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John Ritter/Tommy Rogers x Fem Reader- "Thighmaster"

The reason I titled this fanfic "Tommy Rogers/John Ritter", is that you can either read about professional wrestler Tommy Rogers or John Ritter.

Or both and maybe even turn this into a threesome.

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Susanne Somers will always be remembered for playing the blond bimbo Chrissy Snow on "Three's Company".

But...another thing Susanne Somers is remembered for is doing commercials and promoting the Thighmaster---a piece of exercise equipment meant for someone to squeeze in between their thighs and knees, although people used Thighmasters to exercise their arms too.

Yeah, the Thighmaster sounds a little risque, doesn't it?

At the height of his popularity, Marilyn Manson said the Thighmaster sounds like a porn movie or an Aerosmith song, and he's not wrong.

Before you joined the World Wrestling Federation and even started watching it, you exercised with the Thighmaster, as well as exercised with the Thighmaster when you were signed to the WWF.

Speaking of "Three's Company", that sitcom also made a star out of John Ritter, the main character on the show.

If it's Tommy Rogers you want...

Rowdy Roddy Piper isn't the only professional wrestler from the 1980's who looks like John Ritter, so does Tommy Rogers from the Fantastics.

However, the Thighmaster did not exist in the 80's.

Not to mention Tommy and the Fantastics barely wrestled in the 1990's with a few exceptions.

Even though Tommy wasn't as handsome as he used to look in his Fantastics heyday in the 80's, he was still pretty handsome during his brief stint in the WWF.

If it's John Ritter you want...

During the 90's, even though John Ritter was nowhere near as cute as he looked during the height of his popularity when "Three's Company" was at the height of its popularity and during its run (before it was cancelled), John was still somewhat handsome during the 1990's.

Backstage, during Tommy's time in the WWF in 1997, you had told him that he looks like John Ritter, which he has gotten a lot.

You had mentioned to Tommy that John Ritter was on "Three's Company" and so was Susanne Somers, who during the 1990's was now advertising the Thighmaster.

In 1995, you mentioned to John that he used to be on "Three's Company" which also had Susanne Somers, who at the time was currently selling the Thighmaster.

While you were mentioning this all to Tommy/John, your head tilted sideways while you had this naughty little smirk on your face like you wanted to fuck him.

Considering you're talking about the Thighmaster, which sounds rather raunchy, no doubt you're seducing him.

Because the Thighmaster has a rather racy name, you asked John/Tommy if he'd like to be the Thighmaster and have sex with you.

With a smile on his face as he lightly chuckled, he accepted it, which made you happy deep down inside, wanting to ball your fists in excitement and exclaim "yesssssssssss!!!" while your mouth smiled from ear to ear.

When you and Tommy/John had freetime, you invited John/Tommy to a hotel room.

As you were inside this room, you explained to John/Tommy how you want him to be the Thighmaster and what you want him to do to you.

Not to mention, you suggested as a joke that what if you had sex while using the Thighmaster, like you pump your arms while Tommy/John fucks your pussy.

The Thighmaster isn't just for thighs, you know.

Although, why would it be called the Thighmaster but you aren't using something in between your thighs?

That's probably impossible to do, and that made you and Tommy/John laugh together and break down into laughter.

Although, anything is possible, and maybe you could try to have sex while using a Thighmaster one day.

After you and John/Tommy laughed together, you and John/Tommy stood in front of each other, where your lips locked in between his and your eyes shut while your face approached closer to his face, where his eyes shut too when your lips crashed into his.

Now that your lips were embracing his and you began kissing him, your head was tilting slightly sideways while you and Tommy/John began making out with each other.

During this kiss, you and Tommy/John began trying to undress each other, where your hands grabbed the fabric of his shirt and pulled it up his torso and over his head, breaking the kiss once his shirt reached his lips, only to toss it away.

He, too, is clutching your top in both of his hands and raising and pulling your top up your body and over your head, where the kiss between you and him broke when your shirt reached your mouth.

He let go of your shirt and tossed it away to the floor.

His hands moved to the back of your bra, where his hands managed to unclasp your bra and separate it.

After your bra was undone, his hands let go of the back of your bra and moved to your bra straps, where he grabbed them and slid them down your arms.

One of your hands was behind his head, where your fingers were buried and laced through his hair and running down through it.

Since you could feel your bra straps sliding down your arms and his hands pulling them down, you pulled your hand away from the back of his scalp so he can remove your bra off, and when your straps had reached your hands and slid off of them, he threw and tossed your bra away to the floor.

