#The way I screamed at my screen

[ablazenqueen]

[Insert “Sure, Jan” GIF here]

[medicus-felini]

@chopchopclown sent.

“ Yeaah, Low pressure, high pressure, Adhd, Depression. Say it, I have it. Sometimes when I sneeze my knees hurt, that ain’t normal ‘ight? Yeah yeah there’s these pills but then I forget to take for one week or two and get a little lazy—you know when you keep pushing for later and then you start one day and forget again. Don’t we do the same thing every year? igh’t as well just wait for a new recipe anyway. Ahe, I get chills sometimes too when eat— ALVIDAA, what is that thing I'm allergic to again?” “ Ask Mr three. I have no clue. ” “… AH. GYAAAAA! MISTER THREE! THAT’S WHAT I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT! YOU! MINK! What’s your deal? Since you start showing up around he’s never around. See, said his name. Where he is? Aren’t you a doctor? and you’re literally without exaggeration killing me. Do you know who I am? CAPTAAIN BUAAAAAUUUUUGGY, the only and one. So when you’re moving in? ”

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   ❥   𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

      𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝘄𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝘄𝐚𝘀 𝖟𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝘂𝘁 𝐚𝐟𝘁𝐞𝗿 𝘁𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝐟𝐞𝘄 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝘂𝘁𝐞𝘀.      Of course, she took his problems seriously; it is just that most of them were already known to her. While Galdino and Linn had better topics than the health of his boss, it did happen to be part of their idle conversation now and then.

His bitter excuses for forgetting to take his pills ring a bell. Buggy shares some familiarity with her fellow crew mates. As much as the feline would love to remind them to take them punctually, what can she really do   ?   Sure as hell, she won't shove them into their mouths, waiting until they swallowed them like a misbehaving dog.

Pointy white ears perk up as soon as the blessed words stumble from the clown's painted lips. As if wakening from her trance, all attention is now set on the man.      ❝ Mr. 3   ?   Yes, I know him. Yes, a splendid man, very humble and kind and polite and so very responsible and   —   ❞

Linn had to stop herself mid-sentence. Her obvious swooning over the artist wasn't asked for.     ❝ I did not know I had this effect. Would oh so much hate to steal him away from you. I wasn't expecting the great Captain Buggy to need a personal nurse. Hmm, but we all get older one day . . . ❞     Her remark would easily come across as a bit taunting, if it weren't for these innocent blue eyes that looked around as if deep in thought. Occupied by her words, or maybe far away with Galdino already   ?

     ❝ MOVING IIIIIIIIIIIIN   ? !   P-PARDON ME, I . . . I am a very busy doctor, working under the flag of the future king of pirates   !   As much as I like it here, I have responsibilities. They would all shrivel like dying plants without me. ❞

[imaginaryhat]

[henswilsons]

Now, I have to ask this because it's all anyone is talking about. How on earth did you end up on the floor in Buckingham Palace covered in cake?

[arthoewholoveseverything]

Tharn was in such a deep sleep that he couldn't feel Phaya thrashing back and forth next to him and literally being strangled to death.

Dick must have been phenomenal... Put my man in a damn near coma.

[consularmain]

i see the transition from mmorpg to dating sim is going well

[foxy-kitsune]

someone please sedate me right now

[duckthevillain]

SONIC PRIME SEASON 3 SPOILERS

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Um excuse me what the fuck

Also:

I would like to add

I am so normal

Also, guys, I get it you didn't like the ending that much, but what can you expect from a kids' show. Anyways, I think all sonic prime fanfic writers should unite and write a better ending with multiple chapters to keep the fandom sane☝🏻☺️

[capnhanbers]

ANIME NAYA REAL‼️‼️About time I draw her, so I chose to redraw that one panel from your dunking Rachel comic. I hope I did Naya's luscious hair justice ((wink))

HOLY

FUCKING

ABSOLUTE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD I'M AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[quadrantadvisor]

The Owl House takes place on a corpse. That's clear from the beginning. The people we meet, the fantastical things we see, every part of it is life that comes from death, and it's beautiful. Luz says that, the first time she's far enough away to see the bones. It's beautiful. The Titan was so full of life and magic that what he left behind could be passed on and made anew, and the people who sprung from that, who rely on it, understand that and are grateful. Everything they have is built on the bones of a god.

But what grows from the bones of children? Nothing. Nothing at all.

The Titan hunters killed children. They said they were monsters, but they were children. Children who played games and laughed and from their first conscious moments wanted to be loved and belong. And they hunted them to extinction, and kept their pristine skulls as trophies. An entire room full of them, of tiny skulls that could've become something wonderful and terrible and life-giving but never had the chance. They wear them, as a badge of honor. Look what I've done, look what I destroyed.

Philip Wittebane had been making grimwalkers for hundreds of years, sure, but even knowing that, there's so many of them. How many could've reached 20? There's piles of them, of bones and identical masks, scattered at the bottom of a pit, and god, were they dead, when he threw them down there? It's clear that he doesn't care, that the only thing that matters is disposing of them once they wear out their usefulness, moving on to the new model. Children tossed aside, left to rot and decay, and when we see them the bones are all clean.

[sternutaries]

!slight spoilers for DetCo movie 26 (regarding character interaction)!

The tension between Akai and Furuya??? I'm used to those two basically being a divorced couple but Akai IMMEDIATELY starting to flirt right after noticing Rei is in that damn call as well and Furuya jumping on by praising him and THEN THEY USE THEIR OLD CODENAMES??????? Lemme live, bro.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

hiiiiiii i've fallen back into dragon age hell (origins, specifically) if anyone wants to DISCUSS things i am here

[bowl-o-nudel]

I'm sorry to my starving doc ock lover followers.. I have a snack for y'all now.. I will provide a meal later

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

[steph-anie723]

personally I like Burn better since it’s the one actually in the musical, and Eliza attacking Hamilton’s writings instead of confronting him face to face is more meaningful since Hamilton’s writing ability is the main reason that allowed him to rise up and become known in America

anyways I’d like to know what everyone else thinks !!

[lesbianlucius]

So yeah I'd say that episode was pretty good!