOVIE elf which is also really fucking funny tbh

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sysig · 7 months

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Finally made it through (Patreon)

#Doodles #Here it is! Finally transitioning into 2024 doodles! Heck!!#A small handful to bid the year goodbye #Starting with trying to doodled something and it not going to plan so nevermind lol #Sucks too 'cause it was one of those shower thoughts that I got Really excited about and then every step ended up getting frustrated #Wanted to make a cover of a song and then the song had no instrumental-only version :/#Okay well the concept was meant to be a fem cover of non-human characters - I'll draw up what I think they'd look like! No #Designs were underwhelming and looked weird :// So I gave up lol #Maybe another day! But not this day not when I keep being stopped lol #Only Christmas! Yes I wore the ribbons it's an important tradition and also I like cute in them #Ma got me some fine-tip markers so I had to test them haha - they scan a bit dark so I don't think I'd use them for scanned doodles #That purple is pretty tho I do like it #Was really excited about the gold but nahh oh well I still appreciate them haha #Oh and the tests were on my latest Blank Slate scratch page haha #I've set it down again for the moment but Ch. 4 is probably about 70% done! :)#Had a lot of fun moving pieces around hehe ♪ To no one's surprise Scriabin has painted himself into a corner #Might have a mini project/side project planned around Blank Slate at some point hmmm #Other than the fic itself haha #And finally seeing out the year - it's been over for a while now!#Always feels funny to approach it's end and ring in the new

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sanicsmut · 9 months

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theres already tons of merry christmas posts for people who have a bad experience with holidays or have money problems or family issues...

But I wanna say

Merry christmas to those with health problems. Those with chronic illnesses, disabilities, pains, those who are in a very bad health condition, those who aren't in such a bad condition but still feel absolutely terrible and feel guilty because they think they shouldn't complain, those who just have a minor issue but it had to happen at christmas and now the day is ruined, and many more

to all of you

My thoughts are with you, you're not alone, you deserve to experience a happy christmas too

#merry christmas #merry chistmas 2023 #25 year old and ill only be able to see someone for my periods pain in.... many months #basically i go though too much pain for it to be normal #and my mother has some form of something thats like endometriosis but only limited to the uterus #and she says it can be genetic #so lol #its good to check #i already have cysts everywhere #my wrist my thyroid and one of my ovaries #this and my fucked up knee and hip (same side as my wrist its funny) and my tachycardia #i think god nerfed me because he knew id be too powerful if i was in full health

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finrays · 1 year

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No, I can’t tell you who my ancestor from the Essex is; they’re pretty far out on one of the branches of my family tree from my line of direct descent (“distant uncle” seemed like the best way to describe it), but we still share a surname, and that’s more information than I want strangers on the internet to have.

#especially considering I’m not sure any other marine biologists in the family 🤔#also I’m sorry but I don’t study whales; I study fish #I learned about all of this in grad school when Heart of the Sea came out #and I learned the guy was in our orbit when my dad started a genealogy project during lockdown #it’s still relatively new and shallow info for us but the coincidence was too funny not to share #I kinda suspected from the get go because I knew we had family in that area of the world #specifically from my dad’s side #but it was the paid Ancestry.com subscription my dad got as a Christmas gift that confirmed it lol #also confirmed I had a distant relation… cousin maybe? that got crushed in an elevator and died of his wounds

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ifartconfetti · 9 months

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So bizarre seeing my baby cousin (age 12 of smth) bending over backwards to curl her hair

Back when I was a kid only the straightest hair was considered beautiful and my frizzy wavey ass didn't fit in

#Family breakfast at Christmas was funny bc like #My mom and me are the only ppl this side of the family who have curly hair #And the only ones who aren't blonde

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eastsidemags · 10 months

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FREE SHOW - A Charlie Brown Impression Show

Join us for a holiday show unlike any other!

Some of the funniest people we know will be performing A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Get ready to laugh this holiday season!

#holiday #East Side Mags #show #funny #performance #Charlie Brown #Thanksgiving #Christmas #special #holiday season

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lepakonpaska · 10 months

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caution, gay joy and rambling in the tags ⚠️

#first of all me and my boss are going to a pre-christmas party hosted by another local queer owned tattoo studio #i went to their walk-in early this year and everyone was SO lovely so i'm super excited!!#it's just gonna be a night of drinks and snacks and hanging out with fellow queer artists :')#i will literally never ever get used to the fact that this is just. a thing that's part of my job.#hanging out with artsy gays professionally #wild.#also my girlfriend (who hopefully hasn't succeeded in her mission of finding my tumblr yet) is so amazing i can not deal with this #time LITERALLY flies when we're together and everything feels so easy and natural #she called me a treasure and i kept blushing for the rest of the day. god i love being gay #speaking of. really really unsure of where on the bi-lesbian line i stand again #because like. i can see a man and go 'oh he's gorgeous' and stuff #but only when they're unattainable to me #like this one youtuber rn. very hot but part of the charm is probably that he's on the other side of the world #(jordan adika btw. very funny i love the stuff he makes)#but trying to imagine myself actually being with a man? hm.#me and my gf were cuddling earlier this week and started talking like 'could you imagine being in this position with a man'#and my reaction was like '...........u know what. nah'#so ????? just going by queer lmao #also thinking of switching from she/they to they/she! not a huge change i just Feel Like It #personal