Is it necessary for Tommy/John to get naked right now and for you to take your top off?

He'll be doing certain things to you involving your thighs, not your breasts.

Speaking of which, he's the Thighmaster right now, and your clitoris is in between your thighs, after he let go of your bra straps from tossing it away, one of his hands slipped under your shorts and underneath your thong, where his fingers and hand stopped sliding once his fingers reached your vulva.

Now that his fingers were at your vulva, his fingers began to stroke vertically up and down your clitoris, since that's arguably the most sensitive part of a woman's body.

While he stroked your clit, you and Tommy/John began French kissing each other, your tongue caressing and stroking his tongue and vice versa.

Your hand moved back to the back of John/Tommy's head, where your fingers buried through his hair again and ran and stroked through his long hair.

John/Tommy had a mullet during the 1990's, and while John/Tommy wasn't as attractive as he used to be, he was still kind of hot.

You're imagining right now that it's John Ritter during his "Three's Company" in the late 1970's and early 1980's with you right now, and if it's Tommy Rogers you want, you're imagining it's Tommy when he was with the Fantastics in 1988.

How awesome would a threesome with John on "Three's Company" and Tommy during his late 1980's Fantastics days be?

As John/Tommy rubbed your clit, you felt this little tickle underneath your clitoris as he caressed it more.

Since John/Tommy is rubbing your clit right now, should you slide your hand under John/Tommy's shorts and play with his private parts?

Penises and balls dangle in between men's thighs.

Heh, maybe you should do that, but you don't want him to cum so soon.

Your pussy is getting moist from being so close and intimate with John/Tommy, and blood is rushing to your clitoris and swelling it up.

While you've been making out with Tommy/John, one of your hands is wrapped around one of his sides and behind his back, whereas his other hand is cradling the back of your head, his fingers buried through your hair and running his fingers through it.

Your hand is stroking up and down his back, your arm wrapped around him is pulling him closer to you.

Should John/Tommy try to take and pull your shorts and panties down in preparation?

Maybe.

He's thinking of sliding his fingers inside your vaginal hole and finger fucking you.

The tips of his fingers are getting sticky and wet from rubbing your moist pussy, even though his fingers haven't slipped in between your much damper vulva.

The tips of his fingers are gently scratching your clitoris, moving in circles on your clit.

Sometimes his fingers are brushing and caressing back and forth horizontally on your clitoris.

In between kisses, you're moaning as he rubs your clit, and as your hand brushes and caresses up and down his back, his skin tingles while you slide your hand on the skin covering his spine.

You really hope people next door won't hear the quiet little moans you're making, especially the moans that will come later.

John/Tommy slid his fingers off of your clitoris and tried making them--especially his index and middle fingers---enter inside your pussy, but his fingers couldn't really reach inside your twat hole.

It probably would be better if he slid his fingers in your vagina while you laid down rather than when you stand up.

Soon, after he played with your clit for a while, he removed his hand out of your panties and shorts, but he pulled his hand away from the back of your head and moved it to your shorts.

He slid both of his thumbs under the sides of your shorts and under the straps of your thong, where he began to pull and slide your shorts and panties down your legs and down to your ankles.

As he pulled your shorts and panties down, he broke the kiss away from you, and he eventually slipped his thumbs out of the straps of your thong and shorts, where your underwear and shorts dropped to your ankles.

You had taken your shoes off, and you lifted your feet out of your panties and shorts.

Should you undo his pants now?

Maybe later.

Once you were entirely naked, you sat down on the bed behind you and spread your legs and thighs wide open.

Now that your legs and thighs were spread out, exposing and showing off your vulva, John/Tommy crouched down near the floor, where they leaned and approached their heads and faces closer to your twat and in between your thighs.

Your thighs were open enough for John/Tommy to let his head get in between them.

As John/Tommy's head was in between your thighs and near your cunt, he let his tongue escape out of his mouth and placed it on your moist vulva, where his tongue began to carefully stroke and caress your pussy.

His tongue slid up the left side of your twat, touching it, only for his tongue to turn and shift over to the opposite side.

His tongue tasted your salty but sweet cunt, his tongue indulging in the taste of it.

You, however, relaxed yourself while you let John/Tommy eat your pussy.

You can nearly lay down on the bed while you let him eat your cunt, in fact, maybe you will.

Although, you can't lay down in a chair.

Tommy/John was thinking how good your twat tastes deep down inside, his tongue examining the taste of your cunt as it traveled around it.

