The phrase "Astarion, you ignorant slut" entered my mind a week ago and hasn't left since and that's the only reason this exists.
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Tim: Can I help you?
Four-year-old Danny: No, I'm fine, thank you for asking.
Tim: I doubt that bud. Why are you here?
Danny:What's it to you?
Tim: It's MY office????
Danny: It is? You're Timothy Drake-Wayne?
Tim: Yes
Danny: Great. My mom told me to give you this. *hands over a sealed file envelope*
Tim: .....This says you're my son.
Danny: Yeah
Tim: I'm nineteen, that means you were born when I was fifteen
Danny: Yeah
Tim clicking phone intercom: Tam, can you please call my lawyers, a team of DNA analysts, and oh, an ambulance for me?
Tam: Why boss?
Tim: I'm going to faint. Hey can you also get Bruce in here to babysit his grandson? Thanks, you're the best. *THUMP*
Danny: I like you, unconscious father.
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Adeline's got boxes full of plans for Mistria
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my contribution to society. you're welcome.
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what’s worse than a nonchalant jim kirk? yellow shirt leonard mccoy, obviously
mckirk week day 6 : transporter malfunction @mckirkevents
< this is less shippy than i wanted it to be i might make a sequel . . . >
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so pixies regularly try to take over fairyworld
is timmy on the pixie side?
At first, Timmy was adamantly against the Pixies. He'd tell Jorgen every time he got a notice of their plans to take over Fairyworld, and work to stop it! But it gets a bit harder to resist against your own court the longer you hang out with them.
In the present time, Timmy schedules to be out of FairyWorld during their takeovers. He doesn't try to stop them, but also refuses to be anywhere near when it happens.
He... doesn't like how he's slowly starting to cheer for them. Or how their arguments are becoming more convincing. Or how he's struggling to recall why he was so against them to begin with.
There will come a point where he becomes an active participant. Timmy worries that it's coming sooner than he'd like.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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