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tiredsadpeach · 2 years

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Losing my fp is gonna fucking hurt but I just idk I can’t find a way this is gonna end well so I’m coming to terms with it

#it’s was a fine 4 years #the last year was already hard as fuck lmao #funny we got into a fight exactly a year ago too over him saying if you’re too sensitive don’t be on social media #I still have his Christmas present because we haven’t gotten to see eachother since #October I think is when we last met in person #just a week ago he was offering to hang out because of all the shit my mom said to me #I also have the other friend that’s involved in all of this’s Christmas gift #I was gonna mail it to him #oh well I guess #I just idk I’m so hurt #but this feels like what I’d been worried would happen ever since their obsession with each other got worse and worse #like I get it bpd does that you get obsessed believe me I know but y’all have been feeding into it with these ‘jokes’ lately and well #all the times y’all have said to each other you don’t need friend you only need me as a haha joke is gonna become true if y’all don’t get #some help and soon and like I think one of their psychiatrists said that their relationship was unhealthy and also one sided once #which unhealthy YES one sided?? nah not at all #but they both were like baffled and just didn’t believe the unhealthy part #I commented on it only saying how was it one sided because I knew if I agreed with the unhealthy part they’d both hate me lol #because believe it or not mutual obsession is not healthy lmao idc how romanticized it’s been getting it will never be healthy #I have a bf now and I strive to never be like that to him because i don’t want us to become mutually obsessed like that I don’t want us to #isolate ourselves for eachother whether knowingly or unknowingly just today he apologized because he’s been busy and I always let him know #it’s perfectly okay if he just never has time to message me one day because I know that’s healthy even if my brain is screaming #like yeah I still have intrusive thoughts I get jealous of his friends like way too jealous and I want him all to myself but I stop myself #from acting on any of those thoughts because I know it leads to a controlling abusive realtionship and I don’t want to be that he doesn’t #deserve that so it is so fucking confusing when they ‘joke’ and tell the other to delete a photo or tweet and then the other actually does #idk how they can’t see that that’s fucked #okay sorry lol but hey if y’all read the tags on the I’m so lost post and know what I did wrong please tell me because no one else will!

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wafflebloggies · 1 year

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wouldn't it be great if THAT'S what finally did it, made Alan decide it's Maybe Time To Move On. just... such an absolutely stunning piece of proof of the Captain's... serious, ongoing and increasingly toxic estrangement from reality, and how you can't HELP someone like this when they know so much better than to listen to you.

absolute and utter stupidity. God I love them.

#captain disillusion #Alan the intern #not a single intelligent thought happened that day #at least not from the management side of things #I know it's just a funny joek and I love it honestly but Jesus Christmas

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masquenoire · 2 years

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😜 u candy cane ||cum guzzler|| 👅🎄||DICK||CEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ||pussy|| 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot ||COCK||LATE 🍆☕if u want to get ||RAWED 👉👌 || under the mistletoe 🌿 this christm||Ass|| 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ||dicked|| down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕3

His phone beeps, alerting him to a new message. It’s not unusual for Roman to receive a number of messages on one of his direct numbers and only gives it a momentary glance before finishing the paragraph he’s reading. Crane was not somebody he’d expected to text him out of the blue, not even to wish him a Happy Christmas but the reality was so much more bizarre when Roman opened up the message only for his eyes to be assaulted by a graphic message stuffed full of emojis. ”What the fuck, Crane.” Roman said, holding the phone at arm’s length as though it were a venomous animal about to bite him. He couldn’t believe his eyes and briefly he wondered if this was some sort of joke on the Scarecrow’s part, a spam text perhaps? It didn’t seem like the man’s style but Roman had been wrong before and so he took a closer look, face twisting into an depraved leer as he snickered at the text before responding. < You know there are easier ways to ask for a hook up, right?

#king-crane #;; asks #memes ;; dickcember #omfg lmao #I laughed so hard at this and got a stomach upset #Also the ones you sent to Sivana and Elise #mdying XD #I felt terrible all day and this made me laugh so hard bless you #Roman did NOT expect that #But then he saw the funny side of it #Hope you've been having a great Christmas ^^

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centaur-dreaming · 2 years

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‘tism and not registering tone is going for a meal with a guy, wracking up an 80 quid tab, agreeing to split it 60:40 bc he’s on a living wage and you’re a student, getting home and then about a week (and one realisation later) having to ask your housemate if she thinks he thought it was a date and wanted to fuck.

#for context I’ve met him once before and we had drinks together n then about a year later (still spoke on insta) agreeing to meet up for #drinks after he finished work AS FRIENDS but then we ended up in a restaurant bc it was the Christmas market and every bar was packed #n we were just chilling n had a bottle of wine and we kept ordering these tapas-y side dishes for something to eat n it was generally a #really nice night and we had fun but then I realised a bit later that maybe he was into me????? idk????#ahyway there’s a funny story for you #autism #tism things #neurodiverse #neurodivergent #autism spectrum #btw yes my housemate 100% said he saw it as a mini date and wants to fuck #n i deadass became the surprised pikachu meme

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camerica · 2 years

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