Tommy/John let his mouth plant on top of your clitoris, and he took his tongue with him, his tongue brushing and moving now to your clit.

He began to suck on your clitoris, and not just suck it, but lick it too.

Your clitoris might be tiny, but he managed to make the tip of his tongue caress and stroke back and forth as well as up and down your clit.

He doesn't just want to lick your clitoris, but your vulva as well.

Maybe he can suck your clit while his tongue eats your twat.

So he tried doing that, where his tongue lolled out of his mouth and he tried to make his tongue caress and stroke up and down your cunt while at the same time his mouth was sucking your clitoris.

That wasn't all, since he's the Thighmaster, he placed his hands on your thighs, where his hands began to caress and stroke up and down the top of your thighs while he ate your pussy.

His hands sometimes swerved sideways near the bottom of your thighs to stroke them, and his hands slowly caressed your thighs like how his tongue is eating your twat.

You felt his tongue off of your clit, which was strange at first, but you felt his tongue sliding all over your vulva.

Your pussy juices (not urine) is sticking to his tongue as his tongue is eating your cunt, but because of his tongue traveling and sliding all over your twat, your pussy juices are spreading across your vagina as his tongue roams all over it.

Though, sometimes his tongue is sliding into his mouth just to taste your cunt.

Sometimes he's even kissing your clit, pressing his lips and mouth on your clitoris, where you feel a tingling, buzzing sensation as his mouth presses on your clit.

You're surprised he isn't sliding and sticking his tongue up your pussy hole.

Meanwhile, his hands are tingling the skin he caresses and strokes on your thighs.

You, however, are indulging yourself in this moment, feeling so good, quietly moaning.

What also really feels good is when you rub your nipples and areolas, and as he continued stroking your thighs while he ate your pussy, you moved your hands to your breasts, where you placed your fingers on top of your areolas and began rubbing them back and forth.

Your areolas tingled as you rubbed them, it felt even better when you rubbed your nipples than while he's sucking your clit.

Honestly, one of your hands could move behind John/Tommy's head and your fingers can slide down through his hair, pulling his head closer to your vulva.

He's probably going to make your pussy cream before he even enters it.

He's had enough of eating your pussy, so he removed his hands off of your thighs, where his hands grabbed his basketball shorts.

His hands managed to pull down both his shorts and his boxers at the same time, partially because of his thumbs slipping under his shorts.

As he pulled his shorts down, he released his erection that was hiding underneath there, and his thumbs and hands let go of his shorts and boxers, where they dropped to his ankles.

Now that his penis was out, he pulled and raised his body up, where his head was no longer in between your thighs.

While he was standing in between your thighs, one of his hands grabbed the shaft of his penis, where he directed and pointed the tip of his dick at your vaginal hole.

"Are you ready?" he asked you.

You opened your eyes, only to see him standing in between your legs holding his cock.

"Oh yeah" you replied, nodding your head.

With a smirk on his face, he gently and carefully inserted and penetrated the tip of his dick inside your pussy hole, where he slid and shoved his erection further inside your vagina.

As his cock was entering inside your cunt, he unwrapped his fingers off of his dick and placed both of his hands on your hips so he could let his dick be inside you and not slip out.

He began to pound and ram your pussy by thrusting his cock inside your twat, although he wasn't violent when he pushed his dick inside you.

His penis was sliding back and forth inside your vagina, but the tip of his dick was still inside you.

His hands slid off of your waistline and moved to your thighs, where his hands tried to stroke and caress your thighs as he fucked you.

As he rammed his erection inside your pussy, his eyes shut tight while his teeth gritted.

Your pussy is so perfectly moist and damp, easy for his dick to enter inside.

The bed is creaking and squeaking as he pounds his cock inside you, thankfully the bed is attached to the floor.

Your hands are grabbing the comforter of the bed you're laying on (or, with Tommy: the arm of the chair), your fingers clutching the comforter in a tight grip, from him pounding your cunt.

His hands are tingling your thighs while they caress up and down them.

It's a little difficult to rub your nipples, though you can try to do that as he fucks you, maybe you'll cum quicker.

He's been pleasuring you for quite some time, you're probably going to cum any minute now.

He's groaning as he pounds your twat with his cock, and his fingers are trying to slide under the bottom of your thighs to stroke them.

Although, is that necessary?

Your pussy is tightening around his cock inside you, and your skin as well as his flesh are feeling hotter while he fucks you.

You were actually the first one to cum, where your pussy creamed all over his cock inside you, your clitoris pounding after you had came.

However, it isn't over until he ejaculates.

While he continued fucking you, his hands swerved to the left side and stroked up and down the left side of your thighs.

Soon, his hands shifted across the opposite side and caressed the right side of your thighs.

Eventually, he jizzed right inside you, ejaculating and releasing his seed in your vagina.

While his cock kept spurting and gushing his cum, he quickly pulled out of you.

Now is your chance to give him head.

After he pulled his penis out of your pussy, you raised yourself up and then dropped your knees on the carpeted floor, where one of your hands grabbed his penis and inserted it inside your mouth, giving him a blowjob.

As you sucked his dick, you swallowed all of his cum, your head bobbing up and down his erection.

Since you're sucking his cock now, maybe you should stroke his thighs and you'll be the Thighmaster for him?

Either way, one of your hands let go of his dick, where you still continued giving him head.

However, you placed your hands on his thighs, and began to stroke up and down them, caressing his thighs.

He saw your hands stroking his thighs, but was it necessary for you to do this?

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

He's the Thighmaster, not you, considering he looks like John Ritter whose costar used to be Suzanne Somers.

You actually did try to have sex with John/Tommy while using a Thighmaster exercise device, but it didn't work out (ba-dum-tsssh) too well.

#john ritter #tommy rogers #thighmaster #1997 #90s #wwf #1995

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yesthatssadirichardslove · 11 months

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Suzanne Somers, of ‘Three’s Company,’ dies at 76

LOS ANGELES

Suzanne Somers, the effervescent blonde actor known for playing Chrissy Snow on the television show “Three’s Company” as well as her business endeavors, has died. She was 76.

Somers had breast cancer for over 23 years and died Sunday morning, her family said in a statement provided by her longtime publicist, R. Couri Hay. Her husband Alan Hamel, her son Bruce and other immediate family were with her in Palm Springs, California.

“Her family was gathered to celebrate her 77th birthday on October 16th,” the statement read. “Instead, they will celebrate her extraordinary life, and want to thank her millions of fans and followers who loved her dearly.”

In July, Somers shared on Instagram that her breast cancer had returned.

“Like any cancer patient, when you get that dreaded, ‘It’s back’ you get a pit in your stomach. Then I put on my battle gear and go to war," she told Entertainment Tonight at the time. "This is familiar battleground for me and I’m very tough.”

She was first diagnosed in 2000, and also had skin cancer. She faced some backlash for her reliance on what she's described as a chemical-free and organic lifestyle to combat the cancers. She argued against the use of chemotherapy, in books and on platforms like “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” which drew criticism from the American Cancer Society.

Somers was born in 1946 in San Bruno, California, to a gardener father and a medical secretary mother. She began acting in the late 1960s, playing the blonde driving the white Thunderbird in George Lucas’s 1973 film “American Graffiti.” Her only line was mouthing the words “I love you” to Richard Dreyfuss’s character.

At her audition, Lucas just asked her if she could drive. She later said that moment “changed her life forever.”

Somers would later stage a one-woman Broadway show entitled “The Blonde in the Thunderbird,” which drew largely scathing reviews.

She appeared in many television shows in the 1970s, including “The Rockford Files,” “Magnum Force” and “The Six Million Dollar Man,” but her most famous part came with “Three’s Company,” which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1984 — though her participation ended in 1981.

On “Three’s Company,” she was the ditzy blonde opposite John Ritter and Joyce DeWitt in the roommate comedy. In 1980, after four seasons, she asked for a raise from $30,000 an episode to $150,000 an episode, which would have been comparable to what Ritter was getting paid. Hamel, a former television producer, had encouraged the ask.

“The show’s response was, ‘Who do you think you are?’” Somers told People in 2020. “They said, ‘John Ritter is the star.’”

She was soon fired and her character was replaced by two different roommates for the remaining years the show aired. It also led to a rift with her co-stars; They didn’t speak for many years. Somers did reconcile with Ritter before his death, and then with DeWitt on her online talk show.

But Somers took the break as an opportunity to pursue new avenues, including a Las Vegas act, writing books, hosting a talk show and becoming an entrepreneur. In the 1990s, she also became the spokesperson for the “Thighmaster.”

Somers returned to network television in the 1990s, most famously on “Step by Step,” which aired on ABC’s youth-targeted TGIF lineup. The network also aired a biopic of her life, starring her, called “Keeping Secrets.”

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